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a pegging
:emot_weird:
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We went to a downtown casino hotel last night. It had been planned since Wednesday. We played blackjack then went to our room for a scheduled couples massage. Before they arrived, we got a very light buzz with some very good pot.
After they left is when the real fun began.
Not much sleep for me last night. We got out of there early and back home because the roads are getting bad. I'll be napping a bit as we relax and watch movies today. I cancelled the Lion watching party with all of my brother in laws friends because of the snow. I don't need them being under the influence and sending them out on slippery streets.
**edit - have you ever posted something and gone back and looked at it the next day and you think to yourself, "omg, why did I post that". yep, that's me today. A bit of the post has been removed.
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I got laid half an hour ago. Does that count? 8)
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We went to a downtown casino hotel last night. It had been planned since Wednesday. We played blackjack then went to our room for a scheduled couples massage. Before they arrived, we got a very light buzz with some very good pot. As we have done before we were completely naked but with towels over us. As coordinated by my friend when setting up the massage, the towels would get removed as the massages progress. Laying naked for two handsome muscular strangers as they touch my body, while I have a buzz, got me very worked up. As previously instructed by my friend, my masseur is to ask permission as he approaches my sensitive area. When asked, I told him it was fine. At the same time, my friend was receiving similar treatment. I came first. She was just a few seconds behind. Feel so dirty orgasming for a couple of strangers but it seemed to make it so much better. That costs us an extra $50 each. Yes, I paid for sex. hahaha
After they left is when the real fun began.
Not much sleep for me last night. We got out of there early and back home because the roads are getting bad. I'll be napping a bit as we relax and watch movies today. I cancelled the Lion watching party with all of my brother in laws friends because of the snow. I don't need them being under the influence and sending them out on slippery streets.
That's hot.
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I got a caning, a pegging, and a warm sudsy red rubber bag full. Not in that order. :emot_laughing:
A man who knows what he likes and is brave enough to post it. That's hot.
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I did and it was great. Just a lazy night at home .
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:emot_updwn:
I got super laid. :D
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I got laid Christmas Eve. Then had to get up at 5 AM to go to work for 6:30 on Christmas Day.
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We traditionally stay at Mrs Boast's parents for Christmas, sleeping in the living room on a fold-down sofa that creaks and doings madly with every movement, so normally nothing sexy happens in the holidays, but a couple of mornings ago...
It started as a morning snuggle, then I sucked gently on her ear, then I started kissing down her side to her hip. Normally I get shut down at that point, but she didn't stop me, so I kissed round to the front. By this point, I was pretty much on all fours, with my knees near her shoulder, so it was a very pleasant surprise when she rolled onto her back. She started stroking my balls and cock from the back (a very pleasant change from the usual - big hint, ladies!), and I started kissing and licking her pussy.
Plunging, deep, long strokes got her very turned on very quickly - she switched from stroking to masturbating, and then to sucking me, a rare treat!
I kept licking, adding the occasional suck of lips and clit to the motions, and her hips started to clamp on my head. I couldn't help but start thrusting with my hips, and she actually let me fuck her mouth for a while, something she never does, and as she came with a series of deep gasps, I came as well - at the very last moment she moved her head and I came all over her neck and shoulder, but she didn't care.
I knealt up, very literally gasping for breath, and she grabbed my hand, pushing my fingers between her pussy lips, and she said I want to cum again (another actual first!), and I stroked her pussy and clit to bring her to a more gentle second climax, while she stroked my dick from a more traditional direction.
Yay!
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:aol_anal:
:emot_bottomspank:
Is it Christmas already? ;D
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8)
:aol_anal:
:emot_bottomspank:
Is it Christmas already? ;D
2 weeks ago. :emot_bottomspank:
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8)
:aol_anal:
:emot_bottomspank:
Is it Christmas already? ;D
2 weeks ago. :emot_bottomspank:
Tomorrow (7 January) if you follow the Orthodox Christian calendar (Coptic, Greek/Russian/Ukrainian/etc Orthodox churches).
I used to get 7 January off from school every year because I lived in an area with a very large Ukrainian population.
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Sadly, not me!
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Got my scorching hot Jap girl on a below freezing night.
4 hours of interracial girl on girl humpin' and suckin' 8)
;D
I made her cum so good she said "no more, white girl, or you'll cause my pussy to burn out" :D
:emot_dancing:
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Got my scorching hot Jap girl on a below freezing night.
4 hours of interracial girl on girl humpin' and suckin' 8)
;D
I made her cum so good she said "no more, white girl, or you'll cause my pussy to burn out" :D
:emot_dancing:
:aol_anal: :aol_anal:
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Got my scorching hot Jap girl on a below freezing night.
4 hours of interracial girl on girl humpin' and suckin' 8)
;D
I made her cum so good she said "no more, white girl, or you'll cause my pussy to burn out" :D
:emot_dancing:
:aol_anal: :aol_anal:
:emot_bottomspank:
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Got my scorching hot Jap girl on a below freezing night.
4 hours of interracial girl on girl humpin' and suckin' 8)
;D
I made her cum so good she said "no more, white girl, or you'll cause my pussy to burn out" :D
:emot_dancing:
:aol_anal: :aol_anal:
:emot_bottomspank:
Oh baby
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Got my scorching hot Jap girl on a below freezing night.
4 hours of interracial girl on girl humpin' and suckin' 8)
;D
I made her cum so good she said "no more, white girl, or you'll cause my pussy to burn out" :D
:emot_dancing:
:aol_anal: :aol_anal:
:emot_bottomspank:
Oh baby
:aol_doubledildo:
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Late for work today. Second helpings. Windows were open, so the neighbors got an earful.
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Am I the only one who gets laid around here? Or the only one who likes talking about it?
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I'm up at 2 in the morning cuz I got laid. :D
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Annie and I hooked up with Jason last night. I have not been feeling great the past few days but still had fun night. Jason has a great cock and I love watching him fuck Annie and eating her pussy while he fucks me. And the look on his face as we suck him off together then kissing Annie with our mouths filled with cum.......MMMMMMMM
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Annie and I hooked up with Jason last night. I have not been feeling great the past few days but still had fun night. Jason has a great cock and I love watching him fuck Annie and eating her pussy while he fucks me. And the look on his face as we suck him off together then kissing Annie with our mouths filled with cum.......MMMMMMMM
I'm very slowly convincing the Jap girl into pursuing a ménage à trois. Slowly. :roll:
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Am I the only one who gets laid around here? Or the only one who likes talking about it?
I've been wondering the same thing myself.
Then again, you're a handsome guy in a tux. I mean, what woman could resist THAT?!?
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Am I the only one who gets laid around here? Or the only one who likes talking about it?
I only post it when it involves a guy or a 3rd(or 4th. .....) woman. If it's just Annie and I then I dont.
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Annie and I hooked up with Jason last night. I have not been feeling great the past few days but still had fun night. Jason has a great cock and I love watching him fuck Annie and eating her pussy while he fucks me. And the look on his face as we suck him off together then kissing Annie with our mouths filled with cum.......MMMMMMMM
I'm very slowly convincing the Jap girl into pursuing a ménage à trois. Slowly. :roll:
Maybe you will be more successful in convincing her if you don't refer to her as "the Jap girl". Kind of derogatory, don't you think?
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Am I the only one who gets laid around here? Or the only one who likes talking about it?
I only post it when it involves a guy or a 3rd(or 4th. .....) woman. If it's just Annie and I then I dont.
:)
I'll admit to enjoying sexual activities last night....numerous times. :)
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Annie and I hooked up with Jason last night. I have not been feeling great the past few days but still had fun night. Jason has a great cock and I love watching him fuck Annie and eating her pussy while he fucks me. And the look on his face as we suck him off together then kissing Annie with our mouths filled with cum.......MMMMMMMM
I'm very slowly convincing the Jap girl into pursuing a ménage à trois. Slowly. :roll:
Maybe you will be more successful in convincing her if you don't refer to her as "the Jap girl". Kind of derogatory, don't you think?
Not really since she calls me white girl every day and the last time I called her Jap girl I didn't get laid for a week. I call her that where she can't read or hear it now.
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Am I the only one who gets laid around here? Or the only one who likes talking about it?
I only post it when it involves a guy or a 3rd(or 4th. .....) woman. If it's just Annie and I then I dont.
:)
I'll admit to enjoying sexual activities last night....numerous times. :)
Details. Were eggs involved in any way? Mayhaps some... ketchup?
For some people who may misunderstand: Mayhaps A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word. Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.
"mayhaps I'll go get fucked up instead of writing this paper"
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I am not having sex, casual or with a lover. More's the pity.
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Poor Katie... if only I could help... ;) :emot_kiss:
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I must admit, as others have, to my wife getting fucked last night. By me. Quite enjoyable for both of us. :aol_missionary:
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Very late for work today. Quite enjoyable.
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I am not having sex, casual or with a lover. More's the pity.
Same here, double the pity.
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I am not having sex, casual or with a lover. More's the pity.
Same here, double the pity.
Aw shucks TD... :'( I'm so sorry...
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No worries sugar, be sorry for the fella I get around to having my way with.
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I went 2 days without. That was enough. 8)
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:emot_laughing:
No worries sugar, be sorry for the fella I get around to having my way with.
:emot_weird: You'll kill the poor bugger...
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Does it count if your by yourself? Then yes!!! If not then... :'(
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On my way home from work for a little afternoon delight.
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On my way home from work for a little afternoon delight.
Braggard
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On my way home from work for a little afternoon delight.
Braggard
I have been late or absent from work every day for a week. Fortunately, my boss doesn't give a shit. Or so he says...
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I think I broke my Jap girl. 8)
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I think I broke my Jap girl. 8)
:aol_anal: a little rougher than usual??
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I think I broke my Jap girl. 8)
:aol_anal: a little rougher than usual??
You wish.
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It ain't bragging if it's true.. :roll:
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No sex for me this weekend. I normally only post when Annie and I hook up with our fuck buddy. But Annie's son was home from college this weekend so I was all alone. Thank God for toys and fantasies,lol.
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4 hour trip to heaven. :D
Insatiable Japanese girls. 8)
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Wow, you must be glowing this morning. ;D
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Wow, you must be glowing this morning. ;D
Walking on sunshine. :D
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:emot_laughing:
Just had some hot shower sex.
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:emot_laughing:
Just had some hot shower sex.
:D easy clean up.
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:emot_laughing:
Just had some hot shower sex.
Love Shower Sex
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:emot_laughing:
Just had some hot shower sex.
Love Shower Sex
Bath tub sex. ;D
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm big soapy Asian titties. :D
I know what I'm doing tonight. 8)
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:emot_laughing:
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I keep offering Mrs JBRG shower sex but she says there isn't enough room in our 2 person steam shower. Oh, well. :roll:
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Why don't you just sneak in, and push her against the wall, and show her that there is room. Dominate that bitch, then fuck her hard till she screams.
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Why don't you just sneak in, and push her against the wall, and show her that there is room. Dominate that bitch, then fuck her hard till she screams.
Because I like living in the same home with her ;D ;D
You are SOOOOO naughty
And I know she wouldn't enjoy it as much as the scenario suggests.
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I am a very naughty girl. I would enjoy it. I guess some women like mild sex, and some like it wild. ;)
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Sunday morning after springing forward. Yummy. Twice.
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I just fucking got laid. 8)
Does a quicky in the bathroom count? ;D
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I just fucking got laid. 8)
Does a quicky in the bathroom count? ;D
Sexy.
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I just fucking got laid. 8)
Does a quicky in the bathroom count? ;D
Sexy.
;D
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Annie and I had sex by the fire.
But for some reason I only think of getting laid as sex with a guy.
Guess I'm Old Fashioned! LOL :sign_yeahriight:
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I just got laid the last 2 nights but forgot to post about it here.
Some background :
First the judgey stuff. I am married but cheating on my wife when I can. My hook up is also married.
More backstory:
I am currently away from home at a technical school for work related training. It just happens to be located near a girl that I had an affair with about a year ago. Back then I met her on a rather vanilla social media site and started flirting with her. Her boyfriend at the time had a job that took him out of town for long stretches. She was super horny and loved having naughty chats and we exchanged a few pics. After a few weeks an opportunity arose and she was in my area on business so I was able to convince her to cheat with me. Nothing more than physical release for both of us. It was a wild one night thing and after that she pretty much ghosted me. She even dropped off of the vanilla site. She said the sex was great but once she no longer obsessing about that release she felt guilty for cheating.
Fast forward to a few weeks ago :
She reached out to me again because she is now married to that boyfrend and she even moved closer to his job so he is at home more. Now he just sits around the house playing video games instead of chasing her around. Did I mention she was once a pin up model ? She did a semi nude risque' photoshoot for a website specializing in girls with tattoos and piercings. (I won't name it outright here). She admitted that even through the guilt she often fantasized about me and our one hook up. She did stalk me a little online so she knew that I would be in her town this week. That was enough for her to reach out again and set up another affair.
Present day :
Monday night was an animalistic rough fucking bent over the bathroom sink and making her look at herself in the mirror. We didn't even get all the way undressed. We discussed her conflicted feelings earlier and I growled in her ear about what a slut she was for cheating. It was intense and rough and over too quickly but it was a good fit for the opening night. She couldn't stay too long anyway. She has to go back home every night.
Last night we had more time and it was a more conventional date with dinner and some talking under the stars. Talking of course led to talking about sex. This time we made it to the bed. It was still rough just because we both prefer it that way. I know I made her a little sore but she likes it.
Because of the cheating I have no one in my life I can brag to about this. I am grateful to have a place like this to let it all out.
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Wow, that's some hot naughty sex.
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Wow, that's some hot naughty sex.
From what I have read here that is a high compliment. Thanks.
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Very naughty... long afternoon fuck session with Liberator, Hitachi, two Lelo's, huge latex cock, and butt plug all employed. Riding crop and good barehanded spanking. Dr. Weismueller at his finest. Broiled flounder and scallops for dinner. Nice Chardonnay, and cream brûlées for dessert.
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Annie and I went out last night with some friends and met this really cool guy. We had not really thought about him in a sexual way but as the night went on the conversation got a little sexual, I even showed him KB on my phone, LOL At first he thought we were lesbians since he saw me kiss Annie. But I guess he quickly realized we liked guys too. We got a little drunk and ended up back at Annie's house. We had a wild threesome with this hot 25yo. He really got off on Annie and I and loved watching us together......What a shock!! But WOW, this guy had stamina even if he was a little awkward. And he shot as much cum as I have ever seen! I honestly think we could have got him to do anything we asked, just hope he doesn't stalk us now! LOL
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Nothing as exciting as Nicole but the Mrs and I curled each others' toes last night.
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She did all the work for me. :D
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Birthday sex :emot_smilio:
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Birthday sex :emot_smilio:
:D
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:aol_doggystyle:
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:aol_doggystyle:
Ouch. :roll:
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It was awesome.
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It was awesome.
:sign_outstanding: :emot_pics:
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I couldn't take pics, I was getting banged. They would have come out all blury.
:emot_laughing:
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I couldn't take pics, I was getting banged. They would have come out all blury.
:emot_laughing:
If my wife can make a video on her phone of fucking me in the ass, so can you. :roll:
And she did, by the way. Still has it. :facepalm:
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Damn. I pity your sore little booty hole. I hope she licked it and kissed it to make it feel better afterwards.
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Damn. I pity your sore little booty hole. I hope she licked it and kissed it to make it feel better afterwards.
Nope. :roll:
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2 weeks in a row. And if the Mrs were a parrot, she would have broken the branch she was on because her toes were curled that tight when she came.
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Friday morning sex with all the toys and naughty games. She had four, I had two. I know I told you one, but she gave me a blow job after that. Hello weekend!
(http://malestrippersunlimited.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photoset126-bythewindow-02.jpg)
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Friday morning sex with all the toys and naughty games. She had four, I had two. I know I told you one, but she gave me a blow job after that. Hello weekend!
(http://malestrippersunlimited.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photoset126-bythewindow-02.jpg)
Wow, Merovingian, for some reason I thought you were a bit older...
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Wow, Merovingian, for some reason I thought you were a bit older...
:emot_laughing:
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Friday morning sex with all the toys and naughty games. She had four, I had two. I know I told you one, but she gave me a blow job after that. Hello weekend!
(http://malestrippersunlimited.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photoset126-bythewindow-02.jpg)
Wow, Merovingian, for some reason I thought you were a bit older...
Barb, that's how he see's himself in his dreams.
:D
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Friday morning sex with all the toys and naughty games. She had four, I had two. I know I told you one, but she gave me a blow job after that. Hello weekend!
(http://malestrippersunlimited.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photoset126-bythewindow-02.jpg)
Wow, Merovingian, for some reason I thought you were a bit older...
Barb, that's how he see's himself in his dreams.
:D
I'll admit to seeing pictures of Merv, and it's pretty close.
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I had a very unexpected wonderful night of sex last night. Annie and went out to eat then went to a local bar for some drinks before going home. Our FB Jason was there with a friend of his. We had drinks with them and I guess one thing led to another and we all ended up at Annie's house for a wild 4some!! I just love watching Annie getting fucked, especially when she has one in her mouth too!! Great Night!
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I had a very unexpected wonderful night of sex last night. Annie and went out to eat then went to a local bar for some drinks before going home. Our FB Jason was there with a friend of his. We had drinks with them and I guess one thing led to another and we all ended up at Annie's house for a wild 4some!! I just love watching Annie getting fucked, especially when she has one in her mouth too!! Great Night!
Sounds like a fucking good fucking time.
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Friday morning sex with all the toys and naughty games. She had four, I had two. I know I told you one, but she gave me a blow job after that. Hello weekend!
(http://malestrippersunlimited.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photoset126-bythewindow-02.jpg)
Wow, Merovingian, for some reason I thought you were a bit older...
Barb, that's how he see's himself in his dreams.
:D
I'll admit to seeing pictures of Merv, and it's pretty close.
"It"? What is this "it" you speak of?
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I had a very unexpected wonderful night of sex last night. Annie and went out to eat then went to a local bar for some drinks before going home. Our FB Jason was there with a friend of his. We had drinks with them and I guess one thing led to another and we all ended up at Annie's house for a wild 4some!! I just love watching Annie getting fucked, especially when she has one in her mouth too!! Great Night!
Hotness!!
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"It"? What is this "it" you speak of?
(https://img.memesuper.com/a05d08886fb3a886b56e61232a0f2886_meme-retro-memesuper-retro-meme_610-473.png)
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So nice and nasty. The way daddy likes it... :emot_thdrool:
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(http://i.imgur.com/Zx7UTMA.jpg)
:emot_laughing:
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This morning. Twice.
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Doing laundry in the basement last night. ;D
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This morning. Twice.
Braggart.
:-*
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I went to a site meet up party Last night and hooked up with a girl I have been flirting with for years. We snuck away from the bar and met back at her hotel room. I didn't get much sleep before driving several hours to get beck home but it was worth the exhaustion.
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My groin is still recovering from the cock crushing orgasm that my wife experienced last night.
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Last night was just for her. I licked and ate for over an hour.. After which she went into a hard deep sleep. :emot_thdrool:
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You got ketchup on your scrambled eggs? :D
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hahaha, you're gross.
No, no substance was applied to my eggs.
How can I explain it? Oh, with this....
(http://cdn.supportkids.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/it-only-takes-one-sperm-to-reach-an-egg-and-fertilize-it.jpg)
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I see what you did there. ;D
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:'( Wish I had.
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Well I did if it makes you feel any better. 8)
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Well I did if it makes you feel any better. 8)
Me, too.
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I got laid an hour ago. :emot_smilio:
;D
And last night. :emot_dancing:
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I got laid an hour ago. :emot_smilio:
;D
And last night. :emot_dancing:
Braggard
and good for you
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We went to a high school football game last night to watch a friend's daughter cheer. It was really chilly. We came home and watched the news. I was still cold so we got in bed with an extra blanket. I was awoken in the middle of the night by a wandering hand. Not a word was spoken until we were done and he cuddled behind me and enveloped me in his arms and whispered "I love you."
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:D :-* 8)
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:sign_outstanding: :sign_yourspecial:
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We went to a high school football game last night to watch a friend's daughter cheer. It was really chilly. We came home and watched the news. I was still cold so we got in bed with an extra blanket. I was awoken in the middle of the night by a wandering hand. Not a word was spoken until we were done and he cuddled behind me and enveloped me in his arms and whispered "I love you."
He scrambled your eggs and topped with ketchup. :D
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Despite my need for sleep on Saturday night, my wife was horny so I fucked her to an awesome orgasm. Mine was pretty good as well.
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Not for weeks since I had a car accident. :roll:
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The kids were both gone yesterday, so we got back in bed after breakfast and fucked for six hours. It was really, really great. I was particularly filthy, and told her stories about masturbating after school, and letting her catch me, and watch before raping my ass on the bathroom floor, and sucking my virgin cock dry. Best time in bed since the heart attack in May. And yes, I "asked my doctor if my heart was healthy enough for sexual activity." It is.
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Last night Annie and I hooked up with our fuck buddy and it was wonderful. Jason took half a Viagra and he was amazing!! I lost track of how many orgasms I had but the best one was when Jason was fucking my ass as Annie was licking me...................WOW!! What a night!! :aol_threesome:
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Ovulation day, so daddy had to call in sick and stand stud. My cock is sore, and I'm feeling a little dizzy. She's resting with pillows under her ass, and I'm trying to make some coffee... ;D
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I really did some nasty shit before work today. I put a 10" latex cock up her pussy with a vibrator inserted, so the whole thing was extra thick and buzzing, then I held the Hitachi wand on her clit, and alternated between high and low settings, while I cursed her out and told her what a filthy little whore I thought she was. She finally passed out, so I slipped on some clothes and came to the office...
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Friday night............ nope
Saturday night..........nope
Sunday night..........nope
I'm going to make him pay for that tonight!!!!!!!
We took a shower together on Saturday, if that counts toward anything.
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Friday night............ nope
Saturday night..........nope
Sunday night..........nope
I'm going to make him pay for that tonight!!!!!!!
We took a shower together on Saturday, if that counts toward anything.
Yes.
Yes...
3 in a bed YES!!!!
:D
Catch up. Or... Ketchup. 8)
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Despite my need for sleep (having to get up at 5 AM to go to work sucks) my wife truly and royally got her toes curled on Saturday night. Mutual orgasms for all concerned. :aol_missionary: ;D ;D
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I did....first time for a long time....the wife must be after something
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Twice in one day. :emot_dancing:
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And I really curled her toes.
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So Ma in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winter’s freak show sex marathon.
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Well...
As a submissive pervert who has spent way too much time in my fantasy porn head, I believe that the last time I fucked my wife before yesterday was... August maybe?
I have been forced to get naked and suck Master's cock several times since then but - I have been trying to get away from my Secret Pervert Life for since October, not answering Master's messages to me and refraining from satisfying his demands.
(Master is also an ordinary married guy with children, like I, but unbeknowst to his wife and children, he seriously enjoys dominating men. Being a Secret Perv like me, it is not so easy for him to find a safe submissive. About 5 years ago, we hooked up on Craigslist once. Then, about a year a half ago, he emailed me again and wanted to use me. I was backing off a cyber Mistress who enjoyed having me go to the local fuck warehouse and get fucked and eat cock all night and send her pics... The warehouse closed; and she was getting bored with me; and I was tired of getting treated for the occasional VD that I got from being a moron... So, as Master wanted exclusivity, he was a nice transition from being an old whore to trying to go straight).
I had trashed 20 years of stories and pictures and correspondence from my Strangesub porn email and then shut down the email.
I stayed away from porn.
I stopped jerking off.
I tried to lead the good life...
It almost worked.
But, last week, I had the urge to go on Tumblr and spent a couple of hours looking at some great ass fucking...
Went to Literotica to read my stories.
Went here to read my stories.
Got horned up but - did not masturbate....
Oooo....
Then, yesterday, I told my wife I would be coming upstairs at noon to run some errands.
She is hard of hearing and said "You're coming up nude?"
We laughed. No. I explained.
And, after looking at some more porn on my computer, when she texted me that I told her I would run errands at noon....
I stripped down and walked into the kitchen, nude.
We kissed. We caressed. She grabbed my balls. The passion grew. I undressed her the kitchen, sticking my fingers into her wet cunt as she bent over and took my cock into her mouth, running her teeth over it, causing me exquisite pain and pleasure.
After sucking me, causing me to moan, no scream, with pleasure, I suggested we go to the bedroom.
But as she turned around to step out of her housecoat on the floor, I gently bent her over and found her hot wet fuckbox, shoving my hard throbbing meat into her hole.
I fucked her like that, harder and harder as she put her hands on the floor, thrusting my aching rod deep into her delicious cunt!
Until... she finally almost fell over onto the floor (hey - we're fucking 64 year old fat grandparents).
I helped her get up and we went to the bedroom where we fucked for another 10 minutes or so until I shot my load, totally filling her up and messing up the bed sheets with my sperm...
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It ain’t bragging if it’s true...
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I'll just repost this here
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Never mind...
I'll just repost this here
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Never mind... this about answers every question :facepalm:
[...], it must mean you either got seriously laid or were pretty drunk (or both) last night. So... :emot_thumbsup: either way ;)
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“I love you.”
“I love you too.”
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8)
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Last night by my hushband ahhh wet and hot
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Someone sent me a naughty photo, and I got so horny I played hooky and fucked the living shit out of wifey. Ой-ой-ой. She milked a really big load out. And it’s ovulation day.
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I did. We drank a bottle of honey whiskey, then she invited over to her room. We finished at about 4:30 this morning. With an 7am wakeup for an open day. Jesus, today was long
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Sunday mornings... wow...
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:emot_dancing:
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:emot_dancing:
;D
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I'll just repost this here
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:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
I need to send that out to co workers!!
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"I did, I did!"
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Man, that is fucking hot!
I'll, be in my bunk...
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It was pretty nasty. No, it was *very* nasty. She got the Devil’s Advocate treatment. We had not done anything in a while, but made up for it last night.
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Well, it wasn't technically last night. Yesterday evening?
$750.00
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Does this morning count? If so, then...
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Does this morning count? If so, then...
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Anytime counts. :D
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How about a vivid sex dream????
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How about a vivid sex dream????
Only in your dreams…
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Usually, we snuggle and then make love. A slow, sensual process. Last night, I got used :D as if I were a sex toy. She fucked me and fucked me good. The Missus came twice before I did.
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INS what the criterion for "Got layed" is. I managed a cheap frot, and tug in semi-public, almost fully clothed. Basically just undid his pants, and humped him in the corner of an alley. Hey, it was any easy $50.00, and I got a story out of it!
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For the first time since well before my wife passed away over a year ago, ME BITCHES!! OK it was Saturday night instead of last night, but I couldn’t get on here to brag on Sunday.
Probably about a year and a half for me and she said it had been two years for her. We seemed to be making up for lost time waking twice in the night to go at it again and then again in the morning. The poor dog was confused and thought she was hurt and at one point howling along with her, so I kept having to put the dog outside. I was impressed with how passionate she is, and I think I impressed her too as I ended up getting comments spoken incredulously like:
Really?
Again?
We’re going camping in my trailer this weekend in the mountains taking Friday off. It’s supposed to rain all weekend, so I got no clue what we’re going to do all cooped up in the trailer all weekend. ;D
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Drunk road trip sex. After a 10 hour drive on Saturday, we walked from our hotel to a local restaurant for supper. From there we strolled to a liquor store that had one of my favourite local (to the location we went to) wines. Bought a different wine instead (we went to the winery for the favourite on Sunday). Back to the hotel and drank one of the two bottles of wine we bought in a little over an hour (usually takes us 2 days to kill a bottle of wine). After we crawled into bed, we got busy. We must have been a little bit more excited than usual. Her FitBit said that she had taken 173 steps while getting laid. Mutual, simultaneous orgasms.
Tried to talk her into a Sunday night sober fuck but she’s pretty much a once a week gal these days.
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Excellent Jules!
I’m just realizing today 14Aug is the one month anniversary of me getting laid for the first time in well over a year. I’ll probably celebrate Bastille Day for now on because of that.
What is both happy and sad is, I’m certain that in the last four weeks I got laid more times than I did in the last 7 years of my marriage. And my new girlfriend only comes over on weekends, and missed one of those recently dog sitting for her brother.
However, we are going to Hawaii for 9 days. We’ll see how often I let her leave the bed those 9 days.
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yay, rub it in. You old married people are soooo smug.
Unfortunately if I get laid, it’s a solitary affair.
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yay, rub it in. You old married people are soooo smug.
Unfortunately if I get laid, it’s a solitary affair.
I’m married but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy a solitary affair once in a while.
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yay, rub it in. You old married people are soooo smug.
youch, did you have to throw 'old' in there. ;)
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CJ's on a role. :D
Actually gettin' kind of sick of it. You can only hump a gorgeous Asian girl so many times before it just gets repetitive. :roll:
;D
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Except I’m 30 years older, 20 pounds heavier, and the lights were off. Otherwise, SPOT ON.
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Except I’m 30 years older, 20 pounds heavier, and the lights were off. Otherwise, SPOT ON.
You lie! That's you now. Stud., :D
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CJ got laid an hour ago. ;D
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CJ got laid an hour ago. ;D
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:emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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About 5 hours ago. ;D
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About 5 hours ago. ;D
Lucky you.
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Just about now. Great way to start the weekend.
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CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people. ;D
:emot_smilio:
Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break. :roll:
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CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people. ;D
:emot_smilio:
Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break. :roll:
And here I thought young folks had all the stamina ;D
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CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people. ;D
:emot_smilio:
Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break. :roll:
And here I thought young folks had all the stamina ;D
Not me anymore. :roll:
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I sucked a nice big cock, got pegged, and came deep in a tight pussy.
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CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people. ;D
:emot_smilio:
Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break. :roll:
You could take a break by sharing the details in a story... ;D
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CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people. ;D
:emot_smilio:
Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break. :roll:
You could take a break by sharing the details in a story... ;D
Just watch any porn with a blonde and Asian girl and you'll get half the idea.
Then watch another porn with two blondes. ;D
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Strangely enough, I had mindless, zipless sex with a friend.
I must be doing something right, she had a good time.
It did serve to remind me that satisfying the body alone is not that satisfying.
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It did serve to remind me that satisfying the body alone is not that satisfying.
You coudn't have put it more perfectly.
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Why is it as Summer ends and the colder times approach everyone but me gets hornier? :roll:
Apparently no one can keep their damn hands off me. :roll: I was informed three times today what certain someones would love to do to me. :facepalm:
Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :emot_banghead:
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Why is it as Summer ends and the colder times approach everyone but me gets hornier? :roll:
I would say the colder it gets, the more I enjoy getting intimate. It's the getting under the cold sheet and wanting cuddled with arms wrapped around me. The closeness, the hugging, one thing leads to another and yada yada.
No, I did not get laid last night. Mark out of town for the weekend with his family 'up north'. I had other commitments. It's okay though. Missed him and plan on a fun night tonight.
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Why is it as Summer ends and the colder times approach everyone but me gets hornier? :roll:
I would say the colder it gets, the more I enjoy getting intimate. It's the getting under the cold sheet and wanting cuddled with arms wrapped around me. The closeness, the hugging, one thing leads to another and yada yada.
These bitches are in heat and they're all bothering me. Usually it would be fun to be targeted by gorgeous women. But CJ is sick of everyone's lecherous fantasies, some of which involves things done to places I put off limits. :roll:
They best calm down or CJ will close for business till spring. :facepalm:
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Not last night, but Saturday night after a wedding.
And\, Oh boy did I ever! It was senfreakingsational.
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Not last night, but Saturday night after a wedding.
And\, Oh boy did I ever! It was senfreakingsational.
:D
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Yesterday afternoon. Also, gotta love getting payed $50.00 to get a blowjob. Not many women are into that, so it's a real treat. (However, it's not all that uncommon for gay men to pay for a mouthful of cock.)
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CJ found a cure to everyone bothering her. ;D
Get pink highlights in the blonde hair and all these horny bitches back off. You'd think it'd make it worse because of how cute it is, but apparently it's like kryptonite. :emot_dancing:
"I didn't marry your pink hair, white girl." ;D
"You destroyed your beautiful hair!"
"Change it back!!!!!"
:D
I haven't gotten laid since and I'm just fine with that. :emot_smilio: Leave me the fuck alone for a while. 8)
Yeah, I know I'm complaining about getting laid too much when some can't get laid at all. I'll trade you. Even I have my limits. :roll:
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Lol.
I am going to be exceptionally honest here and admit that its been 11 years since I last had sex.
Its interesting reading about everyone else's exploits though.
Part of why I enjoy KB. I can stay a shy hermit and explore my fantasies and just as my 20's succumbed to involuntary celibacy, so too shall my 30's :-[
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CJ found a cure to everyone bothering her. ;D
Uh, predatory lesbians? I know, they're pretty aggressive sometimes.
Correct me if I'm wrong. No pronouns to go bye, it just sounded like that, from my experience.
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CJ found a cure to everyone bothering her. ;D
Uh, predatory lesbians? I know, they're pretty aggressive sometimes.
Correct me if I'm wrong. No pronouns to go bye, it just sounded like that, from my experience.
That's a word no one uses in this house. Except one person. It's all complicated, let's just not use that word and move on. ;D
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That's a word no one uses in this house. Except one person. It's all complicated, let's just not use that word and move on. ;D
Okay, just to be clear. There were a lot of words there, so you mean the P word, or the L one?
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The "L" word.
We don't use it except for one person. Like I said, complicated.
CJ still hasn't gotten laid, and everyone hates the pink in my dumb blonde hair. ;D
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The "L" word.
My apologies. Would she perfer the term Bull Dagger? Help me out here. Aggressively gay woman.
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No she would not. She's a beautiful young British girl married to my beautiful young sister and they both have a beautiful baby girl together.
She's proudly gay, And we all cherish her, but we try not to discuss it.
Like I said it's all very complicated and it kinda pisses me off thinking about all the fuckin' women in this house married to other women, myself included. :roll:
Actually, no it doesn't kinda piss me off it really pisses me off. My therapist is gonna get an earful on Thursday. :facepalm:
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About ten minutes ago. Wifey is ovulating, so daddy had to stand stud. Very strait missionary style. Really a lot of body slapping and pig noises. Crude talk. My favorite, in other words.
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About ten minutes ago. Wifey is ovulating, so daddy had to stand stud. Very strait missionary style. Really a lot of body slapping and pig noises. Crude talk. My favorite, in other words.
Pig noises? :emot_laughing:
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About ten minutes ago. Wifey is ovulating, so daddy had to stand stud. Very strait missionary style. Really a lot of body slapping and pig noises. Crude talk. My favorite, in other words.
Pig noises? :emot_laughing:
You know... Grunt, grunt, oink, oink, sqeeeeeaaaallllll!!! Think Ned Beatty in Deliverance. :emot_laughing:
I had to do it twice more last night. No more yanky my wanly. Donger needs food.
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A couple times after, I’ve made an attempt to imitate the recent noises. This gets me a scowl and a comment in a Peruvian accent of ‘You no nice!’
And my response is something like, ‘Based on the noises you just made, I was very nice.’
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A couple times after, I’ve made an attempt to imitate the recent noises. This gets me a scowl and a comment in a Peruvian accent of ‘You no nice!’
And my response is something like, ‘Based on the noises you just made, I was very nice.’
She's right.....You no nice. :)
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CJ got nailed. The pink hair didn't last. :roll:
Suddenly it made things worse. :facepalm:
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After sharing a bottle of wine, my wife and I climbed into bed for our usual once a week. With the wine coursing through her, she was really horny. Usually, our love making involves cuddling for a while then me mounting her. Last night, she was all over me almost as soon as I crawled into bed. It was obvious that this was not going to be a love making session. This was fucking. Plain and simple. As I got to be balls deep, I figured I would see what kind of boundaries I might be able to cross. I asked her if she wanted me to get out our vibrator for some extra play. She shook her head no, so I dropped that idea.
A few minutes later, I mentioned my oft thought of fantasy of seeing her with another guy whose only purpose was to pleasure her. She didn’t shush me so I continued with telling her that I wanted to see her cum all over the mystery man’s cock. And that he was bare back and would fill her pussy with his sperm when he came.
I didn’t say anything after that but she rode my cock to two orgasms before I was even ready to fill her.
All in all, she got royally fucked.
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CJ was "unbelievably awesome and incredible" last night. 8)
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This morning. I got invited in for breakfast, and then we had dessert. 30ish divorcee, with no kids.
I rarely have sex at night any more. Honestly, my back can't handle it, I do most of my work during the day.
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We played a game last night. Mark was given 7 places to lick and kiss. I kept my eyes closed the whole time. It started behind my ear, then my neck, he laid me down on the bed while kissing my mouth and our tongues met. Then he proceeded to lick the other 4 places.
After that, he got laid.
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Then he proceeded to lick the other 4 places...
Oh, you tease! LOL.
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CJ's mouth got laid.
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CJ had to do make up sex with wifey.
I had to cover her mouth to keep her from cum screaming. 8)
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Yesterday morning a couple hours before we had the engagement lunch. No one but the dog was in the house, so I let her scream her head off.
In August when we were in Hawaii, the first 3-4 days and before they moved rooms, her sister and husband and her mom were in the adjacent room. She was so self-conscious of them being so close, it was hysterical watching her do this closed mouth scream trying not to be loud, ‘MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!’
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I don't know why I keep reading this topic...
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I don't know why I keep reading this topic...
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My apologies if I come across as rubbing anyone’s face in it (no pun intended except that’s seems an accurate description of what’s happening to Chirp’s face).
Until the last 3 months, I had been going completely without for over a year and before that it was so very rare for several years. To finally have a regular sex life and with someone that I find extremely attractive and who responds so enthusiastically to my efforts has made me so happy I can hardly contain myself.
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Don't get me wrong, Jed, I'm happy for those that are getting laid.
It's just mildly depressing to be left out.
It's a shame that I'm on the wrong continent to meet up with some of the more morally-flexible folk of KB...
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Don't get me wrong, Jed, I'm happy for those that are getting laid.
It's just mildly depressing to be left out.
It's a shame that I'm on the wrong continent to meet up with some of the more morally-flexible folk of KB...
Get a hooker. :D
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It’s not the same.
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I've never paid for sex. Nothing against it, just not my scene.
There are four people in the world I would be unfaithful with. Three know it. One is willing, but on the wrong continent. One was wise enough to turn me down and stay friends. One is on the same wavelength as me, but unable to go beyond communication. The fourth doesn't know, and would probably turn me down flat anyway.
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I've never paid for sex. Nothing against it, just not my scene.
Yes, but have you gotten laid in the last 24 hours?
I just got off, work.
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Haha, thanks, but no.
I know you think "it's just sex", but I need an emotional link before I got that intimate. I've never even had a one-night stand.
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CJ could happily fuck a stranger and discard them when done. :D
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CJ could happily fuck a stranger and discard them when done. :D
Is it my imagination, or does Chirp seem to get laid more than the rest of us combined? ;D
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Definitely not your imagination. hahaha
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This morning before I left for work. I can’t recall the last time I had morning sex before work.
My face was mashed you can guess where, and right when she began writhing and moaning out comes a cute little fart. I stopped what I was doing and asked, “Really?” She apologized with “Baby I’m sorry,” but then started laughing. I resumed what I was doing, but her laughter was infectious and got me laughing too. Eventually I moved up while she was still laughing. And then a poke and the laughter abruptly stopped with a “Oooooooohhhhhhhh!!”
She made me a sandwich, and when I got to work I found she had written on the sandwich bag in marker, ‘I love you.’ I’m at work now, and she’s at my house ironing my shirts, hand washing my sweaters and cleaning my house. Now that’s sexy.
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This morning before I left for work. I can’t recall the last time I had morning sex before work.
My face was mashed you can guess where, and right when she began writhing and moaning out comes a cute little fart.
Guilty.
And aren't all women's stinkers (I don't use that f word either) cute!
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Well men are really just little boys, and all little boys think farts are are funny (fucking funny to cover the f words you won’t use). They’re even funnier when you girls do them by accident in just such embarrassing circumstances.
A comedian once said you girls know the romance is over when he not only does it in bed, but he pushes your head under the covers to smell. At least I’m still at the stage where I get up, go to the bathroom to let it go, and then yell ‘Excuse me!’
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CJ could happily fuck a stranger and discard them when done. :D
Is it my imagination, or does Chirp seem to get laid more than the rest of us combined? ;D
CJ gets very sick of it some times. :roll:
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I prefer the word "Poot." I know, it's childish. I'd argue appropriately so.
Thank you, Jed. I just wrote a short that brought me to tears, had a good cry, then came back to read about you. Felt flattus on your face, then closing the door to bust a grumpy, and yell "EXCUSE ME!"
I really needed that laugh, and I'm still giggling.
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Next time I go down on her I’ll probably ask if she feels any pending gas. Not because I really care, but it will make her laugh. And, I love making her laugh.
Wait, maybe I’ll poke a finger in there and tell her it’s to plug any toxic emissions?
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Hold your nose and declare; "I'm going in!"
If you want a slap.
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Hopefully, she'll take the hint, and report "Fire in the hole!"
No wait. Knowing Jed's sense of humor, that may be a bad idea.
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Hopefully, she'll take the hint, and report "Fire in the hole!"
No wait. Knowing Jed's sense of humor, that may be a bad idea.
Do you think I might dip my finger in hot sauce?
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Do you think I might dip my finger in hot sauce?
Well, I was thinking about lighting a match, and the methane. Then, I guess you could cool it off by massaging the area with Chili sauce, or aloe Vera.
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If it makes anyone feel worse, I was just told by wifey she can't wait to get my head between her legs tonight. :roll:
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If it makes anyone feel worse, I was just told by wifey she can't wait to get my head between her legs tonight. :roll:
I hope you didn’t feed her any beans. . . .
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If it makes anyone feel worse, I was just told by wifey she can't wait to get my head between her legs tonight. :roll:
I hope you didn’t feed her any beans. . . .
That's disgusting. Thank you for ruining the evening for me. :roll:
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If it makes anyone feel worse, I was just told by wifey she can't wait to get my head between her legs tonight. :roll:
I hope you didn’t feed her any beans. . . .
That's disgusting. Thank you for ruining the evening for me. :roll:
The thread did take a foul turn, and you just caught a brief whiff of that. I’m sure it will be back on track soon Chirp.
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Wifey smells like $30 Japanese shampoo. :emot_thdrool:
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This too shall pass...
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Imagine this with wet hair, my old ghost busters shirt and nothing else on and then ask yourself why I'm bothering writing this and not assaulting her. :roll:
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Answer: She's complaining about plans we have for December and being insanely annoying. :facepalm: That's why.
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Imagine this with wet hair, my old ghost busters shirt and nothing else on and then ask yourself why I'm bothering writing this and not assaulting her. :roll:
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Answer: She's complaining about plans we have for December and being insanely annoying. :facepalm: That's why.
With a body like she has and that mischief smile as she thinks on something to do.
She could annoy the hell out of me anytime for as long as she wants.
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Imagine this with wet hair, my old ghost busters shirt and nothing else on and then ask yourself why I'm bothering writing this and not assaulting her. :roll:
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Answer: She's complaining about plans we have for December and being insanely annoying. :facepalm: That's why.
With a body like she has and that mischief smile as she thinks on something to do.
She could annoy the hell out of me anytime for as long as she wants.
Take mine. I'm sick of her. She's 99% that picture and quadruple annoying. :facepalm:
CJ wants a trade in. :roll:
No, I won't accept anything less attractive. ;D
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We could trade for a week Chirp? I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.
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We could trade for a week Chirp? I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.
Deal. :roll:
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Laying in bed on Thursday evening, going through our good night routine, my wife nibbled on my neck, as she always does. I told her that if she keeps that up, she might get some on Saturday. She replied that she was planning on getting some that night.
So, ...
I’m getting laid tonight ;D
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I didn't. I slept well, alone, and didn't have to go make money. I got payed well enough for a therapy session in drag that I could take the night off, and woke up fresh as a daisy.
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CJ got both her wifey's. 8)
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We could trade for a week Chirp? I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.
Deal. :roll:
Just seeing this LOL and wish I could. Of course if I just brought her over, that would be 4 girls and me. . . . .
We had to be someplace early this morning, but I still had her succumb to my charms first. Her mom is here now, so I’m not only getting nothing, I was told I have to wear shorts and a shirt even though we will close the door? I’ve been sleeping naked for 35 years.
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We could trade for a week Chirp? I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.
Deal. :roll:
Just seeing this LOL and wish I could. Of course if I just brought her over, that would be 4 girls and me. . . . .
We had to be someplace early this morning, but I still had her succumb to my charms first. Her mom is here now, so I’m not only getting nothing, I was told I have to wear shorts and a shirt even though we will close the door? I’ve been sleeping naked for 35 years.
;D
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Can you please stahp with the 5 way lesbian swinger fantasy with pictures? It really makes me want to write a story I know damned well I can't fucking handle.
:emot_laughing:
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Nope. :roll:
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Nope. :roll:
Okay. (Joking. Mostly, I rather like blueballs. Actually.)
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Darn right I did. It was a very Happy Halloween
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Darn right I did. It was a very Happy Halloween
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Nice Halloween. You got a TREAT...must have been the sexy witch avatar that did the TRICK! ;D
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Hours of humping. ;D
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This morning less than 3 hours ago. She went back to sleep after making me a sandwich. I went to work.
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Woke up to a great blow job.
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Got the gf a little tipsy last night. She blew me which she’s not overly fond of doing and then rode me like she was in the lead at the Kentucky Derby.
I need to get her drunk more often. Although that riding crop stings.
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I had to fix a client's power. Fortunately, my van is full of Electronics/Electricians stuff, but she had intermittent power failures on half of her house. It turns out, that the lines in were split, 2 hot wires at 110V(rms) and a ground, but a tree over the fence was overgrown, and caught the triple twist in a crotch, so that one of the insulated wires as pulled Open. The 2 second cycle was that half of the house, trying to arc across the gap, and heating up the conductor (By resistance) so that they expanded long enough to carry heat, until they cooled, and shrank again. And again...
So, I had to drive back there, cut down the branches. (The top limb of the crotch so that the limb supported it.) Strap on my lineman's boots, and stand on my ladder rack (The Fiberglass ladder insulating me from the Aluminum body) to pull in the slack, splice, and re-insulate it, with 110 volts running through it. The power company should be bye some time this afternoon (Yeah, right. The fall weather brought cold fronst, and macrocells, so all the crews are busy.)
Then, I got fucked on my bed, as a tip.
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So, I had to drive back there, cut down the branches. (The top limb of the crotch so that the limb supported it.) Strap on my lineman's boots, and stand on my ladder rack (The Fiberglass ladder insulating me from the Aluminum body) to pull in the slack, splice, and re-insulate it, with 110 volts running through it. The power company should be bye some time this afternoon (Yeah, right. The fall weather brought cold fronst, and macrocells, so all the crews are busy.)
Foreplay...
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CJ fed on fellow hot blonde and Asian. :emot_dancing:
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Foreplay...
Yeah, there's this big brush pile, it's taking a while to chop down with nothing but a Ryobi cordless sawzall. The battery lasts about 5 minutes breaking down 3" Privet. So, there's plenty of breaks while the batteries recharge, and I'm getting a Lot of action (for me) over the past few days...
Her husband's not really the electrician/powertools type. More of a white collar investments type. He doesn't know, of course. So, I guess my confession for today is I've been banging a rich housewife, for days, and also doing a bit of yardwork in between.
It's a living.
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Election returns watching and Beto losing in Texas... cock blocker.
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Beto losing in Texas... cock blocker.
I'm less upset by Beto losing than Ted Cruz winning. I voted for Beto, personally, and I actually had some hope for him.
(Waving from the 19th District.)
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Last I looked, Cruz was getting his ass handed to him on a platter. Granted, less than 30% reported at that time. I was hopeful for you Texas.
*edit* oops, didn't mean to talk politics here. My bad.
Back on topic....
So who got laid last night?
Not me
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Last I looked, Cruz was getting his ass handed to him on a platter. Granted, less than 30% reported at that time. I was hopeful for you Texas.
It's still close enough for Beto to pull it off, but barely. Let's hope theres a pile of "Oops, we forgot to count these" ballots. Because if there are (Absentee votes, and mailins) then they're almost certainly the ones stacked against the incumbent. This isn't the right topic, but there's all kinds of Republican favoritism in the voting, and counting here.
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Holy fuck how many times does CJ have to tell people to fuck off with the politics. :roll:
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Holy fuck how many times does CJ have to tell people to fuck off with the politics. :roll:
:emot_laughing:
Right after I told an Admin "This isn't the topic?"
You don't. You never did. Get over yourself.
As if you never talk sex in Politics, and never talk politics in sex.
:roll:
Did you get laid last night? Because I sure did.
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CJ had too much Japanese last night. ;D
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Nope. Honestly, I need to give my balls a break. It was fun while it lasted, but also exhausting.
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The sorceress awoke in the middle of the night and thought of the conversation from yesterday (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=14135.msg525162#msg525162). There was soon magic happenings in our bedroom.
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Holy fuck how many times does CJ have to tell people to fuck off with the politics. :roll:
Don't be so shy CJ. Why don't you tell us how you really feel? :emot_laughing:
Remmy
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Holy fuck how many times does CJ have to tell people to fuck off with the politics. :roll:
Don't be so shy CJ. Why don't you tell us how you really feel? :emot_laughing:
Remmy
It would involve much more cussing.
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Been some moodiness lately and tears for reasons she says has nothing to do with me, and during the night she was achy and having hot flashes. I changed the heat from 65 to 55 and opened a window, and she still was too warm. While, I was snug under the covers.
We’re attributing this to menopause, and the the achy feeling last few days definitely has her not in the mood, which makes Jed a little gloomy too. I got some pity this morning when she took hold of me and began talking to it saying she was sorry. A few strokes during that conversation with my body part had me a bit . . .um . . . . aroused, so I reached for and then squirted a little lube to make her movements a bit more . . . . um . . . slick. I have no clue how long it’s been since a girl did what I usually do on my own, but it worked really well.
On another note, I was pretty sure she’s right handed, but now I’m wondering if she ambidextrous?
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(https://zalarieunique.ru/images/clipart-mouth-zippered-11.jpg)
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Wifey and I brought wifey #2 and her wheelchair upstairs. 8)
CJ took care of both of them. ;D
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I love it when the missus cums and milks my cock until I cum. Last night was mutually enjoyable.
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(https://zalarieunique.ru/images/clipart-mouth-zippered-11.jpg)
We all know what that means MJ. ;) ;)
Remmy :D
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8)
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Yep.
I made purchases at Victoria Secret this past Monday, half of which she was given on Wednesday (the rest she gets on Christmas Eve). She kept saying ‘it’s for the honeymoon’ every time I brought up her wearing what I gave her so far, Fuck! I gotta wait til May 2019 for you to come to bed in this (and the rest)?
Last night with a silly Harold and Kumar Christmas movie on, she starts responding and kissing me back, then says she needs to use the bathroom. Hey I get it, very soon something’s going to be pressing on your bladder, so best do that now. I wasn’t expecting it, but she came back with the black nighty on and a black thong.
Later she was holding up the thong and asking about why the tag was in front (seems even nighties and thongs get removed at some point regardless of not really being in the way). I told her we’ll cut the tag out. She replied she never does that, and again asked why it was in front and not the back like all her other panties. Really? I pointed to the thin strips that made up the waist band and back of the thong asking where did she think the tag would fit? Besides that, the front that just barely covered her vagina wasn’t that much bigger than the tag! She doesn’t wear granny panties, but still everything she’s ever had is apparently pretty conventional.
She’s home now, and I just cut the tags out out the thong and 2nd pair of panties I bought, the 2nd she hasn’t worn yet. The tags needed to go, but she’s not used to that. Me, I got a little experience teasing strippers in my lap for big tags sticking out of their naughty wear, that they forgot to cut out. The next time I saw the strippers in that same frilly thing, the tag would be gone. For ‘mi chica cochina’, I can do that for her.
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CJ did some wheelchair humpin' half an hour ago. ;D
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CJ did some wheelchair humpin' half an hour ago. ;D
I hope wifey #2 was in the chair. . . . . .
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CJ did some wheelchair humpin' half an hour ago. ;D
I hope wifey #2 was in the chair. . . . . .
;D
Lucky for her she was. 8)
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That's the hardest part about eating your vegetables. Transferring them from the wheelchair to the bed...
Oh yeah, and I got a nice gay 3 way earlier this morning. After midnight, but I guess technically "Last Night." Unless somebody wants to point out the inconsistency to prove how pedantically petty she can be, again.
:roll:
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That's the hardest part about eating your vegetables. Transferring them from the wheelchair to the bed...
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What? She can't say "No" if she's in a coma!
I need to go back to writing in other sexions anyway. So, this is a good one for Non-Con (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64566.0)...
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Good one Jules. Some people need a wake up call. ;D
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Good one Jules. Some people need a wake up call. ;D
My response above should be taken in a joking manner, which I believe PSI did.
I'm just not a fan of jokes about those with disabilities. Now Polish jokes, bring them on.
FYI - I'm 1/8 Polish.
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Yes, those Polish jokes. I knew a guy of Polish descent. Everytime I say him and it was often, he always had several new Polish jokes. Way before the days of P.C.
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Being Polish isn't a disability?
Yes, I was joking throughout. Granted it was in poor taste, but a shot, and a brew should wash that right out. Next time, douche her first.
You know the best part about fucking twenty eight year olds? There's 20 of them. Politically correct doesn't go over real well here.
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Well, my late wife was 100% Polish and disabled, and she didn’t understand the concept of Polish jokes at all.
The point being. . . . .well, I may not have a point?
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Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?
He had to use a bent clothes hanger to get his family out.
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Well, my late wife was 100% Polish and disabled, and she didn’t understand the concept of Polish jokes at all.
:emot_laughing:
Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?
He had to use a bent clothes hanger to get his family out.
No, but I saw a Polak stuck up a tree, he had to go get a ladder to climb down...
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booo
Sounds like aggie jokes to me.
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In Canada, it’s Newfie jokes (Newfoundland). In Ireland, it’s jokes about Kerrymen.
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Sounds like aggie jokes to me.
Me too. When I moved to Austin in the 80s, I basically told Polak jokes, and changed the keyword to "Aggie."
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What do you call a pimple on a Pollock’s ass?
Brain tumor.
Btw, I spell it that way because there used to be (and might still be) a few restaurants called Pollock Johnnies where I’d get a large Polish sausage on a bun at 2AM when the bar closed. The one I went to was in the red light district of Baltimore. I’d eat it while watching the hookers walk by. There also were and still are strip bars along there, but back then I was in grad school and way too broke to patronize either the hookers or strip bars. In fact, only reason I could get drunk was I worked the door of the bar carding people while the head bouncer brought me beers as my pay. Funny thing about the Baltimore red light district. It’s conveniently located across the street from the Police headquarters.
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Polak/Pollock... Yeah, well it's making fun of their names, like Sobchak.
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What is the difference between an Englishman and a Scotsman at the North Pole?
One is kilt by the cold, the other is cold in a kilt.
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CJ doesn't mean to brag. 8)
Yes I do. ;D
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CJ doesn't mean to brag. 8)
Yes I do. ;D
After you claimed to get more play than all of us combined? I thought that went without saying, or it should have.
OTOH, this is the Kiss, and Tell, thread. So, at least you're On Topic!
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Anyone get screwed last night?
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Not me! A couple nights ago, and it was 2 guys. So, does that count? I got to nail both of them, too!
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CJ doesn't mean to brag. 8)
Yes I do. ;D
it’s not going to count anymore unless a cock is involved. :emot__rofl2L:
OK OK, it still counts, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need cock.
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CJ doesn't mean to brag. 8)
Yes I do. ;D
it’s not going to count anymore unless a cock is involved. :emot__rofl2L:
OK OK, it still counts, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need cock.
CJ does. :roll:
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Well, maybe it'll shut her up for about 3 minutes...
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No one would last that long in my mouth. 8)
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No one would last that long in my mouth. 8)
I’d do math in my head while thinking about cleaning toilets just to distract me and make it last an hour or so. I might develop some mercy once you start whimpering around it.
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;D
CJ doesn't whimper. I was taught not to. :roll:
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No one would last that long in my mouth. 8)
No teeth?? Gumming doesn't count. :emot_tongue:
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;D
CJ doesn't whimper. I was taught not to. :roll:
Hearing a girl whimper is 38.34% of the fun. :emot_laughing:
Remmy
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;D
CJ doesn't whimper. I was taught not to. :roll:
Hearing a girl whimper is 38.34% of the fun. :emot_laughing:
Remmy
Like men care what sounds are made while they get blown. ;D
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No one would last that long in my mouth. 8)
No teeth?? Gumming doesn't count. :emot_tongue:
Picky picky. :roll:
:D
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Like men care what sounds are made while they get blown. ;D
:roll:
#NotAllMen
You'd think a guy like Jed would know what he wants.
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My late wife used to whimper at some point while I was face-fucking her. That served a dual purpose; it let me know she was at the point of not being able to take any more so I should hurry up and cum already, and the whimpering was a turn on that actually helped me hurry up and cum.
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My late wife used to whimper at some point while I was face-fucking her. That served a dual purpose; it let me know she was at the point of not being able to take any more so I should hurry up and cum already, and the whimpering was a turn on that actually helped me hurry up and cum.
Yeah, but CJ was always told to shut up and suck it. So I did. :roll:
And there is power in not allowing him to cum. 8)
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:roll: Back on topic...
This morning, but I supposed CJ is too busy bragging, and flirting to enforce the letter for the law "...Last Night."
So anyway, I'm off the street, and have a regular client to concentrate on. Live in therapist, where I can keep an eye on him, and manipulate him (Willingly) with seductive fantasies.
Too keep his hands off the Girl Next Door (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64315.0), only the first part is tru-ish, with names changed, and extrapolating her developing into a badax as she grows up, without any therapy for his passive aggressive sexual grooming until he sought professional help with controlling his urges...
Also, some yard work, raking leaves and cutting up brush from the Privet the shitty had to cut down, because it had overgrown, and pulled an intermittent open/short in one of the lines in from the power poles.
And there is power in not allowing him to cum. 8)
Yes, but that's not the Power that makes it impossible for him to last 3 minutes in your mouth. That's Orgasm Denial, of course, you wouldn't know anything about Denial, would you?
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No I didn't get laid last night. Or today. So far. 8)
Wifey #2 looks super sexy today. And she's out of the wheelchair. Which makes things a little easier. ;D
Scuse me, I'm gonna go sexually harass her. 8)
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Scuse me, I'm gonna go sexually harass her...
Hope everything came out all right. I'm sure you fingered something out.
I posted before I realized I was in the Confessions thread, instead of "So, who got laid last night?"
"I did! I did!" Yesterday afternoon when he got in, then we went to bed, and then again this morning before work...
Not gonna need that "What did you look at the last time you jerked off?" thread for a few days...
:blush: :smug satisfaction:
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Rang in the new year with both wifeys. 8)
Lots of fireworks. ;D
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Feeling cheated, since she had eight orgasms, and I only had one. But it was a mind bender.
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This morning, as usual...
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:emot_updwn:
Nearly three week drought ended this morning!!!!
Happy camper here ;D
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The usual morning wood, and how we deal with it. Nothing last night, but a couple-few days ago without comment.
It's an open relationship.
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I had to stay warm somehow last night.
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I had to stay warm somehow last night.
Likewise. :emot_laughing:
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I had to stay warm somehow last night.
CJ kept very warm with two other bodies. 8)
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I had to stay warm somehow last night.
I take it you managed to stoke the fires sufficiently?
:emot_kiss:
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Oh, did I ever. And to think I declined his first couple of advances to my side of the bed.
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I lost count of the number of times I was declined this weekend. But then last night she was whining about us being out of wine, so I gave her some of my bourbon mixed with passion fruit juice. Turns out, that’s an aptly named fruit (even if the juice was mostly grape and apple). Since her job was 2 hour delay, we went again this morning.
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8)
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8)
Were you the meat in the lesbian sandwich again? ;D
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The "L" word not applying to the situation. But yes. :emot_laughing:
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The "L" word not applying to the situation. But yes. :emot_laughing:
Spit-roasted were you?
I was sitting in the tub this morning, and she squatted on the toilet, gave me a dirty look and said, ‘You hurt me again.’
I replied as I always do with, ‘Then we need to do that a lot more often, so you get used to me.’
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I lost count of the number of times I was declined this weekend. But then last night she was whining about us being out of wine, so I gave her some of my bourbon mixed with passion fruit juice. Turns out, that’s an aptly named fruit (even if the juice was mostly grape and apple). Since her job was 2 hour delay, we went again this morning.
More passion fruit juice, mixed with rum this time. Combine that with her wearing some things I bought at Victoria Secret made for a very nice evening (and 3:30AM).
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It’s been a very nice week. Sexy love.
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It’s been a very nice week. Sexy love.
And it’s only Thursday so far. While I take her home tonight for work tomorrow, I pick her back up after work.
Since the red Victoria Secret might now be a little soiled, I’ll lay out the black for her to wear Friday.
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Yeah, I did. We had a friend over, and I had to stop before midnight, but before that.
:emot_blush:
A nice little threesome, with a really petite college girl, and my room-mate. She just left, after taking care of my usual morning duties, and a nice brunch.
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Not yet. But there's gonna be a wheelchair in our bedroom tonight. 8)
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Don't forget to eat your vaggies!
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:emot_lickie:
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She's a vagitarian. Okay, not a strict vagitarian, I hear that she also eats meat, and also cream.
8)
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CJ woke up wrapped up in gorgeous Japanese and blonde. 8)
And my jaw hurts. ;D
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Watcher finally gets to post in this thread. Finally. ;D
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Watcher finally gets to post in this thread. Finally. ;D
Congratulations! Welcome to the club.
What do we call it?
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About an hour ago ;D
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About an hour ago ;D
And she rolled over and went to sleep on you?
If not, then why are you on the computer instead of laying there telling her how much you love her while still cuddling under the covers?
Just kidding.
If it's the middle of the night, either I fall right back to sleep or I'm wide awake. If wide awake I'll get up and read in my chair in the room. He always fall back to sleep. It's like a sleeping pill for him. Zonk!
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About an hour ago ;D
And she rolled over and went to sleep on you?
If not, then why are you on the computer instead of laying there telling her how much you love her while still cuddling under the covers?
Just kidding.
If it's the middle of the night, either I fall right back to sleep or I'm wide awake. If wide awake I'll get up and read in my chair in the room. He always fall back to sleep. It's like a sleeping pill for him. Zonk!
Well, it was morning, late morning on a Sunday. So, nobody went back to sleep.
Too much information I’m sure, but I think I wrote that bragging post while I was sitting on the john using my phone.
That was followed by me taking a hot bath, in which part way through my bath, she joined me. She says I have the water too hot every time we do that, so knowing she was going to join me, I added some cold water just before she came in. Then, I made sure all her naughty bits were thoroughly clean.
We also found out chili can be eaten for breakfast if you bake it in the oven with cheese and float an egg on top. Bake until the white of the egg is cooked.
Later that afternoon we did some shopping at Victoria Secret. There was a sale on panties of 10 for $35, and a small argument ensued where I insisted I should be able to pick at least 5 out of the 10. I think I eventually got to select 3, but she wore one of those last night.
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CJ got nailed. ;D
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If it's the middle of the night, either I fall right back to sleep or I'm wide awake. If wide awake I'll get up and read in my chair in the room. He always fall back to sleep. It's like a sleeping pill for him. Zonk!
Watcher slips into the room, gently removes the book from MJ's hands, carries her out to the living room closing the bedroom door, gently puts her down on the couch and begins kissing her all over.....
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CJ got nailed. ;D
That almost implies a cock was involved in the ‘nailing’?
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Not really. I mostly hear butch lesbians use the term "Nailed" nowadays, instead of fucking, or screwing. Not exclusively, but that could mean dildos, vibrators, fingers, fisting, or just about any penetrative sex, without a real dick in the vicinity. Another term in that community is "Dagger" for a butch top that prefers nailing femmy bottoms.
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Not really. I mostly hear butch lesbians use the term "Nailed" nowadays, instead of fucking, or screwing. Not exclusively, but that could mean dildos, vibrators, fingers, fisting, or just about any penetrative sex, without a real dick in the vicinity. Another term in that community is "Dagger" for a butch top that prefers nailing femmy bottoms.
Thank you again for over explaining everything. I don’t know what we would do without your lengthy pontifications.
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Thank you again for over explaining everything. I don’t know what we would do with your lengthy pontifications.
Have you tried sarcasm? Yeah, that'll work. I'm so glad you care enough to tell us all how little you care.
The trendiest baby name in U.S. history is not what you think
No, it's not Emma, Kylo, Atticus or Olivia. This baby name from 1947 rules them all.
Jan. 5, 2018, 12:29 PM ET / Source: TODAY
By Scott Stump
Atticus and Olivia are having their moment as the top baby names of 2017, with Bear and Zendaya hot on their heels.
Those names will be competing with the likes of Eleanor, Margaret, Jasper and Wyatt for supremacy in 2018.
However, there is one name that reigns supreme when it comes to being the trendiest baby name of all time.
Take a bow, all you Lindas out there.
When biotechnologist David Taylor analyzed names using the Social Security database, he found that Linda enjoyed the longest peak of popularity of any "trendy" name in the country since 1880, followed by Brittany, Debra and Shirley.
He devised a metric that takes into account a name's overall popularity and how steeply it rose and fell. A timeless name like Mary couldn't be considered trendy because it's been popular for so long, while a spike of the name Dineen was just a brief 1960s phenomenon.
Taylor found the peak of Linda as a trendy name lasted from 1938-1969, including an explosion of Lindas in 1947 when 5.48 percent of all girls born in the U.S. were given that name.
That spike came after performer Jack Lawrence had a hit in 1946 with the song "Linda," which was written about 1-year-old Linda Eastman, the daughter of his attorney. She went on to become Linda McCartney, the first wife of Beatles icon Paul McCartney.
Considering that Emma, the top girls name in the Social Security database for 2016, belonged to 1.01 percent of births, it's likely that we'll never see a one-year spike like Linda's again unless Justin Bieber writes a hit song called "Emma."
Some of our most famous Lindas, like "Terminator" actress Linda Hamilton (born in 1956), supermodel Linda Evangelista (1965) and "Exorcist" actress Linda Blair (1959) were born during that peak Linda period.
Only 0.023 percent of female births in 2016, 434 in all, resulted in the name Linda, so it's lost some steam since its heyday.
In Taylor's analysis, Dewey was the only boys name to crack the top 10, and that came at the end of the 19th Century from George Dewey, a hero of the Spanish-American War.
So Linda, have no fear. It's going to take a lot of like-minded parents (and "Star Wars" movies) for the likes of Kylo and other names to ever be the trendiest.
Not that you'd ever lower yourself to "Lengthy Pontifications..." This is a story site, and I'm a writer. That's what I do, and the quoted text was relatively brief in comparison.
I'm so sorry for talking about Sex, in Sex Talk. [/Sarcasm]
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I’m not Chirping Girl, so take your social dysfunction elsewhere. You get one more reply. So you can feel like you had the last word. Like you always do.
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CJ got nailed. ;D
That almost implies a cock was involved in the ‘nailing’?
From a certain point of view. ;D
I’m not Chirping Girl, so take your social dysfunction elsewhere. You get one more reply. So you can feel like you had the last word. Like you always do.
:-*
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I’m not Chirping Girl, so take your social dysfunction elsewhere.
Talking about sex in sex talk is social. Not social disfunction.
You get one more reply. So you can feel like you had the last word. Like you always do.
This is a continuing discussion, that's been going on for years. If you don't have anything to add but ad hominem arguments, and image macros, it will continue without you. So, nobody has the last word. I'm sure I'll get laid again tomorrow morning, and ChirpingGirl will get laid again tonight. Jed might or might not, depending on how the argument about bird/seed turns out. Just like it has been going for the past several months, without you...
Back on topic: I got laid again this morning, just like I almost always do. (I took a break for Valentines day.) Since nothing really changed since I moved in, I didn't feel the need to keep you posted.
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Edited due to TMI being shared, and me not having a cup of coffee prior to posting what I did.
Summary: There was whipped cream involved.
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Fun time in Michigan.
Now I'm hungry! :facepalm: :
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I need to change my name to Mark!
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Sounds like we may have a budding Dominatrix in our midst. A little light bondage can be very interesting.
I do hope you'll keep us apprised, mon cherie... I mean Mistress. :-*
Remmy
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One of the last times we played as Mistress/slave, wife had me tied spreadeagled on the bed. I was gagged and blindfolded, naked of course. It wasn't whipped cream she used tho'...she'd come in every now and then with her flogger...and her aim was very good. Not very many person's "cup of tea", but it's still a fond memory of our fun times.
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Not very many person's "cup of tea", but it's still a fond memory of our fun times.
Well, I for one love Femdom. Honestly, it's the only way I can play "The man" and enjoy it, but I don't really care for flogging. Of course, if she's into it, I can take it, but to each their own.
I love pegging, "forced" feminization, CBT, and being humiliated for my masculinity, though. To each their own, but what I love about sex is all the possible combinations you can try to find out what you do like, love, not really care for, and can't stand.
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What I love about sex is all the possible combinations you can try to find out what you do like, love, not really care for, and can't stand.
I can't find that KB Quote of the Day thread, but this is a perfect statement!
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I can't find that KB Quote of the Day thread, but this is a perfect statement!
Thanks! Why I write about so many different things. It might actually be easier if I had 1 recurring fantasy for the rest of my life, but where's the fun in that?
Oh yeah. I'm probably going to Netflix and chill tonight, so I'll keep y'all posted...
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All I’m going to say is — She started it ;D
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The wheelchair is upstairs and a gorgeous blonde is in my bed watching the stupid fucking Oscars and waiting patiently for me and wifey. ;D
CJ's gettin' plenty laid tonight. 8)
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I did.
This morning, too!
:emot_blush: :emot_blush: :emot_blush:
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CJ got both her girls, and got 'em real good. 8)
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Sure, rub it in. ;D Hope it was more then once... 8)
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Yeah, my Peruvian has been sick and definitely not in the mood. She knows tomorrow is must though.
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:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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That is sooooo hot!
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My tongue got laid. ;D
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My tongue got laid. ;D
Good tongue or lucky tongue. ;D ;D
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Both. :D
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We all know what that means, Miss Twinkle-In-Your-Eye. ;D
Remmy
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Well, they say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I have to admit, I made that chili pretty hot.
:emot_blush:
And as usual, again this morning.
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CJ did laundry last night and got FUCKED! ;D
The person who did it to me was neither wifey nor wifey #2. And it was fantastic and I don't care.
8)
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Even as tired as I was (4 hours sleep Wed night), we couldn't pass up the opportunity with an empty house. So, yeah, for the first time in about 10 days we finally found some alone time. Yay us!
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Guess what...?
Keep guessing………..
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Even as tired as I was (4 hours sleep Wed night), we couldn't pass up the opportunity with an empty house. So, yeah, for the first time in about 10 days we finally found some alone time. Yay us!
And "yay us" for being given us the chance to imagine and fantasize about it...
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Even as tired as I was (4 hours sleep Wed night), we couldn't pass up the opportunity with an empty house. So, yeah, for the first time in about 10 days we finally found some alone time. Yay us!
And "yay us" for being given us the chance to imagine and fantasize about it...
What? You didn't see the live stream?
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Yesterday was her birthday, so I took her to an upscale waterfront seafood restaurant. By ‘upscale seafood’, I mean ~90% of the seafood is actually not breaded and deep fried. She had paddlefish caviar with blinis for the first time and loved it.
She got a bit tipsy and after dinner and kept saying she wanted to go dancing. It was after 9 and we were nearly an hour from home. Given that we needed to get up today at 4:30AM to get her home in time for her work, I persuaded her to just go home promising I would dance with her there.
She changed into something I bought from Victoria Secret. It wasn’t the most revealing of what I bought her, but still much better than the usual wearing of one of my t-shirts and my old gym shorts. We danced in the kitchen to Latin music for a while before I took her to bed, where the dancing continued, just horizontally. And despite being quite full from the restaurant, I may also have snacked a bit more.
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Been weeks. Wifey couldn't take it anymore.
Hot Asian girls are uncontrollable when severely horny. 8)
"Worth it, white girl."
;D
That "ascended to a new level of existence" look on her gorgeous face when I made her cum was worth the wait. :D
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Me!
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Lucky devil...!
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Me!
Yay you!
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Arya Stark
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Me!
Yay you!
Twice!
It's a bigger deal than it sounds - anti-depression meds had robbed her of any urges since well before Christmas. Tinkering on the dose by the doctor, adding iron tablets to address an energy-sapping anaemia and suddenly I'm checking for friction burns and wondering about my own stamina!
This is a full-on shit-eating grin -> ;D
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Congratulations! If you smoke after sex, try more lube. If absence makes the heart grow fonder, what does abstinence do?
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Not me, but I heard my sisters wifey cumming in my sisters mouth a couple hours ago. :facepalm:
;D
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Arya Stark
Who dat?
Remmy
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Could it be Arya Stark US...? :emot_laughing:
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You guys are out of touch. I've never seen one second of game of thrones and even I knew a character got laid. Because it was on Twitter. :roll:
Maisie Williams had a sex scene.
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Arya Stark
I didn’t see until last night, so this was a spoiler for me.
I did however guess correctly who the little chica bedded.
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Wifey and I bringin' the wheelchair and wifey #2 upstairs tonight. 8)
So yes, I got laid tonight. ;D
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You guys are out of touch. I've never seen one second of game of thrones and even I knew a character got laid. Because it was on Twitter. :roll:
Maisie Williams had a sex scene.
I've never seen game of thrones, but I've heard of it.
What's twitter? ;D
Remmy
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Yep. ;D.
And again this morning, although waking at 4:30AM and having to be out of bed by 4:45 meant things were a bit rushed. I didn’t even have time to finish. . . . but she did. ;D
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My mouth got laid. ;D
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Well, it wasn't last night, but we were Away From It All for the weekend, and then we had to pack up last night to drive back.
Yesterday afternoon, does that count? It was wonderful.
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Bringin' the wheelchair upstairs tonight. 8)
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She began smelling then biting my chest talking about my cologne and how good I smelled. I offhandedly commented that I wear that same cologne every day. But then it’s not every evening she drinks a whole bottle of wine by herself.
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Well, it was my wedding night. Confession though, we were too exhausted (and maybe a little drunk) after the reception. But we went at it around 5AM, and I told her it counted as the wedding night, because the sun wasn’t up yet.
Now we’re on our honeymoon.
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I did and again this morning!!!!!!
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I got both my girls. 8)
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Not technically last night. It was about 1pm in the afternoon (the first time)
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8)
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Pics or it never happened!
;)
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Well, I did buy her a car this weekend. . . . .
Works better than jewelry.
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CJ ain't getting laid for almost 2 more weeks. :roll:
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CJ ain't getting laid for almost 2 more weeks. :roll:
I seriously doubt that. If you want to get laid, you shouldn't have any trouble finding someone (In real life. I.E. not here) to make it happen.
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CJ ain't getting laid for almost 2 more weeks. :roll:
I seriously doubt that. If you want to get laid, you shouldn't have any trouble finding someone (In real life. I.E. not here) to make it happen.
Of course I could.
But that would be wrong. :roll:
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But that would be wrong. :roll:
Like that ever stopped you before. :roll:
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I know. :roll:
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I did not. But I'm going to tonight. Unless he says "No, I have a headache." Or one of his other lame excuses.
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It was really nasty at our house last night Jules. Sex toy got more than 45 minutes. She said five. One for me too.
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Kids bragging about your sex. Get jobs, you hippies. :roll:
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Ethel, git th' hose, the dadblamed lesbians is at it again.
Ethel? Where'd ye go?
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Ethel? Where'd ye go?
Based on my head this morning, in my tummy last night.
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Should have said Esther.
She's poly.
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I did not. But I'm going to tonight. Unless he says "No, I have a headache." Or one of his other lame excuses.
Oh boy.
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CJ needs to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid! :emot_banghead:
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I did not. But I'm going to tonight. Unless he says "No, I have a headache." Or one of his other lame excuses.
Oh boy.
Time to step up to the plate.
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I did not. But I'm going to tonight. Unless he says "No, I have a headache." Or one of his other lame excuses.
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:roll:
CJ ain't gonna make it another week and a half. :facepalm:
Wifey sent me pics of her in a red bikini about to go swimming with the kids. "Your grandma says I must taste as yummy as I look." :emot_weird:
If she were here I'd rip that bikini to pieces. :roll:
And she better not be fucking my grandma. :roll: She's as gorgeous and ageless as my mom is. :facepalm:
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Wifey sent me pics of her in a red bikini about to go swimming with the kids.
Now that's just cruel!
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It's not cruel. It's pure evil. :roll:
She looks so fuckin' yummy she makes me wanna cummy. :emot_thdrool:
:emot_banghead:
I'm gonna fucking die! :facepalm:
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I told a friend that hubby might get lucky last night.
Yeppers, he did.
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Chirp's orgasm was so loud, it woke me up. ;D And I was in a deep sleep after getting lucky last night...
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It wasn't me.
But it will be tonight. ;D
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The night before. Then we had to drive back, so I didn't really get a chance to report it. It was nice.
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I told a friend that hubby might get lucky last night.
Yeppers, he did.
And here's hoping that the other present when hubby got laid also "got lucky"!
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One hour to go! ;D
Wheelchair is upstairs. Wifey's in the shower. Wifey #2 is watching Jurassic park. :D
2 weeks without. :emot_weird:
I. Wanna. Get. FUCKED! :aol_anal: :aol_asstoass: :aol_cunnilingus: :aol_69: :aol_doubledildo: :aol_missionary: :aol_doggystyle:
:emot_updwn:
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23 June last year was when we decided she was my girlfriend, so it was recognized as an anniversary.
So yep.
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I told a friend that hubby might get lucky last night.
Yeppers, he did.
And here's hoping that the other present when hubby got laid also "got lucky"!
Yes, the other in attendance did as well. ;)
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8)
I feel much, much... Much better.
And so do they. ;D
Color seems brighter. Air seems cleaner. And even peeing feels better. :emot_laughing:
I highly recommend threesomes with a hot Japanese and hot blonde girls. ;D
CJ a very happy dumb hot blonde right now. 8)
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I told a friend that hubby might get lucky last night.
Yeppers, he did.
And here's hoping that the other present when hubby got laid also "got lucky"!
Yes, the other in attendance did as well. ;)
Oh? Please elaborate. 8)
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Still trying to catch my breath from round two. We haven’t gone at it like that since the first day of the honeymoon. It was our two month anniversary. No wonder I keep track of so many different types of anniversaries.
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Power must be back on...at least something is powered. :emot_laughing:
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Or someone got Rogered.
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Power must be back on...at least something is powered. :emot_laughing:
Yep, power came on about 2:00 on Monday from what some neighbors told Dan.
38 hours without.
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My mouth got laid. :D
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Afternoon delight.
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She couldn't escape me. 8)
Literally. ;D
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She couldn't escape me. 8)
Literally. ;D
Well, now I’ve got that visual stuck in my head.
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;D
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Should I wait until tomorrow to report my after work fun?
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Nah.
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Nah.
Okay then. ME!
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I’m gonna get laid tonight. Not because I want to, but rather because MJ and I have a contest to see who can get more. We have a YouTube channel. 7 million followers.
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I'm getting laid tonight too.
I have a captive attendee. ;D
I'm getting laid more with wifey gone than when she's here. 8)
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Cj, you could stumble down the stairs and get laid by one or the other.
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It would be very dangerous to stumble down the stairs, which is why there's a no running up or down them rule. ;D
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MJ and I have a contest to see who can get more.
#unTrue #noContest #firstImHearingOfThis
But if there was a contest, I would win. Just sayin'
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Me. Since we're going away with friends and won't be home until later Sunday. We'll be sharing a bunk house at the cottage we're going to with two other couples. Magic is not going to happen there.
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As I'm not even invited to this pissing contest?
No comment...
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Yup. At work in fact.
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Sasha was возбуждена this morning so we had some FaceTime fun.
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Yup. At work in fact.
That needs to be posted in the confessions thread.
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CJ nailed wifey while Hungry eyes was playing. ;D
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Not me.
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Not me.
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Awwwwwww. :-[
I did. ;D
The wheelchair was upstairs. 8)
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Thought I'd update the board on my sex life...
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Thought I'd update the board on my sex life...
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:'(
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Thought I'd update the board on my sex life...
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Call the CDC. It must be contagious. ;D
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I didn't. Just wanted something else on the current board list.
I did sit at a bar last night and watch a couple of ladies hook up and leave with their guys. Someone was happy.
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I didn't. Just wanted something else on the current board list.
I did sit at a bar last night and watch a couple of ladies hook up and leave with their guys. Someone was happy.
And no one caught your eye?
As for myself, I get to ride that menopause rollercoaster of temporary (I hope) celibacy, aka she’s not in the mood, really really not in the mood. Although it’s been days since I got yelled at for no particular reason.
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I did.
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No, but I could hear my sister making her wifey cum. ;D
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I need to get her a little tipsy more often ;D
And on a school night too!
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;D
Friend back home after being gone all summer.
Getting caught up.
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I need to start putting the leveling jacks down on the travel trailer. An hour ago the damn thing was rocking and squeaking almost as much as she was.
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CJ gave wifey a handy. :emot_laughing:
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Not me. :-[
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Not me either. Too tired. :roll:
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Later tonight. Dinner at my friend the sea captain's house ............with a nice ending.
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I was beating off like a teenager in heat, when wifey walked in unexpectedly. She got off work early. “So this is what you do all day long while I am
working???” She stripped quickly and mounted me. I got a nice cowgirl jackhammer and filled her with about two days’ worth of sperm.
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There was some whining this morning about being too tired, but apparently I whine better.
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CJ is doing laundry tonight with sisters wifey. ;D
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;D
8)
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CJ is doing laundry tonight with sisters wifey. ;D
I really need to start doing laundry at CJ's house. ;D
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Had a fun morning romp yesterday! :emot_bjsmiley:
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CJ is doing laundry tonight with sisters wifey. ;D
I really need to start doing laundry at CJ's house. ;D
Laundry here is an unimaginable nightmare. :roll:
:D
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CJ is doing laundry tonight with sisters wifey. ;D
I really need to start doing laundry at CJ's house. ;D
Laundry here is an unimaginable nightmare. :roll:
:D
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Nice roll play with the wife. She was a maid at our local hotel, and I was a horny guest who came out of the shower with only a towel around my waist. Given the howling multiple orgasms it spawned, I think she liked the idea.
:emot_laughing:
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CJ got absolutely FUCKED last night. By someone I should not have had sex with. :facepalm:
But I don't fucking regret it. It was absolutely incredible. CJ was hunted, and CJ was captured. CJ didn't struggle. ;D
Wifey will not know. :roll:
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CJ got absolutely FUCKED last night. By someone I should not have had sex with. :facepalm:
But I don't fucking regret it. It was absolutely incredible. CJ was hunted, and CJ was captured. CJ didn't struggle. ;D
Wifey will not know. :roll:
Despite this sounding a lot like me, regretfully it wasn’t.
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CJ got absolutely FUCKED last night. By someone I should not have had sex with. :facepalm:
But I don't fucking regret it. It was absolutely incredible. CJ was hunted, and CJ was captured. CJ didn't struggle. ;D
Wifey will not know. :roll:
Despite this sounding a lot like me, regretfully it wasn’t.
:D
Let's just say the person who got me could never be bested by anyone else. Ever. To try would be an exercise in futility. ;D
;D
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Let's just say the person who got me could never be bested by anyone else. Ever. To try would be an exercise in futility. ;D
;D
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Rejected. ;D
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I didn't...
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That guy's airbrushed to the point of a cartoon. Nice to see they do it for men, I guess.
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'bout 15 minutes. The wheelchair is upstairs. ;D
8)
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CJ had an amazing anniversary night. 8)
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Let's just say that there's more than 1 reason why the party last night was Adults Only.
;)
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Wasn't last night but it was yesterday just before I had to leave for class. First time in close to 2 years. It was great for me. She is asking for more so it must not have been to bad for her either.
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CJ's head ended up between a couple pairs of legs. ;D
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CJ intends to cause some warmth on a freezing cold evening. 8)
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After Mrs JBRG’s orgasm last night, I had to check and see if my dick was still attached to me.
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CJ got fucked. 8)
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Mr Dan. In the kitchen. With the Reddi-wip.
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Mr Dan. In the kitchen. With the Reddi-wip.
Are you playing Clue? I’d take Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the Sybian.
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Mr Dan. In the kitchen. With the Reddi-wip.
:D
Now CJ wants that. I wanna lick it off. ;D
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Wifey: We have not had sex in a week and a half, white girl. I'm sick of it.
Me: So why are you bothering me about it?
Wifey: Why do you think!?
Me: You wanna get laid tonight.
Wifey: Yeah, I want to get laid tonight.
Me: Do I gotta?
Wifey: It's not a chore, white girl!
Me: I'm the one that usually does all the work though.
Wifey: And you will tonight. So get ready.
:roll:
I guess someone's getting laid tonight. :roll:
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Horny Japanese-American girl. What else could I do?
8)
"Ok, leave me alone. Can't cum anymore tonight."
;D
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CJ wearing a pink cowgirl hat pretending to ride a bull. You imagine the rest.
8)
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CJ wearing a pink cowgirl hat pretending to ride a bull. You imagine the rest.
8)
Yes...the images just keep cumming, and cumming, and... excuse me. Have to go take care of something :facepalm:
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;D
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Mrs JBRG lost her California virginity this week. Twice. And it took 12 hours each time to uncurl her toes from the orgasms she achieved. ;D
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The only thing CJ is good for. :emot_laughing:
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Why so meek in your admission? Usually we get some details. ;D
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Why so meek in your admission? Usually we get some details. ;D
Just joking. Had a bit of a holiday dry spell.
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Actually, I did not. First time this year. I was 3 for 3 for the year before last night.
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CJ's pretty lady in a wheelchair expressed the desire to come upstairs last night. ;D
I fucking missed her so much the past two weeks. :facepalm:
But CJ made up for it. 2 weeks of frustration melted away in CJ's mouth. ;D
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This morning had a torrid session with my hand. Got the desired result, so that should count, right?
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This morning had a torrid session with my hand. Got the desired result, so that should count, right?
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:emot_laughing:
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CJ had glorious sex with someone last night that I shouldn't have. :roll:
But I couldn't regret it any less if I tried because it was amazing. 8)
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Actually, I did not. First time this year. I was 3 for 3 for the year before last night.
I think I jinxed it. 3 out of 5 now. hmmmm
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Better than being 0 for 5.
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Better than being 0 for 5.
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Of course your relationship with your hand counts! As many times as you wish!
This morning had a torrid session with my hand. Got the desired result, so that should count, right?
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Better than being 0 for 5.
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Not getting that level of sympathy from my Peruvian. I even get grief for masturbating in bed, not because I’m masturbating, but because she’s sure I’ll make a mess in the bed and she’ll have to change the sheets: ‘Can’t you do that in the bathroom?’
Among many other things she’s skeptical about, I have to reassure her I have some experience doing this, nearly 50 years worth, and know how to do it without making a mess.
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Mrs JBRG was decidedly frisky last night so I was obliged to curl her toes.
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CJ had glorious sex with someone last night that I shouldn't have. :roll:
But I couldn't regret it any less if I tried because it was amazing. 8)
Thank you. You were amazing too. And you didn't break "it". 8)
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CJ had glorious sex with someone last night that I shouldn't have. :roll:
But I couldn't regret it any less if I tried because it was amazing. 8)
Thank you. You were amazing too. And you didn't break "it". 8)
:facepalm: Our eagle is lost in his delusions and fantasies.
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;D
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Two secret nights in a row. ;D
Wifey would be very jealous. :emot_shades:
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Sadly it’s been quite a while for me :'(
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Actually, I did not. First time this year. I was 3 for 3 for the year before last night.
I think I jinxed it. 3 out of 5 now. hmmmm
3 out 6.
Yep, totally jinxed it.
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Our eagle is lost in his delusions and fantasies.
There were no complaints from Chirp. Wait, I must still be in my fantasy. But what a fantasy. ;D ;D
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Our eagle is lost in his delusions and fantasies.
There were no complaints from Chirp. Wait, I must still be in my fantasy. But what a fantasy. ;D ;D
;D
CJ is all laid out for now though. :roll:
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CJ is all laid out for now though. :roll:
Hmm, never heard it put quite that way before and hands Chirp some lotion to soothe that well used part of hers... Would you prefer I apply it? ;D ;D
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Nah. ;D
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Nah. ;D
Can I watch as you apply it? ;D ;D
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Wheeee! Hot fun yesterday. I'd Woo myself if I could.
Needless to say, I'm living up to my POY title :D
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CJ's head was between her pretty lady in a wheelchairs legs an hour ago. ;D
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Gosh i wish i had. I’m an older male (widowed) and sex has left my life.
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Watcher is wagering the MJ's last streak of 3 straight days will be broken by at least 2 days. ;D ;D
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She rode him hard and put him away wet. Ride on cowgirl! ;D
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I haven't had sex in 6 weeks, and haven't had a decent orgasm in 4....
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I haven't had sex in 6 weeks, and haven't had a decent orgasm in 4....
Watcher clears his throat....ahem...get your ass over here and I will definitely put a stop to those two streaks of yours.... 8)
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My foster kids return to school on Thursday. Counting the days until then...
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I haven't had sex in 6 weeks, and haven't had a decent orgasm in 4....
Watcher clears his throat....ahem...get your ass over here and I will definitely put a stop to those two streaks of yours.... 8)
Don't forget...She needs music too. ;D
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I haven't had sex in 6 weeks, and haven't had a decent orgasm in 4....
Watcher clears his throat....ahem...get your ass over here and I will definitely put a stop to those two streaks of yours.... 8)
Don't forget...She needs music too. ;D
:emot_dancing: :aol_rideit:
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Looks like we have a party starting..., ;D
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Looks like we have a party starting..., ;D
Good. Bother her instead of me for a while. ;D
:emot_laughing:
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Guess there's just something about you hot blondes. :emot_laughing:
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Guess there's just something about you hot blondes. :emot_laughing:
Correction: CJ is a DUMB hot blonde. ;D
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Correction: CJ is a DUMB hot blonde. ;D
:-X :-X Not saying a thing.
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CJ's mouth got laid in two different places last night and half an hour ago. ;D
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Guess there's just something about you hot blondes. :emot_laughing:
Awe thanks love :-*
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I don't mean to come off as arrogant, especially as a newbie, but I wouldn't say I got laid , rather; I did the laying.
I suppose I could say I laid someone last night. I might as well go all the way now and add the last part and leave no doubt about the arrogance:
I laid someone last night and I laid her very well.
Furthermore may I introduce myself to one and all? Hello my user name is 2Spoogie and I'm new to this site and forum. I ask for your patience while I learn to navigate, any etiquette blunders or blunders in general are unintentional and no disrespect intended. Thank you.
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Welcome! Come over to the “Say Hello” sub forum and “say hello.” I think you’ll enjoy it here, and we are always looking for new members to point out blunders!
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=25.0 (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=25.0)
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welcome splooge and glad he or she got laid well.
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Not last night, but this morning. First morning sex in ages. 8)
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Not last night, but this morning. First morning sex in ages. 8)
Hooray for Watcher, you lucky dog.
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Big Woo for our big bird. Still some life in our Eagle yet. ;D
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Not last night, but this morning. First morning sex in ages. 8)
Your luck is in...
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Took kids to the airport, saw them off. Rode the shuttle back to our hotel room, and took a trip to funky town.
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Big Woo for our big bird. Still some life in our Eagle yet. ;D
There is a lot of life in this old eagle. It is Mrs Eagle that surprises me from time to time. 8)
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It's been a while.
Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time. I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)
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No, but I listened in, again, on my sister and her wifey relieving stress from each other. ;D
British girls sound so cute when they're Cumming. :emot_laughing:
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It's been a while.
Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time. I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)
Actually, a live, play-by-play report would be very appreciated.
Just sayin'
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We’re supposed to be going to a birthday party tomorrow, but I have high hopes of being snowed in too. Even if it’s just an inch, it’s an excuse.
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No, but I listened in, again, on my sister and her wifey relieving stress from each other. ;D
British girls sound so cute when they're Cumming. :emot_laughing:
Kate Beckinsale
I'm not bisexual nor have I ever thought about other girls, but there is something about her and her voice... I think I would cross that line for her.
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It's been a while.
Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time. I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)
Actually, a live, play-by-play report would be very appreciated.
Just sayin'
Or a "blow by blow" account? ;D ;D
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I just want an audio tape of the sounds Dan makes when he’s being pegged. Oops. Did I just say that out loud?
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I just want an audio tape of the sounds Dan makes when he’s being pegged. Oops. Did I just say that out loud?
Jules doesn't really do that, right? :roll:
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I just want an audio tape of the sounds Dan makes when he’s being pegged. Oops. Did I just say that out loud?
Jules doesn't really do that, right? :roll:
I don’t think so, but if she ever needs a willing victim to practice on...
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0vomit0
CJ hereby bans anything from going into anyone's butt on this forum. Especially mine. Really only mine. I don't care about the rest of you. ;D
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0vomit0
CJ hereby bans anything from going into anyone's butt on this forum. Especially mine. Really only mine. I don't care about the rest of you. ;D
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:roll:
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It's been a while.
Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time. I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)
Actually, a live, play-by-play report would be very appreciated.
Just sayin'
I could livestream it. Haha.
The youngest was invited to a snow party sleepover. They're keeping her and 8 other kids all day. So they're all spending the day in their jammies watching movies and stating up late.
That gives us 18 hours of alone time. Except Dan is at a poker night with friend right now. Home at midnight.
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Didn't even need my old tinder account, just three texts
Me: sucks you're in vegas, I'm pretty much free all weekend
Him: what? I'm still in town, that trips next weekend
Me: wanna rent a movie and not watch it.
Seven week dry spell broken... twice ;D
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Didn't even need my old tinder account, just three texts
Me: sucks you're in vegas, I'm pretty much free all weekend
Him: what? I'm still in town, that trips next weekend
Me: wanna rent a movie and not watch it.
Seven week dry spell broken... twice ;D
:emot_updwn: :emot_dancing: :emot_dancing: :emot_dancing:
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Now we need to hear from Jules. Here's hoping.... ;D
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Now we need to hear from Jules. Here's hoping.... ;D
Maybe they're still going!!!!
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8)
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He came home last night and we were both tired. I was up at 4am and looked out to see the snow piling up. Crawled back in bed. And was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly. That's all I'm saying. Then we fell back asleep.
Just got done doing yoga. Showering in a bit. Then getting into my loose sweats and lounging around the house for the day. Dan wants to binge Jack Ryan season 2.
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Are you serious??? Jake just started that show himself. He got to episode two and decided he was hungry, ventured into the snow for taco bell.... he is so dumb eat street delivers.
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All the time I was out in the cold clearing the sidewalks and driveway, I was kept warm with thoughts of reading about our Jules description of how she broke her drought.
Back inside... grabbing my phone, all I got was a hand rubbing her leg! (Sigh)
Guess it's back to internet porn :facepalm:
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Crawled back in bed. And was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly. That's all I'm saying. Then we fell back asleep.
Hmmm, after being awakened by someone's wandering hand rubbing up and down your leg (Watcher categorically denies it was his hand), you fell back asleep? That hand had to go further up.... ;D ;D
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after being awakened by someone's wandering hand rubbing up and down your leg you fell back asleep?
I didn't say I went right back to sleep. Maybe this will make more sense.....
"...was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly. Then, yada yada yada And after that we fell back asleep."
