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Reply #2100 on: November 01, 2022, 05:03:09 PM
I am going to need a ruling from the judges.  Clair wants to introduce me to some older gentlemen of her aquaintance.  When she showed up yesterday she said she wanted my opinion on something.

She started to hike up her gypsy skirt and I thought she got a tattoo or piercing.

She had a creme pie, and I got to feast on sloppy seconds before she literally bounced up and dashed.

She texted later that was her carrying a greeting.

So did I get laid, or just confused.

For the record I rather did enjoy it. Whatever it was.

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Reply #2101 on: November 02, 2022, 03:38:03 PM
Think the judges here are rather liberal in their interpretations.  Sloppy seconds of a cream pie, in my book, counts. Your tongue saw action. And I am guessing your fingers also.    8)

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Reply #2102 on: November 02, 2022, 05:13:42 PM
Quote from: Valley Vixin on November 01, 2022, 05:03:09 PM


She started to hike up her gypsy skirt and I thought she got a tattoo or piercing.

She had a creme pie, and I got to feast on sloppy seconds before she literally bounced up and dashed.

She texted later that was her carrying a greeting.

So did I get laid, or just confused.

For the record I rather did enjoy it. Whatever it was.
Unless the Lady Sheriff says otherwise, I'll be the self appointed judge here. Your friend said the load of cum she carried was meant for you. You eagerly lapped it up.

As you accepted and swallowed load of cum, kept warm for you by a friend, I rule you not only got second hand cum, you got laid and performed well on your lady friend. Sounds like a twofer to me.
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Reply #2103 on: November 02, 2022, 07:56:25 PM
Well, let's see. We made out. I mounted her. She wrapped her legs around me. Pulled me deep. She had a very intense orgasm. Then, I asked her where I should cum. She said belly. I then said so you what the boyfriend experience (only husband is allowed to cum in her). She kind of giggled at that. I felt the cum happening. I pulled out and came all over her belly. I got up to get towels to clean up. As I approached, I dove down and licked up a decent amount of my fluids. She was "what the???". I responded there isn't a guy alive who hasn't tasted his own cum at some point in time. Then we cleaned up, snuggled and went to sleep.

That is all.

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Reply #2104 on: November 02, 2022, 08:49:16 PM
Yay to our JBRG! Was that the first time in Mexico? If so, your winter is off to a great start. I'll WOO that too. ;D

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Reply #2105 on: November 02, 2022, 09:55:33 PM
Inquiring minds are wanting to know if MJ made it 8 nights in a row and will there be a 9th?  ;D ;D

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Reply #2106 on: November 02, 2022, 11:11:19 PM
She may be worn out
 Orgasm overload. The dreaded OO.. :o

Maybe we'll hear from her when she's rested up. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2107 on: November 03, 2022, 02:10:42 AM
Quote from: msslave on November 02, 2022, 08:49:16 PM
Yay to our JBRG! Was that the first time in Mexico? If so, your winter is off to a great start. I'll WOO that too. ;D

First time this trip.

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Reply #2108 on: November 03, 2022, 02:26:22 AM
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Reply #2109 on: November 03, 2022, 04:55:32 AM
Steak is at 9.  Going for 10 tonight.  Not. Being online for the last two days, I have 7 pages of unread.  I think I'll be in the mood after all that.  Can I get him involved? That's the big question. 

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Reply #2110 on: November 03, 2022, 03:29:50 PM

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Reply #2111 on: November 03, 2022, 07:50:27 PM
Twas the night before Halloween and all through Salem, tricksters and treaters were stiring, and even one dressed as a mouse.

My friends and were strolling in the dark when what do I see?  A couple of werewolves costumes, just like a dream.

Ok, enough of my poor attempt at that...

I seem to be running into a MJ problem with this post. I'm going to go ahead and type this out as a story so I can get all the details in. I'll try to be quick about it.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #2112 on: November 03, 2022, 08:32:35 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on November 03, 2022, 04:55:32 AM
Steak is at 9.  Going for 10 tonight.  Not. Being online for the last two days, I have 7 pages of unread.  I think I'll be in the mood after all that.  Can I get him involved? That's the big question.

If you can't get him involved, I am sure there are a few men and women members here who would have no problem getting involved.  ;D ;D

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Reply #2113 on: November 03, 2022, 08:36:32 PM


Quote from: Shiela_M on November 03, 2022, 07:50:27 PM
Twas the night before Halloween and all through Salem, tricksters and treaters were stiring, and even one dressed as a mouse.

My friends and were strolling in the dark when what do I see?  A couple of werewolves costumes, just like a dream.

Ok, enough of my poor attempt at that...

I seem to be running into a MJ problem with this post. I'm going to go ahead and type this out as a story so I can get all the details in. I'll try to be quick about it.  :emot_kiss:

Someone mention werewolf?


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Reply #2114 on: November 04, 2022, 03:18:44 PM
Streak is at 11. 

We were actually in bed ready to fall asleep and almost forgot. I rolled over and asked him to do me really quick.  His fingers went south, and made things slippery.  He crawled on and it was a 5 minute ordeal.  #WBTYD

Ranks #11 of the 11. Might need to take a break for a week.  Either that, or get those magical sucky things back out of the toy box.

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Reply #2115 on: November 04, 2022, 03:35:26 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on November 04, 2022, 03:18:44 PM
Streak is at 11. 

We were actually in bed ready to fall asleep and almost forgot. I rolled over and asked him to do me really quick.  His fingers went south, and made things slippery.  He crawled on and it was a 5 minute ordeal.  #WBTYD

Ranks #11 of the 11. Might need to take a break for a week.  Either that, or get those magical sucky things back out of the toy box.

Poor Dan must be drained. Time to call in the replacements.  ;D ;D  But a WOO for 11 nights in a row!  8)

Toy box?  Big cedar chest filled with fun toys?  ;D ;D


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Reply #2116 on: November 04, 2022, 03:38:58 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on November 04, 2022, 03:35:26 PM

Toy box?  Big cedar chest filled with fun toys?  ;D ;D[/color]

Hidden in shoe boxes amongst all the other shoe boxes in the closet. 

Yes, I know.  Poor Dan. . 🤣

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Reply #2117 on: November 04, 2022, 04:15:51 PM
Get that D girl!

11 in a row is a hell of a streak. I'm just looking to get back in Allan's gaming chair tonight.


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Reply #2118 on: November 04, 2022, 05:02:59 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 04, 2022, 04:15:51 PM
Get that D girl!

11 in a row is a hell of a streak. I'm just looking to get back in Allan's gaming chair tonight.

A quick mutiplayer game of Call of Booty?


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Reply #2119 on: November 04, 2022, 05:49:46 PM
I still have memories with wife number two. It must have been a three day weekend
 The kids were upstairs in bed. We had a very hot session and for some reason I thought it would be funny if I marked the occasion. Grabbing a lipstick off the dresser I made a mark on the mirror. And we were off.

The marks kept marching across the mirror until we got to number five and that merited a slash across the previous four.
We managed to add two more but it was an effort. My last orgasm was one I could feel but doubt it produced more than two or three drops..I was drained, she was sore and we collapsed in a coma like sleep.

Don't remember what excuse wife made to the kids when they asked about the marks on the mirror. :emot_laughing:

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