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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #700 on: March 04, 2020, 05:07:49 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on March 04, 2020, 03:26:26 PM
She says she had *seven* orgasms. 


Quote from: ToeinH2O on March 04, 2020, 03:26:26 PM
I’m not one to count, but I am pretty deviant in the sex toys, fantasies, and dirty talk areas.  So I had a Lelo deep in her puss, the Hitachi on her clit....



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and was shouting “Cum for me you dirty whore!  Spread your fucking legs for the nasty man!”  Yeah.  Like that.   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #701 on: March 04, 2020, 05:10:48 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 04, 2020, 05:07:49 PM

Quote from: ToeinH2O on March 04, 2020, 03:26:26 PM
and was shouting “Cum for me you dirty whore!  Spread your fucking legs for the nasty man!”  Yeah.  Like that.   :emot_laughing:



I haven’t laughed that hard at anything around here in a long time.  Thanx.


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Reply #702 on: March 04, 2020, 06:16:16 PM
I’m afraid my Peruvian’s response to language like that would be far worse.

So I just silently mouth words like that to the back of her head.


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Reply #703 on: March 04, 2020, 07:05:14 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 04, 2020, 06:16:16 PM
I’m afraid my Peruvian’s response to language like that would be far worse.

So I just silently mouth words like that to the back of her head.

Glad I am not the only one. ;D

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Reply #704 on: March 04, 2020, 07:14:29 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on March 04, 2020, 07:05:14 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 04, 2020, 06:16:16 PM
I’m afraid my Peruvian’s response to language like that would be far worse.

So I just silently mouth words like that to the back of her head.

Glad I am not the only one. ;D

Another instance where a blindfold could come in handy.


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Reply #705 on: March 05, 2020, 10:33:50 PM
Mid-morning frolic. Just like I like it...hard and rough. About a half-hour of great sex with mutual satisfaction.  ;D

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #706 on: March 05, 2020, 10:44:10 PM
Waiting for the god damn plumber for 6 hours.  Says he’s be here in the next 30 minutes.  Daddy wants to get his nasty on *before* the kids get home from work and school.


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Reply #707 on: March 05, 2020, 11:21:34 PM

Kinda sorta this morning.

How's the saying go that an old boyfriend used to say..."She laid there like a dead fish"


I think we'll name it Julie.

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Reply #708 on: March 05, 2020, 11:39:05 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 05, 2020, 11:21:34 PM

Kinda sorta this morning.

How's the saying go that an old boyfriend used to say..."She laid there like a dead fish"


I think we'll name it Julie.

It's kinda weird how unenthusiastic sex is more like a chore than a pleasure, it doesn't even feel the same in my opinion.  Just end up wanting him to finish quick.


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Reply #709 on: March 06, 2020, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 05, 2020, 11:39:05 PM

It's kinda weird how unenthusiastic sex is more like a chore than a pleasure, it doesn't even feel the same in my opinion.  Just end up wanting him to finish quick.

Now you sound like a woman who has been married for ten years...... ;D ;D

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Reply #710 on: March 06, 2020, 03:32:22 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on March 06, 2020, 03:15:23 AM

Now you sound like a woman who has been married for ten years...... ;D ;D

It's just called morning sex when I want sleep. I just cant get into it, just get it over with.


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Reply #711 on: March 06, 2020, 03:36:36 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 06, 2020, 03:32:22 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on March 06, 2020, 03:15:23 AM

Now you sound like a woman who has been married for ten years...... ;D ;D

It's just called morning sex when I want sleep. I just cant get into it, just get it over with.

After a night of great sex, I can understand you wanting to sleep.... :emot_kiss:

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Reply #712 on: March 06, 2020, 04:31:35 AM
I guess I am a necrophiliac. I absolutely love dead sex. When she just lays there with that look on her face. And I absolutely molest every inch of her body. It’s all about me. My pleasure. Fuck you bitch. Just lay there. I love it this way.

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You just lay there with the same look on your face while I fuck you, mouth wide open, like a deer in the headlamps.  Damn it!  Say something every now and then!  Make a little noise will ya?


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Reply #713 on: March 06, 2020, 08:14:54 AM
I’ve always enjoyed attacks in her sleep, with many past hers involved.  It always felt a bit like a little boy stealing a cookie from the jar.  Her on her side and me just slipping her panties down just enough for some nice slow spooning.  Sometimes they wake and fuss at you, sometimes they wake and just mumble for you to hurry up, and sometimes they don’t wake.


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Reply #714 on: March 06, 2020, 03:38:15 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on March 06, 2020, 04:31:35 AM
It’s all about me. My pleasure. Fuck you bitch. Just lay there. I love it this way.

Well this gave me a little panty splash.  Love that commanding tone when I read it. I am going to be thinking about this most of the day now.

Quote from: Jed_ on March 06, 2020, 08:14:54 AM
Sometimes they wake and fuss at you, sometimes they wake and just mumble for you to hurry up, and sometimes they don’t wake.

I can only recall this happening to me twice.  Although it may have happened more if I didn't wake up, drinking will do that, and if you haven't realized yet, I like to drink lol.  Both times it shocked me awake and took about a second to grasp what was happening.  Then I just close my eyes and let it happen.  I didn't hate it, but I would rather be asleep then having sex, or being fucked, I should say.  There are worse ways to wake me up i guess


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Reply #715 on: March 07, 2020, 02:00:47 PM
So a quickie at lunch yesterday and then a little after midnight I'm woken up by my door opening.  He forgot I work on weekends now so he thought he'd stop by after some drinks.  I'm tired and I need sleep but hes so cute when he's as persistent as he was.  So why not.  it took longer than I had thought it would but once I got into it, sleep didn't matter all that much.  Now that's it's morning and I'm leaving for work, it matters.  I'm thinking late Sunday night or early Monday morning I'll swing by his place and return the favor.


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Reply #716 on: March 08, 2020, 05:47:38 PM
I'll be ready and waiting... :emot_kiss:

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Reply #717 on: March 09, 2020, 03:45:56 PM
I got to his place shortly after 1 am.  He was sleeping on his couch and in his underwear making things so much easier.  Woke him up the way all guys say they want to be woken up.  Said this was for keeping me up early saturday morning when I had to work.  We finished just before 2 and I was too tired to drive home so I stayed at his place. Actually just getting ready to leave while I type this.  But this asshole called into work and used a personal day.  He's sleeping in and I'm up earlier than wanted to be so I can drive home.  Guess this is why they say revenge isn't worth it


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Reply #718 on: March 09, 2020, 05:07:56 PM
CJ's mouth needs a vacation.  :roll:


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Reply #719 on: March 09, 2020, 05:16:48 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 09, 2020, 05:07:56 PM
CJ's mouth needs a vacation.  :roll:


You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?


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