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That's the hottest Yada Yada Yada I've read in a long time. I may have to go take care of something. ;D
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I didn't... :'(
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This is why prostitution should be legal everywhere. :roll:
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He came over again last night. I'm sitting on my couch when I hear two soft knocks on my door, the key in the lock, and then he walked in. i honestly don't even remember saying anything to him before we started I just remember grinning like a damn idiot. Completely different than the night before, but both were exceptional experiences. He even topped it off with a "good girl" ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Wheelchair upstairs. 8)
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I didn't say I went right back to sleep. Maybe this will make more sense.....
"...was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly. Then, yada yada yada And after that we fell back asleep."
Three "yadas" and it was over? That was quick. ;D ;D
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I didn't say I went right back to sleep. Maybe this will make more sense.....
"...was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly. Then, yada yada yada And after that we fell back asleep."
Three "yadas" and it was over? That was quick. ;D ;D
Do you think you could last longer than three yada yada yada with her?
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Oh Shiela... now you've got our Eagle up a tree. My money is on two yadas and it's over. :emot_laughing:
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A long overdo nooner today, just a couple hours ago. I suddenly feel more inclined to help with housework today. Well, at least until football starts in an hour.
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He popped in for a quicky last night but made sure I was satisfied before leaving.... soooo it wasnt all that quick :roll:
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I didn't say I went right back to sleep. Maybe this will make more sense.....
"...was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly. Then, yada yada yada And after that we fell back asleep."
Three "yadas" and it was over? That was quick. ;D ;D
Do you think you could last longer than three yada yada yada with her?
It would be fun trying. 8)
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regrettably, only five finger Freddy :(
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I was think of somebody else the entire time... feeling a tad guilty. Sorry watcher, wasn't you love, maybe next time. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Just finished and sneaked in the door at home :). My nipples are so sore, the bite marks will be days healing, the same with the flogger marks on my ass, back and thighs. I will be sitting funny for a few days as my poor vag tries to resize itself, and my clit decides to stop tingling every time I move a leg or bend at all.
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I was think of somebody else the entire time... feeling a tad guilty. Sorry watcher, wasn't you love, maybe next time. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Story of my life. But I bet I can guess which hot young stud you were thinking about. :emot_kiss:
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I was think of somebody else the entire time... feeling a tad guilty. Sorry watcher, wasn't you love, maybe next time. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Story of my life. But I bet I can guess which hot young stud you were thinking about. :emot_kiss:
Every time I close my eyes, he's standing there with that strong looking butt under those scrubs. Makes my mouth water just thinking about how hard those hips might work :emot_thdrool:
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CJ ain't got laid in a while. Mouth has, but not the rest of CJ.
CJ's ok with that.
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I consider mouth sex, sex. Unlike a former president. ;D
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I consider mouth sex, sex. Unlike a former president. ;D
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/731b3eaca52c49da0f220d9691d69894/tenor.gif)
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CJ ain't got laid in a while.
That can be easily rectified. ;D
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I consider mouth sex, sex. Unlike a former president. ;D
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/731b3eaca52c49da0f220d9691d69894/tenor.gif)
Per day? Talk about a sore jaw
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I consider mouth sex, sex. Unlike a former president. ;D
Per day? Talk about a sore jaw
With exercise, practice and experience, you can build up a tolerance. Just get those mouth muscles in shape. :emot_laughing:
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Lol I don't plan on going for any kind of record anytime soon so I think I'm ok love. If I'm going to practice im going for technique over endurance. Quality not quantity
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yada, yada, yada
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yada, yada, yada
Yea!!! ;D
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yada, yada, yada
Translated, it means Morning, Noon and Night..... ;D ;D
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yada, yada, yada
Translated, it means Morning, Noon and Night..... ;D ;D
Maybe, but it might also mean.....Thursday, Friday, Saturday
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Watcher multiplies morning, noon and night by Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Someone is sure having fun. I love it. :emot_kiss:
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HE called me up at 10:30 last night and told me to "come over, and wear something sexy" which for him means wear whatever I want but be at the door barefoot.
Weird I know, but it's what he wants so it's what he gets.
I dont know what had him stressed out but god I'm glad he called me to help relieve it. He did me from behind in front of a big picture window of his apartment. I wasnt completely naked, but if anybody who drove by looked up I doubt there would be any confusion as to what we were doing.
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Wheelchair upstairs. 8)
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I’m not saying, but if I was... YES.
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Had a hot time this morning. Two guys and a young lady. They had me on the bed, ass fully exposed. One guy said, "Hand me the KY Jelly. Next a lubed finger forced it's way into where the sun doesn't shine. The young lady just stood by watching intently.
Then the knife came out! :emot_weird:
I now realized we weren't going to have sex. I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.
So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered :facepalm:
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I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open.
TMI? :o :o :o
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Maybe so :facepalm:
Closest I've come to sex in years :emot_laughing:
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I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.
So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered :facepalm:
(https://brucegerencser.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/wtf.jpg)
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Boy oh boy, sure am glad I read all this while having a snack on my break :emot_weird: :emot_weird:
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Sorry...guess I got too graphic. I was still a little fuzzy headed at the time I posted this. Will report to Jules for proper punishment. (When my backside isn't so sore. :facepalm:)
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lol, I loved it. I was cheering for the med student.
Envision her on a date tonight and telling her boyfriend, "man, you should have seen what I did today."
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lol, I loved it. I was cheering for the med student.
Envision her on a date tonight and telling her boyfriend, "man, you have seen what I did today."
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Had a hot time this morning. Two guys and a young lady. They had me on the bed, ass fully exposed. One guy said, "Hand me the KY Jelly. Next a lubed finger forced it's way into where the sun doesn't shine. The young lady just stood by watching intently.
Then the knife came out! :emot_weird:
I now realized we weren't going to have sex. I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.
So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered :facepalm:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/YVPwi7L2izTJS/giphy.gif)
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Not for a while. Two gorgeous women are starting to complain to CJ. :roll:
Just not in the mood. Like... at all. No sex drive. :roll:
They just need CJ's mouth anyway. :D
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Not for a while. Two gorgeous women are starting to complain to CJ. :roll:
Just not in the mood. Like... at all. No sex drive. :roll:
They just need CJ's mouth anyway. :D
Welcome to married life. :emot_laughing: How come it is the woman who loses their sex drive? :emot_weird:
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Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why. ;D
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Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why. ;D
Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us? 8)
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Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why. ;D
Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us? 8)
Like that really stops you. :emot_laughing:
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Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why. ;D
Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us? 8)
Like that really stops you. :emot_laughing:
Shrinkage!
(https://i.imgur.com/3uEhH3d.gif)
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CJ's mouth, tongue and jaw are tired. :roll:
But at least two women aren't bitching at CJ anymore. They coulda just humped each other and left me alone, but nooooooooooo! CJ's mouth is "magic". :roll:
Yes, CJ is complaining about orally pleasuring two gorgeous women. I'm just not interested in sex right now. At all. I want to be left alone. :facepalm:
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Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest. I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.
So we are licking our wounds today. A long way of saying, no. I didn’t get laid last night.
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Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest. I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.
So we are licking our wounds today. A long way of saying, no. I didn’t get laid last night.
No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly. Big part of communication in a relationship.
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Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest. I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.
So we are licking our wounds today. A long way of saying, no. I didn’t get laid last night.
No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly. Big part of communication in a relationship.
CJ's wifey tells CJ what to do, and if CJ don't do it CJ gets bitched at in Japanese.
So we never really argue, she just complains in a foreign language. ;D
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Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest. I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.
So we are licking our wounds today. A long way of saying, no. I didn’t get laid last night.
No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly. Big part of communication in a relationship.
I hit the Corian countertop so hard, I cracked it. Looking for epoxy repair kits online today. My hand feels like shit though.
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Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest. I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.
So we are licking our wounds today. A long way of saying, no. I didn’t get laid last night.
No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly. Big part of communication in a relationship.
CJ's wifey tells CJ what to do, and if CJ don't do it CJ gets bitched at in Japanese.
So we never really argue, she just complains in a foreign language. ;D
:emot_laughing:
That's like my uncle Bill taking his hearing aids out when my aunt Amy yells at him.
:emot_laughing:
I hit the Corian countertop so hard, I cracked it. Looking for epoxy repair kits online today. My hand feels like shit though.
That's beyond rage, and that's your lesson, costs you time, money, and pain, hope it's not broken
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Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest. I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.
So we are licking our wounds today. A long way of saying, no. I didn’t get laid last night.
No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly. Big part of communication in a relationship.
CJ's wifey tells CJ what to do, and if CJ don't do it CJ gets bitched at in Japanese.
So we never really argue, she just complains in a foreign language. ;D
That’s one of the ways I know she’s really mad. Not sure what will happen when I become better at Spanish and follow all that.
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CJ ain't learning Japanese to know what she's saying. I don't wanna know. ;D
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Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest. I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.
So we are licking our wounds today. A long way of saying, no. I didn’t get laid last night.
No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly. Big part of communication in a relationship.
I hit the Corian countertop so hard, I cracked it. Looking for epoxy repair kits online today. My hand feels like shit though.
Hope you’re OK, and not just your hand.
I use to do that all the time, but then I was married to an alcoholic and endured that mostly by joining her in the cups.
It wouldn’t go over at all with my Peruvian, but I am concerned the bitting of tongues will finally hit a wall like it did with you and my fury will escape. I don’t worry about getting violent, have never done that. But I can get enormously frustrated and yell pretty loud. If I had to guess it will revisiting the topic of throwing out my books. I don’t think she gets that that topic is non-negotiable.
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My dad always told me that I need to get into fights over small stuff like snacking before a meal or leaving something out, something not real important, that way when a big fight happens it might be so bad, or me and Mr. Whoever may handle it better.
My response was... "Dad, you do know you're divorced... twice"
Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night
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Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night
There is always tomorrow. :emot_kiss:
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Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night
There is always tomorrow. :emot_kiss:
I haven't been with a man on valentine's day in years. Not about to break that streak now :emot_kiss:
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Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night
There is always tomorrow. :emot_kiss:
I haven't been with a man on valentine's day in years. Not about to break that streak now :emot_kiss:
Well don't try a girl. She'll stick around and expect you to treat her like a princess. :roll:
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I haven't been with a man on valentine's day in years. Not about to break that streak now :emot_kiss:
:o What? You know, streaks are made to be broken. :emot_kiss:
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Tonight's ladies night or 'gal'entines day as they say was a bust and it's going to be an early bedtime tomorrow. Maybe saturday...
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A birthday/Valentine's gift. Watcher is happy.
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At one point I asked, ‘Are those happy noises, or am I hurting you?’
She opened her eyes and squeaked out, ‘Both!’
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Not CJ. :D
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Not CJ. :D
Wait, CJ didn't get laid last night? Wow. ;D ;D
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At one point I asked, ‘Are those happy noises, or am I hurting you?’
She opened her eyes and squeaked out, ‘Both!’
Those clothes pins on the nipples hurt.
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At one point I asked, ‘Are those happy noises, or am I hurting you?’
She opened her eyes and squeaked out, ‘Both!’
Those clothes pins on the nipples hurt. :emot_laughing:
Yes they do... still remember when wife clipped them on me. (OUCH)
Then there were the ones elsewhere. :facepalm:
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At one point I asked, ‘Are those happy noises, or am I hurting you?’
She opened her eyes and squeaked out, ‘Both!’
Those clothes pins on the nipples hurt.
Those are in the drawer next to the bed. I might even have real nipple clamps somewhere.
Baby steps. I got shit that would freak her out.
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I must admit to a hard, fast and successful encounter this morning. ;D
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I must admit to a hard, fast and successful encounter this morning. ;D
Like wham, bam, thank you ma'am kind of hard and fast? 8)
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I must admit to a hard, fast and successful encounter this morning. ;D
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Yes Rick...a quick wham bam with little foreplay and a big load swallowed (as always)
Chirp...Hell no, still too sore "back there".
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It was cold, boring, lonely, and needed to shake the feb 14th blues. Sweatpants, hoody, and tennishoes was all I wore. In the bar for about half hour before eye contact, maybe 5 minutes before he came over, back at his place in less than an hour. I dont even remember his name. Just needed that itch scratched. Now I feel like such a whore and can't go back to that bar for a couple months.
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3 kids in the house last night.
Our little one could sleep through a tornado taking the house down. The older two, who are not usually here, will wake up with the creek of a floor board.
Why is it just not as enjoyable trying to be quiet when making love.
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3 kids in the house last night.
Our little one could sleep through a tornado taking the house down. The older two, who are not usually here, will wake up with the creek of a floor board.
Why is it just not as enjoyable trying to be quiet when making love.
I would wager it's two things.
A: you can't let loose and just enjoy the feel of him
B: "quiet or we'll wake the kids" doesn't seem nearly as exciting as "quiet, or we'll get caught"
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Not me again. :emot_dancing:
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Me! A wonderful assortment of fingering, cock sucking, fucking, and biting. Hopefully tonight he breaks out the knives and handcuffs! ????
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Me! A wonderful assortment of fingering, cock sucking, fucking, and biting. Hopefully tonight he breaks out the knives and handcuffs! ????
The knives? Ah, I see. He is a chef and will cook you a nice meal after. Love the biting part. You nibble? ;D ;D
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Why is it just not as enjoyable trying to be quiet when making love.
Yep, I agree. Nothing like being in the heat of the moment when your partner stops and asks, did you hear something? Totally kills the moment.
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Me! A wonderful assortment of fingering, cock sucking, fucking, and biting. Hopefully tonight he breaks out the knives and handcuffs! ????
The knives? Ah, I see. He is a chef and will cook you a nice meal after. Love the biting part. You nibble? ;D ;D
He does cook but no. I bought specific shirts and shorts just so he can cut them off me. Remember i am a kinky wench. i do nibble but he doesn’t like to be bit so i settle for growling. He bites though.
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He does cook but no. I bought specific shirts and shorts just so he can cut them off me. Remember i am a kinky wench. i do nibble but he doesn’t like to be bit so i settle for growling. He bites though.
You can nibble on me any time, mon cheri. 8)
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Sorta
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What's sorta...just one yada? ;D
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What's sorta...just one yada? ;D
Watcher sorta got laid last night. In his dreams. ;D ;D
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If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end. Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.
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If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end. Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.
Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D
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If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end. Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.
Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D
The ultimate goal is to get to that nugget at the bottom. That part that's leaves me smiling, giggling, and wanting another.
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If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end. Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.
Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D
The ultimate goal is to get to that nugget at the bottom. That part that's leaves me smiling, giggling, and wanting another.
The licking is part of the fun.
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Sorta
My sorta last night was only composed of grinding our naughty bits against each other through her pajamas for about a minute before it became obvious we both were exhausted. The second bottle of wine didn’t help either.
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CJ couldn't help a wheelchair hump this morning. So I broke my dry spell.
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If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end. Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.
Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D
The ultimate goal is to get to that nugget at the bottom. That part that's leaves me smiling, giggling, and wanting another.
I'm up for round two... 8)
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A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.
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A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.
:aol_anal:
:D
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A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.
:aol_anal:
:D
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/products/Tears_Emoji_Icon_2_70x70.png?v=1485573515) (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/products/Tears_Emoji_Icon_2_70x70.png?v=1485573515) (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/products/Tears_Emoji_Icon_2_70x70.png?v=1485573515)
(https://i.imgur.com/Q1esm5R.gif)
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A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.
:aol_anal:
:D
Nope. No anal. Not saying it never happened before, but it's VERY VERY RARE. I'd even go as far to say that it will likely never happen again.
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Nope. No anal. Not saying it never happened before, but it's VERY VERY RARE. I'd even go as far to say that it will likely never happen again.
I just want some after piano lessons... (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/products/Wink_Emoji_2_70x70.png?v=1485573517) I will give you a good tongue bath first.
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CJ is getting double laid tonight. 8)
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CJ is getting double laid tonight. 8)
Is that with two different persons or with one person twice? ;D
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CJ is getting double laid tonight. 8)
Is that with two different persons or with one person twice? ;D
Maybe I should have said the wheelchair is upstairs tonight to make it more clear? ;D
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The spa and hot stone massage was extremely relaxing, trivia night was fun even though we were terrible and lost, but we both won when we got back to his place. Probably would have saved a lot of time and money if he was good with giving massages.
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The spa and hot stone massage was extremely relaxing, trivia night was fun even though we were terrible and lost, but we both won when we got back to his place. Probably would have saved a lot of time and money if he was good with giving massages.
I'm always available. ;D
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Afternoon delight. Wife came home early from work, so put on my nasty and made her strip for me. We haven’t haven’t had a good long serious fuck in ages. Got out the Hitachi, Lelo, and assorted hardware. She’s still sleeping it off. I took a shower (I felt so dirty).
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(I felt so dirty).
That let's you know you did it right
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I'm just going to say that even if you don't bring me to orgasm, if you make me laugh during sex. I will come back to you at least one more time
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I'm just going to say that even if you don't bring me to orgasm, if you make me laugh during sex. I will come back to you at least one more time
She says she had *seven* orgasms. I’m not one to count, but I am pretty deviant in the sex toys, fantasies, and dirty talk areas. So I had a Lelo deep in her puss, the Hitachi on her clit, and was shouting “Cum for me you dirty whore! Spread your fucking legs for the nasty man!” Yeah. Like that. :emot_laughing:
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She says she had *seven* orgasms.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/eM16dA4eiatuyUs3rA/source.gif)
I’m not one to count, but I am pretty deviant in the sex toys, fantasies, and dirty talk areas. So I had a Lelo deep in her puss, the Hitachi on her clit....
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TimelyTanEmu-poster.jpg)
and was shouting “Cum for me you dirty whore! Spread your fucking legs for the nasty man!” Yeah. Like that. :emot_laughing:
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/3FBwwRCNTSa52/giphy.gif)
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and was shouting “Cum for me you dirty whore! Spread your fucking legs for the nasty man!” Yeah. Like that. :emot_laughing:
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/3FBwwRCNTSa52/giphy.gif)
I haven’t laughed that hard at anything around here in a long time. Thanx.
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I’m afraid my Peruvian’s response to language like that would be far worse.
So I just silently mouth words like that to the back of her head.
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I’m afraid my Peruvian’s response to language like that would be far worse.
So I just silently mouth words like that to the back of her head.
Glad I am not the only one. ;D
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I’m afraid my Peruvian’s response to language like that would be far worse.
So I just silently mouth words like that to the back of her head.
Glad I am not the only one. ;D
Another instance where a blindfold could come in handy.
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Mid-morning frolic. Just like I like it...hard and rough. About a half-hour of great sex with mutual satisfaction. ;D
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Waiting for the god damn plumber for 6 hours. Says he’s be here in the next 30 minutes. Daddy wants to get his nasty on *before* the kids get home from work and school.
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Kinda sorta this morning.
How's the saying go that an old boyfriend used to say..."She laid there like a dead fish"
(https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/QDsFSbPG4sKcHntVhvR_p7bLNxM=/768x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/goldfish-5be9ea5ec9e77c0052ea141d.png)
I think we'll name it Julie.
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Kinda sorta this morning.
How's the saying go that an old boyfriend used to say..."She laid there like a dead fish"
(https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/QDsFSbPG4sKcHntVhvR_p7bLNxM=/768x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/goldfish-5be9ea5ec9e77c0052ea141d.png)
I think we'll name it Julie.
It's kinda weird how unenthusiastic sex is more like a chore than a pleasure, it doesn't even feel the same in my opinion. Just end up wanting him to finish quick.
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It's kinda weird how unenthusiastic sex is more like a chore than a pleasure, it doesn't even feel the same in my opinion. Just end up wanting him to finish quick.
Now you sound like a woman who has been married for ten years...... ;D ;D
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Now you sound like a woman who has been married for ten years...... ;D ;D
It's just called morning sex when I want sleep. I just cant get into it, just get it over with.
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Now you sound like a woman who has been married for ten years...... ;D ;D
It's just called morning sex when I want sleep. I just cant get into it, just get it over with.
After a night of great sex, I can understand you wanting to sleep.... :emot_kiss:
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I guess I am a necrophiliac. I absolutely love dead sex. When she just lays there with that look on her face. And I absolutely molest every inch of her body. It’s all about me. My pleasure. Fuck you bitch. Just lay there. I love it this way.
(https://i.imgur.com/5uuB0Tq.gif)
You just lay there with the same look on your face while I fuck you, mouth wide open, like a deer in the headlamps. Damn it! Say something every now and then! Make a little noise will ya?
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I’ve always enjoyed attacks in her sleep, with many past hers involved. It always felt a bit like a little boy stealing a cookie from the jar. Her on her side and me just slipping her panties down just enough for some nice slow spooning. Sometimes they wake and fuss at you, sometimes they wake and just mumble for you to hurry up, and sometimes they don’t wake.
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It’s all about me. My pleasure. Fuck you bitch. Just lay there. I love it this way.
Well this gave me a little panty splash. Love that commanding tone when I read it. I am going to be thinking about this most of the day now.
Sometimes they wake and fuss at you, sometimes they wake and just mumble for you to hurry up, and sometimes they don’t wake.
I can only recall this happening to me twice. Although it may have happened more if I didn't wake up, drinking will do that, and if you haven't realized yet, I like to drink lol. Both times it shocked me awake and took about a second to grasp what was happening. Then I just close my eyes and let it happen. I didn't hate it, but I would rather be asleep then having sex, or being fucked, I should say. There are worse ways to wake me up i guess
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So a quickie at lunch yesterday and then a little after midnight I'm woken up by my door opening. He forgot I work on weekends now so he thought he'd stop by after some drinks. I'm tired and I need sleep but hes so cute when he's as persistent as he was. So why not. it took longer than I had thought it would but once I got into it, sleep didn't matter all that much. Now that's it's morning and I'm leaving for work, it matters. I'm thinking late Sunday night or early Monday morning I'll swing by his place and return the favor.
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I'll be ready and waiting... :emot_kiss:
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I got to his place shortly after 1 am. He was sleeping on his couch and in his underwear making things so much easier. Woke him up the way all guys say they want to be woken up. Said this was for keeping me up early saturday morning when I had to work. We finished just before 2 and I was too tired to drive home so I stayed at his place. Actually just getting ready to leave while I type this. But this asshole called into work and used a personal day. He's sleeping in and I'm up earlier than wanted to be so I can drive home. Guess this is why they say revenge isn't worth it
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CJ's mouth needs a vacation. :roll:
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CJ's mouth needs a vacation. :roll:
You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?
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CJ's mouth needs a vacation. :roll:
You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?
I see the guys of KB lining up to be of assistance to Chirp... ;D ;D
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CJ's mouth needs a vacation. :roll:
You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?
I see the guys of KB lining up to be of assis
tance to Chirp... ;D ;D
I'm in line... unzipped... and ready to help...
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Fucking Daylight Saving Time is fucking with our sexual rhythms. Wifey is falling asleep a few hours before I do, and she wakes up a few hours before I do. Hope to have everything back to normal by the end of the week.
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Fucking Daylight Saving Time is fucking with our sexual rhythms. Wifey is falling asleep a few hours before I do, and she wakes up a few hours before I do. Hope to have everything back to normal by the end of the week.
Maybe You can borrow one of Chirps wifeys until then.
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Fucking Daylight Saving Time is fucking with our sexual rhythms. Wifey is falling asleep a few hours before I do, and she wakes up a few hours before I do. Hope to have everything back to normal by the end of the week.
Maybe You can borrow one of Chirps wifeys until then.
I’ll just make up one of my own. (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/products/Tears_Emoji_Icon_2_70x70.png?v=1485573515)
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Fucking Daylight Saving Time is fucking with our sexual rhythms.
First I ever heard that. :o
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CJ's mouth needs a vacation. :roll:
You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?
I see the guys of KB lining up to be of assistance to Chirp... ;D ;D
Line up, I'll direct you to Shiela. :emot_laughing:
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CJ's mouth needs a vacation. :roll:
You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?
I see the guys of KB lining up to be of assistance to Chirp... ;D ;D
Line up, I'll direct you to Shiela. :emot_laughing:
(https://i.postimg.cc/FFDq2fjg/runandhide.gif)
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CJ's mouth needs a vacation. :roll:
You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?
I see the guys of KB lining up to be of assistance to Chirp... ;D ;D
Line up, I'll direct you to Shiela. :emot_laughing:
(https://i.postimg.cc/FFDq2fjg/runandhide.gif)
You're the new popular girl around here, honey, it's time for you to step up. :D
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Had an interesting situation last night. The Mrs was feeling a little horny and I was a bit drunk, she took it upon herself to get what she wanted. First time ever, she pinned me to the mattress, straddling me and rode me, taking what she wanted. I felt so used and got a little excited and laughed, that pushed her further and she absolutely lost it, riding me hard and fast getting her jollies while looking me in the eyes. I have not been that turned on in a long time. It was a new sensation because I am a top and she is a bottom but we reversed roles last night. So totally worth it! :aol_rideit:
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It's nice when the wife initiates the fun. Means she is horny, like you said. Like the eye to eye contact.
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You're the new popular girl around here, honey, it's time for you to step up. :D
Wow, Chirp, you must be tired, what with a long line of un-zipped horny males standing in line outside your boudoir and you passing the baton to Shiela. ;D ;D
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You're the new popular girl around here, honey, it's time for you to step up. :D
Wow, Chirp, you must be tired, what with a long line of un-zipped horny males standing in line outside your boudoir and you passing the baton to Shiela. ;D ;D
That's not a baton... :emot_penis:
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You're the new popular girl around here, honey, it's time for you to step up. :D
Wow, Chirp, you must be tired, what with a long line of un-zipped horny males standing in line outside your boudoir and you passing the baton to Shiela. ;D ;D
CJ just wants men and women to leave CJ alone for a while. I'm sick of both of them. :D
CJ's mouth is closed for business. :roll: Maybe a hand can work an odd job or two though. :emot_laughing:
Good luck, Shiela. 8)
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You're the new popular girl around here, honey, it's time for you to step up. :D
Wow, Chirp, you must be tired, what with a long line of un-zipped horny males standing in line outside your boudoir and you passing the baton to Shiela. ;D ;D
CJ just wants men and women to leave CJ alone for a while. I'm sick of both of them. :D
CJ's mouth is closed for business. :roll: Maybe a hand can work an odd job or two though. :emot_laughing:
Good luck, Shiela. 8)
(https://i.postimg.cc/SN0RGLmM/Creamy-Delicious-Bushsqueaker-size-restricted.gif)
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It's nice when the wife initiates the fun. Means she is horny, like you said. Like the eye to eye contact.
She and I like to shake things up a bit from time to time but I must say, last night she was in rare form. 10/10
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(https://i.postimg.cc/SN0RGLmM/Creamy-Delicious-Bushsqueaker-size-restricted.gif)
Hey guys, Shiela is open for business... :emot_kiss:
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No sex though, just manual and oral while we searched the interweb looking at porn. It was a whole lot of fun.
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Yes I did.
Then I did again... and it was delicious
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Stress relief was needed by all involved. 8)
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Stress relief was needed by all involved. 8)
Can you "relieve" me of some stress? ;D ;D
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Stress relief was needed by all involved. 8)
Can you "relieve" me of some stress? ;D ;D
I hear you have to wait in line, that's sounds stressful in itself :emot_laughing:
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Morning wood. More than a tsp. Wife just moaned, while I used her like a Russian sex toy.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/c581289dce3bc1c7617d276d6693182c/tumblr_n92hqproZv1semc6ko1_400.gif)
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Stress relief was needed by all involved. 8)
Can you "relieve" me of some stress? ;D ;D
I hear you have to wait in line, that's sounds stressful in itself :emot_laughing:
You can be front of the lineahead of watcher if all you're gonna do is complain. :roll:
;D
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You can be front of the lineahead of watcher if all you're gonna do is complain. :roll:
;D
Definitely ahead of me. What a view. 8)
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You can be front of the lineahead of watcher if all you're gonna do is complain. :roll:
;D
Definitely ahead of me. What a view. 8)
How about we ditch the line and head over to the hot tub? Sure it's pretty empty with everybody trying to get into the shelter
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You can be front of the lineahead of watcher if all you're gonna do is complain. :roll:
;D
Definitely ahead of me. What a view. 8)
CJ prefers other ways to get wet. 8)
How about we ditch the line and head over to the hot tub? Sure it's pretty empty with everybody trying to get into the shelter
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We can first get wet Chirp's way and then head over to the hot tub.... ;D ;D
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Broke quarantine and went to his house *audible gasp :emot_weird:
Felt guilty I kept saying no to him so after work we went back to his place, and I made it up to him as soon as we got there and then again before we went to bed. If I didn't still have a change of clothes in my car, I'd have left after the first go
Dont worry, dont worry
We washed hands.
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Good way to enjoy the quarantine. And...so great to hear you guys washed your hands after. The new way to practice safe sex.
How much longer will is be before we can take showers again, and not just wash our hands? ???
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Broke quarantine and went to his house *audible gasp :emot_weird:
We washed hands.
Hope more then hands were washed.... ;D ;D
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I told a friend I wasn’t getting any last night, so I made up for it and had a twofer this morning. Good way to start week three of sheltering in.
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Broke quarantine and went to his house *audible gasp :emot_weird:
Felt guilty I kept saying no to him so after work we went back to his place, and I made it up to him as soon as we got there and then again before we went to bed. If I didn't still have a change of clothes in my car, I'd have left after the first go
Dont worry, dont worry
We washed hands.
Driving yesterday my Peruvian brushed lint from my face, and then immediately used sanitizer on her hands. I laughed at her actions and asked, ‘So if we make love tonight, are you going to slather sanitizer all over it first?’ gesturing towards my nether regions. She doubled over with laughter shaking for several minutes, then giggled for a while after.
As for that happening, no. She’s been definitely not in the mood, and I haven’t been pushing it. Hopefully her visit to the gynecologist next month will result in options. I miss my horny Peruvian.
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As for that happening, no. She’s been definitely not in the mood, and I haven’t been pushing it. Hopefully her visit to the gynecologist next month will result in options. I miss my horny Peruvian.
I think the whole Coronavirus thing is fucking with people’s libido. You spend all day in the same spot, day after day... I’d rather fuck a knotty board.
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You spend all day in the same spot, day after day...
(https://i.postimg.cc/Qt4SGqn3/581eac764e03e04766b03197ddde316a-jpeg.jpg)
We both needed it. It was a nice break from the same thing every day.
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I’d rather fuck a knotty board.
I’d rather fuck a naughty broad.
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CJ is too tired, too stressed, and too quietly angry for sex. :roll:
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Thought I was going to, would have been a nice way to end my two days off, but it didn't happen. He actually tied one of my hands to the bed, he doesn't do it often so it was really exciting. But then he did the most disgusting and truly evil things a man can do to a restrained woman. The asshole started tickling me. I can only do so much with one hand tied up and the other fending off his assault. It was awful. He just wouldn't stop and I nearly had myself and accident.
So if anybody here knows about a gun for higher PM me. I may be interested in their services. (But not really)
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He left a hand free? I wouldn’t have.
Meanwhile, the closest I got to sex recently was yesterday. She came to me wearing yellow dish gloves and smelling of bleach from cleaning the bathroom (that I just cleaned 2 days ago, but apparently not well enough). Seems her sweatpants were riding low, and she wanted me to pull them up some. So I nodded from sitting in a kitchen chair. and she turned her back to me. I promptly yanked her pants and panties to her knees, leaned forward and bit her on the ass. She screamed pretty loud, but it was funny.
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Nope. But my sister and her wifey sure did. They needed it more than anyone. We're stressed, but those two are in the middle of this virus shit, dealing with it every day.
So we all made sure they could have some time together.
I do love seeing my sisters wifey after. She always looks like she's the happiest person alive. :D
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CJ is too tired, too stressed, and too quietly angry for sex. :roll:
So, that would be a no? ;D ;D
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Not me. I think March 5th was the last time. Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.
Hmmmm looking at the calendar
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I’m going to get laid tonight. Wifey has been working evenings at the hotel. But she has a day or two off now, so I anticipate there is going to be some Friday on Wednesday. Dr. Weismueller is charging all the toys. I’m tying her to the Sybian also.
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Not me. I think March 5th was the last time. Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.
Hmmmm looking at the calendar
MJ - Dan and you tell the oldest that you are going out for ice cream, then drive to a secluded spot, like you did as teenagers, and your dry spell is over. But don't forget to bring back the ice cream. ;D ;D
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Not me. I think March 5th was the last time. Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.
Hmmmm looking at the calendar
Issue corrected. Was asleep 5 minutes later and slept like a baby.
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Not me. I think March 5th was the last time. Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.
Hmmmm looking at the calendar
Issue corrected. Was asleep 5 minutes later and slept like a baby.
(https://i.postimg.cc/T2VsKNyT/tumblr-842ec01931d6dbdbf58d3134d17f0a34-f76f28fe-500.gif)
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Wifey needed a stress relief. CJ provided. Wifey slept like a baby. Woke up smiling.
8)
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Dan just sat down next to me on the couch and noticed I was on KB. He asked, "Whats the name of that one topic where people post they got lucky?"
I told him "So who got laid last night?"
He said, "Yeah, that one. Will you post in there on my behalf, please?"
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/noNkSZrvaDrXaYcN_3yyC10eVSBlfCi8bAj9h9WcZsWPqEFKOcCeug9FPTWj3FpylIMQDsViIP8QNyXXF6aUusK-0ZdOomtY1OIeUQBAAPwRHYRXxWvYycCwYw)
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Dan just sat down next to me on the couch and noticed I was on KB. He asked, "Whats the name of that one topic where people post they got lucky?"
I told him "So who got laid last night?"
He said, "Yeah, that one. Will you post in there on my behalf, please?"
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/noNkSZrvaDrXaYcN_3yyC10eVSBlfCi8bAj9h9WcZsWPqEFKOcCeug9FPTWj3FpylIMQDsViIP8QNyXXF6aUusK-0ZdOomtY1OIeUQBAAPwRHYRXxWvYycCwYw)
;D
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Dan just sat down next to me on the couch and noticed I was on KB. He asked, "Whats the name of that one topic where people post they got lucky?"
I told him "So who got laid last night?"
He said, "Yeah, that one. Will you post in there on my behalf, please?"
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/noNkSZrvaDrXaYcN_3yyC10eVSBlfCi8bAj9h9WcZsWPqEFKOcCeug9FPTWj3FpylIMQDsViIP8QNyXXF6aUusK-0ZdOomtY1OIeUQBAAPwRHYRXxWvYycCwYw)
Ummm...just wondering? Were you aware that that had happened. :emot_laughing:
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Dan just sat down next to me on the couch and noticed I was on KB. He asked, "Whats the name of that one topic where people post they got lucky?"
I told him "So who got laid last night?"
He said, "Yeah, that one. Will you post in there on my behalf, please?"
Thumbs up to Dan.... 8) Will he elaborate? ;D ;D
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Does phone sex count? Or is that mutual masturbating? Partner assisted masturbation. Well if it doesn't, it sure as hell felt like it should count.
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Does phone sex count? Or is that mutual masturbating? Partner assisted masturbation. Well if it doesn't, it sure as hell felt like it should count.
More research needed to answer your question Shiela. Give me a call and we'll give this more study. ;D
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Wheelchair upstairs last night. 8)
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Does phone sex count? Or is that mutual masturbating? Partner assisted masturbation. Well if it doesn't, it sure as hell felt like it should count.
(https://i.imgur.com/RzDgDmJ.jpg)
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Does phone sex count? Or is that mutual masturbating? Partner assisted masturbation. Well if it doesn't, it sure as hell felt like it should count.
(https://i.imgur.com/RzDgDmJ.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/KvprRyQ7/yes.gif)
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Phone sex is like half a step up from cyber sex. :emot_laughing:
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Phone sex is like half a step up from cyber sex. :emot_laughing:
(https://i.postimg.cc/CLLRvmsR/916-1000.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Phone sex is like half a step up from cyber sex. :emot_laughing:
Dont care, still counts
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Phone sex is like half a step up from cyber sex. :emot_laughing:
Dont care, still counts
(https://i.postimg.cc/YSFj58kg/dgu.gif)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiUjsoMBHfY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiUjsoMBHfY)
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Just a minute mom... Dan needs something.
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You're funny! I will confess to having sex with Dan and answering a call from my dad. ONCE!
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You're funny! I will confess to having sex with Dan and answering a call from my dad. ONCE!
Hmmm...only once? ;D
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You're funny! I will confess to having sex with Dan and answering a call from my dad. ONCE!
I will confess to getting a blow job from my ex-wife while talking to my mom on the phone once upon a time. I got my revenge later that week by eating her pussy while she was on the phone with her mom.
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You're funny! I will confess to having sex with Dan and answering a call from my dad. ONCE!
I will confess to getting a blow job from my ex-wife while talking to my mom on the phone once upon a time. I got my revenge later that week by eating her pussy while she was on the phone with her mom.
One of my exes was very close to her mom and talked with her daily, so we had a little game where I would eat her hoo hoo while she tried to carry on a normal conversation in a normal voice. After a while, I think her mom was in on it also, which only made it more exciting to me.
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CJ once gave a blowjob while the lucky bastard was reading a newspaper. :emot_laughing:
Only took about two minutes. Or less. :roll:
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It was the middle of the night and I felt so comfortable under the covers with Dan curled up against me. I was drifting in and out of sleep. Then I felt Dan move a bit and could feel his erection pressing against my bottom.
"HE IS RISEN," was whispered in my ear.
I removed his arm that was draped over me and moved away.
No, I did not have sex last night.
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It was the middle of the night and I felt so comfortable under the covers with Dan curled up against me. I was drifting in and out of sleep. Then I felt Dan move a bit and could feel his erection pressing against my bottom.
"HE IS RISEN," was whispered in my ear.
I removed his arm that was draped over me and moved away.
No, I did not have sex last night.
Cock tease. :roll:
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Dan:. :aol_poundit: :emot_banghead:
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It was so nice having him over after I got done with work. He had some food for me and then after my shower he gave me a foot massage. We talked and watched some shows and then I fell asleep.
No I did not get laid :facepalm:
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No I did not get laid :facepalm:
I wonder if we had a "So who did not get laid tonight?" thread, if that thread would get more posts... ;D ;D
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No I did not get laid :facepalm:
I wonder if we had a "So who did not get laid tonight?" thread, if that thread would get more posts... ;D ;D
I doubt the board has that much bandwidth to handle all those posts. well, mine anyway. :facepalm:
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Too tired, and no desire for the humpty hump anyway. :roll:
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No I did not get laid :facepalm:
I wonder if we had a "So who did not get laid tonight?" thread, if that thread would get more posts... ;D ;D
I thought we did, but I believe it's called "what ruined your day"
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We were hoping to.
We were planning on it. I showered, laid out lingerie I was going to wear for later, set a couple of candles on the night stand.
The oldest was even taking the other two to her dads house for a 'girls night' so we could have some alone time. Then Dan got the idea to put a big filet mignon on the grill for each of us about 7:30. Two thick beautiful fillets. Some roasted russet potatoes, corn, salad. Wine.
Bad move Dan. Bad move. The last thing I want after a huge meal is sex. He will never learn.
So, in answer to the thread title...... Not Me. But the meal was delicious.
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We were hoping to.
We were planning on it. I showered, laid out lingerie I was going to wear for later, set a couple of candles on the night stand.
The oldest was even taking the other two to her dads house for a 'girls night' so we could have some alone time. Then Dan got the idea to put a big filet mignon on the grill for each of us about 7:30. Two thick beautiful fillets. Some roasted russet potatoes, corn, salad. Wine.
Bad move Dan. Bad move. The last thing I want after a huge meal is sex. He will never learn.
So, in answer to the thread title...... Not Me. But the meal was delicious.
Awwwww. :'(
Wheelchair upstairs. No social distancing of any kind. 8)
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The last thing I want after a huge meal is sex.
Watcher keeps that in mind. ;D ;D
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I did. When the next time is.... ;D ;D
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I did. When the next time is.... ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/VvRRQmfJ/246-1000.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Let me check to see when the next blue moon is :emot_laughing:
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Let me check to see when the next blue moon is :emot_laughing:
Probably a better chance with a blue moon then I would spinning... :facepalm:
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It was un-fucking-believable. One of the best nights
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It was un-fucking-believable. One of the best nights
:emot_clap: :emot_clap: :emot_clap:
So happy for you. ;D
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My hand did all the work instead of my mouth this time. :D
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It was un-fucking-believable. One of the best nights
Sure, rub it in why don't you. Wait. Chirp did rub one in....or out... ;D ;D
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It was un-fucking-believable. One of the best nights
Sure, rub it in why don't you. Wait. Chirp did rub one in....or out... ;D ;D
Head or hand, some part of CJ is always between someones legs.
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Sure, rub it in why don't you. Wait. Chirp did rub one in....or out... ;D ;D
Head or hand, some part of CJ is always between someones legs.
Watcher looks down between his legs. No Chirp. Or any part of her. ;D ;D
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California style last night. And that’s the first time mid-week is way to long.
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California style? ???
What the heck have I been missing out on all these years?
Now it's too late for me. :facepalm:
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California style? ???
What the heck have I been missing out on all these years?
Now it's too late for me. :facepalm:
I didn't know what that meant, either. But I googled it, and according to the Urban Dictionary, it's likely not too late for you:
"A strange form of masturbation where (if right handed) you lift your right leg up and put your right arm underneath your right leg. You then proceed to whack off with your arm underneath your leg. To be done correctly, the inside of your elbow should be rubbing against the bottom of your thigh."
Whatever floats your boat...
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Pretty sure that's what jake did last night after I asked permission to say no. Just wasn't in the mood. Body was willing mind was lost. He really is a sweet guy.
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Been quite a while. Too much stress and fatigue. No wheelchair upstairs either. :facepalm:
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:D
Fireworks. Nuclear detonations. Wheelchair upstairs. 8)
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Happy for you Chirp! :emot_kiss:
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Happy for you Chirp! :emot_kiss:
(https://i.imgur.com/QbeaH3E.gif)
It was desperately needed. So much stress and worry to work out. :roll:
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It was desperately needed. So much stress and worry to work out. :roll:
All you had to do was ask... ;D ;D
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It was desperately needed. So much stress and worry to work out. :roll:
All you had to do was ask... ;D ;D
I guess I forgot while I was... eh, I best not say what went on last night. There's a tissue paper shortage after all. :emot_laughing:
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Mother’s Day. All holes were stretched. Mommy got the 60 ruble whore treatment. She deserved no less.
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I did not. Because of mother's day I had no man for it. Just me and my reliable hand held shower buddy.
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This morning.
We were in bed watching Robin Meade on HLN. I made a comment about how pretty she is. I've known Dan thinks she's pretty for a couple of years. I began talking a little more raunchy about her. Dan was ready to go in about 40 seconds.
He's asleep now.
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Sounds like our lady sheriff rode Dan hard and put him away wet. ;D
Good way to start the day!
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Sounds like our lady sheriff rode Dan hard and put him away wet. ;D
Good way to start the day!
And completely drained if he fell asleep right away. 8)
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This morning.
We were in bed watching Robin Meade on HLN. I made a comment about how pretty she is. I've known Dan thinks she's pretty for a couple of years. I began talking a little more raunchy about her. Dan was ready to go in about 40 seconds.
He's asleep now.
Former Miss Ohio. I was so gobsmacked by her about 10 years ago. Had my TiVo set. LOL.
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California style? ???
What the heck have I been missing out on all these years?
Now it's too late for me. :facepalm:
After doing it in the dark on our Christmas time SoCal holiday, I’ve referred to lights out sex as California style. ;D
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I was hoping for a round two, but he is sound asleep. I'm awake and bored so I figured I'd brag about being conquered a little early.
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The wife has been working the night shift lately, and was complaining that she could not fall asleep this afternoon. So I offered, “I know something that will make you sleepy.“ Three orgasms later, she slept like a baby.
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3, well color me jealous. I wasn't able to get a full round two like I had hoped. He did of course. As the saying goes, I had to take matters into my own hands.
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Storms outside and inside. 8)
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Gods, could I be any more cliché...
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Gods, could I be any more cliché...
I prefer the guilty look...
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Gods, could I be any more cliché...
I prefer the guilty look...
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Except I don't feel guilty for having a good nighttime fuck.
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Except I don't feel guilty for having a good nighttime fuck.
Then you're either not going it right, or you're with the wrong person love :emot_kiss:
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Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break. :roll:
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Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break. :roll:
Does that mean a "no" for tonight? ;D
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Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break. :roll:
Does that mean a "no" for tonight? ;D
Try saying no to a hot blonde and Japanese woman. :roll:
I mean, one of them can't come after me. But the other can. :emot_laughing:
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Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break. :roll:
Does that mean a "no" for tonight? ;D
Try saying no to a hot blonde and Japanese woman. :roll:
I mean, one of them can't come after me. But the other can. :emot_laughing:
And the other will do so while armed, it seems.
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Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break. :roll:
Does that mean a "no" for tonight? ;D
Try saying no to a hot blonde and Japanese woman. :roll:
I mean, one of them can't come after me. But the other can. :emot_laughing:
And the other will do so while armed, it seems.
Usually armed with Japanese curse words. I assume that's what she mumbles when she's mad at me anyway. ;D
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Last night, conversation went something like this:
Mrs W - Wanna fool around?
Me - shocked! Of course.
We begin to cuddle. Her phone rings.
Mrs W - Wait, I need to get this
Me - okay
ten minutes later....
Mrs W - Okay, where were we.....
Her phone rings again...
Mrs W - Let me get this. I will be quick.
Me - okay
Me - woke up in the morning
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Rick...instead of Viagra, you need a supply of NoDoze. :emot_laughing:
Seriously, sorry about that brother. Maybe next time you can turn her phone off without her seeing you.
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Last night, conversation went something like this:
Mrs W - Wanna fool around?
Me - shocked! Of course.
We begin to cuddle. Her phone rings.
Mrs W - Wait, I need to get this
Me - okay
ten minutes later....
Mrs W - Okay, where were we.....
Her phone rings again...
Mrs W - Let me get this. I will be quick.
Me - okay
Me - woke up in the morning
My phone is taken away all the time. I don't argue... don't want to argue ;D
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I have a better chance of having phone sex with Mrs W then actual sex... :'(
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Rick...instead of Viagra, you need a supply of NoDoze. :emot_laughing:
Seriously, sorry about that brother. Maybe next time you can turn her phone off without her seeing you.
Or tell her to turn it off. Switch off yours as well, of course; fair's fair. Then you can both get into ze voopee without unnecessary distraction.
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I have a better chance of having phone sex with Mrs W then actual sex... :'(
Does phone sex count? Or is that mutual masturbating? Partner assisted masturbation. Well if it doesn't, it sure as hell felt like it should count.
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Thank you. Looks promising for tonight. 8)
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Finally. And with no interruptions. 8)
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Day a good amount of the day out in the sun and heat, then spent the evening in bed with just as much heat. :emot_kiss:
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I got laid an hour ago. ;D
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I got laid an hour ago. ;D
An afternoon delight, I take it? 8)
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I got laid an hour ago. ;D
An afternoon delight, I take it? 8)
8)
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...after a bit of a drought because he was a jerk to me two weeks ago.
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Yep MJ, two weeks or even more of no sex when I pull a stunt that Mrs W does not like. Two weeks of the "don't you even dare ask" look.
But make up sex makes up for it. ;D
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Another solo act, but I did get my "little guy" off last night. First time since all our rioting started.
Yes, it felt soooooo good!
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Another solo act, but I did get my "little guy" off last night. First time since all our rioting started.
Yes, it felt soooooo good!
Solo acts sure beat no acts in my book.... ;D ;D
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Waking up this morning at 11:00, I'm quite sure that all my neighbors know his name.
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Waking up this morning at 11:00, I'm quite sure that all my neighbors know his name.
I am guessing your neighbors think his name was God from hearing you yell, Oh god, that feels so good.. 8) :emot_kiss:
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I did. 8) Looks like it was 15 days since the last time. Getting better, but not as often as Chirp... ;D ;D
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I did. 8) Looks like it was 15 days since the last time. Getting better, but not as often as Chirp... ;D ;D
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lol That is how I feel when I hear those precious words from Mrs W - do you want to fool around tonight? ;D ;D
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I did. 8) Looks like it was 15 days since the last time. Getting better, but not as often as Chirp... ;D ;D
The real competition is how many times my mouth has gotten laid. You can't beat that, so don't even try. :roll:
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I did. 8) Looks like it was 15 days since the last time. Getting better, but not as often as Chirp... ;D ;D
The real competition is how many times my mouth has gotten laid. You can't beat that, so don't even try. :roll:
Never even crossed my mind....Does oral count as being laid? It didn't for Clinton, Bill that is. 8)
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I did. 8) Looks like it was 15 days since the last time. Getting better, but not as often as Chirp... ;D ;D
The real competition is how many times my mouth has gotten laid. You can't beat that, so don't even try. :roll:
Never even crossed my mind....Does oral count as being laid? It didn't for Clinton, Bill that is. 8)
CJ's tongue qualifies as a sex toy.
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omg. Again??
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omg. Again??
That's right love
And again this morning. Was rather quick though, didn't want my coffee to get cold. 8)
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omg. Again??
That's right love
And again this morning. Was rather quick though, didn't want my coffee to get cold. 8)
You do have a microwave to reheat the coffee? :emot_kiss:
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omg. Again??
That's right love
And again this morning. Was rather quick though, didn't want my coffee to get cold. 8)
You do have a microwave to reheat the coffee? :emot_kiss:
That would have required me to get put of bed love.
This was easier, and probably quicker than the minute and a half it takes to warm anything up in my microwave :emot_laughing:
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Wow, seems like June is the month of love, and lust.
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Wow, seems like June is the month of love, and lust.
For some, love and lust is year round. 8)
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No, but I happen to know my sister and her wifey had a "take my breath away" kind of evening. :emot_laughing:
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Wow, seems like June is the month of love, and lust.
For some, love and lust is year round. 8)
And some don't have a live in partner. :roll:
when they (meaning me) get a man over for several days, take advantage :emot_kiss:
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No, but I happen to know my sister and her wifey had a "take my breath away" kind of evening. :emot_laughing:
Was someone a voyeur last night? ;D ;D
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Yes. :roll:
And I can always tell my sister nailed Summer when her hair is a mess in the morning and she's "euphoric". :emot_laughing:
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Msslave had fun last night... :emot_penis: 8)
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Msslave had fun last night... :emot_penis: 8)
Yesterday morning, actually. Didn't even wait for a "nooner". :facepalm:
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Congrats. Twice for me also. Must be something in the air.
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8)
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Earlier today. If it had been witnessed by the America's Got Talent judges, Dan would have gotten the golden buzzer.
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Earlier today. If it had been witnessed by the America's Got Talent judges, Dan would have gotten the golden buzzer.
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Wow, has it been two weeks since my last time? ;D
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Wow, has it been two weeks since my last time? ;D
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Wow, has it been two weeks since my last time? ;D
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2 weeks isn't that long. Besides, it makes it better the longer you go without. :D
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Way to go Big Bird. Knew you still had it in your...or was that, "in her". :emot_laughing:
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It had been a while and motivated by a conversation, I gave him a booty call... text anyways
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I kinda sorta view it as I laid him.
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I kinda sorta view it as I laid him.
Still counts. Just because the pipe's going up doesn't mean it isn't getting laid, so to speak.
Please tell me you got flow after installation, though.
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I kinda sorta view it as I laid him.
MJ on top? Fun. ;D
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Old man of the board scored yesterday.
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Old man of the board scored yesterday.
Is your butt ok?
:D
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Old man of the board scored yesterday.
Is your butt ok?
:D
msslave is smiling, so..... ;D
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Yes... butt's fine.
Throat is a bit sore tho'. :facepalm:
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Yes... butt's fine.
Throat is a bit sore tho'. :facepalm:
I have something for your throat.....open wide... :emot_hard:
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Yes... butt's fine.
Throat is a bit sore tho'. :facepalm:
I have something for your throat.....open wide... :emot_hard:
CJ just learned something about you. :emot_laughing:
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Yes... butt's fine.
Throat is a bit sore tho'. :facepalm:
I have something for your throat.....open wide... :emot_hard:
CJ just learned something about you. :emot_laughing:
What? That I'm a slut! No mystery there. :emot_laughing:
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Yes... butt's fine.
Throat is a bit sore tho'. :facepalm:
I have something for your throat.....open wide... :emot_hard:
CJ just learned something about you. :emot_laughing:
What? A helping friend? ;D
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Watcher has a big smile on his face this morning. ;D
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Miracles never cease. Twice in a week! Just like old times again. ;D ;D
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CJ cured wifey of her sexual frustration. She slept like a baby after. 8)
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It started with a very nice massage with a silky smooth cream that was absorbed by my skin. I am going to require a weekly massage after the treatment last night, with our without the post massage love making.
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It started with a very nice massage with a silky smooth cream that was absorbed by my skin. I am going to require a weekly massage after the treatment last night, with our without the post massage love making.
I have found that when I promised Mrs W a massage and just a massage I could never keep that promise. Things just popped up or got out of hand and well, you know.... ;D ;D
Unfortunately, after all these years, when I mention a massage, Mrs W has a million things to do... ;D ;D
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Not really surprised considering your conversation about fantasies and all that. ;)
My dry spell continues
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Not really surprised considering your conversation about fantasies and all that. ;)
My dry spell continues
We can solve that pretty easily.... :emot_kiss:
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Wifey had day off. Kids were at work. So we had a nice long afternoon delight. She had five. I had one, but it was a brain rattler. I’m still dizzy.
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Should start a thread called "involuntary celibacy"
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Oh, and in answer to the topic question.... No, I didn't.
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Oh, and in answer to the topic question.... No, I didn't.
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I'm kind of hoping Dan returns the favor and gives you a show tonight. That I'd like to hear about.
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Like hell MJ didn't. We've discussed this before...self pleasure counts. Putting on a show for another at the same time is extra points.
This could also be cross posted to True Sex Stories by members. Hottest thing I've read in a long time. The visuals will still be in my head when I shower. Yep, extra cleaning needed in the tub. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:
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CJ's mouth got laid. Twice. :roll:
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Like hell MJ didn't. We've discussed this before...self pleasure counts. Putting on a show for another at the same time is extra points.
She also said that phone sex counts, so I dont see how this wouldn't. Sounded to me like it should.
This could also be cross posted to True Sex Stories by members.
I agree here as well. Thought I read someplace that she isnt really a writer. She spelled out what happened extremely well. I could almost feel what I was reading, and in my opinion is the sign of very good writing. Loved it.
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A WOO for MJ for not getting laid last night but doing the next best thing to getting laid... 8) 8) Hot.
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Like hell MJ didn't. We've discussed this before...self pleasure counts. Putting on a show for another at the same time is extra points.
This could also be cross posted to True Sex Stories by members. Hottest thing I've read in a long time. The visuals will still be in my head when I shower. Yep, extra cleaning needed in the tub. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:
Have you posted something and then after the fact thought 'hmmm, why did I just share that with everyone?' That's kinda sorta what I was thinking afterward yesterday. And then again this morning. So, I just deleted it.
And if there was any question about Monday night, well there is no question about last night. Did I ever!!
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I'm sorry you deleted that. It was so well written...not to mention hot.
You're the sheriff tho'. :'(
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Have you posted something and then after the fact thought 'hmmm, why did I just share that with everyone?'
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CJ got two birthday humps. Didn't have to do anything for a change.
Was interesting having a crippled woman do all that work. She has strong arms. ;D
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CJ got two birthday humps. Didn't have to do anything for a change.
Was interesting having a crippled woman do all that work. She has strong arms. ;D
:emot_shades:
Sure, rub it in. Most get one hump for their birthdays.... ;D ;D
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I'm sorry you deleted that. It was so well written...not to mention hot.
You're the sheriff tho'. :'(
I second what msslave said. Well written and hot. 8)
If the Sheriff wants to get laid....the Sheriff gets laid. ;D
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CJ got two birthday humps. Didn't have to do anything for a change.
Was interesting having a crippled woman do all that work. She has strong arms. ;D
:emot_shades:
Sure, rub it in. Most get one hump for their birthdays.... ;D ;D
Rub indeed. :emot_laughing:
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Have you posted something and then after the fact thought 'hmmm, why did I just share that with everyone?'
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Yep, you're right. The bravest girl on here with her 500th & 1000th post and all I took down were some words. I'll repost it.
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Have you posted something and then after the fact thought 'hmmm, why did I just share that with everyone?'
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Yep, you're right. The bravest girl on here with her 500th & 1000th post and all I took down were some words. I'll repost it.
It was a very sexy telling, but if you don't feel comfortable, don't repost it.
Was looking through my posts, embarrassment and regret hung heavy, so I took down all the photos I posted. At least I hope I got them all.
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Oh crap...now look what Jules started. :facepalm:
OK... everyone has to do what's best for themselves.
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Oh crap...now look what Jules started. :facepalm:
OK... everyone has to do what's best for themselves.
Oh gosh, wasn't her fault. I had felt like a complete idiot right after posting 1000 I think I deleted that picture the next day.
And to stay on topic. My lack of having a man continues.
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Oh gosh, wasn't her fault. I had felt like a complete idiot right after posting 1000 I think I deleted that picture the next day.
And to stay on topic. My lack of having a man continues.
Lil Ricky photo is staying... ;D ;D
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Yep, you're right. The bravest girl on here with her 500th & 1000th post and all I took down were some words. I'll repost it.
Saved to the Permanent CollectionTM. :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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It was marvelous... 8)
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Waiting on the MJ style details love. :emot_kiss:
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Damn... fireworks! Just like in the movies from the fifties.
For the "kids" here... back before things got explicit, they used fireworks to indicate hot sex was taking place.
A couple would start to kiss then... fireworks filled the screen. ;D
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Waiting on the MJ style details love. :emot_kiss:
Hard to top her details... :emot_kiss:
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Damn... fireworks! Just like in the movies from the fifties.
For the "kids" here... back before things got explicit, they used fireworks to indicate hot sex was taking place.
A couple would start to kiss then... fireworks filled the screen. ;D
Who can forget...
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I thought it was a bunch of things, a rocket taking off, a train going into a tunnel, an oil rig pumping, volcanic eruptions, then fireworks
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I thought it was a bunch of things, a rocket taking off, a train going into a tunnel, an oil rig pumping, volcanic eruptions, then fireworks
I like your vivid imagination. Think we experienced all that last night. And it was Love, American Style. ;D ;D
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I thought it was a bunch of things, a rocket taking off, a train going into a tunnel, an oil rig pumping, volcanic eruptions, then fireworks
I like your vivid imagination. Think we experienced all that last night. And it was Love, American Style. ;D ;D
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I may be a tad older then most here but I don't need directions to certain parts of the female anatomy just yet.... ;D
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CJ got mega super duper gloriously laid last night with someone I am not married to.
And it was incredible and I don't regret it. ;D Not one bit.
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CJ got mega super duper gloriously laid last night with someone I am not married to.
And it was incredible and I don't regret it. ;D Not one bit.
I need a new scorecard, CJ. Just ran out of room with the old one... ;D ;D
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CJ got mega super duper gloriously laid last night with someone I am not married to.
And it was incredible and I don't regret it. ;D Not one bit.
I need a new scorecard, CJ. Just ran out of room with the old one... ;D ;D
8)
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I will say 21 August. Think I will hear her screams all the way to Chicago... :emot_kiss:
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Darn. I thought the bartender at last night's pool party, hosted by our Sheriff, would have stopped mixing drinks for a bit and, you know.... ;D ;D
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CJ's mouth got laid twice again. :D
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Darn. I thought the bartender at last night's pool party, hosted by our Sheriff, would have stopped mixing drinks for a bit and, you know.... ;D ;D
It's 11:45PM the following day and I still have a headache.
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die.
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Wifey was watching retarded blonde titty streamers on twitch because I told her my little brother has been doing that. :roll:
This retarded blonde paid for it. :roll:
:D
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Darn. I thought the bartender at last night's pool party, hosted by our Sheriff, would have stopped mixing drinks for a bit and, you know.... ;D ;D
It's 11:45PM the following day and I still have a headache.
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die.
Wait. You don't remember what you did that night in the hot tub? Well, far be it for me to say except that was one hell of a show you put on.... ;D
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Darn. I thought the bartender at last night's pool party, hosted by our Sheriff, would have stopped mixing drinks for a bit and, you know.... ;D ;D
It's 11:45PM the following day and I still have a headache.
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die.
Wait. You don't remember what you did that night in the hot tub? Well, far be it for me to say except that was one hell of a show you put on.... ;D
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Wait. You don't remember what you did that night in the hot tub? Well, far be it for me to say except that was one hell of a show you put on.... ;D
I always put on a show, honey. Back in my singing days, you couldn't get the microphone out of my hand when there was karaoke going on. That's one of the things I miss most. My god, I was such a good singer. Well, at least the tequila bottle told me I was a good singer.
With my voice gone, I put on a show on the dance floor. There might have even been this one time in the past few years dancing up on the bar.
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Singing and dancing up on the bar? Were you in Coyote Ugly? ;D ;D
Or was that at you know who's bachelor party? 8)
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DurangoDan did.
We moved his daughter into college yesterday. What a LONG DAY. Arrived at the school at 11am. Moved her in. The room was hotter than heck. We helped her roomie move in 3 hours later. By the time everything was organized and just right, we all went to dinner. After that we went to a store to get her some more storage for the dorm room, along with some food, milk, fruit, etc. Back to the dorm we went. And we finally left at 10pm. We have a 2-1/2 hour drive and Dan and I are both wiped out. Well, I don't drive at night. I don't like to.
About half way home, Dan mentions how tired he is. I had him pull over in a rest area. He thought I was going to drive. I told him to get his short down. He liked that idea better than me driving.
We pulled back on to the interstate as I fondled him. I took my time, no rush, I had to help him stay awake for another hour and a half. I just fondled, stroked and tickled. Finally he said, "Boy, I'm really tired Jules. You better do something to help me stay awake." hahaha.
Okay, the Dodge Durango is the worst to try and lean over the center console. My ribs are still sore from leaning over it. I took my time. When he'd get close, I'd sit up in my seat and just play with him some more. I stretched it out for 1 hour and 15 minutes. We were almost home so I was going to wrap this thing up.
This is where chaos happens. When his O came, I tried swallowing the first spurt. It made me cough. And cough, and cough. After I spit what was in my mouth in his lap, I sat up and kept coughing. Sperm spittle ended up all over his front window on the passenger side along with dashboard. Meanwhile, he's continuing to flow his semen all over himself, between his legs, on his seats.. He's yelling for me to get a napkin, but I'm still coughing and trying to catch my breath. What a scene it was. What a mess it was. We got home and I just went in the house.
He'll be cleaning his car this morning when he gets up.
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An hour and a half of teasing him, no wonder he nearly killed you with his O :emot_weird:
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Dang Jules...what a trooper, keeping Dan awake on a long drive. Guess you'll need some time in the hot tub for your ribs. I can help with a massage. ;D
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Dang Jules...what a trooper, keeping Dan awake on a long drive. Guess you'll need some time in the hot tub for your ribs. I can help with a massage. ;D
You heard MissB - No boys, think she meant men, allowed. ;D ;D
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Details girl...we want details!
After all we held your hand through the "drought".
BTW... happy for you. :emot_kiss:
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Details girl...we want details!
After all we held your hand through the "drought".
BTW... happy for you. :emot_kiss:
That wasn't her hand I was holding.... ;D
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I haven't gotten "laid" in a while. :D
But now with cooler nights, mating season is about to kick in. I've already been harassed a couple times today. By two different people. :roll:
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I haven't gotten "laid" in a while. :D
But now with cooler nights, mating season is about to kick in. I've already been harassed a couple times today. By two different people. :roll:
Mating season? Isn't that usually in the spring? ;D
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Post-menopausal hormone supplements finally kicked in and drought is over. I’m not used to exercising such patience, but I did.
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Post-menopausal hormone supplements finally kicked in and drought is over. I’m not used to exercising such patience, but I did.
And while on the road. Even better. The return trip back could be fun. How many states can you get laid in? WOO!
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I did! We went to our favorite spot by the river again. Not sure how much longer we can do this before the weather gets too cold, but we got a nice fire going. We didn't get as much pissing action in as we would have liked, but I fucked her ass pretty good. She said she wanted to feel it for the next few days, and I think I accomplished that. :aol_anal:
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I did! We went to our favorite spot by the river again. Not sure how much longer we can do this before the weather gets too cold, but we got a nice fire going. We didn't get as much pissing action in as we would have liked, but I fucked her ass pretty good. She said she wanted to feel it for the next few days, and I think I accomplished that. :aol_anal:
Congrats!
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So Dan knows a bike ride will lead to a massage for a sore butt that will lead to yadda yadda yadda. Nice. I see many bike rides in the near future for the both of you. 8)
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Dan's momma didn't raise no fools! ;D
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CJ's mouth did. Twice.
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CJ's mouth did. Twice.
:emot_laughing:
I know something of yours that isn't tired ....or sore... ;D ;D
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CJ's mouth did. Twice.
:emot_laughing:
I know something of yours that isn't tired ....or sore... ;D ;D
Nothing on me isn't tired and sore. :facepalm:
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For the second time this month I’ve been accused of ‘putting something in her drink’. If I had access to such a magical pharmakinetic substance, I’d be putting it in her drink and food every day.
I did put something in her drink. Bacardi. Perhaps the 3rd high ball of Bacardi after we shared a bottle of Grenache at dinner did the trick.
https://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=72332.0
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For the second time this month I’ve been accused of ‘putting something in her drink’. If I had access to such a magical pharmakinetic substance, I’d be putting it in her drink and food every day.
I did put something in her drink. Bacardi. Perhaps the 3rd high ball of Bacardi after we shared a bottle of Grenache at dinner did the trick.
https://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=72332.0
So what made her say that? Was she aroused, or was she just feeling light headed?
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Extremely aroused. That’s just been rare since the onset of menopause. I’m told to be patient. For me, I’ve been extraordinarily patient.
A weekly patch on her arm and a pill in her pussy twice a week could also finally be working. Well, that and Bacardi.
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Oh yes I did.
multigasm
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Me too, but not that good. Congrats
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Me too, but not that good. Congrats
As long as it was good. Right back'atcha
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Sex is like pizza. Even if it's not great, it's still OK. ;D
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My pillow did!
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My pillow did!
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My pillow lies there in breathless expectation and never complains.
....and I just turn the wet spot underneath and ready for the next one.
How do i get a pic of Remy La Croix printed on it?
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CJ hasn't had sex for a very long time. My mouth was doing all the work. I had absolutely no desire for it.
Till last night. I won't go into details, but I owe someone for fixing CJ. Then CJ fixed two other people who now can't wipe the smile off their gorgeous faces. ;D
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Hot, fast session yesterday afternoon.
If I could WOO myself, I would. It'd been too long.
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Hot, fast session yesterday afternoon.
If I could WOO myself, I would. It'd been too long.
You’re woo’d.
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Congrats to CJ and msslave for putting smiles on the faces of others and themselves. Love those afternoon delights. 8)
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Predictable joke incoming
If I could WOO myself, I would.
That is what I do when I DON'T get laid.
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Ooops...guess I was guilty of shamelessly promoting a WOO for myself. :facepalm:
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Predictable joke incoming
If I could WOO myself, I would.
That is what I do when I DON'T get laid.
Wooubating?
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Wonderful...a new word in the KB dictionary. :emot_laughing:
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Yep.
More like early evening.
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It has been a while, but last night made up for it. 8)
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It has been a while, but last night made up for it. 8)
Lucky you! You ol' dog bird!
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It has been a while, but last night made up for it. 8)
Lucky you! You ol' dog bird!
This old eagle can still "rise" to the occasion when called upon. 8)
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So happy to be posting here. It’s been so long
1am, 4am, 8 am
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So happy to be posting here. It’s been so long
1am, 4am, 8 am
I'm guessing those times are your hydration breaks?
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The long answer…
Inspired by visual stimulation I was in a state of wanting.
I sent out a text. It was a simple text, a silly one, even slightly stupid, but it was effective.
Made sure it was him when he knocked on my door. I answered it in my polka dotted bathrobe and nothing else. I left it open to leave absolute nothing to the imagination. He smiled when he came into my apartment and when the door closed, I took a brief moment to shrug my robe off and I was on him. I kissed him while I undid his pants. Did I mention I hate belts? They’re not difficult, just time consuming, and annoying to deal with. However, with me so eager success was quick. I was happy to feel that he was already excited.
He was enjoying it, but I wanted to recreate what was tumbling around in my head all afternoon. I get it, I surprised him and I know he can’t read my mind, so with a quick guiding hand, I was got his hand and fingers in the right spot. I could only hope that we looked as good as what I was imagining. Anybody who has ever made a video, may know that reality isn’t always as sexy. Didn’t matter at he time though.
It was fun to play around like that, but it was far past time to get serious. We made out was back to my bedroom when he said he had been watching a football game. I don’t have my TV set up to watch regular channels, buy I can bring it up on my tablet. So after a small break where he protested that I didn’t have to, I had my tablet streaming Monday night football. Set the tablet on the table and him on the couch. I spoke very few words other than it was ok. I wanted to please him and this was a fun way of doing it. I don’t even know if he saw anything of the game. Every time I looked up from my spot between his legs his head was laying back. Normally I would use both hands and my mouth on his monster but I used one hand for him and one for me and kept us both stimulated.
I Didn’t stay there for long. When I’ve got that hungry void inside me that only one thing can fill I don’t dawdle for too long. So just like the first time I straddled him and slowly worked my was down his length. It always goes slow with him, it has to, otherwise there is a lot of wincing and grunting on my part and I wanted this to look and feel as sexy as I could. The noise of the game in the background had added a little different feel to it, but for somebody like me it made it just a little sexier. Gave it that “serving my man" feel as well.
I rode him slow and steady. His hands kept moving around my body. When he would grab my butt his mouth would work on my breasts. He would grin them when we kissed. That charge built stronger and stronger as time passed. Having a man inside me always made me feel whole, like something that had been missing is finally in it’s right place, and there is a certain moment where it feels like it… clicks. That special spot or motion that when done perfectly, unleashes that surge, and it was ugly. I grimaced, and shook because my body lost its damn mind. I panted and groaned like an animal. Almost crawled over the back of the couch. The worst of it was he again didn’t finish. Enduring over sensitivity I squirmed a lot during his final moments inside me. And as always, I let him finish how and wherever he wanted.
I cleaned up and he watched Chicago lose.
She short answer…
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;D ;D
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Yes
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The GROWLER has been fed... ;D ;D
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CJ's mouth gets laid constantly.
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Damn Shiela...so hot!
I remember being young and responsive. :facepalm:
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See, Jules. Something good always comes out of a crisis. ;D ;D
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I got laid too, but you don't see me bragging about it. :roll:
;D
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I got laid too, but you don't see me bragging about it. :roll:
;D
Well maybe you should, about time somebody around here some action.
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I got laid too, but you don't see me bragging about it. :roll:
;D
Just because you get laid pretty much every day.... ;D ;D
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I got laid too, but you don't see me bragging about it. :roll:
;D
Just because you get laid pretty much every day.... ;D ;D
My mouth does. :roll:
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hahah CG, nope not bragging about it. Just has been a while. Was just happy to finally post here.
Oh, and I got laid last night too. Or maybe it could better be described as I laid him.
First a little of this while he enjoyed a glass of wine.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg538182#msg538182
Then a little of this
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg538615#msg538615
The grand finale was this
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg544880#msg544880
And I woke up this morning like this.
https://i.imgur.com/GAKA3NW.jpg
Dan said I should win an Oscar for my performance last night.
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OK...judging from the illustrated story, I'm giving your performance 4 Oscars!!!!
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hahah CG, nope not bragging about it. Just has been a while. Was just happy to finally post here.
Oh, and I got laid last night too. Or maybe it could better be described as I laid him.
First a little of this while he enjoyed a glass of wine.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg538182#msg538182
Then a little of this
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg538615#msg538615
The grand finale was this
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg544880#msg544880
And I woke up this morning like this.
https://i.imgur.com/GAKA3NW.jpg
Dan said I should win an Oscar for my performance last night.
You had me at wine.... 8) 8) Will there be three in a row tonight? ;D
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My mouth got laid. In two different places. 8)
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My mouth got laid. In two different places. 8)
Your mouth was in two different places? ;D ;D
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My mouth got laid. In two different places. 8)
Your mouth was in two different places? ;D ;D
Two different people. I now realize I could have implied something else. One of which I do not do. Ever! :emot_laughing:
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Perhaps I’m jumping the gun here, it does say “last night.” ;D ;D ;D
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No, but my little brothers mom says she hasn't gotten laid since the most evil person I've ever known put my brother into her.
CJ would really like to relieve her of that burden. 8)
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No, but my little brothers mom says she hasn't gotten laid since the most evil person I've ever known put my brother into her.
CJ would really like to relieve her of that burden. 8)
Then will tonight be the night? 8)
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No, but my little brothers mom says she hasn't gotten laid since the most evil person I've ever known put my brother into her.
CJ would really like to relieve her of that burden. 8)
Then will tonight be the night? 8)
No. But I'll get her. Maybe she'll be CJ's Xmas gift. 8)
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No, but my little brothers mom says she hasn't gotten laid since the most evil person I've ever known put my brother into her.
CJ would really like to relieve her of that burden. 8)
Then will tonight be the night? 8)
No. But I'll get her. Maybe she'll be CJ's Xmas gift. 8)
Now that is a gift I could enjoy.. 8)
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No, but my little brothers mom says she hasn't gotten laid since the most evil person I've ever known put my brother into her.
CJ would really like to relieve her of that burden. 8)
Then will tonight be the night? 8)
No. But I'll get her. Maybe she'll be CJ's Xmas gift. 8)
Now that is a gift I could enjoy.. 8)
Evil as my father is, he did knock up gorgeous women. :roll:
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:D
"Wow!"
8)
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I have carpet burns on my face. My nipples are sore, my jaw is sore, my ass.....well pooping should be markedly easier today at least. My hoo ha is so tingly I had to switch to a pair of panties that are so old their elastic just leave them hanging, and thus leave my kibbly bits unrubbed.
It will be a a skirt day.
I have zero idea how I am going to get all of my cum out of my husband's dress belt; he will recognize the smell even if not recently, and he knows he didn't do it.
For the record, when a woman says she is going to put all of you to use, and makes you wait an entire week for it, she will have plans.
I don't think I will even be able to play with myself for days.
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Wow, you were laid and then some. Fun. Glad both husband and you enjoyed it.
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Good going Shiela. Hope you rode him like the lady in that gif.
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Some one has a bright smile on their face today. Nice.
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I have carpet burns on my face. My nipples are sore, my jaw is sore, my ass.....well pooping should be markedly easier today at least. My hoo ha is so tingly I had to switch to a pair of panties that are so old their elastic just leave them hanging, and thus leave my kibbly bits unrubbed.
It will be a a skirt day.
I have zero idea how I am going to get all of my cum out of my husband's dress belt; he will recognize the smell even if not recently, and he knows he didn't do it.
For the record, when a woman says she is going to put all of you to use, and makes you wait an entire week for it, she will have plans.
I don't think I will even be able to play with myself for days.
Leather cleaner will deal with the belt. Won't he notice the rug burns on your face?
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I have carpet burns on my face. My nipples are sore, my jaw is sore, my ass.....well pooping should be markedly easier today at least. My hoo ha is so tingly I had to switch to a pair of panties that are so old their elastic just leave them hanging, and thus leave my kibbly bits unrubbed.
It will be a a skirt day.
I have zero idea how I am going to get all of my cum out of my husband's dress belt; he will recognize the smell even if not recently, and he knows he didn't do it.
For the record, when a woman says she is going to put all of you to use, and makes you wait an entire week for it, she will have plans.
I don't think I will even be able to play with myself for days.
Leather cleaner will deal with the belt. Won't he notice the rug burns on your face?
. Luckily my reputation as a klutz made my blush misinterpreted as embarrassment about accident. Used leather shoe cleaner on belt. Now it is lemony not pussy.
He did notice
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. Luckily my reputation as a klutz made my blush misinterpreted as embarrassment about accident. Used leather shoe cleaner on belt. Now it is lemony not pussy.
He did notice
Good save!
If any of my belts start smelling lemony, I'm going to give my wife a good spanking on general principles.
Incidentally, what would the punishment be if he caught you? Is this a "He'd have a good laugh at me, and I'd be so embarrassed" kind of thing or a "They'd never find my body" kind of thing?
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. Luckily my reputation as a klutz made my blush misinterpreted as embarrassment about accident. Used leather shoe cleaner on belt. Now it is lemony not pussy.
He did notice
Good save!
If any of my belts start smelling lemony, I'm going to give my wife a good spanking on general principles.
Incidentally, what would the punishment be if he caught you? Is this a "He'd have a good laugh at me, and I'd be so embarrassed" kind of thing or a "They'd never find my body" kind of thing?
Or worse, a "I saw in his eyes as his trust vanished, and his heart broke as his soul screamed in agony," kind of thin?
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. Luckily my reputation as a klutz made my blush misinterpreted as embarrassment about accident. Used leather shoe cleaner on belt. Now it is lemony not pussy.
He did notice
Good save!
If any of my belts start smelling lemony, I'm going to give my wife a good spanking on general principles.
Incidentally, what would the punishment be if he caught you? Is this a "He'd have a good laugh at me, and I'd be so embarrassed" kind of thing or a "They'd never find my body" kind of thing?
Or worse, a "I saw in his eyes as his trust vanished, and his heart broke as his soul screamed in agony," kind of thin?
Honestly? I think in the way an arthritic man looked upon the garden upon which he used to lavish so much time and joy, which had become overgrown and sad, now finally tended well, and quietly let go guilt for not being able to do a duty once quite dear.
I love my husband. I would never leave my husband, but life is cruel, and frequently does not kill us all in one blow, but steals from us in a series of cruelties. I can't and won't ever let him know I miss what he can't provide anymore through no choice of his own.
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I can't and won't ever let him know I miss what he can't provide anymore through no choice of his own.
Not surprisingly, MJ knows the right of it. You're a good woman. Keep loving and taking care of that man.
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Yep. She came twice. I didn't. I am satisfied.
Sex at 60 seems way more complicated than 55, and it's not just the aches and pains. She's having problems. I've started to have problems. At first, I thought I was just being turned off by her abrupt drop in responsiveness, but it's more than that. Now, she's getting hormone treatments, so I'm hopeful. Nothing noticable yet, she reports. Maybe I need hormone treatments as well.
I need to get into a gym or dojo again! In my area, gyms are open, because the people in this state are batshit crazy, and understandably Covid-19 is raging here. I'm not going to set foot in one until I can get vaccinated. I need a gym because I am terminally lazy by temperment, a quality that has generally served me ably throughout my life, but it means that I need a dom or preferably a domme to tell me what to do down to the last push-up, punch, or kick for me to get it done. I have a heavy bag here at the house, but it has received practically zero attention these last few months.
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Sex at 60 seems way more complicated than 55, and it's not just the aches and pains. She's having problems. I've started to have problems. At first, I thought I was just being turned off by her abrupt drop in responsiveness, but it's more than that. Now, she's getting hormone treatments, so I'm hopeful. Nothing noticable yet, she reports. Maybe I need hormone treatments as well.
It doesn't get any easier when nearing 70. More aches, pains and internal issues no matter how much exercise you do. Hope the treatments work.
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Stride of Pride
After the game, I went to his place to discuss the little wager we had. Since the score was 55, it was a push, so neither of us won, so he gets to keep his ringtone. He picked under and he had almost won.
Stuck around, had a drink, and then stuck around for the rest of the night, and we both won :emot_kiss:
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Packers win and you get laid. Sounds like a great Sunday to me. 8)
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Shouldn't his dick be a little higher up if the Packers won?
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Shouldn't his dick be a little higher up if the Packers won?
Looking at her face, I'd say it's right on target.
We're both packers fans, him devoted, me fare weather, but since neither one of us wanted to bet on the lions, we did the over under bet.
If I won, I got to pick his ringtone.
If he won, movies. All the lord of rings. Only ever saw part of the first one.
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Ringtone? Lord of the Rings? I was thinking something along the line of the winner gets their preferred sexual position.... 8) 8)
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Ringtone? Lord of the Rings? I was thinking something along the line of the winner gets their preferred sexual position.... 8) 8)
All he needs to do is say it. Request or command, and it will be done. He had already mention road head, I just haven't ridden in his truck yet.
Was hoping to post in here again tomorrow morning after a good night sleep in that amazing bed, but he said he'll be out late with Monday football, and then going straight to bed after. He's gotta work in the morning.
I was going to make his ringtone sex related if that makes you feel better.
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While waiting to oblige him with some road head, practice does make perfect... 8) 8)
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While waiting to oblige him with some road head, practice does make perfect... 8) 8)
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Wanna know what it was like?
https://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=66756.msg591811#msg591811
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So happy for you. Thanks for the link to the graphic gif.
Nice to see you in action. ;D
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Deja F#$%ing Vu 8)
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Why is it other people get to cool and my special moments go all special needs?
Go to get up after having my Christmas bells rung so hard I was seeing reindeer and my cum wobbly legs combined with my heels to roll my right ankle and spilled me in a heap into her end table.
My loving mistress breaks into outright laughter and has to sit down.
"Oh my god, I shouldn't have told you I was going to fuck you so hard you couldn't walk out. I didn't expect you to take it literally. "
Cool? Nope. Ten seconds from mature sexual dynamo to embarrassed 14 year old klutz. FML.
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Hmmmm...sounds like a Merry Christmas. ;D
There might be a story idea there. Will be watching for it. :emot_laughing:
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If anybody was wondering why I prefer flats to heels... your Vixin has your answer gentlemen.
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While in Florida, Dan and I had one day where we had about 7 hours to ourselves as the oldest drove the two younger ones to KeyWest for the day to souvenir shop, enjoy the beach, and to watch the sunset.
7 fun-filled GLORIOUS hours.
Confession: I brought along a viagra pill for Dan to keep things interesting. And it worked very well.
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As somebody used to say. I didn't get laid, but my mouth did.
We drove to Green Bay and went sledding, and ice skating. Had some hot chocolate with baileys and a few other drinks. Went back to his truck about 11:45. He put on his heated seats, and took down his pants. FYI knit caps may get a little warm, but are great for keeping the hair out of your face.
Long story short, I did not get a midnight kiss. The fireworks where going off above lambeau field, and in my mouth. The clock on the dash said 12:01 when I swallowed. Perhaps he had the first orgams of 2021... in our timezone anyways.
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Yes...Yes...Yes!!!
My kinda fireworks. Way to bring in the New Year Shiela. ;D
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Yes I did, and he's getting more vocal and demanding. I told him about that funny swearing show on netflix, and he came over to watch it. We were just starting the second episode when he told me, didn't ask if I would, just straight up told me to "suck his dick" I was quite eager to please to say the least.
That was just the beginning
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Good girl! I'd react the same as you. ;D
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Good girl!
Aaannd now I want to give you the same treatment I gave him
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And I was being such a gentleman. Now I know to say those three magic words.... ;D ;D
But, hey, it worked and you had a great night last night. Fun.
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Got the out-of-town in-laws out of town, so... yada yada yada
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Got the out-of-town in-laws out of town, so... yada yada yada
The fun part would have been to do it while the in-laws were there... 8) 8)
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Just kidding, I dont think BIG Ben is a fan of that, and I'm glad for it. I don't think I'd enjoy it much from him.
However, we did have sex. Right in the vagina, and I enjoyed it immensely :emot_kiss:
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Got the out-of-town in-laws out of town, so... yada yada yada
The fun part would have been to do it while the in-laws were there... 8) 8)
Well, we did have another house guest this weekend and Dan and I were nice and quiet at 3am in the morning.
The house guest left at noon today. Long story about who it was, so I won't get into that, but I laugh when I think about her being right upstairs and me riding cowgirl on Dan.
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Our Sheriff went for a ride last night..... 8) 8)
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Rode him hard and put him away wet...so I heard. :emot_laughing:
So nice to hear ppl out there are having sex.
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He came over around ten last night, sat on my couch looking defeated. Said he wasnt in the mood, I sat on his lap and whispered to him, "pretend I'm Brandy's wife, get revenge."
I can still feel his fingers at my neck, my everything below the navel is soar, and I think he even called me Gisele once.
I won big time
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He came over around ten last night, sat on my couch looking defeated. Said he wasnt in the mood, I sat on his lap and whispered to him, "pretend I'm Brandy's wife, get revenge."
I can still feel his fingers at my neck, my everything below the navel is soar, and I think he even called me Gisele once.
I won big time
What guy in his right mind would not be "in the mood" sitting on the couch with you? Glad you put him in the right mood.
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Yes, yes I did...yesterday morning. Been a long dry stretch since September.
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Well I started caressing her tits and kissing her, worked my way down to her pussy and started eating her. I made her get on all fours and fucked her til I filled her with my cum.
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Yes, yes I did...yesterday morning. Been a long dry stretch since September.
Wait.. Since September how the fuck does someone keep their sanity and do that?!?!
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Yes, yes I did...yesterday morning. Been a long dry stretch since September.
Wait.. Since September how the fuck does someone keep their sanity and do that?!?!
I keep things well in hand :facepalm:
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Yes, yes I did...yesterday morning. Been a long dry stretch since September.
Yay! That deserves a woo.
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Kevin Woo
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Yes, yes I did...yesterday morning. Been a long dry stretch since September.
Yay! That deserves a woo.
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Kevin Woo
Oooo...that's the cutest Woo I've ever received. When will Kevin get here. :emot_laughing:
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Yes, yes I did...yesterday morning. Been a long dry stretch since September.
Wait.. Since September how the fuck does someone keep their sanity and do that?!?!
I keep things well in hand :facepalm:
That doesn't give me the mental rehabilitation that I need.. Lol
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I was feeling a bit randy so I called, he invited me over, and it was fantastic. Then I find out he has the week off, so no rush in the morning. I spent the night in his oh so comfy bed, woke up, he brought me coffee, had a shower and then another fantastic repeat.
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Ahhh...youth. I can kina remember :facepalm:
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It's heading towards the end of summer here in the antipodeans. We spent yesterday, a muggy 30c day, naked out around the pool, with an iced bottle of prosecco & a bottle of Pinot Noir for rehydration purposes. Lots of touchy feely in the pool got us both worked up so we set up the sex swing & the fem spent some time hanging around getting poked. We both still horny after our afternoon workout so after dinner & some porn on the big screen we went to bed, lots of oral & fucked again.
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Tampa 31, Kansas 9
Is it wrong that I was calling my husband 'Tommy' last night while we made love?
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I guess a lot would depend on Dan being a Brady fan too. If so, you'd be ok. Just so he doesn't spike the ball at the end. :emot_laughing:
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Tampa 31, Kansas 9
Is it wrong that I was calling my husband 'Tommy' last night while we made love?
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Tampa 31, Kansas 9
Is it wrong that I was calling my husband 'Tommy' last night while we made love?
Would it be wrong if he called you Giselle? ^-^
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Tampa 31, Kansas 9
Is it wrong that I was calling my husband 'Tommy' last night while we made love?
Would it be wrong if he called you Giselle? ^-^
He can risk it if he dares, but between you and I..........I would Lorena Bobbitt him.
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Would it be wrong if he called you Giselle? ^-^
He can risk it if he dares, but between you and I..........I would Lorena Bobbitt him.
Well, there you go, mon cherie. I think you just answered your own question. :-*
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Yesterday morning. Really gotta work on it requiring a holiday about romance to finally get that. At least I got a birthday coming up.
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Yesterday morning. Really gotta work on it requiring a holiday about romance to finally get that. At least I got a birthday coming up.
We celebrated Valentine's Day in bed very very early yesterday morning. In the middle of the night, I had changed into some red satin lingerie. When he woke up about 4am and discovered I wasn't in my tank top, he started to investigate in the dark with his hands.
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He called and I didn't answer so he left a message basically asking if I wanted to do something last night.
Hell yes I want to do something. I want to strip him bare. I want to run my fingers and tongue across ever muscle in his body. I want to please and service him like no other woman. I want him to release his pleasure into the deepest region of my body.
Sent him a text, "no thanks, maybe later"
So difficult for me to say no. I want to scream.
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He called and I didn't answer so he left a message basically asking if I wanted to do something last night.
Hell yes I want to do something. I want to strip him bare. I want to run my fingers and tongue across ever muscle in his body. I want to please and service him like no other woman. I want him to release his pleasure into the deepest region of my body.
Sent him a text, "no thanks, maybe later"
So difficult for me to say no. I want to scream.
Why not my dear?
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Why not my dear?
Hes been blowing me off the last couple days, and apparently everybody is unanimous about thinking I've been acting too desperate or being too easy.
So I'm doing as they suggest, and making him come beg for it.
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wasn't my suggestion. "bird in the hand"
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Hes been blowing me off the last couple days, and apparently everybody is unanimous about thinking I've been acting too desperate or being too easy.
So I'm doing as they suggest, and making him come beg for it.
Based on your last couple posts here, it seems to be working?
Since I have only been laid once so far this year, I’m probably not the best person to give advice, but here goes. Tell him everything you’ve said in these last couple posts. You’re not happy about being blown off lately and that’s why you blew him off. Then say what you said here:
Hell yes I want to do something. I want to strip him bare. I want to run my fingers and tongue across ever muscle in his body. I want to please and service him like no other woman. I want him to release his pleasure into the deepest region of my body.
wasn't my suggestion. "bird in the hand"
Not sure her hand is where she wants his bird.
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Got taken advantage of...used hard and enjoyed every moment.
In case I wasn't clear, in answer to the topic's question...YES I DID!!! ;D
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Stopped by early this morning, hoping for a posting in this thread. I needed some juicy reading this morning.
I’m going to work a big cock shaped dildo up my ass tonight, and bust my nut.
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Stopped by early this morning, hoping for a posting in this thread. I needed some juicy reading this morning.
And I thought I would see a comment by you after your time spent up at the cottage... 8) 8)
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Ummm... what happens at the cottage stays at the cottage. ;D
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Ummm... what happens at the cottage stays at the cottage. ;D
You mean a worn out Dan? ;D ;D
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Woot.
Eating that mustardy hotdog will prevent you from posting here for a couple more days.
I'm on day 9 without.
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Shiela prefers all beef.... 8) 8)
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This morning after our run.
Playing the game of Clue....
Dan, in the shower, with his finger, then tongue.
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This morning after our run.
Playing the game of Clue....
Dan, in the shower, with his finger, then tongue.
After a good workout is always a great time. Made better by being in the shower.
Woo to you for making me a tad jealous
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Yes...Yes...Yes. A bit of wild before going off to see wildlife.
Dang I love going on photo trips. ;D ;D ;D
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Yes...Yes...Yes. A bit of wild before going off to see wildlife.
Dang I love going on photo trips. ;D ;D ;D
Woohoo, here's hoping you lasted longer than that swan love :emot_kiss:
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We went about an hour. Been since September since we'd been together, so made the most of it.
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Finally... 8) 8)
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Finally... 8) 8)
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Yay! ;D :emot_kiss:
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LOL. Even the staff at Target is happy. That makes my day. 8)
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Word spread far and wide.
How did the shoulder hold up? Or maybe she got on top and did all the work. ;D :emot_laughing:
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Finally... 8) 8)
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Is Shiela cumming too?
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As vocal as I am, you don't need to ask, you'll know love :emot_kiss:
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FINALLY.
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FINALLY.
Watcher's philosophy is that sex cures everything. Some cures just take longer than others. :emot_kiss:
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Dan hasn't been up to the task since he had Covid. (he's feeling better btw)
I took care of business on my own.
CLUE SOLUTION: Jules, with my Ina Wave, in the family room.
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Dan hasn't been up to the task since he had Covid. (he's feeling better btw)
I took care of business on my own.
CLUE SOLUTION: Jules, with my Ina Wave, in the family room.
Well, the power was out and it was cold, you had to figure out a way to stay warm 😉
Though Dan could've employed his clitical thinking skills, opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, and offered you to take his face for a ride 😈
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Dan hasn't been up to the task since he had Covid. (he's feeling better btw)
I took care of business on my own.
CLUE SOLUTION: Jules, with my Ina Wave, in the family room.
So happy to hear he's feeling better. ❤
I bought a new device. Called the Womanizer. Waiting patiently for delivery.
Well, the power was out and it was cold, you had to figure out a way to stay warm 😉
Though Dan could've employed his clitical thinking skills, opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, and offered you to take his face for a ride 😈
But if he still has a cough... that would just be awkward sitting on his face and he starts coughing... not a sound I'd feel comfortable hearing.
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I cant wait morning.
My scalp is all tingles from my hair being pulled and my cootchy should be smoking or at least steaming right now. He's laying next to me right now, all smiles.
I'm going to see if I can keep that smile going till the sun comes up :emot_kiss:
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I cant wait morning.
My scalp is all tingles from my hair being pulled and my cootchy should be smoking or at least steaming right now. He's laying next to me right now, all smiles.
I'm going to see if I can keep that smile going till the sun comes up :emot_kiss:
Watcher tries to put out Shiela's smoking cootchy but it just keeps smoking. Hot. Hot. Hot. :emot_kiss:
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Big Ben...rode hard and put away wet. :emot_laughing: ;D
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CLUE SOLUTION: Jules, with my Ina Wave, in the family room.
I like your game of CLUE much better then the original game. ;D ;D
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It didn't exactly go as planned. It was better.
I wanted to ride him, and tried my best, but because if my MS flare up, I had difficulty keeping a rhythm. I'd find a great pace and after a few seconds, it would become irregular. I'd have to stop for a little bit and then start again. It was getting annoying, and I'm quite sure it wasn't doing it for him.
So he bent me over the edge of the bed. He pulled my hair and slapped my butt which is definitely not his normal thing. Said he did it because he knows i enjoy it. Well not the butt slapping, would rathernhave a thumb inside, but the hair was a huge turn on. And since hes kind of new to it, he didnt once pull too hard.
Round two I was in top again, belly to belly and he still did all the work.
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It didn't exactly go as planned. It was better.
I wanted to ride him, and tried my best, but because if my MS flare up, I had difficulty keeping a rhythm. I'd find a great pace and after a few seconds, it would become irregular. I'd have to stop for a little bit and then start again. It was getting annoying, and I'm quite sure it wasn't doing it for him.
So he bent me over the edge of the bed. He pulled my hair and slapped my butt which is definitely not his normal thing. Said he did it because he knows i enjoy it. Well not the butt slapping, would rathernhave a thumb inside, but the hair was a huge turn on. And since hes kind of new to it, he didnt once pull too hard.
Round two I was in top again, belly to belly and he still did all the work.
Watcher takes notes. No butt slapping. Thumb inside. Definitely pull the hair. Bend Shiela over the bed, couch, chair, etc. Prepare for round two, three ....... :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Speaking of who got laid last night.......
Mrs W asked me to rub lotion on her back, which led to other fun stuff and which led to.....one happy eagle. 8) 8)
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Hope that calms you down for a while Big Bird. All the ladies around here are nesting and raising young eaglets. They don't need a horny Eagle bothering 'em.
Wanna watch a couple young 'uns.
https://www.dnr.state.mn.us/features/webcams/eaglecam/index.html
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Ah, the ol lotion-on-the-back trick. Congrats! 8)
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Woo to you and the Mrs. Betting that shoulder caused you zero problems last night :emot_kiss:
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Woo to you and the Mrs. Betting that shoulder caused you zero problems last night :emot_kiss:
Thank you all. What shoulder problem? ;D ;D
Watcher's mantra is that sex cures many ailments.... 8)
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Yes I did, and again this morning. I'm having a very difficult time thinking about how I would write this down, so I'll just say this.
Slow, and powerful.
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Yes...yes I did! It was great.
Now my knees hurt and my jaw is sore. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:
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Yes...yes I did! It was great.
Now my knees hurt and my jaw is sore. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:
Is something else sore? ;D ;D
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me.
Thank you Dan!
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Way to go, MJ. And I hope it was Dan. ;D ;D Post Covid sex? Nice. 8)
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me.
Thank you Dan!
Um... details? Anything at all?
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Um... details? Anything at all?
Hmmm, how do I say this in a lady like fashion?!?
Oh, I know...
