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Reply #1780 on: June 06, 2022, 04:09:16 PM
Ben.... is an INCREDIBLY lucky man. And I would be fooling myself if I said I wasn't jealous.
Um. It’s Mr Alan, who’s been talked about.
The Ben part was a flashback.

Sorry, I just read her story and saw Ben was mentioned. Apparently, I'm not very good at reading.

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Reply #1781 on: June 06, 2022, 04:22:38 PM
Ben.... is an INCREDIBLY lucky man. And I would be fooling myself if I said I wasn't jealous.
Um. It’s Mr Alan, who’s been talked about.
The Ben part was a flashback.
Sorry, I just read her story and saw Ben was mentioned. Apparently, I'm not very good at reading.
no worries, everyone has a misreading moment, I also read a joke by purpleshoes wrong.



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Reply #1782 on: June 06, 2022, 04:25:29 PM
Ben.... is an INCREDIBLY lucky man. And I would be fooling myself if I said I wasn't jealous.
Um. It’s Mr Alan, who’s been talked about.
The Ben part was a flashback.

Sorry, I just read her story and saw Ben was mentioned. Apparently, I'm not very good at reading.

If you go back far enough, you'll see the one about Ben that I was thinking about 💋



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Reply #1783 on: June 06, 2022, 05:17:53 PM
We haven’t had a chance to see each other much after he had come back home. He. Was way too tired that first night, and then either he was busy or I was.

He was out last night with a few of his guy friends and I decided to show up and catch his little party. I wore denim short shorts, and a tight t-shirt with no bra. Take advantage of what perk the girls have left in them. I went easy on the makeup and left my hair a little messy, and then I waited until later before heading out.

I walked in and quickly scanned the place and found him quicker than I had hoped and walked over. I was so hot for him, and the girls announced that to everybody I passed by. I even saw one of my coworkers there with her husband, so I’m sure I’ll hear about it all tomorrow.
I asked if I could join and none seemed to have a problem with me crashing boys night. It wasn’t my intention to ruin anything, because I wasn’t planning on waiting until bar close to get what I needed. I stayed for about an hour just listening to the conversation and answering the random question. I was a but handy with him, and every so often my wondering hand told me he was as excited about it as I was. After my third drink I said I was going to head home and asked him to walk me to my car, which he did like a gentleman.

What he did to me in the parking lot was definitely not gentleman like. Yes I remembered that night with Ben behind his truck and I wanted something like that again. I had purposely parked at the back of the parking lot near some trees and away from any lights. Pulling my shorts and panties to my knees he had me on my trunk and immediately started going down on me. He was hungry and even though it wasn’t what I wanted, I was loving it. It felt like he was fighting the urge to actually bite me. His tongue was moving quick and pressing hard, he was sucking and breathing as hard as I was. He stuck a finger in me and curled it while pulling it in and out which just made me want it even more. The whole time I was whispering how badly I want him. It quickly became me begging him to hurry up and fuck me.

When he stood up and pulled himself out of his pants, I hopped down and spun around and leaned over my trunk which was a hit awkward with my shorts falling down around my ankles, and then falling off one foot.  As much as I wanted to face him, the back of my car was just too high and instead of wasting time trying to figure it out, I just went with quick and easy. He rubbed himself on me just a few times even though I was so wet I. didn’t think it was needed, and then he gave me want I wanted.

I was slapping my car and he even covered my mouth with his hand to cover up all the noise I was making. I bit him for his efforts. He never moved his hand and never slowed his hips. He paused twice as people were either leaving or coming in, I wasn’t paying much attention, I was enjoying having him inside me. That wonderfully hot hard dick making itself at home. When the coast was clear, he would give me all he had.
He made his announcement and I reached back and grabbed him and begged him to give it to me. He is so hesitant about cumming inside me, but I  keep assuring him it’ll be ok.  It doesn’t take too much convincing and he let’s loose and I feel him pumping away. It is such a mind blowing feeling and it is nearly as good as having my own orgasm.

He pulled himself free, and with the help of my car, I bent down and took him into my mouth. I made sure he was all cleaned up, and then started telling him to hurry back inside with his friends. I pulled my panties up but just held my shorts in my hand. He held my car door as I climbed inside and then stood there watching me as I buckled up. We said our goodbyes and then I left. I played with myself the whole drive home and gave myself an orgasm while laying in bed and thinking about what had just happened.
Damn, I miss these kinds of days.

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Reply #1784 on: June 06, 2022, 06:06:36 PM
Doing what I can to have the time of my life while I can💋



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Reply #1785 on: June 08, 2022, 06:33:30 PM
Let's see...how long did it take for me to WOO this. Like as long as it took me to move my fingers.

Who needs porn stories when our Shiela provides such hot accounts of her adventures. ;D :emot_kiss:

I agree. It seems I missed both Shiela's and Jule's fun sexcapades. I will reread them later in the night.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1786 on: June 08, 2022, 06:55:06 PM
I agree. It seems I missed both Shiela's and Jule's fun sexcapades. I will reread them later in the night.  :emot_kiss:
Well, as CT once said, you could also surely
light a candle and put on some Barry White
  ;D
As well as open up a bottle of ‘75 Lafite.  ;D  (Not the ‘74, that’s sewage. 0vomit0 )

Still, very glad to see you back sir, your positivity and bright-sider attitude is great.



