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Reply #1760 on: May 23, 2022, 10:25:58 PM

And, I haven't gotten laid in a week. #WRMD




I told the old man to get busy or go sleep out in the family room on the couch.
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Reply #1761 on: May 24, 2022, 07:27:46 PM
Well, it's 24 hours (or so) later and Mrs JBRG's toes still have not straightened out after the fucking she got yesterday afternoon.

Started with me being frustrated with not getting any for over two weeks. But, other than telling her that I need her, I don't try to force anything. Being stuck in a hotel, no place to disappear to when wanting a nap so I lay down on the bed next to her while she searched for someplace for us to live when we get back to Canada.

After about an hour, she lay down and spooned with me. I started stroking her boobs and after a while we got serious. First to go was her top and bra and my shirt. It wasn't long after that we were both naked and I was working my way in. Mrs JBRG is very tight and it is not uncommon to take 5-10 minutes for full penetration. Once I was fully buried in her, I asked her if she wanted the boyfriend or husband experience. She gave me that look -- what the fuck are you talking about?. So I told her that husband experience was me cumming in her and boyfriend was me cumming on her. Because this was middle of the afternoon, she said boyfriend experience (which is what I was hoping for fantasy purposes). So I told her to fantasize whom ever she wanted to and we began a very passionate fucking session.

After a while, my imagination starts to go wild about a threesome scenario. I put a couple of fingers next to her mouth which she kissed. I then told her to imagine that the fingers are her husband's cock and it's there to suck while her boyfriend fucks her. She didn't suck on my fingers but that seemed to set her off. She came so hard that when my body said it was time, I could not withdraw so she got the husband experience anyways.


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Reply #1762 on: May 24, 2022, 07:53:12 PM
She came so hard that when my body said it was time, I could not withdraw so she got the husband experience anyways.

Woo my good friend. Well played sir.

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Reply #1763 on: May 29, 2022, 03:15:50 AM
I have a feeling I'm getting laid in a little bit.

Hope you had a great time  ;D

Just wondering what happened... details...



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Reply #1764 on: May 29, 2022, 06:02:10 AM


For the last few go around, he's been rough and vulgar during. Last night was sweet and tender,   

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Reply #1765 on: May 29, 2022, 10:37:55 AM
For the last few go around, he's been rough and vulgar during. Last night was sweet and tender,
He must have had good knowledge of stuff.

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Reply #1766 on: May 29, 2022, 12:16:04 PM


For the last few go around, he's been rough and vulgar during. Last night was sweet and tender,

Aaaaah. Woo for Dan.

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Reply #1767 on: May 30, 2022, 01:14:43 PM
We were watching a movie where a woman was sitting on a man's face..I mentioned that we should do that. Dan said, "if you shave your pussy." He explained the hair makes a difference when I sit on his face in comparison to him going down on me.
I suggested shaved lips but not the whole pubic area. He countered with landing strip, and as he said yes, I said landing strip for both of us. 
We went to the bathroom. I sat on the toilet seat lid and he stepped in front of me. I hadn't even rubbed the shaving cream around and he was getting hard.  I gave a few kisses during the process. When it was my turn, I sat on the counter. He carefully shaved my lips , then gave me a pencil thick landing strip that is nowhere near straight. 
In the bedroom I straddled his face and worked my hips like Shiela does against the couch.  He had a very nice O. 
We then snuck out to the pool for a midnight skinny dip.
As we embraced he said he'd like me to return the favor and sat up on the edge of the pool. I snuggled my face between his legs and took care of him.  Just before he ejaculated, he told me not to swallow.  I held it in my mouth. When he was done, he slipped down into the water and embraced me . Our lips met and I opened my mouth, the messy substance was everywhere in our mouths and the kiss was very slippery. 
And this morning in the bathroom I removed the not so straight landing strip.

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Reply #1768 on: May 30, 2022, 01:19:38 PM
You two seem to be having more fun as time goes by...or you're just writing about it more. What ever...I enjoy reading the hot stuff the two of you get up to. WOO!