He doesn't have all his strength back after losing 10 pounds in the last 8 days. Basically, I had to do all the work.
I may have yelled 'giddy up' a couple of times during our play time.
If you can't use your imagination, here's some more help. It was kinda sorta like this, but so very slow he said it was almost torturous-like.... https://cdn.iloopit.net/resources/4e81aa2a-03a8-417b-a770-8b36a2967a3e/thumbrs.jpeg
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Yes...yes I did! It was great.
Now my knees hurt and my jaw is sore. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:
What about other places? :D 8) :-*
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Hmmm, how do I say this in a lady like fashion?!?
Oh, I know...
He doesn't have all his strength back after losing 10 pounds in the last 8 days. Basically, I had to do all the work.
I may have yelled 'giddy up' a couple of times during our play time.
But I am sure he enjoyed it all the same. Who wouldn't with you on top yelling giddy up... 8) 8)
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But I am sure he enjoyed it all the same.
Well, he didn't fall asleep during the act, so I'll take that for what it's worth.
I've also not gotten any bad Yelp reviews.
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But I am sure he enjoyed it all the same.
Well, he didn't fall asleep during the act, so I'll take that for what it's worth.
I've also not gotten any bad Yelp reviews.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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But I am sure he enjoyed it all the same.
Well, he didn't fall asleep during the act, so I'll take that for what it's worth.
I've also not gotten any bad Yelp reviews.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Makes me think of that show Upload
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Oh yes I did. BIG Ben swung by to repay me for his lunchtime quickie. Told him i was just doing what I'm supposed to do. I could tell he felt weird saying it, but he said I was a good girl. I wanted him so f@#%ing bad. Didnt care where or how, but I wanted him inside me.
I tried doing it again, but my throat was not having it. Then the feeling in my throat was emphasized by his hand on my neck.
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Oh yes I did. BIG Ben swung by to repay me for his lunchtime quickie. Told him i was just doing what I'm supposed to do. I could tell he felt weird saying it, but he said I was a good girl. I wanted him so f@#%ing bad. Didnt care where or how, but I wanted him inside me.
I tried doing it again, but my throat was not having it. Then the feeling in my throat was emphasized by his hand on my neck.
I can understand why your throat was sore..... 8) 8)
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That's a big swollen yes from me.
Twice.
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Seems like Shiela is winning this thread.. or should we rather say that Big Ben is the winner? 🤔😂
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Seems like Shiela is winning this thread.. or should we rather say that Big Ben is the winner? 🤔😂
Won again last night.
I was 8n such a mood yesterday, not only could I not keep my hands off of me, but I couldnt keep them off of BIG Ben when I dropped in on him. I had that video on my head, and even though I didnt perform the same acts, I still had that "I'm his slave, his pet" mentality. Spent a lot of time on my knees, but I didn't try to break my record.
I find it extraordinarily sexy when I have my lips wrapped around him, and his head is laying back and all I can see is pure pleasure on his face.
I also got to so a position that I've only done once before. Not sure what it is exactly called, but it's like reverse cowgirl while he's sitting, and I'm between his legs working my hips up and down on him. And because I've got this video in my head, I did what those pornstars do and whip around and have him cum on my face and mouth. He looked shocked as hell, but when he smiled I couldn't stop giggling like an idot.
Last time I had sex to try and get me feeling better, but fucking my man because I am feeling better is the absolute best.
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fucking my man because I am feeling better is the absolute best.
A happy woman is a horny woman is a happy woman :)
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Last time I had sex to try and get me feeling better, but fucking my man because I am feeling better is the absolute best.
I owe you a WOO for you being happy and making your man happy also. Can't ask for more then that. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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BIG Ben got a new position at his job yesterday, and we celebrated with a few different positions last night.
FYI, I don't order light foods and salads because I'm a dainty girl who's scared of gaining weight, well not the only reason why. Mostly it is because I want to have sez, or assume you do, and I dont feel like having you on top of me when I'm all bloated from fatty, hearty foods.
Here think of it this way, I don't eat meat and potatoes so I can better serve your meat and potatoes :emot_kiss:
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Always so thoughtful ;D :emot_kiss:
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BIG Ben got a new position at his job yesterday, and we celebrated with a few different positions last night.
FYI, I don't order light foods and salads because I'm a dainty girl who's scared of gaining weight, well not the only reason why. Mostly it is because I want to have sez, or assume you do, and I dont feel like having you on top of me when I'm all bloated from fatty, hearty foods.
Here think of it this way, I don't eat meat and potatoes so I can better serve your meat and potatoes :emot_kiss:
There was a time one had to wine and dine your date if you thought it may lead to sex. Shiela just changed the rules....WOO! :emot_kiss:
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There was a time one had to wine and dine your date if you thought it may lead to sex. Shiela just changed the rules....WOO! :emot_kiss:
Oh I don't think so mister. I'm just informing you about my personal exception to the rule. What happens with me isn't how it is with us all.
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Most women will tell.you that there is nothing sexier than a man standing at the sink doing dishes. I beg to differ. Being bent over said sink and taken makes him far sexier.
Plus he was very careful with how my sore hip, with is feeling a lot better. There was almost zero hip on butt impact.
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Most women will tell.you that there is nothing sexier than a man standing at the sink doing dishes. I beg to differ. Being bent over said sink and taken makes him far sexier.
Plus he was very careful with how my sore hip, with is feeling a lot better. There was almost zero hip on butt impact.
I am always careful...and gentle.. 8) 8)
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Last night and maybe, just maybe, Friday night..... 8)
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Woo for you and I'll keep my fingers crossed for you for tonight.
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Let’s hope he survives thru one.
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Hoping Watcher made it through the night.
Meanwhile...I survived a long hard session of sweaty no-tell motel sex. It was well worth the drive!
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No need to worry. Watcher always makes it. Just hoping tonight pans out. Twice in one week? Been a while...... 8)
And a big WOO to msslave for some hot and heavy no-tell motel sex!
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Congratulations to all who are lucky enough to report. It has been 2 years for me.
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Congratulations to all who are lucky enough to report. It has been 2 years for me.
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I can't imagine. I don't think I've gone two years since I lost my virginity. Longest dry spell was just over a year
I would have last night, but I ended up babysitting my neighbor's kid, and had to cancel with BIG Ben. He's been gone for a week, and mama needs it bad.
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Well, a good wank helps relieve the pressure. I was speaking above of with a woman.
I have found boobs of the day to be pleasant material. Thank you to all who contribute their photos there.
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Congratulations to all who are lucky enough to report. It has been 2 years for me.
Two years? A WOO for going through that ordeal. Wanking is nice at times but going without sex ??? :emot_weird:
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I went 6 months at one point and almost died. You my friend are a damn warrior.
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My luck.
I have had an opportunity or two, but I feel I should be somewhat attracted to her. Stinking of cigarettes and a missing tooth doesn't do it for me. You would think she would get plenty of offers pouring beers all night, but nah.
Also a friend who is a neighbor. She is easy on the eyes and we've cuddled as two lonely people, but cant mess up the friendship which is more important to me. Can't see a long term there. But to have her come over to watch the football games in her too small shorts, skimpy tops and no bra, it gets me thinking.
Keep your fingers crossed for me that another crosses my path SOON. LOL
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BIG Ben drove me out away from all the light pollution and away from buildings and too many trees so I could watch the supermoon for a while. Avoiding the light pollution was definitely not a concern considering how bright it was. But getting on the edge of a field facing away from trees was a great idea considering how relatively low it was for a while. We talked for a bit until I couldn't take it anymore.
After I clobbered all over him, I tried straddling him in his truck seat but it wasn't going so well so dispite the chill in the air, we got out and went to the back of his truck and he bent me over his open tailgate.
We had to cut things short as he kept hearing things and that's when I remembered that my uncle had seen a black bear with three cubs 3 days ago, and not all that far away, and I'm sure we were through out all kinds of interesting aromas for the wildlife. So we got back in his truck and I slobbered all over his big delicious dick the whole drive back. To get over his middle consolation I basically was on my knees in the passenger seat, and with my ass up like that made it easier for him to reach over and get his fingers in me slightly. Driving was a priority so he was a bit distracted, but I was so happy he was enjoying me. I wanted him to cum in my mouth so bad so I could swallow all that sweet nectar, but he warned me when he was almost there and i stopped, or at least slowed down, he wanted to wait.
Got back to his place and it was probably the fastest that I've gone from vehicle to bedroom. On my back with legs locked around him, he fucked me so hard that I'm sure medical testing would show bruises. It was absolutely driving me crazy how badly he wanted me, how much pleasure he was getting from me. I know this because he kept telling me how good I felt, how hot I was. I just repeat that everything was his, and take it like he wanted it.
I had multiple orgasms and it was getting quite painful by the time he finally came. And this is when he completely shocked me. He pulled out and told me to "suck it bitch". I couldn't have gotten him in my mouth any quicker. I throated him hard and think j brooke my previous record until he came and I swallowed it all. I think if he had said "good girl" to me, I'd have died from overload.
Now I'm back home with sore hips that are angry with every step and a sore throat that protests everytime I swallow. Drinking my coffee this morning was a task.
I needed it bad, got more than I anticipated.i want to go again
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Big Ben and you having fun under the stars. Throw in Mama Bear and her three cubs? Definitely a WOO! :emot_kiss:
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;D Great report. You paint a vivid movie with words. I could see all that was happening in my head.
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;D Great report. You paint a vivid movie with words. I could see all that was happening in my head.
Which head? ;D ;D
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Ok...both. You got me. :facepalm:
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I could have left it at the gif, but I know how much you gentlemen pervs love the details 😘, and considering that my thumbs are the only part of me not tingling or sore, it wouldnt hurt to type it out for you all. :emot_kiss:
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A those of us who live vicariously through your accounts, thank you! :emot_kiss:
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A those of us who live vicariously through your accounts, thank you! :emot_kiss:
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I could have left it at the gif, but I know how much you gentlemen pervs love the details 😘, and considering that my thumbs are the only part of me not tingling or sore, it wouldnt hurt to type it out for you all. :emot_kiss:
Your detailed account of last night for us gentlemen pervs could also fall under the "What Made My Day" thread. Thinking of something that you can do fun with your thumbs.....:emot_kiss:
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We were watching the new season of the Kaminsky Method on netflix until I got down on my knees and serviced him. He looked so strong, powerful, and confident sitting reclined. I didn't go for any record, I just did my usual which he seems to enjoy very much.
Then I straddled him on his couch, and he reached back and pulled a fistful of my hair. Hes getting more bold, and more comfortable doing it. He pulled it harder than he's done before, and I loved it. He'd ask if it was too hard and I'd just moan through a smile and keep grinding my hips. Not only does it feel amazing, but it also brings my head back and my chest out, and his mouth was not idle.
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We were watching the new season of the Kaminsky Method on netflix until I got down on my knees and serviced him. He looked so strong, powerful, and confident sitting reclined. I didn't go for any record, I just did my usual which he seems to enjoy very much.
Then I straddled him on his couch, and he reached back and pulled a fistful of my hair. Hes getting more bold, and more comfortable doing it. He pulled it harder than he's done before, and I loved it. He'd ask if it was too hard and I'd just moan through a smile and keep grinding my hips. Not only does it feel amazing, but it also brings my head back and my chest out, and his mouth was not idle.
Yes, that was great last night. We never finished the Kaminsky Method, but your method was tops.... 8) 8) 8)
But seriously, a big WOO for going for your usual.... :emot_kiss:
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Totally unexpected. Loved it. 8) 8)
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Did you dance around like snoopy when you realized it was happening? :emot_laughing:
Woo too you for spontaneity :emot_kiss:
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Lol. I bet he curled up and licked his balls afterward
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Before curling up to recuperate...
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Lol. I bet he curled up and licked his balls afterward
Hey! No ball licking. They were squeezed to ensure every drop I had in me came out. Felt sooooo good. :emot_kiss:
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Before curling up to recuperate...
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WOO! Yes, instead of a victory lap, I did a victory screech. Then we fell promptly asleep as it was a very long and busy day. Why I was surprised. ;D
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Did you dance around like snoopy when you realized it was happening? :emot_laughing:
Woo too you for spontaneity :emot_kiss:
Thank you. No dancing. I, we, were spent. But we slept like a baby.... 8) 8)
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We were watching the new season of the Kaminsky Method on netflix until I got down on my knees and serviced him. He looked so strong, powerful, and confident sitting reclined. I didn't go for any record, I just did my usual which he seems to enjoy very much.
Then I straddled him on his couch, and he reached back and pulled a fistful of my hair. Hes getting more bold, and more comfortable doing it. He pulled it harder than he's done before, and I loved it. He'd ask if it was too hard and I'd just moan through a smile and keep grinding my hips. Not only does it feel amazing, but it also brings my head back and my chest out, and his mouth was not idle.
Sounds like he’s coming along nicely. It’s often hard for guys to know how rough to be, too rough and you cross a very bad line. Make sure he knows it when he’s not too rough, and if needed, not rough enough. I’m gonna bet a little face slap would not have been unwelcome.
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Sounds like he’s coming along nicely. It’s often hard for guys to know how rough to be, too rough and you cross a very bad line. Make sure he knows it when he’s not too rough, and if needed, not rough enough. I’m gonna bet a little face slap would not have been unwelcome.
If he had I think I would have just lost my mind. My head back, my scalp alive with sensation, while im grinding away on him, and then a slight sting to my cheek from a slap... my mind may have sizzled away and I'd have become a brainless f@#$ doll.
I dont think he ever will be comfortable with it, and with me that is a very very thin line. Even just a little too hard and my mind would take me back to David punching and kicking me. That is for another thread though.
Oh by the way, yes I did... again. I have no idea what has gotten into him, but I know what's getting into me :emot_kiss:
I love seeing him sitting relaxed, enjoying what I'm doing. Head in my mouth, shaft in hand, and his boys on the other. had him laughing when I smacked myself in the face with it though. I'd never done that with him before, and thought maybe he'd think it sexy or something, but he just started laughing which made me laugh, which made me want him even more. No couch sex, but we headed to the bedroom, and he stopped me in the doorway, turned me around and took me from behind. No hair pulling this time, but he pushed his thumb into my butt and held on that way. That added pressure and sensation had me near drooling. He caressed my back and belly with his other hand until he finally came. Apparently he has always wanted to have sex in a doorframe, and figured that I would not object to it, so he is really started to understand that there is very few things that are off limits to me.oh and have I mentioned that he has probably the most comfortable bed I've ever slept in. :emot_kiss:
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I may have to quit reading this thread. :facepalm:
Shiela's description of her adventures with Big Ben are getting too hard for this old man to read.
The visual images her words paint gets my heart rate up way too fast for someone my age.
WOO sweetie!
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If Ben is like me, the warmer it gets weather-wise, the hornier I get. ;D ;D
WOO for Ben via Shiela... 8)
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Yes I very much did. For msslave's sake, I'll spare the details, but I will tell you, he's getting better and more comfortable.
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Yes I very much did. For msslave's sake, I'll spare the details, but I will tell you, he's getting better and more comfortable.
Can you whisper the details to the rest of us.... ;D ;D
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It's been every other night, and I'm thinking that's because we don't spend every night together. ever since he came back from that fishing trip with his buddies, he's been insatiable, and a lot more confident in taking what he wants. Not even an hour after I get to his place, and we're already messing around. I wasnt going to share the details, but this was another night of new for him.
Started it like most of the other times. Me on top of him on the couch, and it was good. His hands roaming my body, and him telling me how good I felt. His words always put me into a fever for him and I just want him more. Unfortunately no hair pulling and no slaps, but when we ended up on the livingroom floor, I was face down ass up and him trying to wreck me. He had no hesitation in putting a thumb into my butt which is always a welcome addition. He was going so hard and so deep, and it was getting painful by the time he finally came. He didn't just cum inside me though, he made a quick announcement, and then he pulled out and stuck what felt like 12 feet of his cock into my ass and unloaded. Oh did that hurt, I mean he was a little lubricated from behind inside me, but that really didn't help much. I nearly lost control when he started pushing in, my butt letting me know it was not ready for that kind of size. I squealed and kicked my feet, but I've been in this positions many times before and I fought down every urge to pull away. I didn't know if he went all the way in, but it sure as hell felt like it.
When morning rolled around, we had a chat about last night. Oh by the way, have I mention that I love his bed, andnitnis so comfy. I might just keep fucking him just to sleep in his bed :emot_laughing:
He's never done that before, and it was certainly a shock both physically and emotionally to me. When I asked him, he just said he was looking at my butthole while I was down like that, and the urge just hit him. I also asked why he's been so in the mood lately, and he just shrugged and said he has no reason, he just has been. He still claims that he isnt a sodomy kind of guy, but apparently the urge could hit at any time. I requested that he keep some lube handy just in case that urge hit him again. He felt bad know that it hurt, but he'd never done it before so he wasn't thinking. During sex, 8m always in the moment letting him know that my body is his, take what you want, do what you want, and this time he just did. I was his first, which had me smiling, and then on my knees sucking his cock. I leaned over his small kitchen table and got that morning quickie I was thinking about yesterday.
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It seems the hotter the temperature is, the hotter Ben and you are. Sounds like a fun summer ahead. WOO! :emot_kiss:
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OMG
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Damn Shiela! As if the weather wasn't making me hot enough.
Big Ben sounds like he's learning to enjoy using a willing submissive. ;D :aol_poundit:
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So what can put a halt to a great night of fornication? Apparently a power outage.
There was a storm rolling past, and I love the sound of thunder. It fueled my mood, and made it increasingly sexy. I was working my hips focusing on the rhythm. I hit my stride when he started groaning and chanting how good it felt. I wanted to feel his heart beat in his chest, but I didnt want to lose focus on what was going on down below. My eyes were closed and I was breathing hard and suddenly he started moving around and grabbed my arms. Slid me to the side off of him, and that is when I realized it was pitch black in his room.
He grabbed a flashlight from his closet, and started going around his house investigating. I didn't care, I just wanted to finish what I started and make him feel good. I guess after a few minutes of realizing things hadn't changed other than there was no power, he came back into the bedroom, and got on his phone and started calling the power company, and started checking there website. For a while I thought the night was ruined, but when he got back in bed, I went back at him. Used my mouth to get him hard again, and then I was back on him. The screen on his phone gave a little light until it went out, and then it was pitch black. Nothing to see, only feel and hear. Usually I have my two somtimes three orgasms before ge finishes, but this time I was in the middle of my first one when I felt him cum. It takes a lot, and i mean a lot for me to keep moving when I'm in the middle of ecstasy, but I think it feels better for guys when I keep moving while they cum, so I kept my hips going until I knew he was finished.
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Damn Girl! As is the heat isn't making me sweat enough.
Ride him hard and put him away wet! ;D :emot_kiss: :emot_laughing:
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The power goes out in that situation, I wouldn’t look for a flashlight unless we were done. I know what you look like and see nothing impeding going by touch and sound. . . . and of course taste and maybe smell. We have 4 other senses to use.
I also probably wouldn’t call the power company unless it was still off in the morning.
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It takes a lot, and i mean a lot for me to keep moving when I'm in the middle of ecstasy, but I think it feels better for guys when I keep moving while they cum, so I kept my hips going until I knew he was finished.
Watcher volunteers for Shiela's experiment about whether guys like it for Shiela to keep moving her hips while they cum. 8) I wonder how many times we can take the test? :emot_kiss:
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Yesterday morning, BIG Ben called and asked if I wanted to go for coffee and breakfast at that little cafe. I'm off on Thursdays and he took a personal day asnhe didnt want to go to work. We sat and chatted, things started getting suggestive, and then I started talking dirty, and we were back ar his place before I knew it.
I spent the whole day yesterday completely naked. The second I took off my clothes, I wore nothing except a towel around my waist after a shower, which really wasnt a shower.
6 times... 6!!!
His bed, the floor, the couch, me kneeling on a chair (that was a new one for me), the shower as said before, and in front of the window, anybody driving by may have gotten a show.
I almost skipped my coffee this morning because I swear I can still taste him.... 6!!!
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Yesterday morning, BIG Ben called and asked if I wanted to go for coffee and breakfast at that little cafe. I'm off on Thursdays and he took a personal day asnhe didnt want to go to work. We sat and chatted, things started getting suggestive, and then I started talking dirty, and we were back ar his place before I knew it.
I spent the whole day yesterday completely naked. The second I took off my clothes, I wore nothing except a towel around my waist after a shower, which really wasnt a shower.
6 times... 6!!!
His bed, the floor, the couch, me kneeling on a chair (that was a new one for me), the shower as said before, and in front of the window, anybody driving by may have gotten a show.
I almost skipped my coffee this morning because I swear I can still taste him.... 6!!!
Six times probably surpasses the total of all the regular members who had sex last night.... :facepalm: ;D
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I Invision Big Ben as a limp, drained puddle on the floor. ;D
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I Invision Big Ben as a limp, drained puddle on the floor. ;D
Oh gosh no, quite the opposite. He had to help me up off the floor, and support me on jello legs when I got off the chair. He didn't show any signs of exhaustion until after our shower, which was the 5th time he took me. I'm actually a little hoarse this morning from all the moaning and screaming I did
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Yesterday morning, BIG Ben called and asked if I wanted to go for coffee and breakfast at that little cafe. I'm off on Thursdays and he took a personal day asnhe didnt want to go to work. We sat and chatted, things started getting suggestive, and then I started talking dirty, and we were back ar his place before I knew it.
I spent the whole day yesterday completely naked. The second I took off my clothes, I wore nothing except a towel around my waist after a shower, which really wasnt a shower.
6 times... 6!!!
His bed, the floor, the couch, me kneeling on a chair (that was a new one for me), the shower as said before, and in front of the window, anybody driving by may have gotten a show.
I almost skipped my coffee this morning because I swear I can still taste him.... 6!!!
Woo.
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...but after seeing that avatar, now I'm wondering why it was 'only' six times :emot_laughing:
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...but after seeing that avatar, now I'm wondering why it was 'only' six times :emot_laughing:
Ben's at home icing it down for the next time.... ;D ;D
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...but after seeing that avatar, now I'm wondering why it was 'only' six times :emot_laughing:
Ben's at home icing it down for the next time.... ;D ;D
I'm glad it was no more than six time, I love my growler, and she was feeling pretty wrecked by the end of the night. I would have jumped right back on if he wanted me to, but I'm glad he called it quits.
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That would be me... again. Nothing special this time, just good old fashion face pressed in the mattress with my butt in the air, hard pile driving fornication. Although for a second, I thought he was going to try another back door visit, but he was just rubbing his shaft up and down back there, he probably thought he was teasing, but in fact I was getting a little anxious, but before I could ask about lube, he entered me and the rest is history. Hard, ass slapped history.
I'm really really enjoying this bold, aggressive, take what I want BIG Ben. It was a bit quicker than usual, but he was smiling and kept telling me that was just what he needed.
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That would be me... again. Nothing special this time, just good old fashion face pressed in the mattress with my butt in the air, hard pile driving fornication. Although for a second, I thought he was going to try another back door visit, but he was just rubbing his shaft up and down back there, he probably thought he was teasing, but in fact I was getting a little anxious, but before I could ask about lube, he entered me and the rest is history. Hard, ass slapped history.
I'm really really enjoying this bold, aggressive, take what I want BIG Ben. It was a bit quicker than usual, but he was smiling and kept telling me that was just what he needed.
....hard pile driving fornication?? 8) 8) Someone is having fun....
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Someone needs to collect all of Shiela's experience and publish a book.
I'd buy it! ;D :emot_kiss: :emot_laughing:
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Someone needs to collect all of Shiela's experience and publish a book.
I'd buy it! ;D :emot_kiss: :emot_laughing:
Growler Unleashed™, cumming to a book store near you. 🍆💦
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Someone needs to collect all of Shiela's experience and publish a book.
I'd buy it! ;D :emot_kiss: :emot_laughing:
Growler Unleashed™, cumming to a book store near you. 🍆💦
Woo :emot_kiss:
I can't think of a better title. Kind of contradicting though considering I enjoy being leashed :emot_kiss:
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Someone needs to collect all of Shiela's experience and publish a book.
I'd buy it! ;D :emot_kiss: :emot_laughing:
Growler Unleashed™, cumming to a book store near you. 🍆💦
I will wait for the movie..... :emot_kiss:
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Someone needs to collect all of Shiela's experience and publish a book.
I'd buy it! ;D :emot_kiss: :emot_laughing:
Growler Unleashed™, cumming to a book store near you. 🍆💦
I will wait for the movie..... :emot_kiss:
There have already been several indies made. Low production quality though, and the camera work is shoddy at best.
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I've been doing more videos lately. Maybe I can take some clips and post for KB's Shiela fans. ;D
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Someone needs to collect all of Shiela's experience and publish a book.
I'd buy it! ;D :emot_kiss: :emot_laughing:
Growler Unleashed™, cumming to a book store near you. 🍆💦
Woo :emot_kiss:
I can't think of a better title. Kind of contradicting though considering I enjoy being leashed :emot_kiss:
I almost called it Leashed Growler Unleashed™ but worried it might be a mouthful :)
Then again, who'd complain about a mouthful of Growler?! :emot_laughing:
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I've been doing more videos lately. Maybe I can take some clips and post for KB's Shiela fans. ;D
You have your own fans for sure, don't doubt that, Love :emot_kiss:
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There have already been several indies made. Low production quality though, and the camera work is shoddy at best.
Growler Unleashed, then there will be parts 1, 2, 3 and then a prequel. If msslave films it, it will be top quality.... 8) 8)
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Since it was raining all day yesterday there really wasn't much else to do other than read, watch tv, and have sex. It was a change of pace as he spent a great deal of time with his head between my legs. It was like he was trying things out. Some worked well others not so much. It did get to a point to where all I wanted was him inside me, but he kept doing what he wanted so I waited patiently.
We ended up on his bed with him standing at the edge and my legs on his shoulders. I put my hand on my belly so I could feel him moving around. Obviously I could feel him, but it's a whole different thing to have that "outside" feeling. I put his hand there and thats when he changed angles and you could see my abdomen distend.
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Since it was raining all day yesterday there really wasn't much else to do other than read, watch tv, and have sex. It was a change of pace as he spent a great deal of time with his head between my legs. It was like he was trying things out. Some worked well others not so much. It did get to a point to where all I wanted was him inside me, but he kept doing what he wanted so I waited patiently.
We ended up on his bed with him standing at the edge and my legs on his shoulders. I put my hand on my belly so I could feel him moving around. Obviously I could feel him, but it's a whole different thing to have that "outside" feeling. I put his hand there and thats when he changed angles and you could see my abdomen distend.
WOO! :emot_kiss:
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It was a change of pace as he spent a great deal of time with his head between my legs.
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There is nothing better than having my face stuffed into a pillow while being ravaged from behind. Even when I'm riding the wave, and he's still slowly going and it's almost too much for me to handle. I still love it because he's loving it.
Then again a good morning throwdown in the shower after a good run is right up there as well. On my knees in the hot water with my arms wrapped around his thighs. His balls in my mouth and I can feel the weight of his cock on my face. That slow roll of his head right before he erupts on my tongue.
Still riding last night O's and belly full of BIG Ben... and coffee. It's going to be a great day :emot_kiss:
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First time since I got back from my little camping trip, and I sent him a text.
Me: "you busy tonight?"
Him: "get over here"
There wasn't a whole lot of talking, just a few "I missed you", and "I need you". I was quite quickly disrobed and tossed into the bed. He went down on me and I can only describe it as savoring me. He took his time and had me begging for it, quite loudly to be honest. Of course he doesn't just put it in, he lays on top of me grinding against my pubic bone. He kissed me through my begging and pleading.
It was getting very frustrating by the time he finally pushed inside. That first stretch ache was a welcome feeling. I locked my ankle behind him and there was no more talking, just heavy breathing. Of course with my legs around him he couldnt pull away, so he just came inside me. Not the first time, and I'm always hoping it wont be the last. It was quick, it was intense, and I absolutely loved it.
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(sigh)...ah the sweet memories of youth. I so love Shiela's detailed description. Oh to be a fly on the wall. ;D :emot_kiss:
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Might as well give her POY 2021 already ;D 8)
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(sigh)...ah the sweet memories of youth. I so love Shiela's detailed description. Oh to be a fly on the wall. ;D :emot_kiss:
I can see msslave filming the entire action for later viewing, when alone..... ;D ;D
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:aol_poundit: :aol_poundit: :aol_poundit: :aol_poundit: :aol_poundit:
Watcher! I resemble that remark! :facepalm:
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I was thinking that I had never really checked how the thread got started, and I found a rather hot story as the third.. well, fifth post. Woo for delicious naughtiness!
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I had phone sex. Does that count?
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I wish I could still feel his hand on my neck. It started out so great with me riding him, and only got better. There is few things that get a giddy squeal out of me like being grabbed and tossed to the side. He didnt just grab my neck, but he held and would squeeze for a bit and then release. All I could do, all I wanted to do, was hold onto his wrist, and take it.
I was going to post last night, but I kept getting lost in my own head.
I had phone sex. Does that count?
I brought that up a while ago, and if it feels like it does, than it does.
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I had phone sex. Does that count?
I brought that up a while ago, and if it feels like it does, than it does.
Rings Shiela for some great morning sex... 8) 8)
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I had phone sex. Does that count?
Absofuckinglutely!
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I had phone sex. Does that count?
Absofuckinglutely!
Well I had amazing phone sex again last night. This weekend we`re moving onto video.
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I had phone sex. Does that count?
Absofuckinglutely!
Well I had amazing phone sex again last night. This weekend we`re moving onto video.
I've had phone sex many times, but have never done any th img with video. I'm always worried it would be recorded. I've done home videos, and I've shared pics, but I'm pretty careful that I never shown whole face.
Plausible deniability
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I had phone sex. Does that count?
Absofuckinglutely!
Well I had amazing phone sex again last night. This weekend we`re moving onto video.
I've had phone sex many times, but have never done any th img with video. I'm always worried it would be recorded. I've done home videos, and I've shared pics, but I'm pretty careful that I never shown whole face.
Plausible deniability
Well I have to admit, I am loving the phone sex. I have always loved talking about sex. It's a real turn on. I love it when a woman tells me either about her past or fantasies.
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Old Watcher here got lucky last night. Felt soooo good. 8)
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Ahh...that explains the tremors I felt in the force
;D
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Old Watcher here got lucky last night. Felt soooo good. 8)
Is it your birthday already????
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Old Watcher here got lucky last night. Felt soooo good. 8)
Is it your birthday already????
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Woo Staci.
And one for you Watcher for Wooing mrs. Watcher.
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These "out of the blue" sexcapades are the best. Definitely a WOO to the Mrs. She was on orgasmic fire last night. 8) And a WOO to stace and Shiela. I already gave msslave a WOO earlier so I owe you one.
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Ahh...that explains the tremors I felt in the force
;D
I felt a great stirring in the force, as if 500 million sperm suddenly cried out, and then were silent.
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Makeup Sex
And he said it. He looked so awkward and cute when he did, but he still said it. I was riding him in bed, going slow and I was leaning forward so we were pretty much belly to belly, and we locked eyes, and he said it. I had to stop for a second and figure out if I misheard him. All I could do was smile and earn it.
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Keep on riding Shiela. Glad Ben is realizing his proper place, under you. :emot_laughing:
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Yay! ;D
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Shiela is back in the saddle again! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Definitely worthy of a WOO! :emot_kiss:
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You know, I wonder how many other women have their own little Fuck Fan Club :emot_laughing:
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A morning romp. I can still taste the results of my successful efforts. Left behind a happy camper. ;D
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You know, I wonder how many other women have their own little Fuck Fan Club :emot_laughing:
I can think of at least three more of us that would, if they began posting here. Well MJ does from time to time.
Woo to you msslave. Knowing your place under her :emot_kiss:
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That's true :)
C'mon ladies, join the fun.. no judgment here, just excitement :evil: :emot_kiss: ;D
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C'mon ladies, join the fun..
Oh, alright.
Friday night
Saturday morning
Sunday night
He requested tonight off. But then it's back to work tomorrow
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C'mon ladies, join the fun..
Oh, alright.
Friday night
Saturday morning
Sunday night
He requested tonight off. But then it's back to work tomorrow
And that's how its done :emot_weird:
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C'mon ladies, join the fun..
Oh, alright.
Friday night
Saturday morning
Sunday night
Damn :o 8)
He requested tonight off. But then it's back to work tomorrow
Show no mercy! :evil: ;D
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OMG. No wonder no one could get into the bomb shelter all weekend. Dan's asking for mercy!?! :emot_laughing:
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A morning romp. I can still taste the results of my successful efforts. Left behind a happy camper. ;D
My apologies, msslave, for missing out on your morning bird watching excursion. WOO to your morning romp. 8)
Dang, the Sheriff was busy. Have to love that. ;D
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Psst, quiet down for a moment. I think I hear a growler feeding.. 😁
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Psst, quiet down for a moment. I think I hear a growler feeding.. 😁
Seriously CT?? 😳
I thought I had heard somebody outside last night. We tried watching the movie Jolt staring Kate Beckinsale on Amazon prime. Second try, second fail...
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Psst, quiet down for a moment. I think I hear a growler feeding.. 😁
Seriously CT?? 😳
I thought I had heard somebody outside last night. We tried watching the movie Jolt staring Kate Beckinsale on Amazon prime. Second try, second fail...
I am betting Ben and you go the entire week without ever finishing that movie.... :emot_kiss:
CT - what you hear is the purring of a well fed growler.... ;D
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Third try, third fail? :emot_kiss:
Fräulein Shiela is celebrating an early Oktoberfest with a big helping of sausage :emot_laughing:
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phone sex again. So awesome. anybody want to try it with me?
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Third try, third fail? :emot_kiss:
Fräulein Shiela is celebrating an early Oktoberfest with a big helping of sausage :emot_laughing:
Did someone mention bratwurst? 8)
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Third try, third fail? :emot_kiss:
Fräulein Shiela is celebrating an early Oktoberfest with a big helping of sausage :emot_laughing:
Nope, spent the evening with my dad, and although it might excite some to think that I would, I do NOT have a sexual relationship with him.
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Third try, third fail? :emot_kiss:
Fräulein Shiela is celebrating an early Oktoberfest with a big helping of sausage :emot_laughing:
Nope, spent the evening with my dad, and although it might excite some to think that I would, I do NOT have a sexual relationship with him.
Never even crossed my mind :o I like a kinky incest story, but I much prefer they stay in fantasy land ;D ;)
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Ditto. Know you love and respect your Daddy from previous posts.
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Took a play out of MJ's book, and I sat on his recliner legs open and exposing all of me to him, and used my fingers to give him a show. He watched for maybe two minutes before he came over and went down on me. I do love the feel of his hair between my fingers. He did go longer than expected, but he still gave me a good solid f@#$ing right there in his chair. I had a fantastic orgasm and was on the verge of a second when he finished. He gave my belly and chest a nice thick layer of lust.
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What a wonderful way to start the weekend. And...thanks for the visual picture in my head. ;D
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He watched for maybe two minutes before he came over and went down on me.
Damn, now I'm hungry :emot_thdrool: ;D
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I needed it, and I got it. Thing is, neither of us really seemed all that into it. I was stressed from seeing all those dogs come in after that stray attacked them. I just need to relieve stress, and having sex is a very effective way for me. It was quite vanilla, but it served it's purpose.
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I needed it, and I got it. Thing is, neither of us really seemed all that into it. I was stressed from seeing all those dogs come in after that stray attacked them. I just need to relieve stress, and having sex is a very effective way for me. It was quite vanilla, but it served it's purpose.
I'm heading your way, Shiela. It has been a stressful weekend. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Big dick therapy ;D
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Morning romp. Successful encounter. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;D :emot_kiss: :aol_69:
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Morning romp. Successful encounter. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;D :emot_kiss: :aol_69:
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Morning romp. Successful encounter. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;D :emot_kiss: :aol_69:
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Thank you, thank you and thank you. So few and far between. Celebration is in order. :emot_laughing:
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Congrats!
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Celebration is in order. :emot_laughing:
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Morning romp. Successful encounter. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;D :emot_kiss: :aol_69:
WOO! Two weeks in a row. You are on a roll, my man. ;D ;D
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I came close to calling an escort. I have never done that before. I bailed. Too shy.
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Well, we're ready with the high fives and GIFs for whenever you make that call ;D
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Well, we're ready with the high fives and GIFs for whenever you make that call ;D
I don't think I ever will, so thanks, but you can put your high fives back in the drawer with all the other crap you can't organize.
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Normally I wait till morning, but I'm still riding my wave.
I got exactly what I wanted, and a bit more. Had him growing hard in my mouth, than he wanted a little extra excitement so we did it in front of his big picture window and I dont mean we were in the room in front of it, I was hanging on to it while he took me from behind. He finished in my mouth and I loved every drop :emot_kiss:
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Normally I wait till morning, but I'm still riding my wave.
I got exactly what I wanted, and a bit more. Had him growing hard in my mouth, than he wanted a little extra excitement so we did it in front of his big picture window and I dont mean we were in the room in front of it, I was hanging on to it while he took me from behind. He finished in my mouth and I loved every drop :emot_kiss:
Salivating over this description thinking "damn, I hope I can find someone like that for my life in the future".
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We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos :emot_laughing:
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We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos :emot_laughing:
:aol_fellate:
I volunteer to be their barrack's officer... 8)
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We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos :emot_laughing:
I have a hard enough time putting up with myself, we would kill each other. :emot_laughing:
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We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos :emot_laughing:
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We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos :emot_laughing:
I have a hard enough time putting up with myself, we would kill each other. :emot_laughing:
Then we'd have to scatter the clones all across the country, far enough from each other so they don't start having turf wars over dicks ;D
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We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos :emot_laughing:
I have a hard enough time putting up with myself, we would kill each other. :emot_laughing:
Then we'd have to scatter the clones all across the country, far enough from each other so they don't start having turf wars over dicks ;D
I'm feeling like there's a story in this...
The two Growler Commandos faced each other across the wide mud moat intended to keep them separated. Neither of them had deep-throated a big dick, or been choked, spanked, or fucked hard in the ass for days. Their nerves were frazzled.
"YOU!" screamed Growler Commando 248.
"YOU!" shrieked Growler Commando 517.
At the same instant, they dove into the mud separating them and tore for each other like the rabid bitches they were.
(To be continued?)
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He invited me over to eat, and to try and watch that movie Jolt again. We actually made it through the movie this time. Then we tried to watch another movie called gunpowder milkshake on netflix when another thunderstorm began rolling through. I've already said that I love thunderstorms, and I was revving pretty high from the Kate Beckinsale movie so...
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I asked to open his bedroom window, so we could hear the storm better. The humidity swamped that room, and it got deliciously sticky. It would have been better if we could have actually done it outside.
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He invited me over to eat, and to try and watch that movie Jolt again. We actually made it through the movie this time. Then we tried to watch another movie called gunpowder milkshake on netflix when another thunderstorm began rolling through. I've already said that I love thunderstorms, and I was revving pretty high from the Kate Beckinsale movie so...
I asked to open his bedroom window, so we could hear the storm better. The humidity swamped that room, and it got deliciously sticky. It would have been better if we could have actually done it outside.
Deliciously sticky? That conjures up a few nice scenarios... 8) 8)
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Had a threesome in the shower today. All that was missing was the other two people. :facepalm:
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And I can see this show where?? Next time let me know, I'll buy tickets for the show, and a backstage pass :emot_kiss:
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I really am thinking about going to an escort, but I am so shy.
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I really am thinking about going to an escort, but I am so shy.
I am sure escorts have gone with other shy persons before and will know how to make you more relaxed. Give it a try. Better to have tried then not have tried and wonder what if?....
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Had a threesome in the shower today. All that was missing was the other two people. :facepalm:
You should have called. Shiela and I had a quiet day.... 8) 8)
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Thanks Watcher..
Now have you and Shiela on speed dial. ;D :emot_kiss:
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I really am thinking about going to an escort, but I am so shy.
I am sure escorts have gone with other shy persons before and will know how to make you more relaxed. Give it a try. Better to have tried then not have tried and wonder what if?....
Have you?
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I really am thinking about going to an escort, but I am so shy.
I am sure escorts have gone with other shy persons before and will know how to make you more relaxed. Give it a try. Better to have tried then not have tried and wonder what if?....
Have you?
Have I tried an escort? No, I never have. Are you shy about contacting an escort service?
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I really am thinking about going to an escort, but I am so shy.
I am sure escorts have gone with other shy persons before and will know how to make you more relaxed. Give it a try. Better to have tried then not have tried and wonder what if?....
Have you?
Have I tried an escort? No, I never have. Are you shy about contacting an escort service?
Well the whole protocol actually.
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Yes, yours truly... 8) 8)
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Woohoo for our birdman :emot_kiss:
Here i thought it was just normal humidity, but I guess it was steam coming from your bedroom :emot_kiss:
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Yes, yours truly... 8) 8)
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:emot_wave2: :sign_a+:
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Bumping for Shiela's morning report. 8)
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Bumping for Shiela's morning report. 8)
Well that's just a bit eerie :o
Saw this thread on my new replies, and thought somebody was having a great night with me? Not too many details to share, my legs are as good as they can be, and I like I had said to Asmodel, my ankles locked together tight.
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Bumping for Shiela's morning report. 8)
Well that's just a bit eerie :o
Just something I sensed in the air 😇
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Bumping for Shiela's morning report. 8)
Well that's just a bit eerie :o
Just something I sensed in the air 😇
Sure it wasn't MJ?
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Since it is Tuesday, I thought msslave would have posted... ;D ;D
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Sure it wasn't MJ?
I don't give too many reports these days. And nothing like the wonderful reports we all love to read of yours.
Let me just say that hubby has a very soft and tender tongue and he knows how to use it.
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Let me just say that hubby has a very soft and tender tongue and he knows how to use it.
I thought that was a very nice report 😉 😻
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Sure it wasn't MJ?
I don't give too many reports these days. And nothing like the wonderful reports we all love to read of yours.
Let me just say that hubby has a very soft and tender tongue and he knows how to use it.
I heard CT also has a tender tongue,,, ;D ;D
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Sure it wasn't MJ?
I don't give too many reports these days. And nothing like the wonderful reports we all love to read of yours.
Let me just say that hubby has a very soft and tender tongue and he knows how to use it.
I heard CT also has a tender tongue,,, ;D ;D
Most of the time. Unless the eating is exceptionally good, then I just latch on like one of those face-huggers from Alien :o :emot_laughing:
:facepalm:
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Stopped at BIG Ben's place on my way home from the hospital.
Sometimes the best way to take a break from stress, is to have a guy with a strong healthy dick fuck it right out of you.
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I can sense the enthusiasm in that post ;D
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I have always maintained that sex cures many ailments.... 8)
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I have always maintained that sex cures many ailments.... 8)
It also causes ailments. Dan hurt his back last week doing the nasty.
It was kind of funny when he complained about his back at breakfast and one of the girls asked, "How did you hurt it?" He came up with a quick and quite detailed explanation of tweaking it while vacuuming his car the day before.
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I wonder what Shiela's doing tonight... 😇
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I wonder what Shiela's doing tonight... 😇
Nothing this thread was meant for. :emot_kiss:
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I wonder what Shiela's doing tonight... 😇
Nothing this thread was meant for. :emot_kiss:
There goes my psychic career :facepalm:
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I have always maintained that sex cures many ailments.... 8)
It also causes ailments. Dan hurt his back last week doing the nasty.
It was kind of funny when he complained about his back at breakfast and one of the girls asked, "How did you hurt it?" He came up with a quick and quite detailed explanation of tweaking it while vacuuming his car the day before.
I probably would have gone the, "I hurt it moving some furniture around with mom last night, or playing a game with mom last night" excuse.
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Late in reporting, but I did get sent back after Labour Day to class with a nice warm reminder. There is nothing in the world like being whipped after you have been teased through several orgasms. The sensitivity is so over expressed that you can't experience it as pain alone even if you wanted to. I took until this morning to be free of her marks on me.
The feeling of every arm reach, every torso pivot, every leg shift drawing cloth across a belt mark and reminding me of what she wrought with me made every breath, every movement, a reminder. Honestly, we may not get a chance to get together all that often but it is always days afterwards before I can even think straight. Of course I am not really thinking straight, per say. It is days before I can get my rainbow in order, how about that?
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On a special night last night, Mrs Watcher and I had a wonderful time making love. It was beautiful. 8) 8)
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On a special night last night, Mrs Watcher and I had a wonderful time making love. It was beautiful. 8) 8)
Well, YAYY for you!
If the eagles nest is rocking...
Watcher will be squawking!
And, oh yeah, me too.
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Spunktastic job, everyone! 8)
:emot_laughing:
Sorry :facepalm:
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Nice to hear. What...no details? Shiela set the standard ya know. :emot_laughing:
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Nice to hear. What...no details? Shiela set the standard ya know. :emot_laughing:
I know. Who wants to hear about missionary sex? ;D ;D
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I know. Who wants to hear about missionary sex? ;D ;D
It's been so long since I've been laid, I might have to join a convent
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Two nights in a row.
I was the instigator on Saturday night.
Dan was the aggressor on Sunday night. Woo for Dan. He did everything right.
Should I ThreePeat? We'll see.
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We're rooting for you, Jules 😈😇
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On a special night last night, Mrs Watcher and I had a wonderful time making love. It was beautiful. 8) 8)
Well, YAYY for you!
If the eagles nest is rocking...
Watcher will be squawking!
And, oh yeah, me too.
I may be squawking but Mrs Watcher was making some great noises thanks to my tongue... 8) 8) I know. Still not as titillating as Shiela's descriptions. ;D
Congrats, MJ, on two days in a row, maybe a third? How are you keeping Dan "up" three days in a row? WOO! ;D ;D
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I fucked Ben last night.
I was feeling great for the first time in a long while, and my friends asked me if I wanted to go out for friday fish. There is a pub just outside town that has excellent baked haddock. Dispite getting sick last time I went out, I decided I was going because after two weeks being stuck at home I wanted out.
We had a table, the fish was good, and the margaritas were flowing. While we ate, Ben walks in with a couple of his buddies and we see each other almost immediately. He stops by the table, says hello, we had a quick back and forth about how we were doing, and then he went and sat at the bar. I talked with my friends about him for a while, and the margaritas kept coming.
Long story short, we all started chatting, and next thing I know, I'm out in the parking lot with him, gripping the tailgate on his truck and we just went at it like we were fucking animals.
It was fast, and hard, and deep, and dirty, and hot, and I craved ever second of it. He felt like a volcano inside me, it was so hot.
We went back inside and I felt like such a whore. My friends knew, his friends knew, and that made it seem so much dirtier and made me so much more satisfied.
This does not mean we're back together, in fact after we finished, we started spewing out excuses, and even said it was a spur of the moment thing, we needed closure, blah blah blah...
I've no regrets, I wanted to fuck him again, so I did.
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Parking lot sex hanging on to the tailgate. Got my mental image for the day. ;D
Booty call... it's like a drug. Once is too many...a thousand never enough. :emot_laughing:
Good going Shiela. :emot_kiss:
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I fucked Ben last night.
I was feeling great for the first time in a long while, and my friends asked me if I wanted to go out for friday fish. There is a pub just outside town that has excellent baked haddock. Dispite getting sick last time I went out, I decided I was going because after two weeks being stuck at home I wanted out.
We had a table, the fish was good, and the margaritas were flowing. While we ate, Ben walks in with a couple of his buddies and we see each other almost immediately. He stops by the table, says hello, we had a quick back and forth about how we were doing, and then he went and sat at the bar. I talked with my friends about him for a while, and the margaritas kept coming.
Long story short, we all started chatting, and next thing I know, I'm out in the parking lot with him, gripping the tailgate on his truck and we just went at it like we were fucking animals.
It was fast, and hard, and deep, and dirty, and hot, and I craved ever second of it. He felt like a volcano inside me, it was so hot.
We went back inside and I felt like such a whore. My friends knew, his friends knew, and that made it seem so much dirtier and made me so much more satisfied.
This does not mean we're back together, in fact after we finished, we started spewing out excuses, and even said it was a spur of the moment thing, we needed closure, blah blah blah...
I've no regrets, I wanted to fuck him again, so I did.
The relationship is working again on the terms you wanted. Only he wanted something more serious. Keep seducing him, I say. No excuses. Call him when you want him. He'll try to say no, but men are sluts. Go get the relationship you want with him.
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I fucked Ben last night.
I was feeling great for the first time in a long while, and my friends asked me if I wanted to go out for friday fish. There is a pub just outside town that has excellent baked haddock. Dispite getting sick last time I went out, I decided I was going because after two weeks being stuck at home I wanted out.
We had a table, the fish was good, and the margaritas were flowing. While we ate, Ben walks in with a couple of his buddies and we see each other almost immediately. He stops by the table, says hello, we had a quick back and forth about how we were doing, and then he went and sat at the bar. I talked with my friends about him for a while, and the margaritas kept coming.
Long story short, we all started chatting, and next thing I know, I'm out in the parking lot with him, gripping the tailgate on his truck and we just went at it like we were fucking animals.
It was fast, and hard, and deep, and dirty, and hot, and I craved ever second of it. He felt like a volcano inside me, it was so hot.
We went back inside and I felt like such a whore. My friends knew, his friends knew, and that made it seem so much dirtier and made me so much more satisfied.
This does not mean we're back together, in fact after we finished, we started spewing out excuses, and even said it was a spur of the moment thing, we needed closure, blah blah blah...
I've no regrets, I wanted to fuck him again, so I did.
WOW!
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I've no regrets, I wanted to fuck him again, so I did.
And that's why makes you such a cool chick!
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After a dry spell of about two weeks, I had hot sex with my gorgeous wife the last two afternoons. Today, she gave me a little show and opened her long legs and so slowly played with her pussy and clit while I watched and got hard. She made me watch, although I kept trying to touch her, kiss her, and grind against her. After what seemed like hours (maybe 5 minutes lol) she let let me lick her, just under her clit (her fave)….sooo slowly as she instructed, and within seconds she came. She was grinding against me as she pulsed, and moaning like a baby. I kept my tongue still against her clit, then started moving it ever so slightly again. I picked up the pace and started fingering her wet pussy, AND the entrance to her wet anus. She did not protest . Within a couple minutes I made her cum again. I was so hard and horny I slid my dick right into her pussy and came as she was cumming. She’s sleeping now as I’m writing this, and I’m getting hard again….might have to go wake her…..
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A wee hours of the morning text from Vicky. A nice light supper at my place that evening. Once I felt her thighs get all wiggly around my ears I knew all things would be possible last night.
For once I was right.
:aol_tittyfuck:
:aol_fellate:
:aol_missionary:
:aol_rideit:
But who's counting ;D
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A wee hours of the morning text from Vicky. A nice light supper at my place that evening. Once I felt her thighs get all wiggly around my ears I knew all things would be possible last night.
For once I was right.
:aol_tittyfuck:
:aol_fellate:
:aol_missionary:
:aol_rideit:
But who's counting ;D
Ah, a four-course supper indeed.😉
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I've no regrets, I wanted to fuck him again, so I did.
And that's why makes you such a cool chick!
8)
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I fucked Ben last night.
I was feeling great for the first time in a long while, and my friends asked me if I wanted to go out for friday fish. There is a pub just outside town that has excellent baked haddock. Dispite getting sick last time I went out, I decided I was going because after two weeks being stuck at home I wanted out.
We had a table, the fish was good, and the margaritas were flowing. While we ate, Ben walks in with a couple of his buddies and we see each other almost immediately. He stops by the table, says hello, we had a quick back and forth about how we were doing, and then he went and sat at the bar. I talked with my friends about him for a while, and the margaritas kept coming.
Long story short, we all started chatting, and next thing I know, I'm out in the parking lot with him, gripping the tailgate on his truck and we just went at it like we were fucking animals.
It was fast, and hard, and deep, and dirty, and hot, and I craved ever second of it. He felt like a volcano inside me, it was so hot.
We went back inside and I felt like such a whore. My friends knew, his friends knew, and that made it seem so much dirtier and made me so much more satisfied.
This does not mean we're back together, in fact after we finished, we started spewing out excuses, and even said it was a spur of the moment thing, we needed closure, blah blah blah...
I've no regrets, I wanted to fuck him again, so I did.
Ah,
Previously thought that it was maybe an old or fictional account,
Reading the last few lines made me realise that it was a recent, true one.
I along with everyone else am happy for ya.
Edit: awesome, just got my new tier, from this thread only! 8) (thanks a bunch Miss Shiela :) ) Woohoo.
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Me. Well, not last night, but a few nights ago.
It was awesome. I should tell you about it,, but I'm afraid it would short circuit Watchers mind, and we don't want to do that. So...
Edit: awesome, just got my new tier, from this thread only! 8) (thanks a bunch Miss Shiela :) ) Woohoo.
Awesome indeed Mr Deviant. Congratulations!
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Hope last night was not my October quota... ;D It was a surprise and sometimes surprise sex is the best sex.... 8)
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Woo to you love, I love spontaneous sex. :emot_kiss:
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Good going Watcher.
At our age most sex is a surprise! :emot_laughing:
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Woo! ;D
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She damn near broke my dick off last night. That's how powerful her orgasm was.
And that's about as much detail as I will give ;D
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She damn near broke my dick off last night. That's how powerful her orgasm was.
And that's about as much detail as I will give ;D
WOO to those memories.
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She damn near broke my dick off last night. That's how powerful her orgasm was.
And that's about as much detail as I will give ;D
Woo.
I've bitten guys pretty hard on a few occasions, and I remember one time I was riding a guy cowgirl, and he sarcastically said that when I came, I squeezed him between my knees so hard, I almost broke some of his ribs.
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She damn near broke my dick off last night. That's how powerful her orgasm was.
And that's about as much detail as I will give ;D
Woo.
I've bitten guys pretty hard on a few occasions, and I remember one time I was riding a guy cowgirl, and he sarcastically said that when I came, I squeezed him between my knees so hard, I almost broke some of his ribs.
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She damn near broke my dick off last night. That's how powerful her orgasm was.
And that's about as much detail as I will give ;D
Woo.
I've bitten guys pretty hard on a few occasions, and I remember one time I was riding a guy cowgirl, and he sarcastically said that when I came, I squeezed him between my knees so hard, I almost broke some of his ribs.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjK9AkX5YBcC6QPYCeEy_-Zqs-3SdnuA-ZgQ&usqp=CAU)
Huh, I thought it actually sounded kinda romantic 😇
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She damn near broke my dick off last night. That's how powerful her orgasm was.
And that's about as much detail as I will give ;D
Woo.
I've bitten guys pretty hard on a few occasions, and I remember one time I was riding a guy cowgirl, and he sarcastically said that when I came, I squeezed him between my knees so hard, I almost broke some of his ribs.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjK9AkX5YBcC6QPYCeEy_-Zqs-3SdnuA-ZgQ&usqp=CAU)
Huh, I thought it actually sounded kinda romantic 😇
You mean the darker shades of grey then 5️⃣0️⃣🕶0f ☑️
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;D Two weekends in a row, I'm on a roll. Less raucous abstinance fueled activity, but sweet and sassy none the less. Smu smiling broadly in remembrance ;D
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She damn near broke my dick off last night. That's how powerful her orgasm was.
And that's about as much detail as I will give ;D
Woo.
I've bitten guys pretty hard on a few occasions, and I remember one time I was riding a guy cowgirl, and he sarcastically said that when I came, I squeezed him between my knees so hard, I almost broke some of his ribs.
What's a broken rib or two when the rewards are so precious.
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She damn near broke my dick off last night. That's how powerful her orgasm was.
And that's about as much detail as I will give ;D
Woo.
I've bitten guys pretty hard on a few occasions, and I remember one time I was riding a guy cowgirl, and he sarcastically said that when I came, I squeezed him between my knees so hard, I almost broke some of his ribs.
You and JBRG keep bringing up fond memories, though I have never been bitten hard. Rode hard, yes. Bitten hard, no. 8) 8)
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She damn near broke my dick off last night. That's how powerful her orgasm was.
And that's about as much detail as I will give ;D
Woo.
I've bitten guys pretty hard on a few occasions, and I remember one time I was riding a guy cowgirl, and he sarcastically said that when I came, I squeezed him between my knees so hard, I almost broke some of his ribs.
You and JBRG keep bringing up fond memories, though I have never been bitten hard. Rode hard, yes. Bitten hard, no. 8) 8)
Try dating a vampire 🧛♀️🦹♀️
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She damn near broke my dick off last night. That's how powerful her orgasm was.
And that's about as much detail as I will give ;D
Woo.
I've bitten guys pretty hard on a few occasions, and I remember one time I was riding a guy cowgirl, and he sarcastically said that when I came, I squeezed him between my knees so hard, I almost broke some of his ribs.
Very early on with an ex, we went at it like bunnies. To a point where her Guillaime Bare flared up. I was pounding doggy style, she came like a freight train, then proceeded to tell me she couldn't feel her legs.
I felt like king of the world.
Then she told me again, that she couldn't feel her legs. Actual paralysis set in. :facepalm:
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Then she told me again, that she couldn't feel her legs. Actual paralysis set in. :facepalm:
Gives new meaning to 'I fucked her so good, she couldn't walk right for a week' :emot_laughing:
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Very early on with an ex, we went at it like bunnies. To a point where her Guillaime Bare flared up. I was pounding doggy style, she came like a freight train, then proceeded to tell me she couldn't feel her legs.
I felt like king of the world.
Then she told me again, that she couldn't feel her legs. Actual paralysis set in. :facepalm:
I know all about GB. Not fun. The sheathing covering the nerves are destroyed. My legs still go numb in the shower everyday and it is not from sex... :facepalm:
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Well I didn't. But I sure thought about it a lot 😜
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Yes, yes I did. On the desk before we moved to a chair. Bent over the bathroom sink, and then this morning in bed.
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Good going sweetie. :emot_kiss:
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Yes, yes I did. On the desk before we moved to a chair. Bent over the bathroom sink, and then this morning in bed.
A truly multi faceted individual
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Yes, yes I did. On the desk before we moved to a chair. Bent over the bathroom sink, and then this morning in bed.
Awesome! ;D
A) Big Ben, B) a new Big Dick, or C) mind yer fucking business, CT! :emot_kiss:
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D) one of the above.
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D) one of the above.
Ooh, best answer. Love the tease. :emot_kiss:
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Yes, yes I did. On the desk before we moved to a chair. Bent over the bathroom sink, and then this morning in bed.
A new version of the game Clue. Where is Shiela having sex? On a desk? On a chair? In the bathroom? Who would have thought of bed? :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Yes, yes I did. On the desk before we moved to a chair. Bent over the bathroom sink, and then this morning in bed.
A new version of the game Clue. Where is Shiela having sex? On a desk? On a chair? In the bathroom? Who would have thought of bed? :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
:emot_laughing:
I forgot about MJ's game. Let's just say it it happened in the hotel room.
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Yes, yes I did. On the desk before we moved to a chair. Bent over the bathroom sink, and then this morning in bed.
A new version of the game Clue. Where is Shiela having sex? On a desk? On a chair? In the bathroom? Who would have thought of bed? :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
:emot_laughing:
I forgot about MJ's game. Let's just say it it happened in the hotel room.
Shiela in the bathroom with Ben's weapon 8)
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Hotel room? The mystery deepens.. 🤔
How deep? Balls deep! :emot_laughing:
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Actually yes. In the bathroom, I was bent over and when he started going, it was too much and I had to stand up slightly, and change the angle. Balls deep is too deep for him. The other spots didnt allow it, and in the morning I was on top.
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Sounds like you had a big.. uhm, a good time :emot_kiss:
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Actually yes.
Me too actually, in the trailer in the Adirondacks with leaves of all the warm colors falling all around.
Today I was asked, “Do you love me?”
“Yes.”
“How much?”
I used my thumb and index finger to indicate a distance and replied, “About that much.”
It was not my pat answer of “Infinity exponent infinity,” but I got a long laugh.
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Actually yes. In the bathroom, I was bent over and when he started going, it was too much and I had to stand up slightly, and change the angle. Balls deep is too deep for him. The other spots didnt allow it, and in the morning I was on top.
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WOO!
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At first I was like, ‘OMG she has no legs!’
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How quiet this thread gets without Shiela :emot_laughing:
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I really don't see me posting a "Yes" here anytime soon, so you all have to do what you can to keep this thread alive.
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Well, I'm as boring as usual, and solo fun doesn't count, so... c'mon MJ, msslave, watcher, and anyone else! 8) ;D
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MEEE!
A couple of pours of some Angels Envy Rye coupled with my cold medicine, it put me in a sleepy mood. I told Dan I was going into bed before I fell asleep on the couch, which is where I was receiving a very nice little massage of my temples by him with my head resting in his lap.
He got up with me and pulled back the bed while I changed.
I got in bed and he tucked me in. When he asked if I needed anything else, I told him what would be nice. He reached under the blankets and helped me out of my undies then got under the sheets and masterfully used his tongue.
Amazingly, I was asleep within just a couple of minutes of the arrival of my O.
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MEEE!
A couple of pours of some Angels Envy Rye coupled with my cold medicine, it put me in a sleepy mood. I told Dan I was going into bed before I fell asleep on the couch, which is where I was receiving a very nice little massage of my temples by him with my head resting in his lap.
He got up with me and pulled back the bed while I changed.
I got in bed and he tucked me in. When he asked if I needed anything else, I told him what would be nice. He reached under the blankets and helped me out of my undies then got under the sheets and masterfully used his tongue.
Amazingly, I was asleep within just a couple of minutes of the arrival of my O.
The Lions losing must not bother him any more. Looks like more fun for both of you.... 8) 8)
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See you all dont need me for this thread. Doctor Dan on the job.
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See you all dont need me for this thread. Doctor Dan on the job.
It's your lovely description of how you were laid that we love to read about.... 8)
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got under the sheets and masterfully used his tongue.
8) 8) 8)
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Me too actually, in the trailer in the Adirondacks with leaves of all the warm colors falling all around.
Today I was asked, “Do you love me?”
“Yes.”
“How much?”
I used my thumb and index finger to indicate a distance and replied, “About that much.”
It was not my pat answer of “Infinity exponent infinity,” but I got a long laugh.
I tell Mrs JBRG that I love her more than she loves me because my arms are longer. We've all seen kids with arms spread wide saying they love somebody this much. Well, by that measure, I win.
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My wife, it was role-playing ;D night
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I was definitely not expecting it.
If you read my what made my day post, then you've probably already guess who. James.
It kind of started out on the dance floor, and then moved to the hall to the bathrooms. Lot of kissing, lot of heavy petting, and a hand down my pants. When we left the club it was back to my friends apartments where we had a small after party. From there I left in his car and we went back to his place. I was so ready to go at him before we even got into his house. When we got in, it was straight to his bedroom and out of our clothes. He has a great looking body with the beginning of a six pack showing. He was a little above average size I think, but it looked really good. Then we got into bed and it was soooo BORING.
I dont know if he's ever had sex before, but it was missionary, and all he did was pump away. His hands did nothing, and he barely even looked at me the whole two or three minutes. I would not have been surprised at all if he asked me if I had finished.
NO, I hadn't, and I still haven't, good ol shower buddy coming out tonight though.
And yes I told Amanda and Shannon everything during lunch. I thought they were going to pass out they were laughing so hard. I get back in the saddle, and I got a lame pony. He better not expect a repeat after the wedding. Boo James. BOO.
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LMFAO
I read the What Made My Day post first and was a little disappointed that it sounded like nothing happened with James
Then I came here and got excited, thinking you had a good time after all
Now I'm REALLY disappointed he let you down like that. You deserve better :emot_kiss:
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Poor James was just out of his league with our Shiela.
Add to that, it would be hard for anyone to meet the standards big Ben set.
I've always heard sex was like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still ok. ;D
Maybe that only applies to guys? ???
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If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.
Yes it was sex, and it felt good when we started, but after a while I was waiting for a little change, but it never came. He did though, so there's that at least. His groans and heavy breathing were more enjoyable than the actual sex. He also wore a condom so I didn't get to really feel it or see it when he did finish which is very enjoyable for me.
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If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.
Yes it was sex, and it felt good when we started, but after a while I was waiting for a little change, but it never came. He did though, so there's that at least. His groans and heavy breathing were more enjoyable than the actual sex. He also wore a condom so I didn't get to really feel it or see it when he did finish which is very enjoyable for me.
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If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.
Yes it was sex, and it felt good when we started, but after a while I was waiting for a little change, but it never came. He did though, so there's that at least. His groans and heavy breathing were more enjoyable than the actual sex. He also wore a condom so I didn't get to really feel it or see it when he did finish which is very enjoyable for me.
You know, when you soar with eagles ..... :emot_kiss:
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If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.
Yes it was sex, and it felt good when we started, but after a while I was waiting for a little change, but it never came. He did though, so there's that at least. His groans and heavy breathing were more enjoyable than the actual sex. He also wore a condom so I didn't get to really feel it or see it when he did finish which is very enjoyable for me.
With you there. Nothing worse than burying his face in my shoulder and huffing and puffing then grunting.
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If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.
Yes it was sex, and it felt good when we started, but after a while I was waiting for a little change, but it never came. He did though, so there's that at least. His groans and heavy breathing were more enjoyable than the actual sex. He also wore a condom so I didn't get to really feel it or see it when he did finish which is very enjoyable for me.
So disappointing! It's not information science, men! Enjoy her, explore her. Licking, sucking, and fingering is a lot of fun! Don't move on until she really wants you to move on. It's really that simple!
I can't tell you how many 40+ women I've dated who never had an orgasm during intercourse before they met me. More than five, and I haven't dated that many women. If a woman is reasonably well excited beforehand and you don't accidentally stand on her arm or something, it's a snap! I don't understand why so many men have a problem with this. We need better sex education, that's for sure.
I think a lot of guys are worried about their own performance/longevity during intercourse. If you please her, however everything else turns out, it won't matter! Or they're worried about their orgasm getting handled. If you please them, you'll get there 99% of the time. And even if you don't, you can walk away proud. That's more important! I've never felt a particular sense of accomplishment after cumming in a woman. Giving her an orgasm is always a special moment, however you accomplish or assist in that.
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Couldn't agree more. Sex is for your partners pleasure. Yours is secondary.
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If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.
That's so selfish, almost like he was treating you like a sex doll :'(
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If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.
That's so selfish, almost like he was treating you like a sex doll :'(
Normally I dont mind that, kind of enjoy it, but that's usually when I've been with you for a while.
He had to drive me back to my hotel room and the conversation there was a little strained, or at least it was on my part. I truly believe he thought he was good. I'm not one to make the, "is that all?" Question, so maybe his other experiences were similar. I can't imagine a guy that looks as good as him isn't getting much.
He was more exciting and we had more foreplay on the dance floor and in the clubs, hallway than in the bedroom.
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"Hey James, you know there's more to a good fucking than just pretending your churning butter with your dick?!" :emot_laughing:
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"Hey James, you know there's more to a good fucking than just pretending your churning butter with your dick?!" :emot_laughing:
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
That comparison got angled laugh out of me. Gonna have to wait till tomorrow for that Woo.
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Well, I for one made sure Mrs JBRG's toes curled last night before I was at the end of my rope. :aol_missionary:
It has been my personal philosophy to make love to (or fuck) my partner as if it's going to be the last time we ever do it. And because of that, I do my best to have her orgasm. It doesn't always work out that way, But I try my best.
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Not me, and with my new job and recent break up, it makes me sad to think of how many more nights that might be true. However, porn and erotica never let me down, so there's that; just no cuddling. Sad. lol
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Not me, and with my new job and recent break up, it makes me sad to think of how many more nights that might be true. However, porn and erotica never let me down, so there's that; just no cuddling. Sad. lol
Take your laptop or ipad to bed with you, along with a towel. Find a nice story from one of our authors and have a enjoyable O. Take your time and enjoy it.
Masturbation is one of the greatest gifts of life. Top 3 at least.
I LOVE cuddling. It's my favorite, well next to smiling (https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/gif?q=85&c=sc&poi=face&w=500&h=333&url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2018%2F11%2Fgiphy-8.gif). A full body pillow was my go to for most of my life.
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2:45 in the a.m., and I'm just getting home.
His name is Ryan, or Brian? Brady?... or maybe it's Nick...🤔
I'm just going to call him Shaver two, considering he spent a considerable amount of time with his head between my legs.
Wasn't the best, but still quite good, which means he's miles ahead of James.
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Oh well... what's in a name. ;D
Maybe he just needs a bit of Shiela training. :emot_kiss:
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"Feed the Growler"
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2:45 in the a.m., and I'm just getting home.
His name is Ryan, or Brian? Brady?... or maybe it's Nick...🤔
I'm just going to call him Shaver two, considering he spent a considerable amount of time with his head between my legs.
Wasn't the best, but still quite good, which means he's miles ahead of James.
Watcher brings the oils and gently rubs them over Shiela's growler to soothe the beard burns from Ryan, Brian, Brady or Nick. ;D ;D
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As long as the growler's happy, it could be a boy named Sue, for all we care :emot_laughing:
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It might be considered torture how long I made him stay hard before ejaculation. I think it's called edging. I'd take him right to the brink and then back away. One of the times I backed off, I sat in the chair and let him watch as I satisfied myself. That was one of my two O's on the night. The other came as he performed wonderfully with his mouth on me.
There was no intercourse last night, just a lot of touching, licking and sucking.
It was about an hour of him being hard before the fireworks shot off. I usually take him in my mouth, but I had just brushed my teeth before the festivities began, so I let him finish on my chest, which he enjoys.
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It was touch and go for a while on Sunday night. After our usual snuggling, we began making out. I was being my usual suave and deboner self (and the boner was quite high quality) when she sat up and put an end to the festivities.
Mrs JBRG's thoughts sometimes drifts away from the activities at hand. Last night it was a text conversation with the folks who are in the process of buying our townhouse right before we were headed upstairs. Me, being the considerate and loving guy that I am, went back over to my side of the bed and held my arm out as a signal to her that everything is OK. We snuggled a bit more, me figuring it was going to lead to sleep.
After about 15 minutes or so, she rolled onto her side facing me. Then we really started to get into the groove. Soon enough, I whispered into her ear that I was going to fuck her and curl her toes.
Hell, I tried. Sunday night was one of those nights where despite my best efforts, her toes didn't curl. It was still enjoyable for her. Just didn't get her off.
There's always the next time, whenever that is.
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It might be considered torture how long I made him stay hard before ejaculation. I think it's called edging.
Edging is fun torture, though 8)
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It might be considered torture how long I made him stay hard before ejaculation. I think it's called edging.
Edging is fun torture, though 8)
I couldn't do that, unless if course he wants me to. Otherwise if he's going to pop, I wouldn't be able to just stop and deny it.
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It might be considered torture how long I made him stay hard before ejaculation. I think it's called edging. I'd take him right to the brink and then back away. One of the times I backed off, I sat in the chair and let him watch as I satisfied myself. That was one of my two O's on the night. The other came as he performed wonderfully with his mouth on me.
There was no intercourse last night, just a lot of touching, licking and sucking.
It was about an hour of him being hard before the fireworks shot off. I usually take him in my mouth, but I had just brushed my teeth before the festivities began, so I let him finish on my chest, which he enjoys.
I take it this happened before the start of the football season? ;D ;D
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It might be considered torture how long I made him stay hard before ejaculation. I think it's called edging. I'd take him right to the brink and then back away. One of the times I backed off, I sat in the chair and let him watch as I satisfied myself. That was one of my two O's on the night. The other came as he performed wonderfully with his mouth on me.
There was no intercourse last night, just a lot of touching, licking and sucking.
It was about an hour of him being hard before the fireworks shot off. I usually take him in my mouth, but I had just brushed my teeth before the festivities began, so I let him finish on my chest, which he enjoys.
I take it this happened before the start of the football season? ;D ;D
hahaha He's given up on the Lions. I can get him in the mood with the snap of my fingers now. Even if they do get beat by 40 points.
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I can get him in the mood with the snap of my fingers now.
You just described the reaction of 100% of the capable males when they think they might get some.
An old joke -- how does a woman get any man she wants to sleep with her? She asks him.
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I can get him in the mood with the snap of my fingers now.
You just described the reaction of 100% of the capable males when they think they might get some.
Especially married men. ;D Of course, I doubt MJ would need to snap her fingers....just that look in her eyes would do.. 8)
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I can get him in the mood with the snap of my fingers now.
You just described the reaction of 100% of the capable males when they think they might get some.
Especially married men. ;D Of course, I doubt MJ would need to snap her fingers....just that look in her eyes would do.. 8)
My wife saved on her fingers. Trained me to respond to the snap of her whip. ;D
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I must learn these tricks, I've been turned away more than once. Really tears down the self confidence.
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I must learn these tricks, I've been turned away more than once. Really tears down the self confidence.
If someone turns you down, I seriously doubt it has anything to do with you :emot_kiss:
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It was this morning!
I was taken and used hard. And...I loved every bit of it
>:( >:( >:( >:(
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It was this morning!
I was taken and used hard. And...I loved every bit of it
>:( >:( >:( >:(
Hope it hurt really really good :emot_kiss:
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Last night I put on a 'slutty cheerleader' halloween costume that I've had for years, at Dan's request. He put on my Tom Brady football jersey that fit him a littttle too tightly.
Rah rah shish kum bah.
"Tommy, want to see me do the splits?"
First and Ten let's do it again.
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Last night I put on a 'slutty cheerleader' halloween costume that I've had for years, at Dan's request. He put on my Tom Brady football jersey that fit him a littttle too tightly.
Rah rah shish kum bah.
"Tommy, want to see me do the splits?"
First and Ten let's do it again.
How many "touchdowns" were scored by Tommy? ;D ;D
Way to go, msslave. Taken and used hard. Love it. 8) 8)
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Glad Dan has no problem role playing as Tommy. But then I remind myself of things did just for sex. :facepalm:
OK...OK! Still do. :emot_laughing:
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I did...this morning!
(https://i.imgur.com/Ku2ZaUO.gif)
It was an hour of sucking, licking and grouping, with a nice hard belt spanking thrown in for good measure.
I was used hard and tossed out the door wet. I have orders to return again soon.
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Woo for you MsSlave for morning romp.
And a honorary Woo for Jeremy Renner :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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Jeremy Renner???
What did I miss?
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Jeremy Renner???
What did I miss?
The guy in your gif love :emot_kiss:
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Oh. Had no clue who it was. Just wanted the gif.
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HA!!! Last time was in 1995.
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HA!!! Last time was in 1995.
Whoa.
Pity the next recipient
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HA!!! Last time was in 1995.
Whoa.
Pity the next recipient
Talk about a case of blue balls. ;D
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Don't mind me, just finding a nice spot to read the upcoming post... whenever it is :emot_kiss:
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Don't mind me, just finding a nice spot to read the upcoming post... whenever it is :emot_kiss:
Mind if I join you? You got the inside scoop on who's going to be getting some? Never mind, I'll just sit with you and wait it out with anticipation.
(https://i.postimg.cc/FsYq3gF0/giphy.gif)
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Sit with me...? No, we're waiting for you to get up on the stage ;D :emot_kiss:
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Sit with me...? No, we're waiting for you to get up on the stage ;D :emot_kiss:
Lol, I know, just teasing :emot_kiss:
Perhaps I'll make a call later today and let him know you're waiting 😉
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Some may relate, some might not, but if you've ever been with somebody, and when they start to do something they've never done before, such as dirty talk, pulling hair, pinning wrists, or a slap on the butt, there is this sort of weird awkwardness to it? Well there 2as no awkwardness at all with him.
We went out and got a few drinks, and ordered some food. Talked most of the night mostly about music as I kept pumping songs through the touch tunes jukebox. Then he started getting a little more hands on. My lower back, my arm, my thigh, and he even gave me an pat on the butt on my way to the restroom, and that sealed it.
My face was already burning red before I even leaned in to tell him "I wanna suck your dick".
Well that doesn't seem that odd for me to say, but I said it loud enough that heads turned. I had purposely waited for the song to end and for there to be that slight silence when I said it. I wanted the guys around him to look at him with envy. Wanted him to feel like a king among them.
Bitch bartender took her sweet fucking time bringing us the bill, but I made the best of it by licking and biting my lip looking at him as if he was the only one there. I could see people looking out of my peripheral, and it just turned me on even more. He took my by the hand and we left. Just in case people were looking out the window, and could still see us once we got into his truck, I dropped my head into his lap. I dont normally go straight to road head before we even had sex, but that little scene I created in the bar had me all fired up.
He isn't huge, slightly above average, but he has a very beautiful dick, and it felt perfect in my mouth. It was a twenty minute drive back to my place, and I switched between blowjob and handjob until we got there.
Got inside and straight to the bedroom. Out of my clothes in record time and he repaid my road efforts. He's got some skills, and I very much enjoyed it. I love it when guys hum or moan/groan while going down on me. When he finally said he wanted to fuck me, he pulled a condom out his his pants and I told him he didn't need it. He hesitated, I said I'd swallow, and that's all it took. He fed the growler, and he fed her sooooo goooood.
I started off on top he pulled my head back by my hair and devoured my tits. If he wasnt sucking ot biting on them he was squeezing them or pinching my nipples. He even went as far as to gently slap them. So much stimulation going on in so many different spots it was not long before I was a quivering mass on top of him.
When he was on top, he hooked one of my legs and would keep kissing on my calf and knee. Then he would move to my chest and start sucking on my tits. He even went as far as to bite my heel. So I can easily assume he likes legs and maybe feet, not too sure, he could have just gotten caught up in the moment. It was different and added something new.
This post is running pretty long, so I'll cut to the finish. He announced the finale and being good in my word I raced to get him in my mouth. I was a little slow and missed the first shot, the second hit my face, but I swallowed the rest down as promised. I even did the wiping off my face and eat thing.
I had a fantastic time with him and told him I couldn't wait to do it again.
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And Shiela's dry spell ends. Shower buddy goes on the shelf.
Damn girl. What a sexy account. "I wanna suck your dick." with those close by hearing. What a tease!
Reading this was like watching a porno in my head.
WOO!
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I know you all love the details, so I do my best to lay it all out there for you.
I'm still buzzing from it 😎
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Amazing baby, just amazing!
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Don't mind me, just finding a nice spot to read the upcoming post... whenever it is :emot_kiss:
;D
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Let’s hear it for the growler. Yay, you go girl.
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Let’s hear it for the growler. Yay, you go girl.
(https://i.postimg.cc/vHHfTx9Y/Arid-Welloff-Aoudad-max-1mb.gif)
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I know you all love the details, so I do my best to lay it all out there for you.
Thanks, that was a very hot story.
I'm also really happy he treated our good little girl so much better than that butter churner, whatever his name was :emot_laughing:
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I remember his name, growler wont let me forget it. She's always like "Grrrr, why you let him do that to me?"
:emot_laughing:
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Oh to be young again. :emot_laughing:
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Some may relate, some might not, but if you've ever been with somebody, and when they start to do something they've never done before, such as dirty talk, pulling hair, pinning wrists, or a slap on the butt, there is this sort of weird awkwardness to it? Well there 2as no awkwardness at all with him.
We went out and got a few drinks, and ordered some food. Talked most of the night mostly about music as I kept pumping songs through the touch tunes jukebox. Then he started getting a little more hands on. My lower back, my arm, my thigh, and he even gave me an pat on the butt on my way to the restroom, and that sealed it.
My face was already burning red before I even leaned in to tell him "I wanna suck your dick".
Well that doesn't seem that odd for me to say, but I said it loud enough that heads turned. I had purposely waited for the song to end and for there to be that slight silence when I said it. I wanted the guys around him to look at him with envy. Wanted him to feel like a king among them.
Bitch bartender took her sweet fucking time bringing us the bill, but I made the best of it by licking and biting my lip looking at him as if he was the only one there. I could see people looking out of my peripheral, and it just turned me on even more. He took my by the hand and we left. Just in case people were looking out the window, and could still see us once we got into his truck, I dropped my head into his lap. I dont normally go straight to road head before we even had sex, but that little scene I created in the bar had me all fired up.
He isn't huge, slightly above average, but he has a very beautiful dick, and it felt perfect in my mouth. It was a twenty minute drive back to my place, and I switched between blowjob and handjob until we got there.
Got inside and straight to the bedroom. Out of my clothes in record time and he repaid my road efforts. He's got some skills, and I very much enjoyed it. I love it when guys hum or moan/groan while going down on me. When he finally said he wanted to fuck me, he pulled a condom out his his pants and I told him he didn't need it. He hesitated, I said I'd swallow, and that's all it took. He fed the growler, and he fed her sooooo goooood.
I started off on top he pulled my head back by my hair and devoured my tits. If he wasnt sucking ot biting on them he was squeezing them or pinching my nipples. He even went as far as to gently slap them. So much stimulation going on in so many different spots it was not long before I was a quivering mass on top of him.
When he was on top, he hooked one of my legs and would keep kissing on my calf and knee. Then he would move to my chest and start sucking on my tits. He even went as far as to bite my heel. So I can easily assume he likes legs and maybe feet, not too sure, he could have just gotten caught up in the moment. It was different and added something new.
This post is running pretty long, so I'll cut to the finish. He announced the finale and being good in my word I raced to get him in my mouth. I was a little slow and missed the first shot, the second hit my face, but I swallowed the rest down as promised. I even did the wiping off my face and eat thing.
I had a fantastic time with him and told him I couldn't wait to do it again.
Woo, fucking wooooooooooo
:aol_poundit:
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Mrs JBRG had her first orgasm in Mexico last night. That is all.
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Mrs JBRG had her first orgasm in Mexico last night. That is all.
Olé! ;D
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bueno para la Senora JBRG y tambien una woo.
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bueno para la Senora JBRG y un woo tambien
Gracias.
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bueno para la Senora JBRG y un woo tambien
Could you repeat that in English? I don't speak French. :emot_innocent:
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bueno para la Senora JBRG y un woo tambien
Could you repeat that in English? I don't speak French. :emot_innocent:
I got "woo"... I understood "woo"... she said "woo"☺️
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bueno para la Senora JBRG y un woo tambien
Could you repeat that in English? I don't speak French. :emot_innocent:
I guess being a quasi polyglot makes it easy for met to translate for you --
to French -- bon pour Mme JBRG et un woo aussi
to English -- good for Mrs JBRG and a woo as well
to Russian -- хорошо для миссис JBRG и ухаживать тоже
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Mrs JBRG had her first orgasm in Mexico last night. That is all.
Now, did Mrs JBRG have her first O and it was in Mexico or did she have her first Mexican O? ;D ;D
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Allan called me, and asked if I wanted to accompany him to see Charlie Berens, the Manitowoc Minute guy. I was hesitant, and he said that this is not a date, and he had a friend cancel so he had an extra ticket. He proceeded to list off people he had called and asked before call me. I think it's funny and a little cute how he's dealing with my feelings of relationships.
Anyways, I told him I'd do it under one condition, that when the shows over, he comes back to my place and he fucks me like he did last time. Well it was a hard sale, but he finally agreed to my terms.
I went, the show was great, and then he kept his side of the bargain. He did it all again. The hair pulling, slapping, and the the way he attacked my breasts. The only new thing was he took me from behind this time which let him slap my ass a couple times. He'd slap, grip and pull my butt cheek away. I was waiting for him to ask, but he didn't say anything about going in the back, and I didnt say anything either. He did however play with it with his thumb which always feel amazing during sex. I don't have it bleached just for the fun of it you know.
Anyways, seeing has how he didn't go in that way... fuck me in my ass, for those who want me to just say it dirty. Since he didnt fuck my tight little ass hard 💋, I was able to go ahead and swallow another one of his loads. He seems to really like it when I do that.
He is a lot of fun. I think I'll keep him around for a while.
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Sounds like he's a good boy :emot_kiss:
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So hot!!!
I'm hoping for a video soon. ;D :emot_kiss:
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So hot!!!
I'm hoping for a video soon. ;D :emot_kiss:
I honestly don't know if that'll happen, he keeps his hands pretty busy :emot_thdrool:
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"Allan, I'm going to need for you to strap on this GoPro to your forehead the next time you're feeding the Growler" :emot_laughing:
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Mrs JBRG had her first orgasm in Mexico last night. That is all.
Now, did Mrs JBRG have her first O and it was in Mexico or did she have her first Mexican O? ;D ;D
Her first one in Mexico
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Allan called me, and asked if I wanted to accompany him to see Charlie Berens, the Manitowoc Minute guy.
Hmm. He does it in a minute? ;D ;D
Glad to see you like Allan. He sounds like a nice guy. I am sure we will read more stories about you and him. :emot_kiss:
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Not last night, but the previous two night was a major yes... well, I guess you all know that already. Probably dont really need to tell much. Thought maybe we'd get three nights in a row, but he was too busy. Tonight is a no go because I have a holiday party to attend, so maybe tomorrow after the game...
An upset bears fan taking his agression out on a packers fan... maybe I'll keep a jersey on...
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So looking forward to the results of the game. Go Packers!
Then there's Shiela's after party. Hope there's a video replay! ;D
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I hope Shiela get's "sacked" :evil: :emot_kiss:
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He actually doesn't care to do the camera thing. Says it's just a distraction. Plus he's about as good as I am with focus and stability :facepalm:
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Maybe I need to come over and video the event. ;D :emot_laughing:
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Wouldn't watcher be the best choice for that? With the username and all :emot_laughing:
...or let's get Allan and Shiela some GoPro's for Christmas that they can strap to their heads :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
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Pffft I'm not putting a go pro on my friggin head or his :emot_laughing:
Thing would probably go flying off and hit me in the face, or break my nose. It is already huge, dont need it to be crooked as well 🤥
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break my nose. It is already huge
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Time for an optometrist...
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break my nose. It is already huge
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Time for an optometrist...
Oh great, I've a big nose and bad eye sight.. :facepalm:
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break my nose. It is already huge
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Time for an optometrist...
Oh great, I've a big nose and bad eye sight.. :facepalm:
:emot_laughing:
Nah, just the eye sight. But I'm sure you'd also look gorgeous with glasses :emot_kiss:
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Nah, just the eye sight. But I'm sure you'd also look gorgeous with glasses :emot_kiss:
I definitely have a nose big enough to hold them up forever. :facepalm:
Not last night but depending on how today goes, I may have something to say tomorrow 😎
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The big bet is on. First time I have an interest in football. :emot_kiss:
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Green bay needs to beat Chicago by 12 points for me to win the bet. I've been staring at that envelope since we sealed it up. I am so curious as to what his says.
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I definitely have a nose big enough to hold them up forever. :facepalm:
When a beautiful woman can't realize how beautiful she is, what hope does the self-esteem of the rest of us have? :facepalm: :'(
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Anyways, setting up some lawn chairs and some snacks for the next Allan & Shiela Show :emot_kiss:
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We are too
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Dang... game isn't until tonight. Have to wait until morning for results and mouth watering follow up story.
Wonder what my dreams will be like tonight? :aol_anal: :emot_lickie: :emot_lickie: :emot_kiss:
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:aol_anal:
If I win the bet.
Man gonna get the booty🍆🍑😳 🤤
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I think if you lose, man gonna get the bootie.
Win win situation. :emot_laughing:
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:aol_anal:
If I win the bet.
Man gonna get the booty🍆🍑😳 🤤
Booty call.... :aol_anal: :aol_anal: :emot_kiss:
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Feed the Growler also (preferably first)
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Exactly I would very much like to avoid an UTI.
Nothing last night though, and most likely nothing tonight either. Too drunk, and I assume that when he wakes up, he'll be pretty hung over. I'll just wait until he's ready.
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Exactly I would very much like to avoid an UTI.
Nothing last night though, and most likely nothing tonight either. Too drunk, and I assume that when he wakes up, he'll be pretty hung over. I'll just wait until he's ready.
Typical Bear fan. Peter's out at the end. ;D ;D. I am sure I can round up some volunteers here to keep your growler fed until Allan sleeps off his hangover. 8)
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You god damned right I did. I crawled to him on hands and knees. I sucked, licked, and kiss his dick until my jaw started to get sore. When I wasn't sucking his dick I had my mouth on his balls.
It was a pull of my hair that let me know he wanted inside me. I straddled him because I felt that was where he was guiding me. I can never get enough of that feeling of being penetrated. Shock of the stretch followed by that hard heat filling me. Sometimes I'm shocked that alone doesn't give me an O.
I rode him good and slow until he started thrust up, and I started going harder. His moans and groans gave me the impression I was doing exactly what he wanted. That is when I told him it was time for me to collect on that bet, and that "I wanted him to stick it in my ass"
Well that was a shock he wasnt ready for. His reaction was hilarious. He definitely didn't know that I was being serious, that was until I got off of him and went to my bag and got the lube. I gave it to him with a sloppy tongue kiss and then got on my hands and knees on the couch and waited.
It had been a while since I had anything as thick as a dick going in there, so I had gotten myself ready before I went over there, so I wasn't wincing or squealing in pain when he did it. I just moaned like a filthy whore. I loved the feeling of him in my ass, and I could have listened to his moans all night. Listen to him saying how good it felt. It wasnt long before he was going hard at me, and my face was buried in his couch. I rubbed clit almost as hard as he was pounding me and had myself two squirting orgasms before he finally came in my ass. He almost pulled out before I said I wanted him to cum in my ass. I felt like a damn pornstar, and it was AMAZING.
The cherry on top of this phonographic cake, Is that i was the first time for him, as I had hoped it would have been. :emot_kiss:
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Girl - - You have a way of capturing the attention of this whole forum. Too bad Mint Julie missed this one.
I hope Santa brings you a Sybian for Xmas.
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I rubbed clit almost as hard as he was pounding me and had myself two squirting orgasms before he finally came in my ass. He almost pulled out before I said I wanted him to cum in my ass. I felt like a damn pornstar, and it was AMAZING.
Time for me to book an appointment with the doctor, because this boner sure as hell is going to last way more than four hours :emot_laughing:
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Oh dear lord. I didn't know how much more of Shiela's adventures my old heart can take. But... I'm willing to try and find out. I haven't been hard in years, but there was a couple of twitches as I read the latest account. Guess I'm not quite dead yet. :emot_kiss:
Bet Allen's head is still spinning. Yes Shield...Army brings Marine down and teaches hi something new. GO ARMY!
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Why would anyone need Viagra when all they have to do is read Shiela's exploits in this thread? :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Why would anyone need Viagra when all they have to do is read Shiela's exploits in this thread? :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Especially when pairing the story with this pic
(not from last night or even Allan AFAIK, but it does give a wonderful rear view :emot_kiss: )
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(not from last night or even Allan AFAIK, but it does give a wonderful rear view :emot_kiss: )
That wonderful view does get a guy's juices flowing, for sure. ;D ;D
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The cherry on top of this phonographic cake, Is that i was the first time for him, as I had hoped it would have been. :emot_kiss:
I forgot to say, I hope he leaned down and whispered in your ear, 'Shiela is such a good little girl for letting daddy fuck her in her tight ass like that' :emot_kiss:
;D
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Girl - - You have a way of capturing the attention of this whole forum. Too bad Mint Julie missed this one.
Amen (pant) to that (pant, pant). Couldn't have (pant) said it (pant) better. Damn, be still my heart. :emot_wub2:
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It was a very fun and satisfying experience. He did not bend down and whisper anything, I couldnt see him as I was face down the whole time, but the way he was going, and the angle, I assume he was up right and looking at what he was doing. There was a LOT of "holy fuck" and "so good" coming out of his mouth, but not a single "good girl". That's fine, next time we hook up I'll ask again if I've been good.
And my whole sodomy craving... all gone.
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You've been a very good girl :emot_kiss:
I had a feeling last night there would be a Round 2 ;D
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You've been a very good girl :emot_kiss:
I had a feeling last night there would be a Round 2 ;D
Nope CT. Marines are tough but after an all out session with Shiela Allen will need some recovery time. :emot_laughing:
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Pffft Marines... he's good, but I'd have expected a little more stamina. :emot_laughing:
In all honesty, when taking it in the butt, I kind of want the guy to but a bit quicker on the trigger. I may have felt like a pornstar, I am not one so I wouldn't want it to last all that long.
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I'd have expected a little more stamina. :emot_laughing:
To be fair, regardless of his sexual history, I'm guessing he hasn't had a Shiela before. It's probably been a bit overwhelming for him, in a good way ;D
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I did almost push him over the edge when I was sucking and riding him, but that was so he wouldnt go too long in my bottom. For me it can get a little overwhelming quite quickly. But between the pain of initial penetration and the "it's too much", It feels absolutely amazing.
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…………
The cherry on top of this phonographic cake, Is that i was the first time for him, as I had hoped it would have been. :emot_kiss:
Sounds like you sure set a record😄
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got me blushin’ alright! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :roll: :roll: :roll: :o :-[ :-[ :-X :-[ :facepalm: :emot_laughing:
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I think my wife is trying to break my dick off. When she cums, the intensity of her hip movements and vaginal clenching is so intense, I'm thinking that my dick might break in half.
I try my best to have her cum before I do. That way she is satisfied and I can cum and not be squelched by her thrusts. That was what happened last night.
We don't engage as often as we did when we were younger but when we do, two sets of toes get curled really good.
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When you need to put your dick in a splint, photos are required. :emot_laughing:
Glad to hear retired people are still doing it.
:emot_wave2:
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Gives new meaning to 'Oh, snap!' :emot_laughing:
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Skewers and rubber bands and tissue paper,
Good way to go for a splint.
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Speaking of splints, did you ever manage to break your dick off while looking at one of Shiela's pics? :emot_laughing:
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It's kind of a long time coming but I'll catch you all up. So obviously because I'm not feeling well, I did not last night. However, the week of Christmas while KB was hiatus, I hooked up with Allan three times. They were like the other times, pretty hot and heavy and a whole lot of fun. Christmas eve however was much different. It was a bit earlier in the evening, and we took our time. I thought it was going to be another night like the others, but he held me back. Forced me to slow it down. It was really nice to slow it down and enjoy all there is of him. I left many of teeth marks on his chest and shoulders. He seems like his nipples licked. He's also a fan of me swallowing. I love watching him roll and squirm until he releases.
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........ He's also a fan of me swallowing. ..........
Who wouldn't be ;D
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It has been a long time since Dan and I had sex. The last two weeks I've been on vacation without him, and he was gone for a couple of weeks before that. I missed him so much.
This was my best New Years Eve ever.
Just he and I for the night, with a couple of football games on mute in the afternoon and evening, while we talked. I donned some lingerie that he has never seen around 9:00 to get his mind off of football. We had a fire. I gave him one late Christmas gift, which was some silk boxers. He looked scrumptious in them. About 11:00 we took our party to the bedroom and we took our time with massages and just enjoying being together. Things started heating up about 11:45 as the television played in then background.
With 5 minutes to go in the year I guided him into me and he slowly and tenderly made love to me talking sweetly and telling me how much he loves me. When the ball dropped, things heated up even more as he lifted my legs over his shoulders and he really picked up the pace.
He didn't last long after this. I was okay that I didn't have my moment, because he enjoyed his so much. Then he did something he has never done. He pulled out of me and went down on me orally. He not ejaculating in the last month left a large deposit and he cleaned me up quite well I must say. I may have pulled some of his hair out while trying to pull his face into me deeper. He did at one time say, "Christ babe, you're hurting me."
"Sorry. Got carried away."
haha
Anyways, he got me to my happy place. It was a lovely way to ring in the New Year.
More football today it seems. Football and chili. The house is already smelling delicious.
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Good to hear Jules. Great way to reconnect after being apart. To say nothing about what a way to bring in the new year.
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Great news MJ, really made my day.
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He pulled out of me and went down on me orally. He not ejaculating in the last month left a large deposit and he cleaned me up quite well I must say.
What a good boy ;D
Also, Woo for sharing :emot_kiss:
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I think I technically did,
As penetration and insertion of liquid did happen.
It happened a few hours back.
I was nervous,
Very much,
Worried about the pain you see.
But after a lot of waiting,
My turn had finally come.
I went inside.
I was very tense.
I sat down.
Uncovered the spot.
