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Reply #2360 on: April 01, 2023, 03:38:30 PM
I began to believe this was a common thing men did. I guessed some guys just didn't use it because they had their own technique.

I'll be at Allan's tonight and this time I'm going to ask him dictate what I'm saying and I'm just going to talk as filthy as I can to him.



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Reply #2361 on: April 01, 2023, 04:54:27 PM
I began to believe this was a common thing men did. I guessed some guys just didn't use it because they had their own technique.


I don’t think I’ve done the alphabet thing since college.

I kind of have a three step process. The first one is what I called the teasing phase. Lick, kiss, and stroke everything except her clitoris. The anticipation will kill her.

Next, is the escalation phase. I like to peel that hood back and make the clit stand out like a little berry. And then it gets the butterfly kisses, the long strokes with the tongue, and finally the finger.

The resolution phase is me just shaking the shit out of her clit with my finger. My hand is a blur. I am rubbing her g-spot with the other hand, and I’m talking .*really* nasty. “Look how hard your nipples are. My little slut loves to have her clit rubbed hard. You’re going to cum for daddy. I know it.”

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Reply #2362 on: April 02, 2023, 04:36:42 PM
We tried watching that show again, but this time we kept.our clothes on so I could actually pay attention to it. We made it through 2 and half episodes. We agreed on two before switching to Shadow and Bones but we started playing a little game.

I wanted a cup of coffee, so he agreed to get it for me if I played with him for a bit. Some kissing and a little rubbing through his shorts. Then he brought it back knowing I cant do black coffee so I had to "pay" him to get me some creamer. That cost me some licks and kisses on his chest and shoulders so off came the shirt.

So we started watching shadow and bones, but we started it over at season one because it was a while since we watched it and needed a refresher before starting the new season. And then I wanted an snack, that cost me some kisses below the waist, the licks were a tip for prompt service, and I had my chips.

Half way into the first episode, he sarcastically slapped his head and said he forgot his own coffee. Of course he was will to "pay" me to go get it for him. Off comes my shirt, and he gave me a bunch of kisses and licks on my neck and chest. He got his coffee.

We kept trading little sex acts for favors until we were full into it and I was riding him. It wasn't heavy and hard like the other night, but slow with some talking and laughing. It was better in it's own way.

The one thing that really got me was he finished first, and then used that toy he bought and went down on me to get me to cloud nine. He had himself a cream pie, and I kissed him hard after it was all said and done. What a dirty boy!



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Reply #2363 on: April 02, 2023, 05:56:45 PM
Sounds like a fun night Shiela. You've described a lot of wild times that took you to "pound city". Kinda nice to hear about fun games leading to an easy relaxing sexy ride.

If course I WOOED. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2364 on: April 03, 2023, 01:28:44 PM
We kept trading little sex acts for favors until we were full into it and I was riding him. It wasn't heavy and hard like the other night, but slow with some talking and laughing. It was better in it's own way.

You beautiful thing. SO sexy and fun.  Hoe nice.   
I loved reading the "Slow with some talking and laughing".  We had an episode on our way to Florida in December and I got the giggles.  Turned into full on laughing.  Had something to do with the RV rocking.

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Reply #2365 on: April 17, 2023, 10:50:45 PM
Was so happy that everything went well with my family, I rewarded Allan with some road head on the way back to my place. It was more like a handjob with me sucking on the head. On the rare occasion when I do this, I just play around and do enough to keep him revved up until we get back to one of our places. I wasnt really in the mood for sex, but I wanted him to enjoy himself. It took longer than I had hoped and my ribs were starting to hurt when he came in my mouth.

When we got to my place he was going to follow me inside to return the favor, but I told him I wasn't up for it, maybe another night. He never hesitates to give me a deep kiss after I go down on him.



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Reply #2366 on: April 18, 2023, 12:24:14 AM
Was so happy that everything went well with my family

So happy you were so happy.
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Reply #2367 on: April 18, 2023, 01:32:16 AM
Sorry, I already used your WOO for today. Someday I'll find a way around that damn bot. >:(

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Reply #2368 on: April 18, 2023, 12:26:52 PM
Was so happy that everything went well with my family, I rewarded Allan with some road head on the way back to my place. It was more like a handjob with me sucking on the head. On the rare occasion when I do this, I just play around and do enough to keep him revved up until we get back to one of our places. I wasnt really in the mood for sex, but I wanted him to enjoy himself. It took longer than I had hoped and my ribs were starting to hurt when he came in my mouth.

When we got to my place he was going to follow me inside to return the favor, but I told him I wasn't up for it, maybe another night. He never hesitates to give me a deep kiss after I go down on him.

And a woo from me as well.  Never received road head myself but Mrs Obi has been the grateful recipient of some road fingering.  ;D

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Reply #2369 on: April 18, 2023, 04:51:20 PM
I flogged the dolphin twice. That’s “getting laid” in my world right now.

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Reply #2370 on: April 19, 2023, 02:37:43 PM
I did.

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Reply #2371 on: April 19, 2023, 09:07:22 PM



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Reply #2372 on: April 20, 2023, 05:21:31 PM
Nope.  We're overdue though.

