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Reply #880 on: June 27, 2020, 03:55:42 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on June 27, 2020, 03:33:02 AM

Earlier today.   If it had been witnessed by the America's Got Talent judges, Dan would have gotten the golden buzzer.




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Reply #881 on: June 28, 2020, 03:44:37 PM
Wow, has it been two weeks since my last time?  ;D


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Reply #882 on: June 28, 2020, 04:38:57 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on June 28, 2020, 03:44:37 PM
Wow, has it been two weeks since my last time?  ;D




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Reply #883 on: June 28, 2020, 05:03:52 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on June 28, 2020, 03:44:37 PM
Wow, has it been two weeks since my last time?  ;D


2 weeks isn't that long. Besides, it makes it better the longer you go without.  :D


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Reply #884 on: June 28, 2020, 07:47:48 PM
Way to go Big Bird. Knew you still had it in your...or was that, "in her". :emot_laughing:

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Reply #885 on: July 12, 2020, 01:01:38 PM

It had been a while and motivated by a conversation, I gave him a booty call... text anyways


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Reply #886 on: July 12, 2020, 02:38:46 PM

I kinda sorta view it as  I laid him.

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Reply #887 on: July 12, 2020, 03:02:56 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 12, 2020, 02:38:46 PM

I kinda sorta view it as  I laid him.
Still counts. Just because the pipe's going up doesn't mean it isn't getting laid, so to speak.

Please tell me you got flow after installation, though.
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Reply #888 on: July 12, 2020, 03:48:28 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 12, 2020, 02:38:46 PM

I kinda sorta view it as  I laid him.

MJ on top?  Fun.  ;D

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Reply #889 on: July 14, 2020, 12:10:31 PM
Old man of the board scored yesterday.

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Reply #890 on: July 14, 2020, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: msslave on July 14, 2020, 12:10:31 PM
Old man of the board scored yesterday.

Is your butt ok?

 :D


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Reply #891 on: July 14, 2020, 07:32:05 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 14, 2020, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: msslave on July 14, 2020, 12:10:31 PM
Old man of the board scored yesterday.

Is your butt ok?

 :D

msslave is smiling, so..... ;D

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Reply #892 on: July 14, 2020, 07:36:45 PM
Yes... butt's fine.

Throat is a bit sore tho'. :facepalm:

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Reply #893 on: July 14, 2020, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: msslave on July 14, 2020, 07:36:45 PM
Yes... butt's fine.

Throat is a bit sore tho'. :facepalm:

I have something for your throat.....open wide... :emot_hard:

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Reply #894 on: July 14, 2020, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 14, 2020, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: msslave on July 14, 2020, 07:36:45 PM
Yes... butt's fine.

Throat is a bit sore tho'. :facepalm:

I have something for your throat.....open wide... :emot_hard:

CJ just learned something about you.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #895 on: July 14, 2020, 08:08:03 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 14, 2020, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 14, 2020, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: msslave on July 14, 2020, 07:36:45 PM
Yes... butt's fine.

Throat is a bit sore tho'. :facepalm:

I have something for your throat.....open wide... :emot_hard:

CJ just learned something about you.  :emot_laughing:

What? That I'm a slut! No mystery there. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #896 on: July 15, 2020, 03:02:16 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 14, 2020, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 14, 2020, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: msslave on July 14, 2020, 07:36:45 PM
Yes... butt's fine.

Throat is a bit sore tho'. :facepalm:

I have something for your throat.....open wide... :emot_hard:

CJ just learned something about you.  :emot_laughing:

What? A helping friend?  ;D

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Reply #897 on: July 17, 2020, 03:38:50 PM
Watcher has a big smile on his face this morning.  ;D

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Reply #898 on: July 22, 2020, 03:37:55 PM
Miracles never cease. Twice in a week! Just like old times again.  ;D ;D

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Reply #899 on: July 22, 2020, 05:42:36 PM
CJ cured wifey of her sexual frustration. She slept like a baby after.  8)


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