She told me to just relax and let it go smoothly…
I was clenching both my hand and my teeth,
Howsoever,
When it happened….
It wasn’t painful at all…
Okay,
It was painful,
But like 1/16 of a mosquito bite, so
Like none,
Afterwards, she gave me a cotton ball for the blood.
And I headed out.
I had finally got first dose of the COVID vaccine lol.
What did you, the reader, think happened ?
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I had finally got first dose of the COVID vaccine lol.
What did you, the reader, think happened?!?!?! 😈😈😈😈
I think this is why you keep getting downvoted. Note, I did not downvote you. Show some maturity, stay on topic, and stop spamming.
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I had finally got first dose of the COVID vaccine lol.
What did you, the reader, think happened ?
I think this is why you keep getting downvoted. Note, I did not downvote you. Show some maturity, stay on topic, and stop spamming.
If people don't like my posts, they down-vote me, the end.
Afterall, it's their choice to do so, and they're free to do it.
I don't care for Boos,
Wait, I do.
As getting Boos is definitely easier, I'd rather get 100 Boos than 100 Woos,
Aiming for a thousand boos this year.
Although, I mean I understand your point, will try to go easy on the emojis from now on.
As for being on topic, I always try to go for out-of-the-box but nonetheless relevant stuff to post.
As for spamming, If you mean copy-pasting stuff, then I never do that, and even if I do, I later rectify it.
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I'm feeling much better so is sent Al a text to see if he'd like a Booty call tonight. Hed have to come to me, I'm not driving in this crappy weather. No response as of yet, but I have a feeling im getting the D tonight :emot_kiss:
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im getting the D tonight
'Vitamin D' for the ol immune system. Hopefully Allan can give you more than just a spoonful :emot_laughing:
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Maybe we should be considering the health benefits of an injection of protein.
I got my regular shot yesterday, so guess I'm in the right thread. And yes, it was great! ;D
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So, I got divorced over the holidays. Yep, wife #3, who has been a companion but not a wife since May 2018, who succumbed to Q-Anon conspiracy theories last year, and who would not attend marriage counseling, has finally been jettisoned, along with half my retirement savings and a limited amount of alimony, oh, and 50,000 shares in my startup just for grins. She likes a good deal more than anything. Anyway, I still wish her well. I suppose that indicates right there what a messed up individual I am.
Anyway, to the getting laid.
A few nights into life in my extremely modest apartment, I went online and started chatting with women.
On evening two, I met a very nice woman, and we hit it off. She was named after a kind of fruit, but this is Florida, and she shouldn't be held liable for her mom and dad's misdeeds at any rate, so fruit it is. We made a coffee date. First coffee date of the new dating cycle! I was excited to be starting off with a bang, but fully aware I would probably have to kiss some frogs before finding a princess.
She lives in rural Florida north of Tampa. There are no coffee shops in her vicinity, so we met at a Dunkin' Donuts, I kid you not. Her little town must be the most non-hipster place in the universe. Regardless, we had a very nice (and way too sweet) coffee together where we hit it off more. I learned more of her back story. She's a nurse and a widow. Her husband was gravely ill for years and must have recently passed away. I didn't ask how recently. She asked me whether I would like a tour of the environs. I said yes.
I drove her around in my Prius Prime and she navigated. I saw more churches, convents, and monasteries than God. Mostly Catholic, but many protestant as well. The territory reminded me of Central California, but with churches and without the mountains. About halfway through, I really wanted to put my hand on her thigh, so I asked her whether I could put my hand on her thigh, and she said yes. That thigh proceeded to get a thorough kneading due to my nervous energy, which she didn't seem to mind. She started kneading my thigh in return.
Upon returning to the Dunkin' Donuts, it was obvious that neither one of us wanted the date to end. She asked me whether I wanted to see her house, and I said yes. So we drove to her house.
We got to her house, where I met her two little yappy dogs. They instantly stopped yapping and fell in love with me, because I am indisputably the big dog. We sat at her dining table and talked and talked into the evening. It was as if neither of us had a real conversation for years. One bedroom was filled with the medical equipment her late husband had needed.
Everything was clicking. I was thinking, should I just kiss her? It seemed stupid to ask her. But I asked her anyway, because we'd just met, I am huge and therefore can be scary, and I'd like to think something is changing between men and women, even in my generation, where there's no such thing as too much communication or consent.
She said yes, and we started kissing deeply and wetly. I grabbed her up from her chair and stood her in front of me. She is about 5'1", so she was a little bit taller than me sitting down. As we continued to kiss, I stroked her body.
Matters quickly escalated to my hand down her pants, stroking her clit. She was sopping wet. I like all shapes of women, and Ms. Fruit is extremely shapely, with enormous tits (I think she said K) and an ass to match. Soon she started orgasming, and her knees buckled. I held her up and against me as I continued to kiss her and finger her to more orgasms.
We came up for air and it was getting dark. Her husband had been too sick for a few years to do anything but get a blowjob from her about once a month. She hadn't had sex in a long time, so it was quickly agreed we would go to her bed. I made arrangements to spend the night just in case, and so it quickly turned into spending the night.
We got her all unwrapped on her bed. It shouldn't have been a surprise that Ms. Fruit tasted like fruit, mangoes perhaps. I snacked on her cute, extremely wet, extremely little pussy for, it turned out to be, an hour. She orgasmed often. She seemed to have no limit where she got overstimulated. She just kept taking it, and we were both in heaven. Putting a finger into her to tickle her g spot, my index finger was snug in her pussy. I have a fairly large index finger, but nowhere near the thickness of my penis. I began to worry whether I would be able to get into her. She'd had three sons, but all by cesarean.
I needed to get really, really, really hard. Not a problem, since she gives incredible blowjobs. We were in no hurry. We were at it all night, talking and making love. Eventually, with the help of some lube, I was able to open up and get into her tiny pussy. Luckily, she is very limber. With her feet over her head, I was able to plunge directly down into her with all my weight and squish! Once I got past her first three inches, I just had to remember not to come back out too far.
She loved the process and orgasmed often, yet was very circumspect about it during. It was hard for me to tell, but she clued me in afterwards. She had been very quiet during foreplay, too, but many women are. She said her husbands never wanted her to make noise. She pointed out her orgasms to me. She discreetly cried out "huh!" more and more emphatically as she came. I thought it was very cute, once I realized what it was. In contrast, when I finally came in her, I let out this huge roar that probably woke half her neighborhood.
We talked for a long time, until it was dawn. She had to go to work, and I needed to get back to Sarasota to go to work at noon, so we parted ways with serious plans to see each other more.
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Wow! Way to go Sweetens. Thanks for the details. You could become the male Shiela... and I mean that in a good way.
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A Wow from me to, and a Woo as well Sweetums: :sign_lookinggood:
You are a lucky man and right now, I can think of nothing better than going to Florida and pick some fruit.
And to msslave. :emot_bottomspank:
Regarding your resent post about protein: UP YOURS! - and I mean that in the best way........Caveman .....Sorry if I'm pushing it here.
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And to msslave. :emot_bottomspank:
Regarding your resent post about protein: UP YOURS! - and I mean that in the best way........Caveman .....Sorry if I'm pushing it here.
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I've always been open about being bi. Sorry if you were surprised. :emot_laughing:
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And to msslave. :emot_bottomspank:
Regarding your resent post about protein: UP YOURS! - and I mean that in the best way........Caveman .....Sorry if I'm pushing it here.
I've always been open about being bi. Sorry if you were surprised. :emot_laughing:
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What makes you think I am surprisede.............. I mean "Up yours" - "in the best way" - "pushing it"
I'm bi bi myself and if you are bi, so bi it.
And bees have twise the fun. :emot_updwn:
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Yes we do.. ;D
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Cleanup on aisle 7! ;D
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So, I got divorced over the holidays. . .
We talked for a long time, until it was dawn. She had to go to work, and I needed to get back to Sarasota to go to work at noon, so we parted ways with serious plans to see each other more.
A very nice account. Very sweet and sexy and human. Showed a very nice side of your personality. Congratulations.
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On evening two, I met a very nice woman, and we hit it off. She was named after a kind of fruit, but this is Florida, and she shouldn't be held liable for her mom and dad's misdeeds at any rate, so fruit it is.
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Big Melons?
And a woo for a wonderful retelling. Congratulations Sweetums :emot_wow:
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Hot damn sweetums. That's a big Woo from me. Not something you'd expect to read when it starts out with "I got divorced"
Just a wonderful retelling :emot_kiss:
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Hot damn sweetums. That's a big Woo from me. Not something you'd expect to read when it starts out with "I got divorced"
Just a wonderful retelling :emot_kiss:
I know, right?
I thought about posting it to "what ruined my day today," but that was clearly not appropriate. I thought about "what made my day today," but with the necessary mention of the breakup to bring folks up to date, it didn't fit either. This seemed the appropriate venue for a story that could still turn out any which way.
That said, so far so good!
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On evening two, I met a very nice woman, and we hit it off. She was named after a kind of fruit, but this is Florida, and she shouldn't be held liable for her mom and dad's misdeeds at any rate, so fruit it is.
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Big Melons?
And a woo for a wonderful retelling. Congratulations Sweetums :emot_wow:
Sadly, the fruit she is named after is not a melon. However, based on my experience with her so far, she turned out to be aptly named. :-)
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Wow! Way to go Sweetens. Thanks for the details. You could become the male Shiela... and I mean that in a good way.
I am more hoping that Sheila becomes the female me and finds a man as wise, bright, and kind as this woman. I really think I've hit the jackpot here. Am I jinxing myself?
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Speaking of Shiela, just reserving my seat here for tomorrow's report about tonight's birthday celebration 🥳🎉
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Speaking of Shiela, just reserving my seat here for tomorrow's report about tonight's birthday celebration 🥳🎉
He said he wants to try something. Figures I'm adventurous enough, I may not mind him doing it. Like my text says
I said it was weird, not that i wouldnt do it.
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Whipped cream. That was his thing he wanted to try. Said he never felt comfortable bringing it up with anybody he's ever been with, but figured I'd be fine with it. I was already having a great day, and had a few margaritas in me, and this was quite literally topping on the cake.
I smiled and told him i was expecting blindfolds, gags, clamps, whips, chains, collars and leashes (those last two i would have loved). He joked that he had those things in the back and hellngo get them real quick if the whip cream is too boring. Then he took on the bashful near innocent look and said he'd always wanted to bring whip cream into play, and that look with his blue eyes, made me want him so bad, my growler nearly ate my panties to get at him. Before we could get started though, he had to put his sweet little girl in his office. Didnt need her sticking her nose everywhere trying to get some whipped cream.
He had flavors of whipped cream. During the holiday, there was a company that released three flavors. Peppermint, chocolate, and maple vanilla. He had all three cans sitting there in the fridge. Had bought those with this in mind, and held onto them for two months building the courage to bring it up. I said we could have done this at christmas, but now is as good as any.
I didnt wait too long before I started kissing him and doing hand stuff. I'm not sure what he had in mind, but I started things off with the chocolate cream. He was against the fridge and I was in my knees enjoying my cock sundae. After the first squirt of the can I handed it up to him. After I cleaned it all up, I'd lick, kiss and gentle.suck on his balls until he squirt some more cream on himself, and then I'd go up and clean it off. He know I don't/can't ideepthroat, so he kept most of it on the head of his dick. Twice he pushed my limit, and I gagged a little splattering cream all over him. He'd apologize, but I'd just smile and lick the splatter off his stomach and legs, before going back to work on him. Every time it was all cleaned up I'd smile and say "yummy"
When he bends down and pulls my chin to him for a kiss, that's him telling me enough with the blowjob, and it's time to get to business. We moved to the bedroom, and I love seeing a man with an erection walking. The way it swings and bounces is part comical and part sexy. We got back to the bedroom, where he had towels ready, and it was my turn to be desert. He was chocolate, and I was maple vanilla, which to be honest tasted better. I may or may not have sucked a few shots straight from the can. I'd put tiny little blobs wherever I wanted him to lick clean. My breats got the most attention at first, but I'd also put some on my neck, my ribs, stomach, and I'd put a long line in between my breasts. There probably wasn't a single spot on my entire upper body he hadn't licked clean. He smiled the entire time, and kept moaning and come up and repeating my "yummy". It was fantastic to have so much focus everywhere like that.
Dont think I forgot to put some on my growler, I just did it far my sparingly because he would get to into what he was doing there. Don't get me wrong, it was extremely pleasant, but he'd get a little too carried away and it took me spraying cream all over to get him to focus elsewhere. It was a fun and sticky mess, and decided it was best to finish in a nice hot shower. He had gone a little soft, so in the hot water of the shower, I used my mouth and hand to her him proper hard again, and then with me bent gripping the water spout he took me from behind. The water had begun to cool before he finally finished. Once again I found myself on my knees in front of him swallowing "cream".
Shower done, i borrowed a shirt and sweats, let out his dog, and he went to the bedroom to clear up any mess, and I went and sat on the sofa with her. He came to join us and because of a conversation here, I convinced him to watch the great British baking show/bake off and I fell asleep with her between us.
I woke up with a shock as she surprised me with kisses to my face. He was starting to get ready for work, and he told me to stay as long as I wanted. So after he left, I went into the bedroom and fell back to sleep with her by my feet. Woke up about two hours later, grabbed my clothes and headed home.
Probably one of my best birthdays ever. :emot_kiss:
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Whipped cream birthday. :emot_kiss:
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Huh, I think after reading that, much of the audience will also be covered in, uh, whipped cream :emot_laughing:
On a serious note, I'm very happy to hear you had such a great birthday :emot_kiss:
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Probably one of my best birthdays ever. :emot_kiss:
So happy for you. And thanks for sharing. And happy birthday again. We love you.
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Love you right back :emot_kiss:
Probably one of my best birthdays ever. :emot_kiss:
So happy for you. And thanks for sharing. And happy birthday again. We love you.
I didnt tell you about his gaming chair. That was while KB was on hiatus.
I wouldn't call him a gamer, like Ben loved to play games and spent quite a hit of free time doing it, Allan plays sports games and online stuff from time to time, but he has this chair with speakers on it, but it doesnt have legs, it like a giant firm cushion that sits on the floor with a rounded bottom, so it rocks back and forth.
I straddled him while he sat in it, and it was amazing. The smooth motion of rocking while he we had sex, added this relaxation to it. I want to try reverse cowgirl on it next time we use it.
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Once again, a very happy birthday Miss Shiela,
With every new day of this year, I hope you have a new unique & pleasant experience. 🎂🎉🪅🎊🤩🎈🎉🥳
Where did he get that chair? If I may ask, did he order it online?I didnt tell you about his gaming chair.
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What a birthday. Oh to be young again. I have vague memories of whipped cream years ago. No flavors back then but didn't care. ;D
You do know how to celebrate. :emot_wave2:
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Allan has this chair with speakers on it, but it doesnt have legs, it like a giant firm cushion that sits on the floor with a rounded bottom, so it rocks back and forth.
I straddled him while he sat in it, and it was amazing. The smooth motion of rocking while he we had sex, added this relaxation to it. I want to try reverse cowgirl on it next time we use it.
Dr. Weissmuller furiously takes notes... He is the former director of The Third Reich’s Höhepunkt-Versuchseinheit, and quite the pervert.
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Where did he get that chair? If I may ask, did he order it online?I didnt tell you about his gaming chair.
You know, I never asked, as I didn't find it all that important at the time. Tell you what though, next time he's relaxing in it with his cock in my mouth, I'll pull away and ask for you. 😘
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Another woo deserving post and soooo happy your birthday ended so wonderfully. Having seen your post
Here's the first set of pics that I shared that I didn't put little decals on.
doesn't such a beautiful part of your anatomy deserve a more attractive name than "growler"? :emot_kiss:
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Without all of Sheila's detail
ME
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Without all of Sheila's detail
ME
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Woo
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That would be a big yes.
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Good girl. No details this time, so I'm guessing it was epic and you're too worn out to write more. :emot_kiss:
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That would be a big yes.
Good to hear :D :emot_kiss:
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Good girl. No details this time, so I'm guessing it was epic and you're too worn out to write more. :emot_kiss:
Just not really any details to tell. The night before last we hooked up after I had him try the meatballs I made. Last night he asked if I could spare any more, and since I made a double batch I had plenty. I started going down on him while he ate, and then we went to the bedroom and I rode him to orgasm.
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Wonderful combo... meatballs..BJ and sex. :emot_kiss: ;D
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Good girl. No details this time, so I'm guessing it was epic and you're too worn out to write more. :emot_kiss:
Just not really any details to tell. The night before last we hooked up after I had him try the meatballs I made. Last night he asked if I could spare any more, and since I made a double batch I had plenty. I started going down on him while he ate, and then we went to the bedroom and I rode him to orgasm.
Love the dessert you serve. 8) 8)
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How nice of him to let you sample his meatballs in return ;D
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I hope, you didn’t confuse one of the actual/edible meatballs with one of the non-edible ones (one of his). :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Otherwise, the bite scar would be there for a long, long time.
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Love the dessert you serve. 8) 8)
Well there was some pie 😘I hope, you didn’t confuse one of the actual/edible meatballs with one of the non-edible ones (one of his). :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Otherwise, the bite scar would be there for a long, long time.
No biting, but I savor them just the same.
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CT shall be here!
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CT shall be here!
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As you wish...
I'll just say what you've been thinking, and that we know that you've been wondering what it would be like to have Shiela between your legs, dragging her nails and tongue up your thigh, pulling each of your balls into her mouth as your dick starts to twitch with anticipation, then tracing the tip of her tongue up the underside of your shaft before tickling your frenulum while you leak more and more precum..
..and since you can't even get yourself to call her a good girl, you're probably so submissive yourself that you would like to be her good little boy, and you'd love to hear her tell you, 'Be a good little boy and have your cute little cock make some yummy cummy for your Miss Shiela!'
;D
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You'll never give up, will you?
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...tickling your frenulum...
what does that mean? ??? ??? ??? ???
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...tickling your frenulum...
what does that mean? ??? ??? ??? ???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_of_prepuce_of_penis
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You'll never give up, will you?
You did summon me, and if you weren't having fun, you wouldn't always go to such obvious lengths to convince us that you're not getting naughty to certain, uhm, material on KB ;)
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You'll never give up, will you?
You did summon me, and if you weren't having fun, you wouldn't always go to such obvious lengths to convince us that you're not getting naughty to certain, uhm, material on KB ;)
Strap me to a two-in-one electric chair (with controlled output, mind you.) And lie detector.
Then ask me this,
The look on your face would be enough compensation.
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Ask you what, whether you're pulling your grenade pin? ;D
Oh, I don't really care. When you first seemed to have an aversion to the idea, I thought it was odd that you'd torture yourself through self-denial like that, since Shiela's said she shares pics to turn us on. But at the end of the day, it's not my business to whom or what you do or don't jerk off, or if you even jerk off at all. ;)
But you keep trying so hard to convince us that you're not doing anything. It wouldn't make any sense trying to convince us if you were serious, because it would indicate you worried there might really be some sort of negative consequence or punishment for you to fear if any of us ever thought you were busting a nut to Shiela's pics, and yet clearly nobody has a problem with that idea. So your efforts come across as part of a teasing game, having fun trying to see how some of us respond in return to your promises that you're keeping your hands to yourself
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Ask you what, whether you're pulling your grenade pin? ;D
Oh, I don't really care. When you first seemed to have an aversion to the idea, I thought it was odd that you'd torture yourself through self-denial like that, since Shiela's said she shares pics to turn us on. But at the end of the day, it's not my business to whom or what you do or don't jerk off, or if you even jerk off at all. ;)
But you keep trying so hard to convince us that you're not doing anything. It wouldn't make any sense trying to convince us if you were serious, because it would indicate you worried there might really be some sort of negative consequence or punishment for you to fear if any of us ever thought you were busting a nut to Shiela's pics, and yet clearly nobody has a problem with that idea. So your efforts come across as part of a teasing game, having fun trying to see how some of us respond in return to your promises that you're keeping your hands to yourself
Don't play this game of reverse psychology on me.
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These are not the droids you're looking for? :o
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Alright, time to get the thread back on track...
Let's go Allan, let's go *clap, clap*
Let's go Allan, let's go *clap, clap*
Push it in, push it in, wwwaaayyy in!
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Alright, time to get the thread back on track...
Let's go Allan, let's go *clap, clap*
Let's go Allan, let's go *clap, clap*
Push it in, push it in, wwwaaayyy in!
:emot_cheerlead: :emot_cheerlead: :emot_cheerlead:
You can also add you and me to your cheer, while you are at it. ;D ;D
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I had to apologize for saying he was cut off. He told me to stand in front if him and strip. When I started to take my clothes off, he said strip tease. Didn't have any music on, so it was a bit odd, but I used to do strip aerobics at the gym, so I was happy that I got to use some of that. I just let songs play in my head, and I stripped for him. By the time I was completely naked, except for my socks (my feet were cold sue me), he had pulled himself out of his pants and was rock hard and stroking. Using one finger he told me to come to him, which I did happily on hands and knees, and spent a good amount if time servicing him. I didnt break any record last night, but I think I did pretty good, and I paced myself.
I thought we'd have sex in the chair or maybe the couch, but he wanted the bedroom, so off we went, were I spent most if the top both regular and reverse. Again I paced myself and let his hands have there fun which I thoroughly enjoyed myself. His use of fingers during, brought out my first O pretty quick. My use of fingers helped with the second during reverse cowgirl. His came shortly after that, and it tasted absolutely wonderful.
Pretty sure he excepted my apology
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I had to apologize for saying he was cut off. He told me to stand in front if him and strip. When I started to take my clothes off, he said strip tease. Didn't have any music on, so it was a bit odd, but I used to do strip aerobics at the gym, so I was happy that I got to use some of that. I just let songs play in my head, and I stripped for him. By the time I was completely naked, except for my socks (my feet were cold sue me), he had pulled himself out of his pants and was rock hard and stroking. Using one finger he told me to come to him, which I did happily on hands and knees, and spent a good amount if time servicing him. I didnt break any record last night, but I think I did pretty good, and I paced myself.
I thought we'd have sex in the chair or maybe the couch, but he wanted the bedroom, so off we went, were I spent most if the top both regular and reverse. Again I paced myself and let his hands have there fun which I thoroughly enjoyed myself. His use of fingers during, brought out my first O pretty quick. My use of fingers helped with the second during reverse cowgirl. His came shortly after that, and it tasted absolutely wonderful.
Pretty sure he excepted my apology
I'm not sure. Perhaps you need to apologise again ;D
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Oh man! The visual description you give is like watching a porn movie in my head.
Good girl. I'll be in a good mood now for tomorrow's cheese run! ;D
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I had to apologize for saying he was cut off. He told me to stand in front if him and strip. When I started to take my clothes off, he said strip tease. Didn't have any music on, so it was a bit odd, but I used to do strip aerobics at the gym, so I was happy that I got to use some of that. I just let songs play in my head, and I stripped for him. By the time I was completely naked, except for my socks (my feet were cold sue me), he had pulled himself out of his pants and was rock hard and stroking. Using one finger he told me to come to him, which I did happily on hands and knees, and spent a good amount if time servicing him. I didnt break any record last night, but I think I did pretty good, and I paced myself.
Such a dirty little cum slut.. uhm, I mean good little girl :emot_kiss:
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cum slut..
No🤬
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Sorry, my brain is extra pervy today 🤣🤣
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Sorry, my brain is extra pervy today 🤣🤣
Two things will put you on my shit list
1. Insulting my dad
2. Calling me "slut" or any version of it.
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I thought we'd have sex in the chair or maybe the couch, but he wanted the bedroom, so off we went, were I spent most if the top both regular and reverse. Again I paced myself and let his hands have there fun which I thoroughly enjoyed myself. His use of fingers during, brought out my first O pretty quick. My use of fingers helped with the second during reverse cowgirl. His came shortly after that, and it tasted absolutely wonderful.
Pretty sure he excepted my apology
I'm so happy for you Shiela ;D
And a little for meeeeeee to.
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Sorry, my brain is extra pervy today 🤣🤣
Two things will put you on my shit list
1. Insulting my dad
2. Calling me "slut" or any version of it.
I'm sorry about that then. I meant it in a naughty, complimentary way, but I'll stick to 'good girl' in the future anyway, good girl 🥰
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OK not last night. My playtime is usually in the morning. Had a cheese run to Wisconsin today. Stopped by my favorite playmate. He was waiting for me on his bed wearing yellow mesh panties and white nylons. So appealing with his cute little ass. I was soon naked and his little panties didn't stay on long either. Lots of fun as I pleased him as he directed. I am sub to him and love when he dominates me. There was even some 69 activity (me on the bottom of course) and a brief but intense discipline session involving his hand and belt and my ass. :facepalm:
We finished in the usual fashion. Me on my back and he mounted my face. As I passively lay under him, he proceeds to use my mouth like a growler until he drops a nice load down my throat. ;D :aol_fellate: :aol_69:
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"Used your mouth like a growler" :emot_laughing:
Woo for your cheese run love.
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A Woo from me to msslave for being you, standing by it and never giving up. :emot_clap: :emot_clap: :emot_clap: :emot_clap: :emot_clap:
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Been a long time since. Might do it for Dan to watch. Or maybe I'll ask him to masturbate and I'll watch.
Will report back.
Nope, no masturbating, but...
I went to bed earlier. He was staying up late watching some car auction show.
He crawled into bed about midnight and cuddled and I fell back to sleep. At 3ish I got up to go potty and came back to bed and fell back to sleep. I was awakened by a wandering hand a bit later under my top..I didn't react, just let him feel the girls. I then rolled on my back and let him rub the front side of my body. He was teasing me by going down to the waistband of my shorts and going back up. So I lifted my bottom and removed those, then took off my top. His hands explore more and he finally found my happy spot. He didn't play there long, but instead whispered in my ear.
"69, get on me."
Not my favorite position but it was pretty flippin amazing this morning. I rode his wonderful mouth to happy land, twice. As he approached his moment, I slowed. Teasing him. Letting the pressure build. He wasn't happy and after a couple of sharp slaps on my behind, my lips and tongue worked his hardness. His hips started coming up off the mattress trying to penetrate my mouth deeper
Mount Daniel finally erupted.
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Woo for getting to the peak of mount Daniel. Love that you got back at him for his teasing
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Yay Jules. Great fun description. Mt. Daniel! :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Been a long time since. Might do it for Dan to watch. Or maybe I'll ask him to masturbate and I'll watch.
Will report back.
Nope, no masturbating, but...
I went to bed earlier. He was staying up late watching some car auction show.
He crawled into bed about midnight and cuddled and I fell back to sleep. At 3ish I got up to go potty and came back to bed and fell back to sleep. I was awakened by a wandering hand a bit later under my top..I didn't react, just let him feel the girls. I then rolled on my back and let him rub the front side of my body. He was teasing me by going down to the waistband of my shorts and going back up. So I lifted my bottom and removed those, then took off my top. His hands explore more and he finally found my happy spot. He didn't play there long, but instead whispered in my ear.
"69, get on me."
Not my favorite position but it was pretty flippin amazing this morning. I rode his wonderful mouth to happy land, twice. As he approached his moment, I slowed. Teasing him. Letting the pressure build. He wasn't happy and after a couple of sharp slaps on my behind, my lips and tongue worked his hardness. His hips started coming up off the mattress trying to penetrate my mouth deeper
Mount Daniel finally erupted.
Thar he blows. ;D ;D I thought I felt the ground shake early this morning.
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Mount Cocksuvius 😂
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Meeeeeeee. :gay: :emot_wow: And again this morning, and a little later this morning :emot_cheerlead:
:hug:
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Bell does love her emojis. From the look of her most recent post, sex must have been epic. Happy for you two, Bell.
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Bell does love her emojis. From the look of her most recent post, sex must have been epic. Happy for you two, Bell.
Sorry about all the emojis ms. I got carried away a little.........again...... and thank you, it was.
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Don't apologize. I enjoy seeing your use of emojis. You express yourself very clearly by making good use of them. I'm old and am more used to words. :evil: :emot_ntworthy: :emot_cheerlead: :emot_urck: :emot_updwn:
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Meeeeeeee. :gay: :emot_wow: And again this morning, and a little later this morning :emot_cheerlead:
:hug:
Good to see you happy. >:D<
And yes we heard you. :emot_laughing: P was all oohs and aahs about you twoo until she found out, you had used up all the hot water. :emot_pullhair:
Later. :emot_kiss:
Ps. Be nice to msslave :emot_whipit: :emot_whistling:
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:emot_posteroops: :emot_blush: :emot_blush: :facepalm:
Later. :emot_kiss:
I will.......not :sign_insertevillaughhere:
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If you're going to waste water, that's the best way to do it. Woo
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Unfortunately no. Sigh, such is life. Lol
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:emot_posteroops: :emot_blush: :emot_blush: :facepalm:
Later. :emot_kiss:
I will.......not :sign_insertevillaughhere:
That's right Bell. As a submissive, being nice to me would be to be mean to me. :roll:
So, beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks. :emot_laughing:
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That's right Bell. As a submissive, being nice to me would be to be mean to me. :roll:
So, beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks. :emot_laughing:
Sorry, no bad checks. >:( I'm a good girl remember. :angel: And it's only supposed to sting for a day or two. :emot_tongue:
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And yes we heard you.
:evil:
;D
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You know it :emot_kiss:
Allan found a movie at redbox we both wanted to see and asked if I wanted to come over to watch it and I said yes.
I figured we watch the movie and if it was boring or not as good as we hoped, then I'd start things off with my mouth like I usually do. The movie was extremely entertaining and we loved every minute of it. So after Ghostbusters Afterlife, he put on Groundhog Day and then he kind of surprised me by kicking things off.
I sat on the couch and after he hit play on the dvd, he stepped right to me and leaned in for some kissing. He kind of forced me back so I was reclined against the armrest. His fingers went to work on my buttons and zipper, and he hooked his fingers in the waistband and pulled my pants and panties down to my knees before he had to grab them.by the ankles and remove them. He tossed them to the side and immediately put his head down between my thighs. I just pwr my head drop back and enjoyed his mouth, roaming hands, and invading fingers. He didn't stop at all until I had my first O. He only had to push his dog away once and she left us alone.
He didn't give me.much of a break before he grabbed my legs and pulled me until my butt was off the edge of the couch. Held my legs up a d pushed my knees to my chest when he entered me, and he was HARD! He didnt hold back either and didnt give me much adjustment time. Just because I had an O doesn't mean I'm all warmed up and stretched, quite the opposite actually, so when he pushed it, I almost let out a bit of a scream. I wasnt angry though, the fact he couldn't hold himself make was a huge turn on. He had pushed my shirt up along with my bra and he was using one hand to grip the girls pretty hard until he finally pulled out and came on my stomach. I wasn't really expecting that, but it was perfectly fine. I enjoyed watching.
After I went and cleaned yo we sat on the couch and watched what was left of groundhog day. When it was over he grabbed me and the dvd, went to the bedroom and he played it on the tv in there. As soon as he hit play he was back on top of me. This is when I asked if we were doing a groundhog day type night and he just smiled. It was slower and much my foreplay than actual sex. I had myself another orgasms through his fingers, and he had another though obviously smaller one in my mouth. After we talked to a bit while the movie played. He fell asleep with about 10 minutes left, and then I got comfy and fell asleep myself.
I woke with hands roaming my body and the sound of the song weatherman. He had restarted the movie and was getting me ready for another round. He did this one more time during the night, until he woke me up to tell me he had to leave for work. I got up later, took a shower, played with his sweet baby girl and then I went home.
Groundhog day became a favorite "holiday" last night
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Who knew... Groundhog Day, the new aphrodisiac. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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I wonder what kind of shadow Shiela saw? Will it be six more weeks of sex with Allan? ;D ;D
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*raises hand*
Slow and gentle he was. I had my eyes closed and just laid there as he did all the work.
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*raises hand*
Slow and gentle he was. I had my eyes closed and just laid there as he did all the work.
You must still be down in Florida, it's too cold around here for slow and gentle.
Woo for you
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You must still be down in Florida,
One more week. Leaving Sunday. ALTHOUGH, the school district did send out an email stating online is still an option if we're not comfortable sending our children into class. So we're considering staying. The friend of my dad whose house we are staying at is coming home next Sunday, so we'd have to get out of here Friday, leaving time for a house cleaner to come in on Saturday. We do have a plan for extending our stay, but I'm not sure we're going to, but there is a possibility.
I'm going to miss Jensen Beach.
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*raises hand*
Slow and gentle he was. I had my eyes closed and just laid there as he did all the work.
So Tom is slow and gentle? Nice. ;D ;D
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So Tom is slow and gentle? Nice. ;D ;D
In my dreams or fantasies he's not.
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So Tom is slow and gentle? Nice. ;D ;D
In my dreams or fantasies he's not.
Tom always liked to go long and hard. ;D
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Was hoping to get some last night. It had been a while. Anyways, it didn't happen.
Woke up this morning in a pissy mood. Mrs JBRG got up, got dressed, gave me a hug and walked the dogs.
I stayed in bed and just let the pissed off mood continue. When the Mrs got back, I was still in bed. She climbed on the bed and got snuggly. I didn't say a word. After a while, I rolled over (the shoulder I was laying on was complaining) and got into our usual snuggle position.
Soon enough, I had to pee. So, I got up, and said to her, "I'm going to pee. When I come out, I'm going to fuck you."
When I came out, I started the foreplay, eventually got her undressed. Then, I did as promised. I fucked her. She had a moderate orgasm. Shortly after her cum, I did the same.
This wasn't love making.
I must say, my mood was much better for the rest of today.
That is all.
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I usually say something disgusting to the Mrs. when I’m ready to fuck any knotty hole in a board. Something about being used as a masturbatory aid that seems to excite her. Anyway, I gave you a woo.
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Such sweet talkers :emot_kiss: Woo for both of you
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Such sweet talkers :emot_kiss: Woo for both of you
haha, that's what I was thinking.
Only dated one guy that spoke to me like that.
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You know it :emot_kiss:
The movie was extremely entertaining and we loved every minute of it. So after Ghostbusters Afterlife, he put on Groundhog Day and then he kind of surprised me by kicking things off.
You had me at Ghostbusters Afterlife.... LOL
Ghostbusters is an obsession of mine. :D
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A wandering hand awoke me last night. I pretended to sleep throughout it, even through my O. About 30 minutes later I stirred and snuggled up next to him, whispering, "I just had the best dream ever."
He asked if I had really slept through it.
I confessed I had not and thanked him with a kiss.
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I tried the exact same thing on Allan last night. He had a bad day, and was having a few drinks. He ended up falling asleep on the couch, and I tired waking him up in similar fashion, but he wasn't having it. So I left and drove home around 10:30 last night.
So one of us is rather crabby today😠
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Nothing fancy. Just two senior citizens rekindling fun times. Slept really well after. 8) 8)
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Nothing fancy. Just two senior citizens rekindling fun times. Slept really well after. 8) 8)
Woo to you both for keeping that passion alive :emot_kiss:
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Yesterday was a rough and shitty day for me. I was at work, everyone decided to catch the "lets go absolutely stupid doing a job we have been doing forever" bug. Higher ups chewed me two more nice superfluous assholes because my team went full dumb, which like a quick rising plague, spread to the other groups. Secretaries popping off with the cliche' d "Must be Monday." bullshit jokes that gets them through, and is printed on every god damned motivational poster plastered on every fucking wall. My oldest calls me at work needing money for a book she forgot to buy at the beginning of the semester, my second daughter wanted to borrow my truck to help move out a friend, who was graduating and removed herself from the lease, so now I have to "help" her and her sexy but dumb friends with a part of the rent until their new roomie moves in when she starts in the summer, oh and that truck came back almost empty of gas and dinged to hell and back. My younger daughter has declared to us that she is an independent woman at 15 almost 16, but I still have to give her an allowance and provide food and shelter, and all that shit. My son, whom I thought was actually smarter than his biology, decided to go full teen boy, and put a big hole in my shed with an improvised potato cannon, not using fire, but my 2000 dollar air compressor, and a tire blaster that my father threw out because it was rusting out and dangerous. So after Dinner, I drove to the middle of nowhere and screamed my head off for an hour.
I tell that story to tell you all this.
My wife was getting ready for bed, giving me the cold shoulder for some strange reason, and I get my shower, grab a book I wanted to read, and settle in for an epic old persons night of wild fun. But noo that was not in the stars for me. She jumped on me before she even got under the covers. I was not in the mood to fuck and she did not care. I was tired and weak, and she was brutal and strong. I tried crawling out of the bed to get away but she was not having any of it. We fucked like animals until three a.m. and she just rolls over with a smile and asks "feel better?" pure gold.
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Woo to you. Wish my wife had that kind of initiative.
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I got horny and a bit playful in my bed last night hearing my drunk roommate cheat on her boyfriend with two guys she came home with. Holy fuck is she is lustfully sounding screamer. But I don't think that counts me me.
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Woo for the threesome and the roommate
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Started on Thursday night. We went to bed and I whispered in her ear that I wanted her but not that night. Friday night, we crawled into bed and I whispered again that I wanted her but on Saturday night. Last night we were snuggling and I whispered in her ear that I wanted her now.
I will be quite clear here, I was not expecting what ended up happening. I was expecting our usual lovemaking. The same boring routine that we usually go through. Maybe it was the playful suggestion that I made earlier in the day that she should invite a friend into bed with us. I don't know. What I do know is SHE fucked me. And she fucked me good. My heart rate during our normal encounters is usually in the 95-100 range. Last night, it got to 122 for a good portion of our romp.
That is all.
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Gets a woo from me.
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. My heart rate during our normal encounters is usually in the 95-100 range. Last night, it got to 122 for a good portion of our romp.
Confession.....
I check my hear trate all the time during love making. I also check Dan's
I'm usually in the 95 range, sometimes over 100. Dan is in the low 80's.
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Not last night but this morning. I can't remember when we last had sex in the morning but since our lives have been pretty hectic lately and neither of us can stay up late after a long day, Mrs suggested this morning why don't we do it now. The eagle is smiling.
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Happy for our Eagle. Bet feathers were flying for a while. ;D
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As someone here used to say, I didn't, but my mouth did.
Allan knew I was going through some tough stuff, and even though he have me space like I had asked, he still called or sent me a text here and there. Not too much, and not too little. He knew I wanted to see the new movie Death on The Nile, and said he got off of work a little early, and there was an early showing and asked if I wanted to go. I needed to get out so I said yes.
We were the only ones in the theater when the previews started and I told him about a time when men and my friends saw a Tuesday showing of Jumanji (with Dwayne Johnson) and we had the whole theater to ourselves. I thought it was going to be like that for us, but one other person ended up coming in. He sat two rows up, but in the middle, where we sat on the end.
The movie started and I was into it immediately trying to pay attention details to see if I could keep up with detective Hercule Poirot, I have not read the book, so it was all new for me. I was picking up on everything, and then it happened. The Riva boat.
I wanted to be on that boat. Naked on that boat. Giving and receiving pleasure on that boat. I became very aware of his presence, his shoulder touching mine, the way he smelled, even when he moved to eat some popcorn. I found myself thinking about something I had read early (thank you MJ) and I started getting really hot. I had my hand tucked between my legs and I was rubbing my thighs together wondering he'd be up for the adventure.
I took a move out of my own book and like I had done to him in the bar, leaned over to him and told him "I want to suck your dick."
He just looked at me and said nothing, and in his silence I slowly slid put of my seat and tucked myself between his legs. He didnt help with his button or zipper other than to raise his hips to make it easier. I tugged his pants down enough that I could reach in and fish him out, and then wasted no time licking and kissing him up and down. Felt him grow in my mouth, but I think he was already half way there because he's got a thing for Gal Gadot.
I loved the way he felt in my mouth, the way he squeezed me with his legs, his hand on my head. I kept looking up at him to see his head roll back. I couldnt hear him moaning or anything because between the theater volume and I assume his wanted to keep quite because of that other guy there, but I could watch his chest rise and fall with deep breaths. I ran one hand up and down his body under his shirt while the other assisted my mouth. I could tell by his hips moving that he was getting ready and i just held my mouth on him until he let go and filled it up. I sucked and nursed on him swallowing everything until he started pushing me away.
I slowly got up and took my seat next to him while he got his pants back on. I chased his load down with a couple gulps of cherry Pepsi. I leaned heavy against him and watched the rest of the movie in silence.
After the movie he dropped me off and I told him I wanted to be alone, and thanked him for bringing mentor the movie.
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So, there was popcorn too! :emot_laughing:
Good girl :emot_kiss:
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Shiela, I have two tickets to the matinee. Want to join me. ;D ;D A definite WOO, though. If asked, I wonder if Allan could tell us what the movie was about? 8)
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Shiela, I have two tickets to the matinee. Want to join me. ;D ;D A definite WOO, though. If asked, I wonder if Allan could tell us what the movie was about? 8)
I'm guessing there was plenty of shooting ;D
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As I have said before - woo and a thousand times woo. :aol_poundit: (still with the wrong hand)
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As I have said before - woo and a thousand times woo. :aol_poundit: (still with the wrong hand)
Wrong hand? Don't both do the same? ;D ;D
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I'm guessing there was plenty of shooting ;D
That got a laugh out loud from me, DM.
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Not last night, but a little over an hour ago. Needed a nice release and he gave it to me. I was wrapped around him like a second skin while he sat in his gaming chair slowly rocking back and forth. I can still feel him inside me, still smell him on my skin.
Sooo relaxed right now.
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Not last night, but a little over an hour ago. Needed a nice release and he gave it to me. I was wrapped around him like a second skin while he sat in his gaming chair slowly rocking back and forth. I can still feel him inside me, still smell him on my skin.
Sooo relaxed right now.
Good for you. Now go get some more and don't ever go that long without ever again.
That is all.
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This will be three nights in a row. What better way to keep depression at bay than be stuffed full by a good looking guy.
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Our Shiela... always ready to please...then share with us.
Good girl! :emot_kiss:
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This will be three nights in a row. What better way to keep depression at bay than be stuffed full by a good looking guy.
Well, thank you. :emot_kiss:
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than be stuffed full
So you're a turkey? No wonder the eagle likes you :emot_laughing:
Ok, that was... sorry :facepalm: :facepalm:
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I had originally typed out "ravaged by a good looking guy" but these weren't "ravaged" kind of moments.
Felt full... complete.
Next time I'll just say, "being physically and emotionally stimulated by a male and his penis."
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That's saying a mouth full. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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I had originally typed out "ravaged by a good looking guy" but these weren't "ravaged" kind of moments.
Felt full... complete.
Next time I'll just say, "being physically and emotionally stimulated by a male and his penis."
Or you can say you were assaulted by a friendly weapon. ;D ;D
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Had a satisfying morning session. It was fun and yummy ;D
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Good for you love :emot_kiss:
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Or you can say you were assaulted by a friendly weapon. ;D ;D
or, you could say, caught in friendly-crossfire, :D
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Had a satisfying morning session. It was fun and yummy ;D
WOO to cheese runs. ;D ;D
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It was technically a sympathy fuck, but we did it four times, so I’m not sure that qualifies.
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It was technically a sympathy fuck, but we did it four times, so I’m not sure that qualifies.
I think the rules are after two sympathy f**ks, then it becomes a pity f**k. ;D ;D
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He cranked the heat, and I rode him slow and steady while snow fell outside. He wanted to go slow and take our time, so of course I did what he wanted. It was just what I needed
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Happy to hear our good little girl was taken good care of :emot_kiss:
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Yummy lunch 💋
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Yummy lunch 💋
Did baby have a protein shake?
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Dans tongue laid me. I returned the favor. He returned the favor again. I gave him an IOU for a later date.
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Busy tongues are happy tongues! :emot_kiss:
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Reporting for duty! ;D
Oh, I thought I saw the 'tongue signal' high in the sky :emot_laughing:
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Whole lotta oral going on around here.
Yummy lunch 💋
Did baby have a protein shake?
There are tastier things out there to wash down a Turkey avocado sandwich but none that are that much fun.
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Sex in an RV isn't easy, especially with a pour yiungest.
The slightest movement will move the camper. So, nice slow sex is a must..
It didn't work this morning. Our youngest usually sleeps until 8. At 6 am, Dan awakened me and started lightly massaging and rubbing his hand on my back, which turned to more rubbing all over. Which led to getting me wanting. Within one minute of penetration, I heard the footsteps coming from the front of the RV.
"She's up." I said panicked.
"Fuck," he whispered in response as it came to an abrupt end and he quickly laid to the side.
The door slowly opened and she said, "It's windy today. Are we going for a hike?"
It wasn't the wind.
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If the van be a rock'n... don't come a'knocking. :emot_laughing:
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If the van be a rock'n... don't come a'knocking. :emot_laughing:
We were being extra quiet and careful, too
Unfortunately, only 3 of 4 stabilizing jacks are working. Dan doesn't want to use any because he's afraid hydraulic fluid will leak.
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Sounds like she didn't even knock, though 😭
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Sex in an RV isn't easy, especially with a pour yiungest.
The slightest movement will move the camper. So, nice slow sex is a must..
It didn't work this morning. Our youngest usually sleeps until 8. At 6 am, Dan awakened me and started lightly massaging and rubbing his hand on my back, which turned to more rubbing all over. Which led to getting me wanting. Within one minute of penetration, I heard the footsteps coming from the front of the RV.
"She's up." I said panicked.
"Fuck," he whispered in response as it came to an abrupt end and he quickly laid to the side.
The door slowly opened and she said, "It's windy today. Are we going for a hike?"
It wasn't the wind.
The child of a friend walked in on them making the beast with two backs and actually shouted "giddy up daddy" :emot_laughing:
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Reason number two why I never want kids. Sorry to hear you got denied. No camper or slow movement for me.
It was going to be a nice relaxing evening alone at home reading and such when half way through prepping dinner, I got a call from Allan. If I didn't have to put food away, I'd have been in my car before he hung up.
It didnt start out all that special, in fact he was quite dressed down in a simple tshirt and sweats. I assume he remembered that I love seeing a man in loose sweats. I had some wine coolers and he drink some beers, and he cooked up some mashed potatoes with beef tips and green beans, and we put the movie Dolittle on and started talking. It did not take me long to see him getting hard in those sweats, which is why I love them. Everything stopped and I climbed on his lap and began kissing and grinding on him.
This went on for a good minute or two and then I reached in to pull him out, and he was hard. Like really really hard. Like grabbing onto hot stone. I may have said something like "holy shit" and began stroking him. I was wearing jeans so I didnt want to grind on him while he was exposed so I too a few second so take my pants off before climbing back in and that's when I was using my hand while grinding. He was unbelievably hard and I was so damn wet that when he finally adjust to push into me, he slid right in with no resistance at all. I held my breath against that sudden stretch and rode it out until he was all inside me. I took a half a heart beat to compose myself, and then I started riding him.
I dont know what he took or ate, or drank that yesterday, but he was a god damned machine. I thought I'd ride him till the end, but he kept changing positions, and he didnt show any signs of stopping at all. Right when I thought he was about to finish, he'd pull out and have me turn over, or swing a leg this way or that and then he'd be back at it. After my third orgasm and building towards number four at a rapid speed, I started to mentally beg him to finish, or at least put it in my butt if he was going to keep going, but he finally told me it was coming, and said "in your mouth" so I flipped over again and he finished mostly in my mouth. Thankfully nothing got in my hair.
We got in the shower where I washed him down and that's when he said he had gotten some viagra from the VA, and it was his first time using it. He didn't need it, so I asked why he got it, and he just said to see what it was like, and if it made a difference. I would certainly say it did.
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We got in the shower where I washed him down and that's when he said he had gotten some viagra from the VA, and it was his first time using it. He didn't need it, so I asked why he got it, and he just said to see what it was like, and if it made a difference. I would certainly say it did.
I was thinking a little blue pill halfway into the story. But what a fucking hot story. Woo.
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Fun girl. Blue pill works eh?
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We were being extra quiet and careful, too
Been there. Done that. No matter how quiet you try to be....they just sense it. Plus, trying to be very quiet takes away from the mood. 8)
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Reason number two why I never want kids. Sorry to hear you got denied. No camper or slow movement for me.
It was going to be a nice relaxing evening alone at home reading and such when half way through prepping dinner, I got a call from Allan. If I didn't have to put food away, I'd have been in my car before he hung up.
It didnt start out all that special, in fact he was quite dressed down in a simple tshirt and sweats. I assume he remembered that I love seeing a man in loose sweats. I had some wine coolers and he drink some beers, and he cooked up some mashed potatoes with beef tips and green beans, and we put the movie Dolittle on and started talking. It did not take me long to see him getting hard in those sweats, which is why I love them. Everything stopped and I climbed on his lap and began kissing and grinding on him.
This went on for a good minute or two and then I reached in to pull him out, and he was hard. Like really really hard. Like grabbing onto hot stone. I may have said something like "holy shit" and began stroking him. I was wearing jeans so I didnt want to grind on him while he was exposed so I too a few second so take my pants off before climbing back in and that's when I was using my hand while grinding. He was unbelievably hard and I was so damn wet that when he finally adjust to push into me, he slid right in with no resistance at all. I held my breath against that sudden stretch and rode it out until he was all inside me. I took a half a heart beat to compose myself, and then I started riding him.
I dont know what he took or ate, or drank that yesterday, but he was a god damned machine. I thought I'd ride him till the end, but he kept changing positions, and he didnt show any signs of stopping at all. Right when I thought he was about to finish, he'd pull out and have me turn over, or swing a leg this way or that and then he'd be back at it. After my third orgasm and building towards number four at a rapid speed, I started to mentally beg him to finish, or at least put it in my butt if he was going to keep going, but he finally told me it was coming, and said "in your mouth" so I flipped over again and he finished mostly in my mouth. Thankfully nothing got in my hair.
We got in the shower where I washed him down and that's when he said he had gotten some viagra from the VA, and it was his first time using it. He didn't need it, so I asked why he got it, and he just said to see what it was like, and if it made a difference. I would certainly say it did.
No blue pills needed. What guy would not be rock hard in the presence of you, in your place. WOO for your multiple orgasms. 8) 8)
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Sex in an RV isn't easy, especially with a pour yiungest.
The slightest movement will move the camper. So, nice slow sex is a must..
It didn't work this morning. Our youngest usually sleeps until 8. At 6 am, Dan awakened me and started lightly massaging and rubbing his hand on my back, which turned to more rubbing all over. Which led to getting me wanting. Within one minute of penetration, I heard the footsteps coming from the front of the RV.
"She's up." I said panicked.
"Fuck," he whispered in response as it came to an abrupt end and he quickly laid to the side.
The door slowly opened and she said, "It's windy today. Are we going for a hike?"
It wasn't the wind.
The child of a friend walked in on them making the beast with two backs and actually shouted "giddy up daddy" :emot_laughing:
Still better than, 'Wow, Mommy stayed on longer than eight seconds' :emot_laughing:
Sorry :facepalm:
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I would certainly say it did.
Happy to hear our good girl got an extra pleasing :emot_kiss:
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It isn't the first time I've been with a guy whose used it, but none had that kind reaction to it. He was so hard, it almost didn't seem real when I touched him. I'm even thinking that maybe he took two or something. He certainly doesn't need them, and I hope using them doesn't become a normal thing. Not sure if I could handle that all the time.
The door slowly opened and she said, "It's windy today. Are we going for a hike?"
It wasn't the wind.
Well on the bright side, you at least can use gusty winds as a cover.
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that's when he said he had gotten some viagra from the VA, and it was his first time using it. He didn't need it, so I asked why he got it, and he just said to see what it was like, and if it made a difference. I would certainly say it did.
It isn't the first time I've been with a guy whose used it, but none had that kind reaction to it. He was so hard, it almost didn't seem real when I touched him. I'm even thinking that maybe he took two or something. He certainly doesn't need them, and I hope using them doesn't become a normal thing. Not sure if I could handle that all the time.
I asked the question one time about Viagra. It was when I was dating Kim and she had her booty call come join us one night. That first night he exhausted us both. It was almost 3 hours. I finally said I couldn't take anymore. I mean come on. I think I burned 10,000 calories that night.
Dan has some. He's taken it twice. It's a difference maker for sure, but not something he needs every time.
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I asked the question one time about Viagra. It was when I was dating Kim and she had her booty call come join us one night. That first night he exhausted us both. It was almost 3 hours. I finally said I couldn't take anymore. I mean come on. I think I burned 10,000 calories that night.
Dan has some. He's taken it twice. It's a difference maker for sure, but not something he needs every time.
3 friggin hours??? No thank you. He can get outta here with that😳
I don't think I'm a slouch in bed, and I can usually go for a while, but not like that. Like a friggin jackhammer. Only break I had was switching positions and if I took too long... because I needed that short breather, he'd manhandle me and be right back at it.
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I’ve had the “painful erection that last more than four hours.” The secret is to take a couple of antihistamines, Sudafed is good. And orgasm. Usually, between the drug, and the cum, we can get that unruly boner to deflate.
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I was going to say something about that 4 hour thing. When we were in the shower, he was still pretty firm. Semi hard. I was a dat anxious he was going to get ready to go some more
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3 friggin hours??? No thank you.
2 of us to share him. So, 1-1/2 hours each when all was said and done.
But honestly, I hadn't been penetrated by a guy in the previous 12 months, so it was A LOT after being so long without.
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Fun girl. Blue pill works eh?
Blue pill works, but I felt a little broken afterwards 😅
I dont exactly know how long it was, but we started shortly after the movie began, and there must have been about a half hour left when we finished, so ill be generous and say maybe an hour, and I was at my limit quite a while before he actually finished. we've been having sex on and off, plus I'm getting some shower buddy time in between, so one would figure I'd have been able to handle it better than that, but...
(https://i.postimg.cc/Xq1xpw1H/20220321-074151.gif)
Non. Stop.
Surprised I'm walking straight, and now I'm thinking it may have contributed to me going in the ditch the next morning...🤔 yep, I'm a good driver, it's just Allan's dick made me lose control of my car... put that on my insurance claim.
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Surprised I'm walking straight, and now I'm thinking it may have contributed to me going in the ditch the next morning...🤔 yep, I'm a good driver, it's just Allan's dick made me lose control of my car... put that on my insurance claim.
I can see your state enacting a new driving offense code - DUID - driving under the influence of dick. ;D ;D
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3 friggin hours??? No thank you.
2 of us to share him. So, 1-1/2 hours each when all was said and done.
But honestly, I hadn't been penetrated by a guy in the previous 12 months, so it was A LOT after being so long without.
There seems to be an ommission in your stories list ;D
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There seems to be an ommission in your stories list ;D
I spoke of it somewhere a few years ago on the forum, in a post, but didn't turn it into a story.
I also recall sharing more detail in PM about that night with Liz or Katie. I'll see if I can locate it.
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Want to know if you gave it to me right? If I'm still thinking and talking about it after three days.
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"Please excuse Shiela from work, she stubbed her vagina on Allan's dick o granite and has difficulty walking" - doctor's note
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"Please excuse Shiela from work, she stubbed her vagina on Allan's dick o granite and has difficulty walking" - doctor's note
lol. WOO!
Allan - the Man of Steel. ;D ;D
(https://i.ibb.co/VMrgCW4/superman.jpg)
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lol. WOO!
Allan - the Man of Steel. ;D ;D
If Allan’s Superman
Ice cube is Kryptonite! 🤣😆🤣😆🤣
I'll just hold my hands in some ice water for a bit, and then I'll give him a supporting hand.
Ice done something similar once. I held and ice cube on my fist letting it melt, and then I walked up to him kind of seductively, and then I slid my icey hand down his pants. The look on his face. :emot_laughing:
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Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately?? ;D
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Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately?? ;D
Yup, just like they have the permanent access to the hot tub thread. ;D ;D
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Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately?? ;D
Yes they are, and they haven't included us in their plans yet. Still hoping. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately?? ;D
Yes they are, and they haven't included us in their plans yet. Still hoping. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
You don’t need to hope, Mr. Watcher ;D
You can just swoop in and out, whenever you want. ;D ;D
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/65/06/93/6506931647755384fe2be03068c92574.gif)
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Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately?? ;D
Allen and Dan are also.
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Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately?? ;D
Allen and Dan are also.
Woo to you
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Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately?? ;D
Allen and Dan are also.
KB's version of the old movie, Bob, Ted, Carol and Alice now starring Shiela, Allan, Jules and Dan. ;D ;D
(https://i.ibb.co/3WbC46Z/inbed.jpg)
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Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately?? ;D
Allen and Dan are also.
KB's version of the old movie, Bob, Ted, Carol and Alice now starring Shiela, Allan, Jules and Dan. ;D ;D
(https://i.ibb.co/3WbC46Z/inbed.jpg)
Who’s the 3rd couple then ;D 8) :roll:
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Who’s the 3rd couple then ;D 8) :roll:
staci and me... 8) 8)
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Who’s the 3rd couple then ;D 8) :roll:
staci and me... 8) 8)
??? What about your web-marriage?
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Who’s the 3rd couple then ;D 8) :roll:
staci and me... 8) 8)
??? What about your web-marriage?
We have an open web marriage. Eagles need to spread their wings. Never would I stop him from having his fun.😘
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Who’s the 3rd couple then ;D 8) :roll:
staci and me... 8) 8)
??? What about your web-marriage?
We have an open web marriage. Eagles need to spread their wings. Never would I stop him from having his fun.😘
Sorry, my bad, 😅 I had forgotten about that😅😅 Watcher1’s really lucky, btw. 🍀
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staci and I thought we would photobomb the foursome but found what they were doing was fun so..... 8)
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Once you go Eagle, You'll never go back
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Once you go avian, you'll throw away your Sybian.. or something ;D
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Once you go avian, you'll throw away your Sybian.. or something ;D
Thanks for the inspiration CT! Woo.
Once you go avian,
On flight costs, you be savin’ un,
For you, orthinologists be goin’ crazy hun.
Once you go avian!
Worm 🪱 see you swoop?
He fly the coop!
Fish see you dive.
They skedaddle to survive!
Dark Age-rs see you landing?
They look for messages, on your leg which be hangin’.
Once you go avian,
You get busy egg-layin’ hun.
Nest makin’ be what you’re aimin’ hun.
Once you go avian!
*mic drop*
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Does it count if you're alone?. No? Damn.
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Once you go Eagle, You'll never go back
8) 8) :emot_kiss:
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Once you go avian, you'll throw away your Sybian.. or something ;D
Thanks for the inspiration CT! Woo.
Once you go avian,
On flight costs, you be savin’ un,
For you, orthinologists be goin’ crazy hun.
Once you go avian!
Worm 🪱 see you swoop?
He fly the coop!
Fish see you dive.
They skedaddle to survive!
Dark Age-rs see you landing?
They look for messages, on your leg which be hangin’.
Once you go avian,
You get busy egg-layin’ hun.
Nest makin’ be what you’re aimin’ hun.
Once you go avian!
*mic drop*
WOO worthy. Thank you.
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Back on topic. I did.
I told her this elaborate fantasy about our mutual girlfriend, and me holding her legs open so Sasha could suck her off. She had a huge cum. Then she returned the favor and pretended to be the sexy 18 y.o. across the street, with similar results. I guess we both want to fuck somebody else, but don’t mind engaging each other’s naughty zone.
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WOO worthy. Thank you.
Thank YOU, sir.
A woo
to you too.
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I don't know why I was expecting something different this time? Felt maybe if I was prepared for it, I could have handled it better... I honestly think he went easy on me, held back a little, but.. I don't get how he can last so god damned long. Google says it doesn't mess with sensitivity, but then how the hell can he just keep friggin going.
For the most part it is utterly amazing. Without a doubt some of the best sex I've ever had, and then... he doesn't stop. Being mentally prepared, and having a few drinks before hand did absolutely nothing. I'm thinking that maybe he put on some sort of numbing cream, but I can tell by his face and his words, that I feel good to him too. So how the hell can he just keep going?
I distinctly remember laughing at ridiculousness of it at one point because it's all I could do other than just take it. I was still less than an hour, and I was done, couldn't do it anymore. I literally had to have him help me wobble to the bathroom. Made it back to bed just fine on my own, but then since he didn't finish, I couldnt just let it go, so then my flippin jaw was just as tired as the rest of me.
He can throw those damned things out. I'm not playing that game with him anymore.
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I beg to differ with your research. Blue pill always suppressed orgasms for me. So I had a stone cold boner, banging for hours. She’s begging me to cum, and I *can’t*. She had same reaction. Said it ruined it for her, because she likes the feeling of putting me over the edge. That I am turned on and *this close* to pre-mature ejaculation. Instead, it’s this...
(https://thumb-p0.xhcdn.com/a/UOUCXLbKU3WXYHSpeFUzlw/000/114/275/770_1000.gif)
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Woah, after seeing this discussion, I guess, it’s safe to say,
That the Blue V pills counter (and greatly overpower at that,) pre-mature getting-off.
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I should have just asked him, and I honestly didn't put that much effort into research, just googled "does viagra reduce sensitivity", and this is the first thing to pop up.
*Taking Viagra won't make you feel more stimulated during sexual activity, nor will it result in any positive or negative change in the level of sensation you feel.
Then it says.
*Viagra helps to maintain the erection after ejaculation and reduces the refractory time before a second erection can be obtained. These medications may be combined with various creams aimed at reducing sensitivity.
That's why I thought maybe he got some creams. I mean he did opt for the meds, why not a few creams too. I'll take your word for it though, and that is an extremely accurate pic.
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I do think it's possible to last 'too long,' to where it starts to give the other person the feeling they're not good enough or hot enough for you to cum sooner.
Hell, I knew a girl that actually liked for guys to cum as quickly as possible, because it made her feel like she was so hot and tight (her words) that they just couldn't hold off long
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I have brought up the topic of the little blue pill a few times and Mrs JBRG has flatly told me that I don't need it.
I didn't get laid last night. I got laid just before lunch yesterday. Mrs went to shower (there is no showering together down here what with a 10 gallon water heater and damn near no water pressure) after her work out. When she came out she stood naked behind the door chatting me up. When I entered the room and saw her state of dress, proof that I do not need Viagra happened almost immediately. We were going out to a friend's pool (33C yesterday) not long after lunch so I asked her if I was going to cum in her or on her (nothing draining out 3 hours later). On her was the decision and after her cum, I deposited what was probably the largest puddle in probably a decade.
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I do think it's possible to last 'too long,' to where it starts to give the other person the feeling they're not good enough or hot enough for you to cum sooner.
This is 100% true for me. I have said it before, that i absolutely LOVE being able to arouse and get him off. Seeing that I caused him so much pleasure makes me feel very sexy and is a huge self esteem boost. Get pleasure from giving.
To be clear, Allan does NOT need these stupid things. As he said, he just wanted to try them. I know it's not uncommon for guys to get them just to get them. I've said before that many years ago, that I had shared a pill with a boyfriend. It was quite an intense experience, but nothing like this.
Next time we hook up... revenge!😈
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Hell, I knew a girl that actually liked for guys to cum as quickly as possible, because it made her feel like she was so hot and tight (her words) that they just couldn't hold off long
Her name was Danielle. She would tease you and edge you to the point I was leaking cum like a stallion, and she’d do everything to make you cum in a *very* short time. Then she’d climb on your face and make you eat her an hour.
She said she loved making me cum really fast. LOL. She was so hot I didn’t mind. But damn, a man likes to rut.
(https://i.imgur.com/PpqhSaT.jpg)
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Next time we hook up... revenge!😈
https://i.imgur.com/DIzQdDd.gif (https://i.imgur.com/DIzQdDd.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/NyNFQ68.jpg)
Hope Allan is able to recover after this...
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Hell, I knew a girl that actually liked for guys to cum as quickly as possible, because it made her feel like she was so hot and tight (her words) that they just couldn't hold off long
Her name was Danielle. She would tease you and edge you to the point I was leaking cum like a stallion, and she’d do everything to make you cum in a *very* short time. Then she’d climb on your face and make you eat her an hour.
She said she loved making me cum really fast. LOL. She was so hot I didn’t mind. But damn, a man likes to rut.
(https://i.imgur.com/PpqhSaT.jpg)
:o
Hi Danielle ;D
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For the most part it is utterly amazing. Without a doubt some of the best sex I've ever had, and then... he doesn't stop. Being mentally prepared, and having a few drinks before hand did absolutely nothing. I'm thinking that maybe he put on some sort of numbing cream, but I can tell by his face and his words, that I feel good to him too. So how the hell can he just keep going?
Allan's new nickname is The Energizer Rabbit - he keeps going and going and going. ;D ;D
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I do think it's possible to last 'too long,' to where it starts to give the other person the feeling they're not good enough or hot enough for you to cum sooner.
This is 100% true for me. I have said it before, that i absolutely LOVE being able to arouse and get him off. Seeing that I caused him so much pleasure makes me feel very sexy and is a huge self esteem boost. Get pleasure from giving.
To be clear, Allan does NOT need these stupid things. As he said, he just wanted to try them. I know it's not uncommon for guys to get them just to get them. I've said before that many years ago, that I had shared a pill with a boyfriend. It was quite an intense experience, but nothing like this.
Next time we hook up... revenge!😈
Be grateful Big Ben didn't use viagra :emot_weird: :emot_kiss:
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In the past week, I've had sex every single day except one. slow gentle sex, hard ground pounding sex, noon quickies, and of course smelly morning sex followed by shower sex.
The only day I didn't have sex was when I spent the day with my dad before his third date.
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We had the house to ourselves. We shared a thc gummy and had drinks. It was a short time before we were in an altered mood.
We played a game called ShutTheBox. A mindless dice game that we can play a round in 2 minutes. So we played strip ShutTheBox. I lost my clothes first. :(. From that point on, I had to do tasks for 2 minutes each time he won until he finally lost his boxers.then he too had to do what I asked. It was a fun time, but I wasn't quite as creative in coming up with tasks for him to do as he was with me. One task was dipping my fingers in his wine and rubbing it on the tips of my breasts so he could lick it off.
We eventually decided that we'd play one last game and the winner got to choose the position we would make love.
He won.
He brought a kitchen chair into the family room and sat down and asked me to ride him with my back to him, so sitting in his lap, but we just couldn't get a rythym going like that. We decided I would turn around and straddled him. He requested I go slow as he enjoyed my breasts in his face. His teeth made me yelp a time or two. He eventually had a very strong O. Sadly, I was left without.
After I cleaned up a bit, we got to bed and I resurrected him. He wanted me from behind and he lasted a long time during his second mission. Long enough to take me to happy land twice.
We put on Amazon prime. I fell asleep quickly. There was a sex scene of a character pleasing a woman orally. He decided to wake me. He normally gets between my legs under the covers, but he was in a dirty mood. He cleared the bed of the sheets and blankets and lifted my knees back toward my chest and spread my legs telling me , "I'm going to devour your cunt." I've never heard him use that word before. . He grabbed my hairs and pulled me open lewdly and wasted no time getting busy. In the position I was in, I could see his face plainly. He was not the sweet and gentle lover he usually is, he was very aggressive with his mouth and tongue and was using foul words. He would give light taps to my tender parts and even slipped a wet thumb into my bum for the remainder. It was so flippin erotic. It all lasted less than 4 minutes, but I had the most intense O I've had in a long time, making me scream louder than I have in a long time.
Boy, did I ever get laid last night.
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In the past week, I've had sex every single day except one. slow gentle sex, hard ground pounding sex, noon quickies, and of course smelly morning sex followed by shower sex.
The only day I didn't have sex was when I spent the day with my dad before his third date.
In other words, you wore Allan out. ;D ;D
Used to love those noon quickies. 8)
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He brought a kitchen chair into the family room and sat down and asked me to ride him with my back to him, so sitting in his lap, but we just couldn't get a rythym going like that. We decided I would turn around and straddled him. He requested I go slow as he enjoyed my breasts in his face. His teeth made me yelp a time or two. He eventually had a very strong O. Sadly, I was left without.
Boy, did I ever get laid last night.
(https://i.ibb.co/TBzHkP2/chair.webp)
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Three times, but I’ll spare you the details. No one wants a mental picture of me doing the dirty deed.
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Three times, but I’ll spare you the details. No one wants a mental picture of me doing the dirty deed.
Be happy you're young enough to go three times.
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Holy crap did Mrs JBRG's toes curl yesterday afternoon. She interrupted my siesta by laying down next to me and getting frisky. She was pretty much ready to go as soon as we got our clothes off. Not long after penetration, I asked her if the lubrication was natural or augmented (at her age, it doesn't necessarily come naturally). She said it was all her so I asked if I could lick her pussy. She hasn't let me do this in at least 16 or 17 years because she is very sensitive down there. Anyways, she gave me permission. I told her I wouldn't be long. It wasn't a minute later when I started licking her clit and BANG. Massive, long term orgasm. When she had had enough, she pushed my head away and said she thought I would be right back. At that I climbed back up, inserted into her and tried to grind out another orgasm for her. But I guess once is enough for her. I asked if she wanted me to cum soon and she nodded yes. So, a few minutes later, I came hard myself.
I swear her toes aren't going to uncurl until at least tomorrow ;D
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Dan's been a different person of late. Aggressive, demanding, rough. Not sure what has gotten in to him, but it was wonderful.
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At least we know what's gotten into you then :emot_laughing:
Sorry :facepalm:
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Dan's been a different person of late. Aggressive, demanding, rough. Not sure what has gotten in to him, but it was wonderful.
Those little blue pills? ;D ;D
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Perhaps he's making up for all those times during your trip he had to have restraint?
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I wanted him so bad I couldn't wait to get his clothes off. He felt so good. His mouth his body and his dick felt like they were giving me life. Just having him in my mouth made me feel dizzy with excitment. Overstimulated. I was so into it I didnt realize I was sucking on him so hard, maybe a little too hard, and he asked if I was trying to suck his dick off his body. We both laughed a little after i apologized, and then i climbed on top of him.
I road him slow and steady at first, but picking up the pace rather quickly. I wasnt doing a lot of bouncing, but I was more grinding than anything. I was having my first O in record time, and soaked his lap. While I was shaking all I could say was "more".
That's when he tossed me to the side and took complete control. I had my ankles locked behind him while he thrust away. Several times I wished he still had those pills, but still glad he didn't. He was a machine without them, and giving all he had and I was completely loving it. Every so often he would go all in and then grind away like I was while on top of him. It was better than great.
During my next orgasm, my ankles came unlocked and my knees somehow found there way between us and he was pushed off of me. Totally unintentional, and when I could finally focus on his beautiful smiling face, I just wanted more, and asked if he want my ass, and he said something about whether or not I offered he was going to take it.
So I flipped over and sat on my heels, and then leaned forward placing my face on the pillow. He was pretty quick with getting the lube and I didnt wait long before he cover me with it. There was a moment of anticipation as he put it on himself and then he was there knocking on my back door. Since we've been having more anal sex lately, it wasnt painful, but a little u comfortable at first while I adjusted, I didnt need too, but I still bite the pillow out of habit. After some very slow drawn out thrusts, he picked up the pace. I still wanted some clitoral stimulation, so I handled that myself while he worked my backside. The pressure is different, the nerves are different and I dont feel all of him like I do when he's going in the front, but it still feels amazing.
I kept begging for him to go harder which he seemed quite happy to do. Between his wonderful dick and my fingers I was dancing on cloud nine in no time flat. He never slowed, and was going almost a little too hard and I was about to ask him to slow it down when he announced his finish. Lately he was staying inside, but this time he pulled out and covered my back. I craned my.neck trying to see, but both the angle and my bodies refusal to listen to me at that moment, I just laid there and felt it hit me.
With a little effort as my knees were a little resistant, I laid down on my belly and he flopped down beside me. We smiled at each other and I kept telling him how amazing that was. He would return the sentiment, and then went and got a wet cloth and cleaned my back a little before we went into the shower.
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Don't know if I should've read that on a Sunday morning :facepalm:
Beautifully written anyway ;D
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Don't know if I should've read that on a Sunday morning :facepalm:
Beautifully written anyway ;D
Happy Easter :emot_kiss:
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Holy shit girl. You made daddy’s Easter eggs bust.
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Creme eggs all over the place :emot_laughing:
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Allan tested negative for covid, so I invited myself over bringing my toys with me. I kinda borrowed a move from MJ, and told him I was going to put on a show for him, reenact the hotel room scene. Show him what he missed out on, and said he can only watch.
I asked him to stand by the door, and and I undressed and crawled onto his neatly made bed with shower buddy in hand. I laid down so everything was in his direction, and for myself I thought about how badly I wanted him to walk into that hotel room, and now there he was standing there watching.
I was making a mess if his bed kicking and grabbing at blankets, and he just stood there watching with a gorgeous smile on his face. I tried to keep my eyes on him, but I kept dropping my head back. During one of those moments, he made his way to the edge of the bed and climbed on which made me look at him. I k ow I was supposed to tell him no touching, or go back by the door, but I lacked the desire or will to do so. At that moment with him so close, the word "no" did not exist to me. He took my toy, and did his best to keep it going. It was nice, but he could use a lot more practice do it.
It wasn't long before I was tugging at his pants and doing my best to get him naked. He was very erect when he got out of his pants which made me happy he enjoyed the show, and together we finished messing up his bed. Toy was good, and fun. He was better.
After, he told me that if I ever wanted to do the hotel thing again, he'd be more than happy to snub me again on the idea, as long as it led to this. Maybe next time I'll be more firm with him not touching... maybe😏
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1150 for you.
A couple of weeks ago I was giving oral to Dan. Just as he was about to ejaculated, I took him out and aimed at my face.
Last night we were in bed, him sitting with his back against the headboard, me straddling him, facing him. He likes this because my breasts are eye level. He also has staying power in this position and I had two O's. As he got close, I asked him if he would like to give me a facial again. He said he'd love to. I got off and laid on the bed. He had me maneuver so my head was near the edge of the mattress, while he got off the bed. He had me lean my head back and I took him back in my mouth. His testicles on my nose. I worked my tongue around his head as he slowly stroked his penis. Suddenly he told me to roll over as he backed out of me. I did and held my head up. "Open your mouth," he said. I had just opened and he squirted it half on my cheek, half in my mouth. Th next on my other cheek. Then his head was in my mouth and I closed around him. His body shook as he continued his orgasm.
And then he got on his knees and kissed me. He's tasted himself before, but not very often. I love when he does it.
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It’s like waking up and finding *two* Easter baskets next to the bed. Holy shit girls. I’m gonna have to ask my cardiologist for permission to continue.
Love you both! ❤️❤️❤️
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Who needs porn when we have two hotties like Shiela and Jules!
Woos to both for such pulse raising accounts.
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My pulse wasn't the only thing that was raised after reading last night accounts by Shiela and Jules. ;D ;D
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Thank you for the lovely stories :emot_kiss: ;D
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Haven't been around much the last week. What wonderful stories to come back to. Woos all round.
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It has been a while but yesterday afternoon we had a pretty good bit of toe curling afternoon delight.
The greater the amount of time between tumbles, the more likely I am to verbalize my favourite fantasy.
So, yesterday, while balls deep, I started describing for my dear sweet wife that her boyfriend was fucking her while her husband was waiting his turn. Or, alternatively, he was caressing her while her boyfriend was balls deep. She held up a boob for me to suck on so I added that two guys would give her four hands to caress her, two mouths to suck on her tits at the same time. Then I whispered she could have a cock in her pussy and one in her mouth at which time she orgasmed.
I continued to fuck her and when I was getting close, still playing the part of a boyfriend, I asked her if her boyfriends gets to cum in her or on her. She quickly responded on. So, following her "wishes", when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and sprayed just above her pussy hair.
Once we had recovered, she told me that our friend had finally provided a time to go over to his place for drinks around his swimming pool.
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WOO to JBRG. A little role playing adds spice to the lovemaking. 8)
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After that whole scarf debacle and subsequent reaction. I felt it best that I return to where it happened, and with who it happened with... and get on top of it...
...I rode him hard.
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Like they always say, "If you fall off the horse, get right back on".
Glad to hear you gave Allen a good ride. :emot_kiss:
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After a couple of "wanna fool around tonight" offers that I had to painfully say no to due physical issues on my part, everything clicked last night. It was beautiful. 8) 8)
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The Eagle has landed ;D
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or at least had some feathers ruffled.
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After that whole scarf debacle and subsequent reaction. I felt it best that I return to where it happened, and with who it happened with... and get on top of it...
...I rode him hard.
Good girl. :sign_a+: :sign_yourock: :sign_lookinggood:
:hug: :emot_kiss:
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The oldest came in last night from a date. She has been dating this guy for 3 weeks, we still have yet to meet him. I noticed immediately she wasn't wearing a bra. Her lipstick was smudged, her hair was messy, not messy messy, but I noticed. She quickly went to her room and changed and came to join us in the family room. Dan went to bed shortly after.
I made a comment that she shouldn't really come in the house in front of her father like that, he might blow a gasket. Horror struck her face knowing that I knew. Then she smiled and said, "He is very talented. And he..."
I cut her off, "NO NO NO, no details!"
Then she giggled and cuddled up next to me and said, "He lasted forever."
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Is she the one that heard you and Dan the other night? Maybe she was trying to get you back :emot_laughing:
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Is she the one that heard you and Dan the other night? Maybe she was trying to get you back :emot_laughing:
Yes. Please don't remind me of that. :facepalm:
I'm happy for her. She is so self-conscious about her weight and she hasn't been dating for 18 months because of it. She finally just hit it off with this boy who is a friend of a friend. They had known each other for a few years when getting together with the mutual friend on occasion but never made the connection.
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Then she giggled and cuddled up next to me and said, "He lasted forever."
This made my day. 🥰🥰🥰
Of course, lasting “forever,” at that age means anything longer than 5 minutes.
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Every parents nightmare...when the kids start having sex. No matter the age, they're still a little girl in your head.
So nice that she feels comfortable enough to share with you. :emot_kiss:
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Yes. Please don't remind me of that. :facepalm:
I was going to crack a few jokes, bit I both like and fear the Sheriff too much 😅
She is so self-conscious about her weight and she hasn't been dating for 18 months because of it.
A few extra pounds? Nobody worth her time is going to care, and self-confidence is the sexiest thing anyway. I'd much rather play with someone plus sized who also thinks she's got the best clit you've ever licked than someone on the skinny side that needs to be told 100 she's not ugly trash.
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Good thing Mrs JBRG decided that mid afternoon was a good time to have her toes curled. I fell asleep on the couch and missed the entire third period of the Calgary-Dallas hockey game.
She even surprised me by asking if, after a decent amount of time, I wanted to sit up and have her ride me. I love that position so we switched. It wasn't long after that I was able to witness what I think is the most beautiful thing in the world -- the look on a woman's face as she is cumming.
Then we flipped back over to missionary where, for the first time in about a month and a half, I filled her pussy instead of shooting on her mound.
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Took advantage of the heat wave and total lack of bugs and brought Allan out to the park for a good time. He was a bit nervous, but he didn't stop me from getting in his pants and helping myself. Nor did he hesitate when I dropped my pants and bent over. I didn't get an O but being outside like that was good enough for me. Love every second of it. We had to rush because we were hearing about a storm coming, and wanted to beat it home. Apparently it isnt even going to us. Should have taken my time and maybe I'd have gotten mine.
Just gonna hit a shower and take care of it myself.
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Took advantage of the heat wave and total lack of bugs and brought Allan out to the park for a good time.
One of my favorite times was with my TAMU girlfriend, doing it on a picnic table in the park, within full view of a Little League baseball game. I’d be happy to help. Love you baby.
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Took advantage of the heat wave and total lack of bugs and brought Allan out to the park for a good time.
One of my favorite was with my TAMU girlfriend, doing it on a picnic table in the park, with in full sight of a Little League baseball game. I’d be happy to help. Love you baby.
Wish there had been a picnic table. But I started out with hands on knees, and then ended up on all fours.
Love you back :emot_kiss:
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with in full sight of a Little League baseball game
Toe demonstrating how to attack fourth base :emot_laughing:
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I met two cute girls in 66 (no not the year) they are 18 and 19 and BFFs.
They had never kissed or done anything with each other, or any other girls and Evie was a little shy but Molly was curious and wanted to know more about it. I was sure she had the hots for Evie, but wouldn’t ever admit it...
We talked, and I answered a lot of questions but it was a little noisy and they sipped the same drink for an hour. So I invited them home to my place.
Back here we talked some more, and I took a chance and asked Molly if she wanted to try kissing a girl. She was a little reluctant in the beginning but after I got my tongue in her mouth, she really got into it.
I thought of Evie and broke the kiss. She was like a magnet. Her eyes were full of sadness and jealousy, but also longing and lust. She tried to say something to stop me but gave up as soon as our lips met.
Better stop here, but I can tell that they left me about two hours ago.
Now I can’t concentrate on reading up for the xxx exam.
:emot_kiss:
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Took advantage of the heat wave and total lack of bugs and brought Allan out to the park for a good time. He was a bit nervous, but he didn't stop me from getting in his pants and helping myself. Nor did he hesitate when I dropped my pants and bent over. I didn't get an O but being outside like that was good enough for me. Love every second of it. We had to rush because we were hearing about a storm coming, and wanted to beat it home. Apparently it isnt even going to us. Should have taken my time and maybe I'd have gotten mine.
Just gonna hit a shower and take care of it myself.
Cannot believe there were no bugs around. Those deer flies can really bite.
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I met two cute girls in 66 (no not the year) they are 18 and 19 and BFFs.
They had never kissed or done anything with each other, or any other girls and Evie was a little shy but Molly was curious and wanted to know more about it. I was sure she had the hots for Evie, but wouldn’t ever admit it...
We talked, and I answered a lot of questions but it was a little noisy and they sipped the same drink for an hour. So I invited them home to my place.
Back here we talked some more, and I took a chance and asked Molly if she wanted to try kissing a girl. She was a little reluctant in the beginning but after I got my tongue in her mouth, she really got into it.
I thought of Evie and broke the kiss. She was like a magnet. Her eyes were full of sadness and jealousy, but also longing and lust. She tried to say something to stop me but gave up as soon as our lips met.
Better stop here, but I can tell that they left me about two hours ago.
Now I can’t concentrate on reading up for the xxx exam.
:emot_kiss:
WOO! Thank you for sharing. There is a XXX exam? That should be a fun test. Part oral, I hope. ;D ;D
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I met two cute girls in 66 (no not the year) they are 18 and 19 and BFFs.
They had never kissed or done anything with each other, or any other girls and Evie was a little shy but Molly was curious and wanted to know more about it. I was sure she had the hots for Evie, but wouldn’t ever admit it...
We talked, and I answered a lot of questions but it was a little noisy and they sipped the same drink for an hour. So I invited them home to my place.
Back here we talked some more, and I took a chance and asked Molly if she wanted to try kissing a girl. She was a little reluctant in the beginning but after I got my tongue in her mouth, she really got into it.
I thought of Evie and broke the kiss. She was like a magnet. Her eyes were full of sadness and jealousy, but also longing and lust. She tried to say something to stop me but gave up as soon as our lips met.
Better stop here, but I can tell that they left me about two hours ago.
Now I can’t concentrate on reading up for the xxx exam.
:emot_kiss:
WOO
That was hot.
I see a story here.
:emot_kiss:
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WOO! Thank you for sharing. There is a XXX exam? That should be a fun test. Part oral, I hope. ;D ;D
Thank you so much for the comment and the Woo :hug:
Sorry to disappoint you XXX ment :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :facepalm:
I do hope that the girls come back for another oral test. :emot_maninlove: :gay:
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He sat in his gaming chair, and I wrapped myself around him. There were storms rolling though yesterday evening, and I love the sound of rumbling thunder. He had opened a window so we could hear it better, and it would send a cool chilling breeze into the room. The occasional breeze would come in and give me the chills. The contrast with the coolness outside and his hot body was wonderful. Made me draw myself closer to him. Hugging each other tight we rocked back and forth in his weird little chair. It was so great, the o ly thing that would have made it better is if we could have been doing it out in the storm.
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Sounds like Allan and you had a fun evening making it to the sound of thunder and rain hitting the window. :emot_kiss: But aren't gaming chairs narrow? ;D
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Had to do a quick search so you know what I'm talking about. Its not like one of the big fancy office chair looking things. Its like this.
(https://i.postimg.cc/wM1Y1JRy/410-jg-As8f-L-AC-SY780.jpg)
So he sits, I straddle him, and then when we're all snug together, he just rocks back and forth... :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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Had to do a quick search so you know what I'm talking about. Its not like one of the big fancy office chair looking things. Its like this.
(https://i.postimg.cc/wM1Y1JRy/410-jg-As8f-L-AC-SY780.jpg)
So he sits, I straddle him, and then when we're all snug together, he just rocks back and forth... :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
And here I thought the only thing one does in a gaming chair is play with a joy stick and interact with video games. Now when I see one, I will envision Shiela rocking back and forth while straddling Allan... 8) 8)
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And, I haven't gotten laid in a week. #WRMD
I told the old man to get busy or go sleep out in the family room on the couch.
Well, he didn't end up on the couch.
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And, I haven't gotten laid in a week. #WRMD
I told the old man to get busy or go sleep out in the family room on the couch.
Well, he didn't end up on the couch.
Old man?
The way he’s been talked about, I always thought of him as a guy at 40, with the spirit and youth of a 24 year-old.
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And, I haven't gotten laid in a week. #WRMD
I told the old man to get busy or go sleep out in the family room on the couch.
Well, he didn't end up on the couch.
Way too take charge! ;D
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Well, it's 24 hours (or so) later and Mrs JBRG's toes still have not straightened out after the fucking she got yesterday afternoon.
Started with me being frustrated with not getting any for over two weeks. But, other than telling her that I need her, I don't try to force anything. Being stuck in a hotel, no place to disappear to when wanting a nap so I lay down on the bed next to her while she searched for someplace for us to live when we get back to Canada.
After about an hour, she lay down and spooned with me. I started stroking her boobs and after a while we got serious. First to go was her top and bra and my shirt. It wasn't long after that we were both naked and I was working my way in. Mrs JBRG is very tight and it is not uncommon to take 5-10 minutes for full penetration. Once I was fully buried in her, I asked her if she wanted the boyfriend or husband experience. She gave me that look -- what the fuck are you talking about?. So I told her that husband experience was me cumming in her and boyfriend was me cumming on her. Because this was middle of the afternoon, she said boyfriend experience (which is what I was hoping for fantasy purposes). So I told her to fantasize whom ever she wanted to and we began a very passionate fucking session.
After a while, my imagination starts to go wild about a threesome scenario. I put a couple of fingers next to her mouth which she kissed. I then told her to imagine that the fingers are her husband's cock and it's there to suck while her boyfriend fucks her. She didn't suck on my fingers but that seemed to set her off. She came so hard that when my body said it was time, I could not withdraw so she got the husband experience anyways.
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She came so hard that when my body said it was time, I could not withdraw so she got the husband experience anyways.
Woo my good friend. Well played sir.
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I have a feeling I'm getting laid in a little bit.
Hope you had a great time ;D
Just wondering what happened... details...
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For the last few go around, he's been rough and vulgar during. Last night was sweet and tender,
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For the last few go around, he's been rough and vulgar during. Last night was sweet and tender,
He must have had good knowledge of stuff.
(https://y.yarn.co/305be961-eef3-4f23-9e66-c4b27c507a8f_text.gif) (https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/305be961-eef3-4f23-9e66-c4b27c507a8f)
(Before being chewed off, I wanna say Monica is indeed, teaching about how to make the experience great for women)
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For the last few go around, he's been rough and vulgar during. Last night was sweet and tender,
Aaaaah. Woo for Dan.
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We were watching a movie where a woman was sitting on a man's face..I mentioned that we should do that. Dan said, "if you shave your pussy." He explained the hair makes a difference when I sit on his face in comparison to him going down on me.
I suggested shaved lips but not the whole pubic area. He countered with landing strip, and as he said yes, I said landing strip for both of us.
We went to the bathroom. I sat on the toilet seat lid and he stepped in front of me. I hadn't even rubbed the shaving cream around and he was getting hard. I gave a few kisses during the process. When it was my turn, I sat on the counter. He carefully shaved my lips , then gave me a pencil thick landing strip that is nowhere near straight.
In the bedroom I straddled his face and worked my hips like Shiela does against the couch. He had a very nice O.
We then snuck out to the pool for a midnight skinny dip.
As we embraced he said he'd like me to return the favor and sat up on the edge of the pool. I snuggled my face between his legs and took care of him. Just before he ejaculated, he told me not to swallow. I held it in my mouth. When he was done, he slipped down into the water and embraced me . Our lips met and I opened my mouth, the messy substance was everywhere in our mouths and the kiss was very slippery.
And this morning in the bathroom I removed the not so straight landing strip.
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You two seem to be having more fun as time goes by...or you're just writing about it more. What ever...I enjoy reading the hot stuff the two of you get up to. WOO!
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I love sex. As long as he can rise to the occasion, I'm usually accommodating.
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Got me a ittle warmed up this morning ready that one. Gotta love a man that doesn't mind his own product, but to actually demand you share it... that's pretty damn hot.
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Yesterday oh how sweet that pussy cum is I just love it
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We haven’t had a chance to see each other much after he had come back home. He. Was way too tired that first night, and then either he was busy or I was.
He was out last night with a few of his guy friends and I decided to show up and catch his little party. I wore denim short shorts, and a tight t-shirt with no bra. Take advantage of what perk the girls have left in them. I went easy on the makeup and left my hair a little messy, and then I waited until later before heading out.
I walked in and quickly scanned the place and found him quicker than I had hoped and walked over. I was so hot for him, and the girls announced that to everybody I passed by. I even saw one of my coworkers there with her husband, so I’m sure I’ll hear about it all tomorrow.
I asked if I could join and none seemed to have a problem with me crashing boys night. It wasn’t my intention to ruin anything, because I wasn’t planning on waiting until bar close to get what I needed. I stayed for about an hour just listening to the conversation and answering the random question. I was a but handy with him, and every so often my wondering hand told me he was as excited about it as I was. After my third drink I said I was going to head home and asked him to walk me to my car, which he did like a gentleman.
What he did to me in the parking lot was definitely not gentleman like. Yes I remembered that night with Ben behind his truck and I wanted something like that again. I had purposely parked at the back of the parking lot near some trees and away from any lights. Pulling my shorts and panties to my knees he had me on my trunk and immediately started going down on me. He was hungry and even though it wasn’t what I wanted, I was loving it. It felt like he was fighting the urge to actually bite me. His tongue was moving quick and pressing hard, he was sucking and breathing as hard as I was. He stuck a finger in me and curled it while pulling it in and out which just made me want it even more. The whole time I was whispering how badly I want him. It quickly became me begging him to hurry up and fuck me.
When he stood up and pulled himself out of his pants, I hopped down and spun around and leaned over my trunk which was a hit awkward with my shorts falling down around my ankles, and then falling off one foot. As much as I wanted to face him, the back of my car was just too high and instead of wasting time trying to figure it out, I just went with quick and easy. He rubbed himself on me just a few times even though I was so wet I. didn’t think it was needed, and then he gave me want I wanted.
I was slapping my car and he even covered my mouth with his hand to cover up all the noise I was making. I bit him for his efforts. He never moved his hand and never slowed his hips. He paused twice as people were either leaving or coming in, I wasn’t paying much attention, I was enjoying having him inside me. That wonderfully hot hard dick making itself at home. When the coast was clear, he would give me all he had.
He made his announcement and I reached back and grabbed him and begged him to give it to me. He is so hesitant about cumming inside me, but I keep assuring him it’ll be ok. It doesn’t take too much convincing and he let’s loose and I feel him pumping away. It is such a mind blowing feeling and it is nearly as good as having my own orgasm.
He pulled himself free, and with the help of my car, I bent down and took him into my mouth. I made sure he was all cleaned up, and then started telling him to hurry back inside with his friends. I pulled my panties up but just held my shorts in my hand. He held my car door as I climbed inside and then stood there watching me as I buckled up. We said our goodbyes and then I left. I played with myself the whole drive home and gave myself an orgasm while laying in bed and thinking about what had just happened.
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Let's see...how long did it take for me to WOO this. Like as long as it took me to move my fingers.
Who needs porn stories when our Shiela provides such hot accounts of her adventures. ;D :emot_kiss:
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One word Sheila -- DAMN.
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Well, as I had confessed before, sometimes I can be such a dirty whore.💋
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Well, as I had confessed before, sometimes I can be such a dirty whore.💋
And that’s why you very deservedly won POY two years in a row (and counting).
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Well, as I had confessed before, sometimes I can be such a dirty whore.💋
And that’s why you very deservedly won POY two years in a row (and counting).
I don't see anything stopping it being 3 POYs in a row. Woo, woo and a thousand times woo
:aol_poundit:
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We haven’t had a chance to see each other much after he had come back home. He. Was way too tired that first night, and then either he was busy or I was.
He was out last night with a few of his guy friends and I decided to show up and catch his little party. I wore denim short shorts, and a tight t-shirt with no bra. Take advantage of what perk the girls have left in them. I went easy on the makeup and left my hair a little messy, and then I waited until later before heading out.
I walked in and quickly scanned the place and found him quicker than I had hoped and walked over. I was so hot for him, and the girls announced that to everybody I passed by. I even saw one of my coworkers there with her husband, so I’m sure I’ll hear about it all tomorrow.
I asked if I could join and none seemed to have a problem with me crashing boys night. It wasn’t my intention to ruin anything, because I wasn’t planning on waiting until bar close to get what I needed. I stayed for about an hour just listening to the conversation and answering the random question. I was a but handy with him, and every so often my wondering hand told me he was as excited about it as I was. After my third drink I said I was going to head home and asked him to walk me to my car, which he did like a gentleman.
What he did to me in the parking lot was definitely not gentleman like. Yes I remembered that night with Ben behind his truck and I wanted something like that again. I had purposely parked at the back of the parking lot near some trees and away from any lights. Pulling my shorts and panties to my knees he had me on my trunk and immediately started going down on me. He was hungry and even though it wasn’t what I wanted, I was loving it. It felt like he was fighting the urge to actually bite me. His tongue was moving quick and pressing hard, he was sucking and breathing as hard as I was. He stuck a finger in me and curled it while pulling it in and out which just made me want it even more. The whole time I was whispering how badly I want him. It quickly became me begging him to hurry up and fuck me.
When he stood up and pulled himself out of his pants, I hopped down and spun around and leaned over my trunk which was a hit awkward with my shorts falling down around my ankles, and then falling off one foot. As much as I wanted to face him, the back of my car was just too high and instead of wasting time trying to figure it out, I just went with quick and easy. He rubbed himself on me just a few times even though I was so wet I. didn’t think it was needed, and then he gave me want I wanted.
I was slapping my car and he even covered my mouth with his hand to cover up all the noise I was making. I bit him for his efforts. He never moved his hand and never slowed his hips. He paused twice as people were either leaving or coming in, I wasn’t paying much attention, I was enjoying having him inside me. That wonderfully hot hard dick making itself at home. When the coast was clear, he would give me all he had.
He made his announcement and I reached back and grabbed him and begged him to give it to me. He is so hesitant about cumming inside me, but I keep assuring him it’ll be ok. It doesn’t take too much convincing and he let’s loose and I feel him pumping away. It is such a mind blowing feeling and it is nearly as good as having my own orgasm.
He pulled himself free, and with the help of my car, I bent down and took him into my mouth. I made sure he was all cleaned up, and then started telling him to hurry back inside with his friends. I pulled my panties up but just held my shorts in my hand. He held my car door as I climbed inside and then stood there watching me as I buckled up. We said our goodbyes and then I left. I played with myself the whole drive home and gave myself an orgasm while laying in bed and thinking about what had just happened.
Ben.... is an INCREDIBLY lucky man. And I would be fooling myself if I said I wasn't jealous.
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Ben.... is an INCREDIBLY lucky man. And I would be fooling myself if I said I wasn't jealous.
Um. It’s Mr Alan, who’s been talked about.
The Ben part was a flashback.
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Ben.... is an INCREDIBLY lucky man. And I would be fooling myself if I said I wasn't jealous.
Um. It’s Mr Alan, who’s been talked about.
