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Reply #2500 on: September 11, 2023, 09:12:35 PM
#2419 from me.

You know how I like someone to take charge. Still using the avatar you picked out for me. ;D

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Reply #2501 on: September 12, 2023, 02:05:26 PM
We're going four nights in a row. We were both tired last night though, so there wasn't a whole lot of enthusiasm. It was maybe 15 minutes, and that includes undressing. Better than nothing.



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Reply #2502 on: September 12, 2023, 02:43:15 PM
. Better than nothing.


It sure is.  Keep the streak alive.  Hoping #5 is more fun. 
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Reply #2503 on: September 13, 2023, 06:35:04 PM
I was chilled to the bone yesterday and in a thick hoodie and sweats. He was wearing a tshirt and black sweatpants as well. I hady.legs over his lap while watching tv. I moved my legs and felt his package under my calf. I looked at him and he glanced at me. The last four night slid across my mind.

We were both comfy, and neither of us really in the mood.  So no, I did not... maybe if he were in grey sweats...



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Reply #2504 on: September 15, 2023, 04:05:23 PM
He doesn't have Amazon prime. I do, and he wanted to watch the football game. He came over, and at half time... how did PH put it?? He found the gap and scored... anyways, I told him i like it when he just takes it like that. If he needs a quick release, I'm up for it 99% of the time.

Before he left for work, we were chatting in the kitchen enjoying coffee when he took what I said to Heart. He kissed me put his hand on my shoulder and pushed down. I hesitate only long enough for my brain to register his wishes. I dropped to my knees, opened his pants and put my all into it. He was shocked my mouth was still very hot from my coffee, but he liked it. Both hands all mouth and as much throat I could muster, I pulled it out of him in about a minute. I swallowed, he kissed my and was out the door.

I went to wash up anything that I may have missed, and then thought about leaving it until I got to work. So far every person I talked to I wondered what they would say or think if they saw me with it on my lips or a little on my chin.
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Reply #2505 on: September 15, 2023, 04:35:09 PM
WOO #2422. You're the best. Great half time entertainment and sending your man off to work with a smile on his face.
 :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:

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Reply #2506 on: September 15, 2023, 07:15:46 PM
And a woo when I've finished  :aol_poundit:

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Reply #2507 on: September 18, 2023, 04:32:29 AM
I stopped by his place on the way home, and well... it went a little bit like this.


He fucks me so damn good!!



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Reply #2508 on: September 18, 2023, 04:53:50 AM
That's a WOO. Picture is worth.a thousand words. GIF.i guess is about 10 thousand. ;D

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Reply #2509 on: September 18, 2023, 09:13:47 AM
Picture is worth.a thousand words. GIF.i guess is about 10 thousand. ;D

I thought that saying came from classical Chinese, but the Google AI engine tells me that it dates back only a century.

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The phrase "A picture is worth a thousand words" is not originally Chinese. It was first coined by American advertising pioneer Fred R. Barnard in a 1921 article titled "One Look is Worth a Thousand Words." Barnard attributed the phrase to "a Japanese philosopher," but there is no evidence to support this claim.

A few minutes of web browsing confirmed that the phrase "One look is worth a hundred words" appears in a history of the Western Han dynasty (202 BC – 9 AD). The emperor asks his general about the strength of the enemy forces. The general answers, "One look is better than a hundred words".

Maybe Google AI is quibbling about the difference between hundred/thousand and look/picture.

And Shiela's GIF is definitely worth 104 words. :)


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Reply #2510 on: September 18, 2023, 05:06:37 PM
I stopped by his place on the way home, and well... it went a little bit like this.


He fucks me so damn good!!

It is now a part of my Permanent CollectionTM.

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Reply #2511 on: September 20, 2023, 01:09:06 PM

I did this past weekend   

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Reply #2512 on: September 22, 2023, 01:57:25 PM

I did this past weekend   

All weekend?

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Reply #2513 on: September 23, 2023, 03:35:38 PM
Woke up about 3 in the morning. Looked over and Allan is on his phone.

"Cant sleep"?

"Nope. Woke up to use the bathroom, and then just laid there for about an hour. Decided to watch the youtube"

I slid over and pulled back the blankets. Fished him out through the opening in his boxer briefs and between my mouth and hand got him ready. I climbed on top of him and picked up a steady rythm until he let loose. Stuck him back in his underwear and I rolled over to go back to sleep. I dont know if it worked or not, but come morning he was snoring pretty loud and my alarm didnt even wake him up.



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Reply #2514 on: September 23, 2023, 03:56:10 PM
I just love to WOO your accounts. Even a laid back genter one like this. And you put IT back where you found it. Good girl. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2515 on: September 23, 2023, 04:34:10 PM
How can I not woo any one of your accounts  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2516 on: September 23, 2023, 04:35:04 PM
Was wondering if I'd see you outside the window, watching Obi 😘

Good girl. ;D :emot_kiss:

You know what that does to me!!!😘

Every time he tells his dog she's a good girl, I perk up a bit hoping he's talking to me, but nope.



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Reply #2517 on: September 23, 2023, 04:36:34 PM
Wondering or hoping?

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Reply #2518 on: September 23, 2023, 05:43:28 PM
How can I not woo any one of your accounts  :emot_kiss:

I failed.

Hi I’m Hoiday



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Reply #2519 on: September 23, 2023, 06:10:41 PM
Hi Holiday. Better luck next time. You can use Shiela's past posts as a primer for success. Tho' some may consider her's an advanced class.  ;D

Meanwhile, welcome to KB. You may want to go here and give us a brief introduction of yourself.

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=25.0

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