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Reply #1660 on: March 20, 2022, 01:57:49 AM
It isn't the first time I've been with a guy whose used it, but none had that kind reaction to it. He was so hard, it almost didn't seem real when I touched him. I'm even thinking that maybe he took two or something. He certainly doesn't need them, and I hope using them doesn't become a normal thing. Not sure if I could handle that all the time.

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Reply #1661 on: March 21, 2022, 02:42:36 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 19, 2022, 07:24:30 PM
that's when he said he had gotten some viagra from the VA, and it was his first time using it. He didn't need it, so I asked why he got it, and he just said to see what it was like, and if it made a difference. I would certainly say it did.

Quote from: Shiela_M on March 20, 2022, 01:57:49 AM
It isn't the first time I've been with a guy whose used it, but none had that kind reaction to it. He was so hard, it almost didn't seem real when I touched him. I'm even thinking that maybe he took two or something. He certainly doesn't need them, and I hope using them doesn't become a normal thing. Not sure if I could handle that all the time.


I asked the question one time about Viagra.  It was when I was dating Kim and she had her booty call come join us one night.  That first night he exhausted us both. It was almost 3 hours.  I finally said I couldn't take anymore.  I mean come on.  I think I burned 10,000 calories that night.

Dan has some. He's taken it twice.  It's a difference maker for sure, but not something he needs every time.


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Reply #1662 on: March 21, 2022, 03:02:16 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 21, 2022, 02:42:36 AM
I asked the question one time about Viagra.  It was when I was dating Kim and she had her booty call come join us one night.  That first night he exhausted us both. It was almost 3 hours.  I finally said I couldn't take anymore.  I mean come on.  I think I burned 10,000 calories that night.

Dan has some. He's taken it twice.  It's a difference maker for sure, but not something he needs every time.

3 friggin hours??? No thank you. He can get outta here with that😳

I don't think I'm a slouch in bed, and I can usually go for a while, but not like that. Like a friggin jackhammer. Only break I had was switching positions and if I took too long... because I needed that short breather, he'd manhandle me and be right back at it.


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Reply #1663 on: March 21, 2022, 03:19:00 PM
I’ve had the “painful erection that last more than four hours.” The secret is to take a couple of antihistamines, Sudafed is good. And orgasm. Usually, between the drug, and the cum, we can get that unruly boner to deflate.

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Reply #1664 on: March 21, 2022, 05:45:54 PM
I was going to say something about that 4 hour thing. When we were in the shower, he was still pretty firm. Semi hard. I was a dat anxious he was going to get ready to go some more


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Reply #1665 on: March 22, 2022, 03:00:21 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 21, 2022, 03:02:16 PM
3 friggin hours??? No thank you.

2 of us to share him.  So, 1-1/2 hours each when all was said and done.
But honestly, I hadn't been penetrated by a guy in the previous 12 months, so it was A LOT after being so long without.

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Reply #1666 on: March 22, 2022, 04:29:14 AM
Quote from: staci on March 19, 2022, 08:59:19 PM
Fun girl. Blue pill works eh?
Blue pill works, but I felt a little broken afterwards 😅

I dont exactly know how long it was, but we started shortly after the movie began, and there must have been about a half hour left when we finished, so ill be generous and say maybe an hour, and I was at my limit quite a while before he actually finished. we've been having sex on and off, plus I'm getting some shower buddy time in between, so one would figure I'd have been able to handle it better than that, but...


Non. Stop.

Surprised I'm walking straight, and now I'm thinking it may have contributed to me going in the ditch the next morning...🤔 yep, I'm a good driver, it's just Allan's dick made me lose control of my car... put that on my insurance claim.


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Reply #1667 on: March 22, 2022, 02:56:44 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 22, 2022, 04:29:14 AM

Surprised I'm walking straight, and now I'm thinking it may have contributed to me going in the ditch the next morning...🤔 yep, I'm a good driver, it's just Allan's dick made me lose control of my car... put that on my insurance claim.

I can see your state enacting a new driving offense code -  DUID -  driving under the influence of dick.  ;D ;D

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Reply #1668 on: March 22, 2022, 03:26:32 PM
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Quote from: Shiela_M on March 21, 2022, 03:02:16 PM
3 friggin hours??? No thank you.

2 of us to share him.  So, 1-1/2 hours each when all was said and done.
But honestly, I hadn't been penetrated by a guy in the previous 12 months, so it was A LOT after being so long without.

There seems to be an ommission in your stories list  ;D


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Reply #1669 on: March 22, 2022, 04:28:54 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on March 22, 2022, 03:26:32 PM
There seems to be an ommission in your stories list  ;D

I spoke of it somewhere a few years ago on the forum, in a post, but didn't turn it into a story.   

I also recall sharing more detail in PM about that night with Liz or Katie.  I'll see if I can locate it. 


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Reply #1670 on: March 22, 2022, 07:11:16 PM
Want to know if you gave it to me right? If I'm still thinking and talking about it after three days.


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Reply #1671 on: March 22, 2022, 07:14:04 PM
"Please excuse Shiela from work, she stubbed her vagina on Allan's dick o granite and has difficulty walking" - doctor's note


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Reply #1672 on: March 22, 2022, 08:01:13 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on March 22, 2022, 07:14:04 PM
"Please excuse Shiela from work, she stubbed her vagina on Allan's dick o granite and has difficulty walking" - doctor's note

lol.  WOO!

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Reply #1673 on: March 22, 2022, 08:45:41 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on March 22, 2022, 08:01:13 PM
lol.  WOO!

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I'll just hold my hands in some ice water for a bit, and then I'll give him a supporting hand.

Ice done something similar once. I held and ice cube on my fist letting it melt, and then I walked up to him kind of seductively, and then I slid my icey hand down his pants. The look on his face.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1674 on: March 23, 2022, 07:53:40 PM
Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately??  ;D

That is all.

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Reply #1675 on: March 23, 2022, 07:56:28 PM
Quote from: JBRG on March 23, 2022, 07:53:40 PM
Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately??  ;D
Yup, just like they have the permanent access to the hot tub thread.  ;D ;D


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Reply #1676 on: March 23, 2022, 08:17:23 PM
Quote from: JBRG on March 23, 2022, 07:53:40 PM
Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately??  ;D

Yes they are, and they haven't included us in their plans yet. Still hoping.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1677 on: March 23, 2022, 08:26:53 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on March 23, 2022, 08:17:23 PM
Quote from: JBRG on March 23, 2022, 07:53:40 PM
Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately??  ;D

Yes they are, and they haven't included us in their plans yet. Still hoping.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
You don’t need to hope, Mr. Watcher  ;D
You can just swoop in and out, whenever you want.  ;D ;D



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Reply #1678 on: March 24, 2022, 01:09:16 AM
Quote from: JBRG on March 23, 2022, 07:53:40 PM
Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately??  ;D

Allen and Dan are also.

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Reply #1679 on: March 24, 2022, 02:50:08 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 24, 2022, 01:09:16 AM
Quote from: JBRG on March 23, 2022, 07:53:40 PM
Are Julie and Sheila the only ones getting laid lately??  ;D

Allen and Dan are also.

Woo to you

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