The Ben part was a flashback.
Sorry, I just read her story and saw Ben was mentioned. Apparently, I'm not very good at reading.
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Ben.... is an INCREDIBLY lucky man. And I would be fooling myself if I said I wasn't jealous.
Um. It’s Mr Alan, who’s been talked about.
The Ben part was a flashback.
Sorry, I just read her story and saw Ben was mentioned. Apparently, I'm not very good at reading.
no worries, everyone has a misreading moment, I also read a joke by purpleshoes wrong.
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Ben.... is an INCREDIBLY lucky man. And I would be fooling myself if I said I wasn't jealous.
Um. It’s Mr Alan, who’s been talked about.
The Ben part was a flashback.
Sorry, I just read her story and saw Ben was mentioned. Apparently, I'm not very good at reading.
If you go back far enough, you'll see the one about Ben that I was thinking about 💋
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We haven’t had a chance to see each other much after he had come back home. He. Was way too tired that first night, and then either he was busy or I was.
He was out last night with a few of his guy friends and I decided to show up and catch his little party. I wore denim short shorts, and a tight t-shirt with no bra. Take advantage of what perk the girls have left in them. I went easy on the makeup and left my hair a little messy, and then I waited until later before heading out.
I walked in and quickly scanned the place and found him quicker than I had hoped and walked over. I was so hot for him, and the girls announced that to everybody I passed by. I even saw one of my coworkers there with her husband, so I’m sure I’ll hear about it all tomorrow.
I asked if I could join and none seemed to have a problem with me crashing boys night. It wasn’t my intention to ruin anything, because I wasn’t planning on waiting until bar close to get what I needed. I stayed for about an hour just listening to the conversation and answering the random question. I was a but handy with him, and every so often my wondering hand told me he was as excited about it as I was. After my third drink I said I was going to head home and asked him to walk me to my car, which he did like a gentleman.
What he did to me in the parking lot was definitely not gentleman like. Yes I remembered that night with Ben behind his truck and I wanted something like that again. I had purposely parked at the back of the parking lot near some trees and away from any lights. Pulling my shorts and panties to my knees he had me on my trunk and immediately started going down on me. He was hungry and even though it wasn’t what I wanted, I was loving it. It felt like he was fighting the urge to actually bite me. His tongue was moving quick and pressing hard, he was sucking and breathing as hard as I was. He stuck a finger in me and curled it while pulling it in and out which just made me want it even more. The whole time I was whispering how badly I want him. It quickly became me begging him to hurry up and fuck me.
When he stood up and pulled himself out of his pants, I hopped down and spun around and leaned over my trunk which was a hit awkward with my shorts falling down around my ankles, and then falling off one foot. As much as I wanted to face him, the back of my car was just too high and instead of wasting time trying to figure it out, I just went with quick and easy. He rubbed himself on me just a few times even though I was so wet I. didn’t think it was needed, and then he gave me want I wanted.
I was slapping my car and he even covered my mouth with his hand to cover up all the noise I was making. I bit him for his efforts. He never moved his hand and never slowed his hips. He paused twice as people were either leaving or coming in, I wasn’t paying much attention, I was enjoying having him inside me. That wonderfully hot hard dick making itself at home. When the coast was clear, he would give me all he had.
He made his announcement and I reached back and grabbed him and begged him to give it to me. He is so hesitant about cumming inside me, but I keep assuring him it’ll be ok. It doesn’t take too much convincing and he let’s loose and I feel him pumping away. It is such a mind blowing feeling and it is nearly as good as having my own orgasm.
He pulled himself free, and with the help of my car, I bent down and took him into my mouth. I made sure he was all cleaned up, and then started telling him to hurry back inside with his friends. I pulled my panties up but just held my shorts in my hand. He held my car door as I climbed inside and then stood there watching me as I buckled up. We said our goodbyes and then I left. I played with myself the whole drive home and gave myself an orgasm while laying in bed and thinking about what had just happened.
Damn, I miss these kinds of days.
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Doing what I can to have the time of my life while I can💋
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Let's see...how long did it take for me to WOO this. Like as long as it took me to move my fingers.
Who needs porn stories when our Shiela provides such hot accounts of her adventures. ;D :emot_kiss:
I agree. It seems I missed both Shiela's and Jule's fun sexcapades. I will reread them later in the night. :emot_kiss:
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I agree. It seems I missed both Shiela's and Jule's fun sexcapades. I will reread them later in the night. :emot_kiss:
Well, as CT once said, you could also surely
light a candle and put on some Barry White
;D
As well as open up a bottle of ‘75 Lafite. ;D (Not the ‘74 (https://youtu.be/6Z-ztXIVp-Q?t=23), that’s sewage. 0vomit0 )
Still, very glad to see you back sir, your positivity and bright-sider attitude is great.
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Nothing too special about last night. He called and we talked for a bit and then he invited me over to "Netflix and chill" which for everybody is code for "lets have sex"... well for everybody expect Allan, for him it really means come over and watch some tv and relax. So I dressed comfortably checked my overnight bag just in case, and went over to watch season 4 or stranger things.
We watched 4 episodes before heading to bed. Like me, he needs noise when we fall asleep, so he put on the tv, and I told him to play the great british baking show, or bake off. Then it started heating up, and I climbed on top. It was a slow ride to the finish and then we fell asleep.
Woke up for work, and did a very short run this morning and then jumped in his shower where he happily joined me. We had a short make out session. I felt him getting hard, and then I turned and faced the wall, and he took me from behind. Hes very good at reaching in front and working his fingers on me guaranteeing that I have a fantastic ogasm that leaves me struggling not to fall.
After, I finished showering and he made me a small breakfast, and gave me a travel mug filled with coffee. So far my day is going great. 💋
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This old eagle had a surprise last night. Mrs Watcher and me were driving home from a wedding when, out of the blue, I felt her hand on my inner thigh. Knowing that the Mrs does not drink, I knew this could be serious and lead to something fun. Her hand stayed on my inner thigh, rubbing it. We quickly pulled into the garage, got into the bedroom, removed our clothes as quickly as we could and had a beautiful time. 8) 8)
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I can give you a Woo for that. 💋
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No road head? that's the best. Woo
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..and here I thought it would be a story of Mrs. Watcher learning to operate a "stick shift" ;D ;D
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It was like this last night, I had went to the doc in a box for my back pain, and last night I was kind of out of it on the pain meds and was not really in the mood, trying to enjoy being pain free, and then she came. I was nothing to her but food. It was violent, wild, and a little scary. I am sitting in my study/office, while she is off shopping with her friends. I am a little worried.
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I am a little worried.
Worried about what, that you'll have to wait a little while until she again gets violent, wild, and a little scary? ;D
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I am a little worried.
Worried about what, that you'll have to wait a little while until she again gets violent, wild, and a little scary? ;D
True, and as long as you have a safe word, there’s nothing to worry about. ;D
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I am a little worried.
Worried about what, that you'll have to wait a little while until she again gets violent, wild, and a little scary? ;D
True, and as long as you have a safe word, there’s nothing to worry about. ;D
There is no safe word, only her whims. She destroyed her friend this morning. Imagine sitting at the coffee table, reading your paper, and then *wham* there is a half naked woman on your table being sexually mauled by your wife. Our friend even said help me! I shrugged. I was floating on a cloud of pain meds and all I could muster was "Neat." as my wife bent this girl in all sorts of ways to get off. She gets like this after her cycle ends. Hyper sexually aggressive. It was kind of hot to watch. But I felt bad for the friend, and offered coffee.
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*cough*humblebragging*cough*
;D
Definitely a nicer "problem" to have than if she were interested in sex only every two or three months and then insisted on doing it with the lights off and under the covers ;)
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*cough*humblebragging*cough*
;D
Definitely a nicer "problem" to have than if she were interested in sex only every two or three months and then insisted on doing it with the lights off and under the covers ;)
Not really trying to brag, as I have Sciatica problems, and the best I can currently do is lie flat as a board and be her personal fuck toy. I mean I could invite the entirety of KB over and I think she would wreck you all like godzilla in Tokyo. Its just her. I wish I was not hurting so bad that I can try and tame her during this time like we used to do in the past. But I am not a braggart.
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I get where you are coming from sir. Everything, even something as great as this, can have it's demerits, some easily understandable, some totally unexpected.
Still, anyone would be really lucky, (and really tired afterwards, lol) to have found someone, half as energetic as her.
Honestly, your tales make me think that her energy drive might rival Miss Shiela's, atleast, when they would have been at the same age.
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I don't really get like that. I think I have a... "healthier" libido than some, but I dont really ever do like that. I'm not anywhere near dominating enough.
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I don't really get like that. I think I have a... "healthier" libido than some, but I dont really ever do like that. I'm not anywhere near dominating enough.
Could be fun if you try it once. I mean, I think my wife can teach a class on how to dominate without actually dominating. Its not like she puts on the pvc ss nazi suit and grabs a riding crop, its more animal like. I always thought it was pent up work stress, personal life stress, and the end of her cycle that melts together in a large pot that kicks her libido into overdrive. Not that I am complaining, but it is enjoyable, If I am capable of enjoying it. Not when I feel strung out on pain relievers, nerve medicine and over all situational weariness.
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I get where you are coming from sir. Everything, even something as great as this, can have it's demerits, some easily understandable, some totally unexpected.
Still, anyone would be really lucky, (and really tired afterwards, lol) to have found someone, half as energetic as her.
Honestly, your tales make me think that her energy drive might rival Miss Shiela's, atleast, when they would have been at the same age.
She gave me four kids. She was a thousand times worse in High school. But the only thing to curb her libido at that time was the fact her parents were domineering. Then I knocked her up. That took the libido down a peg or two. But now that we are getting older, I think she mostly stokes the fire so it does not go out later in life.
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......... I mean I could invite the entirety of KB over and I think she would wreck you all like godzilla in Tokyo. ......
Typing this on the way to the airport.........
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......... I mean I could invite the entirety of KB over and I think she would wreck you all like godzilla in Tokyo. ......
Typing this on the way to the airport.........
Sad fact is, I am absolutely 100% telling the truth. When she is in this mood, no one's chastity and purity is safe, except for our kids, they are the lucky few who can walk away from this unscathed. We all would be at my house having a social gathering, and no one would hear the front and back doors being locked, and then its a weekend where no one leaves.. It will be the House of the 1000 oversexed corpses.
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Could be fun if you try it once. I mean, I think my wife can teach a class on how to dominate without actually dominating.
There is a difference between being dominating, and being in control. I really only take control when he wants me to. Granted I still very much enjoy it, but I'm still focused on him. I ask if everything I'm doing is good for him. If I'm in control, and something's not working for him, but it's working wonders for me, I'll still switch it so its it's better for him.
I find more pleasure in being taken than taking.
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Shiela is a good little girl that way :emot_kiss:
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Shiela is a good little girl that way :emot_kiss:
Thank you love 😘
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Could be fun if you try it once. I mean, I think my wife can teach a class on how to dominate without actually dominating.
There is a difference between being dominating, and being in control. I really only take control when he wants me to. Granted I still very much enjoy it, but I'm still focused on him. I ask if everything I'm doing is good for him. If I'm in control, and something's not working for him, but it's working wonders for me, I'll still switch it so its it's better for him.
I find more pleasure in being taken than taking.
That is great! yes there is a big difference, i just think my wife is beast like in that sense, as its not dominating, but being fully in charge, taking what she wants, and enjoying it. I want nothing more than my wife to feel good, and empowered. I am a big guy, and its oddly satisfying for her to make me do things she wants, instead of me just using her like she likes. She is similar, in sometimes she wants me to just use and abuse her, but then she gets the moods where she wants to be the taker. It is weird, but highly fun. As I have posted before, Be the best you, do your thing, and have fun doing it. Life is too short to worry about the end results.
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Mrs JBRG got fucked by her imaginary boyfriend yesterday afternoon. After she had a powerful orgasm, I gave her a rather large puddle of cum on her belly after being denied for almost 3 weeks.
Hopefully, it won't be so long before the next time.
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Mrs JBRG got fucked by her imaginary boyfriend yesterday afternoon. After she had a powerful orgasm, I gave her a rather large puddle of cum on her belly after being denied for almost 3 weeks.
Hopefully, it won't be so long before the next time.
I feel for you. But women treat sex much differently than men. We get the one pump, and done, they can fuck and cum until they pass out or the cows come home. But the end result for them is the concerning part. Sometimes its best to nurture her moods, and let her set the time and place, so that she may realize how it is affecting you. Forcing the issue, in my experience leads to a cold front that may or may not last through the summer. I would callously suggest counseling, but sometimes that is not the answer for her. Sometimes there are things we want to keep bottled up, and women are no different. Try talking to her friends, if you are on good terms with them, they may help, or in the worst case, just keep on, because since they are wholly different than us, then it might take a shake up for her to realize that you are not out for your own selfish pleasure, because making love and sex is the best two player game.
There was a period of time where my wife wanted nothing to do with sex, although the reason was we almost lost our third daughter during pregnancy. After she was born, she swore up and down she did not want another kid, because she could not handle it if it died in gestation. I backed off, and gave her space. And over the month after she was healed enough from the ordeal, I let her decide what she wanted to do. I gently told her that I would even get snipped if that put her fears to ease. I sat down with the information on the big V, and she was mortified that I would even consider mutilating (her words) myself just to continue our active sex life. I said I would do anything to make her feel better, and a week later, she showed up to bed in her fuck me nightie. Sometimes a sacrifice might be needed to kick start her drive again. I did not go through with it, until after our fourth kid, and only after I learned I could be passing on a genetic disorder, and a fifth kid might be the unlucky one to get it. Besides, four was enough. I am not an animal. But in your case, open, gentle and honest dialogue might help. I do not know you and your wife's situation so I apologize if I sound presumptuous.
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I feel for you. But women treat sex much differently than men. We get the one pump, and done, they can fuck and cum until they pass out or the cows come home. But the end result for them is the concerning part. Sometimes its best to nurture her moods, and let her set the time and place, so that she may realize how it is affecting you. Forcing the issue, in my experience leads to a cold front that may or may not last through the summer. I would callously suggest counseling, but sometimes that is not the answer for her. Sometimes there are things we want to keep bottled up, and women are no different. Try talking to her friends, if you are on good terms with them, they may help, or in the worst case, just keep on, because since they are wholly different than us, then it might take a shake up for her to realize that you are not out for your own selfish pleasure, because making love and sex is the best two player game.
There was a period of time where my wife wanted nothing to do with sex, although the reason was we almost lost our third daughter during pregnancy. After she was born, she swore up and down she did not want another kid, because she could not handle it if it died in gestation. I backed off, and gave her space. And over the month after she was healed enough from the ordeal, I let her decide what she wanted to do. I gently told her that I would even get snipped if that put her fears to ease. I sat down with the information on the big V, and she was mortified that I would even consider mutilating (her words) myself just to continue our active sex life. I said I would do anything to make her feel better, and a week later, she showed up to bed in her fuck me nightie. Sometimes a sacrifice might be needed to kick start her drive again. I did not go through with it, until after our fourth kid, and only after I learned I could be passing on a genetic disorder, and a fifth kid might be the unlucky one to get it. Besides, four was enough. I am not an animal. But in your case, open, gentle and honest dialogue might help. I do not know you and your wife's situation so I apologize if I sound presumptuous.
I understand that her libido is what it is post menopause. Both women I've been married to have had tubal ligations, wife number one after the birth of our second child (who is 33 now) and wife number two after we made the final decision to not have kids (she has never wanted kids but inherited two when she married me).
Mrs JBRG was never one to initiate sex. When we were beginning our relationship, sex was for the most part one of those things that happened because we couldn't keep our hands off of each other. As time passed, the frequency of our activities declined from 9-10 times/week to 3 times then one and now every two weeks. She decides when and for the most part, I'm good with her setting the timing. We have talked and I have told her that as two weeks approaches, things start to get uncomfortable in the testicles and that after about a week, my brain goes from emotion filled love making to fantasy fuelled fucking.
We do talk. I respect her and love her and have decided that I would never force her to do anything she doesn't want to do. I have on occasion said that I wished that our libido was 20 or so years younger and she has sometimes agreed with that statement.
It is what it is.
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I feel for you. But women treat sex much differently than men. We get the one pump, and done, they can fuck and cum until they pass out or the cows come home. But the end result for them is the concerning part. Sometimes its best to nurture her moods, and let her set the time and place, so that she may realize how it is affecting you. Forcing the issue, in my experience leads to a cold front that may or may not last through the summer. I would callously suggest counseling, but sometimes that is not the answer for her. Sometimes there are things we want to keep bottled up, and women are no different. Try talking to her friends, if you are on good terms with them, they may help, or in the worst case, just keep on, because since they are wholly different than us, then it might take a shake up for her to realize that you are not out for your own selfish pleasure, because making love and sex is the best two player game.
There was a period of time where my wife wanted nothing to do with sex, although the reason was we almost lost our third daughter during pregnancy. After she was born, she swore up and down she did not want another kid, because she could not handle it if it died in gestation. I backed off, and gave her space. And over the month after she was healed enough from the ordeal, I let her decide what she wanted to do. I gently told her that I would even get snipped if that put her fears to ease. I sat down with the information on the big V, and she was mortified that I would even consider mutilating (her words) myself just to continue our active sex life. I said I would do anything to make her feel better, and a week later, she showed up to bed in her fuck me nightie. Sometimes a sacrifice might be needed to kick start her drive again. I did not go through with it, until after our fourth kid, and only after I learned I could be passing on a genetic disorder, and a fifth kid might be the unlucky one to get it. Besides, four was enough. I am not an animal. But in your case, open, gentle and honest dialogue might help. I do not know you and your wife's situation so I apologize if I sound presumptuous.
I understand that her libido is what it is post menopause. Both women I've been married to have had tubal ligations, wife number one after the birth of our second child (who is 33 now) and wife number two after we made the final decision to not have kids (she has never wanted kids but inherited two when she married me).
Mrs JBRG was never one to initiate sex. When we were beginning our relationship, sex was for the most part one of those things that happened because we couldn't keep our hands off of each other. As time passed, the frequency of our activities declined from 9-10 times/week to 3 times then one and now every two weeks. She decides when and for the most part, I'm good with her setting the timing. We have talked and I have told her that as two weeks approaches, things start to get uncomfortable in the testicles and that after about a week, my brain goes from emotion filled love making to fantasy fuelled fucking.
We do talk. I respect her and love her and have decided that I would never force her to do anything she doesn't want to do. I have on occasion said that I wished that our libido was 20 or so years younger and she has sometimes agreed with that statement.
It is what it is.
Hmm, you both sound fun though. Age makes fools of us all. We used to fuck like we owned the world, and as time moves on, we barely want to roll over (in my case, if my back spasms stops). But you and your wife sound like wonderful people.. I truly do hope things gets better for you and her.
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After helping a friend out at a charity event for a dog rescue yesterday evening, I went over to Allan's house. I had texted to let him know I was coming over. he has a keypad lock, and I know the code. I guess you could say I have a key to his place. Anyways, I got there and went inside. He was watching a movie, and when he turned to look at my I immediately started getting undressed. After he just sat there watching my strip I stepped up between his legs and worked to get him out of shorts.
I love to hear him groaning while I do my thing, and to feel his fingers in my hair. Hes been havin me hold his hand with finger interlocked, so it only frees up one hand to assist my mouth, but I can still work with that.
I sucked him for about a minute, and then told him I wanted to try something. He just smiles and says go for it, and so i tried to give him a boobjob. Sometimes during blowjobs, I'll rub his dick against one of my boobs or tap him against them, but never tried a full on boobjob before. So I tried to wrap him up in the girls and I start moving around. When I looked up at his face, he had the biggest smile. At first I thought he was amused at my attempt, but when I stared moving he licked his lips and then started chewing his bottom one. he liked it.
I wasnt that good at it, I couldnt keep manhood rythm and my movements were kind of everywhere, but I tried, and he was really excited about it. After a few moments he got up, and using a hand on my shoulder kept me on my knees, and got around behind me. With a warm strong hand on my back I bent over laying my head on the couch cushions and he took me from behind. His fingers dug at my hip while he fucked me. His other hand would slide up and down my back and I was hoping he would grab my hair, but I was enjoying what he was doing anyways. His fingers would slide along my side every so often sending chills through me.
After a couple minutes of that, he reach underneath me and start rubbing my clit. I put my hand over his not because I think need help, but because I feel more connected to what hes doing then. I feel the pleasure hes giving me in two different ways, and after that, it took seconds for me to hit by O. He never stopped, but slowed down as I rode my waves. When he figured it was over, he gripped my hips with both hands and really got to it. I was sensitive as hell, but I figured at this speed hed be done in a minute, but he kept going a bit longer than I had thought, which allowed for a second wave, and half way through that surge, he pulled out and came on my back, which sort of shocked me. When I looked back at him, he gave me his innocent smile, and said a day for new things. Hes never done that before, so I just smiled back and hoped he didnt hit my hair, which he did.
In the shower I asked him how the boobjob was, he said he loved the way I looked doing it. I asked if it felt better than my blowjobs, and he said it was about the same. To me that means one was better but he doesnt want to hurt my feelings. I let it drop, because as long as he enjoyed it I was happy.
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It has been about two weeks. I've been in a shitty/downer mood (missing my father).
Last night about 8:00pm I was sitting at the edge of the pool with my feet/calves hanging down in the water, when Dan came out with a glass of bourbon for me and some wine for him. He kicked off his shoes and sat down next to me.
Our oldest came out and said she was going to the movies with a friend and they were taking the little one. "A" was so excited to go with "M" and her friend. They were going to see the animated movie 'Bad Guys'.
After they left, it was about 9:00 Dan went in to get the third refill for us both, and while he was gone, I checked the kids location on my phone, saw they were at the movie theatre, so I got undressed and slipped into the water. When he came out, he didn't realize I was in the pool sans clothes or swimsuit.
I sat in the little loveseat the pool has built in and he sat next to me. He had realized by then I was naked but just sat there enjoying the drink. He finished the drink and got us another refill, when he came out this time he got undressed and joined me in the pool. When that drink was done he suggested we go inside. I told him we were not going inside. He seemed disappointed until I added, "When it gets dark enough, we're going to fuck out here on the chaise lounge chair."
It was dark enough about 35 minutes later just as I finished my drink.
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Woo to you two. The idea of it happening pool side in a lounger is very sexy, but you dropping that F bomb makes me think it was much more... aggressive. Love it
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A Woo from me as well..
I was sitting at the edge of the pool with my feet/calves hanging down in the water, when Dan came out with a glass of bourbon for me and some wine for him. He kicked off his shoes and sat down next to me.
It's a nice story, but he could've also just slipped into the water in front of you, turned around, and had some fine dining to go along with his wine ;D
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So nice to hear about both "my girls" getting some loving the same night. :emot_kiss:
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Nothing too special, a little Cunnilingus, a little blowing, and a whole lot of penetration
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Nothing too special, a little Cunnilingus, a little blowing, and a whole lot of penetration
A pinch o’ Sugar and a hint o’ Spice makin’ everything Nice! ;D
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Nothing too special, a little Cunnilingus, a little blowing, and a whole lot of penetration
A pinch o’ Sugar and a hint o’ Spice makin’ everything Nice! ;D
And a thumb in the butt instead of a cherry on top
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:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
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Nothing too special, a little Cunnilingus, a little blowing, and a whole lot of penetration
A pinch o’ Sugar and a hint o’ Spice makin’ everything Nice! ;D
And a thumb in the butt instead of a cherry on top
😳😳😳 quite a recipe for cream filled pie, you’ve got there Miss Shiela!
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Nothing too special, a little Cunnilingus, a little blowing, and a whole lot of penetration
A pinch o’ Sugar and a hint o’ Spice makin’ everything Nice! ;D
And a thumb in the butt instead of a cherry on top
😳😳😳 quite a recipe for cream filled pie, you’ve got there Miss Shiela!
And you're dying for a taste aren't you 😏😘
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A big WOO for both Shiela and our Sheriff. Love the boob job (dreaming it was me between Shiela's boobs :emot_kiss:) and the romance by the pool with Jules (Watcher remembers to bring bourbon next time :emot_kiss:)
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Nothing too special, a little Cunnilingus, a little blowing, and a whole lot of penetration
A pinch o’ Sugar and a hint o’ Spice makin’ everything Nice! ;D
And a thumb in the butt instead of a cherry on top
😳😳😳 quite a recipe for cream filled pie, you’ve got there Miss Shiela!
And you're dying for a taste aren't you 😏😘
*Blinks* huh! It's gone.
*Looks up in the sky to see an airborne figure vaguely resembling an eagle, which quickly soars into clouds, becoming completely obscurred.*
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Allan was watching "the Boy" on Prime, and somebody had mentioned the character starlight on here before. I kept watching him whenever she would come on the screen, and finally asked him if he thought she was hot. Before he could get that feeling like I was trapping him or being cryptic, I let him know that Carl Urban with that beard was really doing it for me.
So for the next half hour I called him Butcher and he called me Starlight. I felt a little silly at first, but then we really embarrassed it and we... how did he put it? "fucked like corrupt superheros"
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Allan was watching "the Boy" on Prime, and somebody had mentioned the character starlight on here before. I kept watching him whenever she would come on the screen, and finally asked him if he thought she was hot. Before he could get that feeling like I was trapping him or being cryptic, I let him know that Carl Urban with that beard was really doing it for me.
So for the next half hour I called him Butcher and he called me Starlight. I felt a little silly at first, but then we really embarrassed it and we... how did he put it? "fucked like corrupt superheros"
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
It was me who mentioned having a crush on starlight.
And I can easily see the attraction in rough, alpha male, bad boy Butcher.
Way to go Shiela. Glad to hear that episode had such a happy ending. :D
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Yes, and I could write it all.put but I'll just do this instead
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Yes, and I could write it all.put but I'll just do this instead
#1340 Get it, girl!
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Nope, not me, but we skinny dipped. And he did do a little touching.
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Most definitely. Last night. Twice this morning. Pretty much every night and morning. A little or a lot more on weekends. Now that I’m older and don’t get erect at the drop of a hat, so good to have a girlfriend who loves to give head and is very good at it!
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Most definitely. Last night. Twice this morning. Pretty much every night and morning. A little or a lot more on weekends. Now that I’m older and don’t get erect at the drop of a hat, so good to have a girlfriend who loves to give head and is very good at it!
Wow. Good for you Sweetims. A couple/few times a day?? Didn't know you had it in you. Woo #81
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You need to put your brand on that one Sweetums.
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I just typed out a very descriptive post about some midnight fun under the covers, then I accidentally went back a page and all my post disappeared.
Darn iPad. So many times I accidentally swipe the screen and it goes back a page.
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I've done that on my phone too with my arthritic fingers. But never mind. Get back to typing. Your accounts are so fun to read. Will be watching.............. :emot_kiss:
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I just typed out a very descriptive post about some midnight fun under the covers, then I accidentally went back a page and all my post disappeared.
Darn iPad. So many times I accidentally swipe the screen and it goes back a page.
Maybe it depends on web page and or device but sometimes I have done that and going forward restores it. Has worked with posts for KB.
Waiting with bated breath and right hand at the ready for the re-type :emot_kiss:
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When posting on my phone, and go back a page, if I go forward it will still be there. PMs get wiped though.
I wish I had something to offer, but people in the neighborhood are still setting off fireworks so Allan is unavailable.he says work us awful because he cant get away from it so he needs the evening to decompress.
Tempted to go out and find someone else for the night. Toys instead.
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Not last night, but the night before.
he took a viagra. I swear, I would have thought he took 4 Viagra. He was like the energizer bunny.
30 minutes in and multiple O's, I was thinking I couldn't take much more. I told him I'd finishe him orally. 20 minutes and no luck there, he told me he wanted my bum. I told him only if he would be quick. He said he would, but he wasn't. He switched back to the front and it started to hurt. I told him I was done. He finished off with his hand.
I couldn't walk yesterday.
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That sounds like much more than getting laid. Maybe we need a Who Got Ravished page. Wow... sounds like a Shiela episode. Easy to see why it took an extra day to post.
Glad Dan stopped when you asked. :emot_kiss:
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I couldn't walk yesterday.
Atta boy 😂
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I couldn't walk yesterday.
Can use the excuse "it was leg day" only so many times.
I've been sick for the past week. Still dealing with this sinus thing and cough, but doing a whole lot better, and I've reached that point where I am extremely horny, and the only thing that was keeping me from going to Allan's is I dont want to get anybody sick. So yesterday I was thinking. Maybe when I do go over there I'll tell him to take one of his devil pills, make up for lost time.
Thanks for talking me out of that one. Was too focused on how great it is when it starts.
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How is Allan doing after the fireworks?
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How is Allan doing after the fireworks?
He's doing fine now that it all stopped. Getting full nights sleep again.
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Last night (July 11th) still blowing up our block. The Fourth is over idiots!
If these fools come any closer to my house they're going to set my Christmas decorations on fire. :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead:
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How is Allan doing after the fireworks?
He's doing fine now that it all stopped. Getting full nights sleep again.
Good to hear :emot_kiss:
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How is Allan doing after the fireworks?
He's doing fine now that it all stopped. Getting full nights sleep again.
Good to hear :emot_kiss:
barb and me with each other.
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A few days late reporting in but Saturday night I enjoyed the company of a porn star that happens to also be into the swing lifestyle that lives nearby.
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barb and me with each other.
Wait: What?
I have absolutely no recollection of THAT.
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Most certainly did and it was exactly what I needed. No oral, no foreplay except a few kisses and a little hand action on my part to make sure he was nice and hard
I bounced and ground on that dick like it was the last one on earth. His groans and moans and exclamations only made me want it more. I didn't slow or change pace until he pulled me down and held me with a bear hug. He asked what the hurry was, and I just begged for him to give it to me. So he let me go, and I went back at it. Took a little bit to find that rythm and speed that was working perfectly, and with him working his hands on my breasts and pinching nipples it wasn't long until I was hitting the finish line.
Mid O, he starts bouncing his hips up and I cant do much but take it. But he wrapped me up on his arms again and held me there until he came. Feeling that wonderful hard dick let loose almost sent me back over the edge.
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Most certainly did and it was exactly what I needed. No oral, no foreplay except a few kisses and a little hand action on my part to make sure he was nice and hard
I bounced and ground on that dick like it was the last one on earth. His groans and moans and exclamations only made me want it more. I didn't slow or change pace until he pulled me down and held me with a bear hug. He asked what the hurry was, and I just begged for him to give it to me. So he let me go, and I went back at it. Took a little bit to find that rythm and speed that was working perfectly, and with him working his hands on my breasts and pinching nipples it wasn't long until I was hitting the finish line.
Mid O, he starts bouncing his hips up and I cant do much but take it. But he wrapped me up on his arms again and held me there until he came. Feeling that wonderful hard dick let loose almost sent me back over the edge.
Sounds like a wild night. Last night was...interesting. Remember me saying on my sex bucket list that I wanted to re-enact that fuck the whole house up, sexy gun battle scene from Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Well....
I come home from work, kind of tired, but amped that I did good, and was able to help people on KB get what they needed. So I come in, and the entire house in the inside was covered in plastic, and my wifes antique/ china hutch was gone. That thing will fall over if you breathe on it. I finally had enough a few years ago and screwed the damned thing in the wall, because my great grandmother hand painted a serving platter, one of the last things she made before passing. She also was a very funny lady. On this platter was her painting of the house she and my great grandfather lived in, after working his ass off to afford it. BUT, the best part is in the borders around the image. She painted little dicks and lilies, and babies into the border in a way you have to look closely at it. A priceless heirloom of monumental value. I hope to preserve it for people in a millennia in the future to find it, and scratch their heads at little dicks and lilies artistically painted into the border of a serving tray.
But yeah, all valuable, and breakables were gone and there was a note on top of a mask and paintball gun. Note read: 5 minutes and I start to shoot. So I quickly stripped and got ready and for two hours we shot at each other throughout the house, naked. I could only hit my wife's sweet ass once. She dotted my slow ass up. But after we spent our tanks, hoppers and anger, we fucked in the middle of the kitchen floor, until my Second oldest daughter comes in, raids the fridge and says, "Really?" I said be careful, you might have another sibling. She huffed, rolled her eyes and retired to her room. Kind of a good sex night, despite my back, hips and thighs covered in welts.
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I asked Mrs JBRG on Saturday evening if she was interested in getting laid. She responded no. To which I stated, "that's what I thought".
A couple of hours later, she seduced me. Not that I needed much in the way of seduction.
She got her toes curled and, at her request, she got a load of cum all over her mound.
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A little late in reporting
4 times this past weekend. Once Saturday, once Sunday. Viagra had to come into play because we already had a Monday morning romp, and I was wanting more Monday night after enjoying our drinks by the campfire. Be careful what you wish for. He stayed hard but couldn't ejaculate and lasted over an hour, but delivered me to happy land countless times. About 10 minutes before it was finally over, I told him he had to stop, that I was getting sore. He rolled off me and laid back on the bed. I turned off the light and was going to go to sleep. Dan cuddled up behind me and said that I was the one that wanted him to take the Viagra and he didn't want to use his hand. I took him in my mouth and tired of that after a few minutes , so I got on top of him. I had two more moments before he finally had his. Not only was I sore below, but he was in a nipple pinching/squeezing/sucking mood and I'm still sore there 3 days later. Along with a hickey on one boob.
Phew. That was a workout.
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What a trooper. Jules going the extra mile to please her man. :emot_kiss:
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Viagra had to come into play
I'd just move that over to the NOPE, NOPE, NOPE thread. I'd just do myself.
Woo to you though
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Sent this picture to Dan with a one word caption. ........ "Tonight?"
This happened last night. After my first O, he asked if I wanted another ride. I said, "well, I'm still sitting here." After round 2, I turned around and took him in my mouth while he took me to #3.
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Sounds like a nice ride. From a guy's point of view I love being riden.
WOO for keeping us up to date on the Dan and Jules fun times. :emot_kiss:
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I was waiting to hear about this yesterday. 3 times? Does he do anything specific? Use his tongue to write his name? Hum one of your favorite songs?
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I was waiting to hear about this yesterday. 3 times? Does he do anything specific? Use his tongue to write his name? Hum one of your favorite songs?
Whistle a merry tune?
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Allan got home in the evening and he gave me a call. Asked if I wanted to get something to eat, I said I could stop and get something on my way over. I didnt want to go out anywhere, and there was something I wanted much more than food. He quickly agreed and said he was a little tired anyways, so he was happy not to go out. I swung by got a curbside pickup and went over. When I got there he was passed out on his couch snoring away. Even when I went in an his dog started barking he never really stirred. I curled up on the couch with his dog and watched the show he had going on Prime. So no, I did not, but I got to snuggle with his dog, so I still had a great night. Went home around 10:30
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Hope Allen realizes what he missed when he woke up. Did the doggy get to share in the take out food?
Better luck next time. Maybe skip stopping for food and just go straight to Allen's. ;D
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She has stomach issues, so no people food for her. But I do make her some coconut treats that she loves and are good for her.
I left him some rather raunchy pics on his phone before I left. He knows😘
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Raunchy photos on his phone. Shiela...you have such a creative and sexy brain. :emot_laughing:
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Allan got home in the evening and he gave me a call. Asked if I wanted to get something to eat, I said I could stop and get something on my way over. I didnt want to go out anywhere, and there was something I wanted much more than food. He quickly agreed and said he was a little tired anyways, so he was happy not to go out. I swung by got a curbside pickup and went over. When I got there he was passed out on his couch snoring away. Even when I went in an his dog started barking he never really stirred. I curled up on the couch with his dog and watched the show he had going on Prime. So no, I did not, but I got to snuggle with his dog, so I still had a great night. Went home around 10:30
I'm reminded of an ex. She was working 80 hours for weeks on end. After being summoned to perform, she rode me to orgasm. Then she promptly said, "Oh I needed that. I had such a nice cum...", and mid-sentence passed out for 48 hours.
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Oh yes I did. I never made it home last night, I went straight to Allan's and after I tried to deepthroat him, I wrapped myself around him like he was keeping me afloat in the ocean. It was hot, it was sweaty and it was amazing. I wouldnt doubt that his lips and tongue touched every inch of me between my mouth and my knees. He wanted me on top, and I had the ride of my life.
After we were sitting in the living room watching some Netflix show that I thoroughly enjoyed, but I didnt understand everything that was happening, so he restarted it while we watched he was telling me certain things about the show that I didnt need to know, and I was becoming annoyed so I told him to be quiet, or maybe put that beautiful mouth to better use. I wasnt being 100% serious, but he surprised me by... indulging in cream pie, and that he was so willing to do that made me so f@#$ing hot for him and we went again.
Then we ordered dinner and watched netflix
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Dang, I thought there'd be something about Eric ;D ;D ;D
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I did, we phucked in our pool room, and she even let me get a little anus.
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Dan was out of town and I was wanting. I went to bed at 12:30 and couldn't fall asleep. I considered getting up to retrieve a toy, I just didn't have the energy to get out of bed. The tossing and turning caused my pj top to ride up a bit and my hand touched my belly. My fingertips began a light caressing of the skin before slipping over my underwear. It wasn't a minute later when I lifted my bottom and slid my underwear to my knees. While Mr. Index and Mr. Ring finger were involved, Mr. Middle finger did most of the work. I thank all three of them for taking such good care of me last night in Dan's absence.
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Wow! What a way to start reading KB. Jules, you paint such vivid mind pictures. Glad you had things well in hand while Dan is gone. Woo for the images. ;D :emot_kiss:
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Woo for the images. ;D :emot_kiss:
I didn't take pictures. Maybe next time.
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When I worked in radio, we called it "theater of the mind". Using words to paint a picture. Very effective in advertising and erotica. No need to guess which area Jules falls into. :emot_kiss:
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Nope, not last night or the night before, not tonight, and I wouldnt bet money on tomorrow night either. Busy busy busy.
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You will soon get growleritis.
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I came home very horny. And proceeded to pleasure myself three times. I made one of those Girl Scout Cookie drinks, and I did not wake up until 10:30 AM. I feel so delightfully pleasured. I think I may have to do it to myself again one more time.
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Yes last night. And three more times today so far. We've been going crazy this weekend. I love the weekends. The last time was partly just for me to test the premise, is she really always horny? The answer is apparently yes.
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Nope, not in real life (last Friday I did though)
But in a dream I did. In jail, by a policeman. My dreams are usually rich with detail, but not this one.
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Nope, not in real life (last Friday I did though)
But in a dream I did. In jail, by a policeman. My dreams are usually rich with detail, but not this one.
Now there's another story I'd like to see you write up for us. ;D
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Nope, not in real life (last Friday I did though)
But in a dream I did. In jail, by a policeman. My dreams are usually rich with detail, but not this one.
Now there's another story I'd like to see you write up for us. ;D
Not much to it. I like I said, no detail. Just in a jail cell. I kind of think it was someone I know.
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Not me! Hell, it's been over eight years, but wait...
I did get one hell of a blow job today at the park; right after I gave the stranger one first. ;D :D :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
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No.
Nope.
Nuh-uh.
Negatory.
I did get one hell of a blow job today at the park; right after I gave the stranger one first. ;D :D :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
In these parts, that counts as getting laid. Woo Blue (#15)
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Yes!
Yep!
Uh-huh!
Yessiree bobrooney
Butt up, chest down, gripping blankets, and biting pillows. His one hand gripping my hip the other switching between gripping, rubbing, and slapping my butt. Plus hearing him moaning with every impact of his hips against me. Didnt just get laid, I got a proper f@#$ing.
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The Growler is at rest. :emot_kiss:
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That's a WOO Shiela. You should have two IDs...one for you and one for the growler. Then I could WOO you twice.
So happy for you.
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Yes!
Yep!
Uh-huh!
Yessiree bobrooney
I got a proper f@#$ing.
Wow
Wheeeeee
1400 comin...
WOOOOOOOOOO
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Yes!
Yep!
Uh-huh!
Yessiree bobrooney
Butt up, chest down, gripping blankets, and biting pillows. His one hand gripping my hip the other switching between gripping, rubbing, and slapping my butt. Plus hearing him moaning with every impact of his hips against me. Didnt just get laid, I got a proper f@#$ing.
Glorious!
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Yes!
Yep!
Uh-huh!
Yessiree bobrooney
Butt up, chest down, gripping blankets, and biting pillows. His one hand gripping my hip the other switching between gripping, rubbing, and slapping my butt. Plus hearing him moaning with every impact of his hips against me. Didnt just get laid, I got a proper f@#$ing.
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Hmm, have you ever thought about trying to talk Allan and Big Ben into both giving you a proper fucking at the same time? ;D
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Yes I did. I am making up for the past two weeks. I was being a bit silly about it, but after we kissed for a bit I leaned back and studied his face, when he asked what I was doing I said he is so handsome, and I would love to sit on that face. I dont usually do that, I worry about hurting him, his neck or breaking his nose, so it was only for a short while, plus i love sucking his dick so it didnt take long before we were 69.
I blame all the chatting and pics from those particular threads.
Then I rode him reverse cowgirl, he kept putting his hand between us and I couldnt figure out what he was doing, but then I felt his thumb against my butt, and i paused long enough for his to out it in, which made it all the better when I would take all of him inside me and just feel him there. Like something I didnt know was missing is now back in place. With the added pressure of his thumb I was in heaven.
We also had a nice quickie in the shower this morning before he left for work. Wonder if he'd be up for a lunch quickie as well...?
Hmm, have you ever thought about trying to talk Allan and Big Ben into both giving you a proper fucking at the same time? ;D
Yes, I have, but I'm 99.99% positive Ben would decline
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Earlier in the day, Dan mentioned he was hoping for "play time". We went to bed about 11:30 and I was not in the mood. He was.
I suggested we just cuddle. That's how we started, but his hands were all over me. He suggested I take off my pj top. I did. Laying on my back, his hands were everywhere, eventually into my underwear. And my hand reached over and grabbed him. He was harder than he has been in a long time. I asked if he took a purple pill.he said he did not. I said, "Holy shit." I sat up and turned the light on and pulled the sheet back. I knelt between his legs and bent over looking at it.
"Seriously, you didn't take anything? What's up?"
"You make me this hard. You and those big sexy hanging tits I'm enjoying looking at."
He took himself in his hand and I told him it was mine to play with.
I laid down on and propped myself up on my elbows between his spread legs and slow stroked him, giving little licks, sucks, and nibbles throughout. His head turned a strange purple.
I told him I wanted to see how far he could shoot it on his chest.
He grunted as he came. The first burst landed on his upper stomach. Then I took him in my mouth for the next minute while I gently massaged his testicles.
After, he stayed semi hard and had me roll over. He wasn't hard enough to enter me so he just knelt between my legs and rubbed his penis head around in my folds. He was enjoying looking at me like he was and at one point suggested taking a picture to show all my "boyfriends " on KB. That was when I came.
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That will aid in the recovery of msslave. Tell Dan you have girlfriends here also. :emot_kiss:
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That will aid in the recovery of msslave. Tell Dan you have girlfriends here also. :emot_kiss:
Hahaha. He knows. It might have been more intense if he said that.
And #1402 for your night
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Wow! Three WOO to start my day. Jules and Shiela for being so hot they drive their men wild. And to Staci for knowing what keeps me going.
Having a bad day today with lots s of pain in my legs. Bone cancer is really firing up my nerve endings down there.
Those mental images you two ladies keep providing help me a lot. And Staci is a great cheerleader, helping me along. :emot_kiss:
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" You and those big sexy hanging tits I'm enjoying looking at."
Sigh... thanks, now I'll have to cover up my lap for a while :roll:
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Three woos from me for Sheila for her colorful story, Jules for hers, and Staci for her excellent suggestion to Dan.
My girlfriend and I have been together now since last December. We are still going at it like banshees, and I hope it never ends.
Last night, I woke up hard in the middle of the night, as I often do. Girlfriend was dead asleep but enjoys being awakened whenever I'm ready to go. I cuddled up to her and rubbed my cock between her ass cheeks as I kissed her neck and teased her nipples. That woke her up. Then I pinned both her arms and one leg wide and fingered her to orgasm. Then she needed to pee. When she got back, she stiffened me up a bit with her mouth. Then we did it from behind, she at the edge of the bed, me standing behind her. That's our go-to position these days. She likes the forcefulness of it, because I'm huge, and she's a tiny little thing. I like that she can open up more from behind, and this helps me go longer, because she starts out extremely tight and squeezes down hard right before she's about to cum. It's easier for me to not bend my cock when I take her from behind.
At the end, I didn't cum. This happens to me a fair amount these days. Although she likes best for me to cum at the end, she gets a much longer ride if I don't. Both outcomes have their appeal for both of us. I love focusing on giving her pleasure, pounding her long and hard without ever worrying about my staying power. She cums like ocean waves, in sets of three or four.
The best time this last week, I had been going at her a long time, about 40 or 50 minutes, and then all of a sudden, I felt my orgasm coming. I roared delightedly and really unloaded in her. She cried out and came as my jets shot into her. Afterwards, resting exhausted on the bed, she looked like the kitten who'd gotten all the cream.
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A woo to my wife.
I cannot remember an orgasm that intense. That's all I will say about that.
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We'll WOO to you and your wife. Always glad to hear some people are still doing it.. ;D
Ooooops. Guess I already WOOed y in last 24 hours.
Virtual WOO.
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I cannot remember an orgasm that intense. That's all I will say about that.
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We'll WOO to you and your wife. Always glad to hear some people are still doing it.. ;D
Ooooops. Guess I already WOOed y in last 24 hours.
Virtual WOO.
i covered it for you slave
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Earlier in the day, Dan mentioned he was hoping for "play time". We went to bed about 11:30 and I was not in the mood. He was.
I suggested we just cuddle. That's how we started, but his hands were all over me. He suggested I take off my pj top. I did. Laying on my back, his hands were everywhere, eventually into my underwear. And my hand reached over and grabbed him. He was harder than he has been in a long time. I asked if he took a purple pill.he said he did not. I said, "Holy shit." I sat up and turned the light on and pulled the sheet back. I knelt between his legs and bent over looking at it.
"Seriously, you didn't take anything? What's up?"
"You make me this hard. You and those big sexy hanging tits I'm enjoying looking at."
He took himself in his hand and I told him it was mine to play with.
I laid down on and propped myself up on my elbows between his spread legs and slow stroked him, giving little licks, sucks, and nibbles throughout. His head turned a strange purple.
I told him I wanted to see how far he could shoot it on his chest.
He grunted as he came. The first burst landed on his upper stomach. Then I took him in my mouth for the next minute while I gently massaged his testicles.
After, he stayed semi hard and had me roll over. He wasn't hard enough to enter me so he just knelt between my legs and rubbed his penis head around in my folds. He was enjoying looking at me like he was and at one point suggested taking a picture to show all my "boyfriends " on KB. That was when I came.
I orgasmed shortly before I read this. Apparently my refractory period isn't as long as I anticipated because this has me hard as a rock. Thank you very much, and obviously deserve the woo
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Afterwards, resting exhausted on the bed, she looked like the kitten who'd gotten all the cream.
Absolutely fantastic! The number one thing that gets me off is getting my partner off. Nothing makes me hornier.
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Absolutely I did. Was a nice relaxing evening. Sitting 9n his couch, with Myers legs crossed over his, we snacked, talked, and watched the Hobbit on Prime, and he rubbed my feet for a but, and then my legs. He started going higher with that sexy as hell smirk on his fave, and not long before he had his hand sliding up the leg of my shorts and his thumb was working me pretty good. Just a nice slow and steady rhythm. Whenever I looked at him, he was just watching me, and smiling which of course made me smile back.
He worked my shorts off and put that wonderful mouth to work. He had that evening facial hair going so his cheeks were rough against my thighs and I do enjoy that. Smooth face is good, but it always seems a bit dirtier when hes scruffy, emphasises the spontaneity of it all. He never stopped using those fingers either. They were busy swimming around inside me while he attacked my clit with his tongue. Pretty sure he was humming papa roach while he performed his duties turned his mouth into a subtle vibrator.
He got up and dropped his pants and I took him into my mouth and it was my turn to hum a good song. Hand helping my.mouth, and fingers gently scratching and rubbing his balls. I love looking up at him while.pleasing him. He always looks so dominating, and powerful when I felt he wanted more, instead of him getting on top of me, I asked him if he rather sit. He did and I climbed on top of him. He let me control the speed and ride him while he foused on my chest with hands and mouth. I'd slow down when his mouth was working, or I'd sit all the way down and grind my hips. Whenever he take his mouth away, I'd pick up the speed and ride him hard. When he came I took him all the way in and ground my hips. He was still cumming when I had my orgasm.
I spent the night, and when I woke he had already left for work but had left the coffee on. Then I got a little weird when I put on one of his work flannels and sat smelling him on it, while I finished watching the Hobbit and enjoying two cups coffee.
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Is this WOOable? Damn right it is. You two are so much fun to read about. And, 1423 for Shiela.. :emot_kiss:
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And one from me.
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More of the other night, just a different movie.
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Can I watch a movie with you? I don't care what movie... even a chick flick. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Can I watch a movie with you? I don't care what movie... even a chick flick. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Lol, you sound like a panty sniffer I once knew.
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Can I watch a movie with you? I don't care what movie... even a chick flick. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Lol, you sound like a panty sniffer I once knew.
(big inhale) Ahhhhh. Yes, that's Staci alright. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Lol, you sound like a panty sniffer I once knew.
You say that like it's a bad thing :emot_laughing: :-* :emot_laughing:
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He got up and dropped his pants and I took him into my mouth and it was my turn to hum a good song.
Hope you hummed Alan a nice long song. ;D :emot_kiss: WOO! I agree with the others here that reading your accounts of getting laid is way better than stuff you find on the internet.
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He got up and dropped his pants and I took him into my mouth and it was my turn to hum a good song.
Hope you hummed Alan a nice long song. ;D :emot_kiss: WOO! I agree with the others here that reading your accounts of getting laid is way better than stuff you find on the internet.
LOL. You found this on the Internet, Rick.
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Can I watch a movie with you? I don't care what movie... even a chick flick. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Lol, you sound like a panty sniffer I once knew.
You say that like it's a bad thing :emot_laughing: :-* :emot_laughing:
It is. Because I don't wear them. :emot_kiss:
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:o ;D
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He got up and dropped his pants and I took him into my mouth and it was my turn to hum a good song.
Hope you hummed Alan a nice long song. ;D :emot_kiss: WOO! I agree with the others here that reading your accounts of getting laid is way better than stuff you find on the internet.
LOL. You found this on the Internet, Rick.
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In my opinion...KB rises above the internet, even though we are on the internet. ;D
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In my opinion...KB rises above the internet, even though we are on the internet. ;D
We rise about 8 girthy inches above the internet 😏
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In my opinion...KB rises above the internet, even though we are on the internet. ;D
We rise about 8 girthy inches above the internet 😏
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Why yes I did.
My friend was hosting a baby shower yesterday for her sisters daughter. I was invited. While I was there, the rest of my family was attending the Dream Cruise, which is the largest gathering of classic cars that cruise Woodward avenue through 5 communities.
They got home before I did and were hanging out in different parts of the house. When I got home, it was raining outside and both girls were in their rooms, while Dan was tinkering in the garage. I stopped to talk to him, asking how the Dream Cruise was. After discussing that and the party for a few minutes, I said I needed to change and went in the house.
Dan followed me through the house and into the bedroom closet.
"Hey," he said, taking me in his arms and hugging me, "I missed you."
"I missed you too."
He kissed me softly, it soon becoming more passionate. His hand went down along my hip and reached down below my skirt to touch my bare knee.
"The kids...," I started to remind him.
"M is in her room with the music playing, and the little one is napping," he said as his hand quickly came up between my thighs and touched the front of my underwear.
"But Dan," I started to object..
His hand reached a bit higher to the waist pane of my underwear and began pulling down.
"Later," I said, "They might...."
He cut me off. "Right now baby," he said, dropping to his knees. His other hand slid under my skirt and grabbed my waistband and began pulling downward. I spread my legs a bit to help with the removal, lifting each foot as he removed them.
His hand returned and started rubbing along my sex. I opened my legs a bit and my body very quickly began proving the lubricating moisture to my opening. His toying fingers were soon coated. A finger entered me effortlessly. I leaned back against the closest wall, turning my legs outward more, giving him more access. He was struggling with my skirt. Bunching it in his hands he told me to hold my skirt up out of the way. I did as asked, dans face moved in closer. He pulled his fingers and licked them. "You taste good today."
His hand quickly returned and two fingers penetrated me in and out a few times. A third finger tried joining in but it was too uncomfortable for me and I told him so. He continued with two finger, reaching deep inside and bending back massaged my vaginal wall opposite my pubic mound. His two fingertips massaged the inner wall softly, as my clitoris grew against his palm. The anterior wall he was massaging grew more sensitive as he continued this. Involuntarily my back hunched forward off the wall, I let go of my skirt and regained my balance by placing my hands on his shoulders.
"Let's get you on the bed," Dan said, removing his fingers.taking hold of my wrist he guided me from the closet into the bedroom, locking the door to the bedroom as we walked past it.
Before getting on the bed, I took Dan's hand in mine and said, "keep doing what you were doing, that felt wonderful." And bringing his fingers that had been penetrating me to my mouth, I sucked on them. I know how much he likes when I taste myself, and I did this as much for him as for myself.
I laid back on the bed, spreading my legs and lifting my knees. He crawled between my legs, flipping my skirt up onto my stomach, and his two fingers were back inside me quickly. The massage of the frontside of my vaginal wall resumed. The flats of his fingers slowly made sweeps across the spongy surface. I was getting lost in it, eyes closed, head resting on the bed.
"Get your tits out," he ordered. I had on a loose knit v-neck top that I pulled free of my skirt waistband. Arching my back off the mattress I managed to get it up above my breasts. My bra attached with a loop and hook at the front. Undoing it, the cups of my bra fell open and my breasts spilled free.
"Play with them," Dan said.
I've never really felt comfortable playing with my own breasts, it has never really done anything for me, but today it did. He watched as I pushed inward from the sides, while my index and middle fingers of each hand toyed with my nipples. I pinched and rubbed them, pleasing him, and me.
Dan introduced a third finger to my penetration he was administering. While this was a little more uncomfortable, it soon felt wonderful, stretching me. But he couldn't reach up along my inner wall as well.
His left hand joined in, resting the flat of his fingers on my moms pubis, directly opposite the fingers of his interior fingers, pressing back with equal pressure. I was enjoying this immensely. When his thumb found my clitoris, I arched my back high off the mattress, his hand seeming to lift me , and the rubbing intensified. Everything was absolutely perfect as I arched my back further, spreading my legs wider, biting my lower lip knowing my time was near. Moments later the waves crashed over me as I came hard, his fingers trying to push further up into me as my tender lips convulsed around his stretching fingers.
My butt quickly slammed into the mattress and I pushed his hands away, I laid there recovering as he rubbed my calves softly.
"That was beautiful, Jules."
I gave a breathless laugh and told him to get his shorts off. I got on my knees and gave him a b.j. for about 10 minutes. When it was his time, I took him from my mouth. Continuing to stroke, I aimed his erection at my still bared breasts and allowed the first couple of spurts to land there. I took him in my mouth for the remainder. When he was done ejaculating, I sat back on my heels. Looking up at him I began rubbing the strings of semen all around on my breasts.
I got up, gave him a peck on the cheek and told him I needed to take a shower. He got his shorts back on and left. I joined him on the couch afterward, an Old Fashioned was waiting for me.
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WOO! 8) 8)
Would have loved to see the Dream Cruise too. ;D ;D
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Holy shit Jules!! That's hot as hell! Woo for sure.
I did as well, but it was nothing like that. We started out in an playful argument, and then he "put me in my place" I'll leave it at that.
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And the hits just keep on coming. The word pictures Jules creates are more art than porn. Pure erotica. WOO for sure. Thanks Jules.
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.... The word pictures Jules creates are more art than porn. Pure erotica. ........
Nail, on head, well and truly hit.
And a woo for MJ
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Absolutely. By the end I was chewing my lip, moving my hips as if I could feel those fingers.
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Shiela your accounts are equally well described. The sexual part is enjoyable but it's your writing style that keeps it out of the realm of porn.
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I'm Certainly not getting it tonight. Something came up for Allan, and it wasn't his dick... booo!
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I'm Certainly not getting it tonight. Something came up for Allan, and it wasn't his dick... booo!
Watcher stands up to volunteer. ;D ;D
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What a trooper you are watcher. Get in line.
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What a trooper you are watcher. Get in line.
I did, but my number is pretty high... ;D ;D
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Not bad for an old bird.. Congrats! :emot_kiss:
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Yes I did. Nothing to really detail out. We talked, we watched some show, and then I climbed on his lap.
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I wa splayfully spanked for about 10 seconds, and that started putting me in the mood. Then he stopped. I was ready, but he had things to do..well, we both did. He's the more responsible one, so we took care of things with more priority.
S gets a woo for her lap ride. #1452
Dan gets a boo. -2
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I wa splayfully spanked for about 10 seconds, and that started putting me in the mood. Then he stopped. I was ready, but he had things to do..well, we both did. He's the more responsible one, so we took care of things with more priority.
S gets a woo for her lap ride. #1452
Dan gets a boo. -2
Splayfully spanked? ;D ;D
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Sunday night I went over to Allan's. I basically cut to the chase and asked what he thought we had going on. To keep this a short to the point segue, he had his own little bit of fun with an ex less than a month ago.
So we're all good, and I showed him that by taking his dick out and sucking it like it was life sustaining. We stayed on the couch for a little bit before I asked him to move to his gaming chair. He enjoys doing it in that just as much as I do. Once he got comfy and I lowered myself onto him he rocked back and forth with the perfect rhythm. I couldn't keep my mouth off his shoulder and neck. I kept licking, kissing and biting at him tasting his salty sweaty body and loving every minute of it. His hands would move from my butt to my back and back down. Every so often I'd lean back for some fresh air which made him go much deeper. Hed keep rocking and hands would move to my front. I'd reach behind me and fondle his beautiful set of balls or run my nails down his belly, then I'd move my hands to his chest and bounce on his dick filling the room with the slapping sound or bodies colliding. I came so many times I had difficulty getting my breathing into rhythm by the time I felt him cum inside me. I just leaned against his body and tried to slow my breathing while I enjoyed every sweet pump of his wonderful dick.
We stayed that way long after he had gone soft and slipped out. I suggested that once my legs would work, we should take a nice long shower. He agreed and it took longer than it should have for me to get up, but I was so comfortable in his lap I may have killed it out a bit. He finally said his legs were starting to fall asleep so I had to get up. Into the shower we went and I washed him head to ankle and I used my mouth to clean his dick and balls before I used soap and water. I loved watching him flinch a little from being so sensitive.
Only in our underwear We moved back to the couch covered up with a small blanket and watched Locke and Key from Prime until we both fell asleep. I woke up around 1:30 and checked my phone even came over to KB, but then he woke up and smiled at me. Asked how long I'd been awake and then I asked if he wanted to be to the bedroom. He had different ideas and got on his knees between my legs, moved my panties to the side and dove in head first. I quickly discarded my phone and grabbed his hair. He went down on me for a good long while and had me begging him to fuck me again. He didn't pull his underwear down, he just pulled himself out though that hole in the front. Put one leg on his shoulder and he pushed up my bra so he could suck on my nipples. It was quick and spontaneous and felt so bad damned good.
Fast forward to yesterday, neither of us had plans, so he asked if I wanted to just hang out today... naked. Um HELL YEAH! So that what we did. We started in the shower again where I sucked that beautiful dick and hummed all over his balls. If it wasn't for the water, I'd have made eye contact with him the whole time. When he had enough, he turned me around and bent me over. I held onto the spout and he took me from behind. He took his time and went nice and slow. I had the feeling he was watching himself slide in and out of me, but the water kept me form looking back. Either way I enjoyed the feeling of his slow drawn out movements. I just closed my eyes and tried to focus on every detail of him inside me. Made it all the better when he did started picking up the pace. When he announced it was time, I got on my knees in front of him and let him cum all over my face. Think the theatrics of it were ruined by the shower, but he looked like he was loving it. Did I care he got it in my hair? Nope... well maybe a little as it took an extra wash to be sure it was out.
Fast forward a few more hours, we were watching the Ryan Reynolds movie Free Guy and Ryan really does it for me, so I was ready for some more sex. I got up from the couch, went and fetched my panties from the bathroom floor and put them on. When I walked past him he just watched me with those steely blue eyes. I walked into the kitchen, leaned forward over his table pulled my panties to the side and asked if I could get him anything. He was on his way before I finished the sentence. He squated behind me and licked and tongued my growler while holding my butt cheeks apart. He even licked my asshole a few times, which can be quite breathtaking when you don't expect it. Even when he was tongue fucking me, he would exhale through his nose right on my asshole and it would make my eyes roll back. It was so good, and when he was good and hard, pushing me down on his table with one hand he rammed himself inside me. Unlike the shower he was rougher, more dominating. Made me much more vocal telling him how much "I love his dick", and the way his "balls slapped my pussy". I couldnt keep my mouth shut and kept begging him to just keep fucking me. That's when he grabbed my hair. My head exploded with sensation. He was an animal behind me and I was moaning and near screaming from it.
I really did scream when he surprised me with a thumb in my ass. Every time he thrust forward he'd hit his hand and that would make his thumb jab just a bit inside. But the increased pressure it put on his dick was what really made it good. I had two orgasms and the floor between my feet was soaked. I was loving every second of it and that's when the urge hit and I begged him to fuck my ass. He pulled free and after a quick disappearance into the bedroom to get lube, I made a quick adjustment to my position to be a bit more comfy, he was back behind me. He put his dick right against my asshole and then doused us both with lube. Felt like he had just dumped the entire bottle on us. Because of his thumb, his head slid in a bit easier, but it still made me squirm with slight discomfort, but he just kept pushing in. My legs were shaking form the slight pain, but he slid in slow but constant until he was all in. He said he could feel my breathing and then proceeded to move. It doesn't take me long at all to get accustomed to his dick in my ass, and I'm soon rubbing my clit while he plows my asshole as deep as he can get it. He doesn't go really hard, but it was a constant thrust that had me drooling all over again.
Then I went and did something that put a pause into the whole ordeal. Because somebody here on KB popped into my head, and without thinking I said "fuck my ass good, daddy!" 😳😱😱😱
He stopped dead, and asked what I just said, and that's when it fully hit me. However, I had noticed that he was still balls deep in my ass, so it couldn't have bothered him too much, so I repeated it, and asked if that was too weird for him. He just said he wasn't too sure. Well, let's find out. Still looking back over my shoulder at him, I gave him some puppy dog eyes and said, "please don't stop, daddy."
And he didn't, he picked up the pace actually which had me panting like a bitch. He was getting faster and harder, and I called him daddy only two more time. "Your dick is amazing, daddy," and when he came in my ass, "you're filling me up daddy."
Then he left me there bent over his table with weak legs, ass gapping, and sore hips from digging into the edge, to get me a glass of water, and some towels to clean up from me squirting all over his floor. I didn't walk or sit right for the rest of the day. He had fucked so hard on that table I thought for sure something would have fallen out of somewhere. I did however keep my panties on the rest of the day. He seems to really really enjoy that.
Surprisingly though, we only had sex one more time in his gaming chair like the night before, before we passed out on his bed. I woke him up early this morning with a blowjob, and swallowed everything. He had a quick breakfast and I had yogurt and coffee. He still wasn't sure about the whole "daddy" thing, so I said I'd only throw it out there when I'm really letting loose, and if he didn't want to hear it, just tell me and I'll keep that in my head.
Anyways, now I'm home, giving the growler and my asshole a day of recouping.
How was everybody else's labor day?
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Woooooooooo
An absolute pleasure to proof read this for you Shiela. Means I got to read it more than once ;D
You were getting a great fucking and somebody from KB pops into your head? :o Wonder who that can be ;D
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Virginal compared to yours :roll:
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Woooooooooo
An absolute pleasure to proof read this for you Shiela. Means I got to read it more than once ;D
You were getting a great fucking and somebody from KB pops into your head? :o Wonder who that can be ;D
Lol, yeah, proper, spelling, grammar, and punctuation isnt exactly my main focus right now. My thumbs are a bit sluggish
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Woooooooooo
An absolute pleasure to proof read this for you Shiela. Means I got to read it more than once ;D
You were getting a great fucking and somebody from KB pops into your head? :o Wonder who that can be ;D
Lol, yeah, proper, spelling, grammar, and punctuation isnt exactly my main focus right now. My thumbs are a bit sluggish
I did wonder if Allan putting his thimb in your ass was a new type of sex toy. ;D
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Sunday night I went over to Allan's...
While this specific type of sexual activity doesn't appeal to me, this is still one of the most highly erotically charged descriptions I have every read.
The fact that you so effectively described your reactions, feelings, and emotions -- and erotic responses -- made me practically swoon!
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(pant pant pant).I feel like a puppy dog now. Of all the hot stuff our Shiela has posted, including photos and videos, this has to top everything. And for icing on the cake the whole daddy thing blew my mind. I now see Toe spending the day abusing himself once he reads this. :emot_kiss: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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(pant pant pant).I feel like a puppy dog now. Of all the hot stuff our Shiela has posted, including photos and videos, this has to top everything. And for icing on the cake the whole daddy thing blew my mind. I now see Toe spending the day abusing himself once he reads this. :emot_kiss: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
I have to admit the "daddy" parts were a turn on. And I'm not usually turned on by that.
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Daddy's good little girl :emot_kiss:
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I can not come up with any other way to say it than it was an amazing day. There are no words that can describe just how exciting and fun and exhilarating it was. I didnt even mention everything we did, mutual masturbating and all the petting and playful things we did. These are the points that stick out most in my mind the center of my.focus on yesterday and the day before pl. Where I felt so sexually free, focused, and lost all at the same time. "Daddy" Is definitely not something that really ever comes out of my mouth like that. To say it's rare is an understatement. Yet it just felt so right yet so wrong making it the perfect thing for me to say.
There were moments I felt like a pornatar, and then some that made me feel like the dirtiest of whores and then a sexual goddess or wildcat. Sad it had to end, but I'm going to be floating on these clouds for a while.
By everybody's lovely comments, I guess I did a relatively decent job of expressing my experience. Woo to you all. :emot_kiss:
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I'm 14 days without now, and I have to read that? Wish I hadn't. It was so wonderfully expressed, I am squirming in my seat. I might have to have Dan get his head down under the covers tonight. Either that, or cut our vacation short and get back home.
Woo 1513.
Anal,? I forgot you did anal.
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I'd like to do anal....
Julie, while not as bad as your situation, my wife has been out of town since Saturday and won't be back until Saturday night. We can't have sex as often as we'd like due to 3 other people being in the house, and our bedroom is right by the bathroom.
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I'm 14 days without now, and I have to read that?
I almost didn't post it because I read about your situation, but I couldn't get it out of my head until I got it out in words. I called and told my friends about it and I even wrote about it in my journal and cut the pages out for my keeper folder.
Oh, and we did again yesterday evening. Nothing like labor day, but still an exciting time.
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I'm 14 days without now, and I have to read that? Wish I hadn't. It was so wonderfully expressed, I am squirming in my seat. I might have to have Dan get his head down under the covers tonight. Either that, or cut our vacation short and get back home.
Woo 1513.
Anal,? I forgot you did anal.
14 days without and you are driving around in a RV? **makes a note to speak to Dan ;D ;D
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14 days without and you are driving around in a RV? **makes a note to speak to Dan ;D ;D
It's not Dan...they'd be getting it on if it weren't for those meddling kids.
Reason 1-10 I'm glad I dont have kids.
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I'd be raping the stick shift by now....
Or be giving the kids a crash course on birds and bees, with a live sound track ;)
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14 days without and you are driving around in a RV? **makes a note to speak to Dan ;D ;D
It's not Dan...they'd be getting it on if it weren't for those meddling kids.
Reason 1-10 I'm glad I dont have kids.
I woke up this morning and he had an erection. I just held it and played with it a little. Not to the point of eruption though. I have something to look forward to late Friday night when we get back home. We all need a good shower first. This 2 minutes using as little water as possible is getting old. Though we are on a full hookup at the campground we're at now, but it's just not the same with poor water pressure.
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I woke up this morning and he had an erection. I just held it and played with it a little. Not to the point of eruption though. I have something to look forward to late Friday night when we get back home. We all need a good shower first. This 2 minutes using as little water as possible is getting old. Though we are on a full hookup at the campground we're at now, but it's just not the same with poor water pressure.
I would have an erection every morning if I woke up next to you. 8) :emot_kiss:
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I woke up this morning and he had an erection. I just held it and played with it a little. Not to the point of eruption though. I have something to look forward to late Friday night when we get back home. We all need a good shower first. This 2 minutes using as little water as possible is getting old. Though we are on a full hookup at the campground we're at now, but it's just not the same with poor water pressure.
I would have an erection every morning if I woke up next to you. 8) :emot_kiss:
You get an erection if the wind blows on you. :-*
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I would have an erection every morning if I woke up next to you. 8) :emot_kiss:
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You get an erection if the wind blows on you. :-*
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I woke up this morning and he had an erection. I just held it and played with it a little. Not to the point of eruption though. I have something to look forward to late Friday night when we get back home. We all need a good shower first. This 2 minutes using as little water as possible is getting old. Though we are on a full hookup at the campground we're at now, but it's just not the same with poor water pressure.
I would have an erection every morning if I woke up next to you. 8) :emot_kiss:
You get an erection if the wind blows on you. :-*
Dddaaayyyuuummm :o
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Yes I did. It was good.
Ok MJ your turn. Wanna know it all.
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Yes I did. It was good.
Ok MJ your turn. Wanna know it all.
Woo 1526 to you.
Just Dan and I in an empty house.
He showered first, then I did.
I wore a black lace bra and undies set. Covering me was my silk black robe. I went out in the family room and he had some cheeses, crackers, grapes on the charcuterie board. Some wine for him and he asked me what I wanted. I went with wine also.
We just laid back on the couch with me leaning back into him while we watched a movie. Not long into the movie, his hands found their way into my robe, folding it back, he began playing with my breasts. It was moments later he had me naked on the floor with my legs spread wide with his mouth on my sex.
After my O, he laid down on the floor and I had my mouth on him. He told me he wanted to taste me again, so we enjoyed 69ing.
I wasn't going to let him ejaculate, so I took my time. When I had my 2nd O, I got off him and straddled him. It was worth the 2 week wait. I rode him so slowly as I leaned over his body. He playing with my hanging breasts the whole time.
He told me he was close so I got off of him and took him back in my mouth. I took my time, making him wait. It had to be 5 minutes when he released an abnormal amount of semen. I milked him for the better part of two minutes as he softened in my mouth.
We went in the bedroom and he perked back up after an hour. He wanted me to kneel on all fours with my feet off the side of the bed while he stood, taking me from behind. He didn't set any endurance records, but he enjoyed it when I begged him to spank me. Just as my O arrived, he slipped his thumb in my bum. I had one more O before he had his.
Then we slept and cuddled in our own bed for the first time in 14 days. It was so nice. I didn't want to get out of bed this morning. He's still in there, in fact.
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That's special. How can something seem so innocent and intimate, yet so raunchy and dirty all at the same time...
I'm going to have to get a dry pair of panties.
Woo for you, WOO for Dan.
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Got a woo from me too. So well documented. Two weeks and yet you guys still took the time to make it romantic. My question, how did you get rid of the kids so quick after coming home? :D
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My question, how did you get rid of the kids so quick after coming home? :D
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Home Sweet Home.
The oldest taking the youngest out of the house tonight to go sleepover at Dan's exwife's house. For a popcorn and movie night. I love that she knows her dad and I are very sexual active, and she does these type of things for us just so considerate and always thinking of us.
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Got yourself a good little wing man.. er.. wing girl there ;D
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Yes, that is a special girl Jules. No doubt that she feels secure enough with you to talk over her problems with you. What a great relationship... just shows how great you are. :emot_kiss:
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And a woo for Jules' o's, after a two week abstinence.
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Got yourself a good little wing man.. er.. wing girl there ;D
Yes, that is a special girl Jules. No doubt that she feels secure enough with you to talk over her problems with you. What a great relationship..
I maybe mislead you in my previous comment. It's not like M says, "Hey, I'm going to get A out of the house so you two can get to it. Wink wink"
She is just considerate and aware of the situation, and seems to always be thinking of us. And without any prompting, she'll do things like that so we can have alone time.
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...and here I thought she had Freaky Friday, Sinful Sunday, and best of all, Tear That Ass Up Tuesday, marked on her calendar 😂
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Woke up this morning with my usual woody but this time Mrs was in a frisky mood. All I can say is the woody did not go to waste. When it comes to sex, whatever pain I am feeling at the time is quickly forgotten. Of course, it was our 46th anniversary.... 8) 8)
Come to think of it, Jules, there was a nice breeze blowing in through the window. ;D ;D
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Woo for that love :emot_kiss:the
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Woke up this morning with my usual woody but this time Mrs was in a frisky mood. All I can say is the woody did not go to waste. When it comes to sex, whatever pain I am feeling at the time is quickly forgotten. Of course, it was our 46th anniversary.... 8) 8)
Come to think of it, Jules, there was a nice breeze blowing in through the window. ;D ;D
Wow, congrats on 46 years!! 8)
Party like it's 1976 :emot_kiss:
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Woke up this morning with my usual woody but this time Mrs was in a frisky mood. All I can say is the woody did not go to waste. When it comes to sex, whatever pain I am feeling at the time is quickly forgotten. Of course, it was our 46th anniversary.... 8) 8)
Come to think of it, Jules, there was a nice breeze blowing in through the window. ;D ;D
Wow, congrats on 46 years!! 8)
Party like it's 1976 :emot_kiss:
Thank you, Shiela and CT. I do. In my dreams. Many fond memories of the experiences we shared in bed and other places. 8)
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I would have an erection every morning if I woke up next to you. 8) :emot_kiss:
You get an erection if the wind blows on you. :-*
Can you be the wind and gently blow on me so I can test your theory? 8) :emot_kiss:
And a WOO to Jules and Dan.
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Happy Anniversary and congratulations on little Ricky performing so well for the occasion. ;D
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Great watcher and God bless Marg for lasting so long
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Congratulations on 46 years. Woo for that.
And...
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How long will this continue to be a running joke..WOO to Jules for starting it.
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Congratulations on 46 years. Woo for that.
And...
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Congratulations on 46 years. Woo for that.
And...
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Thank you lovely ladies of KB. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Eddie Rabbit's, I Love A Rainy Night. comes to mind.
It poured last night. I love a rainy night. Opened the window a crack and woke up Dan. He said he was tired. I was having none of it. I got him erect with my hand and then threw my leg over him and got busy. He laid there like a dead fish. I reached happy land and rolled off him.
He was a bit disappointed I didn't take him to the finish line.
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Should this be posted in Humping Inanimate Objects instead. :emot_kiss:
Maybe next time he'll wake up and smell the.... well you know. ;D
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That is fantastic.
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Should this be posted in Humping Inanimate Objects instead. :emot_kiss:
Maybe next time he'll wake up and smell the.... well you know. ;D
lol I think we all, at one time or another, humped an inanimate object, otherwise known as spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend.... ;D ;D
Jules - but it was a cold and windy rainy night here. Window wouldn't have been open. 8)
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After a day spent with my friends I was ended up at Allan's house. My friends made a couple jokes about my immaturity and then left me there rather late. I ended up waking him up, but he didn't complain too much. I had a few drinks and was fired up for a little fun, and he rose to the occasion. Was knock your socks off exciting, but it got us both there. Fell alseep pretty soundly. Woke up late this morning had the rest of his pot of coffee while watching some tv. He came home for lunch. We had a really fast quickie, which left me kind of wanting more, but getting him there was extremely satisfying in it's own way. I could go back and finish things off later, but I think I'm just going to take things into my own hands.
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Woo #1549
Dan did not get laid last night. He wanted to. He tried really hard, but didn't.
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Woo #1549
Dan did not get laid last night. He wanted to. He tried really hard, but didn't.
There is a lesson to be learned here guys...
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There is a lesson to be learned here guys...
Trust me love, any guy that's married learns that lesson post-haste.
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Me, twice. By my husband and our girlfriend
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After a day spent with my friends I was ended up at Allan's house. My friends made a couple jokes about my immaturity and then left me there rather late. I ended up waking him up, but he didn't complain too much. I had a few drinks and was fired up for a little fun, and he rose to the occasion. Was knock your socks off exciting, but it got us both there. Fell alseep pretty soundly. Woke up late this morning had the rest of his pot of coffee while watching some tv. He came home for lunch. We had a really fast quickie, which left me kind of wanting more, but getting him there was extremely satisfying in it's own way. I could go back and finish things off later, but I think I'm just going to take things into my own hands.
Double woo!
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Woo #1549
Dan did not get laid last night. He wanted to. He tried really hard, but didn't.
I think you can add a few more of us members to your list. How hard did Dan try? ;D ;D
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Me, twice. By my husband and our girlfriend
Ooh, strong first post ;D
I'd say welcum, but it sounds like you already came pretty well :emot_laughing:
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Me, twice. By my husband and our girlfriend
Ooh, strong first post ;D
I'd say welcum, but it sounds like you already came pretty well :emot_laughing:
And much deserving of a very first woo :sign_a+:
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Growlers been very hungry last few nights and she dined on some quality meat.
I LOVE that gaming chair of his. Told him if he ever gets rid of it, hell never see me again until he gets it back or a new one. I got his pants off and after I got him good and hard with my mouth I was ready to climb on top, but when I straddled him, he cupped my butt and drew me in closer. He had to slide down a bit, but my pelvis was right at mouth level and oh my god was that delicious. With his hands on my butt he helped keep me steady while making a meal of me. One hand on the chair and one in his hair I started grinding against his mouth and had to stop before I lost my balance. Nearly feel.forward twice an didnt think i could stop a third time.
Then it's as simple ad lowing myself down. I may be on top, but he's still in control with how he rocks. I find that I lean against him because it is so much more comfortable but it doesnt allow for him to massage my breasts, so I'll lean back from time to time so he can play and I get to enjoy those roaming hands. He doesnt lean forward too often to use his mouth because that changes how deep he can go, so he usually just leans back against his chair and rocks.
One of these times, I'm going to try reverse cowgirl
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I don't know who's getting the biggest work out...Allen or the gaming chair. May want to invest in a new one to have on stand by.
I love the visual image of Allen in the chair with you on his face getting a good tongue lashing. ;D
Thanks for the continuing updates on keeping growler happy. :emot_kiss:
Naturally a WOO
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Always enjoy hearing about a good tongue workout :emot_kiss:
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Always enjoy hearing about a good tongue workout :emot_kiss:
Love being his workout partner😘
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A woo for the erotic mental image that refuses to leave my head.
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Day 4 of a 21 day trip around Lake Michigan. So far....notta.
Rest assured, I sure as heck am not going without for 21 days.
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Day 4 of a 21 day trip around Lake Michigan. So far....notta.
Rest assured, I sure as heck am not going without for 21 days.
Definitely will not go without, if you make a stop in Chicago. ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/GhVd1kQx/trailer.webp)
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Day 4 of a 21 day trip around Lake Michigan. So far....notta.
Rest assured, I sure as heck am not going without for 21 days.
Hey! I just broke a four year drought! I think you'll be able to get some within three weeks.
Oh, and while I'm sure Dan and I are similar in that we give our girls multiple orgasms, unlike him I still can't fuck for long enough to fucking cum myself! I need more energy.
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Not last night, but the previous night.
Chapter 1...He came so quickly I wanted to slap him. A half hour later he still hadn't recuperated. After he took a purple pill, he was ready in another 15 minutes.
Chapter 2...it was much like the picture Watcher posted above. I told him fast and hard. He was a stallion. I muffled my screams as my O arrived. He was giving me a deep tissue butt massage, digging deep as it happened. It felt great.
Chapter 3....I rolled on my back and he grabbed me by the ankles and pulled me to the edge of the bed. He lifted my calves to rest on his shoulders. He picked up where he left off. "Play with your tits," he told me through gritted teeth. I did. My second O arrived.
Chapter 4....with my calves still resting on his shoulders, he pulled out of me and rubbed his slippery head against my bum hole. He looked at me as though he was asking permission. I gave a nod and told him to go slow. We've never had anal sex in this position and I found it a bit uncomfortable, but he was playing with my clitoris. He continued slow and steady and it wasn't long before O number 3 arrived.
Chapter 5....I rolled on my side, he pulled my bum over to hang off the edge. "Let me try your ass like this," he said as he pressed against me. I was apprehensive, but found it comfortable once he began. I told him to go faster. He could reach my breast in this position and was a little rougher than I like. Three minutes of hard and fast and he released in my bum.
I think I'm good for the remainder of the trip.
If he was still a member at KB, he'd get 1000 woo's from me for his performance.
Hey! I just broke a four year drought!
Woo #180 to Ao1
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Guess you stopping in Chicago is a no go since Dan gave you a thousand WOOs worth last night. ;D ;D
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Whew. even I am tired after that. Woo
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Well that was like reading the outline of a great porno movie script. No complaints about the blue pill it looks like
;D
I'll WOO this of course. People traveling around you will wonder about the pretty lady with the huge smile in the camper as you meet on the road.
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If he was still a member at KB, he'd get 1000 woo's from me for his performance.
I was going to ask if he ever plans on returning, but then I realized we'd probably give him shit on the days you were in the mood and he wasn't :emot_laughing:
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Squirming a little in my seat while reading that.
If you ever do that position again, try squeezing your knees together. Seems weird, but knees together and feet apart does make it a little more comfortable accepting him, but once you're adjusted tou should be able to open up and let him play.
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It got chilly last night. We were cuddling. He couldn't sleep and had wandering hands. His fingers found a watt spot and started rubbing around, and soon I was wiggling around and then twitching with every flick of his fingers.
Quite enjoyable time I must say.
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His fingers found a watt spot
69 Mega Watts 😏
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Busy evening for me yesterday. Figured I'd go over and relax with Allan in the evening. After a quick chat he was all for it, but I got there a little later than originally discussed. We sat talked about the day, it was nice to just sit for a bit. Next thing I know, I waking up around 6:30 this morning under covers on his couch.
He was leaving for work. I apologized for falling asleep, he brought me a coffee and a strawberry cheesecake yogurt, and left for the day. I snuggled with his dog and watched ratatouille.
So in short, no. I did not
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His fingers found a watt spot
69 Mega Watts 😏
Our CT... Never fails to find an opening :emot_laughing:
Jules, sounds like a warm way to end a cold night. Love hearing about you and Dan sneaking in some intimate time even with the young one so close by. BTW Where you on your trip and what sights are you seeing?
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His fingers found a watt spot
69 Mega Watts 😏
Our CT... Never fails to find an opening :emot_laughing:
Jules, sounds like a warm way to end a cold night. Love hearing about you and Dan sneaking in some intimate time even with the young one so close by. BTW Where you on your trip and what sights are you seeing?
Found a warm spot. Sorry, my eteballs need glasses, but I keep losing them in our rv
Who doesn't love Ratatouille.
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I love it when he can make me laugh during sex. Next to my orgasm, then his orgasm, laughing is the best thing that can happen during sex.
He was on top of me, my ankles locked behind him, and he was grinding away, and I told him what he 2as doing felt amazing, and he kept up the motion, but then it started to falter, and then he stopped. He moved a little this way and that, but he had lost the motion and was trying to remember what he was doing. He had this silly look on his face, and he suddenly got the motion back, and the way his face changed to show he was happy he got it back made me laugh.
Not just a giggle but a good loud laugh. He was obviously caught off guard, and confused and then I just told him it was the look on his face, and then I tried to mock it which made him laugh. He would pause here and there, but never really stopped moving, but we were both in fits of laughter, and every time I looked at his face, I would start laughing again. We both wanted to finish, so I turned over and he took me from behind. The laughter died down, and the lust kicked up. He took it hard and fast and was reaching underneath to rub my button. I was drowning in my orgasm in no time, and collapsed on my belly. He laid on top of me and went back in. With his weight on me all i could do was squirm and take it. He ended up finishing on my butt.
Once we were all finished, the giggles returned but not as good as it had been. I have a solid feeling this will be a running joke for us ❤
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Nothing wrong with adding laughter to sex. Sounds like you two mesh really well...I mean apart from the sex. Yeah...I think when ever either of you get reminded of this it will be a renewed bit of mirth.
Great story and of course another well deserved WOO! ;D :emot_kiss:
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And #1572 from me as I :aol_poundit:
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To quote Abraham Simpson,
I HAD SEX!
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I called him daddy again last night. He smiled.
I had gotten a subscription to Disney plus, will cancel at the end of the month. Wanted to watch hocus pocus 2. He hates Disney but likes the marvel stuff. He wanted to watch some show on there but would never get a subscription to do it. Stubborn ass man.
We were watching it, I walked by after using the bathroom and bent over to get my drink off the table and he smacked my ass. Just like I wanted him to.
I didnt move, just looked at him and asked "am I blocking your view"?
He just reached back and gave me another solid smack that made moan pretty loud and then bite my lip.
Looked back at him said something like "you're so rough daddy."
It was a bit of the "heat of the moment thing" and I wasnt thinking too clear and that's what burbled out of my mouth. I knew what I was doing, just not what to say and so that happened.
I climbed into his lap and we made it for a little but before his hands made their way into my shirt, so off it came. He devoured my chest for a food long while before I lowered my self between his legs and went to work. Normally I suck his dick for a couple minutes licking, kissing, and sucking, and telling him how much I love his dick, but he was pretty quick to get me on my back.
Apparently he had planned for this. He was going down on and it was a bit weird. He head was all over the place and he was bumping my legs. I looked up and he was reaching under his sofa. When I asked what was going on, he grunted in frustrations and bent down to retrieve a small box. He opened it and pulled out a button vibrator. I was very very very pleasantly surprised. I must have had the biggest dumbest smile on my face because he laughed at my reaction.
He turned it on and after giving me a good long lick and sucked my clit for a second, he introduced the toy. It was good, but then low setting wasnt going to work for me. So I moaned and told him faster. So he hit the bottom and upped the speed.
More
Hit he button again
More
Hit the button again
More daddy
He hit the button several times moving passed the alternating modes and into the fastest setting. It was amazing. I had to focus on not aching my.back, so he could still get his mouth on me. He would give me a lick and kiss her and there when he could, and then he slid some finger in. I'm pretty sure I literally when I had my orgasm. I dont know what my feet were doing, but my toes actually ached.
While I tried to catch my breath and let my body settle he climbed up and sarcastically asked if I had enjoyed that. We kissed hard, his mouth and face were soaked so I'm pretty sure I erupted more than I would have wanted to. After a quick exchange about the toy, I told him I needed him.
He stripped quickly and was rock solid. He went in easy. That stretching pain pleasure of the initial entry was completely absent. I wanted him inside me so bad, I honestly think my growler literally sucked him in, and once he was there I locked him up. Arms and legs wrapped around him and I held his so tight to me, I actually restricted his movement. I just want to feel him there, enjoy that fullness. He want to move and pump, so I obviously relented and let him go. Either way I was definitely not disappointed.
He leaned back and I watched with absolute glee as he lifted that toy and cranked it to the max. I spread my.legs as much as I could with he sofa back, and he settled that little magic maker in place. I honestly cant remember reaching orgasm that fast. He kept going and wouldn't stop and I had to push him off me.
It took me a few breaths to be able to let him back in comfortably, and he didn't hold back. He didnt bring the toy back into play, but he did use his thumb on me. It was more than enough to let me hit la la land again, and while I was in the middle of my orgasm, he finished.
I just laid there while he went and sat in his gaming seat because I left him no room on the sofa. It was beyond amazing
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Who needs porn when we have real live stars writing such explicit posts. Dang...I was worn out just reading this account. Now we need the next installment from Jules. ;D :emot_kiss:
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When you say laid….
First year I’ve not had sex with another person since 1982.
Quite a change from the usual year for me, but it’s just the way the cookie crumbles.
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Here's hoping.you dry spell ends Fun. My cancer treatment has permanently ended my sex life, but I still enjoy reading about sex and hearing about what others are doing, like Shiela's latest post. Just hang on and things may change.
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Who needs porn when we have real live stars writing such explicit posts. Dang...I was worn out just reading this account. Now we need the next installment from Jules. ;D :emot_kiss:
Nail. On. Head. Hit.
Sorely tempted to abuse the woo system as well as myself.
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Kind of glad I just read the latest hot and erotic adventures of Shiela and Alan. I know what would have happened if I had read it last night. 8) Definitely a WOO! :emot_kiss:
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Here's hoping.you dry spell ends Fun. My cancer treatment has permanently ended my sex life, but I still enjoy reading about sex and hearing about what others are doing, like Shiela's latest post. Just hang on and things may change.
It’s just what it is. I’m always positive & certainly grateful I’m not in your shoes.
I’ve always been a participant in sexual engagements but also when in 3’s 4’s or more’s I do like to voyeur also and have found the watching is more thrilling than participation as I then have a memory in widescreen and not just close up, if that makes sense.
Probably why I enjoy reading stories & adventures as I can very vividly visualise the running narrative.
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Nothing different this time. Could pretty much just read about the last time we were in his gaming chair. Only thing that really stood out was me poking fun at his facial expression from the other night. Giggled a bit then just kept riding him.
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Think you should rename the gaming chair. ;D ;D
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Think you should rename the gaming chair. ;D ;D
I was thinking the same thing, but "the love seat" makes me a little uncomfortable. Maybe the "hot seat"
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Throne O Sticky :emot_laughing:
Sorry :facepalm:
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Question??? This chair is covered in something easy to clean I hope.
KB old timers, Athos would love to have a picture of this chair for his collection.
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Question??? This chair is covered in something easy to clean I hope.
I only know when Allan is covering it, and not only is he easy to clean, but also fun :emot_kiss:
Otherwise no
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The "wet" seat. ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/GmJmCBfX/chair.webp)
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Based on the description, I’ve always envisioned it as a rocking gaming chair that sits on the floor. They’re very popular.
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That's exactly what it looks like, except red down the middle, and the top looks more like a car seat head rest. With small speakers on each side.
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That's exactly what it looks like, except red down the middle, and the top looks more like a car seat head rest. With small speakers on each side.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ClearExhaustedBuckeyebutterfly-size_restricted.gif)
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I envision putting a microphone on Shiela and amplifying her orgasmic bliss to play through the speaker on each side of Allen's head. As if Shiela isn't hot enough, that should send him through the roof. ;D :emot_kiss:
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I think he likes the speakers there so he doesn't have to hear me 🤣
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so he doesn't have to hear me 🤣
Why wouldn't he want to hear his good little girl? :emot_kiss:
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He was so aggressive! No chair, no sofa, straight to his bedroom. I had been sending texts about how much I wanted his mouth. How badly I needed his tongue, so when he got me on his bed he went straight to it. He knelt on the side of the bed with my legs over hi shoulders. It was so good feeling him licking sucking and kissing on me. He started getting annoyed because I couldnt keep my.legs still and they kept rubbing up and down on his head. He eventually got up and used his fingers on me. It felt like he was trying to dig something out with his fingers curling around. He would take his fingers out and stroke himself for a bit, and the go back to fingering me.
I kept telling him how bad I wanted it. How great it feels. It didnt take long at all for me to beg him for it, and it only took me one time before he gave it to me. He held my legs behind my knees and just pounded me into his mattress. My hips hurt and my neck hurt but everything else felt amazing. It was when he put all his weight onto my pelvis driving as deep as he had ever been, and then made huge circles with his hips that I had my O. I was half way through it when he started thrusting again. Thankfully he didn't last much longer.
It was very fast and very aggressive, but it left us both satisfied. I am a little sore today, but I'm not gonna complain about it.
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Sorely tempted to abuse the woo system for you. Hopefully save it for tomorrow - just don't get laid again :emot_kiss:
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just don't get laid again :emot_kiss:
No promises love :emot_kiss:
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What else can be said but WOO. :emot_kiss:
Will massage all your sore spots to make them feel better. 8)
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Of course I did. :emot_kiss:
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Mrs JBRG had two orgasms yesterday around about noon. Or maybe it was one with a strong aftershock.
It all started on Sunday when I suggested getting naked and deciding whether to be bare back, bare back and pull out (the boyfriend experience) or raincoat. But, she was hungry and needed a shower so that kinda got delayed.
Yesterday, I had just come out of the shower (my routine had me showering between 11:30 and noon) and put on a t-shirt and a pair of underwear. Mrs JBRG was sitting fully dressed on the bed. I made the suggestion of getting naked again. Then, I spread her legs and laid her back on the bed. After some very sensuous kisses, I started dry humping her. Because she didn't push me off, I kissed down her body until I got to her crotch. I mouthed her pussy through her leggings and panties for a moment or two. Then it was back to the dry humping until I decided that it was time to get serious. I then sat up, grabbed the clothing covering her lower half and removed everything so she was naked from the waist down. I removed my clothing, such as it was, then invited her further onto the bed. A bit more making out followed and ultimately I got her completely naked.
I had suggested at one point that all options were available to us. I was laying on top of her with my cock between her ass cheeks, the head poking at her back door. I ground my pubic bone against her clit and got the "you're at the wrong hole" look. So, Mrs JBRG took hold of me and guided me to her pussy. She's so tight, I have no choice but to go slow. I finally got all the way in and be began our usual grinding, pistoning and more grinding. She likes to guide my actions, pushing and pulling to her desires. I've also told her that if she pushes me out, I'm going to fuck her ass. Well, at one point, she pushed too hard and I fell out. Gravity had me poking her back door. I've never seen her grab my cock so fast and put it back in her pussy.
It wasn't long after that she began holding me still while humping hard against me. And then her orgasm hit. Her cum usually lasts between 30 seconds and a minute. This time, when it seemed like she had calmed down, I started moving again and she had another cum.
When she finally calmed down, I began fucking her to get to my happy ending. Knowing that it is still noonish and that she is not a fan of my cum leaking out of her, I tell her I'm getting close and I ask if she wants me to cum in her or on her. No words from her. She dug her finger nails into my butt cheeks and held me tight as I deposited my load into her.
With that, I got the cum towels, we snuggled for a while. Then we finished cleaning up, got dressed and went out to find lunch.
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Definitely drop a woo on you for that. I enjoy it when a guy starts over the clothes stuff like that. Makes him look hungry for me.
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#189
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:emot_happy:
Yes. Yes. Yes. A long dry spell since April ended yesterday. It was kind of a quickly, but intense. P volunteers as a guide at the Badlands National Park every year and with everything going on in my life I didn't bother with my other outlet.
Going up his stairs since last time was tricky with my legs all wonky now,. but with my came and a sturdy hand rail I was soon in his bedroom.
As usual he had on lacy panties and something new, a bra that fit his man-boobs nicely. I wasted no time in stripping down and hopped on the bed. In no time bra and panties were gone.
I'm not all that agile since April and just ended up on my side enjoying his cock in my mouth. I'm more into giving pleasure than receiving and from the sounds P was making I was doing a good job.
This continued for awhile until P was ready to finish. That's our favorite part...him working towards a happy ending and me ready to "receive". ;D P got on top of my face and started pumping away. After all those months apart he soon started to spurt, filling my mouth like the slut I can be.
I remembered to put my arms over his thighs. When P cums it's like his whole body explodes. Our first couple times I almost got bruised ribs from the shaking of his knees.
Finished P rolled off me and collapsed beside me. His face beet red. I'm always afraid he'll have heart attack some day. Now it was time to go. He made the offer of mouthwash but I declined. Said I'll just let the taste linger. ;D
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WOOs to JBRG and msslave. 8) 8)
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Well, that's deserving of #955. Oh heck, #956* too.
* karma abose
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Well, that's deserving of #955. Oh heck, #956* too.
* karma abose
Someone is generous after her vacation. :D :emot_kiss:
Thanks
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I was asked to play with my toys. I agreed thinking it would be fun. Plus, we haven't done that in a while.
