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Reply #100 on: March 19, 2019, 02:58:45 PM
Not so secret now...

Honestly, that shouldn't be much of a secret to begin with.  It's like liquid treacle.  Also really punches up my Sweet Potato, and Pecan pies.



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Reply #101 on: March 19, 2019, 03:00:39 PM
Let's start a National Cover MJ in Chocolate and Caramel Day.  We can spend the day slowly licking the chocolate and caramel off of her.  8)

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Reply #102 on: March 19, 2019, 03:52:45 PM
Let's start a National Cover MJ in Chocolate and Caramel Day.  We can spend the day slowly licking the chocolate and caramel off of her.  8)

I’m sure MJ’s ultimate fantasy is to have a bunch of geriatric tongues licking syrups off her.   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #103 on: March 19, 2019, 03:59:34 PM
Don't forget National Hangover Day.



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Reply #104 on: March 19, 2019, 06:05:05 PM
Let's start a National Cover MJ in Chocolate and Caramel Day.  We can spend the day slowly licking the chocolate and caramel off of her.  8)

I’m sure MJ’s ultimate fantasy is to have a bunch of geriatric tongues licking syrups off her.   :emot_laughing:


You may be right about that.  If Jules is involved, I’ll pour the syrup on me.



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Reply #105 on: March 20, 2019, 12:32:02 PM

Wednesday March 20

    National Ravioli Day
    National Native HIV/AIDS Awareness Day
    National Proposal Day
    National Kick Butts Day (Changes Annually)
    Spring Begins (Changes Annually)
   
Ah, the first day of spring. Was sunny and 74 yesterday and today's forecast is for a high of 77, so I can live with that.

Today is also the last Super Moon of 2019, when the moon is about 14,000 miles closer to earth than normal.

Now, get out there and kick some butts!  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #106 on: March 20, 2019, 02:39:50 PM
Let's start a National Cover MJ in Chocolate and Caramel Day.  We can spend the day slowly licking the chocolate and caramel off of her.  8)

I’m sure MJ’s ultimate fantasy is to have a bunch of geriatric tongues licking syrups off her.   :emot_laughing:

Geriatric tongues? A tongue in the right place, no matter the adult age, still feels good.  ;D ;D

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Reply #107 on: March 20, 2019, 02:41:13 PM
Geriatric tongues? A tongue in the right place, no matter the adult age, still feels good.  ;D ;D

Yeah, but at least we can grow facial hair, and that tickles!



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Reply #108 on: March 21, 2019, 12:32:43 PM

Thursday March 21

    National Common Courtesy Day
    National Single Parents Day
    National Fragrance Day
    National California Strawberry Day
    National French Bread Day
    National Farm Rescuer Day (Third Thursday in March)

Oh man, don't even get me started on common courtesy.

I salute single parents everywhere. Parenting is a hard job even when there are two of you. I personally can't imagine having to do it by myself.

Remmy


---> Month long observations during March





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Reply #109 on: March 21, 2019, 02:45:29 PM
Common courtesy is in very short supply nowadays.

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Reply #110 on: March 21, 2019, 05:25:02 PM
Common courtesy is in very short supply nowadays.

So, we can celebrate it's memory?

I don't know that it was ever all that common.



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Reply #111 on: March 22, 2019, 12:22:23 PM

Friday March 22

    National Goof Off Day*
    National Bavarian Crepes Day
    National West Virginia Day
    National Puppy Day (Normally celebrated  on March 23rd but observed on Friday or Monday when falling on a weekend)

*Finally, celebrating something I'm good at!  ;D

Be nice to any West Virginians you know, today's their day.

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---> Month long observations during March



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Reply #112 on: March 22, 2019, 01:46:27 PM
I'm with Remmy on the love of National Goof Off Day.  Except, I'm retired, so I get to celebrate every day. :D

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Reply #113 on: March 22, 2019, 01:51:28 PM

Friday March 22

    National Goof Off Day



My favorite word to call most of you boys.   Goofs!

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Reply #114 on: March 22, 2019, 02:45:45 PM

Friday March 22

    National Goof Off Day



My favorite word to call most of you boys.   Goofs!


Geriatric goofs Toe would say.  ;D ;D

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Reply #115 on: March 23, 2019, 12:32:49 PM

Saturday March 23

    National Chia Day
    National Chip and Dip Day
    National Near Miss Day
    National Melba Toast Day

Chip and Dip and March Madness on the tube. Sounds like yesterday's going to repeat itself at my house.

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---> Month long observations during March




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Reply #116 on: March 23, 2019, 01:29:05 PM

Saturday March 23


    National Chip and Dip Day


Ugh, my favorite.  I can't though, I'd eat the whole container of French Onion dip along with a bag of Ruffles chips.    I'm putting my bathing suit on in exactly 6 days.  I can't let chips and dip get within arms reach of me.  Not right now.  :(  It sounds so good.


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Reply #117 on: March 23, 2019, 04:06:10 PM
Watcher thinks MJ looks better out of a bathing suit then in one.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #118 on: March 23, 2019, 05:55:22 PM

Saturday March 23

...     National Near Miss Day




I'm a bit older... when is National Near Missus Day?  :D  I'm sure I can get near one.


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Reply #119 on: March 24, 2019, 12:24:51 PM

Sunday March 24

    National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day

Not a big fan of raisins, but they're tolerable when covered in chocolate.  ^-^

Remmy

---> Month long observations during March