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Reply #1787 on: June 11, 2022, 01:43:17 PM
Nothing too special about last night. He called and we talked for a bit and then he invited me over to "Netflix and chill" which for everybody is code for "lets have sex"... well for everybody expect Allan, for him it really means come over and watch some tv and relax.  So I dressed comfortably checked my overnight bag just in case, and went over to watch season 4 or stranger things.

We watched 4 episodes before heading to bed. Like me, he needs noise when we fall asleep, so he put on the tv, and I told him to play the great british baking show, or bake off. Then it started heating up, and I climbed on top. It was a slow ride to the finish and then we fell asleep.

Woke up for work, and did a very short run this morning and then jumped in his shower where he happily joined me. We had a short make out session. I felt him getting hard, and then I turned and faced the wall, and he took me from behind. Hes very good at reaching in front and working his fingers on me guaranteeing that I have a fantastic ogasm that leaves me struggling not to fall.

After, I finished showering and he made me a small breakfast, and gave me a travel mug filled with coffee. So far my day is going great.  💋



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Reply #1788 on: June 11, 2022, 04:14:34 PM
This old eagle had a surprise last night. Mrs Watcher and me were driving home from a wedding when, out of the blue, I felt her hand on my inner thigh. Knowing that the Mrs does not drink, I knew this could be serious and lead to something fun.  Her hand stayed on my inner thigh, rubbing it. We quickly pulled into the garage, got into the bedroom, removed our clothes as quickly as we could and had a beautiful time.   8) 8)

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Reply #1789 on: June 11, 2022, 04:42:19 PM
I can give you a Woo for that. 💋



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Reply #1790 on: June 11, 2022, 05:41:28 PM
No road head? that's the best. Woo

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Reply #1791 on: June 11, 2022, 06:29:03 PM
..and here I thought it would be a story of Mrs. Watcher learning to operate a "stick shift"  ;D ;D



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Reply #1792 on: June 11, 2022, 07:49:21 PM




It was like this last night, I had went to the doc in a box for my back pain, and last night I was kind of out of it on the pain meds and was not really in the mood, trying to enjoy being pain free, and then she came. I was nothing to her but food. It was violent, wild, and a little scary. I am sitting in my study/office, while she is off shopping with her friends. I am a little worried.

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Reply #1793 on: June 11, 2022, 07:55:46 PM
I am a little worried.

Worried about what, that you'll have to wait a little while until she again gets violent, wild, and a little scary?  ;D



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Reply #1794 on: June 11, 2022, 07:56:51 PM
I am a little worried.
Worried about what, that you'll have to wait a little while until she again gets violent, wild, and a little scary?  ;D
True, and as long as you have a safe word, there’s nothing to worry about. ;D



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Reply #1795 on: June 11, 2022, 08:27:26 PM
I am a little worried.
Worried about what, that you'll have to wait a little while until she again gets violent, wild, and a little scary?  ;D
True, and as long as you have a safe word, there’s nothing to worry about. ;D

There is no safe word, only her whims. She destroyed her friend this morning. Imagine sitting at the coffee table, reading your paper, and then *wham* there is a half naked woman on your table being sexually mauled by your wife. Our friend even said help me! I shrugged. I was floating on a cloud of pain meds and all I could muster was "Neat." as my wife bent this girl in all sorts of ways to get off. She gets like this after her cycle ends. Hyper sexually aggressive. It was kind of hot to watch. But I felt bad for the friend, and offered coffee.

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Reply #1796 on: June 11, 2022, 08:37:27 PM
*cough*humblebragging*cough*

 ;D

Definitely a nicer "problem" to have than if she were interested in sex only every two or three months and then insisted on doing it with the lights off and under the covers ;)



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Reply #1797 on: June 11, 2022, 08:56:27 PM
*cough*humblebragging*cough*

 ;D

Definitely a nicer "problem" to have than if she were interested in sex only every two or three months and then insisted on doing it with the lights off and under the covers ;)

Not really trying to brag, as I have Sciatica problems, and the best I can currently do is lie flat as a board and be her personal fuck toy. I mean I could invite the entirety of KB over and I think she would wreck you all like godzilla in Tokyo. Its just her. I wish I was not hurting so bad that I can try and tame her during this time like we used to do in the past. But I am not a braggart.

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Reply #1798 on: June 11, 2022, 09:17:16 PM
I get where you are coming from sir. Everything, even something as great as this, can have it's demerits, some easily understandable, some totally unexpected.
Still, anyone would be really lucky, (and really tired afterwards, lol) to have found someone, half as energetic as her.
Honestly, your tales make me think that her energy drive might rival Miss Shiela's, atleast, when they would have been at the same age.



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Reply #1799 on: June 11, 2022, 09:54:16 PM
I don't really get like that. I think I have a... "healthier" libido than some, but I dont really ever do like that. I'm not anywhere near dominating enough.