It was not too satisfying. Yes, it got me too happy land, but it just wasn't mind blowing, which it usually is when he watches me.
At the end something happened that I'll leave out of this post, other than to say that I never would have thought we would do something together that was embarrassing to me.
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Intrigued... what could have possibly embarrassed you... not going to pry, just makes me wonder.
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We will just have to use our imaginations for what could have possibly embarrassed you in the bedroom, MJ. ;D :emot_kiss:
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Well, I'm going to respect your privacy regarding what you were embarrassed about. Naturally my KB mind will fill in the blanks
;D
So many possibilities. :emot_kiss:
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Embarrassing, like it was fun but you can't believe that happened, or embarrassing, Dan might lose a testicle if he wants to do that again?
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Spidey senses tingle. It was something anal.
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Regardless, a woo to MJ for at least getting to happy land.
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WOO... just because :emot_kiss: lol
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Dan might lose a testicle if he wants to do that again?
You mean MJ sneezed when she was doing that to Dan? ;D ;D :emot_kiss:
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Mrs Obi and I are spending a week in the south of Spain. It’s not uncommon to see women of all ages topless on the Mediterranean beaches. On day one we were swimming just off of our favourite beach when I noticed an attractive lady only a few years younger than us enter the water minus her bikini top. After swimming up and down for a while she heard us talking in English and engaged my wife in conversation. Sensing my presence, and probably discerning my KB pervert ranking, this attractive lady stood so that the water was up around her neck while talking. Gradually the swell of the incoming tide increased and the troughs not only started to reveal her ample breasts but also started to counteract the southward trend occasioned by age. Also even though the air was hot the water was somewhat cold and the temperature difference had the expected delightful effect on her nipples.
I felt the sap rising and was sorely tempted to fondle myself (the water was opaque so it would not have been noticed) however I backed off and tried not to stare. Later I would have expected Mrs Obi to chastise me (no not like that, Msslave) for staring at other women’s boobs, clothed or unclothed. However later that night she did remark that she had been given a more than usually vigorous seeing to.
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Fun Obs. We enjoyed our topless time in Europe. A first for all three of us. Both the older girls still enjoy summer topless tanning when they get the chance here at the house. The oldest is even comfortable enough to do it around her father. The middle on not so much around Dan. They are not allowed to do it with the little one here.
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Obi...I admire your restraint in the ocean, then again if you whipped it out underwater some little fishy may have wanted to take a bite. :emot_weird:
Did Mrs. Obi connect your vigor that night with the bobbing boobs in the afternoon.
All our trips to Mexico we never encountered topless. Occasionally some nearly thong like bottoms. Most memorable was when I got as heading back to the hotel. Three young ladies were getting paddle board lessons. Two were in the water but the third was watching from the edge of the beach. She was wearing a one piece suit but bottom part was a THONG!
Ok, not that daring in this day and age. However she had the best sculpted bottom I've ever seen. Image is still burned in my brain.
Oh...WOO for taking care of Mrs. Obi so well that night.
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Mrs Obi and I are spending a week in the south of Spain. It’s not uncommon to see women of all ages topless on the Mediterranean beaches.
Where in the south? I lived in Spain for a while. Spent a lot of time on the Costa del Sol. Marbella, Malaga… beautiful. My favorite was a little town called Mijas in the Andalusians. Beautiful views. Beautiful people. The Novillas fought in the corrida de toros on Sundays.
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Does tonight count, or should I wait and post tomorrow? ;D
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It all counts. I usually have my meet ups in the morning. I try to post right after if time permits.
Let's hear about it. ;D
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Mrs Obi and I are spending a week in the south of Spain. It’s not uncommon to see women of all ages topless on the Mediterranean beaches.
Where in the south? I lived in Spain for a while. Spent a lot of time on the Costa del Sol. Marbella, Malaga… beautiful. My favorite was a little town called Mijas in the Andalusians. Beautiful views. Beautiful people. The Novillas fought in the corrida de toros on Sundays.
Nerja, just east of Malaga. Have been here almost every year at this time for the last 16 years. Have heard of the beauty of Mijas, but never visited. Competa is a lovely hill village not far away and Granada and the wonderful Alhambra are in easy reach. A little further away is Ronda perched on the edge of a gorge.
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Obi...I admire your restraint in the ocean, then again if you whipped it out underwater some little fishy may have wanted to take a bite. :emot_weird:
Water very cold. It would have needed very very good eyesight
Did Mrs. Obi connect your vigor that night with the bobbing boobs in the afternoon.
That was the conclusion I came too (see what I did there😄), warm sun always makes us horny as well
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Fun Obs. We enjoyed our topless time in Europe. A first for all three of us.
I will never forget a time on a crowded beach in northeast Spain some 15 years ago. A family of three generations sat down next to us. Only the oldest lady who would have been all three of granny, mother and mother-in-law, removed her bikini top and a lot of flesh headed south. As she hooked her thumbs into her bikini bottoms Mrs Obi and I were just about to yell NOOOO. She was just readjusting them😅
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Nerja, just east of Malaga. Have been here almost every year at this time for the last 16 years. Have heard of the beauty of Mijas, but never visited. Competa is a lovely hill village not far away and Granada and the wonderful Alhambra are in easy reach. A little further away is Ronda perched on the edge of a gorge.
Ronda is where I heard about Mijas. A local suggested it. My Russian beauty Lyudmila lives in Malaga. I really should visit again.
(https://i.imgur.com/l1COw5j.jpg)
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Ronda!!! Beautiful.
Slow cowgirl last night, because Dan is leaving for a week.
MJ 2, Dan 1
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WOO! Now, aren't you glad you didn't get that second afternoon delight? I thought there would be a report this morning.
Dan gone a week. Well what a nice send off.
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Nerja, just east of Malaga. Have been here almost every year at this time for the last 16 years. Have heard of the beauty of Mijas, but never visited. Competa is a lovely hill village not far away and Granada and the wonderful Alhambra are in easy reach. A little further away is Ronda perched on the edge of a gorge.
Ronda is where I heard about Mijas. A local suggested it. My Russian beauty Lyudmila lives in Malaga. I really should visit again.
(https://i.imgur.com/l1COw5j.jpg)
Happy to visit on your behalf
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He came by late evening and just wanted to see how I was doing. We talked but hadn't seen each other since friday. Long story short, we ended up in the bedroom with him on top of me grinding and pumping. Wasnt like last time where he had all his weight on me, but just enough that the pressure was right where it needed to be. Cant remember the last time I hit my O that fast. He only slowed to watch me squirm for a bit, and then he was back at it, same motion, same speed and I was just a few breaths out of my last one when the next tagged in. This time I had to push him off me. I do enjoy some.pleasure pain, but it got way uncomfortable way quick.
I didnt want him to go without, so I asked if he wanted to try a boob job. He just smiled and said hed love to. Something hes never done before. After I apologized for not being very big, I did my best to get him wrapped up. After a while felt he wasnt really into it, and asked he wanted me to suck on him. He just wanted to go back to having sex. He told me later that the boobjob was good, he just felt uncomfortable straddling me like that.
He went back to what he was doing before which brought on yet wonderful trip to happy land, and at that point I needed him out of me, yet he didn't seem that close to finishing, so my dirty talk went up a notch to quite vulgar. "Daddy" my have been thrown around a few time, and then told him I wanted him to cum on my face which seemed to be a trigger. He popped out climbed up on my bed and unloaded on my face. I only saw the first two shots, and then closed my eyes because I was launching ropes, and I didn't feel like dealing with that burn.
He looked so dominating, powerful, and sexy being over me like that doing his thing until he finished. Yes, he did get it in my hair, but I thought I kept my irritation under control, but evidence says otherwise.
Quick shower together and he stayed over until about 11. Had to work today, so he needed the sleep. Said he could stay the rest of the night, but he needed to get home to his baby girl.
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Pardon the ignorance, but why were you upset for getting cum in your hair?
Wouldn't it be more logical to be pissed at hairdresses who charge 95 times what they charge a man? ;D
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Have you ever tried to get it out of the hair on your head? Dont know what it is, but when it hits water, it like a glob of epoxy. Wont let go. It resists shampoo, eats conditioner for breakfast, and just buries itself deeper in. Some may not mind washing it out and whatever, but for me, it just feels like it take forever to clear out.
My hairdresser gets paid for what she puts in. So no, I wont get mad for paying more for getting more. Plus since she is a friggin rockstar at it, I dont mind tipping her a ridiculous amount either
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Pardon the ignorance, but why were you upset for getting cum in your hair?
Next handy you give yourself, catch it and then rub it in your hair. Lemme know how it goes.
Cum anywhere on me except the hair. .
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Pardon the ignorance, but why were you upset for getting cum in your hair?
Next handy you give yourself, catch it and then rub it in your hair. Lemme know how it goes.
That could have worked 20 years ago, now not so much ;D
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Memory fails me, but there was a movie several years back. A guy beats off so he won't be over excited on his date. Some of his cum hits the edge of the sink.
Shortly after date arrives and uses the bathroom. Spots the goo on the sink and thinks it's hair gel. She uses it and her hair ends up standing straight up rest of the date.
Yes, can be like glue when mixed with water. :emot_laughing:
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Cum is a great substitute for whenever you're out of super glue :emot_laughing:
Well, maybe not so much in the middle of an arts and crafts project with other people around :facepalm:
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Memory fails me, but there was a movie several years back. A guy beats off so he won't be over excited on his date. Some of his cum hits the edge of the sink.
Shortly after date arrives and uses the bathroom. Spots the goo on the sink and thinks it's hair gel. She uses it and her hair ends up standing straight up rest of the date.
Yes, can be like glue when mixed with water. :emot_laughing:
(https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/660611/theres-something-about-mary.jpg)
There's Something About Mary ;D
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Yes, yes! That's the movie. Funny as heck. :emot_laughing:
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Carmen Diaz.
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“We’ve got a bleeder!”
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Guess!! :emot_kiss:
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I think you broke the Internet. This is, hands down, the most impossibly sexy thing anyone has done in KB history. You’ve raised the bar so high that, space exploration will be required of the next person who attempts to surpass it. You are, by unanimous declaration, THE PERVERT OF THE CENTURY.
:emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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I couldn't stop watching. It was like I was mesmerized. That will be one for the KB history book. The energy displayed in that one minute left me exhausted. ;D :emot_kiss:
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Guess!! :emot_kiss:
Watching that, I'm honestly surprised he didn't cum so hard as to shoot you off into space. Or at least dislocate your Growler :emot_laughing:
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Guess!! :emot_kiss:
Watching that, I'm honestly surprised he didn't cum so hard as to shoot you off into space. Or at least dislocate your Growler :emot_laughing:
The way I was grinding on him I'm surprised I didnt dislocate his wonderful delicious dick.
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Guess!! :emot_kiss:
Watching that, I'm honestly surprised he didn't cum so hard as to shoot you off into space. Or at least dislocate your Growler :emot_laughing:
The way I was grinding on him I'm surprised I didnt dislocate his wonderful delicious dick.
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The clip I shared in the Shiela's sunday thread
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The clip I shared in the Shiela's sunday thread
OMG. Woooooooo #1664. :aol_poundit:
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4 days in a row. Or is it 5?
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4 days in a row. Or is it 5?
That is my usual NOT getting laid (usually more like two weeks).
But Woo for you. #1379
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4 days in a row. Or is it 5?
Sure, rub it in. ;D ;D
May you make it 7 or 8 days in a row.
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4 days in a row. Or is it 5?
Sure, rub it in. ;D ;D
May you make it 7 or 8 days in a row.
It was only 4 days in a row, but making it 5 in about half hour.
We have a MSU vs UofM football party tomorrow, so our streak could be at risk. Maybe I'll have to hit that before we go to the party.
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Streak is at 5.
I don't know how much more Dan can take.
I might have to call in a substitute if I want to keep the streak alive. Maybe I'll have to call Toe to come to Michigan and give some pointers on the nipple suction thingys.
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Streak is at 5.
I don't know how much more Dan can take.
I might have to call in a substitute if I want to keep the streak alive. Maybe I'll have to call Toe to come to Michigan and give some pointers on the nipple suction thingys.
Or that friend's son?
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Streak is at 5.
I don't know how much more Dan can take.
I might have to call in a substitute if I want to keep the streak alive. Maybe I'll have to call Toe to come to Michigan and give some pointers on the nipple suction thingys.
Or that friend's son?
No no no no no. I used to babysit him and his brother when they were toddlers. Guaranteed to never ever ever happen.
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Well, nothing but impure thoughts for me today. Our sheriff off baby sitting. So many possibilities. ;D :emot_kiss:
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Streak is at 5.
I don't know how much more Dan can take.
I might have to call in a substitute if I want to keep the streak alive. Maybe I'll have to call Toe to come to Michigan and give some pointers on the nipple suction thingys.
Or that friend's son?
No no no no no. I used to babysit him and his brother when they were toddlers. Guaranteed to never ever ever happen.
...but I'm sure you could teach him so much :emot_kiss: ;D
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Streak at 6 with a little afternooner in the shower after leaf cleanup and then getting ready for the party.
Or as one might say in the game CLUE...
Mr Dan, in the bathroom, with the meat stick.
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Or as one might say in the game CLUE...
Mr Dan, in the bathroom, with the meat stick.
And woo #1382.
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And...1383 from me for the Clue reference. :emot_laughing:
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Dan didn't, but I did.
🔥 streak: 7
🏆 #O'd_Twice
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Dan got left out? Who or what took his place?
Asking for a friend. ;D :emot_kiss:
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meatstick, club, who cares? Woo Jules
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Dan got left out? Who or what took his place?
I took care of myself, but he did get to observe.
Tonight we are trying something new, so 8-in-a-row is a sure thing.
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Dan got left out? Who or what took his place?
I took care of myself, but he did get to observe.
Tonight we are trying something new, so 8-in-a-row is a sure thing.
Something new; 8 in a row you say? Something like this?
(https://img-l3.xvideos-cdn.com/videos/thumbs169lll/f8/4f/f8/f84ff8791ed6e444749ecde90df77ff7/f84ff8791ed6e444749ecde90df77ff7.3.jpg)
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Dan got left out? Who or what took his place?
I took care of myself, but he did get to observe.
Tonight we are trying something new, so 8-in-a-row is a sure thing.
WOO. Our Sheriff is riding tall in the saddle tonight. 8)
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I am going to need a ruling from the judges. Clair wants to introduce me to some older gentlemen of her aquaintance. When she showed up yesterday she said she wanted my opinion on something.
She started to hike up her gypsy skirt and I thought she got a tattoo or piercing.
She had a creme pie, and I got to feast on sloppy seconds before she literally bounced up and dashed.
She texted later that was her carrying a greeting.
So did I get laid, or just confused.
For the record I rather did enjoy it. Whatever it was.
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Think the judges here are rather liberal in their interpretations. Sloppy seconds of a cream pie, in my book, counts. Your tongue saw action. And I am guessing your fingers also. 8)
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She started to hike up her gypsy skirt and I thought she got a tattoo or piercing.
She had a creme pie, and I got to feast on sloppy seconds before she literally bounced up and dashed.
She texted later that was her carrying a greeting.
So did I get laid, or just confused.
For the record I rather did enjoy it. Whatever it was.
Unless the Lady Sheriff says otherwise, I'll be the self appointed judge here. Your friend said the load of cum she carried was meant for you. You eagerly lapped it up.
As you accepted and swallowed load of cum, kept warm for you by a friend, I rule you not only got second hand cum, you got laid and performed well on your lady friend. Sounds like a twofer to me.
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Well, let's see. We made out. I mounted her. She wrapped her legs around me. Pulled me deep. She had a very intense orgasm. Then, I asked her where I should cum. She said belly. I then said so you what the boyfriend experience (only husband is allowed to cum in her). She kind of giggled at that. I felt the cum happening. I pulled out and came all over her belly. I got up to get towels to clean up. As I approached, I dove down and licked up a decent amount of my fluids. She was "what the???". I responded there isn't a guy alive who hasn't tasted his own cum at some point in time. Then we cleaned up, snuggled and went to sleep.
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Yay to our JBRG! Was that the first time in Mexico? If so, your winter is off to a great start. I'll WOO that too. ;D
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Inquiring minds are wanting to know if MJ made it 8 nights in a row and will there be a 9th? ;D ;D
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She may be worn out
Orgasm overload. The dreaded OO.. :o
Maybe we'll hear from her when she's rested up. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Yay to our JBRG! Was that the first time in Mexico? If so, your winter is off to a great start. I'll WOO that too. ;D
First time this trip.
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:emot_wave2: :emot_wave2: :emot_wave2: :emot_wave2:
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Steak is at 9. Going for 10 tonight. Not. Being online for the last two days, I have 7 pages of unread. I think I'll be in the mood after all that. Can I get him involved? That's the big question.
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Streak is at #10 (https://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=14135.msg639028#msg639028)
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Twas the night before Halloween and all through Salem, tricksters and treaters were stiring, and even one dressed as a mouse.
My friends and were strolling in the dark when what do I see? A couple of werewolves costumes, just like a dream.
Ok, enough of my poor attempt at that...
I seem to be running into a MJ problem with this post. I'm going to go ahead and type this out as a story so I can get all the details in. I'll try to be quick about it. :emot_kiss:
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Steak is at 9. Going for 10 tonight. Not. Being online for the last two days, I have 7 pages of unread. I think I'll be in the mood after all that. Can I get him involved? That's the big question.
If you can't get him involved, I am sure there are a few men and women members here who would have no problem getting involved. ;D ;D
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Twas the night before Halloween and all through Salem, tricksters and treaters were stiring, and even one dressed as a mouse.
My friends and were strolling in the dark when what do I see? A couple of werewolves costumes, just like a dream.
Ok, enough of my poor attempt at that...
I seem to be running into a MJ problem with this post. I'm going to go ahead and type this out as a story so I can get all the details in. I'll try to be quick about it. :emot_kiss:
Someone mention werewolf?
(https://i.postimg.cc/C1kgBKYj/werewolf.webp)
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Streak is at 11.
We were actually in bed ready to fall asleep and almost forgot. I rolled over and asked him to do me really quick. His fingers went south, and made things slippery. He crawled on and it was a 5 minute ordeal. #WBTYD
Ranks #11 of the 11. Might need to take a break for a week. Either that, or get those magical sucky things back out of the toy box.
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Streak is at 11.
We were actually in bed ready to fall asleep and almost forgot. I rolled over and asked him to do me really quick. His fingers went south, and made things slippery. He crawled on and it was a 5 minute ordeal. #WBTYD
Ranks #11 of the 11. Might need to take a break for a week. Either that, or get those magical sucky things back out of the toy box.
Poor Dan must be drained. Time to call in the replacements. ;D ;D But a WOO for 11 nights in a row! 8)
Toy box? Big cedar chest filled with fun toys? ;D ;D
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Toy box? Big cedar chest filled with fun toys? ;D ;D[/color]
Hidden in shoe boxes amongst all the other shoe boxes in the closet.
Yes, I know. Poor Dan. . 🤣
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Get that D girl!
11 in a row is a hell of a streak. I'm just looking to get back in Allan's gaming chair tonight.
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Get that D girl!
11 in a row is a hell of a streak. I'm just looking to get back in Allan's gaming chair tonight.
A quick mutiplayer game of Call of Booty?
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I still have memories with wife number two. It must have been a three day weekend
The kids were upstairs in bed. We had a very hot session and for some reason I thought it would be funny if I marked the occasion. Grabbing a lipstick off the dresser I made a mark on the mirror. And we were off.
The marks kept marching across the mirror until we got to number five and that merited a slash across the previous four.
We managed to add two more but it was an effort. My last orgasm was one I could feel but doubt it produced more than two or three drops..I was drained, she was sore and we collapsed in a coma like sleep.
Don't remember what excuse wife made to the kids when they asked about the marks on the mirror. :emot_laughing:
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After five in a row, I am guessing, at the most, two or three drops. ;D When our kids were in bed and we were getting frisky, inevitably, there would be a stop in the action and Mrs Watcher would say, did you hear that? Of course, I never heard anything.
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I once was on a marathon session. By number 8 I'm sure only dust came out ;D
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I once was on a marathon session. By number 8 I'm sure only dust came out ;D
Love those where it's all day playtime.
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Not me. It ends at 11.
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Not me. It ends at 11.
I bet that is 11 more than most of us. ;D ;D Or should it be :'( :'(
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13 (in one night) is still my record. 1983. La Quinta Inn in College Station, Texas. My cock was in a sling for a week after that.
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WOO for the streak of 11. A most admirable record. :emot_kiss:
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WOO for the streak of 11. A most admirable record. :emot_kiss:
Ditto
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Starting a new streak. After we watched the Houston Astros celebrating their World Series victory, they interviewed Dusty Baker, THEN they interviewed Justin Verlander. That bitch Kate Upton even poked her ugly face in there. Anyways, after that we turned off the lights and we got frisky. I was imagining it was JV. Play Ball!
#StreakAtOne
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Back in his chair again, and he pulled out some new moves that I thoroughly enjoyed.
When he sat down and I straddled him, he leaned forward quick grabbed my butt and pulled me into his face. I wanted to stay there all night feeling his tongue, but I wanted him inside me even more.
When I backed up and was going to lower myself down, he told me to turn around. Man wants reverse, he gets reverse, and I didn't care which way we do it, as long as it was soon. As I lowered myself down he ended up grabbing my.hips and pulling me. I usually get my legs comfortable underneath me, and my knees dont usually get on the floor, but it's easier for me to move when, but when he pulled me down. My legs went forward and they are now straight out.
He slid in pretty easy, but I still needed a few breaths to settle myself. I was not prepared that thay sudden thrust in. When I was set,ni said something about him doing that, and then he said he had a plan and grabbed me. He hugged me close with one are and reached down and started rubbing my clit with his other hand. He held me close and tight, and did small thrusts with his hip. He was doing all the work, and all I could really do was sit there and take it.
I only had one free arm, and I was at too awkward of a position that I couldnt really get any leverage to move or get up. Though, even if I could have, I didnt see any reason to want to. I just leaned my head back and let him do whatever he wanted, because what he wanted to do was beyond great. He gave me two solid ograsms that way and the only reason it wasnt three, was because on the second one, I forced him out of me.
While I sat on his lap panting like an animal, he just sat behind me chuckling. He asked if it was good, and I told him to not be stupid, and then he said he wanted his. Then he pushed me off of him, and after getting out of the chair, he helped me, took me to the couch, pushed me down and then he took me to pound town. Thankfully, he didnt take too long because that was going to get painful real quick.
I'm thinking next time we try doing some 69 in that chair. Not too sure how that would work, but I'm all for trying.
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Well, Shiela got a WOO from me. "Pound town"! The needs to go in the next story someone writes here.
Jules, KB bot says I have to wait 24 hours but I can at least WOO you here. Any hockey players making you wish list? That season is well underway. ;D :emot_kiss:
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WOO to MJ for beginning another streak and to Shiela for her titillating account of sex in the chair with Alan.
Hmmm. If MJ was thinking of JV last night, will she be thinking of Tom tonight? ;D ;D
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Woos to MJ and Shiela.
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I'm thinking next time we try doing some 69 in that chair. Not too sure how that would work, but I'm all for trying.
Like this maybe - https://www.xvideos.com/video28964237/adultmemberzone_-_russian_couple_fucking_on_the_chair
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#1677
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#StreakAtOne
Streak back to Zero.
My neck was sore from bending my foot up into my lap and looking down at it for three hours trying to get glass out of the bottom of my foot.
We got to bed and I asked Dan for a massage as I laid on my stomach. He gives very nice massages and I should take advantage of that more often.
He asked to massage my front side. I thought of the streak. The massage was too nice as is, and I told him to keep doing what he was doing. I fell asleep shortly after that. I woke up about three o'clock being cuddled. Considered it again but decided to fall back asleep.
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Streak back to Zero.
My neck was sore from bending my foot up into my lap and looking down at it for three hours trying to get glass out of the bottom of my foot.
We got to bed and I asked Dan for a massage as I laid on my stomach. He gives very nice massages and I should take advantage of that more often.
He asked to massage my front side. I thought of the streak. The massage was too nice as is, and I told him to keep doing what he was doing. I fell asleep shortly after that. I woke up about three o'clock being cuddled. Considered it again but decided to fall back asleep.
Sometimes, that's all you need. Woo to you.
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#StreakAtOne
Streak back to Zero.
My neck was sore from bending my foot up into my lap and looking down at it for three hours trying to get glass out of the bottom of my foot.
We got to bed and I asked Dan for a massage as I laid on my stomach. He gives very nice massages and I should take advantage of that more often.
He asked to massage my front side. I thought of the streak. The massage was too nice as is, and I told him to keep doing what he was doing. I fell asleep shortly after that. I woke up about three o'clock being cuddled. Considered it again but decided to fall back asleep.
Mrs Watcher no longer falls for me asking to massage her, front or back. Has led to much fun but no massage. Well, maybe a little. ;D ;D
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#sexlessStreakAt4days
But who's counting.
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No doubt your body needs a break after that long streak you're coming off. :emot_kiss:
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No doubt your body needs a break after that long streak you're coming off. :emot_kiss:
Who needs a break?? Im recovered damn it!
I'm going to force a purple pill down his throat tonight.
Wait, the little one at a bday party sleepover tomorrow . So Maybe tomorrow night. Maybe I'll give him two pills. Hahaha
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#sexlessStreakAt4days
But who's counting.
#sexlessStreakatOneMonth :-[ :-[
Do those pills work for women? Or we can trade partners. ;D
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#sexlessStreakAt4days
But who's counting.
Same hear. He's just been busy with his family, and getting stuff done for hunting season. Building a hut or something I don't remember. The only thing I want to talk about him hammering is me.
Shower buddy to the rescue yet again.
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#sexlessStreakAt4days
But who's counting.
NOT ME! Well, I should say I quit counting after 7-1/2 years :'( :'( :'(
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#sexlessStreakAt4days
But who's counting.
NOT ME! Well, I should say I quit counting after 7-1/2 years :'( :'( :'(
Wow, 7 1/2 years? And I thought going without for a month or two was torture. ;D
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Was able to get away from everybody for a while before meeting back up for drinks. I had send Allan a happy veterans day text and said if I could get him alone for a couple of minutes I'd really show my gratitude. He said if I got to his place before 7 hed love to "fuck the every loving hell out of you"
It was shortly after 6 when I left the group to go home and change before drinks. I stopped just long enough to grab a different top and pants, and I was on my way to Allan's wonderful dick.
Didnt even let me take my pants fully off before I was bent over his bed. He wasn't going as hard as I had thought he would, but I didnt care. It was just great feeling him, and looking back watching him work.
He started picking up the pace I was moaning for more and said it's his pussy takenit however he wanted it, and that's when he really started giving it me. I ended up with a fistful a blanket pressed against my mouth to kind of keep me quiet. Then paused and I felt his thumb.
"Oh you dirty filthy man. That's yours too." As I said it, I was pushing back against him. Wanting it.
Thumb all the way in he held me and went back to doing me until I felt him unload. Spent a minute cleaning him up, and then I changed and went out for drinks. It is pleasantly distracting having that load inside me while chatting with friends over margaritas.
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A great way to thank a veteran on Veteran's Day. ;D :emot_kiss:
(https://i.postimg.cc/Jzb7vXb4/bentover.webp)
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Two veterans honoring each other. Can't think of a better way to celebrate. Me, I got an 11% discount on my groceries as my Veterans Day bonus. Not as fun as Shiela and Allen, but it was something. The checkout clerk was cute anyway. :emot_laughing:
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Youngest is at a sleepover bday party.
Oldest is going out with friends and staying at one of the girls apartment.
I'm suggesting to Dan that he tie me to the bed and have his way with me for a few hours. I'll lay out my toys that he can use betwwen his recuperation periods.
Have a good evening everybody.
Things are still a little fresh. I'll have to wait a bit before I talk about last night.
But, anyways, yeah, I got lucky last night.
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Youngest is at a sleepover bday party.
Oldest is going out with friends and staying at one of the girls apartment.
I'm suggesting to Dan that he tie me to the bed and have his way with me for a few hours. I'll lay out my toys that he can use betwwen his recuperation periods.
Have a good evening everybody.
Things are still a little fresh. I'll have to wait a bit before I talk about last night.
But, anyways, yeah, I got lucky last night.
So Dan took your breath away last night? Good to hear. 😎😎
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It felt like Mrs JBRG was trying to break my cock off last night. At the time, I figured she was having one hell of an orgasm. Turned out she was close but never quite got there. But hey, sometimes that happens. When I figured she was done, being the gentleman that I am, I asked her where she wanted my cum - in or out? She responded out to which I replied, "So, the boyfriend experience." She knows what I mean but had that quizzical look on her face so I expanded my response. I told her (for about the 4000th time) that husbands get to cum in the pussy, boyfriends are either out or into a rain coat.
I've got to say, that was the biggest mess I've made in a really long time.
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Way to hang in there for he JBRG. Sounds like she was trying hard. A good boyfriend would lick up any mess he made. ;D
Maybe even go a little lower and see if some oral could give her that big O she wanted.
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My first time with candle play. Fun fact, holding the candle high above the breast isn't about anticipation it is about temperature. Also little dribbles are erotic agony, big splashes would be on the list of don't go there.
Not her first rodeo, but she made me her pony.
All in all I have to admit women dominate other women better. I am bi, nothing against cock, but it takes a woman to make me a helpless puddle of need.
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WOO #53. Thanks for the tip on hot wax VV. I've seen videos but never wanted to try that. You're right about women being good Dom's. My wife took it instantly once we started to play.
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It's been a while. I do have some candles in the storage closet though. I'll get them out as a reminder. Funnnnn!
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#sexlessStreakAt4days
But who's counting.
NOT ME! Well, I should say I quit counting after 7-1/2 years :'( :'( :'(
Wait! Years?
Well, I hope your right hand is taking good care of yourself. You have to keep it running if you want it to keep working.
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#sexlessStreakAt4days
But who's counting.
NOT ME! Well, I should say I quit counting after 7-1/2 years :'( :'( :'(
Wait! Years?
Well, I hope your right hand is taking good care of yourself. You have to keep it running if you want it to keep working.
Yes, years. Wifey has an autoimmune system disease that makes sex extremely uncomfortable for her, and since that kicked in, she really has no interest in anything other than snuggling, which I am an expert at.
Since I won't have an affair, and since I am right handed, I take care of myself three or four times a week. When I want a little "strange," I use my left hand. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
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We were in the bathroom getting ready for bed I was brushing my teeth. He had just finished. Dan walked out and into the closet. Then he walked back in with some of my lingerie and laid them on my counter.
WAIT! Dan was initiating the sex tonight?. Woohoo. My boy is frisky tonight.
.The lingerie didn't match, but they were my more naughty ones. The cups of the bra only support underneath, leaving my nipples exposed. The panties are a very sheer lace that hide nothing. They also have snaps underneath.
I put them on and walked into the bedroom, the light was still on. He was sitting in the chair in the corner. "Sexy," he said while reaching in his boxers and pulling out his penis. I was about to drop down to my knees and play with it, but I stopped when he told me to make him hard without touching him. I started by tickling my nipples with my fingers,. I tickled my sides and stomach and gave myself goosebumps. This made my nipples hard. I closed my eyes and pretended it was MissBarb in front of me. I could feel my goosebumpy skin over my whole body , my nipples were aching they were so hard. I grabbed them between my index and thumb, twisting and pulling on them softly
I opened my eyes just a bit and saw Dan sitting with his arms resting in the chair. His penis was semi erect. I closed my eyes again. I continued playing with my boob with one hand and the other slid down my stomach and into my panties. He could see my fingers playing through the sheer fabric. The sheer fabric hid nothing. I again imagined Miss Barbara watching and a rush of warmth washed over me. My p*sky was suddenly on fire and all I had done to this point was run my fingers around the outside.
I laid down on the bed with my knees propped up, but with my legs spread wide. Dan turned on the lamp on my nightstand. I stopped playing with my breast so that both hands could focus on pleasing me below. I reached down to undo the snaps and was told to leave it snapped. With both hands down the front of my panties, I spread myself with one hand and stroked two fingers up my tender inside flesh. The tips of my fingers rested on my clitoris and I slowly rubbed with a circular motion. My breathing picked up.
Interrupting my quiet, Dan asked, "Do you want fucked or eaten?"
I was still in the MissBarb watching mode and whispered, ""Your tongue."
A moment later he grabbed my wrists and moved my hands out of the way. His hands rested on my inner thighs and pushed my legs further apart. I expected the snaps to the underwear being undone next, but they were not. His tongue pressed against me, the this panties the barrier between. His tongue pressed the fabric into me and twirling tried pushing it in deeper. I was still imaging it was MissBarb. He focused on my clitoris and a moment later my moment hit hard.
As I was recovering, he undid the snaps of my underwear and flipped the front up, exposing me to him. I just laid there, eyes closed, imagining him looking at me.
"My turn," he said, "Come on." He helped me sit up. He pulled me up off the bed and walked me around the bed. I was unsure what he was doing. We stepped into the bathroom. He turned on the light and backed me up to the counter. "Sit up here." He helped me onto the counter. He had me lean back against the wall and scoot my bum forward so it was at the edge. He put each arm under my legs, lifting them and rested his hands on the counter, my legs spread open for him, as was my sex. Not using his hands, he looked down and lined up his erection up with my entrance and slowly slid up and into me. It felt wonderful.
In the position I was in, I could only reach forward so far, I rested my hands on his shoulder as he f'd me. With his eyes locked on mine, he said, "I want your ass tonight."
It had been a while but I nodded. "But it has to be quick."
"When I'm close, I'll help you to the floor."
About two minutes later he told me to get on the floor. He helped me down and I kneeled with my legs spread. I felt him spit in his hand and he wiped the wetness on my bum hole. Then I felt his erection. He snuggled it in.
"Go slow," I said. And as he pushed inward I could feel the warm liquid erupting from him. He grunted and exhaled loudly, but that didn't stop his descent into me. The semen he had just deposited acted as a lubricant. He grabbed me by the hips and slowly rocked me back and forth on his length for about 30 seconds as his erection deflated.
I got up and sat on the potty while he grabbed a washcloth and cleaned himself up. Walkining out of the bathroom he told me to come to bed as I was.
Returning to the bedroom, I crawled in under the covers. Dan reached down and felt me. My snaps were done up on the underwear. He undid them and folded the front back. "You tasted so good, I want seconds." He got under the covers and began using his tongue on me.
I started imagining it was Miss Barb again and reaching up I started playing with my nipples, thinking she would think it was sexy.
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WOO!!! For Dan getting frisky last night. ;D ;D
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Well I'm wide awake for sure. Nice to see Dan take charge. Did he know that Miss B was along for the ride?
You two make a great pair, both in bed and out.
Thanks for continuing to share you adventures with us with such graphic details.
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Oh yeah..
WOO #1412
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Your PM got me off this morning, but if I had seen this first, it would have. You are giving off some major heat today. So sexy.
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Did he know that Miss B was along for the ride?
For the record, Miss B was both honored and massively turned on to read about her role in last night's activities.
Thanks for continuing to share you adventures with us with such graphic details.
I couldn't agree more!
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Thanks for continuing to share you adventures with us with such graphic details.
:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
Hear, hear. And a wooooooo from me
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Really? FIrst thing I read after getting out of the shower... I'm about to grab my shower buddy and go back in.
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Really? FIrst thing I read after getting out of the shower... I'm about to grab my shower buddy and go back in.
Lucky Alan. ;D ;D
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After being out with the girls, I had an Uber drop me off At Allan's. He was sleeping and I tried to sneak in, but his baby girl started barking up a storm. So my attempt was unsuccessful, but it didn't seem to bother him when I started stripping down to nothing. I spent the next couple minutes naked on my knees indulging myself on him, not forgetting to lick, kiss, and suck on his balls.
Eventually we went to his bed, and I road him reverse cowgirl. He slapped my ass a couple times but nothing too hard. He tried to get a thumb in my ass, but it only worked when I leaned forward a lot. I don't move that much then, and of course it brings me closer to his feet, and I'm not really turned on by toes, so I don't stay that way for long.
It was the best way to end the night/morning.
When I woke up this morning he was in the shower. I thought I'd join him, but as I got into the bathroom, he was just getting done. That was a bit unfortunate, but that didnt stop us from having some fun. I bent over the bathroom counter, and he took me.from behind nice and slow. Digging deep and swirling his hips around. It felt amazing, but it didnt last too long as he still needed to get ready for work, so he took me back to pound town. I wanted to look in the mirror as he had his way with me, but the angle was wrong, and my face was way to close and didn't want have my face hit the wall below it. So I took it trying to stable myself with anything I could grab onto.
The counter started getting uncomfortable, so I begged to move off of it. He more or less pulled me, and had me right next to it holding onto the counter with one hand while he held my other wrist. By then, he was nearing the end, and asked if I was planning on showering after we were done. When I said yes, he pulled out and unloaded on my back. He rubbed himself around on my butt after his final shot landed. It's been a while since I had it like that. Only wish I was able to watch it happen.
After that I showed he got dressed we had a cup of coffee and I sat with his dog watching Bones until I got a ride back to my car.
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Well it's been a couple of nights, and she got her friend today, so I'm debating what I want to delve into..
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Moderator Edit:
Sorry, JBRG, your image has a child in it. We need to restrict those to links.
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Funny, though ;D
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Moderator Edit:
Sorry, JBRG, your image has a child in it. We need to restrict those to links.
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Funny, though ;D
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He called me about 6 in the morning asking if I wanted to go camping. I said "in November? I guess I could go with you."
He said he had a camper, and that got me a bit more excited about it. A tent would have been interesting, but I'm a veteran and I've expe5some harsh conditions.
He was a bit shocked I agreed as quickly as I did, but I reminded him that my vagina doesn't make a prissy drama queen that can't handle the elements.
We got to the campsite a little after four o'clock. He backed it in like a pro (no pun intended) and ran around getting these little yellow blocks out to put under the tires to make sure it was level. He turned on the gas and the heat and used a heater to warm the underneath after the shirt was put on. Made the floors tolerable while barefoot. He got the food he brought in the fridge and we were relaxing by about 5. I asked what he wanted to do and he just said nothing. He didnt want to do anything just sit relax and wait for the weekend to end.
"Let me help you get there" and I was on my knees tugging on his pants. He just smiled at me and said nothing. We barely broke eye contact until he was fully erect in my mouth. When he dropped his head back, that's when I put some more effort into it. Using both hand and mouth I worked hisndick the best I could without getting too rough with it. He needs to relax so it was slow and rhythmic with my motions. I used the fingers of my other hand to gently stroke the underside of his balls. I had to focus hard to restrain myself when he started groaning and moving his hips. I could tell he wanted more, but I was more than happy to take my time and work him slow. I kept glancing up to see if he was watching and when I finally caught him looking, I locked onto his eyes and smiled as best I could around his dick. I didn't stop but wanted to ask what he wanted but if he wanted me to go faster harder, use more hand I had to ask, but before I could get him out of my mouth, he put his hand on top of me head.
I giggled slightly and went down on him as far as I could go. I gagged slightly, but kept at it as best I could. He let me go, and after taking him out of my mouth catching my breath, I kept stroking him and asked how relaxed he was. He said hed never felt.kore relaxed him his life, and then I took hi hand and out it back on top of me head. I took him as deep as I possibly could regardless of comfort or how much I gagged and coughed on his dick. He kept trying to let go, but i kept his hand where it was. I wanted him to feel like I'd do anything for him, that his pleasure was more important to me than my next breath of air. I worked him as deep and as hard as I could. I was feeling light headed not from lack of air, but because I felt I was giving him the best blpwjob hes ever gotten. It was adrenaline not suffocation. By the time he let me know he was was close, I had tears streaming down my face, a runny nose, and his dick and balls were a slobbery mess.
I finished him with my normal hand on the shaftouth on the head routine, and when he popped I sucked him like a fountain drink. Every shot was hungrily swallowed followed by me sucking on the head like a straw until his next shot. He was nearly doubled over with both hands on my head while I was being fed from his dick.
When it was done he wanted to do something to me, but I just told him to lay back and relax. I got some paper towles and cleaned him off. I didnt want him to move, but he had to organize the camper and pull out the bed so we could lay back and watch the office until we fell asleep.
That's what she said!
To be continued... ??
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Yet another thousandfold WOOOOOOOOO for Shiela (and Allan).
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I wonder how many nights, and days, in a row our lovely Sheriff and Dan have been getting it on. I know she was busy over Thanksgiving but think she may be making up for lost time. ;D ;D
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I wonder how many nights, and days, in a row our lovely Sheriff and Dan have been getting it on. I know she was busy over Thanksgiving but think she may be making up for lost time. ;D ;D
She told me she had unexpected houseguests for the holidays, and that it was going to be a bit of a cock blocker. So don’t get too excited. She’ll make up for lost time once they leave.
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Toys were involved
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Friday and Saturday night we both great nights. I didn't get that "Fucking" I wanted, but it was still satisfying.
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Friday and Saturday night we both great nights. I didn't get that "Fucking" I wanted, but it was still satisfying.
I can safely say that most of us don't get the "Fucking" we want but are still satisfied. ;D ;D
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I very much did. Just another simple night of riding him in his chair. I swear that thing was made more do sex and not so much for gaming.
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I very much did. Just another simple night of riding him in his chair. I swear that thing was made more do sex and not so much for gaming.
Well, it does sound like you're spending a lot of time with his joystick while he's pressing your action button. It'd consider that gaming. ;D
Battlefuck? Cock of Duty? Grand Theft Anal? :emot_laughing:
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+1729
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# 350 to CT. Great reply to Shiela's hot post.
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All I will say is Momma wanted another back rub. Tried to poke her back door but got blocked big time. Snuggled a bit after that then fucked her really good. As I always do when I'm getting close, I asked her if hubby is cumming in her and she said no (it was 1 PM) so I deposited a huge load on her belly. So much so that it ran down her leg and made a mess on the bed spread.
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My nipples are so sore right now, I keep getting wet every time they rub on my bra, and in the cold they are like two erasers made of ouchie trying to drill through my blouse. I had to shovel snow with abs that were really overstrained from cumming my little box off, and fingers and wrist that were more than a little sore from exerting too hard too often at too weird an angle. My jaw won't close right when I chew and my tongue I swear is stretched too long to fit back in my mouth, or it still thinks if it slips out it will find pussy.
My Lady drove all the way up into our Canadian mountains from Seattle in an electric Mustang (we are not exactly set up for electric cars in the back country ). We had a whole weekend, which worked out to a day and a quarter to spend in bed, then food, then bed, then movie, then bed.
I forgot to bring the riding crop she asked me to bring, so nipple punishment was the start to our play. I got so worked up that it became a theme for the weekend. I suck and kiss her breasts softly and lovingly, and she leaves mine looking like I met an industrial milking machine followed by a horde of angry badgers.
I now have serious vibrator envy as her magic wand has enough power to light my town, and more settings than the whole bridge of the Enterprise. I honestly never figured it out, just pushed buttons madly while I sucked and licked. I love my Hitachi, but it is like a Spitfire against an F-35 with her vibrator. It has a charging port that lights when you take it out to provide shifting sensual lighting to the room while you play. Like an LED lava lamp. I mean, who does that?
I am old. I will be feeling the strains in wrist and neck connective tissues for a week. Another day or two for the muscles of jaw and abdomen. The nipples? Well the cold really does me no favours healing them. I have pads between them and my bra right now. My old nursing pads.
My goddess. We told each other that it would be okay if we just cuddled, that we didn't really have to do anything more to make it worth while but as soon as I was in the room with her I was a servile little bitch with no pride and a skin hunger that was insane. Then she would get a little dominant to put my clingy brat behaviour under control, I would turn full submissive slut as soon as she got even half stern and she has the sexual drive of an instinctive domme. It is like blood in the water with a Mako shark; every time I turned brainless submissive fuck pet she would "give me something to whimper about."
We are both on the wrong side of fifty. I have no idea what the neighbors in the next room thought was going on, but they ordered us a tray of sandwiches from room service, so I guess they were not upset.
On the one hand, it is Tuesday and I am still physically a wreck from a dirty weekend with My Lady. I should feel this was overdoing it and I need to learn restraint. Then I remember her restraining me, knees to elbows, and I am wet all over again.
I would say we were like horney teenagers, but honestly I was so sexually naive and repressed I honestly wouldn't have dared think about half of what we did.
I love my husband. I love my children. I enjoy my sexual escapades with the very occasional man who both meets my desire and who cannot conceivably complicate my work/home life, but no one can dominate or please a woman like another woman. I just can't help it that I suck at drawing boundaries and I keep using the L word to her in the aftercare.
It is something I really did agree not to use right from the beginning, but in the afterglow I won't lie to My Lady. Which is why she continually cuts me off and says we are done. I just thank whatever goddess looks after the stupid in love that she has a weakness for overly muscled cow uddered redheads.
I mean, it pays to fit a specific niche in her needs well enough that she is unsatisfied with substitutes.
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Just Wow
and then, Woo.
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Good grief. What a fantastic, detailed and colorful depiction of a hot weekend. I loved the "more settings than the bridge of the Enterprise." :D
This is a must read for all KB peeves!!!
And of course I WOOED it. :emot_kiss:
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You had me at nipples. ;D ;D Definitely a WOO.
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It is like blood in the water with a Mako shark; every time I turned brainless submissive fuck pet she would "give me something to whimper about."
Woo.
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I've had sex with Allan several times since then whole ex girlfriend thing. I just want him to tell me if he ever gets into committed relationship. Ive gone out and hed sex with some guy in Salem, so for me to throw a shit fit about him doing is ex, would make me quite hypocritical. Besides, I love his dog, and love that sex chair of his which leads me to last night. I pulled some real pornstar stuff last night, and I can say that because I literally saw it in a porno.
So I'm not too sure on the science of it, and wasn't sure how long lube would stay without my body absorbing it, but I think it worked quite well. Back when I first joined, job convinced me to purchase my very first buttplug. I have not really used it since I first got it but when I saw the video, I had to try this. I put all I need into a bag and head over to Allan's. We start making out on his couch as usual, I get him all reved up with my hand and mouth, and then I ask if he wants to move to his chair. As he does this I tell him I'll be right back and grab my bag and head to the bathroom.
I brought my buttplug and a new bottle of lube. I placed at least half that bottle inside me, and then popped the plug in to keep it there. My face was burning red with embarrassment because I was feeling quite silly for trying this, but if I pulled it off, it would be so damn hot.
I come sauntering out of the bathroom, and hes in his chair stroking his dick keeping it hard while I did my prepping. I slowly started dancing in front of him, and he just sat back and smiled while he kept jerking off.
Then I turned around and bent over, and I heard him say "holy shit"
I giggle and asked if he liked the view with he replied with a "oh fuck Yeah!"
I went over and straddled him and he leaned forward and went down on me like he usually does which as always a satisfying treat. This time however he reached behind me and pushed on the plug. That added a whole knew element that I enjoyed so much it made my legs buckle a couple time forcing my weight onto his face. I was actually nervous I was going to hurt his neck and have an O before I got to the really good stuff.
There have been many times during sex that I've had a thimb put into my butt, but when I slide down onto him with that plug in, I swear my mind snapped a little. It felt soooo friggin good. He felt bigger, I felt more stretched and more full than I've ever felt. It was amazing. He said it felt really weird, but in a good way. It did not take me long at all before I came all his dick. It was absolutely amazing.
I wasnt done yet though, because now was time for that porn move. I stood up and turned around and stuck my.butt out. Now in the video, when she pulled her plug out, a steam.of lube came out of her. When I did it... nothing. I probably didn't do enough, or something and I had to push slighlty to get anything to happen. Some did come out. (And sorry for being gross, but I made sure I was super clean before heading over) beforeni could do it, he reached out and spread it around my asshole, and even took the liberty of sticking a couple fingers in. I literally drooled onto his leg while he played with my butthole. When I finally lowered myself back down onto him, he slid in easier than I've ever felt a guy go in. I rode him reverse for a little bit, but ended up spinning around so I could face him.
He lasted quite a bit longer than I thought he would, and my ass was getting a little worn out when he finally unloaded in my ass. It feels good, but nowhere near as good as if he came inside my growler. It was still an amazing night, and I told him about how I came up with the idea. He asked what video I watched but I didnt tell him. Kind of embarrassed to let him see it.
My butt still feels lubed and a little loose today.
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My butt still feels lubed and a little loose today.
woo. :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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SHIELA IS BACK!!!
I don't know what to say except WOW. After a couple weeks without much from Shiela, this hits. Damn girl that was hot. Another WOO of course. :emot_kiss:
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SHIELA IS BACK!!!
Oh I've been back. Could almost say "back in the saddle" back😘
However, the "unsafe website" crap has been annoying when it comes to posting. Dont want to type out a bunch, and then it gets wiped out because it sends me back to that page. :emot_kiss:
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I just want him to tell me if he ever gets into committed relationship.
Not sure why he'd ever want to play with anyone else 🤔
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seduced/tempted, men are easy.
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It was good to see you stayed active. Glad Allen survived your first few sessions after you caught the ex at his place.
There's a story there about a hot hate fuck that left Allen bruised and battered with his balls drained. ;D
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Wife destroyed me last night. She found ways to to it that did not require my knees, saving them for when the infection was gone. Apparently me going pee with my cane tripped her trigger. I missed work today because she kept at it, only sleeping an hour or two before waking up to try something else. I am sitting here a broken man.
Shiela, I will send my wife to you, along with those two dommes if you need help with allen. they will make him meeker than tepid water, and easily subdued.
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seduced/tempted, men are easy.
Maybe Bob should talk to Allan about a cock cage to which only Shiela has the key. A dick tattoo stating, 'Official Fun Stick of Shiela' would also be an idea ;D
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seduced/tempted, men are easy.
Maybe Bob should talk to Allan about a cock cage to which only Shiela has the key. A dick tattoo stating, 'Official Fun Stick of Shiela' would also be an idea ;D
Or like how some lion tamers used to tame lions, by putting their genitals in a slipknot that would tighten if they lunged at the tamer and hurt.
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Or like how some lion tamers used to tame lions, by putting their genitals in a slipknot that would tighten if they lunged at the tamer and hurt.
That definitely has to go in my" Today I Learned" ;D
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My question is, how does one get close enough to an untamed lion to tie his genitals in a slip knot? ;D
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Why would he go somewhere else? Because men appreciate loyalty, and I am not that. You all want or need to be needed, looked to for protections and security, and if I say I dont need him, it takes something away from his nature.
I don't want him subdued, if anything he could be a little more... untamed. He's holding back ever since our mishap with that evil scarf. I placed his hand on my.neck the other night, and even though he held it there, he applied no pressure.
And woo to you and your Wife WB.
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To Purpleshoes:
They are like half tamed from what I read further, but still prone to lunging randomly, that training is to finish killing the urge to jump at the trainer.
To Shiela:
Wife read all about your situation. She offers this:
Put your foot down lightly. But in a way that there is no misunderstanding. You don't want him around his ex, but you are not so cruel and jealous to force the issue, but make him acutely aware that he is yours as much as you are his.
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Why would he go somewhere else? Because men appreciate loyalty, and I am not that. You all want or need to be needed, looked to for protections and security, and if I say I dont need him, it takes something away from his nature.
I don't want him subdued, if anything he could be a little more... untamed. He's holding back ever since our mishap with that evil scarf. I placed his hand on my.neck the other night, and even though he held it there, he applied no pressure.
And woo to you and your Wife WB.
You've got most men pegged right. It's in our dna or maybe what our culture has expected of the male species but yet we want to " spread " our seed when ever the opportunity arises and expect loyalty from our main squeeze.
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My butt still feels lubed and a little loose today.
I will gladly volunteer to be your butt plug. Nothing beats the real thing. Definitely a hot and lubed WOO.❤💋
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Just got back from a quickie. Asked id he 2ant3d to grab a bite to eat, he said yes. I said good, because i wanted to feel his tongue on me.
I didn't even get my pants all the way off. Dropped everything around my ankles and just bent over at his counter. There is somethung special about a guy who will eat you out from behind. His nose is right in my butthole and every exhale is a hot blast of pleasure.
It was great but once he started licking all i wanted was to have him inside. I feel he had the same tho7ghts because it was only moments before he stood and started sliding his dick around on me and then pushed it in. I did use my fingers to help get me there as wyick as possible and i lasted only a few seconds before he did. Had i held off for just a few heartbeats, we would have finished together.
I stopped at the store, and gas station on my way home just so i could walk around and converse with people with his cum inside me. Feel like such a sexy little whore :emot_kiss:
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WOO on the update on the Shiela and Allen story.
If they tried to make your episodes into a book the pages would catch fire. ;D :emot_kiss:
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Another Woo for Sheila.
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Guests left our house at 3:30.
After a quick "half ass" cleanup we were in bed by 3:45.
He gave me a kiss and said he loved me and told me happy new year again.
I said, "Don't even think about sleeping," and crawled on top of him. "It's New Years."
We don't do 69 very often because I don't find it that comfortable, but it was fantastic last night. We were in that position until I O'd, then I turned around and sat on him and slowly rode my wonderful man until he arrived at happy land.
And woo1795 to my girl S for Perv Of The Year and always sharing her beautiful sexual experiences.
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I was about to say that SOMEBODY had better gotten some last night. Way to break into the new year with something different. Woo to you and Dan!
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There is somethung special about a guy who will eat you out from behind.
Alternative thread title: So who is hungry right now ;D
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Woos to Shiela, MJ and Dan
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We have not had any alone time since New Years Eve.
But at noon today we walked into the house after doing gift returns at Kohl's, Walmart and dropping off returns to UPS for Amazon, and the house was empty.
I did a quick check on the FIND MY FRIENDS app and saw that M was at her mom's house. Soooooo, I told Dan I was going into the bedroom and if he came in 2 minutes later, he might find me naked on the bed on all fours.
He came in, and I was. Badabing - badaboom.
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A nooner
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That's a definite WOO. Do I sense there's about to be some catching up to do. Great come on Jules
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Do I sense there's about to be some catching up to do.
Jules tomorrow morning in What Ruined Your Day:
'Our bed broke' :emot_laughing:
Sorry :facepalm:
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Do I sense there's about to be some catching up to do.
Jules tomorrow morning in What Ruined Your Day:
'Our bed broke' :emot_laughing:
Sorry :facepalm:
No reason to be sorry. We did break the bed about two years ago. The pandemic had everybody at home for weeks, then one day the kids all went for a walk. Dan and I wasted no time. One rail on the side of the bed gave away.
All the furniture stores were shut down and we propped books under it to temporarily fix it. Along with duct tape.
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A nooner
I want one! I want one!
Woo for the nooner!
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I did.. but can't talk about it on here..... :emot_kiss:
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can't talk about it on here
Aw :'(
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can't talk about it on here
Aw :'(
I know.. right. I'm dying to tell, but against the rules here.
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It started out so nice and tender. His hand rubbing my tummy, then just caressing my boobs. A hand went south. Two fingers gently across my sex. I'm smiling and thinking "What a nice way to wake up."
Fast forward 5 minutes later....
I'm on all fours on the carpet, he's got both hands on my hips, pounding into me as hard and fast as he can while he is telling me my "cunt feels so warm, wet and good."
I'm smiling and thinking "What a nice way to wake up."
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Good Lord... you went from a nice soft warm bed to the floor.on hands and knees. I'd sure like to know what happened in those five minutes to get you there. That's quite a segue.
Glag you two got your day off to such a great start.
Here's a WOO to top things off. :emot_kiss:
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you went from a nice soft warm bed to the floor.on hands and knees
Meanwhile, Dan got to go from a nice, soft, warm bed to a nice, soft, warm cunt :emot_kiss:
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you went from a nice soft warm bed to the floor.on hands and knees
Meanwhile, Dan got to go from a nice, soft, warm bed to a nice, soft, warm cunt :emot_kiss:
And...no rug burns on his knees. :emot_laughing:
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Jealous!!!
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It started out so nice and tender. His hand rubbing my tummy, then just caressing my boobs. A hand went south. Two fingers gently across my sex. I'm smiling and thinking "What a nice way to wake up."
Fast forward 5 minutes later....
I'm on all fours on the carpet, he's got both hands on my hips, pounding into me as hard and fast as he can while he is telling me my "cunt feels so warm, wet and good."
I'm smiling and thinking "What a nice way to wake up."
How can one not woo that?
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I had my Matthew Stamford jersey on. He was happy the Lions won, but upset Stafford (now with the Rams) lost, keeping the Lions out of the postseason tournament. .
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Well it started with her putting on her rodeoh panties with the bad dragon medium spritz
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Wedding today. 2 hours away so we got a hotel room. Dan and I in one queen bed, M in the other. Little A staying at my friend's house. Knowing there was no chance of getting lucky tonight. I told Dan to get busy last night. And (wah wah), he couldn't quite get it up. Purple pills are all in the RV in Florida. So, he crawled under the covers and used his mouth and tongue. Did a pretty good job. But, I wasn't going to let him go to bed. I used my mouth on him. He only reached about 75% hardness but was still able to reach happy land.
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Well I've been on a roll for a few days not even including my self pleasure. So at least I'm not miserable.
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You at a fun couple and a sexy lady.
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My weekend. My Lady got enough spoons together to make the trip. We had to settle for our second favorite hotel due to I guess everyone else understanding that our first choice was better. Did not matter. The bits the other hotel lacked we never got to. We never even left the room. Food delivery at the door got microwaved because we were in the middle of something. Well I was tied up, but My Lady was in the middle of something, then she was too done to get up, or untie me.
It turns out, if you are very clear on what positions you have to be in for your back for long term binding, you can still be tied for ease of use and abuse very neatly. As an aside, the position allowed my face to have a new torture applied. A gag that is a sort of cross between a ball gag and bridle bit on my side, with a really veiny onyx cock on the other side.
Frustration is being able to smell her pussy, see her pussy, and having her hump your face with your tongue unable to taste her pussy. It really got mine worked up. The fact I had a magic wand on mine jammed between me and the supporting pillows and a plug in my ass did not help my sanity. The vibrator got moved just off the sweet spot, which made it agony, it hit the sweet spot randomly as my body rocked against My Lady as she humped my face.
When we had the chance to have dinner, she decided to dress for dinner so I got to dress her. My god, to have edged for hours and then to dress her slowly from stockings through blouse and overblouse, to buckle her shoes back on her feet while I am buck naked, still with a plug up my bum was intense. Oddly the food was not bad reheated. Japanese is decent that way.
After dinner it was "clamp rodeo" which is a little sport she enjoys where I have my nipples clamped in a chain and I get to hump her shoes, which used to be my shoes, but now they are hers. I am only allowed to get off if I hump her shoe while she holds the chain on my nipple clamps. Periodically she would stop me for a french kissing session.
After I came, I had to clean her shoes, and take my whipping across the ass. I brought the riding crop she got me almost three years ago. It is still too close to new as we hardly ever get a chance to use it.
To say thank you I got to eat her ass and use her little lobsterclaw vibrator in her pussy while I rimmed her. She hadn't tried that and liked my suggestion. My wrist is a little sore, because the angles don't really work, and the position was a bit unnatural to exert force for any length of time, but with my tongue up her ass I lose track of things like wrists.
We both had to hold onto the handrails in the shower afterwards. There was laughter as we both had to admit that we each planned on naughtiness in the shower but had to scale it back to just wash and cuddle as we were neither of us too steady on our togs at that point to risk it.
Zero sleep, but good cuddles. My Lady complained slightly that her clit felt almost bruised, but she was smiling, and said it felt fine by the time she got home. My nipples still feel like fire every time my bra rubs me, or ever time I reach forward or breathe too deeply. My wrists and forearms tell me I don't spend enough time frigging someone else's clit, or driving vibrators into someone else's pussy. I accept this critique, but it's not like I have the chance to practice this.
I am still almost high, and we kissed goodbye Saturday morning.
I have no idea why I never looked at women before I married. I guess I have always been stupid, but at least I realized I was bisexual while I had enough body left to do something about it. I thank My Lady for her patience, and yes sorry, I said those three forbidden words again.
I only make that mistake in person. I can lie the rest of the time.
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WOO #65 Detailed account of what must have been a sexy time. Lots of trust involved between top and bottom. Thanks for sharing. :emot_kiss: ;D
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This morning on way to school, then 10 minutes ago... different men....
:emot_kiss:
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Nothing like a full day to make the time go by faster. Should I WOO that? Maybe I should wait to see if you can do a third for a hat trick. :emot_laughing:
Nah... you get a WOO sweetie :emot_kiss:
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Woo to both vixin and kc.
I just got back from Allan's. I had been sexting him on and off all day. I should up after work, he wanted to chat and I shut him up with kisses. I said I wanted him to fuck me as hard as he could and he jokingly said something like "most girls think sex is a magical special thing" or something like that, so I replied with "abracadabra, now fuck me"!
He did, and with his thumb completely buried in my ass. I wanted him to sodomize me, but he finished really really quick. I'm still looking for mine.
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Three of the hot girls on KB have reported in now. Waiting to hear from Jules. Did Tommy lose and did Dan make you feel better.
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Kinda/sorta, I don't know how to classify it.
Brady's name was mentioned at one point.
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Kinda/sorta, I don't know how to classify it.
Brady's name was mentioned at one point.
kinda sorta got you a woo for that.
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Brady's name was mentioned at one point.
Maybe you could sign for Tampa Bay, I'm sure your ball handling skills are better than Tom's :emot_laughing:
:facepalm:
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Kinda/sorta, I don't know how to classify it.
Brady's name was mentioned at one point.
You get a Woo for the effort 😘
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This morning on way to school, then 10 minutes ago... different men....
:emot_kiss:
Did you know them? :emot_kiss:
(and a woo)
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The wife undressed as I asked what we're gonna do. Then she flopped on the bed face down legs over the side. She got a few swats and I told her to lay over the corner of the bed. Starting to get hard I kneeled behind her and starting eating her as I stroked my cock. Did this only for about 2 minutes before I needed to feel my hard dick in her wetness. I stood up and slid slowly all the way into her. Hands holding on to both sides of her ass I slid almost all the way out. Proceeding by continually going in and out increasingly quicker. Now completely hard and getting close to cumming I leaned over reaching around and holding on to her tits as I'm pinching her nipples. My cock in as deep as it can I'm rocking her against me with her quivering as I'm filling her with my cum.
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atta boy
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The wife undressed as I asked what we're gonna do. Then she flopped on the bed face down legs over the side. She got a few swats and I told her to lay over the corner of the bed. Starting to get hard I kneeled behind her and starting eating her as I stroked my cock. Did this only for about 2 minutes before I needed to feel my hard dick in her wetness. I stood up and slid slowly all the way into her. Hands holding on to both sides of her ass I slid almost all the way out. Proceeding by continually going in and out increasingly quicker. Now completely hard and getting close to cumming I leaned over reaching around and holding on to her tits as I'm pinching her nipples. My cock in as deep as it can I'm rocking her against me with her quivering as I'm filling her with my cum.
Wow, where do I sign up?
Woo #42
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The wife undressed as I asked what we're gonna do. Then she flopped on the bed face down legs over the side. She got a few swats and I told her to lay over the corner of the bed. Starting to get hard I kneeled behind her and starting eating her as I stroked my cock. Did this only for about 2 minutes before I needed to feel my hard dick in her wetness. I stood up and slid slowly all the way into her. Hands holding on to both sides of her ass I slid almost all the way out. Proceeding by continually going in and out increasingly quicker. Now completely hard and getting close to cumming I leaned over reaching around and holding on to her tits as I'm pinching her nipples. My cock in as deep as it can I'm rocking her against me with her quivering as I'm filling her with my cum.
Wow, where do I sign up?
Woo #42
Wow? That's the way it should be. I'll find an application for you. Haha.
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I'll Woo that for damn sure!
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Virtual. Viber chat. Sasha drained my aching balls twice.
(https://i.imgur.com/Dpy3eUg.jpg)
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You know there is nothing that gets me wetter than a gentleman. Our school district groundskeeper was in the office to complain about his shed being blocked by one of the bus waiting for the band kids weekend thing. It's blocking his bay door for his equipment.
I was in the office making exams, and ran into him. He and I had a, thing, last summer. Mostly he loved to play with my tits and get a blowjob in back of the school on the athletic fields against his mower. Not the way I should be spending summer school, but Covid lockdown had me climbing the walls, and Indian men are a serious weakness of mine.
I was prepared for it to be awkward, but he was such a gentleman, offering to help me sort and staple my tests while he waited for someone to call the driver to move the bus (non starter, the driver is out with another bus, it was a write off for him to get his equipment out). When all was said and done he simply announced he would go at least clean up the shed and do some equipment maintenance if he couldn't get out into the field and try to at least clear the snow off the track.
I followed him out, not at all like a bitch in heat. Made small talk as I walked totally the wrong direction to my classroom, out to the shop class whose door leads to the vehicle shed where his equipment was. Then I followed him out to the shed. He was grinning quietly and began to grope my ass as he opened the door for me to precede him in.
I thought he was only going to do his usual grope and blow, but I guess he had the time to devote, because when I tried to get his pants down to blow him he rolled my slacks down to my knees and used my belt to tie them off.
He did let me blow him while he alternated between groping my hanging tits and spanking my ass, but it was only until he could get himself worked up enough to give me a right royal fucking from behind. You know, having my belt tied around my pants that were around my knees was the same as tying my knees together. His cock isn't super long, but it is coke can fat. Do you know what it does when your legs are bound together in doggie and someone THICK pushes into you.?
I really tried to stay in doggie, but you know how it is, one shot in the sweet spot and your arms go limp and the next thing you know you are cheek down in the concrete getting plowed like a field.
I am bi. I love women more, but a good hard cock wielded by a man who has the full intention of fucking you into your place, I don't mean hammering you until he blows his load like harder is somehow a virtue, I mean a man who wants to make you cum like a bitch in heat before he pounds your frothing quim into sensory overload and then makes your whole nervous system spasm in sympathy every single time he spurts.
He is mid fifties, at least sixty pounds heavy, with a nose that looks like you could honk it like a bike horn, yet the bastard can be charming as a cavalier and screw like a porn star.
I wanted to suck him clean, but he wanted to French kiss instead, pinning my hands behind my back to keep them off his cock while I calmed down.
Honestly, the kissing didn't do much to calm me down, but eventually my brain reentered my body and I remembered I was three quarters naked in the groundskeepers garage where any number of employees might come in for something, and we both got dressed.
I will have to go back on Monday because MY PHONE is somewhere on the floor there, which I didn't figure out until I got home and went to plug it in. I am not saying he fucked me brainless, but he at least fucked me phoneless. Some knee and cheek scrapes, and some aches from athleticism on cold concrete, but I am pleased that he fucks as well as he seduces.
The really funny thing, I regret not having the chance to blow him again. Weird isn't it? I got my jollies right and proper, but I still wanted to be on my knees with that uncircumsized snake to charm. Oh well, I will see more of him when the snow melts and the fields need mowing.
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I mean a man who wants to make you cum like a bitch in heat before he pounds your frothing quim into sensory overload and then makes your whole nervous system spasm in sympathy every single time he spurts.
I need a moist towelette. Woo.
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You know there is nothing that gets me wetter than a gentleman. Our school district groundskeeper was in the office to complain about his shed being blocked by one of the bus waiting for the band kids weekend thing. It's blocking his bay door for his equipment.
I was in the office making exams, and ran into him. He and I had a, thing, last summer. Mostly he loved to play with my tits and get a blowjob in back of the school on the athletic fields against his mower. Not the way I should be spending summer school, but Covid lockdown had me climbing the walls, and Indian men are a serious weakness of mine.
I was prepared for it to be awkward, but he was such a gentleman, offering to help me sort and staple my tests while he waited for someone to call the driver to move the bus (non starter, the driver is out with another bus, it was a write off for him to get his equipment out). When all was said and done he simply announced he would go at least clean up the shed and do some equipment maintenance if he couldn't get out into the field and try to at least clear the snow off the track.
I followed him out, not at all like a bitch in heat. Made small talk as I walked totally the wrong direction to my classroom, out to the shop class whose door leads to the vehicle shed where his equipment was. Then I followed him out to the shed. He was grinning quietly and began to grope my ass as he opened the door for me to precede him in.
I thought he was only going to do his usual grope and blow, but I guess he had the time to devote, because when I tried to get his pants down to blow him he rolled my slacks down to my knees and used my belt to tie them off.
He did let me blow him while he alternated between groping my hanging tits and spanking my ass, but it was only until he could get himself worked up enough to give me a right royal fucking from behind. You know, having my belt tied around my pants that were around my knees was the same as tying my knees together. His cock isn't super long, but it is coke can fat. Do you know what it does when your legs are bound together in doggie and someone THICK pushes into you.?
I really tried to stay in doggie, but you know how it is, one shot in the sweet spot and your arms go limp and the next thing you know you are cheek down in the concrete getting plowed like a field.
I am bi. I love women more, but a good hard cock wielded by a man who has the full intention of fucking you into your place, I don't mean hammering you until he blows his load like harder is somehow a virtue, I mean a man who wants to make you cum like a bitch in heat before he pounds your frothing quim into sensory overload and then makes your whole nervous system spasm in sympathy every single time he spurts.
He is mid fifties, at least sixty pounds heavy, with a nose that looks like you could honk it like a bike horn, yet the bastard can be charming as a cavalier and screw like a porn star.
I wanted to suck him clean, but he wanted to French kiss instead, pinning my hands behind my back to keep them off his cock while I calmed down.
Honestly, the kissing didn't do much to calm me down, but eventually my brain reentered my body and I remembered I was three quarters naked in the groundskeepers garage where any number of employees might come in for something, and we both got dressed.
I will have to go back on Monday because MY PHONE is somewhere on the floor there, which I didn't figure out until I got home and went to plug it in. I am not saying he fucked me brainless, but he at least fucked me phoneless. Some knee and cheek scrapes, and some aches from athleticism on cold concrete, but I am pleased that he fucks as well as he seduces.
The really funny thing, I regret not having the chance to blow him again. Weird isn't it? I got my jollies right and proper, but I still wanted to be on my knees with that uncircumsized snake to charm. Oh well, I will see more of him when the snow melts and the fields need mowing.
Fun fun! Woo
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Well I didn't get laid per se.. as I started playing with my cock she lubed my ass. Then lubed the bad dragon spritz and slid it in me. She worked it in and out going deeper each time. Just as she started to push the knot in I told her to suck my cock as she went all the way in with the toy. I came in her mouth and she kept sucking and working the toy in me until I couldn't take anymore and told her to stop.
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You know there is nothing that gets me wetter than a gentleman. Our school district groundskeeper was in the office to complain about his shed being blocked by one of the bus waiting for the band kids weekend thing. It's blocking his bay door for his equipment.
Are there any job openings for groundskeepers in your school district? ;D. WOO!
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Well I didn't get laid per se.. as I started playing with my cock she lubed my ass. Then lubed the bad dragon spritz and slid it in me. She worked it in and out going deeper each time. Just as she started to push the knot in I told her to suck my cock as she went all the way in with the toy. I came in her mouth and she kept sucking and working the toy in me until I couldn't take anymore and told her to stop.
Are you related to Pornhubby by chance?
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Well I didn't get laid per se.. as I started playing with my cock she lubed my ass. Then lubed the bad dragon spritz and slid it in me. She worked it in and out going deeper each time. Just as she started to push the knot in I told her to suck my cock as she went all the way in with the toy. I came in her mouth and she kept sucking and working the toy in me until I couldn't take anymore and told her to stop.
Are you related to Pornhubby by chance?
Not that I know of.. why?
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Not that I know of.. why?
Kidding. Just sounds like one of his outings. Woo #58 for you. Closing in on losing your 🍒.
I got lucky last night. Little Miss was in bed. Dan and I watched a couple episodes of The Recruit, turning the tv off at midnight. Which is about the same time all the outdoor landscape lights turn off at the house we are staying at. I took his hand and said I wanted to make love by the pool and took his hand. Once we were out there I noticed it was darker down at the end of the dock, which extends about 100 feet into the St Lucie River. Out there it was a bit breezy though, and there was a light at the end of the dock so that passing boats wouldn't hit it. But not very bright that it illuminated the whole area.
I reached down and undid his shorts, pulling him out and playing with him while we kissed. He got hard quickly. I started kissing down his neck then chest, he knew where I was heading.
"Get your clothes off first," he said.
I undressed and used my shirt to kneel on, the boards are worn and rough, so I was protecting my knees. I had my mouth all over him, mainly kissing and licking. He got as hard as he was going to get. I took him in my mouth for a minute and then he pushed my head back and helped me up.
"Fast and hard, or slow and gentle."
"Both," I answered.
He backed me up to one of the dock poles and lifted one of my legs. I reached down and guided him into me. It was wonderful but after a minute it was uncomfortable. I got down on my hands and knees, facing the water. He knelt behind me. Both of us kneeling on our clothing. The first minute was nice and slow, his hands on my hips rocking me back and forth. Then his speed increased. He was rocking me back and forth with such force, I was feeling like he would knock me into the river. My nipples barely touched the dock, so I lifted my torso, a splinter on my boobs would bring this enjoyable experience to an abrupt end.
He brought me to an O, and just as my spasms were ending, his began. As he delayed and exited me, he helped me up, my back to his chest, both still kneeling. He wrapped his arms around me, and started playing with my boobs. Kissing the nape of my neck, one hand skid across my belly and then started playing with my sex. A finger entered and I could feel his mess exiting me. He used it as lubricant, rubbing it around in my folds. Concentrating on my clitoris, he brought me to another O.
And now I sit in the house enjoying my coffee, looking down the dock to where we had our fun last night. The sun is up and there are many boats traveling by.
We leave on Monday, I will be returning to the end of the dock again before we leave.
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I am rewriting Otis Redding's classic, Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay, after reading our Sheriff's latest entry. 8) 8) WOO!
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Hot damn girl!
Anybody else have Dock of the Bay playing in their heads?? Just me?
Fuckin' on the Dock of the Bay, feeling Dan have his way...
No? :emot_kiss:
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I am rewriting Otis Redding's classic, Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay, after reading our Sheriff's latest entry. 8) 8) WOO!
...And this is why you're my web husband :emot_kiss:
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WOO #1485 Glad the vaca is going.so well. Hope you'll report on your final trip to the end of the dock
Watch out for splinters. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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I am rewriting Otis Redding's classic, Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay, after reading our Sheriff's latest entry. 8) 8) WOO!
...And this is why you're my web husband :emot_kiss:
Let's get into the hot tub and rewrite the song together... "Sittin in the morning sun, waiting for Dan to cum"... :emot_kiss:
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Woooo to everyone involved.
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Midweek nooner!!!!
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Midweek nooner!!!!
WOO for the nooner. Was it on the beach, by the pool or indoors? ;D
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Midweek nooner!!!!
WOO for the nooner. Was it on the beach, by the pool or indoors? ;D
At the tortilla factory.
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Midweek nooner!!!!
WOO for the nooner. Was it on the beach, by the pool or indoors? ;D
At the tortilla factory.
Yum.
What was that special sauce. :emot_laughing:
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Not that I know of.. why?
Kidding. Just sounds like one of his outings. Woo #58 for you. Closing in on losing your 🍒.
I got lucky last night. Little Miss was in bed. Dan and I watched a couple episodes of The Recruit, turning the tv off at midnight. Which is about the same time all the outdoor landscape lights turn off at the house we are staying at. I took his hand and said I wanted to make love by the pool and took his hand. Once we were out there I noticed it was darker down at the end of the dock, which extends about 100 feet into the St Lucie River. Out there it was a bit breezy though, and there was a light at the end of the dock so that passing boats wouldn't hit it. But not very bright that it illuminated the whole area.
I reached down and undid his shorts, pulling him out and playing with him while we kissed. He got hard quickly. I started kissing down his neck then chest, he knew where I was heading.
"Get your clothes off first," he said.
I undressed and used my shirt to kneel on, the boards are worn and rough, so I was protecting my knees. I had my mouth all over him, mainly kissing and licking. He got as hard as he was going to get. I took him in my mouth for a minute and then he pushed my head back and helped me up.
"Fast and hard, or slow and gentle."
"Both," I answered.
He backed me up to one of the dock poles and lifted one of my legs. I reached down and guided him into me. It was wonderful but after a minute it was uncomfortable. I got down on my hands and knees, facing the water. He knelt behind me. Both of us kneeling on our clothing. The first minute was nice and slow, his hands on my hips rocking me back and forth. Then his speed increased. He was rocking me back and forth with such force, I was feeling like he would knock me into the river. My nipples barely touched the dock, so I lifted my torso, a splinter on my boobs would bring this enjoyable experience to an abrupt end.
He brought me to an O, and just as my spasms were ending, his began. As he delayed and exited me, he helped me up, my back to his chest, both still kneeling. He wrapped his arms around me, and started playing with my boobs. Kissing the nape of my neck, one hand skid across my belly and then started playing with my sex. A finger entered and I could feel his mess exiting me. He used it as lubricant, rubbing it around in my folds. Concentrating on my clitoris, he brought me to another O.
And now I sit in the house enjoying my coffee, looking down the dock to where we had our fun last night. The sun is up and there are many boats traveling by.
We leave on Monday, I will be returning to the end of the dock again before we leave.
Wow! Very happy for you, a great way to spend your time on vacation!! Nothing ventured, nothing gained - glad you saw an opportunity and took the initiative!
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Not that I know of.. why?
Kidding. Just sounds like one of his outings. Woo #58 for you. Closing in on losing your 🍒.
I got lucky last night. Little Miss was in bed. Dan and I watched a couple episodes of The Recruit, turning the tv off at midnight. Which is about the same time all the outdoor landscape lights turn off at the house we are staying at. I took his hand and said I wanted to make love by the pool and took his hand. Once we were out there I noticed it was darker down at the end of the dock, which extends about 100 feet into the St Lucie River. Out there it was a bit breezy though, and there was a light at the end of the dock so that passing boats wouldn't hit it. But not very bright that it illuminated the whole area.
I reached down and undid his shorts, pulling him out and playing with him while we kissed. He got hard quickly. I started kissing down his neck then chest, he knew where I was heading.
"Get your clothes off first," he said.
I undressed and used my shirt to kneel on, the boards are worn and rough, so I was protecting my knees. I had my mouth all over him, mainly kissing and licking. He got as hard as he was going to get. I took him in my mouth for a minute and then he pushed my head back and helped me up.
"Fast and hard, or slow and gentle."
"Both," I answered.
He backed me up to one of the dock poles and lifted one of my legs. I reached down and guided him into me. It was wonderful but after a minute it was uncomfortable. I got down on my hands and knees, facing the water. He knelt behind me. Both of us kneeling on our clothing. The first minute was nice and slow, his hands on my hips rocking me back and forth. Then his speed increased. He was rocking me back and forth with such force, I was feeling like he would knock me into the river. My nipples barely touched the dock, so I lifted my torso, a splinter on my boobs would bring this enjoyable experience to an abrupt end.
He brought me to an O, and just as my spasms were ending, his began. As he delayed and exited me, he helped me up, my back to his chest, both still kneeling. He wrapped his arms around me, and started playing with my boobs. Kissing the nape of my neck, one hand skid across my belly and then started playing with my sex. A finger entered and I could feel his mess exiting me. He used it as lubricant, rubbing it around in my folds. Concentrating on my clitoris, he brought me to another O.
And now I sit in the house enjoying my coffee, looking down the dock to where we had our fun last night. The sun is up and there are many boats traveling by.
We leave on Monday, I will be returning to the end of the dock again before we leave.
Oooo funnn
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I did and, as always, it was wonderful. :D
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I did and, as always, it was wonderful. :D
WOO for your first post and getting laid. ;D ;D
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Midweek nooner!!!!
WOO for the nooner. Was it on the beach, by the pool or indoors? ;D
Cold wind makes outdoor or even poolside fucking impractical.
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Midweek nooner!!!!
WOO for the nooner. Was it on the beach, by the pool or indoors? ;D
Cold wind makes outdoor or even poolside fucking impractical.
Dang. Cold in Florida, cold by you. Guess the cold and snow up here by us isn't that bad. But sex does make one feel warmer. ;D ;D
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I cuddled into Dan this morning and was rubbing his chest and belly while he was asleep. Eventually my hand went a little further, over the top of his boxers, and he was "fluffed up" a bit. So I concentrated my rubbing there. Soon he was at half-mast. Then full on flag pole.
I slowly stroked him for a number of minutes, then told him I wanted to watch him masturbate.
I pulled the covers down and sat on my knees. His erection sticking through the hole in the front.
I told him I wanted to see all of him and helped him out of his boxers.
He started again. After a while he began increasing his speed.
His sack tightened up to almost nothing, which I find fascinating. It reminds me of one of those food vacuum seal machines. The skin was so tight I could see his two testicles.
Then he groaned as his semen began flowing from the head and flowing down over his fingers still wrapped tightly around himself.
I got up and got a washcloth and cleaned him up. He said he was still tired so I pulled the covers over him, gave him a kiss, and came out to the kitchen for coffee.
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WOO #1497.
That sounds like a nice morning wake up. Loved your detailed description of the event. The finale act of a gentle clean up then tucking him back in for more sleep.
You guys have some magical times together. :emot_kiss:
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WOO. Every husband would love to be woken up that way. 8)
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Breakfast and a show...Woo!
I dropped by Allan's house late in the evening when he said he was home, after an exhausting day with his family. I had been in door county all morning and after the long drive home, I just wanted to relax but not alone. So I went over to snuggle with his baby girl and watch whatever was on tv. He was watching some oldovie with rodney dangerfield I was focused on giving belly rubs and getting kisses from his dog. I did buy a couple bottles of ciders, and we were drinking in those and having mild chit chat about my day and the people I met.
Eventually his dog jumped down and I was feeling cold and lonely, so I went over to him and laid down with my legs over his lap. He rubbed my legs and did a half-assed foot massage. It was still working though.
I pulled my left leg back and puly.foot on his shoulder. He looked at me, and I said he looked hungry. We had a little laugh about it, and he grabbed both legs and lifted me a bit and we.both worked to pull my sweats and panties down. Got them to my knees, and he stopped. Bend down amd.slid his head between my legs and started licking and sucking on my clit. Both of his hands were roaming, but it felt.like an after thought. He was really focused on what he was down under, and it was fantastic. Eventually he added some fingers into the mix and I was so ready for him to give me that dick.
Keeping my pants around my legs, he pushed them to the side. I was going to flip over, but he told.me.to stay on my side. I enjoy the position quite a bit, so I was very happy to stay like that. So I brought my knees up closer to me so I was in a doggy style position while laying comfortably on my side. Who wouldnt love that position. He was quite hard when he dropped his pants, so it did that fun bounce while he got ready. He slid himself across me.a.couole.times getting himself nice and wet, and then plunged right in two pumps and he was all in. If he hadn't used his fingers on me earlier. I'd probably have shouted or screamed at the sudden stretch in that position with my legs together. Shocking to say the least.
After that it was all good and better. His hands moved around my chest and after pushing me bra up, he pinched my nipples a few times. Fun access to my girls with the depth of doggy. Add my fingers going to down on my clit and I was rocking O's in no time flat. The first one surprised him, and I had to push him back until it was ok for him toove again. He was only going for about another minute before I was already at number two. This time however, he pulled out and bent down. He spread me open as best he could and started licking me. With this angle his nose was pretty much in my butthole blowing and sucking air past it. Holy goodness was that amazing to feel mid O.
Him not having finished and me getting to the too sensitive part, I wanted him to finish quickly, so I slid my lower have off the couch and stayed like that. I begged him to get his and do whatever it took. I half expected anal, but he drove right back into growler town. I wasnt looking back, I was too busy enjoying myself and drooling all over his couch cushion, trying to focus and calm myself while he was holding my butcher's open so he could watch himself going deep into pound town.
I was done and praying that he was close to finishing. I was almost biting the cushions by the time he announced he was close. I almost held out in glee that it was over. I would have held on and endured longer until he was satisfied. I was just happy it happened sooner rather than later. Then I lost some of my joy when he wanted to cum in my mouth. Not because he wanted to, but because it required me to move when I wasnt ready to. So I spun, slid off the couch and ended up sitting on the floor. He stuck his dick in my face and I immediately started sucking the head while stroking the shaft. I sucked on him for a lot longer than I thought I was going to have to, but he ended up tightingnup and unloading on my tongue. I swallowed with each shot but I noticed he was leaning more and more over me.
I felt impending doom that he was doing to fall forward on top of my face. I didnt not want to die by being impaled in the throat by a big dick, so I stopped and moved over a bit with my hands on his stomach. He looked confused at first, but then we both had a good laugh about it. He did say he was getting weak in the legs and felt himself moving too, but he want soo lost he was going to fall.
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Shoot girl. I already woo'd you otherwise I would again... oh, F that, here's another #wooAbuse. #1859
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Rounding out the WOO Count to 1860.
Loved that you ended up with such great sex . Your write ups add to the enjoyment of reading about it."Growler town"..."Pound Town". Classic Shiela. ;D
BTW...So glad Allen didn't fall.on you. Want the adventure to continue. :emot_kiss:
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Breakfast and a show...Woo!
I dropped by Allan's house late in the evening when he said he was home, after an exhausting day with his family. I had been in door county all morning and after the long drive home, I just wanted to relax but not alone. So I went over to snuggle with his baby girl and watch whatever was on tv. He was watching some oldovie with rodney dangerfield I was focused on giving belly rubs and getting kisses from his dog. I did buy a couple bottles of ciders, and we were drinking in those and having mild chit chat about my day and the people I met.
Eventually his dog jumped down and I was feeling cold and lonely, so I went over to him and laid down with my legs over his lap. He rubbed my legs and did a half-assed foot massage. It was still working though.
I pulled my left leg back and puly.foot on his shoulder. He looked at me, and I said he looked hungry. We had a little laugh about it, and he grabbed both legs and lifted me a bit and we.both worked to pull my sweats and panties down. Got them to my knees, and he stopped. Bend down amd.slid his head between my legs and started licking and sucking on my clit. Both of his hands were roaming, but it felt.like an after thought. He was really focused on what he was down under, and it was fantastic. Eventually he added some fingers into the mix and I was so ready for him to give me that dick.
Keeping my pants around my legs, he pushed them to the side. I was going to flip over, but he told.me.to stay on my side. I enjoy the position quite a bit, so I was very happy to stay like that. So I brought my knees up closer to me so I was in a doggy style position while laying comfortably on my side. Who wouldnt love that position. He was quite hard when he dropped his pants, so it did that fun bounce while he got ready. He slid himself across me.a.couole.times getting himself nice and wet, and then plunged right in two pumps and he was all in. If he hadn't used his fingers on me earlier. I'd probably have shouted or screamed at the sudden stretch in that position with my legs together. Shocking to say the least.
After that it was all good and better. His hands moved around my chest and after pushing me bra up, he pinched my nipples a few times. Fun access to my girls with the depth of doggy. Add my fingers going to down on my clit and I was rocking O's in no time flat. The first one surprised him, and I had to push him back until it was ok for him toove again. He was only going for about another minute before I was already at number two. This time however, he pulled out and bent down. He spread me open as best he could and started licking me. With this angle his nose was pretty much in my butthole blowing and sucking air past it. Holy goodness was that amazing to feel mid O.
Him not having finished and me getting to the too sensitive part, I wanted him to finish quickly, so I slid my lower have off the couch and stayed like that. I begged him to get his and do whatever it took. I half expected anal, but he drove right back into growler town. I wasnt looking back, I was too busy enjoying myself and drooling all over his couch cushion, trying to focus and calm myself while he was holding my butcher's open so he could watch himself going deep into pound town.
I was done and praying that he was close to finishing. I was almost biting the cushions by the time he announced he was close. I almost held out in glee that it was over. I would have held on and endured longer until he was satisfied. I was just happy it happened sooner rather than later. Then I lost some of my joy when he wanted to cum in my mouth. Not because he wanted to, but because it required me to move when I wasnt ready to. So I spun, slid off the couch and ended up sitting on the floor. He stuck his dick in my face and I immediately started sucking the head while stroking the shaft. I sucked on him for a lot longer than I thought I was going to have to, but he ended up tightingnup and unloading on my tongue. I swallowed with each shot but I noticed he was leaning more and more over me.
I felt impending doom that he was doing to fall forward on top of my face. I didnt not want to die by being impaled in the throat by a big dick, so I stopped and moved over a bit with my hands on his stomach. He looked confused at first, but then we both had a good laugh about it. He did say he was getting weak in the legs and felt himself moving too, but he want soo lost he was going to fall.
Fun fun
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Well I slept in a little today. When I woke up, hard as usual, so I text the wife asking "wanna come get on me?". She came up a few minutes later. I'm laying there rubbing my cock. Tip already wet with precum. She takes her pants off and straddles me. I start rubbing my cock on her pussy and she's already wet. She slides down and takes it all the way in. Then starts riding me as I pull her shirt up and start playing with her tits and sucking her nipples. I tell her to slide up. While sticking my tongue in her I rub her tits with my left hand and stroke my cock with my other. Wanting to finish she slides back down taking my cock inside her and pulls her shirt over her head. I grab her by her ass pulling her tight against me rocking her back and forth. Both of us panting and moaning I cum in her as she's quivering with her orgasm.
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That's a WOO to you too Bittersweet. You can just smell the sex in the air on KB this morning . ;D
Keep up the fun you sexy people. Those old guys like me who are now on the sidelines enjoy the accounts. Keep on posting those stories. Brings back so many memories. ;D
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Woo for that love.
Maybe it's that comet. Making everybody a little more sexually charged!?!?
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wow we did barb and i laid each other. sooo FINE
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Woo for that love.
Maybe it's that comet. Making everybody a little more sexually charged!?!?
I'm basically always sexually charged 🤣
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WOOs to Shiela, Bittersweet and lickit100 for having some fun over the weekend. 8) 8)
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I came into the bedroom from the shower. Stated how it's been a little since she used a toy on me. Her legs were aching so she didn't wanna peg me, so I said she could suck me off while using a toy on my ass or use one while I fucked her. She preferred the latter. I gave her one of our biggest toys, a large shadow demon from wandering bard, and lube and a lube shooter. Her lying on her back I got on top of her with my head down at her feet. As I start working my cock between her lips she sticks the shooter in my ass filling me with lube. My cock now in her she starts pushing the lube toy in me. As I'm fucking her she starts to fuck me with this big toy. I actually told her to ease up a little. I slide my hands under her ass so I can push deeper in her. She starts going deeper and faster so I mimic her rhythm until she has me moaning and draining my cock deep in her.
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Woo for her. you get an attaboy
with 70 woos and 0 boos, you might want to keep that lube close by, friendly advice
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That evens out. I have Bittersweet a WOO for taking it like a good "girl". And an atta girl for his lady. He got the WOO for choosing the big toy. ;D
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That evens out. I have Bittersweet a WOO for taking it like a good "girl". And an atta girl for his lady. He got the WOO for choosing the big toy. ;D
🤣🤣 there's no orgasm like those kind. That thing is definitely pretty big. Even with a long session I don't think she ever buried it. Although if it was a little softer she probably could.
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Woo for her. you get an attaboy
with 70 woos and 0 boos, you might want to keep that lube close by, friendly advice
Yea Julie is salivating thinking about taking my booginity..
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I did and, as always, it was wonderful. :D
A Woo for your beautiful avatar and as a welcome to the board.
If you decide to say hi and maybe tell a little about yourself, then this is the spot- https://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=25.0 (https://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=25.0)
:D
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Woo for her. you get an attaboy
with 70 woos and 0 boos, you might want to keep that lube close by, friendly advice
Yea Julie is salivating thinking about taking my booginity..
Salivating??
Maybe that's a bit overstated.
Yes your woos are up there, but you're still a little fresh on the total post count. I might wait for you to beg for me to take it.
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We had to be quiet since the bedroom wall shares a wall with the room that M and A were sleeping in.
Dan sat in the armless desk chair with me straddling him, facing him.
"O" count: Jules 2, Dan 1
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We had to be quiet since the bedroom wall shares a wall with the room that M and A were sleeping in.
Dan sat in the armless desk chair with me straddling him, facing him.
"O" count: Jules 2, Dan 1
Watcher is taking bets on what the total "O" count for each will be, by the end of the vacation. ;D ;D
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We had to be quiet since the bedroom wall shares a wall with the room that M and A were sleeping in.
Dan sat in the armless desk chair with me straddling him, facing him.
"O" count: Jules 2, Dan 1
Watcher is taking bets on what the total "O" count for each will be, by the end of the vacation. ;D ;D
It's usually a 2-1 ratio. But, if it's in consecutive days, I might have 3 or 4 to his 1. He lasts longer.
IF, we continue for a round 2 for him during the same session, round 2 I will lose track. I have many mini O's after that first big one.
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He needed a ride home from the bar last night. He wasn't totally blitzed, but was getting worse by the minute. He kept touching and rubbing on me while I was driving. Not hating it but wasnt really loving it either, only because the roads aren't the best and him trying to finger me while I'm driving wasnt the safest of things, even with me wearing sweats.
Got him home and he kept going, so me being me I let him do as he wished. He nearly had my bottoms off before the front door was closed. Sweatpants around by knees, I leaned back against the wall while he got on his knees and started going down on me. his dog had met us at he door, but as soon as he started, he pushed her away, and then she took a couple sniffs and left us alone. I put my head back closes my eyes and savoured the feeling of his work. He may have been drinking, but he was definitely not fumbling around down there. As usual though I needed him inside me, needed that feeling, but I didnt want him to stop either so I begged him to keep going and to give me his fingers. I had to repeat myself a few times, before he slid two in. That's when I really started enjoying it.
I love being eaten out, but it always fails in comparison to being penetrated, and since I have no idea where I'd find a guy that flexible to lick and suck my clit while f@#$ing me, I'll happily take fingers or a toy.
Wasn't long before I was reaching the edge, but my legs would shake or buckle, and I'd moving causing him to move, which made me lose it. This wasn't working, and I really really wanted him inside me, so I suggested we move to the couch. He sat down and we both got his pants off only to see him flopping around mostly limp.
Oh hell no this isn't going to happen. I asked what he wanted, how he wanted it. I played with him and sucked on him for a while asking if he wanted something else. I could tell he was getting flustered by not getting up, so I just stopped talking and focused on sucking... nothing.
So i suggested he get one of his pills. He wasn too happy about it, but went and got them. He took it and and he said it was now the waiting game because it takes like 30 minutes before it could kick in.
My reply? I laid back on the couch, spread my legs and said "hope your jaw holds out." He friggin started this and I'm not about to let it stop there simply because hes got a drunk dick. I can play around with his face for a half hour. I was able to reach the finish line this time at least, but I still wanted him. Another problem was I could tell the alchohol was getting worse and he my.not be conscious in a half hour. We took a break, got some water, and I would play with myself while he stroked his semi hard dick.
After a few more minutes of playful banter and mutual masturbating, he was rock hard. I climbed into his lap and slid him all inside. He was so hard and so hot it was beyond words finally getting it. I just settled into his lap, making small circles with my hips, feeling hims swirl around in there. He tried to get me to bounce, but I just stayed as I was grinding on him. My clit rubbing against him while his dick massaged my growler. After waiting and playing like we were, this was gonna be a very quick ride for me. Second orgasm.
Ok, his turn, so I started bouncing on him lap, and kept going, and going, and soon my legs were burning from the workout and he till wasnt cumming. I asked if he wanted another position, and he said he wanted to lay down. Knowing it was probably a bad idea, I let him.lay back as he wanted and even though it wasnt much of a change, I was able to give my legs a little help by laying on top of him. Unfortunately he wasnt finishing, and I could tell he was starting to pass out from the booze. I switched between trying hard to make him cum, and slowing down to maybe just let him sleep. As soon as his moan turned into a half snore, I knew it was done... however, he was still rock friggin hard...
We were already having sex, so I have consent, so if I kept going would that be a bad thing? Would that be rape? "Yes, shiela it would technically be rape because he couldnt tell me to stop if he wanted to". Then I thought "to hell with it, if rolls were reverse, I'd let him finish" so I leaned back got every inch I could get out of him, and ground my hips on him like a machine until I was riding my third wave. Yes I did feel a bit guilty in hind sight, but he started it.