Maybe tonight? 

But M wanted Mexican, so maybe not tonight.

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Reply #2373 on: April 21, 2023, 07:13:32 PM
I asked Allan if he wasnt to go to the movies to see Renfield. The new nicholas cage movie. Heard it was quite funny so I figured he would enjoy it. He declined as he was having a game night with some of his marine buddies.

I grabbed my keys and stopped at the store for some drinks and snacks and headed over to his place. I walked in, and he was in his magic chair playing his call of duty game. He can talk to his friends through his headphones and he told them I showed up. He thanked me for the snacks and stuff, and then I just sat on the sofa watching him okay while snuggling up with Remi.

After a few games, his marine buddies were asking him to ask me questions, and they were starting to male jokes about him dating a soldier. I can't hear what they are saying but I can tell by what he's replying  with. I got up sat on the floor next to him and put my head close by his to try and hear what they're saying. I couldn't, but I wasnt gonna let this slide and the only thing I could think of to get them to shut up was give him a BJ.

He was wearing gym shorts, so access was extremely easy as I went up through the leg. I fondled him for a bit, and he laughed and kept talking with his buddies. I stopped when the next round on his game started, but I took this opportunity to strip down to my skin. He kept watching me, which led him to dying in the game. I got down between his legs and reached up through his shorts again and by this time he was rock hard. A few more seconds of playing with him, before we got his shorts off. I sucked on him for a while, smiling around his dick as he tried not to groan into his headset.

When the match ended, I climbed into his lap and slid down on him. He dropped his controller and was about to take off his headset, but I stopped him from reaching it and leaned into him. I made sure my mouth was right next to the microphone and I started breathing heavy and moaning. I started talking dirty and saying how good he felt. "I love how you stretch my pussy" "you make me so fucking wet". "Your dick is amazing inside me" and then just more moaning.

It was only a few minutes, but I was grinding really heavy against him and it was working magic against my clit. I had an orgasm with his microphone practically inside my mouth, and I let them all know I "cumming all over your dick"

I stopped moving, because I couldn't for a bit, and I realized the next match had started and ended because they had all died in game. It was in between matches when I told him I wanted him to fuck me from behind. I got on my hands and knees next to his chair, but took his headphones off and put it on the floor in front of me. He got the point and he went hard from the get go.

The sex was good, but knowing that people were listening, hearing every filthy thing saw saying was such a massive turn on. I wanted him to go harder and be merciless. I wanted it as rough as felt comfortable with. I begged him to "pull my hair and keep fucking me hard." He didnt hesitate to grip my hair in a fist making sure he had a large amount in his had. He didn't pull hard, but enough to make my head tingle with the right sensation. It really sucks when a guy isnt used to it, and he doesnt grab a good amount and it just hurts.

He let go after a few seconds though and gripped my hips when he came. I made sure to announce how good it felt feeling hims cumming inside me, and how hes filling me up. Basically every single porn script ever written was coming out of my mouth. He pulled out and spent some time kissing me on my back and then he got up with a final slap on my butt hard enough for me to yelp in earnest, he climbed back into his chair.

I got up and stretched my legs real quick, grabbed his headset and before handing it to him, I said into the mic "talk shit to my man now. HOOAH, assholes."



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Reply #2374 on: April 21, 2023, 10:15:41 PM
Well s**t, I already WOOED your joke. This is worth like 20 WOOs...from everyone on KB. Good Lord Shiela!!! You knocked everyone dead in the game. By the end I can see a bunch of Marines laid out flat on their floor's too stunned to move. There's no doubt you showed 'em Troop. GO ARMY!!!
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Reply #2375 on: April 21, 2023, 11:39:43 PM
HOOAH indeed! ABUSING KARMA (and myself).  THAT WAS FUCKING HOT!

How did it feel knowing every single one of his friends were masturbating to you at the same time?

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Reply #2376 on: April 22, 2023, 03:31:57 AM
HOOAH indeed! ABUSING KARMA (and myself).  THAT WAS FUCKING HOT!

How did it feel knowing every single one of his friends were masturbating to you at the same time?

I'd be lying if I said I didnt think about it or want to ask them while he was taking me from behind. Half a dozen guys jerking off to me getting ravaged by my man, wishing they could see it. Wanting to touch me. Or take his place. Even the guys who were married. Unbelievable how sexy it made me feel.

When he started playing again, he wouldn't tell me everything they were saying, and he laughed a few times, but he did say that I'm welcome to participate in their game night anytime.

A few times he said "I ain't telling her that" and a couple "fuck you" because they were saying he was quick, made me think they were trying for another round, and that they were insanely jealous. Thinking about it all again is making me hot all over.



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Reply #2377 on: April 22, 2023, 06:10:14 AM
Thinking about it all again is making me hot all over.

Me too. ❤️❤️❤️

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Reply #2378 on: April 22, 2023, 06:24:36 AM
I can't stop rereading it. Don't remember anything hotter in a long time, of ever.

Shiela already has my vote for POY, again.

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Reply #2379 on: April 22, 2023, 05:13:42 PM
A googol of woos (which would definitely give me RSI).  :emot_kiss:


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