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Reply #1769 on: May 30, 2022, 01:29:39 PM
I love sex.  As long as he can rise to the occasion, I'm usually accommodating.

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Reply #1770 on: May 30, 2022, 03:46:03 PM
Got me a ittle warmed up this morning ready that one. Gotta love a man that doesn't mind his own product, but to actually demand you share it... that's pretty damn hot.



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Reply #1771 on: May 31, 2022, 12:50:52 PM
Yesterday oh how sweet that pussy cum is I just love it

Pussy oh how sweet it is


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Reply #1772 on: June 05, 2022, 03:16:49 PM
We haven’t had a chance to see each other much after he had come back home. He. Was way too tired that first night, and then either he was busy or I was.

He was out last night with a few of his guy friends and I decided to show up and catch his little party. I wore denim short shorts, and a tight t-shirt with no bra. Take advantage of what perk the girls have left in them. I went easy on the makeup and left my hair a little messy, and then I waited until later before heading out.

I walked in and quickly scanned the place and found him quicker than I had hoped and walked over. I was so hot for him, and the girls announced that to everybody I passed by. I even saw one of my coworkers there with her husband, so I’m sure I’ll hear about it all tomorrow.
I asked if I could join and none seemed to have a problem with me crashing boys night. It wasn’t my intention to ruin anything, because I wasn’t planning on waiting until bar close to get what I needed. I stayed for about an hour just listening to the conversation and answering the random question. I was a but handy with him, and every so often my wondering hand told me he was as excited about it as I was. After my third drink I said I was going to head home and asked him to walk me to my car, which he did like a gentleman.

What he did to me in the parking lot was definitely not gentleman like. Yes I remembered that night with Ben behind his truck and I wanted something like that again. I had purposely parked at the back of the parking lot near some trees and away from any lights. Pulling my shorts and panties to my knees he had me on my trunk and immediately started going down on me. He was hungry and even though it wasn’t what I wanted, I was loving it. It felt like he was fighting the urge to actually bite me. His tongue was moving quick and pressing hard, he was sucking and breathing as hard as I was. He stuck a finger in me and curled it while pulling it in and out which just made me want it even more. The whole time I was whispering how badly I want him. It quickly became me begging him to hurry up and fuck me.

When he stood up and pulled himself out of his pants, I hopped down and spun around and leaned over my trunk which was a hit awkward with my shorts falling down around my ankles, and then falling off one foot.  As much as I wanted to face him, the back of my car was just too high and instead of wasting time trying to figure it out, I just went with quick and easy. He rubbed himself on me just a few times even though I was so wet I. didn’t think it was needed, and then he gave me want I wanted.

I was slapping my car and he even covered my mouth with his hand to cover up all the noise I was making. I bit him for his efforts. He never moved his hand and never slowed his hips. He paused twice as people were either leaving or coming in, I wasn’t paying much attention, I was enjoying having him inside me. That wonderfully hot hard dick making itself at home. When the coast was clear, he would give me all he had.
He made his announcement and I reached back and grabbed him and begged him to give it to me. He is so hesitant about cumming inside me, but I  keep assuring him it’ll be ok.  It doesn’t take too much convincing and he let’s loose and I feel him pumping away. It is such a mind blowing feeling and it is nearly as good as having my own orgasm.

He pulled himself free, and with the help of my car, I bent down and took him into my mouth. I made sure he was all cleaned up, and then started telling him to hurry back inside with his friends. I pulled my panties up but just held my shorts in my hand. He held my car door as I climbed inside and then stood there watching me as I buckled up. We said our goodbyes and then I left. I played with myself the whole drive home and gave myself an orgasm while laying in bed and thinking about what had just happened.



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Reply #1773 on: June 05, 2022, 03:38:25 PM
Let's see...how long did it take for me to WOO this. Like as long as it took me to move my fingers.

Who needs porn stories when our Shiela provides such hot accounts of her adventures. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1774 on: June 05, 2022, 04:29:26 PM
One word Sheila -- DAMN.

That is all.


