KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

News:

~ F**K, DUMP, MARRY ~

Guest · 3216

« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Go Down

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

KitKat

  • Guest
on: March 20, 2017, 05:04:08 AM
A little less violent version of "Fuck, Kill, Marry"


Here's how to play...

"The Rules of Kill-Fuck-Marry:

When given a choice of three names, the players must decide who they would prefer to kill, fuck or marry.

For example this round of K-F-M, we'll go with Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Lindsey Lohan

Player: I'll marry Cameron because she's funny, fuck Angelina because she'd be crazy in bed, and kill Lindsey because she sucks at life."




Let's start with Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, & Kelly Osbourne...

Who would you fuck, dump, & marry?


aaaaaaand GO!
« Last Edit: March 20, 2017, 05:05:44 AM by KitKat »


ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #1 on: March 20, 2017, 05:08:39 AM
Fuck Paris Hilton cuz shes a whore. Dump Nicole Richie. Marry Kelly Osbourne.



Offline NaughtyNicole

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,741
    • Woos/Boos: +192/-0
    • Gender: Female
Reply #2 on: March 20, 2017, 05:09:28 AM
Fuck Paris, Marry Nicole, Kill Kelly

Salma Hayak, Penelope Cruz, Eve Mendes


KitKat

  • Guest
Reply #3 on: March 20, 2017, 05:10:54 AM
Quote from: NaughtyNicole on March 20, 2017, 05:09:28 AM
Fuck Paris, Marry Nicole, Kill Kelly

Salma Hayak, Penelope Cruz, Eve Mendes

Holy shit!

Fuck Eva, Dump Penelope, Marry Selma


Same


ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #4 on: March 20, 2017, 05:11:50 AM
Marry Salma Hayak. Fuck Penelope Cruz. Dump Eve Mendes out of airplane.

Same.


KitKat

  • Guest
Reply #5 on: March 20, 2017, 05:12:44 AM
 :emot_laughing:



Offline NaughtyNicole

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,741
    • Woos/Boos: +192/-0
    • Gender: Female
Reply #6 on: March 20, 2017, 05:17:09 AM
Marry Salma, Fuck Penelope, Kill Eve

Madonna, Courtney Love, Miley Cyrus

BTW,  is it Kill or Dump? The rules say both,lol



ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #7 on: March 20, 2017, 05:18:58 AM
Madonna, Courtney Love, Miley Cyrus... KILL!

No survivors.

Same.


Offline NaughtyNicole

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,741
    • Woos/Boos: +192/-0
    • Gender: Female
Reply #8 on: March 20, 2017, 05:20:33 AM
Can I kill Madonna 3 times and leave the others alone?


KitKat

  • Guest
Reply #9 on: March 20, 2017, 05:22:11 AM
Quote from: NaughtyNicole on March 20, 2017, 05:20:33 AM
Can I kill Madonna 3 times and leave the others alone?

 :emot_laughing:


KitKat

  • Guest
Reply #10 on: March 20, 2017, 05:22:53 AM
Quote from: NaughtyNicole on March 20, 2017, 05:17:09 AM
Marry Salma, Fuck Penelope, Kill Eve

Madonna, Courtney Love, Miley Cyrus

BTW,  is it Kill or Dump? The rules say both,lol



Fuck rules! Just have fun.  :-*


Offline NaughtyNicole

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,741
    • Woos/Boos: +192/-0
    • Gender: Female
Reply #11 on: March 20, 2017, 05:25:11 AM
Robert Plant, Roger Daltrey, Mick Jagger


KitKat

  • Guest
Reply #12 on: March 20, 2017, 05:27:51 AM
Fuck & marry: Robert Plant

Dump:

Roger Daltrey & Mick Jagger

 :emot_laughing:

Same ?


Offline NaughtyNicole

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,741
    • Woos/Boos: +192/-0
    • Gender: Female
Reply #13 on: March 20, 2017, 05:32:21 AM
Fuck Plant, Marry Daltrey, Dump/Kill Jagger

Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber, Kanye West


KitKat

  • Guest
Reply #14 on: March 20, 2017, 05:33:53 AM
Michael Jackson - Marry

Justin Bieber - Fuck

Kanye West - Dump

 :emot_laughing:

Same ?


Offline NaughtyNicole

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,741
    • Woos/Boos: +192/-0
    • Gender: Female
Reply #15 on: March 20, 2017, 05:38:06 AM
Dump them all......right in the middle of the ocean!!


Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton


KitKat

  • Guest
Reply #16 on: March 20, 2017, 05:40:26 AM
Quote from: NaughtyNicole on March 20, 2017, 05:38:06 AM
Dump them all......right in the middle of the ocean!!


Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton

 :emot_laughing:

Dump them all.


Same ?


Offline NaughtyNicole

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,741
    • Woos/Boos: +192/-0
    • Gender: Female
Reply #17 on: March 20, 2017, 05:45:08 AM
Don't like any of them but I'd fuck the shit out of LiLo, just know she would so wild in bed.

Betty Rubble, Wilma Flintstone or  Marge Simpson?


KitKat

  • Guest
Reply #18 on: March 20, 2017, 05:46:16 AM
Threesome with Betty & Wilma

Marry Marge


 :emot_laughing:


Same ?


Offline GEMINIGUY

  • "I'm Rockin' My Life Away..."
  • GG
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *****
    • Posts: 18,294
    • Woos/Boos: +508/-59
    • Gender: Male
Reply #19 on: March 20, 2017, 05:47:25 AM
I love how everybody fucks the rules. :P No point in playing then.

"If it's good enough for the Gemini Guys
Then it's good enough for me" - Adam Ant

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Go Up
« previous next »