I was going to cover him up and let him sleep on the couch, but as I was messing with the blanket he woke up, and I said I'd help him to bed. We got to the bedroom and it's like he noticed his dick for the first time. He pulled me close, we kissed for a bit, and then he got very aggressive. I ended up on my belly, legs hanging off the edge of the bed, and he came in from behind. He immediately started going hard, and I thiugh oh god, here we go, hes gonna try and kill me with his dick again. I gripped blankets in fists getting ready for the punishment, but it was less than a minute and he was blowing his load. THANK GOD!! I honestly wouldnt be able to handle him if he went full beat mode like that and not be able to finish... that would have been hell.
He pretty much collapsed on the bed after that. I was able to get some underwear on him, because his dog sleeps in bed with him, and always undercovers. Got him in bed, and by the time I left his room, he still had a hardon. As far as I know, he's still hard...
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I didn't know you had access to pills. Your first mention, I believe.
Holy smokes. Take the day to recover.
#1872
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It was a while ago, and said he nearly wreck me with them. Glad he didn't throw them out like I had suggested.
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Wow!!! Quite a night.
First, WOO for picking Allen up and not letting him drive drunk.
Second, Medal of Valor for dealing with "drunk dick".
That was an account that wore.me out just reading it.
I loved.you worrying about rape as he fell asleep. It's a thin line, but sounds like Allen was OK with it when he woke again.
Third, Caring Award for slipping undies on him before you left. I'm sure the dog appreciated that. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Woo for her. you get an attaboy
with 70 woos and 0 boos, you might want to keep that lube close by, friendly advice
Yea Julie is salivating thinking about taking my booginity..
Salivating??
Maybe that's a bit overstated.
Yes your woos are up there, but you're still a little fresh on the total post count. I might wait for you to beg for me to take it.
I didn't have to beg.. 🤔
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Woo for Sheila
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Woo for her. you get an attaboy
with 70 woos and 0 boos, you might want to keep that lube close by, friendly advice
Yea Julie is salivating thinking about taking my booginity..
Salivating??
Maybe that's a bit overstated.
Yes your woos are up there, but you're still a little fresh on the total post count. I might wait for you to beg for me to take it.
I didn't have to beg.. 🤔
Nope, complete accident. I was trying to slip it in the other hole, I mean, I was trying to hit the other button. *boosHappen
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WOO to Shiela for the hot description of what Allan and her did last night. 8) 8)
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Today at 1:00
I was folding clothes in the bedroom. A was in her online class in the next room. Dan comes in and shuts the door. I tried stopping the attack but it proved unsuccessful. I can hear the teacher over the speaker talking about chemistry through the wall as my O hits. Dan followed soon after.
Come to think of it, he didn't even say thank you.
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Gotta love a good sneak attack!! Woo!
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WOO. my guess is you left him breathless after his O.
No doubt he didn't have enough air left to say thanks. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Today at 1:00
I was folding clothes in the bedroom. A was in her online class in the next room. Dan comes in and shuts the door. I tried stopping the attack but it proved unsuccessful. I can hear the teacher over the speaker talking about chemistry through the wall as my O hits. Dan followed soon after.
Come to think of it, he didn't even say thank you.
So, was it 3 or 4 Os to Dan's 1? 8)
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Today at 1:00
I was folding clothes in the bedroom. A was in her online class in the next room. Dan comes in and shuts the door. I tried stopping the attack but it proved unsuccessful. I can hear the teacher over the speaker talking about chemistry through the wall as my O hits. Dan followed soon after.
Come to think of it, he didn't even say thank you.
So, was it 3 or 4 Os to Dan's 1? 8)
Hahaha
1 to 1
From behind I just don't have as many.
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Today at 1:00
I was folding clothes in the bedroom. A was in her online class in the next room. Dan comes in and shuts the door. I tried stopping the attack but it proved unsuccessful. I can hear the teacher over the speaker talking about chemistry through the wall as my O hits. Dan followed soon after.
Come to think of it, he didn't even say thank you.
So, was it 3 or 4 Os to Dan's 1? 8)
Hahaha
1 to 1
From behind I just don't have as many.
Watcher jots that bit of useful information down. ;D ;D
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Not me. Been without since the 21st. Though I did give Dan a hand.
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Me either. The cough I have for over two months is putting a damper on my sex life, the little that it is. :facepalm:
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Maybe we need a sub-thread for all those who didn't get laid. Guess the board is showing it's age. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:
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Last night, as we were saying our good nights, I whispered in my wife's ear, "I'm going to fuck you tomorrow."
And that's exactly what happened. Nooner. Curled her toes really good. I think the toes have finally unclenched.
I prefer nooners because we actually have energy for some carnal activity. By the time bed time rolls around, we typically have no energy for anything else but sleeping.
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WOO on the nooner JBRG. Always good to have you drop in. I understand the lack of energy by bedtime. We're now beyond that stage and we drift off in our chairs during the day. So, have to admire you for the nooners. ;D
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I enjoy day sex much more too. Just so much more afterglow enjoyment being with him.
And sometimes we enjoy the rest of the day so much, we go to round two at bedtime.
Woo 210 JBRG
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I enjoy day sex much more too. Just so much more afterglow enjoyment being with him.
And sometimes we enjoy the rest of the day so much, we go to round two at bedtime.
Woo 210 JBRG
In the Keys, having sex during the beautiful sunrises and sunsets has to be beautiful. 8)
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We need to start a countdown clock for when Jules can get back "in action" again. With Shiela still sitting things out we need Jules back in action and posting about it.
Hope your coming along fine sweetie. Your stories are always a fun read. ;D :emot_kiss:
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I always check this thread first thing in the morning, to see if our little cheese head isn’t back.
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I enjoy day sex much more too. Just so much more afterglow enjoyment being with him.
And sometimes we enjoy the rest of the day so much, we go to round two at bedtime.
Woo 210 JBRG
I would love to be able to go to round two at bedtime. However, I was recently describing my recovery time as being four days.
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Due to my surgery, we have put sex off for the last three weeks. Yesterday, we went to the St Patrick's day fair in Ybor City, within the City of Tampa. It was described on the website as...
If you’ve never experienced St. Patricks Day with us, you’re in for a treat. Ybor city is the perfect setting for this slightly more raucous display of leprechauns and the saloon girls that love them!
It was a little crazy. A few bare boobs, and a dirty little leprechaun that had a sign saying, A peek at my cock for beads. I wondered if he was for real, and I happened to have some beads. After he flashed me, I laughed and held my hand over my mouth. He said in a very good Irish accent to Dan, "this little lassie needs a good fucking tonight." His leprechaun wife laughed as did a few bystanders. Slightly more raucous display?. I'll say.
We had a few drinks throughout the evening, myself more than Dan because he was driving. We got to the RV around 11pm. I went to the potty, and when I came out, Dan went in. I got fully undressed and laid under the top sheet. Dan came out and could see my bare upper shoulders. Reaching down he grabbed hold of the bed sheet and pulled it off me. He smiled at my nakedness.
"Spread your legs for me," he said. "Play with yourself. Get your pussy wet."
I did as he asked, using one finger, rubbing up and down between my lips.
Dan pulled the sheet free of the end of the bed. He tied one corner around an ankle, securing it tight. He then lifted the end of the mattress and wrapped the sheet under, bringing it out on the other side of the bed. He had to pull my free foot closer to the edge and tied the opposite corner of the sheet around that ankle. My legs were held open wide.
To the sides of each side of the beds are drawers. He pulled out spare pillow cases and secured my wrists to the drawers through the handles. I was secured to the bed, in an almost spread eagle position. Dan the opened the toy drawer, which is actually the drawer my left arm was secured to, and began pulling out different sex toys.
He slowly inserted my smallest dildo into my butt. He applied the nipple suction vacuum to each of my nipples, give them a half twist every couple of minutes. He got out shaving cream and a razor and groomed me to a patch of two inch wide by 4 inch landing strip. Then he applied the third vacuum to my clitoris. I came within a minute. He slowly turned the knob, pulling my clitoris further up into the clear tube. It looked grotesque. My nipples continued receiving twists from the vacuum tube to the point they appeared two inches long. . They also looked grotesque.
Dan turned on the vibration to the dildo in my bum and my body seemed like it was being fed a steady flow of electricity.
"Are you okay?" He asked for the 10th time.
"Yes, don't stop," was my response. "Just play with all of me."
His finger flicked the tube containing my clitoris. I screamed. He did it a few more times, while also grabbing ahold of it and giving light tugs to it. Then he started doing the same to my nipples.
"My clit, keep doing it to my clitoris, softly."
Dan began tapping on the tube, giving it a little more suction, pulling it further in.
Tap, tap, tap
I screamed as I came.
When I recovered, I told him to take it off and stroke me. He did. Then I asked him to suck me. My clitoris still protruded out about an inch. He took it between his lips and gently sucked on it, flicking with his tongue. It felt wonderful but I was far from reaching another O.
"Fuck me," I begged.
He untied my ankles and lifted my legs back. I thought he was going to take the vibrating dildo from my bum, but he didn't. With my knees folded back, almost touching my breasts, he entered me. I haven't been double penetrated in years. My god was it amazing, especially when he'd bump the end of the dildo on an inward thrust. I almost passed out during my next two O's.
When it was his turn, he warned me.
"On my boobs," I said.
Dan quickly pulled out and gently let my legs down. He kneeled next to me on the bed and stroked himself. It wasn't long before he ejaculated on my boobs.
"Take them off," I said, referring to the vacuums still on my nipples. As he did, blood flowed into them giving me the feeling of electricity flowing through them.
"Rub them, massage them with your cum."
He dipped his fingers in his cum and began massaging each nipple softly. With slippery firmness he stroked and rolled my nipples between his fingers. It hurt, but it was a good hurt.
"The dildo," I panted. "Put it on my clit. He reached down and pulled it out of my bum and laid it against my clit.
The next O, I think I actually blacked out for about 15 seconds.
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Who needs ANY of the fictional stories when we have these wonderful real life stories on KB, especially from MJ.
Wooooooooo, a thousand times woooooooo.
Can't abuse the woo button too much in case I get RSI and can't :aol_poundit:
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Lawdy!!! What a read. Way to get back into the swing of things. Who needs leprechauns when you have someone as inventive as Dan.
WOO naturally. Thanks for sharing. Even tho' I'm out of action this account had me panting. ;D :emot_kiss:
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I havent had sex in a about three weeks, and then I read this... sweet f@#$ing god!!!
I took this to the bathroom at work and just got done masturbating to it!
So yay, Woo!
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Woo to Jules. I cannot possibly compete with that.
I simply told Mrs JBRG that I wanted some skin-to-skin intimacy. So, while wearing my tight work out shorts, I came to her when she got out of the shower, turned her around so that she was facing me and began a bare chest to chest hug. I kissed her neck then said the shorts were going to stay on. It wasn't long before I was as hard as the concrete our house is made of. But, my intentions were to simply get some intimate contact. In short amount of time, she started pulling on my hips to maximize the contact of my groin to hers. When she slipped her hands into the back of my attire, I whispered into her ear, "Take them off". Once I was totally naked, we crawled onto the bed and it wasn't long until penetration began. Because of her age and hormonal changes, there hasn't been any "balls deep" on the first plunge in years. So it took a while until I was deep. Once all the way in, she grabbed my hips and just ground into me. She was using me as a fuck toy and I was more than OK with that. I wasn't expecting to get laid. When the time came (it took a while to get there) her orgasm was so strong that it triggered mine. I think she came twice - a short appetizer followed by a very fulfilling main course.
So, that was yesterday's nooner.
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WOO! Jules left a tremendous account, granted. I wish I could grant you and the Mrs. extra WOOs. I know from experience how rare and hard it can be for for those of a certain age to achieve intercourse to completion.
Thanks for an interesting and factual post.
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Thanks for kind words and woos.
Dan was scolded a bit for the shaping down yonder - not so much for doing it, but for doing a poor job on it.
I fixed things up.
He asked to watch and I thought I’d make a game out of it. As I was doing it and he was watching, I kept making little comments about how turned on I was getting doing it. He was buying it hook line and sinker. I said , “God, this is making me so hot, I might have to masturbate.” He was breathless and wide eyed. I said, “Do you mind? I just have to.”
“Play with your pussy Jules. This is so hot.” I couldn’t take it anymore.
I said, “Men are so simple.” Then stood up, went in the bathroom and cleaned up and got dressed.
He was so pissed. Hahaha.
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Ahhh, the Sheriff knows when to tease.
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Woo to Jules. That's funny.
Mind you, if Mrs JBRG did something similar, I would be absolutely pissed off for the tease.
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Sure as hell not me!!
I wanted to, I was supposed to, but then we got into a god damned argument, and I went home. Was too angry to even get out my shower buddy!
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Sure as hell not me!!
I wanted to, I was supposed to, but then we got into a god damned argument, and I went home. Was too angry to even get out my shower buddy!
I see the problem -- you're supposed to do it BEFORE the fight ;D
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Sure as hell not me!!
I wanted to, I was supposed to, but then we got into a god damned argument, and I went home. Was too angry to even get out my shower buddy!
Sincerely hope the make up sex is off the scale (and waiting to hear about it) :emot_kiss:
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Sure as hell not me!!
I wanted to, I was supposed to, but then we got into a god damned argument, and I went home. Was too angry to even get out my shower buddy!
Really hard to stay mad after an orgasm. Not impossible, but hard :) Showerbuddy needs a second chance :)
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My friend Barb did (no, not MissBarb), my real life friend.
We facetimed when Dan went to the campground gym. She said she hasn't had so many orgasms in one night before, ever.
Her neighborhood had lost power and her new friend came over to get her to come to his house. She refused, saying she wasn't ready for sleepovers. They had yet to have sex.
She started a fire and hung up some sheets in the doorways to the family rooe, thus keeping the heat somewhat contained to that room. He helped her move a mattress down from the bedroom.
As she's making the bed, she was thinking how romantic it was with the fire. She excused herself and went back upstairs, and returned in her lingerie. And...well...
Thats' all the detail I got too.
Their first time having sex together. He really wowed her.
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Well she's not a member here so I can't WOO her. So I WOOed you instead... just because I can. ;D :emot_kiss:
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We are morning people - so last night is more AM night than PM night. We're both part of the over the hill gang, but we still do it at least 2x weekly and 4x is not that unusual. Like most over the hillers we use toys for part of the fun. We were doing it the other day with her on top and she took a rabbit (~8") and slipped it down between my pelvic bone and her clit and it worked like magic. She hasn't had a longer or stronger O in weeks. Looks to be a favored activity for the near future. OH - and her getting off brought me right along.
Speaking of activity - curious about what the guys use for ED. I'm a tadalafil (Cialis) proponent. Long acting - have had it help as long as 48 hours after taking it and no headache. What do you guys use and why.
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We are staying in a campground just off I-75 in Kentucky, about an hour south of the Ohio line.
Because we were driving most of the day, after eating leftovers from the night before, we went for a walk. Along our walk, we passed by a pop up camper that caught my attention. I have very good hearing and I thought I heard a moan. Holding Dan's hand, I stopped and told him to be quiet. Sure enough, there was some more sexual sounds. We stood and listened for a bit, looking around so we didn't get caught. We heard her reach the finish line, but not him.
I didn't get laid last night, but the couple in site 372 did.
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Love it. Love you.
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Nothing in the rules about posting second hand sex. :emot_laughing:
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We are staying in a campground just off I-75 in Kentucky, about an hour south of the Ohio line.
Because we were driving most of the day, after eating leftovers from the night before, we went for a walk. Along our walk, we passed by a pop up camper that caught my attention. I have very good hearing and I thought I heard a moan. Holding Dan's hand, I stopped and told him to be quiet. Sure enough, there was some more sexual sounds. We stood and listened for a bit, looking around so we didn't get caught. We heard her reach the finish line, but not him.
I didn't get laid last night, but the couple in site 372 did.
A woo for the couple in site 372 and MJ by proxy.
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...im getting laid tonight.
I put on clean sheets. Going to get them dirty and sleep in until noon.
We made an absolute mess of the fresh sheets. I just took them off and put them in the wash. They were not even on for 18 hours.
Dan was a stud. 3 times for him. He has only managed that one other time.
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Been waiting for this post. Way to go Jules. No doubt your talents had much to do with Dan hitting the mark three times. ;D :emot_kiss:
Oh, and WOO.
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Dan woke up 'frisky'. I wasn't in the mood. He seemed offended. I was in the shower and he decided to join me (I was okay with this, buy I was not giving up the direct spray of the shower head). I used my very soapy hands on him to get him to happy land. For that he rewarded me with a very good breakfast.
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Yay for getting back to fun on familiar stomping grounds.
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Speaking of activity - curious about what the guys use for ED. I'm a tadalafil (Cialis) proponent. Long acting - have had it help as long as 48 hours after taking it and no headache. What do you guys use and why.
What's ED? I joke with the Mrs about getting some Viagra or similar product and she just looks at me with the why do you want to waste money look. I don't need it, yet.
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Finally.
Allan had left on a trip and was gone for little over a week, then my dad got sick and in the hospital, and then Allan made a few comments that didn't go over well with me, and there was some arguing, then ghosting, and then more arguing, and then I thought we were all but done when he left again on another trip. He came back Friday said asked if I was free to come over.
See what ruined my day. We had a long talk and ordered a pizza. Had a few drinks, but by the end of the night we were laughing and having a really good time. It got really late, and he looked exhausted. Gave him a kiss and said I'd be back Saturday evening, we can talk more if he wanted to.
I got there about 5:15, and I'd say I was naked and giving him a blowjob by 5:30. It wasnt a hungry I need this now type, but slow and deliberate. Lots of kissing and licking, and some sucking on his boys. I then made another attempt at a boobjob, just for his viewing pleasure. I dont think it went so well even though he said it was hot. I'm thinking he liked the view more than the feel, either way he seemed to like it. I went back to sucking and this time I put a little more into it using both hands, one on the shaft, one working his balls, and my mouth focusing on the head.
The sounds he was making made me want to keep going until he finished, but it's been almost a month, and I needed it. When I stopped, he smiled and told me had almost burst. I laughed and gave him a few more licks under the head before standing up and turning around.
I've ridden him and others on a sofa before, and i've done reverse cowgirl as well, but never standing, so I wanted to try it out. So starling his legs, and holding onto his knees, I started bouncing on him. Even thought if felt pretty good, it. Is. A. Workout. My legs were burning in no time at all. I would have stopped sooner, but he was playing with my ass so I just kept going.
It soon became more uncomfortable than pleasurable, I had to stop, and he was ready to take over. I bent over on the sofa, and he took me from behind. It wasnt a mad dash to pound town, but he took his time. It was the perfect match of rythm and speed, and to make things better he was back to pushing on my backdoor with his thumb. Just enough pressure to make me think it's going in, but not enough to actually do it. I was loving it.
I ended rubbing my clit while he kept going, and it wasn't long before my orgasm hit. As soon as it started he went all in and started grinding his hips. A few moments passed, and I started to settle, and that's when he he decided to go hard and heavy until he finished, and holy crap did he ever. It was a ridiculous how many times he shot. It seemed an unusually large amount he let go. He ended up finishing on my butt and back, and if I hadn't gotten up like a I did, it most likely would have hit my hair.
He helped clean me up, and then we sat and talked about how great it was and how much we both needed it. Here's hoping it isnt another month before we go again.
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WOO #1915
Oh to be a fly on the newll
So happy for you both.
Best wishes for your dad too.
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I've ridden him and others on a sofa before, and i've done reverse cowgirl as well, but never standing, so I wanted to try it out. So starling his legs, and holding onto his knees, I started bouncing on him. Even thought if felt pretty good, it. Is. A. Workout. My legs were burning in no time at all. I would have stopped sooner, but he was playing with my ass so I just kept going.
It soon became more uncomfortable than pleasurable, I had to stop, and he was ready to take over.
It is a workout. Thighs on fire, front and back.
9 times out of 10, I end up turning around and straddling him face to face. One of my favorite positions with Dan. I set the pace and it feels amazing.
I can't abuse the woo button again on you. But maybe me saying I love you will suffice for this beautiful post.
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It is a workout. Thighs on fire, front and back.
9 times out of 10, I end up turning around and straddling him face to face. One of my favorite positions with Dan. I set the pace and it feels amazing.
I can't abuse the woo button again on you. But maybe me saying I love you will suffice for this beautiful post.
I was still feeling it this morning. I work my legs a lot when I go to the gym to keep them strong, but this was an endurance test that I failed miserably.
I Love you back!
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Well, this was not last night, but it was a few days ago. And instead of plain PIV fucking, it was more hand-in-vagina. And I almost made it to the wrist.
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Her orgasm started, setting me off. When I started to cum in her, her gears shifted and it felt like she was trying to rip my dick off. And her cum went on for a while. I had gotten soft and she was still bucking and grinding on me, not wanting to let go of me.
Thankfully, despite the abuse taken by my dick, I woke up with morning wood this AM, confirming that there was no permanent damage.
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Thankfully, despite the abuse taken by my dick, I woke up with morning wood this AM, confirming that there was no permanent damage.
Woo #215 JBRG
So happy JBRGjr will live to please her another day.
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I was in my bedroom reading in my chair and Dan came in from the family room. I told him to lock the door. That is usually a signal that it's playtime. He locked the door and I used my index finger to persuade him over to me.
I sat forward in the chair and started undoing his belt. i unbuckled his jeans and slid them down to mid thigh. I did the same with his undies. He was starting to harden.
I hadn't had him in my mouth since my surgery.
I kissed the tip of his head, then licked it. He flinched in my hand. I took the head in my mouth and hummed around it. He put his hands to my head and held me gently.
The blanket I had around me fell from my shoulder revealing the black lingerie I had on. Seeing this he replied, "I'm sorry I kept you waiting."
I didn't answer and took all of him in my mouth and massaged the underside of his erection with my tnngue. I began rocking back and forth on him. The underside of his head touching my lips and I would rock forward until he reached the back of my mouth. I fondled his balls.
I continued doing this for a minute, then released him. I looked up at him as I slid the straps of my teddy off my shoulders and lowered it, revealing my breasts.
"When you cum on my face, hold my hair back," I told him.
I took him back in my mouth and worked him in and out of my mouth. He was telling me how wonderful it felt. All at once, he gathered my hair and held it at the back of my head, he took a tiny step back, exiting from my mouth. I was expecting it and closed my eyes, but it didn't come.
"Stroke it," he said.
I wrapped my hand around his warm and saliva wet erection and caressid the length, letting it slide through my hand.
"Okay babe," he warned me. I closed my eyes and leaned to within an inch, aiming it my cheek.
He grunted and I felt the warm fluid hit my cheek. I quickly aimed it at the other cheek and I felt more. I leaned forward, holding the head to my closed lips and the cum ran along the closed opening along both sides.
I opened my mouth and took him in. I bobbed on it for a moment to catch the last of him.
I leaned back and looked up at Dan. I could feel it running down my cheek. Using my index finger, I squeegeed it to my mouth, both sides of my cheek, licking it all up, licking my finger clean.
Dan retreated to the bathroom and got me a wet cloth. The water had been cold and I wiped my face clean, the took his deflating penis and washed it.
Taking the washcloth from my hand, he tossed it on the nightstand and helped me up. He got on his knees and lowered my underwear. The teddy still bunched around my midsection. His face went to my sex. I tried spreading my legs but it wasn't enough access.
I suggested we get on the bed.
"Sit in the chair," he countered. Oh my, I always think this is too vulgar. But I sat. "I'm going to devour your pussy." Dirty talk, ooh
Dan lifted my legs over the arms of the chairs and pulled my bum to the edge. A leg slipped off. He grabbed under both my knees and pushed my legs back. So vulgar, but I forgot about that the moment his tongue touched me. He told me to hold my legs back so that he could use his hands. He held me open and licked at my folds, alternating between tenderly and roughly. Two fingers entered me as he licked my clitoris. "Tell me when you're close". A minute later I told him. His finger exited and he put one to my bum hole. He worked it in slowly. When he was fully in me, he concentrated on my clitoris. I came hard. Fighting to keep quiet with the two kids in the house.
15 minutes and two more O's later, I shed the teddy and we crawled into bed.
His body cuddled in tight against my backside, his strong arm around me, holding my breast, toying with my nipple, breathing softly in my ear, whispering that he loves me. This is my favorite place in the whole world.
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In my mind I'm dumping a bucket of WOOs on you. WTF! I only get one for that graphic yet tender account between you and Dan. So sweet. :emot_kiss:
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Whether was shit, but I was so excited to get to his house last night. He said he would come to my place, but it's a bit of a mess... I am a bit of a slob at times. Plus he has that magic chair. Got there had a few drinks, and some conversation and I told him I wanted to watch this Netflix show with him. Challenge was he had to watch it naked and not get an erection.
He rolled his eyes but stripped and got comfy. It too a big of time and a toy filled with peanut butter to get his dog to stay on her bed. I fully clothed sat down next to him, and we started the show. I'll be honest and paid very little attention to what was going on, because I was completely fixated on watching his dick move and... twitch... I guess I could say. It would start to chubb, and then relax. I started thinking he was taking this challenge serious.
I wasnt expecting to get turned on by this whole thing as much as I was. I thought it would be a good laugh and then good sex after, but the more I watched his dick move and grow and shrink and start to grow again, the hotter I got for him. I was squirming in my seat, my panties were soaked, my breathing was heavy, if I hadn't been wearing a bra, I'd have been poking through my shirt, and I just wanted him to fail so we could get to the good stuff. Well he noticed.
I looked up at his face, and he was watching me with this cocky little smirk on his arrogant handsome face. His smug little look pissed me off and made me crave him more at the same damn time. More importantly though his dick started standing up. Flattering in an odd way that after what we were watching he got hard by watching me. By this point I was conflicted on what I wanted more. My mouth in him or his on me.
I said "we need to 69" not something we usually do like ever, but I wanted his dick in my mouth, while "shutting him up", he wasnt saying anything, but that look on his face irritated me, and I figured shoving his face into my growler would somehow change his stance... teach him not to be so arrogant... look i was fucking horny as all hell and my brain wasn't being all logical and shit so dont judge my thought process or lack there of.
I did that awkward "lean back against the couch lift my ass so I could take my pants off" maneuver telling him I wanted to give and get oral but can't choose what I wanted more. As I tried to pull my feet free of my pants he stood and said he'll decide since he technically won the challenge... what?
Um you have an erection, you lose!!
Not from the show, outside interference.
He grabbed my pants from around my ankles, tugged, and nearly pulling me off the couch. I was laying the my ass almost hanging off the edge while he tossed them to the side, and got down on his knees spreading my legs apart. His mouth felt extra hot, and he was working that tongue like he was hangry. It was alive on me. He was moving it like he was writing a novel in cursive. Going from my clit wiggling back and forth down to my vag where he would slide it in and out as deep as he could go with it and then back up to my clit. It was like he was conducting an orchestra with his tongue and it was playing ALL the right notes. I had my feet on his back which always feels amazing as his body heat seems to warm everything up more, and my fingers in his hair. He has stubble on his cheeks that tickled and poked at the same time, but his mouth felt better than I had anticipated.
Clearly the smell of sex reached his dogs nose, and she was starting to walk around the room. Allan stopped and started to get up to put her in the spare bedroom were she has a bed food and water. Before he could say much or do anything I grabbed his head and pulled him on top of me and kissed him as deep as I could. His face was soaked, and I could taste and smell myself on him. His dick was rock hard and sandwiched between us. I wanted him to keep going, I wanted to return the favor, I wanted it all.
He pulled away breathing extra heavy and said he needed to get her in the room and he'd come back and finish. I got a little more comfortable on the couch, and started rubbing myself while he went to take care of things, but as he came back I watched his hard dick bouncing around, I didn't want anything but for him to fuck me. He got between my legs and leaned down for another kiss, I grabbed his dick and said I wanted it between kisses.
He grabbed behind my knees, lifted my legs. I still had my hand on him or at least my fingers when he brought himself close and I guided him inside. That sweet pressure and stretch from him sliding into me was absolute heaven. I made a noise that he chuckled at, because it sounded like "a cute whimpering moan".
He was leaning back holding my legs and thrusting while I arched him and rubbed my button. It wasn't long before I had my orgasm and ended up making a small mess of his couch. Whenever I'm done riding my waves and I open my eyes, I love seeing him smiling and watching me. He let my legs go and leaned down and kissed me. He awkwardly wrapped me in a hug and lifted. I helped him up and we changed positions so I was sitting in his lap wr almost made it with him staying inside me but he popped out when he went to ait back and my leg was in an odd spot. I almost suggested to move to his chair, but I was way to comfy once I settled back into his lap.
It was out normal routine from this point forward with me switching between bouncing and grinding. I was getting close to my next orgasm when he said he was getting ready to pop. I picked up the pace until I felt him let loose. I sat all the way down on him and felt evey bit of it while watching him. He grabbed my ass really hard and leaned his head back. He was doing these tiny little thrusts while he filled me up with that sweet heat. The only thing that would have made it better is if I had a second orgasm during, but it was so wonderful just as it was.
I got off of him leaving a messy trail on his lap and couch. He went to go get some towels while I cleaned myself with some Kleenex he had nearby. He cleaned the best he could and we decided to climb in the shower. I made sure to tell him that with each step I took more of him was sliding out of me and down my legs. I was trying to get him to play around a bit more, because I was really close to that second orgasm, but we both needed to get up early for work and he was looking quite tired.
We did however have some more fun in the morning.
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Sigh. I probably shouldn't read this thread in the middle of the grocery store :facepalm:
On the other hand, if I'm ever stranded on a boat and need an oar :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Double sorry :facepalm:
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He was moving it like he was writing a novel in cursive.
I think that technique for cunnilingus was made famous by a book called the Joy of Sex in the 1970s. Showing my age here. But that was a very popular thing to do back in the day. Spelling the alphabet in cursive on her pussy with your tongue.
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I've had guys tell me that they write out their names before. One guy said he read it in a men's magazine. Probably referencing your book. Either way I was quite grateful for it.
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You and Jules posting hot stories on the same day. How much can one old man be expected to take.
Such a graphic account. Naturally I gave you a WOO. :emot_kiss:
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I've had guys tell me that they write out their names before. One guy said he read it in a men's magazine. Probably referencing your book. Either way I was quite grateful for it.
I just told Dan this, like it would be some huge discovery for him. He says,, " I was writing war and Peace while I licked you last night. "
Who knew this was a thing. #whatI learnedToday
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"War and Peace"... WOW!
Guys have been passing this on for ages. I first heard about doing the alphabet back in the 1960s when I was in the Army. Yeah, we had a lot of dead time.of just sitting around. :emot_laughing:
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"War and Peace"... WOW!
Guys have been passing this on for ages. I first heard about doing the alphabet back in the 1960s when I was in the Army. Yeah, we had a lot of dead time.of just sitting around. :emot_laughing:
Wow as well. Never heard of this; I will report back on how Mrs Obi reacts to this technique.
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I began to believe this was a common thing men did. I guessed some guys just didn't use it because they had their own technique.
I'll be at Allan's tonight and this time I'm going to ask him dictate what I'm saying and I'm just going to talk as filthy as I can to him.
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I began to believe this was a common thing men did. I guessed some guys just didn't use it because they had their own technique.
I don’t think I’ve done the alphabet thing since college.
I kind of have a three step process. The first one is what I called the teasing phase. Lick, kiss, and stroke everything except her clitoris. The anticipation will kill her.
Next, is the escalation phase. I like to peel that hood back and make the clit stand out like a little berry. And then it gets the butterfly kisses, the long strokes with the tongue, and finally the finger.
The resolution phase is me just shaking the shit out of her clit with my finger. My hand is a blur. I am rubbing her g-spot with the other hand, and I’m talking .*really* nasty. “Look how hard your nipples are. My little slut loves to have her clit rubbed hard. You’re going to cum for daddy. I know it.”
Batteries not included. Individual results may vary. :emot_laughing:
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We tried watching that show again, but this time we kept.our clothes on so I could actually pay attention to it. We made it through 2 and half episodes. We agreed on two before switching to Shadow and Bones but we started playing a little game.
I wanted a cup of coffee, so he agreed to get it for me if I played with him for a bit. Some kissing and a little rubbing through his shorts. Then he brought it back knowing I cant do black coffee so I had to "pay" him to get me some creamer. That cost me some licks and kisses on his chest and shoulders so off came the shirt.
So we started watching shadow and bones, but we started it over at season one because it was a while since we watched it and needed a refresher before starting the new season. And then I wanted an snack, that cost me some kisses below the waist, the licks were a tip for prompt service, and I had my chips.
Half way into the first episode, he sarcastically slapped his head and said he forgot his own coffee. Of course he was will to "pay" me to go get it for him. Off comes my shirt, and he gave me a bunch of kisses and licks on my neck and chest. He got his coffee.
We kept trading little sex acts for favors until we were full into it and I was riding him. It wasn't heavy and hard like the other night, but slow with some talking and laughing. It was better in it's own way.
The one thing that really got me was he finished first, and then used that toy he bought and went down on me to get me to cloud nine. He had himself a cream pie, and I kissed him hard after it was all said and done. What a dirty boy!
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Sounds like a fun night Shiela. You've described a lot of wild times that took you to "pound city". Kinda nice to hear about fun games leading to an easy relaxing sexy ride.
If course I WOOED. ;D :emot_kiss:
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We kept trading little sex acts for favors until we were full into it and I was riding him. It wasn't heavy and hard like the other night, but slow with some talking and laughing. It was better in it's own way.
You beautiful thing. SO sexy and fun. Hoe nice.
I loved reading the "Slow with some talking and laughing". We had an episode on our way to Florida in December and I got the giggles. Turned into full on laughing. Had something to do with the RV rocking.
Woo 2014!
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Was so happy that everything went well with my family, I rewarded Allan with some road head on the way back to my place. It was more like a handjob with me sucking on the head. On the rare occasion when I do this, I just play around and do enough to keep him revved up until we get back to one of our places. I wasnt really in the mood for sex, but I wanted him to enjoy himself. It took longer than I had hoped and my ribs were starting to hurt when he came in my mouth.
When we got to my place he was going to follow me inside to return the favor, but I told him I wasn't up for it, maybe another night. He never hesitates to give me a deep kiss after I go down on him.
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Was so happy that everything went well with my family
So happy you were so happy.
#2032
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Sorry, I already used your WOO for today. Someday I'll find a way around that damn bot. >:(
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Was so happy that everything went well with my family, I rewarded Allan with some road head on the way back to my place. It was more like a handjob with me sucking on the head. On the rare occasion when I do this, I just play around and do enough to keep him revved up until we get back to one of our places. I wasnt really in the mood for sex, but I wanted him to enjoy himself. It took longer than I had hoped and my ribs were starting to hurt when he came in my mouth.
When we got to my place he was going to follow me inside to return the favor, but I told him I wasn't up for it, maybe another night. He never hesitates to give me a deep kiss after I go down on him.
And a woo from me as well. Never received road head myself but Mrs Obi has been the grateful recipient of some road fingering. ;D
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I flogged the dolphin twice. That’s “getting laid” in my world right now.
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I did.
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I did.
Woo! :emot_kiss:
Me too!
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Nope. We're overdue though.
Maybe tonight?
But M wanted Mexican, so maybe not tonight.
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I asked Allan if he wasnt to go to the movies to see Renfield. The new nicholas cage movie. Heard it was quite funny so I figured he would enjoy it. He declined as he was having a game night with some of his marine buddies.
I grabbed my keys and stopped at the store for some drinks and snacks and headed over to his place. I walked in, and he was in his magic chair playing his call of duty game. He can talk to his friends through his headphones and he told them I showed up. He thanked me for the snacks and stuff, and then I just sat on the sofa watching him okay while snuggling up with Remi.
After a few games, his marine buddies were asking him to ask me questions, and they were starting to male jokes about him dating a soldier. I can't hear what they are saying but I can tell by what he's replying with. I got up sat on the floor next to him and put my head close by his to try and hear what they're saying. I couldn't, but I wasnt gonna let this slide and the only thing I could think of to get them to shut up was give him a BJ.
He was wearing gym shorts, so access was extremely easy as I went up through the leg. I fondled him for a bit, and he laughed and kept talking with his buddies. I stopped when the next round on his game started, but I took this opportunity to strip down to my skin. He kept watching me, which led him to dying in the game. I got down between his legs and reached up through his shorts again and by this time he was rock hard. A few more seconds of playing with him, before we got his shorts off. I sucked on him for a while, smiling around his dick as he tried not to groan into his headset.
When the match ended, I climbed into his lap and slid down on him. He dropped his controller and was about to take off his headset, but I stopped him from reaching it and leaned into him. I made sure my mouth was right next to the microphone and I started breathing heavy and moaning. I started talking dirty and saying how good he felt. "I love how you stretch my pussy" "you make me so fucking wet". "Your dick is amazing inside me" and then just more moaning.
It was only a few minutes, but I was grinding really heavy against him and it was working magic against my clit. I had an orgasm with his microphone practically inside my mouth, and I let them all know I "cumming all over your dick"
I stopped moving, because I couldn't for a bit, and I realized the next match had started and ended because they had all died in game. It was in between matches when I told him I wanted him to fuck me from behind. I got on my hands and knees next to his chair, but took his headphones off and put it on the floor in front of me. He got the point and he went hard from the get go.
The sex was good, but knowing that people were listening, hearing every filthy thing saw saying was such a massive turn on. I wanted him to go harder and be merciless. I wanted it as rough as felt comfortable with. I begged him to "pull my hair and keep fucking me hard." He didnt hesitate to grip my hair in a fist making sure he had a large amount in his had. He didn't pull hard, but enough to make my head tingle with the right sensation. It really sucks when a guy isnt used to it, and he doesnt grab a good amount and it just hurts.
He let go after a few seconds though and gripped my hips when he came. I made sure to announce how good it felt feeling hims cumming inside me, and how hes filling me up. Basically every single porn script ever written was coming out of my mouth. He pulled out and spent some time kissing me on my back and then he got up with a final slap on my butt hard enough for me to yelp in earnest, he climbed back into his chair.
I got up and stretched my legs real quick, grabbed his headset and before handing it to him, I said into the mic "talk shit to my man now. HOOAH, assholes."
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Well s**t, I already WOOED your joke. This is worth like 20 WOOs...from everyone on KB. Good Lord Shiela!!! You knocked everyone dead in the game. By the end I can see a bunch of Marines laid out flat on their floor's too stunned to move. There's no doubt you showed 'em Troop. GO ARMY!!!
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HOOAH indeed! ABUSING KARMA (and myself). THAT WAS FUCKING HOT!
How did it feel knowing every single one of his friends were masturbating to you at the same time?
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HOOAH indeed! ABUSING KARMA (and myself). THAT WAS FUCKING HOT!
How did it feel knowing every single one of his friends were masturbating to you at the same time?
I'd be lying if I said I didnt think about it or want to ask them while he was taking me from behind. Half a dozen guys jerking off to me getting ravaged by my man, wishing they could see it. Wanting to touch me. Or take his place. Even the guys who were married. Unbelievable how sexy it made me feel.
When he started playing again, he wouldn't tell me everything they were saying, and he laughed a few times, but he did say that I'm welcome to participate in their game night anytime.
A few times he said "I ain't telling her that" and a couple "fuck you" because they were saying he was quick, made me think they were trying for another round, and that they were insanely jealous. Thinking about it all again is making me hot all over.
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Thinking about it all again is making me hot all over.
Me too. ❤️❤️❤️
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I can't stop rereading it. Don't remember anything hotter in a long time, of ever.
Shiela already has my vote for POY, again.
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A googol of woos (which would definitely give me RSI). :emot_kiss:
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I got up and stretched my legs real quick, grabbed his headset and before handing it to him, I said into the mic "talk shit to my man now. HOOAH, assholes."
Wow, that new GrowlerBox gaming system sounds amazing :o ;D
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Oh, that was special
I loved how they all died, because they weren't paying attention to the game. hahaha
I loved the slap on the ass and yelp at the end. Woo 2047 for that.
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This has to go in the KB Hall of Fay.
Wait...why don't we have a Hall of Fame. :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead:
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This has to go in the KB Hall of Fay.
Wait...why don't we have a Hall of Fame. :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead:
https://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=68164.msg567651#msg567651
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I am very disappointed because after I told Allan how much I loved the other night, so much so I keep thinking about it, especially I'm the shower with my shower buddy at hand, he says we shouldn't do that again.
His buddy's have asked him to send them a pic of me, which he of course denied. He said they were joking, but you never know. As he explained it the me, the main reason he says we can't, is because between games, they are in a virtual lobby or something and when that happens, everybody involved in the game could hear us, not just the guys on his team. In other words several random people of all ages could have heard us. He has gotten several friend requests as well, but he said he declined them.
If the wrong people hear it or somebody tells the wrong person he could get his account banned or something. I dont know all that much about it, but I was like ok, no more games, more us time. However he uses these games as a form of therapy for his PTSD, and I'm not gonna ruin that for him.
I'm still going to f@#$ him when he plays, but we'll mute the headset.
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Guess that's another Internet lesson learned. I don't do any gaming so it's all new to me. Was great fun in the moment but knowing other uninvited ppl are listening is a big no. Same with sending pictures. I take it Allen doesn't know about your KB activity. Be careful, that may be how we lost KitKat
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I don't know what it's like these days, but when I played lots of online games on console about ten years ago, EVERYBODY had a mic.
Friends that wanted to play together would typically form a "party," so they'd always be on the same team together. Depending on the game, often there was "party chat," which would allow the group to communicate only with each other and nobody else could listen in.
So maybe have Allan look into party chat, then you wouldn't have to worry about giving strangers an ear full 😇
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I am very disappointed because after I told Allan how much I loved the other night, so much so I keep thinking about it, especially I'm the shower with my shower buddy at hand, he says we shouldn't do that again.
His buddy's have asked him to send them a pic of me, which he of course denied. He said they were joking, but you never know. As he explained it the me, the main reason he says we can't, is because between games, they are in a virtual lobby or something and when that happens, everybody involved in the game could hear us, not just the guys on his team. In other words several random people of all ages could have heard us. He has gotten several friend requests as well, but he said he declined them.
If the wrong people hear it or somebody tells the wrong person he could get his account banned or something. I dont know all that much about it, but I was like ok, no more games, more us time. However he uses these games as a form of therapy for his PTSD, and I'm not gonna ruin that for him.
I'm still going to f@#$ him when he plays, but we'll mute the headset.
What Msslave said. I'm glad Allan is protective of you.
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Watching season two of Shadow and Bones snuggled up in bed because I was freezing. It felt way colder that it was. Snuggling turned to kissing, turned to heavy petting, turned to him burning his face between my legs. Normally I enjoy him going down on me for a little while, and then I just want to feel him in me, but last night was so much different. Not sure why, but I felt extra comfortable.
The bed and pillows were super cozy, and his hands and mouth felt so hot on me. He wanted me to stay covered, and I held the blankets up so he would have plenty of air. I didnt want him to stop, but I could tell he was starting to suffer from lack of good air, so I threw the blanket off him and hoped he would keep going.
I thought he was done when he moved, but he went to his dresser, got out the toy he bought for us, and went back down with it. When he first touched me with it, I nearly hopped out of bed. It hit dead on target and the sudden shock made me jump. Might have pulled a muscle in my stomach. After that he worked it in slower still while using his younger in me. He moved it clit to vag and back up switching places with his tongue.
He put it against my clit and started flicking his tongue right next to it, and that was the perfect combination to get me over the edge. I had to pull the toy away from him because he kept teasing me with it, and it was too much. He thought it funny to keep trying to rub me with it.
Obviously I returned the favor with sucking him off. It's no secret I can't deep throat worth a crap, so I kept to my normal sucking on the head and using my hand too stroke his shaft. I would take the time to lick and kiss him all over and I definitely didnt forget to give his boys some loving too with plenty of kisses, licking and flicking them with my tongue, and sucking ever so gently on them. I never know if I'm causing discomfort because sometimes depending on the guy, even just the slightest pulling, and they are wincing from it, but he seemed to be liking it.
Things were starting to get uncomfortable on my end, so I just focused in the normal suck and stroke method until he hit the finish line, which of course I swallowed every last drop. I then returned the favor my sucking hard on the head while rubbing my tongue under it. I liked how he squirmed.
Not the usual night of romping around under the blankets but just as enjoyable.
Oh yes. And a quickie this morning before he left for work.
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You never fail to disappoint with your reports Shiela. Loved hearing about it. You two seem to be in time with each other.
Sure, I'm going to WOO you! :emot_kiss:
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What Ms said. And a woo from me as well.
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Friday night, Saturday night, and then again last night.
I worked only half day on Saturday and then went with Allan to spend the weekend with him and his extended family at their cabin. The whole drive up there, we were having that talk, and so far not much will be changing. I told him about "a forum I go to read erotic stories" and that i do chat with other members rather regularly. He's thinking like a regular social media like Twitter or Instagram. I explained what it's all about and things that I've shared, even about him. He told me about a few websites he visits and that's all I'm going to mention on that. He says he's ok with me coming here and sharing things within reason, and the flirting is ok, as long as everything just stays here. He does talk about me with his gaming marine buddies, even more so since my participation the other night.
After we got to his family's place and we had a good time catching up and chatting, getting to know everybody better, it got late and he asked it I wanted to go walk down by the water. It was quite chilly out but said sure. He gave me this huge hoodie that went down to my knees. We walked down the paved path to the water's edge, and took out time walking a bit away from the house. When he thought we were far enough away, he took me to an spot that was like a small cliff and told me to grab stones. I giggled, kissed him and did as I was told.
He pulled up that hoodie and then pulled down my shorts and panties. He immediately went to eating me from behind. His nose pressed against my butt while he licked and sucked on evey part of me. It felt so amazing I was easily able to ignore any worry about what I was like down there. He clearly didn't care so why should I, right? My shorts were around my knees so I couldn't widen my stance very much but he just used his hands to spread me open. I don't know if it was the alchohol or what, but he was eating me like I was his last mean. I stuffed the oversized sleeve in my mouth to keep my moaning quiet.
He was making a mess of me with saliva with exaggerated licking both inside and all around my growler, and yes, he did lick my butt a few times. The warmth of his tongue followed by the cold air attacking the spot, had me wanted to scream for more. For all of it, all I could do was make noises into the sleeve still in my mouth. I had no idea how far my voice would travel and I didn't want anybody to show up investigating and ruining what was happening. If he had to stop, I'd have lost my damn mind. I have no idea how long he was actually going down on me, but it was plenty long enough and I want him to f@#$ me right god damn now, and I spit out the sleeve long enough to plead that he give it to me.
I felt so lonely while he got himself out of his pants and was on the verge of begging him to hurry when he grabbed my ass cheek. He pressed himself against me but was off target a bit, but when I moved my hips to adjust, he pulled away. I stopped and he pushed against me again and started searching around, and when I moved my hips again he pulled away. He was friggin teasing me with it and every time I moved he pulled away. He rub against me over my vag and down to my clit and then back up, and as soon as I pushed back agains him he'd pull away.
"Oh. You asshole!!" I said through frustrated laughter. "Please!?"
"You want it that bad huh?" He asked. It kind of through me off a bit, cause he had never been like this before.
"Oh yes sir. I want it so bad, please give it to me" is what I wanted to say, but what I actually said was "uh-huh, hell yeah. Gimme"
Not very sexy, but he thought it funny which didnt help me get it any faster. He went back to teasing me, and it got me right to the edge of completely irritated, I told him I'd scream and let everybody know we're here, and that's went he took mercy, relented and pushed into me.
Allan took a damn pill!!. I didnt need him to tell me, which he later said he did, I could tell by just how friggin hard he was. Silk on warm steel. How a guy can get that hard doesn't seem possible. Like his boner had an actual bone in it. One of those erections you want to see just to make sure he isnt using a toy. It was him, it was real, and it was spectacular.
He was slower, and more gentle, and kept asking if I was ok against the rocks. He didnt want me to be slammed against the stones. Yes, a comment was made about a rock and a hard place but that was later on. He wasnt going hard, but he was digging deep and grinding away. I was making all kinds of noises into the sleeve. It was soaked with my saliva but who really cares when your getting some of the best dick of your life. I wanted to reach down and rub my clit, but the oversized hoodie made it difficult for me to get to it. I tried to ask him to rub it for me, but he either didnt hear me or didnt think the noises I was making were actual words.
He decided to change positions where he would sit on the ledge and I would straddle him. After kicking off my shorts, it still took way longer than it should have to get into position, but I finally was able to lower myself on him. I was on my feet and not knees, because that would have been so painful. I wasnt really bouncing, up and down but more grinding forward and back. Like scooting a chair forward. I dont th8nk it was doing much for him, but it was f@#$ing mindblowing for me. I was grinding against his pelvis while having that tungsten dick stiring me up. I had my first orgasm like that before I was even catching a good rythm.
I had my arms wrapped around him and was pressing hard against his chest. My legs weren't fire, but I wasn't even close to wanted to end things yet. He gave no sign that he was close to finished, and as long as I was in control, I wasn't going to stop. His pill was keeping him absolutely rigid and I was taling full advantage of it, all the up to my second orgasm. Everything came to a full stop when that happened, and it left me unable to get up off of him. He actually had to help me rock to the side. It was very awkward, and us laughing about it didnt make it any easier. Eventually he rocked mentoring the side and I just kind of rolled onto my side. Expect for a few scrapes on my leg, it worked perfectly LoL.
After a few breathes and him letting my legs recover for a bit, all the while stroking himself, he was about to get on top of me, but seeing as the rocks would have been extremely uncomfortable for me to get pounded into, we ended up back in standing doggie. He wasn't so easy on me this time around, and I had to pull away a couple times to get away from it. I was too sensitive, and he was still very hard. He finally held back but found a good rythm that was quite delicious and I somehow found my way past the enormous hoodie, I quite vigorously rubbed clit I was right there at the edge. Because I was holding onto the ledge with one hand and the other was working, I had to consciously keep mouth shut and my moans as quiet as I could. I was climbing that ladder when he suddenly stopped moving. I felt him pulse inside and then that lovely rush of heat as he came. I kept rubbing my clit hoping to get a third orgams while he was still releasing, but I was just a little off. He was starting to pull out when I started to O for the third time. He ended up popping all the way out because of the way I was moving.
After a few minutes of playful banter and compliments, we got our clothes situated, and I found my shorts but not my panties. We looked for a bit, even using the flashlight on his phone, but no clue where they went. We decided to look for them in the morning, and walked back to the house. I had to change shorts when we.got back because he was dripping out of me. Thankfully because of the massive hoodie nobody could tell, so they didnt wonder why I changed. We did find my panties in the morning, they were in almost a ball next.to a rock, we just couldn't tell it was them.
It was a great weekend.
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So I get a shot once every six months that keeps me from getting hard or having an orgasm.
That damn near made me hard. Oh, Shiela, you continue to be a wonder. WOO, of course!
And congratulations on post #5000 with the story. Better than a picture. ;D :emot_kiss:
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I have had fantastic sex evey day/evening since last friday. I'm going to be all alone tonight ending the streak.
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First thing that came to my mind was the old Beetle's song "Right Days A Week". Maybe Allen needed a night off before.he breaks "something". ;D
Growler could also use some R & R. :emot_kiss:
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First thing that came to my mind was the old Beetle's song "Right Days A Week". Maybe Allen needed a night off before.he breaks "something". ;D
Growler could also use some R & R. :emot_kiss:
I've got other places he can put it that are almost as good💋
He has family friends visiting from outta state, so he was preoccupied last night and will be pretty busy this whole weekend.
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More of an occasional “Hard Days Night” than “Eight Days a Week”?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Beatles_-_Abbey_Road.jpg)
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Figuring if she made love to me, yesterday, she wouldn't get "molested" in the swimming pool we have been using for the past month. So, when she came out of the shower, she didn't get dressed and encouraged me to participate in some intimate hugging. This, when she is naked, leads to both of us being naked. From there, we eventually end up joined together in carnal activity. As I was getting close, I asked her (as I always do) if I should pull out and cum on her or if she wanted me to cum in her. She ended up with a very large (for me) load all over her belly and pubic mound. Last thing she wanted was to have cum dripping out of her while she was in the pool.
Oh, and she still got "molested" in the pool ;D
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i did
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Who doesnt love putting that chlorine to good use. Love pool side romps.
Woo love :emot_kiss:
i did
First post, first Woo... in fact I think your my first, first Woo!!! Hope it was good for you💋
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I only had pool sex once. The play was fun but the sex wasn't so great
The water made for too much lubrication. Once we got on the steps leading to the shallow end, we were able to get some traction and finish. Nothing like that added risk of doing it in an indoor motel pool with rooms all around. ;D
Oh and I'll give you WOO #2. Welcome to KB.
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You're doing it wrong then love. In the pool I do all the work. Whether hes sitting on the steps, or he got his back to the wall, and I'm gripping the edge, it's all on me to get is off. More grinding than bouncing, so it works AMAZINGLY for me, and I haven't failed yet to get him off
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Only had the one attempt. Guess it was.mostly.a lack of experience. I must have been in my late 20s. :facepalm:
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Can't imagine you failing at getting any guy off. Hell, you are miles away and msslave ejaculates when you drop a spoon. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Been dropping a spoon for last two hours. Nothing. :facepalm:
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Can't imagine you failing at getting any guy off. Hell, you are miles away and msslave ejaculates when you drop a spoon. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Same here and I’m even further away ;D
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I most definitely did.
I got to his home and walked into the kitchen where he was making himself a drink. I said hi, he said hi, I leaned in and we kissed and then I immediately got down on my knees. He was wearing gym shorts so it was a simple pull and he was free. In my head I had imagined the buildup of undoing buttons and pulling on a zipper. The brushing and squeezing him through pants while I slowly work, but getting straight at him has it's own perks. Like feeling him grow in my mouth. Always love that.
He was hard in no time and I lead him to the bedroom by his dick. We kissed again and then I had me lay on the edge of the bed and he removed my yoga pants. This led to my second surprise. Before leaving the house I gave my body a coconut oil rub down, but I put some po pineapple essential oil on my pubic area. I could get the random scent of it while driving. He kissed my growler a couple time before commenting on it.
"Imagine this is what its like eating your pussy in the tropics"
I told him to enjoy his pina colada and he very much did. I had put coconut oil all over down there and made sure to laying it up on my ass. He took notice, lifted my leg high and licked my ass. His nose was buried in my growler while he ate my ass. He ask if that was what I wanted tonight and I was panting like crazy when I answered with a "oh fuck yes"
He got up to get the lube, and I was about to turn over so he could take me from behind, but he told me to stay on my back. I'm not used to getting sodomized while on my back, I pretty much always get on all fours or lean over something, but I stayed where I was without comment. He drown his dick in oil. I had my knees tucked to my chest and he grabbed both knees and spread my legs so I was in like a frog pose. He poked around hands free giving me the hint he wanted me to guide him in. I joked about hardly being able to grab him with all the lube he had used. "I could go in dry"
"Oh hell friggin no"!!!
Even with this position, it had been so long that it almost felt like my first time. Pain pain pain. Breath through it. Yes I'm ok. It feels great. Little deeper. Ouchie. Deeper. Ouch. Deeper. Ooohhhhh! Oh yes. Oh fuck yes. Oh god fuck me. Fuck my ass.
I was just barely used to him being deep in my ass and he pushed his thumb into my growler. We stared at each other and he did his best to grop my breast while rubbing my clit and DPing me. His multitasking abilities were on point and it was driving me crazy. I felt like I should have been doing something. I was going stir crazy I want to push back at him, but being on my back, all I could only squirm around. I he had one breast, and I played with my other nipple. I had a free hand I felt I needed to do something with. Normally I'm fingeringyself and rubbing my clit but hes doing it already so my free hand went from rubbing his arm, rubbing my belly, grabbing at plantes and sheets. I ended up pushing his hand free of my growler when I had my O and I know I squirted a little.
He waited a bit and then started thrusting again. Leaned in and kissed me. His pelvis grinding against my clit. I wanted his thumb back I wanted that fuller feeling. I him to keep kissing me. I wanted to breath too. He eventually leaned back again, grabbed my knees again and started working towards his own orgasm.
I played with myself and he picked up the pace. It took a good delicious while before he pulled out of my ass and started jerking off to cum on my stomach. I didnt want to mess his rythm so I didnt try to grab him but I punt my hand near his. I wanted to grab him so bad but I didnt interfere with his process and just watched the show and him unloading on my stomach.
He kissed me and then noticed I was still rubbing myself. I was so close to another orgasm. He asked if he could help and all I said was, I'm close. He got off me and since I had eyes closed, i wasnt prepared for him to go back into my ass. It through me off completely, but in such a great way. He hardly moved and just stayed there and let me finish myself off.
We got into the shower and I washed him off. I made some.flirty comments about my stretched butt. He licked my ass a few time while I held my butt cheeks. He frowned and said "No more coconut flavoring"
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All I could think of was a walking talking.pima coloda. All you needed was some rum and a little cocktail umbrella. You'd be a tropical delight. :emot_laughing:
I suppose you think I'm going to WOO you
How can I not. What a tale!!!8
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........ Like feeling him grow in my mouth. Always love that.
Mrs Obi always says that - about me, not Allan ;D
And a very much deserved woo #2129
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........ Like feeling him grow in my mouth. Always love that.
Mrs Obi always says that - about me, not Allan ;D
And a very much deserved woo #2129
It is such a great sensation both physically and mentally.
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Without the detail and such of Sheila's posts, Mrs JBRG got her toes curled and a belly covered in cum yesterday around about lunch time. I was merely interested in getting some intimate skin to skin time. That it ended up in a couple of orgasms was a bonus.
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I'll woo a lunch time romp.
It was late, I was tired, but he was in a mood. I really wasn't in the mood, but he kept rubbing himself through his clothes and it was very obvious he hand an erection. I slipped off my bottoms, and told him to do what he needed to do, but don't expect a whole lot from me. He was a bit hesitant, but finally he started fingering me. It was only a moment before he was on top of me, and it wasnt much longer after that that he finished. Of course, now I'm in the mood, and wanting a bit of release for myself, but I was still very very tired and didnt want to put in any effort. So I went to sleep.
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Not last night, but the night before we had a romp in his gaming chair, and then I swallowed millions of his unborn children
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… and then I swallowed millions of his unborn children
Woo. 😂😂😂
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Starting to wonder what the shelf life of that gaming chair is. It sees some hard use. ;D
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It's holding quite well, we're not abusing all that much. It rocks so it actually moves with us rather than us moving around in it. I wouldn't recommend smelling it, unless that's what your into. I have used some upholstery cleaner on it from time to time.
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I wouldn't recommend smelling it, unless that's what your into.
:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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Ditto what Toe said above :emot_laughing:
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Still got it! Now I'm broken. :facepalm:
So, my big plans for hubby being away in the Yukon fishing for a week came together (we didn't actually cum together, I mean we were together, and everybody came, but pretty much all over the place).
My groundskeeper ex lover, and the brother in law who warned him to stay away from homewrecking redheads to preserve the honour of his sister both spit roasted me in the Hope Inn. This was supposed to be a whole night of debauchery, but I passed out after round one, and my two gentlemen callers have run home to their wives.
I slept five hours, and now I walk like a little old lady, feel like I just gave birth, and am seriously about to go back to bed to sleep for another four hours. I mean, we had really good intense sex, but I seriously just closed my eyes to enjoy the bliss for a second, and wake up alone, having been literally moved onto the second bed and wrapped in blankets without waking up.
My ex lover left me a lovely note, and I got texts from both of them, which was sweet and kind of awkward, but the whole "finally have the sex I have been edging about for a week, then pass out" is kind of hard on my ego. What the hell. I had plans for going all night. I don't have to do anything but feed the frigging fish and bunnies for the next week. I definitely will not be inserting anything for a few days as I am just a little tender, and honestly I think I stretched into positions my body remembers me being able to do a lot more clearly than it remembers how long ago since I tried it.
Nap now. I feel like the slut I wanted to be, and the little old lady I swear wasn't supposed to happen for another twenty years. I regret nothing, I did work off that Gulab Jamun.
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WOO #78 For our Valley Vixen. And yes the body can enjoy wild sex but as we age there's a price to pay. You'll be up for a softer mor relaxing session in a couple days. :emot_kiss:
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And a Woo from me as well. Never too late to start doing yoga.
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Wow. I did the walk of shame straight to the restaurant when my alarm went off for actual check out time on the room. You know what? Zero shame. I slept like the dead, and my body has the feeling of being sore in a way that satisfies me deeply. I may not be sprinting home, but I kid you not, swaying my way out of the restaurant like my body has remembered how to "stray cat strut" I turned heads.
I think it was Sheila who talked about the feeling of having your man grow hard in your mouth? Yeah, that one I get. For as much as men indulge their power fantasies while face fucking a woman, there is no sexual act that makes me feel like as much a predator as when I am blowing a man. To feel him become hard in my mouth when he swears he cannot go again, to feel a man's hard fought control fail under your tongue as he loses himself? Those are the feelings that leave you feeling like a successful lioness on the hunt.
It is when you get spanked and breast tortured enough that you can be fucked far past when your body should have orgasmed and driven to a place you can never masturbate to for an orgasm that shatters your brain and leaves you like a string cut puppet that you get to feel the prey aspect of the hunt.
When I was a good girl, I was not capable of any of this. When I had the body that could go all night, I never did because I never had any sex that was more than the salad bar. I mean, technically you ate, but no desire for seconds exists. Now I can feast. I have feasted. I have been feasted on. I honestly would not trade what I feel now, broke ass old woman that I am, for being twenty again and clueless.
I have to say, from they way dear sweet brother in law had his tongue so far up my ass that he could taste my own, his wife clearly has turned down a service she has no idea how much she needs. From the way he was fingering me, hard enough that only the fact I was gripping my ex's thighs to keep from choking on him, he was getting more out of it than I was, and that really takes some doing. He was really good, and his tongue is way stronger than mine because he was opening my ass wider with his tongue than all three of his fingers were opening my kitty.
I may be sore enough to take tomorrow off from play, but holy crap do I feel like my entire body just got a tune up. Kitten's may be cute, but cougars slink back satisfied.
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I was just barely used to him being deep in my ass and he pushed his thumb into my growler. We stared at each other and he did his best to grop my breast while rubbing my clit and DPing me. His multitasking abilities were on point and it was driving me crazy. I felt like I should have been doing something. I was going stir crazy I want to push back at him, but being on my back, all I could only squirm around. I he had one breast, and I played with my other nipple. I had a free hand I felt I needed to do something with. Normally I'm fingeringyself and rubbing my clit but hes doing it already so my free hand went from rubbing his arm, rubbing my belly, grabbing at plantes and sheets. I ended up pushing his hand free of my growler when I had my O and I know I squirted a little.
You know, he has way better multitask skills and discipline than I do. I honestly don't like 69 because I love to please more than anything else, and my own pleasure from being eaten interferes with my ability to concentrate on giving pleasure with my mouth. I have to take my hat off to your beau, he was able to concentrate on pleasing you so many ways while shagging you crosseyed, the only reason I could pull off that feat is because I would be using a strap on, and wouldn't feel more than the grind on my clit while doing that to you. Even then, I would probably lose focus when I got too turned on, and doing all of that to you would turn me on too much.
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Wow. I did the walk of shame straight to the restaurant when my alarm went off for actual check out time on the room. You know what? Zero shame.
Stride of Pride... Post-coitus Catwalk...
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I screwed my neighbor's daughter last night in the driveway of her house between the parked cars.
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He was tired last night, so we just stayed up and watched "Beat Bobby Flay" on the food network. This morning however, while enjoying our coffee, he wanted some fun. Slipped his hand down the front of my scrubs and fingered me until I was moaning and panting. Then he simply turned me around, pulled my bottom down to my ankles and took me from behind. It was a morning quickie by every sense of the word. It was moments before he wrapped me up in his arms and finished. The sensation of it all had me mindlessly humming with a smile on my face.
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Sweet… ❤️❤️❤️
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It was a morning quickie by every sense of the word. It was moments before he wrapped me up in his arms and finished. The sensation of it all had me mindlessly humming with a smile on my face.
WOO.. Such a much better way to head off to work. Beats coffee anytime. :emot_clap:
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Rain and thunderstorms rolled through on and off all day. In the evening, I tried to get him outside for a romp in the rain. It was going well until the wind started picking up. We had to be a little sneaky about it because he has a lot of neighbors. There are two places behind his house with one being a duplex. then he has the standard neighbor to each side. Even though we weren't completely nude, and his place has a small deck deck that would hide us, anybody actually seeing us would have no problem figuring it out. It was going great until the wind started to pick up. It got pretty gusty and I was getting hit with leaves and stuff. It became a little too distracting, so we went back inside and went into the shower to finish things off.
Whenever we're in the shower I'm bent over with hands on the wall. Things get a little too sketchy when I'm facing him with a leg up. He hasn't tried lifting me yet as we both agree we'd probably end up with something broken. If I want to kiss him, I have to twist awkwardly and that too puts me off balance. Some may think that we are being a bit too cautious, but my MS makes me doubt my legs greatly during times like those.
Maybe a shower chair would makes things more interesting for us...
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Have I told you how much I love you lately? Thanks for chairing this. ❤️❤️❤️
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You've may have mentioned it here and there
Love you back :emot_kiss:
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I am going to be walking into things for days!
I got worked over really well, long loving session of nipple torture, interspersed with edging, assisted with judicious use of the riding crop. There is a happy place, where every motion of your bra, every time you raise an arm, breathe deeply, or turn, where your nipples ache and remind you of their tender and sore state, but your panties turn into a swamp, because that shock reminds you of how they got that way.
My back and ass, my upper breasts, my thighs are all super sensitive because they have this little tiny kisses from the black diamond shape of my lover's riding crop. My jaw is so sore, I can't believe anyone could hold out that long during one of my blow jobs, but he realistically knew we only really had one good one left in each of us, so it wasn't until about three in the morning he allowed us both to cum.
I am just a day past the session, and my entire body is one nerve connected to my little easy button, each touch of fabric, each shift of my body reminding me of being used and toyed with beyond endurance and I am left very carefully using my magic wand very softly over tissues that haven't quite recovered from having a clamp on them.
The thing about BDSM with someone who has taken the time to learn your body so very well, is that the foreplay to fucking ratio tilts so hard towards the foreplay that by the time I am eventually allowed to cum my body is pretty much a boneless, brainless, shameless train wreck. Anyone who doesn't think a pudgy , silver chest haired gentleman who looks more like a Hindu version of Santa can be a sex symbol has never been tied, teased, and trained by one.
It is almost a good thing that I am at the age where the body can't really go as often as my spirit wants it too, because I don't bother with sex that won't be intense. I ration myself to the stuff worth walking funny for days after. Now I have to wait until next month to get a chance for me to travel to My Lady to satisfy the other need I didn't know I had when I was young.
Honestly, it makes me wonder why I had sex at all in my twenties. I didn't know what I wanted, and was never satisfied with what I got.
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Well damn!!! Your real life adventure is hotter than your sexy stories. Now I know what inspires the wonderful stories you post.
I was reading your most recent story about Wonder Woman when you posted this. I WOOed that story, so have to wait before I can WOO this. So hot. :emot_kiss:
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Well damn!!! Your real life adventure is hotter than your sexy stories. Now I know what inspires the wonderful stories you post.
I was reading your most recent story about Wonder Woman when you posted this. I WOOed that story, so have to wait before I can WOO this. So hot. :emot_kiss:
Why thank you!
I have to admit, that being forced to wait between dates for our old asses to recover has the effect of spurring my writing just a bit.
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Write what you know and love, they say.
Woo for you VV. Thanks for sharing.
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All I can really say to this is Wow! I've never dove that deep into BDSM, but I'm now wondering what I might be missing. You make it sound so delicious.
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VV, about that lactating wonder woman story, it was tagged non-consensual and that is verboten now. We had several people report it, so I moved it to a safe location. Let me know if you want to massage it a bit. I think it’s a fine story, you just need to take the red flags down, if you can.
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I will scan it and see what I can do.
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What else can I do but Wooooooooooo both VV and Shiela :emot_kiss:
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VV, about that lactating wonder woman story, it was tagged non-consensual and that is verboten now. We had several people report it, so I moved it to a safe location. Let me know if you want to massage it a bit. I think it’s a fine story, you just need to take the red flags down, if you can.
I have resubmitted it tagged as Wonders of History (FFF, female domination, lactation, superheroine)
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=92.0
I actually fleshed it out a little more to show the seduction and submission of the Amazon guards. Technically it was to get the non consensual parts out of it, but honestly like any fantasy of mine I can't run the same version twice, so I added a bunch more just because reading it got me all wet and wiggly.
Let me know if it will survive the Spanish Inquisition and Puritian Pussy Protectors :)
Thank you again for letting me know. I am oddly proud of this piece and don't want it consigned to history.
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It’s fine. Just post it. The story codes that should never be used are underaged, non-consent, rape, incest, beastiality. Consensual BDSM is a gray area.
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I did. Recovering now. I might ywrite about it, I might not. Im just really tired right now
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I did. Recovering now. I might ywrite about it, I might not. Im just really tired right now
Now that is a yes! Half conscious and half coherent. Someone got done right and proper!
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I did. Recovering now. I might ywrite about it, I might not. Im just really tired right now
Good to hear Dan's not lost his edge on your extended Vaca. Nice to see you Jules and hope you're having a relaxing time up north.
Take care :emot_kiss:
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So my dad has quite a bit of land, and on that land he dug a pond shortly having getting it from my Grandpa. Over the years, he stocked it with fish and my family goes over to fish all the time. Allan isn’t all about fishing, but his dad is so after some chatting, so on Saturday he came with us to visit and fish with my dad. They seemed to get along very well and we all had an pretty good time. I drank a bit too much and Allan wasn’t all that good to drive either. He said he could, but I wanted to spend the night there. I hadn’t done it in a while and I missed it.
It was about 10 pm when we went to bed and I was playfully acting like a girl who snick her boyfriend into her bedroom. “ssh, you have to be quiet or you’ll wake my dad.” “I can’t believe you snuck over to see me.” “you’ll have to jump out the window if he wakes up.” I was having a really good time with it, and it was really getting me going. Allan seemed to think it silly, but he indulged me anyways. However, he got way more into it when I started sucking his dick.
He would moan and groan, and I’d take his dick out of my mouth and press it to my lips and shush him. I’d smile and then lick him from balls to head and start sucking again. I very much wanted more, but I was loving hearing him breath deep, moan and the way he would occasionally thrust forward. I’d look up at him and we’d make eye contact and I’d have the instant desire to try and deep throat him. Obviously I lack any real talent for it, but I’d go until I gagged. He was moan and I’d giggle and then shush him again going back it. After a while I was so into my little fantasy that he almost let go in my mouth before we did anything else, and there was much more that I wanted to do. Much much more!
We stopped and he wanted to undress me, but I stopped him and said I wanted to go outside. I took my shorts off and top revealing the bikini beneath it. We didn’t slip out the window like I had pictured in my head, but we were quiet when we went out back and took that stroll down to the water. It was cooler than I’d prefer and a slight drizzle, but I wanted this so bad I was stopping now. He stripped to his boxers and followed me into the cold water. It always so cute watching a guy wade into water and then builds himself up just before he goes waist deep. I was standing chest deep and when he got to me, I reached out and held him asking if that helped warm it up.
After some banter and kissing I swam out to the raft my dad had built using four large blue plastic barrel and anchored in place. He made it for me knowing how much I love swimming and getting some sun. Allan isn’t the best swimmer but we were on the raft quick enough and I was warming him up with my mouth. I wasn’t going as I was back in my bedroom, but I was just as thrilled to be out where we were. It was on my list of where I wanted to do it for quite a long time.
When he was all set I climbed on top of him, simply slipped my bikini bottoms to the side and slid down on him. It was as good as I hoped even though In my head I could see stars but being in the light rain was a good alternative. I kept getting chills and shivers because of the cold air and his hands seemed surprisingly warm. Every so often he would pull me down so he could lick and suck on my nipples and thrust up, and then I’d lean back and grind on him. It took some time but I got the sweet spot going and rode him to ecstasy.
I got back into motion but he wanted to take me from behind, so I went to hands and knees. He pulled my bottoms way over to the side and then said it was starting to chafe him. He kept giving me more chills when he would slide his hands up my back and then back down to my hips. There was one time when he grabbed my up by my ribs and went pretty hard. It was weird simply because it kind of tickled and was very distracting. This was about him now though so it kept my shit together and let him do as he pleased.
I love it when he cums inside me.
We laid on the raft for a bit chatting. I thanked him for indulging me on this tiny adventure/fantasy, he told me any time, and then he said he just wanted to go back inside and get some sleep, we slipped into the water and swam back. He gathered his clothes and we went inside and went to bed.
Next morning while enjoying coffee my dad told me about a dream he had where he saw a bunch of trespassers skinning dipping in the pond.
Busted!!
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You sexy bitch! I loved hearing the fun you had. Woo 2331
I guess I'll share a bit of outdoorsy fun.
I got laid for my birthday back at the beginning of the month. :). In the morning, I gave him a handy to empty him, knowing he would last much longer that night. We wanted a campfire, but Ontario had province wide restrictions on them due to the forest fires in Canada. So as we played Scrabble, and the girls went out to the tent.. After one of my turns, I got up and got a viagra for him. "Whether you need it or not, take it, I want you hard tonight." With a smile, he swallowed it down. 30 minutes later he was standing at the side of the bed holding my legs up in a 'V' pattern, going teasingly slow. We changed positions about 4 times, each time leaving him in control. I had my happy moments, but I wanted it hard, and he was not complying. I had him lay on his back and I went cowgirl. I didn't care how much the RV seemed to rock. My butt cheeks were making slapping sounds on his thighs. After my next O, I got off him, took him in my mouth and finished him with my hand. He lasted forever. Then to clean up, we wrapped ourselves in towels and snuck out to Lake Superiror at 4 am. I think it was 60 degrees in the water.
A few days later we were on a hike. The little one was at the camper. We were on a remote trail along the shoreline of Superior. We came around a rock and I stopped dead in my tracks. A boy was laying on the rocks, his girlfriend in cowgirl. Other than his pants around his knees, and her shorts laying next to them, they were clothed. We snuck back out, continuing down the trail. The shoreline was riddled with huge rocks and we soon came upon our own little private spot. I sat on a rock and told him to get his dick out. It took a minute for him to get hard. I, like you S, am not at all good at throating him, but I tried, gagging a few times. He enjoyed my attempts.The byproduct was I was overproducing saliva and it was running down my chin. As he came, I took him as deep as I could and the head pulsed in the opening of my throat, but I didn't choke or cough. When I took him from my mouth, I turned and the boy and girl from earlier were sitting about 40 feet away, We made eye contact and they walked away. Dan said they had been there for a few minutes.
When we got back to the car, there was a heart drawn in the dirt of the back window along with "xoxo, fun to watch"
On the way back to the campground we stopped for ice cream. When wer were handed our cones, we walked around back to where the picnic tables looked out over the lake. The boy and girl were there and invited us to sit with them. Dan made small talk with them, neither mentioning earlier.
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WOO #2332 Shiela. What a great idea for living out a fantasy. You the cute little girl sneaking tne boyfriend in.
Well written and held my attention. The kicker at the end topped off the story so well.
Guess I have to give your dad a WOO for being so cool about it. ;D :emot_kiss:
I still have Jules adventures to catch up on. Gotta VA appointment to get to first.
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#1598 for Jules. Glad you're keeping active even with the little one along. Um she's probably not too little anymore.
Wish would have spen more time on the North Shore. You drove by so much
Next time check with travel agent Bob. :emot_kiss:
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Proud to provide Madame Sheriff with #1600. Made my day :emot_kiss:
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In the morning, I gave him a handy to empty him, knowing he would last much longer that night.
Totally off topic - my german acquaintances refer to a mobile/cell phone phone as a "handy". At least that's what I think they mean. :-[
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Oh wow!! Watching and then being watched!! I want to go hiking so bad right now!! Ok, maybe not go hiking, but I would very much enjoy watching you and Dan "hike".
#1601
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Oh wow!! Watching and then being watched!! I want to go hiking so bad right now!! Ok, maybe not go hiking, but I would very much enjoy watching you and Dan "hike".
#1601
Me, too.
While neither of those sexual acts appeals to me, I would have LOVED to watch, especially the second one.
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Whilst out walking I have stumbled upon one couple making the beast with two backs and one couple in the cowgirl position. A third time was a young couple having a knee trembler behind a pedestrian bridge support, not very well obscured from slow moving traffic (they weren't the reason the traffic was slow moving) :emot_weird:
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Was a game night for Allan, and I wasn't really needing the D at the time, and we had that chat about messing around while hes playing his game, so I just busied myself with watching Netflix on his tablet and showering his baby girl with all kinds of love.
I was catching his sideways glances and smiles whenever he wasn’t focused on the game. These looks and the memory of that fantastic night were causing my wants to grow quite quickly. I blew him a few kisses and then tried to just focus on the show I was watching. At one point I looked over and saw him rubbing himself through his shorts while staring at me. That ignited the fire to an instant roar.
A quick run to the kitchen to get Remmi a greeny treat and I was bottomless when I re-entered the room. He was a bit surprised I went to that level so quickly with him saying “Thought we’d tease each other a little more.”
“Who said I wasn’t going to" I said back and made my way back to the sofa where I made myself comfortable with my legs open and the growler facing him. Slow low friction circles were perfect for the situation. Teasing myself as much as I was teasing him. The spot in my pelvis aching for that stretch. Until that happened I was very much enjoying my view of him rubbing himself. He was still in his shorts, and his next match started so he was back looking at the tv.
You’d think I’d be insulted, but I knew what he was thinking, so if he wasn’t seeing me, I’ll make damn sure he hears me. The moaning was real, but the volume was exaggerated for his listening pleasure. The circles got faster and much more intense.
Match over and he took his shorts off showing my gorgeous dick if his and I wanted it so bad. I was fixated on it. He looks so delicious stroking himself. Staring right at me watching me watch him. I blew him a few kisses and next thing I new his next matched started. It took all my willpower not to go to him and take him in my mouth while he played. But we have rules now, so I’ll suck on my fingers and keep rubbing myself.
Match over he told his game buddies, “gotta take a break, she’s begging for it.”
Surprised he announced it like that I quickly stopped caring when he got up and made his way to me. He knelt in front of me and was about to start going down on me, but I forcefully patted the top of his head and told him “There’s no time for that nonsense, just hurry and fuck me.”
I was so worked up for this moment he had no problem getting himself slicked up so he could slide all in. He grabbed the my hip and started going all out. It wasn’t a hard thrust but it was a quick. A let’s get this done pace. He wasn’t negligence towards my pleasures though. He put one thumb to work on my clit. Every thrust was a bump and rub, bump and rub. I did however have to grab the wrist of his free hand and guide it to my breast. I could do it myself, but I like when he really focuses on multitasking.
I knew he wouldn’t be able to keep that up for long and even though I hadn’t gotten mine, I just wanted to see that pleasure spread across his handsome face. Watch his chest rise and fall when he was crossing that line, and when it finally happened it was so very satisfying.
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OK! That brings you to #2338 for WOOs. Don't know how Allen could even concentrate on those last couple games once you started. And the dog, you were able to buy her off with only one treat. She must be an easy pup.
Sometimes I wish you could get Allen to join here so we could get accounts from both of you. ;D :emot_kiss:
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And #2340 :emot_kiss:
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And #2340 :emot_kiss:
For the record, #2339 was me.
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I have no idea what time it was, but I was awoken by a wandering hand. I was laying on my right side facing away from him and his fingers were snaking their way into my panties. I rolled over onto my back smiled through sleepy blurry eyes and said something about him wanting a late night snack. He kissed me and then pushed my sleeping shirt up to my chin exposing my boobs and I instantly felt his warm mouth on my nipple. He pulled bal the covers and then put his hand back into my panties and start sliding his finger around my growler.
After a stretch that forced my breast into his mouth making it harder to finish the stretch, opened my legs giving more of his hand access. I also began fishing around at his boxer briefs trying to get him out through the hole in the front. Something about the idea of a guy sticking out through it is a weird turn on for me. Like when a guy sticks it out through the leg of his shorts. Why it turns me on, I dont know, but it's like an ease of access thing. This however was proving to be more difficult. He switch beasts bringing him closer even with that I couldnt and just gave up and reached in through the top. No surprise he was raging already. Since how we were laying I couldnt really stroke him, so I just fonded the head and slid my fingers around him as best I could. His dick was so friggin hot to the touch I dont know how he could stand it.
Between having his dick in my hand and his fingers playing twister inside me, and the fact I hadn't gotten mine last time, I wanted it bad. I whispered how bad I want him. He rolled over and slid his shorts off while I removed my panties. He then went I to the bedside drawer and pulled out that vibe he bought, and went down town. I wanted him so bad, but the excitement of the vibe forced my mouth shut. Ignoring the worry about... "growler morning breath" I waited for the humming to hit home. He hit the target straight away making my entire body jump and shiver. I almost knocked the toy out of his fingers with a subconscious swipe at it. Oops, sorry. Brace for impact and he put it back, and his mouth followed. It was amazing feeling his tongue slide between me and the toy. His tongue carried over some of the vibration, but added a very pleasant pulling to the intensity. I was rocking my hips into his face and wishing he could fold in half so he could fuck me while he worked tongue and toy. When my O hit, it was like the bed fell out from under me and I locked up.
I pulled his hair and then his face up to mine. His short beard was soaked and his mouth tasted heavily of me. I could tell he was jerking off while we kissed.
"Fucking amazing" I said to him and raised my hips to him. A non verbal way of saying, stop using your hand and use me.
He sat back, hooked my legs under his arms and lifted my feet to the stars and onto his shoulders. He rubbed the head against me a few times and then worked himself in. After a few thrusts I rolled my head to the left and opened my eyes and found the recently discarded toy. I snatched it up quick as lightning and fired it up. I cant even begin to describe how it felt because I hit another orgasm in record time. My legs snapping shut, I literally forced him out, and im.pretty sure the toy exploded.
I know my body was going through some intense sensations, but I couldnt really tell you what it was because I swear to whatever god you believe in, my soul left my body behind to go dance in soft pillowy clouds of frozen fire.
When he universe settled back down from chaos, I opened my eyes again, I was on my side in the fetal position. He had his hand on my back and smiling at me. All I could do was look at him and laugh. He made a comment about having brought a pretty good toy, but I told him the toy is good, but it was him with the toy that made it great. Without him, it's just moving plastic.
I asked he give me a few seconds before we do anything else which he was happy to give me. I closed my eyes and laid my head down enjoying my calm. I soon worried I'd fall asleep if I stayed like that, so I waved at him with and let him know I was ready. Before I could roll onto my back he slid up to me keeping me in the fetal position. He tucked his leg behind my knees and guided himself in. Truth be told, I was a little premature on saying I was ready, and I was very sensitive, but I do live the position, the depth of doggie but he can play with my breasts while kissing me. As much as I love this, I was achingly sensitive and I had had enough.
Bring on the dirty tal, so in between kisses I'd moan and say things like. "Oh fuck yes, cum for me babe", "Give it too me", "I wanna feel it all"
The kisses get further apart and then stop altogether. He grabs my hips and heads on into pound town. It's not the best place to be for me at the moment, but it gets him to pleasure city quicker, and when he gets there he leaned down and kissed me some more. Withbhis weight on me, and breathing heavy against my mouth, I could feel him flooding me. I was in paradise.
After getting back into our underwear, he crawled back over to his spot, while I got to and grabbed a towel from the bathroom. Laid it down, crawled back into bed. He called remmi back who jumped up and started sniffing around for what seemed forever before finally laying down over his feet. I settled in, and started my sleep routine. He was snoring within seconds and next thing I knew it was morning. He was up getting ready for work and I silently cursed him. What was amazing last night makes for quite the uncomfortable mess in the morning. He's lucky he's so god damned sexy, funny, and such a good lay, not to mention he puts a cup of coffee next to me for when I wake up. I'll let it slide this time.😘
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#2341...No doubt more to come from others. Maybe you need your own blog for the these tales of passion.
Guess it's laundry day :emot_laughing:
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How can I not give Shiela #2342 and Allan #19678256
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#2341...No doubt more to come from others. Maybe you need your own blog for the these tales of passion.
Guess it's laundry day :emot_laughing:
I did put the bedding in the wash before leaving this morning. I dont think I'll have enough time to run there at lunch to remake the bed though, so it's a quick trip out there after work before I head out to dad's for dinner.
Allan #19678256
What!?!?!? I mean yeah he's good but I don't know if he's THAT good. 🤣😂🤣😂😘
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Me.
It had been a while. Two + weeks I think.
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On the floor. Been a minute. #rugburns.
But might be worth it. .
Last night. I was under the sheets, I had him in my mouth. He had just reached maximum hardness. I thought of the post above and said, "Let's get on the floor."
Dan: "Why?"
On all fours. My breasts rubbing on the carpet. It was too uncomfortable. I had him lay on his back. Finished in cowgirl.
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You guys always keep things fresh....rug burns be damned. ;D
If that fails... giddyap !!! :emot_kiss:
Oh and WOO #1617
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It started with Dan giving me a very nice massage.
It proceeded to my pj top coming off first
Then my undies were pulled off
Then the massage halted for a minute as he removed his boxers
And next thing you know...
(https://i.imgur.com/7k0Aam7.gif)
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So glad you guys made the video. You both look fantastic. 8)
Anyway, WOO. Happy you both had a happy ending. :emot_kiss:
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Kinda sorta almost...
We were having a great night together and soon started getting nasty. We were both in a fun mood, and he started saying some off the wall stuff. Soon were both laughing too hard to do anything else. When we finally calmed down, neither one of us really wanted to continue so we just snuggled up and fell asleep.
I forgot my meds so when I woke up at 1:30 in the A of the M, I drove home, and now here I am, wide awake and horny AF.
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I was willing. He didnt pursue.
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I forgot my meds so when I woke up at 1:30 in the A of the M, I drove home, and now here I am, wide awake and horny AF.
My medications are the anticonvulsants for my seizures. So there’s nothing worse than that horrible feeling of waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing that I forgot to take my meds before I went to bed. Because missing a dose can have horrible consequences. So you feel that immediate sense of risk that causes an adrenaline rush. And I definitely wake up. Horny AF.
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I was willing. He didnt pursue.
Many virtual boos for Dan ;D
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Kinda sorta like this
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WOO #1624!!! After Dan left you cold and wanting the other night I hope he made up for it. Started with a deep dive, eh. I hope he lasted for a strong finish.
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We were supposed to watch the new episodes of The Wheel of Time. We started kissing in the kitchen. I was naked half way through the living room. He was naked in the bedroom doorway where we paused for the hands on fun. On my back on the edge of the bed where he went down on me for a while. He stood held my ankles and worked it slow while I rubbed myself until I had my O. He turned me over so now I'm prone with my legs off the bed. Hands pushing me into the bed he took me from behind. He played in the back doorway for a little bit and then finished on my butt cheeks.
This morning I sucked him off in the shower before I had to leave for work.
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I was naked half way through the living room.
That visual will keep me going for the rest of the week.
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We were supposed to watch the new episodes of The Wheel of Time.
This morning I sucked him off in the shower before I had to leave for work.
I keep forgetting you like that fantasy fiction. I thought you were a Terry Goodkind fan, not Robert Jordan. Or is it both. I'm both. I have to get on the WOT episodes. I think I watched the first four. Your post will get me back to it.
Woo for the fun time with your healthy and energetic fella. BJ in the shower. Lucky him. Wo 2412
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Definitely both. I was reading Jordan before Goodkind. The Wheel of Time series actually got me really into the fantasy fiction genre.
Brandon Sanderson finishing up the series after Jordan's passing had me reading his stories too. The Mistborn series and Elantris were quite good.
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Definitely both. I was reading Jordan before Goodkind. The Wheel of Time series actually got me really into the fantasy fiction genre.
Brandon Sanderson finishing up the series after Jordan's passing had me reading his stories too. The Mistborn series and Elantris were quite good.
Sorry, my brain/memory is sh*t, I think you know this. It was after an earlier discussion that you mentioned the same as above that I downloaded a Sanderson book on my Kindle. I never go to it. I will now though. I also started WOT series over again last night on Prime. Dan walked in the room and immediately said, "Oh, I forgot we were watching this." We skipped through what we had watched already as a reminder of what took place. The kids are still separated, all headed for the White Tower. (appx Eps 5).. We're back into it. :).
By the way, I got laid last night. Well, actually, we were two days without showers in the very nice and hot weather we had. So, Dan got in the shower and after reading Shiela's shower BJ story, I decided to join him. He was very happily surprised at my intrusion. Sudsy and soapy and slippery bodies hugging in the shower is wonderful. I felt him hardening against my belly and told him I'd be back in a bit that I had something I needed to take care of and took him in my mouth. Seeing that we were already in the shower, just as he was about to ejaculate, I pulled him out and allowed him to empty himself on my face.
I love giving him BJ's, but hate doing it in the shower because kneeling on the tile is the absolute worst.
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Definitely getting a Woo for that one.
I can't do facials in the shower, because it really skeeves me out when water hits his cum. It turns into the gelatinous like glue. Like that glue stuff that holds a credit/debit card to the paper.
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WOO ##1629 to Jules. Earned that one for kneeling on the hard tiles. Plus as Shiela said d, cum gets pretty nasty when mixed with water.
Wife and I are watching WOT too. Think we're missing a lot by not having read the books but it's still enjoyable.
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Definitely getting a Woo for that one.
I can't do facials in the shower, because it really skeeves me out when water hits his cum. It turns into the gelatinous like glue. Like that glue stuff that holds a credit/debit card to the paper.
Well, you have a healthy, volume producing, young man. Dan isn't spraying me down with a water hose by any means. It slips right away and the washcloth had it wiped off in a second.
I don't mind letting him finish in my mouth, in fact 99% of the time that's the way it plays out. But when in the shower, it's inevitable that there is water in my mouth. Those two at the same time just grosses me out. I can't swallow that. I think mainly it's the whole warm water thing. blech.
One thing I didn't mention was his soapy hands. He was doing my back with my loofah. His hand wandered south and a soapy finger found my rear entrance. He didn't enter, but rub his finger back and forth across the opening. It felt so good that I bent over allowing him better access.
I didn't mention that he took me to happy land with his tongue once we were in bed.
And thank you for the woo's. Too kind.
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Definitely getting a Woo for that one.
I can't do facials in the shower, because it really skeeves me out when water hits his cum. It turns into the gelatinous like glue. Like that glue stuff that holds a credit/debit card to the paper.
Well, you have a healthy, volume producing, young man. Dan isn't spraying me down with a water hose by any means. It slips right away and the washcloth had it wiped off in a second.
I don't mind letting him finish in my mouth, in fact 99% of the time that's the way it plays out. But when in the shower, it's inevitable that there is water in my mouth. Those two at the same time just grosses me out. I can't swallow that. I think mainly it's the whole warm water thing. blech.
One thing I didn't mention was his soapy hands. He was doing my back with my loofah. His hand wandered south and a soapy finger found my rear entrance. He didn't enter, but rub his finger back and forth across the opening. It felt so good that I bent over allowing him better access.
I didn't mention that he took me to happy land with his tongue once we were in bed.
And thank you for the woo's. Too kind.
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https://www.blacktowhite.net/threads/black-seed.106536/page-44#post-5099129
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He was doing my back with my loofah. His hand wandered south and a soapy finger found my rear entrance. He didn't enter, but rub his finger back and forth across the opening. It felt so good that I bent over allowing him better access.
Caddyshack… :emot_laughing:
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Definitely getting a Woo for that one.
I can't do facials in the shower, because it really skeeves me out when water hits his cum. It turns into the gelatinous like glue. Like that glue stuff that holds a credit/debit card to the paper.
Well, you have a healthy, volume producing, young man. Dan isn't spraying me down with a water hose by any means. It slips right away and the washcloth had it wiped off in a second.
I don't mind letting him finish in my mouth, in fact 99% of the time that's the way it plays out. But when in the shower, it's inevitable that there is water in my mouth. Those two at the same time just grosses me out. I can't swallow that. I think mainly it's the whole warm water thing. blech.
One thing I didn't mention was his soapy hands. He was doing my back with my loofah. His hand wandered south and a soapy finger found my rear entrance. He didn't enter, but rub his finger back and forth across the opening. It felt so good that I bent over allowing him better access.
I didn't mention that he took me to happy land with his tongue once we were in bed.
And thank you for the woo's. Too kind.
Woos for both of you. :sign_a+:
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Caddyshack… :emot_laughing:
With as often as this played in our house, due to my sister and daddy's love of golf, I do not remember this seen.
Don't you have a loofah Toe. Even Dan has his own in our shower now. He experienced mine and fell in love with it. He sent me a funny video a year ago about them, I have to see if I can find it.
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We were expecting a stormy and thunder night from 11:00 until 1:00am. So I made sure we were in bed by 11 in hopes the thunder could mask the noise we wanted to make.
No thunder, no lightning.
But we still made love. Slow and tender. He sitting with his back to the headboard, me straddling facing him. Him sucking and licking my boobs pretty much the entire time to the point my nipples are still sore 9 hours later. And a little hickey on one.
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I enjoyed hearing about you guys settling for a slow and tender session. Those can be great. Sorry about your boobies getting over worked tho'. You've posted them a few times.so I can understand Dan's attraction.
Anyway I gave you a WOO since it was a lovely departure from some of the wild stories you've posted. :emot_kiss:
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I too was looking for some fun with a little thunder, but it hardly even rained most of the day. Anyways, I had my thoughts, he had other ideas, and nothing happened. So no, I did not get laid last night.
You get a Woo even though there is a bit of jealousy behind it.
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Then we're going to celebrate the LIONS upset of the Chiefs. He's gettin crazy wild stuff tonight!
Lions win against the Super Bowl champions, so we were in a celebratory mood.
I was already in a lace teddy and my robe when he walked in. As I removed the robe to give him a look at what I was wearing, I told him to join me in the bedroom, that I would be waiting. Then sat a purple pill next to his toothbrush on the bathroom counter.
2 hours later we were both exhausted.
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;D It's true ... victory is sweet. :emot_kiss:
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Glad you enjoyed your night.
Not even my shower buddy was wanting any of this. Fell off the shower wall twice, so I just knocked it out manually and went to bed still a bit irritated.
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Dang... when your shower buddy let's you down that's bad.
There's no blue pill for those guys. ;D :emot_kiss:
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Made an absolute mess of the gaming chair. May take some time to dry off.
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:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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Woo 2415 to the chair sex!
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I have a pervy fantasy about making a lovely little Asian maid lick the sex chair clean, while we watch.
(https://i.imgur.com/nipHXyH.png)
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I have a pervy fantasy about making a lovely little Asian maid lick the sex chair clean, while we watch.
(https://i.imgur.com/nipHXyH.png)
The French Maid fetish has been around for a long time, but I can't recall when pointed ears became a thing. I thought of Hefner's Playboy Bunnies, but their ears were floppy not pointed. So I asked the Google Bard AI engine, "Why do anime characters have pointed ears?" and received this reply and two variations. Definitely information overload.
There are a few reasons why anime characters have tails and pointed ears.
- Folklore and mythology. The idea of humans with animal features is a common one in folklore and mythology around the world. In Japanese mythology, for example, there are many creatures that are half-human and half-animal, such as kitsune (foxes), tanuki (racoons), and tengu (bird-like creatures). These creatures are often depicted with pointed ears and tails, and they are often associated with magic and trickery.
- Fantasy genre. Pointed ears and tails are also common features in fantasy stories, such as elves, fairies, and vampires. These creatures are often portrayed as being more graceful and beautiful than humans, and their pointed ears and tails are seen as a sign of their otherworldly nature.