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Reply #1775 on: June 05, 2022, 04:32:47 PM
Well, as I had confessed before, sometimes I can be such a dirty whore.💋



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Reply #1776 on: June 05, 2022, 08:45:15 PM

Well, as I had confessed before, sometimes I can be such a dirty whore.💋


And that’s why you very deservedly won POY two years in a row (and counting).




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Reply #1777 on: June 06, 2022, 01:14:19 PM

Well, as I had confessed before, sometimes I can be such a dirty whore.💋


And that’s why you very deservedly won POY two years in a row (and counting).

I don't see anything stopping it being 3 POYs in a row.  Woo, woo and a thousand times woo

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Reply #1778 on: June 06, 2022, 01:38:40 PM
We haven’t had a chance to see each other much after he had come back home. He. Was way too tired that first night, and then either he was busy or I was.

He was out last night with a few of his guy friends and I decided to show up and catch his little party. I wore denim short shorts, and a tight t-shirt with no bra. Take advantage of what perk the girls have left in them. I went easy on the makeup and left my hair a little messy, and then I waited until later before heading out.

I walked in and quickly scanned the place and found him quicker than I had hoped and walked over. I was so hot for him, and the girls announced that to everybody I passed by. I even saw one of my coworkers there with her husband, so I’m sure I’ll hear about it all tomorrow.
I asked if I could join and none seemed to have a problem with me crashing boys night. It wasn’t my intention to ruin anything, because I wasn’t planning on waiting until bar close to get what I needed. I stayed for about an hour just listening to the conversation and answering the random question. I was a but handy with him, and every so often my wondering hand told me he was as excited about it as I was. After my third drink I said I was going to head home and asked him to walk me to my car, which he did like a gentleman.

What he did to me in the parking lot was definitely not gentleman like. Yes I remembered that night with Ben behind his truck and I wanted something like that again. I had purposely parked at the back of the parking lot near some trees and away from any lights. Pulling my shorts and panties to my knees he had me on my trunk and immediately started going down on me. He was hungry and even though it wasn’t what I wanted, I was loving it. It felt like he was fighting the urge to actually bite me. His tongue was moving quick and pressing hard, he was sucking and breathing as hard as I was. He stuck a finger in me and curled it while pulling it in and out which just made me want it even more. The whole time I was whispering how badly I want him. It quickly became me begging him to hurry up and fuck me.

When he stood up and pulled himself out of his pants, I hopped down and spun around and leaned over my trunk which was a hit awkward with my shorts falling down around my ankles, and then falling off one foot.  As much as I wanted to face him, the back of my car was just too high and instead of wasting time trying to figure it out, I just went with quick and easy. He rubbed himself on me just a few times even though I was so wet I. didn’t think it was needed, and then he gave me want I wanted.

I was slapping my car and he even covered my mouth with his hand to cover up all the noise I was making. I bit him for his efforts. He never moved his hand and never slowed his hips. He paused twice as people were either leaving or coming in, I wasn’t paying much attention, I was enjoying having him inside me. That wonderfully hot hard dick making itself at home. When the coast was clear, he would give me all he had.
He made his announcement and I reached back and grabbed him and begged him to give it to me. He is so hesitant about cumming inside me, but I  keep assuring him it’ll be ok.  It doesn’t take too much convincing and he let’s loose and I feel him pumping away. It is such a mind blowing feeling and it is nearly as good as having my own orgasm.

He pulled himself free, and with the help of my car, I bent down and took him into my mouth. I made sure he was all cleaned up, and then started telling him to hurry back inside with his friends. I pulled my panties up but just held my shorts in my hand. He held my car door as I climbed inside and then stood there watching me as I buckled up. We said our goodbyes and then I left. I played with myself the whole drive home and gave myself an orgasm while laying in bed and thinking about what had just happened.


Ben.... is an INCREDIBLY lucky man. And I would be fooling myself if I said I wasn't jealous.

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Reply #1779 on: June 06, 2022, 03:05:00 PM
Ben.... is an INCREDIBLY lucky man. And I would be fooling myself if I said I wasn't jealous.
Um. It’s Mr Alan, who’s been talked about.
The Ben part was a flashback.