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Reply #1000 on: November 28, 2020, 01:12:19 PM


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Reply #1001 on: November 28, 2020, 03:57:43 PM
See, Jules. Something good always comes out of a crisis.  ;D ;D

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Reply #1002 on: November 28, 2020, 10:29:23 PM
I got laid too, but you don't see me bragging about it.  :roll:


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Reply #1003 on: November 29, 2020, 12:56:05 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on November 28, 2020, 10:29:23 PM
I got laid too, but you don't see me bragging about it.  :roll:


 ;D

Well maybe you should, about time somebody around here some action.


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Reply #1004 on: November 29, 2020, 03:55:31 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on November 28, 2020, 10:29:23 PM
I got laid too, but you don't see me bragging about it.  :roll:


 ;D

Just because you get laid pretty much every day.... ;D ;D

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Reply #1005 on: November 29, 2020, 06:14:48 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on November 29, 2020, 03:55:31 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on November 28, 2020, 10:29:23 PM
I got laid too, but you don't see me bragging about it.  :roll:


 ;D

Just because you get laid pretty much every day.... ;D ;D

My mouth does.  :roll:


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Reply #1006 on: November 29, 2020, 01:38:30 PM
hahah CG, nope not bragging about it.  Just has been a while.  Was just happy to finally post here.


Oh, and I got laid last night too.  Or maybe it could better be described as I laid him.


First a little of this while he enjoyed a glass of wine.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg538182#msg538182

Then a little of this
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg538615#msg538615

The grand finale was this
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg544880#msg544880

And I woke up this morning like this.
https://i.imgur.com/GAKA3NW.jpg


Dan said I should win an Oscar for my performance last night.


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Reply #1007 on: November 29, 2020, 02:20:24 PM
OK...judging from the illustrated story, I'm giving your performance 4 Oscars!!!!

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Reply #1008 on: November 29, 2020, 04:14:54 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on November 29, 2020, 01:38:30 PM
hahah CG, nope not bragging about it.  Just has been a while.  Was just happy to finally post here.


Oh, and I got laid last night too.  Or maybe it could better be described as I laid him.


First a little of this while he enjoyed a glass of wine.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg538182#msg538182

Then a little of this
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg538615#msg538615

The grand finale was this
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64977.msg544880#msg544880

And I woke up this morning like this.
https://i.imgur.com/GAKA3NW.jpg


Dan said I should win an Oscar for my performance last night.



You had me at wine.... 8) 8)  Will there be three in a row tonight?  ;D

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Reply #1009 on: November 29, 2020, 06:30:57 PM
My mouth got laid. In two different places.  8)


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Reply #1010 on: November 29, 2020, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on November 29, 2020, 06:30:57 PM
My mouth got laid. In two different places.  8)

Your mouth was in two different places?  ;D ;D

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Reply #1011 on: November 29, 2020, 10:06:34 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on November 29, 2020, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on November 29, 2020, 06:30:57 PM
My mouth got laid. In two different places.  8)

Your mouth was in two different places?  ;D ;D

Two different people. I now realize I could have implied something else. One of which I do not do. Ever!  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1012 on: December 02, 2020, 05:58:09 AM
Perhaps I’m jumping the gun here, it does say “last night.”  ;D ;D ;D


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Reply #1013 on: December 03, 2020, 01:59:32 AM
No, but my little brothers mom says she hasn't gotten laid since the most evil person I've ever known put my brother into her.

CJ would really like to relieve her of that burden.  8)


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Reply #1014 on: December 03, 2020, 02:08:59 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 03, 2020, 01:59:32 AM
No, but my little brothers mom says she hasn't gotten laid since the most evil person I've ever known put my brother into her.

CJ would really like to relieve her of that burden.  8)

Then will tonight be the night?  8)

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Reply #1015 on: December 03, 2020, 02:14:07 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 03, 2020, 02:08:59 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 03, 2020, 01:59:32 AM
No, but my little brothers mom says she hasn't gotten laid since the most evil person I've ever known put my brother into her.

CJ would really like to relieve her of that burden.  8)

Then will tonight be the night?  8)

No. But I'll get her. Maybe she'll be CJ's Xmas gift.  8)


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Reply #1016 on: December 03, 2020, 02:28:40 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 03, 2020, 02:14:07 AM
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Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 03, 2020, 01:59:32 AM
No, but my little brothers mom says she hasn't gotten laid since the most evil person I've ever known put my brother into her.

CJ would really like to relieve her of that burden.  8)

Then will tonight be the night?  8)

No. But I'll get her. Maybe she'll be CJ's Xmas gift.  8)

Now that is a gift I could enjoy.. 8)

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Reply #1017 on: December 03, 2020, 02:37:44 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 03, 2020, 02:28:40 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 03, 2020, 02:14:07 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 03, 2020, 02:08:59 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 03, 2020, 01:59:32 AM
No, but my little brothers mom says she hasn't gotten laid since the most evil person I've ever known put my brother into her.

CJ would really like to relieve her of that burden.  8)

Then will tonight be the night?  8)

No. But I'll get her. Maybe she'll be CJ's Xmas gift.  8)

Now that is a gift I could enjoy.. 8)

Evil as my father is, he did knock up gorgeous women.  :roll:


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Reply #1018 on: December 05, 2020, 03:52:50 PM
 :D

"Wow!"

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Reply #1019 on: December 05, 2020, 04:53:27 PM
I have carpet burns on my face.  My nipples are sore, my jaw is sore, my ass.....well pooping should be markedly easier today at least.  My hoo ha is so tingly I had to switch to a pair of panties that are so old their elastic just leave them hanging, and thus leave my kibbly bits unrubbed.

It will be a a skirt day.

I have zero idea how I am going to get all of my cum out of my husband's dress belt; he will recognize the smell even if not recently, and he knows he didn't do it.

For the record, when a woman says she is going to put all of you to use, and makes you wait an entire week for it, she will have plans. 

I don't think I will even be able to play with myself for days.

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