- Cuteness. In anime, cuteness is a major aesthetic value. Pointed ears and tails are often seen as being cute and appealing, and they can be used to make characters look more adorable. This is especially true for characters who are designed to appeal to a young audience, such as in the shojo and shounen genres.
- Sexualization. In some cases, pointed ears and tails can also be used to sexualize female characters. This is especially common in the "kemonomimi" genre of anime, which features characters with animal ears and tails. These characters are often depicted as being attractive and alluring, and their animal features can be seen as a way to make them more exotic and desirable.
Ultimately, the reasons why anime characters have tails and pointed ears are complex and varied. However, these features are often used to convey a sense of fantasy, cuteness, or sexuality, and they can be an important part of the character's design.
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The thing I’ve never been able to figure out is why Russians have their daughters wear French maid type costumes on the first day and last day of school. First Bell, which is typically September 1, is also called the Day of Learning. And features children in coat and tie, and these French maid costumes, which are inspired by Soviet era uniforms for girls. There is a parade around the school grounds, speechifying, and photos. Then on Last Bell or Final Bell, which is typically on May 25, the girls get very racy in their appearance, and the graduating girls wear banners, drink champagne, and typically everybody ends up in a fountain. I can’t post a photo here, but I’ll post a link.
https://www.slavorum.org/last-bell-russian-high-school-graduates-in-2018-photos/
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I have a pervy fantasy about making a lovely little Asian maid lick the sex chair clean, while we watch.
When shes done with that. Could you please have her focus on the sofa.... oh yes we did!!
All this animal ear chat has me picturing allan all naked and sweaty in one of the canine masks... yummy!!
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I stepped out of my comfort zone and took on a dominant roll. It felt awkward and silly, but he played along and let me... the words "I own you" were spoken a few times...
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Get it girl!
2418
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#2419 from me.
You know how I like someone to take charge. Still using the avatar you picked out for me. ;D
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We're going four nights in a row. We were both tired last night though, so there wasn't a whole lot of enthusiasm. It was maybe 15 minutes, and that includes undressing. Better than nothing.
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. Better than nothing.
It sure is. Keep the streak alive. Hoping #5 is more fun.
Woo 2421
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I was chilled to the bone yesterday and in a thick hoodie and sweats. He was wearing a tshirt and black sweatpants as well. I hady.legs over his lap while watching tv. I moved my legs and felt his package under my calf. I looked at him and he glanced at me. The last four night slid across my mind.
We were both comfy, and neither of us really in the mood. So no, I did not... maybe if he were in grey sweats...
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He doesn't have Amazon prime. I do, and he wanted to watch the football game. He came over, and at half time... how did PH put it?? He found the gap and scored... anyways, I told him i like it when he just takes it like that. If he needs a quick release, I'm up for it 99% of the time.
Before he left for work, we were chatting in the kitchen enjoying coffee when he took what I said to Heart. He kissed me put his hand on my shoulder and pushed down. I hesitate only long enough for my brain to register his wishes. I dropped to my knees, opened his pants and put my all into it. He was shocked my mouth was still very hot from my coffee, but he liked it. Both hands all mouth and as much throat I could muster, I pulled it out of him in about a minute. I swallowed, he kissed my and was out the door.
I went to wash up anything that I may have missed, and then thought about leaving it until I got to work. So far every person I talked to I wondered what they would say or think if they saw me with it on my lips or a little on my chin.
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WOO #2422. You're the best. Great half time entertainment and sending your man off to work with a smile on his face.
:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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And a woo when I've finished :aol_poundit:
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I stopped by his place on the way home, and well... it went a little bit like this.
(https://i.postimg.cc/vHczztMh/29077.gif)
He fucks me so damn good!!
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That's a WOO. Picture is worth.a thousand words. GIF.i guess is about 10 thousand. ;D
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Picture is worth.a thousand words. GIF.i guess is about 10 thousand. ;D
I thought that saying came from classical Chinese, but the Google AI engine tells me that it dates back only a century.
The phrase "A picture is worth a thousand words" is not originally Chinese. It was first coined by American advertising pioneer Fred R. Barnard in a 1921 article titled "One Look is Worth a Thousand Words." Barnard attributed the phrase to "a Japanese philosopher," but there is no evidence to support this claim.
A few minutes of web browsing confirmed that the phrase "One look is worth a hundred words" appears in a history of the Western Han dynasty (202 BC – 9 AD). The emperor asks his general about the strength of the enemy forces. The general answers, "One look is better than a hundred words".
Maybe Google AI is quibbling about the difference between hundred/thousand and look/picture.
And Shiela's GIF is definitely worth 104 words. :)
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I stopped by his place on the way home, and well... it went a little bit like this.
(https://i.postimg.cc/vHczztMh/29077.gif)
He fucks me so damn good!!
It is now a part of my Permanent CollectionTM.
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I did this past weekend
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I did this past weekend
All weekend?
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Woke up about 3 in the morning. Looked over and Allan is on his phone.
"Cant sleep"?
"Nope. Woke up to use the bathroom, and then just laid there for about an hour. Decided to watch the youtube"
I slid over and pulled back the blankets. Fished him out through the opening in his boxer briefs and between my mouth and hand got him ready. I climbed on top of him and picked up a steady rythm until he let loose. Stuck him back in his underwear and I rolled over to go back to sleep. I dont know if it worked or not, but come morning he was snoring pretty loud and my alarm didnt even wake him up.
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I just love to WOO your accounts. Even a laid back genter one like this. And you put IT back where you found it. Good girl. ;D :emot_kiss:
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How can I not woo any one of your accounts :emot_kiss:
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Was wondering if I'd see you outside the window, watching Obi 😘
Good girl. ;D :emot_kiss:
You know what that does to me!!!😘
Every time he tells his dog she's a good girl, I perk up a bit hoping he's talking to me, but nope.
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Wondering or hoping?
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How can I not woo any one of your accounts :emot_kiss:
I failed.
Hi I’m Hoiday
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Hi Holiday. Better luck next time. You can use Shiela's past posts as a primer for success. Tho' some may consider her's an advanced class. ;D
Meanwhile, welcome to KB. You may want to go here and give us a brief introduction of yourself.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=25.0
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Wondering or hoping?
Little of column A little of column B
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;D
Woo, another variation of the lovely avatar.
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I agree Obi. Our Shiela comes up with some great ones.
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Good news, bad news. I finally got laid properly yesterday afternoon. My groundskeeper "friends with benefits" turns out to have a real thing for breast feeding women, especially white ones.
Add to my "things I have done" list; a milky titty-job. It turns out if you are lactating, and masturbating whenever you pump so your boobs and clit share a single circuit, when you attempt to give a titty-job, things get pretty milky. This got my friend very excited, and other things than milk very quickly got mixed in. Luckily a little bit of actual nursing got him up and raring to go a second time, and I really should have gotten totally naked before getting busy.
I came like someone plugged me in to the 240v outlet like the rest of the household appliances, and things downstairs got pretty squishy, but my top never really stopped so my clothes looked like I got dragged down the highway by a hydroplaning big rig.
I managed to "walk of shame" my way home and get cleaned up before I talked to hubby, then he dropped the bomb that he has covid again, and now my happy happy fun time kind of doesn't feel as fun.
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Well WOO #96 Vixin. I'm WOOing the milky sex. Yes naked would make less of a mess on the clothes. That's really a hot account.
The COVID thing not so much. Take precautions and to avoid contact. Hope you're vaccinated. How about hubby? Did he get vaccinated yet still got COVID?
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I am totally up to date on both Covid and Flu shots. Hubby always comes up with excuses, and I can't swear he actually got around to going to his last one. He booked an appointment and bailed at least once, he was "going to get around to it". Now that he is sick, sounding like a drowning crow, there is no productive way to ask if he got that last vaccination.
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I am totally up to date on both Covid and Flu shots. Hubby always comes up with excuses, and I can't swear he actually got around to going to his last one. He booked an appointment and bailed at least once, he was "going to get around to it". Now that he is sick, sounding like a drowning crow, there is no productive way to ask if he got that last vaccination.
Use Morse code and knock through the wall..?
Dry erase markers on the window and write to each other? Just remember to write it backwards...
Seriously though, I hope he recovers without issues and long lasting symptoms.
Your story reminded me of a thing that happened years ago, and I hope I never ever EVER lactate.
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Forgot to post yesterday morning... I got laid on Thursday night.
Dan came home from his boys night out where they watched the Lions beat the GB team. I had on my Matthew Stafford jersey and (kinda sorta) matching blue satin underwear. The Lions jersey stayed on, undies came off. Dan has a very talented tongue. Go Lions! Go Dan!
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Go Lions! Go Dan!
Woo Dan.
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I was hoping to feel him dig in below my waste, grab my ass and lift in order to thrust deeper, but he was holding his weight off of me. I'm fine with that, I can wrap my legs around his thighs, and I do enjoy licking his nipples. He jumps and laughs when i get to them. I fucking love his reactions. I like to click my teeth shut near his nips just to see his reaction. Or drag my fingernails along his ribs to see him retract because it tickles. I know he want to go to pound town, but these little thing bring it all to a stop. I love how he kisses me deep as if its payment for him to proceed. I let him go for a bit, enjoying the full feeling. Then all I want to do is bite, suck, or drag my teeth or nails across his skin. I want to lick every inch of his body, taste all of him while he takes his pleasure from me. Does he get saltier when hes about to finish? Or sweeter?
It just taste delicious to me.
Now I sit here, listening to his slow gentle breathing. A beast at ease. Reasting. His warmth still lingering in my depth. I love it.
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Beautiful, S!
I too got laid. Cowgirl. Slow and gentle. Deep. We almost never O together. Last night we did.
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I did. 👋🏻
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Our ladies have been busy. WOOs to all three of you... except our WOO bot says I have to wait on Shiela's WOO. What a damn control freak... stupid bot.
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Wood, I mean woo’s, for all. I gave an extra one for Bob also.
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Our ladies have been busy.
Must be something about October. I too need to wait in order to Woo jules. But #400 for littlebit
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Gave him a halftime quickie during Monday night football.
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Gave him a halftime quickie during Monday night football.
NFL influenced sex. It's football season, ya'll.! Woo#2478
I washed my Stafford jersey, and it hung in the closet for a few days. Wore it yesterday. Had it on when we got intimate yesterday evening on the couch. Had to be extra quiet out in the family room.
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Gave him a halftime quickie during Monday night football.
NFL influenced sex. It's football season, ya'll.! Woo#2478
I washed my Stafford jersey, and it hung in the closet for a few days. Wore it yesterday. Had it on when we got intimate yesterday evening on the couch. Had to be extra quiet out in the family room.
I dont have a jersey, but I want Allan to wear a Jordy Nelson jersey... I would devour him.
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Absolutely I did. We were talking, I took off the jersey, and he stepped up to me, grabbed my butt with both hands and lifted me. I wrapped myself around him and he carried me to bed.
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I don't wiggle or squirm.
We got into bed last night and Dan asked if he can prove his point. Not knowing what he meant, he re ached down and grabbing the edge of my underwear, told me to get undressed.
I was on my back, legs opened for him. He kissed from my mouth, to my breasts, to my stomach, he remained there, teasing me. Making me wait. I gave in. opened my legs a little wider as I pushed his head further down.
I was going to d everything within my power to keep my body as still as possible as his tongue and lips worked their magic.
A few minutes later I felt the warmth begin in my breasts, the tingling. One of my hands left his head to touch my breasts. The heat built into a little ball of fire as it moved down to my stomach, and there it sat, spinning. Building. As it grew in strength I felt my motto lift off the mattress- first pushing into his face, and immediately pulling away from him. His arms were wrapped beneath my thighs, wrapping his hands around my legs, gripping my thighs, both holding my legs wider and holding me to him. My hand that was touching my breasts moved back down to his head. My fingers messed up his hair, more than it already was.
"Your pussy tastes so good tonight," Dan said, removing his mouth for a moment. I pulled him back into me.
I could feel my hips lift and shift about, Dan tried holding me still. The ball of fire spinning below my stomach grew stronger. There were times I felt like I was closing my legs, squeezing his head, and other times I couldn't open my legs open far enough. I gave up trying to limit my movements. The fire grew and crashed down into my sex, exploding where his tongue touched me. I arched my back. The shadows of the small light on the nightstand seemed to spin on the ceiling as my world crashed down around me like I was being tumbled in a strong warmth enveloping wave on a beach. I felt like the wave's undertow was trying to pull me out to sea. I let it take me. I floated away in the waters warmth.
I opened my eyes. Dan was standing now. Looking down at me. My legs still opened to him. We had started with my head on my pillow. I was now laying perpendicular across the mattress. His face came into focus.
"You definitely wiggle, Linda. "
I never like to admit when he's right.
He lowered his underwear. He was fully erect. No viagra tonight. Dan grabbed an ankle and pulled my leg across and over the other leg. He wanted me to roll over. I did. Grabbing the other ankle, he pulled my body back to him. I got first one knee under me, then the other. Both knees barely on the mattress. His hands steadying me at my hips as he lined himself up and slid effortlessly into me. My head and chest rested on the mattress. My back arched , butt in the air. He rocked in and out.
As my 2nd approached, I happened to note that I was not wiggling. Floundering might be a more accurate adjective.
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Woos to both. :emot_kiss:
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Definitely worth a steamy Woo. Being manhandled is so friggin sexy.
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#1659...Well deserved WOO. Great prose. I can see that ball of fire burning bright. Such a colorful vivid depiction of passion and Dan trying to hold a wiggler down as she squirmed.
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Knowing he was going to be gone for the next 3 days, we had a wonderful time messing up the bed sheets this morning. Stripped the bed and they're in the wash now.
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I got laid, oh so laid.
My lady answered the fear I have had that her desire to make me breast pump to make me produce milk for less fortunate children was going to make me less attractive to her. I know, she asked for it. It is irrational to think that she would ask for something she didn't want, but fear is not rational. Hormones do not help.
Turns out, she very much wants me exactly as I am. If you have never been objectified by another woman, you are missing out. I have never been made to feel so sexy in my life. Granted I have looked a whole lot better, but I have never FELT a whole lot better. She got me so very very aroused, and then allowed me to please her. We cuddled, we snuggled, she fed off me, then allowed me to wash her in the shower, to dry and dress her before we went out for dinner.
She let me please her again with my mouth and fingers before she showed me that scissors really are the most dangerous piece of office equipment. On top, she edged me several times before she let me cum, then she would not let me stop cumming until she was "damned good and ready".
The last time she got me off, I was breast pumping on the floor while she watched and let me hump her foot. I realize it does not sound like your stereotypical erotic experience, but since I was lactating at her order, using those stupid gerber bastard devices while looking UP into her eyes and humping myself on her foot was intensely erotic and one of the most profound submissive experience. All she had to do was not break eye contact and I was off to the races.
I no longer fear this was some sort of cruel joke. She really does want me like this. Trust means I should not fear, but you know, life hasn't always rewarded trust in the past. I feel shitty about doubting her now. I will do better.
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What? Vixin only.had 97 WOOs. Ok, 98 now. This was a hot post. All my other WOOs have been for her stories so it was fun to read a RL account. Like Vixin's stories it's sexy.
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#100 from me, not for the sex, but for the emotion.
I once told a SO that “loving someone means giving them permission to hurt you.” Because once you care, you let your guard down. There is that raw emotion of being vulnerable. You describe it so well.
And I’m very happy for you.
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Following the Astros loss, I crawled into bed to a sleeping Dan. I had thought he wanted to get lucky, but I guess not.
I fell to sleep pretty quickly. I was awoken by a roaming hand under my top. He was cuddled up behind me. I whispered "in the morning". The pinch and tugging he gave my nipple told me that was not the answer he wanted to hear. I reached back and felt him. He was already free of his boxers. He was hard, like super hard. I asked if he took a pill. "No ma'am just laying here thinking about you and this past weekend."
I got undressed and threw my leg over him. My body laid atop of his. He held me at the waist and rocked me back and forth. It was too slow for me. I wanted it a lot faster. Got out from under the covers. It was cold. I got on my hands and knees. He slid into me. It was still too slow. He gripped my hips and pulled me to him hard, causing my bum to slap against him. "Yes," I said.
It wasn't fast, but each inward thrust that followed was emitting a slapping noise from our bodies slamming together. It wasn't long before I reached my O. When it hit me, Dan sped up as fast as he could. It was all a bit much as my body was still riding the wave. My arms gave way and my head and chest met the mattress. I couldn't control the volume level of my moans. Just as I was coming back down to Earth, I could tell he started nearing his moment. I had him pull out and lay down. I bent over him and took him in my mouth. He pulled at my leg, wanting to maneuver onto his mouth. His soft tongue felt so good on me. I moaned. He let loose. I slowly cleaned him up as he softened in my mouth, while he lightly licked me.
We cuddled back up under the covers. I never really fell back to sleep. He was snoring in no time. I laid there for an hour and came out to the family room to read my kindle. And then hopped on here.
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WOO #1-666. Hope that number doesn't bode something evil, with Halloween being so close
Glad Dan's back in bed with you again, keeping you warm. :emot_kiss:
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Following the Astros loss, I crawled into bed to a sleeping Dan. I had thought he wanted to get lucky, but I guess not.
I fell to sleep pretty quickly. I was awoken by a roaming hand under my top. He was cuddled up behind me. I whispered "in the morning". The pinch and tugging he gave my nipple told me that was not the answer he wanted to hear. I reached back and felt him. He was already free of his boxers. He was hard, like super hard. I asked if he took a pill. "No ma'am just laying here thinking about you and this past weekend."
I got undressed and threw my leg over him. My body laid atop of his. He held me at the waist and rocked me back and forth. It was too slow for me. I wanted it a lot faster. Got out from under the covers. It was cold. I got on my hands and knees. He slid into me. It was still too slow. He gripped my hips and pulled me to him hard, causing my bum to slap against him. "Yes," I said.
It wasn't fast, but each inward thrust that followed was emitting a slapping noise from our bodies slamming together. It wasn't long before I reached my O. When it hit me, Dan sped up as fast as he could. It was all a bit much as my body was still riding the wave. My arms gave way and my head and chest met the mattress. I couldn't control the volume level of my moans. Just as I was coming back down to Earth, I could tell he started nearing his moment. I had him pull out and lay down. I bent over him and took him in my mouth. He pulled at my leg, wanting to maneuver onto his mouth. His soft tongue felt so good on me. I moaned. He let loose. I slowly cleaned him up as he softened in my mouth, while he lightly licked me.
We cuddled back up under the covers. I never really fell back to sleep. He was snoring in no time. I laid there for an hour and came out to the family room to read my kindle. And then hopped on here.
Sleep is A need. It frequently isn't THE need. I do love to just enjoy the feeling of being fulfilled. Not doing anything, not speaking, not working, just sitting in the physical, mental, and emotional feeling of completion. It sounds like you had one of those moments, and fully gave yourself to it..
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Woo. #1667. You gave the Devil his due.
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Yesterday, I posted the following in'What Are Your Dreams Like"
I was thoroughly f*d by my friend's son (and his brother joined him this time) Just great. Yeah, I thought that was behind me since it has been a few weeks. But WHAM, out of nowhere he's taking me on my coffee table and I'm screaming so loud I could be waking the dead. He tells his brother to shut me up. Thats when I wake up.
I told Dan about my dream the other night. And told him what I posted in the Dreams thread. He asked "You used the word thoroughly to describe it to your friends, that's odd?"
"It's an adverb to give a deeper understanding of what I felt in my dream. "
He asked when the last time was that he thoroughly f*d me.
I thought about it and described an instant recently, then he shot it down saying it was intense for a bit, but I was not thoroughly f*d.
I agreed.
"Would you like thoroughly fucked tonight?"
I just laughed. He didn't. He just smiled.
"Well, would you?"
I said "Sure."
He got undressed. I got him hard using my mouth. Once he was, he had me get on my hands and knees. I O'd before him. He got on the bed, leaning back against the headboard and I got on him. He can last longer like this because he says the penetration isn't as deep or something. I O'd again as he licked and played roughly with my breasts.
I rolled off of him and with me laying on my side, he lifted one leg and entered me, sort of a scissors position, this was really intense for me. As I O'd a third time, he pulled out and entered my bum. It had been a while. It was uncomfortable and we moved to doggy position. He was slow, but with long and deep strokes. He has never fully entered me here, but he was pushing the limit. He finally had his moment.
I collapsed on the bed.
Dan got up to clean himself up, leaving me sprawled across the bed. Unknowing to me, he took a Viagra. He came back in with a wet wash cloth and cleaned me up. After wiping away the mess, he rolled me over and used his tongue on me. It felt great. I took his head in my hands and held him to me as I opened my legs wide. I reached happy land again.
Dan went to the closet and got some toys. I said I was pretty much done. He said he hasn't been thorough enough yet.
He helped me up and guided me to the chair I like to sit in to read when I can't sleep. I had a feeling of what was coming. After I sat, he knelt and lifted first one leg over the arm of the chair, then the other. I was so vulgarly on display to him. He pulled out the largest butt plug, spit on it and inserted into me. He then grabbed a silicone dildo that I haven't used in a long time and held it to me. Get it wet. I like having him in my mouth, but not a dildo. I did as he asked though. A moment later he Sid, "Now fuck yourself."
I inserted it. As I reached down between my legs, he reached up and began toying with my nipples again. Gently, then more roughly.
I was tiring and said so. He took it in his hand and began pistoling it in and out as fast as he could. Spitting near the entry point to keep it lubricated. I asked to go slower, but he didn't. As I announced I was cumming, he removed it and tossed it aside. His thumbs reached in opening me wide and he licked me roughly all over but making sure to give attention to my clitoris. I screamed loudly as I tried unsuccessfully to push him away. I finally got a heel on his shoulder and pushed him away.
I laid there with one foot on the ground, one foot still over the arm of the chair. He stood up. He was semi hard. He took himself in his hand and began stroking.
"I'm done, that wa enough."
"But not thorough enough."
He was hard enough to enter me. He knelt down, placing my leg back over the arm of the chair and entered me. He pulled me forward now so my bum was hanging over the edge. A leg slipped off the end of the arm rest, but he caught it and lifted it in to his shoulder. Then did the same with the other leg. I slumped back, just melting into the chair. I don't know how long we were in that position before he helped me onto the floor, kneeling. I couldn't hold my own weight and my head and chest were soon on the floor, he holding my hips. I didn't know how much more I could take.
He toyed with the butt plug which I had forgotten about. He was flicking it with his finger. It felt great, but I was done. He then removed it and Ia moment later it was replaced by my smallest vibrator. He inserted it and turned it on. As he rocked in and out of me, he jabbed the vibrator in and out slowly.
This continued until he neared ejaculation. He pulled the vibrator out and entered me with his manhood. Long deep strokes. Deeper than he has ever been in me there. I could feel him tense as he pulled my bun to meet his hips, our skin touching for the first time ever like this. I cried out as he emptied into me.
He was breathing hard as he steadied my hips. He slowly went limp, still inside me, before pulling out. I wa steady to just roll on my side, but he steadied me and helped me into bed.
I laid there as he cleaned up my backside. He went in the bathroom and cleaned himself up.
Crawling in bed, he cuddled up behind me. I rolled over and we kissed for what seemed like 10 minutes, never saying a word I rolled back over and he wrapped his arm over me, engulfing my breast. I fell asleep pretty quickly.
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Put a Patent on that guy Hun. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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A thorough description. Walking a little bow legged today I bet. Woo.
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Holy Fucking shit Jules!! Just reading that made me lightheaded and feeling like I'm gonna be walking side to side.
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Holy Fucking shit Jules!! Just reading that made me lightheaded and feeling like I'm gonna be walking side to side.
Me likey.
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Holy Fucking shit Jules!! Just reading that made me lightheaded and feeling like I'm gonna be walking side to side.
Okay, not kidding here. I was going to answer I felt pretty good this morning, except my bum was a little sore. Then goofball Toe posts that^
I laughed out loud.
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After a couple weeks of me not being in the mood, and then him not being himself, we got back in the saddle last night. Well not so much a saddle as his gaming chair.
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Gave you a WOO. Been a long draught for you guys. Gaming.chair was like...WTF??? :emot_laughing:
Happy for you. I needed some cheering up.
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Go S!
I have not. But I have a few times in my dreams the last few nights. Different characters.
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Well... sometimes dreams do come true. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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I didn't, but...
Texting with a friend this morning. She went on a second date last night with a guy to the Lions game. She said she had a lot of fun. Then spills that she got laid in the parking lot in his Escalade. Yikes! She said she'll talk to me later.
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Sounds like a story there. Maybe your friend should join KB.
Sending virtual chicken soup for Dan. Hmmm, was starting to leak through the envelope as I dropped it into the mailbox. :emot_laughing:
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I didn't, but...
Texting with a friend this morning. She went on a second date last night with a guy to the Lions game. She said she had a lot of fun. Then spills that she got laid in the parking lot in his Escalade. Yikes! She said she'll talk to me later.
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This isn’t your friend is it? :emot_laughing:
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No, but she was on the news this morning in Detroit, interviewed by the morning crew.
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No, but she was on the news this morning in Detroit, interviewed by the morning crew.
Gibson said she was “amazingly strong” and picked him up off the ground. Amazing what the power of an aroused beaver can do.
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Not lions related, but I did. I was imagining his gaming chair was a bus seat.
My throat is FUCKING KILLING me today!!!
I actually hit a point I could not even try anymore. My throat was so damn sore, and I know I was a disgusting mess to look at with snot and tears everywhere, and I left him a slobbery nasty mess. Definitely need to let the chair dry out for a bit.
My throat hurt so much it was actually distracting me from reaching orgasm. He however was loving it, but felt guilty for it. Whenever I would gag, my throat would squeeze his dick, and it was "nothing [he] ever felt before". That makes it all worth it.
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Geez...you always find a way to take things to new heights.
(Sending a carton of throat lozenges to you through Amazon. Ordered them gift wrapped in "Good Girl" paper.)
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My throat is FUCKING KILLING me today!!!
Had to steal from the dreams thread for a repost. :emot_laughing:
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Another woo.
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It didn't, but that didn't stop me from trying my damndest.
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I did. Throat still feeling sore, so no oral activity, at least I was performing any. I recieved quite a but of it though. Was candy involved? Perhaps some chocolate. He was had a heresies bar he'd rub around in me for a bit and the lick and suck it off before adding more. He joked about pop rocks, but he didn't have any. I wouldnt have stopped him if he wanted to try. He made sure I had my O before he even entered me. We were on the couch and the way he was going was doing wonders. I was able to get a second O in before he popped.
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Dan still has a cough. But, he is up and about and feeling better.
The oldest took the little one and one of her friends to the apple orchard. I finished working in the yard a bit and it started raining. I came back in and jumped in the shower. I got out and toweled off. Wrapped a towel around me and walked to the closet. Dan came in the room I decided to see if he was interested. It has been a while. I dropped my towel. He looked me up and down. As he began to unzip, I reached in and took over. Taking his jeans and undies to his mid thigh. I dropped to my knees and took him in my mouth. It took him a minute to harden and I stroked him while holding just his head in my mouth. My lips locked behind the head. I fondled his sack in my hand and rubbed my tongue around the surface of his head.
I have been forcing him to drink lots of liquid during his sickness, I think that played a factor as to why there was so much ejaculate. That, and the fact he hasn't O'd in 10 days.
A few minutes later we were enjoying cinnamon sugar donuts and cider the kids brought in from the cider mill.
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Is there anybody on the planet who cannot woo MJ a million times?
It's #1692 from me
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#1693 WOO from me. A virtual WOO to Dan for getting back in action. :emot_kiss:
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Hot damn MJ. Went from sherriff to nurse in the drop of a towel. Woo
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Well said Shiela...well said. :emot_laughing:
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Rode him like a Mongolian messenger.
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:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
WOO for the great word picture.
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Bob made me do it!!
After Thursday night football, I climbed into his lap while he sat on the couch. I asked if it felt good. told him it felt good. is that good? is this good? am I good? Am I good to you? He said yes to everything, and then..
"Am I your good girl?"
"Oh yeah."
Chills
I asked him once more, and then he said it twice on his own. Once after he finished.
Now I just need him to grab my neck when he says it.
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Woo to my very good girl. * gently choking your sweet little neck *
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Thinking about things like that will keep in a heightened state of arousal all day.
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GOOD GIRL!
So glad I was able to start something. ;D
Paul used to like to grab my neck and it was hot. Just let Allen know you're his to use. Sometimes to get what you want is to top from the bottom. It works
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I've been working outside raking leaves, listening to my Spotify. I think it helps pass the time while I'm working.
How can raking leaves get even better? By listening to a Shiela podcast while raking leaves. I'm serious when I say this ....you could be an international superstar podcaster. I've even got a name for it...The Good Girl
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I've been working outside raking leaves, listening to my Spotify. I think it helps pass the time while I'm working.
How can raking leaves get even better? By listening to a Shiela podcast while raking leaves. I'm serious when I say this ....you could be an international superstar podcaster. I've even got a name for it...The Good Girl
"The Growler Hour"
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I've been working outside raking leaves, listening to my Spotify. I think it helps pass the time while I'm working.
How can raking leaves get even better? By listening to a Shiela podcast while raking leaves. I'm serious when I say this ....you could be an international superstar podcaster. I've even got a name for it...The Good Girl
link?
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I like that name, Staci.
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Just a quick romp under the sheets and then a good night's sleep.
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Went over to Allan's last night to console him yet again 😂🤣.
We were snacking, having a few drinks while another game played on the tv. We talked for a while, and then I climbed into his lap and teased him a bit about his team. Then I got into talking about what would make him feel better. I said we could do whatever he wanted.
"You want to play a board game or xbox we can do that. Want me to sit quietly and watch more football, ok. Want me to lay over the back of the couch while you play my butt cheeks like a set of bongos, I'm all for it."
I was grinding my hips into him pretty good while asking hoping we wouldnt choose the first two options. I could almsot hear the squeaking of those gears in his head while he thought it over.
"Anything you want to try, I'll try my best for you."
Squeak, squeak, squeak 🤣
"Promise I wont judge, I'm your good girl remember"
He laughed a little at that, while saying I was. I very nearly went straight inside his pants after that, but still waited, and then out of everything I could have done for him, he chooses a footjob.
I leaned in and kissed him to hide my reaction. I did not judge, but I could not help thinking, when did so many guys get so into feet? I dont get it, they are ugly nasty things, but I've been with several, that liked it David, Jake, Shawn, Brian, and now Allan.?.? Not judging, but wished it was something else. This wouldn't be the first time I did this, but I definitely wouldn't call myself an expert. And I'd be a liar if I said it didnt feel good to have a hot hard dick pressed against the bottom of my feet. It also feels nice when they suck on my toes. Tickles but in a nice way.
Anyways, got his pants off and used my hand and mouth to get him all set. He leaned back on one side of the couch while I took my pants off and got comfy on the other. I then asked if he wanted socks on or off. He couldn't really decide, so I said I'll just leave one on and then he'll know which he likes better.
His reaction to the initial shock of cold toes made is both laugh, but then I got into it. I'd hook one foot around the top and press my other foot to the bottom and rub that one up and down. I'd do that for a bit, and then switch it up. He said the socks felt nice but the fabric started getting uncomfortable, so I took the sock off and it was bare feet. I played with myself a bit watching him, and he watched me having my fun.
My legs were starting to burn when he popped. Most went on his stomach, but enough got on my feet. I made a show of licking everything clean, and realized my flexibility is falling off quick. May need to start so yoga or something.
Asked what he thought, and did he enjoy it, and even though he said he liked it, hes not sure if he'll ask for that again. Wanted to try it out, and now that he did, he may be done with it. I doubt that, the urge will rise again and when it does, I'll do it again.
Anyways, long long story short I didn't get laid but my feet did😂🤣
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Allen should know what a "good girl" does for you. ;D.
Next time he suggests board games choose strip Checkers. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
WOO 2538.
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I probably shouldn't be telling this, but I think it's cute, but he's embarrassed by what happened. He cant believe he asked me to do what I did and is not regretting it.
I told him not to be, trying new things are supposed to be fun. He wanted to try it, I had no problem doing it, so there is no reason to be embarrassed or have an issue with it. I didnt have to touch his feet, so I was all good with it. We had both been drinking, so I'm sure that has something to do with it, and as you like to say, "post nut clarity is real."
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sigh... it's been over a month, and probably a ways to go yet :'(
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I had so much sex the last three days. Even after showers, and lotions, I think I can still smell the sex.
I gave him road head on the drive up, and then when he was pumped back up after a small bite to eat and we broke in the bed at the hotel.
Tuesday we hit nearly every surface in the hotel. That is not a small feat considering it's a condo. Two bedrooms, two baths full kitchen and a hot tub... oh yeah, we made waves in that baby Tuesday night and wenday morning.
Since nobody else was there, we did it right in front of the sliding patio door that led out to the pool area. It was freezing pressing my chest against the glass, but it missed so deliciously with his hot mouth on my neck and shoulders and his rock hardness feeding the growler. The place also has a gas fireplace, so he slid a chair in font of that and i rode him with the heat on my back.
We also made sure to hit the other bedroom, because why not. It was mostly oral on his part.
Little role playing as well. He was the visitor and I was then local call girl willing to do whatever he wanted. I actually stepped outside in nothing but shoes, panties, and a jacket, and came a knocking. He was skeptical about me walking around outside, but it was getting dark already at 5:00pm, and there was nobody else there, except the hotel staff. Cant tell you how much I hoped somebody saw me. That thought fuiled me through what happened after i got inside. Thinking about people know what we're doing, or suspecting. He was in everywhere at one time or another.
He took two pills during our stay, and they weren't to very good use. When he wasn't on it, he drove, but it was raging, I did the riding.
Before we headed home, we stopped at caves point park and got his truck rocking. Not literally as there were a good number of people there, most taking photos of the snowy area. We started in the front seart, but thought that would be too obvious, so it was time to climb in back. We did it doggy while watching people.
Was definitely a getaway to remember.
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After reading that. Dan is f*n me hard tonight. No questions asked. If it's not hard enough, I'm calling in backup.
#meSoHornyFmeLongTime
#2546 for my fave call girl. :-*
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Jeez. You guys left a trail where ever you went.
WOO
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Still a little sick, but went in to the bedroom about 10:30 last night. Undressed completely and crawled into bed and waited. I drifted off, but awoke when he crawled into bed.
"Cuddle me," I whispered.
When his hand touched my bare skin, he started to explore. A few minutes later, I was on my back with my knees up and legs spread.
He was too gentle and I said, "rougher."
He granted my request.
Reaching over, he was rock hard.
"Fuck me, please."
This time he did not follow my instructions, instead he disappeared under the covers and got me to happy land with his tongue.
Then I made a demand. "Fuck me."
The covers were tossed back. He got his arms under my knees and lifted my legs. Causing my bum to lift as my body folded in half. My knees almost touching my breasts. He lined up to my entrance and I said, "give me everything now." I was wet enough.
He buried hi,self in me and slammed all of himself into me on every thrust.
I came hard, with him not far behind. It was great, but I would have loved another 15 minutes of that quick and hard stuff.
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"Cuddle me," I whispered.
Woo!!
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Last night, we were in bed cuddling. His hands were roaming again. His hands found their way under my shirt, then in my undies.
As I sat up and removed my shirt, he asked, "Will you play with yourself. I'd like to watch you do that."
I thought about it and agreed. Then I thought about how I haven't paid special attention to grooming and if he was going to watch with the light on, I needed to touch things up.
When I got in the bathroom, I thought, 'what the hell'. I peeked out and asked Dan to join me in the bathroom. I had a wash cloth, the razor and shaving cream on the counter.
I sat up on the counter. Had him get the water extra hot and soaked the wash cloth. He handed it to me and I held it on myself for a minute and then gave him permission to do as he liked, but not bare. And he shaved a 2" wide landing strip, extending upward to where my pubic hair doesn't grow.
He wiped me down, helped me from the counter and I noticed he was extremely hard. "Bring the wash cloth in with us."
He went to my side of the bed, as I went to the closet to my hidden shoe box of toys. I had one toy in mind. Opening the box, it wasn't there. I was confused because I knew it was there and not in the RV. I thought of our oldest who did know about the toys. I will talk to her later. I have before and she was told they are personal items and mine and hands off. I'll find out later this morning on that.
Back in the room I sat in my reading chair, facing the bed. Dan sitting on the mattress facing me. I started with my fingers and then grabbed a toy. A couple of minutes in I asked him to slip the tinies vibrator in my bum. He did and then turned it on. Oh Lordy. My fingers played a bit more and I needed more. I grabbed my biggest toy and rub the head up and down the length and then pushed it in as deep as was comfortable. So filling. I left it there as my fingers played with my clitoris and my other hands were alternating between each breast and nipple.
I never watched him. But I heard him grunting. Opening my eyes, the wash cloth was wrapped around the head and he was having little tremors. I was right behind him and clamped my eyes shut as my O hit me.
Current streak: 2 nights in a row
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Excellent news. Wish I had the power to double WOO you. You'll have to settle for 1710.
Glad you two are back in sync and both feeling better. Also maybe a lock on the toy box ;D
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And definitely a woo from me.
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I had MJ in my head most of the afternoon yesterday, and the thought if giving Allsn a show from his gaming chair, but he was already in it playing a game, but thankfully it was football he was playing alone, so interrupting him with some reverse cowgirl action was no problem. His hands move around a lot more in that position.❤
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Ah... the old gaming chair. If only it could talk. ;D :emot_kiss:
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I had MJ in my head most of the afternoon yesterday, and the thought if giving Allsn a show from his gaming chair, but he was already in it playing a game, but thankfully it was football he was playing alone, so interrupting him with some reverse cowgirl action was no problem. His hands move around a lot more in that position.❤
I always enjoy giving him a show. I know how much he likes it and I still get to happy land.
My streak ended at 2. But we did sleep naked, which we don't do often, but is very nice.
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The Lions won, so I did.
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Yay... let's keep the Lions winning! And, you guys don't have a gaming chair. ;D :emot_kiss:
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I've been waking up in the middle of the night.
Last night, after I awoke, I went in to the bathroom. When I came back out, Dan asked what was up. I said I couldn't sleep. He suggested I get undressed. I discovered that he had shed his undies while I was in the bathroom.
His side of the bed was nice and warm. I laid on top of him as he rubbed my back and held me. I reached down and got him hard. Then nestled him inside. Still laying on him, we rocked very very slow as we kissed. It might have gone on for 25 minutes, just slow rocking. Fireworks went off for me twice. He finally saw fireworks.
So that was very nice.
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WOO. Slow and steady wins the race. Sounds like a pleasant way to get back to sleep. :emot_kiss:
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I did !!!!! :D
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Bears won, Allan was a happy happy man. Which lead to a "good dicking down" as he so elegantly put it. :roll:
I had to work, but was able to leave early. Ran home, took a shower, changed, called my sister from another mister (shannon) a call, popped on to KB for a minute, and then out the door.
Got to his parents house a bit before halftime. Watched the game with excitment and shock. Was quite surprised by the outcome. Road head was on the menu, but he had a bit too much to drink, so I drove us to his place. I may not have been able to give him head, but I was still able to give him a halfway decent handjob. He did return he favor with some magic finger work of his own.
Back to his place and straight to bed. I was on top, and leaning over into him. Grinding away, when he started shifting his hips under me. We both swore on how great that felt, and we kept up the motion. I could tell he was starting to struggle keeping up the movement when I thankfully hit my O, and he almost immediately released, and we rode out our orgasms together. It was spectacular!
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WOO #2556. Great way to support his team. Hope Green Bay wins tonight so that's a repeat performance. :emot_kiss:
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He wont be attending the game at my dad's. He has prior engagements. We'll see what he's up to after though.
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I was waiting for him when he got home. I had taken another shower and rubbed myself down with coconut oil. He really seems to love that. We teared each other a bit about what he did and then all my photos, and then it was straight to business. I had wanted a hit more of what he started and he was very willing to oblige me. It has only happened to me a few times before, but I can honestly say that having a tongue run around on my back side is an unique yet extremely pleasant sensation. I was giggling and moaning at the same. He was very enthusiastic about it all. He wasnt just focusing on my butt either. His tongue was going everywhere. Think he was trying to lick all the coconut off of me.
He hadn't taken a pill like I had suggested, but by this time, I just wanted him in me, and didn't really care about anything else. Wasnt about to wait whatever it took for it to start working. He took me from behind. I for sure thought after all his tongue work, he was going to go in my butt, but he just kept feeding the growler. He did however put him thumb back there. I was also rubbing my bean, so I was hitting the finish line relatively fast. He was going pretty strong, and he lasted a bit longer than I did.
Then a couple hours later, he had taken a pull unbeknownst to me, and I was a big shocked when he climbed on top of me. I wrapped my arms and legs around him and enjoyed our second round, when h got up, and pulled me to the edge of the bed. He stood, and had both my legs together on one shoulder when he stared going again. He was so hard and it was hot. He was going about how I had been imagining it all day.
I had to push him away twice after each orgasm. I asked if he wanted to go in my butt, but he just chuckles and went back at the growler.
I may not have bruises, but I pretty much got what I asked for. ❤
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Writer of the year material.
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Writer of the year material.
Agreed. A woo 2560 for her. And a nomination.
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WOO 2561 from me Sweetie. Your growler may get well fed. But your accounts take us all to the moon. ;D
May I suggest you you combine all these accounts in to a book. BEST SELLER!!!
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Should I start posting them in Sheila's sunday thread??
Then you can read and go back to see all those boobie pics?? Maybe link them at the end of the post like such.
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Should I start posting them in Sheila's sunday thread??
Then you can read and go back to see all those boobie pics?? Maybe link them at the end of the post like such.
Hotel with Black 👠 and black undies still my favorite
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Should I start posting them in Sheila's sunday thread??
Then you can read and go back to see all those boobie pics?? Maybe link them at the end of the post like such.
Hotel with Black 👠 and black undies still my favorite
Is and always will be my confidence booster.
I'm friggin sexy AF!!!
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Should I start posting them in Sheila's sunday thread??
Then you can read and go back to see all those boobie pics?? Maybe link them at the end of the post like such.
Hotel with Black 👠 and black undies still my favorite
Is and always will be my confidence booster.
I'm friggin sexy AF!!!
Put, well yeah you are. :-*
I just went through the first 12 or so Sheila's Sunday thread. There were some hot pictures of rope play. I showed Dan. We are alone this weekend. I told him "I want tied up this weekend . Surprise me with how you do it. "
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I just went through the first 12 or so Sheila's Sunday thread. There were some hot pictures of rope play. I showed Dan. We are alone this weekend. I told him "I want tied up this weekend . Surprise me with how you do it. "
Love it!! So spicy. I think in speak for us all when I say, I can't wait to read all about it hear. Perhaps he'll leave you with some more rosey red flesh.
I miss the imprints on wrists and ankles. Allan hasn't wanted to even try since our last incident when I started getting joked by that scarf.
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I just went through the first 12 or so Sheila's Sunday thread. There were some hot pictures of rope play. I showed Dan. We are alone this weekend. I told him "I want tied up this weekend . Surprise me with how you do it. "
After drying off from my shower, I walked out of the bathroom into the bedroom. Laying on the freshly made bed was some lingerie, along with and the restraints we have already connected at the corners of the bed. On the bench at the end of the bed were toys. Suction cups toys, dildos and vibes. And a small gift wrapped box.
I have a feeling I will be posting in this thread tomorrow morning.
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And then...and then???
(Bob starts turning blue from holding his breath waiting for the rest of the story.)
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And then...and then???
(Bob starts turning blue from holding his breath waiting for the rest of the story.)
He says he is preparing for tonight. Giving me all day to think about it.
Breathe Bob, Breathe.
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Yes.
I'm not going to go into great detail. I told Dan earlier in the week that I was looking at images in Sheilas thread where women were tied up. I hinted that we should try that soon. He said Saturday night.
Yesterday I got out of the shower and he had the restraints already tied to the bed, along with the lingerie he wanted me to wear, and some toys. And a gift wrapped box.
After the Lions game I changed and went into the bedroom and Dan secured me to the bed. He used many of my toys on me, giving me a few orgasms over the next hour.
Then he asked if I wanted to see what the gift was. I was pretty much wiped out, I assumed it was a dildo by the shape of the box.
This is my new best friend (https://www.lovexxo.com/collections/clit-vibrators/products/3-in-1-clit-licking-tongue-clitoral-sucking-g-spot-vibrator-sex-toys?spm=..collection_334823bc-73a9-4620-9174-aecc7942ac8b.collection_1.11). She licks, sucks and vibrates. I still have to experiment with all the settings. But these were the 3 biggest orgasms of the night.
The last one brought tears to my eyes. I lost all emotional control as I screamed and O'd. Dan did not even get out of his pajamas. All focus was on me. When it was over, he just let me free and cuddled up behind me in bed and I was asleep in seconds.
And reading the instructions this morning, it doesn't just need applied to the clitoris, the nipples also. Turn it around and slip it inside for g-spot.
So so so much experimenting to be done.
Dan has already been crowned best gift giver this year.
Update: And I just went online and ordered two for a couple of other people in my life that I know will enjoy this.
(https://img.staticdj.com/b45bb5ccf6f010c350064bfed6a71869_750x.gif)
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Oh, now that looks, and sounds, exciting. I'm not even sure which side I'd want to try first.
Oh, and I just saw it's waterproof... this and my shower buddy :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
Wonder if it's too late to write Santa.
And woo to both of you! Leave and restraint marks. Always saw those as sexy AF.
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And woo to both of you! Leave any restraint marks. Always saw those as sexy AF.
No, I only pulled at them a couple of times during a couple of intense moments. They are super soft padded with velour covering, with velcro to secure around wrists and ankles, so no marks. There are two other straps that hook to the side rails of the bed that attach at the top of each calf to pull my thighs open. I have a friction mark and raw spot behind both knees.
I washed my new toy this morning and afterward was playing with the settings. Dan had it on one suck setting and one lick setting. Never changing things up.
THERE ARE 9 DIFFERENT SETTINGS. Men, please read the f'n directions please whether its for the lawn mower, how to install a light fixture, or how to work your woman's new sex toy.
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WOO #1720 WOO awarded for lasting through such an extended session of Os. I always thought those were an exaggeration in porn stories. ( What happens on the game chair excluded)
Small wonder you went right to sleep after. Dan gets a special award of merit for abstaining from any pleasure and make the night all about you. :emot_kiss:
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THERE ARE 9 DIFFERENT SETTINGS. Men, please read the f'n directions please whether its for the lawn mower, how to install a light fixture, or how to work your woman's new sex toy.
Should bold printed on all packaging.🤣
If he knew all those settings, it could have been another hour of playtime!!
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... it could have been another hour of playtime!!
Another hour, haha, No, but a little variety might have taken me to another level, which I think the next level was me passing out actually.
When I said the last one brought tears to my eyes, I should have been more clear...tears were running freely from my eyes. Dan thought I was crying, which I was, but not in a sad way. It was just crying. I've never had that happen before.
He felt bad and said he was sorry before I explained I was okay, telling him it just felt so good I don't know what came over me. Before untying me, he leaned down and gave me the softest gentlest kiss on my clitoris. That felt pretty good too.
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I say again - how can you not woo MJ's descriptions. And a virtual woo for Dan for being so thoughtful.
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I wont be tonight, but I was supposed to, or at least I thought I was.
Allan was coming home tonight, which I thought ment hell be home in the evening. He wont be home till almost one in the A.M. sure, I don't have to work tomorrow, but he does, and hes gonna want to go straight to sleep. So no nookie for Shy tonight. What an ass!
Shower buddy and womanizer tonight. Gonna try to rage f*ck myself.
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I had been thinking gaming chair all day, but when I got there, I didn't care where, but I was gonna get me that D!
Started out in the kitchen where he told me about his trip. Hanging out at a bar where the men's room was wall to wall playboy centerfolds from the 80s and 90s. I guess the on going joke is to see if somebody comes out with pee on their shoes because they weren't paying attention. Anyways, I ask how many times did you go in there. Did he have himself a self love session ogling all the boobs. Few more silly questions before I started reaching for those pants.
I got to my knees while he leaned against the counter. I did my thing with his thing until my jaw started aching and then we moved it to the sofa where I climbed into his lap and did a slow grind. I dont think either one of us got close to finishing before we decided to move the bedroom. Once in bed, he took complete control and I just laid back and enjoyed it.
This morning while I was filling my coffee cup, he came up behind me, and hugged me. He started groping my boobs, and then slid his hand down my shorts. I knew he had to leave for work soon, so I said he shoulnt be wasting time with foreplay. He responded by pulling my shorts down and bending me over the counter. It was quick, even for him, and I nearly knocked over the coffee creamer with how he was going at it. He finished, and headed out the door. I enjoyed feeling him long after he left.
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Hanging out at a bar where the men's room was wall to wall playboy centerfolds from the 80s and 90s. I guess the on going joke is to see if somebody comes out with pee on their shoes because they weren't paying attention.
In college, I used my magazine centerfold collection to paper the walls and ceiling of my bathroom, at the fraternity house. I lived in the old house mother’s apartment. It became a bit of a landmark. No tour of the house was considered complete until you had seen “Toe’s bathroom.”
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I just can't stop WOOing your adventures. # 2610
You two always are so creative. No wonder you have ave such good material. :emot_kiss:
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I kinda tease him and instigate it with rubbing up on him here and there, or bending over or needlessly sticking my butt out.
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This gal!!!
Nothing fancy, no gaming chair, no porno positions or too much filthy talking. Just him, me, one toy, and a while lot of pleasure.
I never realised until recently how much I love to rest a hand on his chest when he's sleeping and feel his heart and the slow rise and fall of his breathing.
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I never realised until recently how much I love to rest a hand on his chest when he's sleeping and feel his heart and the slow rise and fall of his breathing.
It’s called love. I hope he appreciates what you two have. Happy holidays.
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Was a very stiring couple of days. Between the packers game on Christmas eve, and then Christmas on Monday, I was cooking, and baking up a storm. I spent the majority of the day with my family, but left a few hours earlier than normal. Drove over to Allan's parents house and spent s couple hours with them.
By the time we got home, I was dragging ass, but still wanted to be intimate with him. It's really hard to be sexy and seductive when you can't stop yawning. He said it was cute, but i figure he was just being nice.
Gave him a little strip tease, and got him good and ready with my mouth before climbing on too if him. He had his partner tucked under his pillow and slipped it between us. The little vibrator is not the most powerful, and I doubt it could ever get me there by itself, but when he's inside me, it is the perfect tool for the job.
We were both tired, so we wanted to finish quickly, but we both didnt want to rush it, so the rythm was off, and I went to the edge three or four times before I orgasmed.
Tossed the vibe to the side, and just focused on him. I stared moving faster, and he said he wanted to go doggy, so I slid off him. And got on my hands and knees. Normally I'd drop my head on a pillow with my butt up, but I told him he could pull my hair if he wanted, and I was very pleasantly surprised when he did. He hit the finish line rather quickly.
After some post coital care, we stared a Christmas movie on Netflix. He fell asleep just a few minutes in, and I wasn't far behind.
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Thought I was going to. Was very prepared to, but fell asleep on the sofa while watching tv. Woke up about 3 am, he covered us up and slept next to me. I woke him up, and we went to bed.
Still to tired to even do anything other than shower and drink coffee this morning.
Holiday jetlag.
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Another night of expectation, and another night snubbed.
I did however make sure he was drained before he left. I would have sucked him in the open front doorway if I had too, but I made sure he was satisfied before he headed out to meet his buddies.
I am patiently waiting my thank you.😘
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After cleaning up at Dad's, I headed over to Allan's. He was a bit sour when I got there. Whats wrong? Chicago was eliminated from the playoffs with a packer win. If it had been a tie, they would still have a chance. I said he should be used to the disappointment by now.
We decided to stay in as neither of is are good with crowds. I can tolerate them better than he can. The fact I'm always going to concerts helped me. However, big crowds and party poppers and fireworks is a bit different. No wat was he going to go to that. My phone had been blowing up all evening from friends letting me know where they were going to be.
He wasnt sure of is be coming by or going out with friends, I told him he had to be crazy if he thought I wasn't going to be kissing him at midnight. Few jokes about how we celebrate the earth making a rotation around the sun like it's some big accomplishment for us.
Midnight was less than an hour away when we kissed after he refilled my drink. Then again, and then I had my.arms around his neck. Then we were in a kitchen chair kissing. He likes to keep.his place a little chilly, but his hands were warm under my shirt. I was going to start stripping then and there, but he said let's go somewhere more comfy. No, not the gaming chair, but it was the sofa. Not as good as the gaming chair but he really puts his mouth to work when hes sitting like that. One hand in my breasts with his mouth, while he works his thumb down below. He knows it gets me there fast, and oh boy did it. I had to really push his hand away as he wasnt stopping. Nearly hopped off his lap. Took a couple of breaths before I could move again. I leaned into him, so he couldn't get his hand back in there. He chuckled at that, which made me laugh.
After a short bit, I had leaned back again, his hand returned, and he started thrusting up. I figured he needed more, so I asked if he wanted to switch. He asked for me to bend over the sofa.
"Absolutely! But you need to do one thing"
"Yeah? Thought I already did that thing."
He wiggled his thumb around, and I kind of forgot that we were switching and we kept going until he got me there again. This time, I did slide off him. I sat on the couch enjoying it for a bit and he had stood up. He stroked himself while looking down at me. Seeing that was beyond sexy, and as much as I enjoyed watching that, I was overcome with the urge to take him in my mouth, so I did. Love hearing his moans and groans while I give him oral. Makes me feel sexy, and that I'm doing a great job. Its makes me want to finish him off right then and there.
"Pull my hair!"
"What?"
"You know I love it. Please, pull my hair."
I grabbed it up and held it for him to take, and when he did I started sucking again. Every time I went forward there was a slight tug. Head tingles. Work faster means more tingles. Then out of the blue he pulled quite firmly, pulling himself out of my mouth.
"Oh fuck yeah!"
"Wow, you really do like that!"
No I don't like it, I fucking love it. Didnt saying, I just shook my head yes and turned around for him. He never dropped my hair. He just wanted me to let him know when it was too hard, or too much. It never was. He took me from behind and when it seemed he was teasing up, I leaned my head forward to keep up the tension, but he'd pull my head back up. I rubbed myself while he thrust away, and it all lead to the best orgasm of the night. I was still shaking when he came inside me.
"Never thought I'd ever be with someone who likes getting her hair pulled."
"It makes my head explode with feel good tingles and sensations"
"I'll be sure to do it more often"
"Next time be sure to let me know if I'm being a good girl. If I am, I like to hear it."
The sex felt like it took a lot long, but we still had about 20 minutes before midnight. I kept my promise and we kissed at midnight. He rang in the new year butt naked, but I had on one of his hoodies and socks.
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First WOO from me for the year. And that my friends is why Shiela is our KB Erotic Writer of the Year. :emot_kiss:
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I did. Kids were away at friends. Guests all departed. A day of lounging around in new lingerie that Dan gave me for Xmas - at his request. Before bed we showered. Once in bed, my boy was definitely up to the task. A woo for Dan.
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I did not, but I could have really went for some. He was too tired, and went to sleep early. Well that's just great, but the growler keeps me up when she's hungry, and I'm too much of a lady to masturbate in bed next to him... okay okay, so maybe I'm not.. ya happy now!!
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I did not, but I could have really went for some. He was too tired, and went to sleep early. Well that's just great, but the growler keeps me up when she's hungry, and I'm too much of a lady to masturbate in bed next to him... okay okay, so maybe I'm not.. ya happy now!!
Well, in the worst case, all he had to do is get hard and then lie there. And you could've gotten him hard yourself. I don't see the problem, Allan ;D
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all he had to do is get hard and then lie there.
Yeah.! I've done that once already when he was rather inebriated and starting to fall asleep, and I still feel guilty about it. He had taken a pill so he stayed extra rigid. He thinks it's funny, and doesn't mind one bit, but technically I... took advantage... of him.
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He thinks it's funny, and doesn't mind one bit, but technically I... took advantage... of him.
I don’t know a man alive that would object to being “taken advantage of” in such a manner. No technical foul.
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I still feel guilty about it.
He was fine with it. I understand what you're trying to say about taking advantage of him, but it's not like he was a stranger or someone you barely knew when it happened. Besides, you could argue that he should ask for permission any time he wants to touch any part of you, but I'm guessing you're fine with him not asking about every little kiss, grab, or thrust in advance ;)
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Allan had been helping a buddy out all day yesterday. He was working in and old barn cleaning some things out. I was at his place before he got home. I could smell him before I could see him. Had him strip right inside the door, was I ran his clothes to the wash. He smelled nearly as bad naked. I have no idea what he was in, but it was disgusting.
Got him in the shower, and I washed every inch of him. Even his nasty feet. After the shower, he sarcastically asked if that was better. I smelled him on his shoulder, and then kissed it. Said that's good, and then did the other shoulder. I was giggling while I sniffed and kissed all over his chest, ribs, parts of his back, and of course it led to me on my knees with him in my mouth. I do love giving after shower BJs.
I stood and was going to turn around by the bathroom counter, but he grabbed me and took me to the bedroom. He was being a bit forceful, dominant, so I wasn't going to start assuming how he wanted me.
On my back on the edge of the bed with my legs on vis shoulders
He started pumping, but then he go all in, and then make these big elaborate circles with his hips. I was loving that, but then he'd go back to pumping. A few times he would push my legs to the side so he could come in for kisses, and to lick and kiss my boobs, but then he go back to what he had been doing. I became quite excited for those moments. Every time I'd hope he would finish while kissing me. Frustration, not disappointment when it didn't happen.
It was like he was thrusting until he started getting close, and then he'd swirl his hips around getting me close, and the hes go back to thrusting. Twice he pulled out and went down on me for a while. I figured he was about to pop and did that to last.
My legs started feeling pretty sore, so I started the dirty talk about feeling him cum inside me. How much I love it. How perfect it feels, and then it happened. I wasnt lying, I just really wanted it. When he started I asked him to kiss me, which he did, but it was near the end of his orgasm.
He noticed, that I didnt get mine, so he pulled out the toy, and he rubbed it around on my clit, while hs mouth played with my breasts. I out my hand over his to keep him from moving it too much. Put a stop to the, on target,way off target, nonsense. Ones that was in better control, I had my O in no time.
We joked about another shower. I went and made my tea. He watched the late football game. I asked if he wanted some he took one sip and gagged. To be fair. The tea does taste horrid. Have to add a LOT of honey, and that only helps a little bit
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Add a splash of growler juice and I'm sure he'd have liked the tea much better 😏
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WOO!
And another example of why we missed CT
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Add a splash of growler juice
Belly on up to the bar, love! That's always on tap!!
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Rob got laid last night , ok so I did too but it was mainly about him.
The family have left and he was feeling sad so I wanted to distract him somehow. A friend suggested I found him 2 young french girls [ jeune filles] but as our nearest neighbour is like 5 miles away [and she's 90] that was a no go.
But it did give me an idea.
I left him on the sofa in his dressing gown, went upstairs put my hair in a pony tail, dotted my cheeks with freckles and smeared pink lipstick on my lips . Took all my clothes off and replaced them with a shocking pink scarf round my neck [dunno why I thought that was a french look].
Went back downstairs ,sat astride him and introduced myself as "Cecille AND Nicola".
He looked confused , even more so when I started fondling my boobs, pretending my hands were her hands , and having a conversation with myself and my imaginary friend.
I felt a bit awkward because I have never played with myself in front of him before, seriously never ever in 49 years !.
I had just decided that it was a silly idea and was about to stop when he said .... "FFsake Nicky shut up I'm trying to get my cock in your friend here"
Ha! so we were on.
He got himself deep into "Cecille" who responded by talking dirty [ I speak crap french but my accent is good]
"Oh monsieur your baguette ,it is a monstre magique"
"Vous etes trop large pour moi"
"you are going to make me en deux" ego boosting stuff like that ,lol.
As we continued my dirty talk got worse and worse and Rob got more and more excited . I intended to finish him in my mouth , maybe even some "soixante neuf" but when I tried to get off he clamped my hips down trapping me.
"Oh mon amour , you must not arrive inside my poossy becuz I do not wont your bebe in moi "
He replied "But I must"
Me "Mais non"
Him "mais oui"
mais non
mais oui
mais NON
mais OUI mais ............Oh Mon Dieu too late .!
It was all over too quick but good fun and got a giggle out of him.
I discovered that "Cecille" comes a lot faster than Nicky ,haha.
We are off to the coast tomorrow for a few days ,I might take Cecille with us , see if she likes sand in her poossy. !
Nicky x [aka Cecille,lol]
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Très merveilleux et sexy!. That will be WOO #11.
Both of you young ladies sound like fun. KB is lucky to have you as an active member.
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The greatest sexual experience of my life.
Explains why I'm getting out of bed at 11:50am in the morning.
Leaving it at that.
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Well now we're all wanting to know more, considering you've shared so many hot stories with us. Hard to know what would top some of those.
Mind is racing trying to imagine. :emot_kiss:
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Leaving it at that.
:emot_weird:
Leaving us hanging?? :'(
Well maybe not hanging.. more like stiff and blue balled :emot_laughing:
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The greatest sexual experience of my life.
Explains why I'm getting out of bed at 11:50am in the morning.
Leaving it at that.
was it better than the Sybian?
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The greatest sexual experience of my life.
Explains why I'm getting out of bed at 11:50am in the morning.
Leaving it at that.
was it better than the Sybian?
The Sybian was Great.
I used the word 'Greatest (https://www.wordnik.com/words/greatest)' in my post.
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I definitely did woke up to it too
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Weather kept us apart, but that didn't stop our debauchery! I could listen to him talk dirty, and moan through my phone all day and night!
:emot_thdrool:
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Weather kept us apart, but that didn't stop our debauchery! I could listen to him talk dirty, and moan through my phone all day and night!
:emot_thdrool:
Shiela : Allan, darling talk dirty to me
Allan: Snickerdooooodles
Shiela : OMG! Say it again
Allan : Sniiiiiiiccckkkkkerdoooooooodles
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Weather kept us apart, but that didn't stop our debauchery! I could listen to him talk dirty, and moan through my phone all day and night!
:emot_thdrool:
Shiela : Allan, darling talk dirty to me
Allan: Snickerdooooodles
Shiela : OMG! Say it again
Allan : Sniiiiiiiccckkkkkerdoooooooodles
I approve of this message. Woos!
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Weather kept us apart, but that didn't stop our debauchery! I could listen to him talk dirty, and moan through my phone all day and night!
:emot_thdrool:
Shiela : Allan, darling talk dirty to me
Allan: Snickerdooooodles
Shiela : OMG! Say it again
Allan : Sniiiiiiiccckkkkkerdoooooooodles
Oh yeah!! And some Hot steamy Coffeeeee!!💋
This is gonna pop in my head next time I talk to him on the phone 🤣😂
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Aging sucks. Many years ago, somebody would come into work with an injury incurred at home and I would tell them they needed to avoid that position at their age (usually the same age or younger than me).
Well, Mrs JBRG has still not fully recovered from seducing me the other day. Most days, she goes into the bedroom, closes the door so she can hear her computer and does a half hour work out that has helped her lose enough weight to where she is down to her goal (yay her - but now I call her baggy britches ;D). When she has concluded, she spends another 1/2 hour to 45 minutes putzing on her computer before coming out of the bedroom. By this time, I need to get rid of the coffee I've consumed all morning. Then, we have a very intimate hug, she goes and showers, we eat lunch and get on with our day.
Well, the other day, that intimate hug turned into a very intimate seduction on her part (like I would ever say no). We went into the bedroom, closed the curtains (we are ground floor) and got naked. She then laid down on the bed and got centered. She was expecting me to lay beside her so I could feel her up, suck on her tits, etc. Instead, I got her legs apart and lay on top of her with my cock head between her ass cheeks and the length pressing against her opening and my pubic bone aligned with her clit. It didn't take long before my dry humping her was having a positive affect on her. Humping back was a sign that the would be receptive to penetrations (the effects of menopause often result in this being not the most comfortable thing for either of us). She was really getting into this when she pushed me back a bit, reached down and moved my cock into a more advantageous position for her. Gently holding onto me, she began to stroke her pussy with my cock head then would rub me back and forth over her pleasure button. I whispered to her that she should use it like a toy. She was getting very wet and eventually pointed me at her opening and proceeded to begin penetration. I would be lying if I said I was balls deep on the first thrust. But, she was bringing me deeper with each successive move on her part. Much sooner than usual, I was balls deep.
Then, when we had a good rhythm going, she wrapped her legs around my back in an effort to get me deeper. When she had enough, she unwrapped herself, pushed me back a bit. I decided I wanted something extra, so I pulled all the way out. I kissed her, sucked on both breasts, kissed her belly, then held her legs open while I gave her pussy a few licks. She usually doesn't allow me to do this, but today, she had no objections.
I crawled back up, entered her the decided I wanted a good view of what was going on at our crotches, so I managed to get myself into a sitting on my heels position without pulling out. Then, for the first time in years, she put her ankles behind my ears. I fucked her like this for a few minutes before she put her legs down and I resumed the standard missionary position. I didn't take long for her to take charge and was soon cumming so hard that I thought she was going to break my dick off. Her orgasm seemed to never end. When she had finally "calmed" down, I proceeded to fuck her for a few more minutes before I let my load loose into her. I think that she was experiencing aftershocks of her orgasm while I was finishing.
Like I do every time we make love, I teased her that I would be ready for round two in about 20 minutes. Her response was she doubted that she would be. Her hips, it would seem, were protesting from being in positions that we hadn't used in at least 15 years.
I jokingly asked her today, if her hips had recovered and she responded it would be a while before they quit hurting.
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Hot damn JBRG!! That's more than deserving of a Woo!!
I definitely did. I've got no words!! The gaming chair was heaven on earth! He felt bigger, thicker than normal. The motion was perfect. One of those never forget nights!
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Yep... sounds like JBRG gave the wife a good seeing to.
Then there's the gaming chair. If chairs could talk. ;D
That's a WOO also.. :emot_kiss:
Yeah JBRG got one too.
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WOOs to all those who got laid over the weekend and wrote about it. 8) 8)
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Dan and I were playing on the couch under the blankets. I was doing most of the touching trying to get him to O in his pajamas while the TV played on. Never got him to that point. But we went in the bedroom and I asked him to masturbate, which he did. After he cleaned up, he came into the bedroom and went on the attack.
Using the CLUE game summary: Dan, in the bedroom, with his tongue.
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Dan and I were playing on the couch under the blankets. I was doing most of the touching trying to get him to O in his pajamas while the TV played on. Never got him to that point. But we went in the bedroom and I asked him to masturbate, which he did. After he cleaned up, he came into the bedroom and went on the attack.
Using the CLUE game summary: Dan, in the bedroom, with his tongue.
And there I was suggesting archery for stress relief ! WTF was I thinking,lol.
Good on you girl :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Nicky x
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Dan and I were playing on the couch under the blankets. I was doing most of the touching trying to get him to O in his pajamas while the TV played on. Never got him to that point. But we went in the bedroom and I asked him to masturbate, which he did. After he cleaned up, he came into the bedroom and went on the attack.
Using the CLUE game summary: Dan, in the bedroom, with his tongue.
WOO. I hear Dan's tongue is good in any room of the house....sneaks under the blankets on the couch while you are temporarily indisposed..... ;D ;D
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He was relaxing playing his games when I walked in from the kitchen stark naked. I was grinning like at an idiot when I handed him a drink. He ignored the drink and grabbed my wrist. I bent down and kissed him and he took the drink with his other hand put it to the side.
When I moved to straddle him, he grabbed my butt and pulled me to his face. Dispite the best used of his mouth and fingers, I was not able to get there. When I got close, I'd end up buckling and pulling away from him.
After removing his shorts, I was going to ride him cowgirl, but he wanted me to turn around. Once i got settled into his lap, I leaned back against him. Whenever we do this, the penetration isnt as deep, but his hand never stop moving, and he focused his mouth on my neck. I rock my hips while he rubs my button and plays with my boobs. It was all working wonderfully together, and the he changed it up. He reached back and grabbed a fistful of hair and very gently pulled my head back as far as he could. It was more down than back, but it still lit up my head. After a few expletives and some hard panting, I was hitting my O.
I begged him to "Please, do that EVERY time!"
To which he chuckled and said "we'll see" meaning he wants it to be a surprise when he does do it. I'm just happy he agreed to do it again.
Since he hadn't gotten his I turned around and just went at him to get him there as quickly as possible. I had my feet on the floor so my thighs woundt resist motion, but by the time I was finished my legs were on fire, best leg workout in had in weeks though.
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WOO #2688. Gotta love leg day. You guys have the funnest workouts ;D :emot_kiss:
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Yes, definitely a WOO for the great leg workout. Sure beats jogging. 8) 8) :emot_kiss:
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Not sure where to post this but here seems appropriate............................. So Who Got Laid Last Week
We drove to Italy !
Romantic hotel ,only 10 rooms , adults only.
Rob turned nocturnal in as much as he lazed around all day , in the bar, on the roof terrace , amusing and being amused by guests, locals and kittens . Then at night he would come alive and amuse me !! Fabulous food and music/dancing every night.
Me ,I snatched sleep when I could because I spent the days exploring the countryside and the nights exploring .....................
The hotel owner was very "attentive" .
Took me out for the day in his Ferrari , showed me the sights, fed ,wined and watered me, complimented me at every opportunity
" how old is your husband? 71 ! why are you with a man twice your age? "
After that remark I was his ,lol and he took advantage of that .
Are all italian men so damned romantic [and skilled]?
Another day ,his son offered to take me on the back of his quad .
Never been on a quad before ,it was real good fun.
We went off road, up through forests, across valleys ,alongside and sometimes through streams.
It was so exhilarating ,he drove so fast and the vibrations !!!!!!!! well.
I thought he deserved a treat [and me too] so when it was a fairly flat bit I managed to get my top off and also my skirt [wrap over, easy to remove]. Bundled them up and put them in front of him tucking them under the tank rack thingy.
Then lifted his tee shirt and pressed myself firmly up against him.
It took him a few mins to realise that I was naked, .......a few mins to park the quad ,........and a few mins to get his jeans and shorts off.
Then he was in me ............and it was all over in a few mins ! Ahh the urgency of youth. Lol..
I showed him what an old english tart can do to an italian sausage [much more lively than the mature sausage I had previously experienced] and we had another quick in and out session. Lovely.
Would I recommend Italy ? Oh yes.
Would I recommend Quads ? OMG yes!!!
Ferraris? uh ok I guess .
Ferrari drivers, yumyum !
Potnoodles x
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Nicky... such a minx. Italy will never be the same. You need many WOOs for that. I'm limited to one sorry to say.. :emot_kiss:
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Mamma Mia!! Another WOO added. 8) 8)
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Another woo from me and a :aol_poundit: for the imagery, definitely a PotY contender. And yes, I do believe all Italian men are like that.
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Wow! Wish my trip to Italy was that exciting. I'd have gone back on a real vacation. The best part of mine Italy experience was the view and real pizza LoL!
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Wow! Wish my trip to Italy was that exciting. I'd have gone back on a real vacation. The best part of mine Italy experience was the view and real pizza LoL!
What? No guy tried to pinch your cute butt? Men are very handsy over there. ;D ;D
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Wow! Wish my trip to Italy was that exciting. I'd have gone back on a real vacation. The best part of mine Italy experience was the view and real pizza LoL!
What? No guy tried to pinch your cute butt? Men are very handsy over there. ;D ;D
They certainly ARE !!!! Hey Shiela , I did get to eat pizza too ! ;D
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I was never alone when I was there. Went there on a training mission in the Army. When I wasnt in uniform, i was with at least four or five male soldiers when we went out anywhere. I never went to any of the bars or club locations with some of them, and the places I did go didn't have a whole lot of people.
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I was never alone when I was there. Went there on a training mission in the Army. When I wasnt in uniform, i was with at least four or five male soldiers when we went out anywhere. I never went to any of the bars or club locations with some of them, and the places I did go didn't have a whole lot of people.
I was never alone there either........ that was the best bit ,lol.
Next time ,you come with me :emot_kiss: we'll both eat pizza!
Nicky x
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I was never alone when I was there. Went there on a training mission in the Army. When I wasnt in uniform, i was with at least four or five male soldiers when we went out anywhere. I never went to any of the bars or club locations with some of them, and the places I did go didn't have a whole lot of people.
I was never alone there either........ that was the best bit ,lol.
Next time ,you come with me :emot_kiss: we'll both eat pizza!
Nicky x
Watcher thinks eating pizza is code for......😎😎💋💋
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Been fun posting pics and all, but I'm off to get me some of that sweet sweet D!😘
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Been fun posting pics and all, but I'm off to get me some of that sweet sweet D!😘
If sweetness is what you want, mine is extra sweet. 😎💋You have to be gentle with me, though, for the next six weeks. Doctor's orders.
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Let me put it this way -- I didn't get laid the other day. I got FUCKED. I was, as always, in charge of the foreplay. Once penetration was achieved, Mrs JBRG fucked me. I was just along for the ride. It was copulation for her release. When she did cum, I had to make sure I was in a safe place to ensure she didn't break my cock off. And, once she calmed down and I worked on my release, she had a small orgasm as I cane inside her. It was fun.
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WOO, JBRG, for having to find a safe place so your manhood stays intact. ;D ;D
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WOO JBRG. Good to see you knew when to let go and just enjoy the ride.
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He was playing a game, and I was feading a book snuggling with baby girl. He was playing a solo game, and paused it to go get a drink. While he was in the kitchen, I jumped into the gaming chair, and unpaused the game, and started playing. I had zero idea what I was doing, but I knew enough to move his character around. He barked that I better not get him killed, and I laughed. He came back in and I refused to get up and wouldnt give him back the controller.
I held it away from him so he would have to get close and reach over me. I took advantage of his close proximity and the fact he was wearing gym shorts to run my hund up his leg. He was laughing and that made him jump a little. Caught him off guard, and apparently it tickled quite a bit. He understood where this was going, and stepped closer. I went back up his shorts and it took very little effort to get him raging.
Seeing as he was super ready to to, I took his shorts down and before I could lean forward to put him in my mouth, he straddled the chair, and moved so that my head was pinned between his dick and the back of the chair. He hasnt been so forceful lately, and this was a very pleasant surprise. I obviously obliged and opened my mouth.
I didnt have to move my head at all, but he was starting to push my limits, which as we all know isnt very deep. He almost had me gag a couple times. He would push in and stop, holding it there smirking at me, until I playfully got my teeth involved. It was fun, and he was as hard as ever, and I had my hand down my own shorts, but it was well past time to get to the best part.
I was ready to get up and let him take a seat, but he told me right away he wanted me to turn around. So I got on my knees on the chair, and held onto the back while he took my from behind. He did not forget to reach under and played with my skittle. Since he was being more forceful than he had the last couple weeks, I expected him to play with my backside, but this was so much better. He was going a good bit harder as well.
As my first orgasm hit I moved forward and the chair toppled back. Even though we laughed, he wouldn't let me get back up, so there I was awkwardly in the chair but not, face down butt up, and him gripping my hips and doing whatever the hell he wanted. Not saying I didnt love it, but it did prevent me from getting another O. It was just there a little out of reach, but the position made it go away when I thought it was gonna hit. Feeling him finish inside me pretty much made up for it though.
After it was all said and done, he started to play his game again. I sat on the sofa, and I gave myself that evasive O. He stopped playing his game to watch.
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You guys are going to knock a wall down someday. Should we chip in and get you guys helmets and pads?
WOO
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Make it two, pant pant
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I didn't know playing video games was so much fun. 💋💋 WOO!!
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:aol_poundit: and a WOO
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Love you. Love your post. #2740
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3 nights in a row.
Friday, lots of oral.
Saturday, we played with toys. There were many screams of pleasure.
Today from about 3 o'clock up until about 7 o'clock - did he accidentally take a double dose of viagra?
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#1745 Wow, three nights in a row and there's still tonight just. Glad you're enjoying your time away from KB, but I do miss seeing you here on a regular basis.
Tell Dan to keep up the good work ;D :emot_kiss:
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A big WOO for our beloved sheriff, Jules. 8) Think Dan deserves a woo also, since he performed three days in a row... ;D ;D
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Oral, toys, then viagra! How does one go up to the next level after that? Public? Sounds like a fun weekend! Hope the fun continues! :emot_kiss:
I was down in Milwaukee visiting my friends. I was pretty surprised when Allan asked if he could go with. He hasnt met them yet, so I figured why not, but I said we would be doing a lot of things just us. Shannon's husband doesn't even try to go. He said that's fine.
So having a fun and eventful girls weekend during the day, and hotel sex in the evening and morning. We had a quickie on the small love seat when we got there. Enough to hold him over time I got back. I have always loved walking around in public, especially with friends after having sex. Walking around after he climaxed in me, I always feel a little whorish, and loving it.
Also, the walk in shower was super spacious. More than enough room for him to lay down and me ride him comfortably.
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WOO. Two of our ladies having a great weekend. Hope your friends liked meeting Alan.
Wonder how Nicky made out this weekend. We'd have a trifecta. ;D
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WOO for Shiela. I can just picture you riding Allen in that spacious walk-in shower. 8) 8)
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Me! I Did! I Did!
On the sofa this time. Joked about needing a more stable area.
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It'll take a few days until my cock stops hurting. My God, when my wife cums, she cums hard.
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Me! I Did! I Did!
On the sofa this time. Joked about needing a more stable area.
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Hmmm, stable area you say? ;D ;D :emot_kiss:
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It'll take a few days until my cock stops hurting. My God, when my wife cums, she cums hard.
WOO and sending you some ice. ;D
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Double oral last night. I gave him a BJ in the kitchen, and just kept at it until he popped. He made a quick run the the bedroom to get the vibrator, and returned the favor on the sofa.
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Double oral last night. I gave him a BJ in the kitchen, and just kept at it until he popped. He made a quick run the the bedroom to get the vibrator, and returned the favor on the sofa.
Didn't former president Clinton say receiving a blow job is not having sex? ;D ;D. But a WOO for a double oral. :emot_kiss:
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A double. Give a little, take a little. Let's see kitchen then on to the sofa. Hey! Have you guys ever thought about the bed? Just a wild thought. ;D :emot_kiss:
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Plenty of sex in the bed, but I just don't really write about that. Bedroom sex is usually the same.
He goes down on me, I get an O, he gets on top and gets his. Than lights off, tv on low volume, go to sleep.
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Thanks for the update Shiela.
Maybe just post "Plan A" ;D :emot_kiss:
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Thanks for the update Shiela.
Maybe just post "Plan A" ;D :emot_kiss:
That works considering a "plan B" is taken the next morning. I know Dr. says I can't, but better to be safe than sorry.
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Peppers. With a very unpleasant then pleasant surprise. He had a few drinks, and while we were going to town, he slipped out, and then surprise!!! Didnt know he was wanting that, would have been more relaxed before hand.
If we are doing doggy or some position where it may be possible that he'll change it up, I'm prepared for it. But when we're in missionary, I was not expecting it...
Missionary fifth base, I think it's referred too?? Yeah! He was stealing bases last night.
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Me and the wife took a cruise on my motorcycle to celebrate the start of spring. She wore nothing but a sundress and we cruised Blue Angel Parkway, stopping for an early dinner at the Chinese food gas station (dont laugh, its actually really good.) But her tits pressed into my back started my rocket, so we pulled the bike around the building, out of sight of the highway, and I lifted her dress just enough for her to mount my lap as I left the engine running. A nice bit of sex, she came quickly.
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WOO to both Shiela and Writers Bloque. Fifth base for Shiela and on a motorcycle with the engine running for writers. 8) 8)
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Last night no. Half an hour ago. You get your sweet asses I did.
We talked at lunch, and he was having a bad day. Texted him a few times. Teased him a few times, and then dared him.
The dare was to have his way with me in my tiny little garage with the door open. He did not go through with the dare, but he did have his way with me in the entryway to my apartment. Door was closed, but we made enough enough anybody walking by should have heard. It was quick. He came in and we kissed while he tugged down my bottoms. I was turned around and bent over. When he was done. He kissed me, and left before I even got my pants up.
Still feeling like a whore, and it's delicious
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WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM!
Chalk up another WOO from me. I'm sure Allen's day got much better with the teasing and dares. Topping the day off in your entry way capped his day.
All I can add is ...... Good Girl! ;D :emot_kiss:
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Last night no. Half an hour ago. You get your sweet asses I did.
We talked at lunch, and he was having a bad day. Texted him a few times. Teased him a few times, and then dared him.
The dare was to have his way with me in my tiny little garage with the door open. He did not go through with the dare, but he did have his way with me in the entryway to my apartment. Door was closed, but we made enough enough anybody walking by should have heard. It was quick. He came in and we kissed while he tugged down my bottoms. I was turned around and bent over. When he was done. He kissed me, and left before I even got my pants up.
Still feeling like a whore, and it's delicious
I am guessing there were a few residents with their ears glued to their doors trying to pick up every moan and groan coming from the entryway. When I first read that you dared him to do it in the garage with the door open, my first thought was, it has to be freezing... ;D ;D
A WOO for your "Afternoon Delight". ;D :emot_kiss:
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Yes, it would have been quite a bit colder than I would have preferred, but A: it was just a quickie. And B: some things are worth suffering for!
I have not gotten any weird or disapproving looks from the few neighbors I've seen, but I have not seen them all
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I have not gotten any weird or disapproving looks from the few neighbors I've seen, but I have not seen them all
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" but I have not seen them all" .......................... ah but , maybe they have seen all of you !!!
Nicky [full of admiration for the public sex people] x
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I do sunbathe alot, and I know they've all seen me laying out in bikinis, but I've done a few things where some may have seen more of me than should have.
Somtimes when I lay out, I'll turn my chaise lounger so my feet are towards the road. My legs spread a little too far apart, pretend to read, and count how many cars slow down. Not a high traffic area, and I have not done it in a while, but record 7. Maybe if my building were closer to the road, I'd have hit double digits.
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I do sunbathe alot, and I know they've all seen me laying out in bikinis, but I've done a few things where some may have seen more of me than should have.
Somtimes when I lay out, I'll turn my chaise lounger so my feet are towards the road. My legs spread a little too far apart, pretend to read, and count how many cars slow down. Not a high traffic area, and I have not done it in a while, but record 7. Maybe if my building were closer to the road, I'd have hit double digits.
That is fucking woo-able. something I would do. good girl
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I do sunbathe alot, and I know they've all seen me laying out in bikinis, but I've done a few things where some may have seen more of me than should have.
Somtimes when I lay out, I'll turn my chaise lounger so my feet are towards the road. My legs spread a little too far apart, pretend to read, and count how many cars slow down. Not a high traffic area, and I have not done it in a while, but record 7. Maybe if my building were closer to the road, I'd have hit double digits.
That is fucking woo-able. something I would do. good girl
I love the expression " fucking woo-able" !!!! That, my love is going into my vocabulary :emot_kiss:
Nicky x
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Has any car that was driving by ever actually stopped to have a good look at what you showing
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Went out to dinner tonight with our next door neighbors..(our treat) They help us out so much, lawn mowing, snow shoveling and just keeping an eye on the old folks next door.
Went to a small local bar that serves delicious walleye fish dinner on Fridays. It's a small place and even tho' we got there half hour after they opened (4:30) all the tables were full.
A couple was sitting right by where we were standing at a table for four and they offered us their table and moved to the bar. We settled in gave our orders and we're chatting away when my wife was asking the waitress something. I asked what was going on. Wife wanted to know what the two who gave us their table were drinking.
They were each having beer so wife asked waitress to give them each one as thanks for giving up their table. They returned their thanks and said they were happy to do it
Our usual great fish dinner with good conversation was a great day maker.
EDIT: NO! I did not get laid even tho' I was with three lovely women. Not sure how I posted in this topic.
Mods, please move to What Made My Day.
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EDIT: NO! I did not get laid even tho' I was with three lovely women. Not sure how I posted in this topic.
Mods, please move to What Made My Day.
You smelled like walleye. We will have to verify.
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She broke me. Again ;D
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Poor guy
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Poor guy
Yeah but , how do we get the smile off his face !!
Nicky x
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Allan's brother is visiting from Iowa, and he brought his girlfriend. They usually sleep at his parents house, which had a very nice guest bedroom, but last night, they crashed at Allan's after a good night of drinks and partying.
I'm just gonna cut to it. I was feeling very frisky and wanted some deep loving, but he wasn't feeling it because they were in the next room. Naked and in my knees near his side of the bed, I literally begged him for it. He joked and teased, and I kept my hands reaching for him. It was rehashing to see him playful about it. I worried he'd get mad or irritated, but he laughed while I tried to get a hold of him. I was giggling and was getting pretty loud about it, and that's when he got a little more serious. I had to be quiet.
He sat on the edge of the bed, I stayed on my knees and did the best I could with mouth and hand. I would put a little teeth on him just to get him to jump. He knew what I was doing it for, so he wasnt going to get loud or anything. When I started playing with his boys and sucking on them, that's when he got a little louder. He gasped and swore, when I licked and sucked on his taint. I've done that once before, and never thought I'd do it again. I got a little carried away, and wanted to get his reaction out of it. I'd be lying if I said it wasnt pleasing to hear him, and feel that shake. After that, I went back to making out with his boys. I may do it again in the future.
When he started whispering how badly he wanted to fuck me, I got up and climbed on top of him. I was so turned on i slid right it. That initial stretch was quick and very easy to get over. I was still adjusting when I started riding him hard. He wanted to thrust, but because his legs were off the side of the bed, he had zero control. I was grinding on him hard, and hitting an O in no time.
I may have been a little too loud... exaggerated some moans... he was getting a little upset about it, but he wasnt going to stop now that we were going good. So after a few quick commands and some forceful hands, I was on my back on the edge of the bed, and he went straight to pound town. He found out quite quickly that was counterproductive to me being quiet.
His words said he was getting mad, but that smile on his face, and the fact his hips never stopped moving, said he was enjoying it as much as I was. I didnt want to anger him in earnest, I just wanted him to grab me by the neck and tell me to be quiet. Hes grabbed me before, but I dont think hes fully comfortable with it. I would have told him then, but I was just too into it to make it a teachable moment lol. I quieted down, and he hit his rhythm, and was flooding me soon enough. He was laughing while he came, and it was the most wonderful of moments.
We laughed and joked about whether or not they had heard us, and we found out the next morning that his brother had fallen asleep very quickly, but his girlfriend was messing around in her phone, and heard as much as she needed to. I pretended to be embarrased, but in reality, I just wanted to have sex with Allan right then and there. I'm still turned on by it.
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WOO X 500
Good.lord young lady. Your playful games know no end.
I continue to enjoy your adventures.
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You're so fun. Woo 2934
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Had a 3some last night with my girlfriend and a friend ours.
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I heard that tongues were wagging. :facepalm:
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I had just logged off of here about 1:00pm today and told Dan I was taking a shower. He asked if he could join me. Knowing where it might lead, I agreed. I'm still a little weak from my recent sickness, but am strong enough for sex. And, it has been almost 4 weeks since the last.
I stood under the hot water while he gently washed me. Generous amounts of Johnsons Baby Wash on my loofah. I just took it all in. I was surprised he didn't try and take it further. Granted, he did take extra time washing all of my girly bits.
Post shower I was drying off as he continued showering. I wrapped my hair in a towel as he washed. Then I started applying lotion to my body. I looked over at him through the glass door and he had taken himself in his hands and was slowly masturbating while watching me.
"Well, don't waste it. Come and get it if you want."
"You're strong enough?"
I told him I'll be on the bed waiting.
30 seconds later he joined me on the bed. He got his head between my legs and was kissing and licking me in no time. At one point he lifted my legs and kept lifting until my knees were next to my head, my sex was pointing at the ceiling. Dan's tongue got busy again. Each time I was close, he would back off. He did this 3 times. I begged him to just f* me. But he was content with using his mouth on me. The last time, just as I was about to cum, he backed off, then his finger gently rubbed my clitoris. He held me open with two fingers from his other hand and just as my O hit, he removed his hand. I could feel my self pulsing there, uncontrollably my sex spasmed between my spread lips. He watched it all just inches away. The amount of fluids that seeped from me was A LOT. It was soon dripping down on my chest. Like a stream of it for a number of seconds. His thumb on my clitoris seemed to reset everything and my O took on another burst of energy. More liquids poured out as my sex continued to pulse and spasm. It was only a minute, but it was a fantastic minute.
Dan helped lower my legs and I suddenly felt like I was crippled. My back hurt, my legs hurt, my ribs hurt. He picked me up and carried me back into the shower, helping me onto the little corner bench. He got the hot water going and directed it right on me. I slowly recovered over the next few minutes from one of the strongest O's I've had in years. Wow.
I'm fully recovered now 2+ hours later. I was thinking the poor guy has been without for a while and was going to return the favor with a b.j., but the little one should be coming in from school at any time. Maybe he'll get lucky tonight.
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"Well, don't waste it. Come and get it if you want."
When you've got no energy for teasing!
Woo!
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Wonderful Jules. Puts a whole new spin on the old Elvis song "Fountain of Love". Looking forward to Chapter 2.
Oh.yes. WOO!
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Nothing like sex to make the body good.... ;D ;D WOO! :emot_kiss:
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Went out to eat last night, and ran into one of his marine buddies and wife. We had a good time, and the drinks were flowing pretty well. On the way home he pulled over into a small business parking lot. He got out walked around the truck, opened the passenger door, stopped my pants to my ankles, but since I still had shoes on, my pants just bunched there. He put my legs over his shoulders, and went down on me for quite a long time. With the help of a couple fingers, he took me all the way to the finish line. He swung my legs back into the truck, and closed the door.
I wasnt allowed to give him any road head, and I was getting quite antsy to have him when we got home. I joked about leaving my pants around my ankles as we walk up the the house, but that would just be stupid. Funny, but stupid. We never made it to the bedroom, and barely made it to the sofa. I'd have riden him the front yard if I had my way.
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You guys are going unstoppable. ;D Loved it.
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Ah, road head. Just memories now.....
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I'd have riden him the front yard if I had my way.
Woo.
Other than a finger inserted while he performed oral on me a few nights back, I've nothing in there for appx 5 weeks now?! 6 weeks?!
You go S!
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I'd have riden him the front yard if I had my way.
Woo.
Other than a finger inserted while he performed oral on me a few nights back, I've nothing in there for appx 5 weeks now?! 6 weeks?!
You go S!
Can we start a club of whose thing hasn't been filled or hasn't been in something for a month, two months, half a year? ;D ;D
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5am this morning. I came back from the bathroom and turned on the light on the night stand to read a bit. Not reading anything erotic at all, I suddenly wanted him.
Knowing I couldn't stand the weight of him on top of me, I threw my leg over him and reached down and took him through the opening of his undies. He got hard really quick. I pulled my undies to the side and I lined him up and sat down, taking him in. I was doing all the work and tired pretty quickly. I'm still weak from my sickness. Plus, underwear was in the way. We both quickly slipped our undies off and repositioned.
Dan sat up in bed and leaned against the headboard. I straddled him. It was a lot easier with him hugging me and helping to lift me up and down with me assisting with my legs. But with our bodies together, I needed skin-on-skin. I helped him out of his t-shirt. I lifted my p.j. top off. SO much better.
It was a super slow, and with my legs straddling his the way we were, I just wasn't getting the penetration I craved.
I got off of him and on to all fours. First I took him in my mouth for a minute, then I told him to F* me hard.
He did as told and holding my hips, was rocking me back and forth really hard. So much that I told him "not so hard."
I had my O and knew he was close behind. I told him to lay down, and he quickly pulled out and rolled onto his side, then his back. I turned and took him in my mouth. It wasn't long before he was breathing loudly and saying my name and telling me how good it felt.
THEN, I noticed the door open, saw our oldest daughters face and her eyes go wide, then she shut the door. And yes she could see because I had turned on the light to read earlier. Dan didn't notice M because his eyes were closed. His hips pushed up and he O'd. I finished, then got off the bed, dressed in my p.j.'s and then went out into the house.
M was just getting ready to leave.
She looked at me and said, "Oh My God, I'm so sorry. I knocked, but didn't want to knock too loudly." Then continued, "I was just saying I was leaving to meet my Leslie at the gym, so you didn't worry if you got up and wondered where I was."
"Let's knock louder next time," I said.
"OK."
"And your dad didn't see you. So, we'll leave it at that."
"OK. I'm really sorry."
So that was my morning.
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5am this morning. I came back from the bathroom and turned on the light on the night stand to read a bit. Not reading anything erotic at all, I suddenly wanted him.
Knowing I couldn't stand the weight of him on top of me, I threw my leg over him and reached down and took him through the opening of his undies. He got hard really quick. I pulled my undies to the side and I lined him up and sat down, taking him in. I was doing all the work and tired pretty quickly. I'm still weak from my sickness. Plus, underwear was in the way. We both quickly slipped our undies off and repositioned.
Dan sat up in bed and leaned against the headboard. I straddled him. It was a lot easier with him hugging me and helping to lift me up and down with me assisting with my legs. But with our bodies together, I needed skin-on-skin. I helped him out of his t-shirt. I lifted my p.j. top off. SO much better.
It was a super slow, and with my legs straddling his the way we were, I just wasn't getting the penetration I craved.
I got off of him and on to all fours. First I took him in my mouth for a minute, then I told him to F* me hard.
He did as told and holding my hips, was rocking me back and forth really hard. So much that I told him "not so hard."
I had my O and knew he was close behind. I told him to lay down, and he quickly pulled out and rolled onto his side, then his back. I turned and took him in my mouth. It wasn't long before he was breathing loudly and saying my name and telling me how good it felt.
THEN, I noticed the door open, saw our oldest daughters face and her eyes go wide, then she shut the door. And yes she could see because I had turned on the light to read earlier. Dan didn't notice M because his eyes were closed. His hips pushed up and he O'd. I finished, then got off the bed, dressed in my p.j.'s and then went out into the house.
M was just getting ready to leave.
She looked at me and said, "Oh My God, I'm so sorry. I knocked, but didn't want to knock too loudly." Then continued, "I was just saying I was leaving to meet my Leslie at the gym, so you didn't worry if you got up and wondered where I was."
"Let's knock louder next time," I said.
"OK."
"And your dad didn't see you. So, we'll leave it at that."
"OK. I'm really sorry."
So that was my morning.
:emot_laughing: My ex's son introduction to me was walking in with his mother sitting on my face. Then being the thick skinned teenager he was, still thought it would be an opportune time to ask a question.
It wasnt.
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OMG...M gets an early morning sex-ed class. I'm sure she knows about sex and that you guys are "doing it". I'll bet she never expected a demonstration while saying goodbye. ;D
Anyway... with your dearth of playtime during your long illness I was so happy to see you and Dan getting back into the groove. I enjoyed your account as usual. You always paint such wonderful mind pictures. Then I get towards the end and in my mind I saw a pair of eyes peeking through a crack in the door.
I almost wanted to laugh but knew how traumatic that could be. It's wonderful you have such a close connection with M and the other girls. Jules... you're a terrific Mom.
You handled it well and it was good Dan was otherwise occupied . ;D
So, there's a WOO here. Dang wish I could give two. Ok, here goes. Half.a WOO for waking Dan to good sex. And half a WOO for being a good mom in handling a tricky situation.
Love you Jules :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Sure, MJ. Soon as we start a club, you were disqualified the very day. ;D ;D Deserves a big WOO! :emot_kiss:
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#HasbroClueGameMysterySolution
Dan, me sitting on the edge of the counter, in the laundry room.
A nice before lunch surprise.
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Love the Clue connection. Very clever. And.happy lunch surprise!
Was trying to WOO, but the bottom for awarding WOOs is missing. Grrrrr. I wanna WOO, BOO HOO
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Just got home from a quick romp.
#SnakesAndLaddersBoardGame
I landed on the head of his snake, and slid all the way to the bottom....
Ok fine, not as good as clue, but ya got the picture din'cha? 🐍🤣
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I love you two ladies. So much fun.
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