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Reply #2620 on: December 16, 2023, 05:09:02 PM
And then...and then???

(Bob starts turning blue from holding his breath waiting for the rest of the story.)

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Reply #2621 on: December 16, 2023, 07:20:44 PM
And then...and then???

(Bob starts turning blue from holding his breath waiting for the rest of the story.)

He says he is preparing for tonight.  Giving me all day to think about it.

Breathe Bob, Breathe.

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Reply #2622 on: December 17, 2023, 04:59:41 PM
Yes.

I'm not going to go into great detail. I told Dan earlier in the week that I was looking at images in Sheilas thread where women were tied up. I hinted that we should try that soon. He said Saturday night.
Yesterday I got out of the shower and he had the restraints already tied to the bed, along with the lingerie he wanted me to wear, and some toys.  And a gift wrapped box.

After the Lions game I changed and went into the bedroom and Dan secured me to the bed.  He used many of my toys on me, giving me a few orgasms over the next hour.
Then he asked if I wanted to see what the gift was. I was pretty much wiped out, I assumed it was a dildo by the shape of the box.

This is my new best friend.   She licks, sucks and vibrates.   I still have to experiment with all the settings.  But these were the 3 biggest orgasms of the night.

The last one brought tears to my eyes.  I lost all emotional control as I screamed and O'd.  Dan did not even get out of his pajamas. All focus was on me. When it was over, he just let me free and cuddled up behind me in bed and I was asleep in seconds.

And reading the instructions this morning, it doesn't just need applied to the clitoris, the nipples also.  Turn it around and slip it inside for g-spot.
So so so much experimenting to be done. 

Dan has already been crowned best gift giver this year.

Update: And I just went online and ordered two for a couple of other people in my life that I know will enjoy this.







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Reply #2623 on: December 17, 2023, 05:22:14 PM
Oh, now that looks, and sounds, exciting. I'm not even sure which side I'd want to try first.

Oh, and I just saw it's waterproof... this and my shower buddy :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:

Wonder if it's too late to write Santa.


And woo to both of you! Leave and restraint marks. Always saw those as sexy AF.



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Reply #2624 on: December 17, 2023, 05:45:10 PM

And woo to both of you! Leave any restraint marks. Always saw those as sexy AF.

No, I only pulled at them a couple of times during a couple of intense moments.  They are super soft padded with velour covering, with velcro to secure around wrists and ankles, so no marks.  There are two other straps that hook to the side rails of the bed that attach at the top of each calf to pull my thighs open.  I have a friction mark and raw spot behind both knees.

I washed my new toy this morning and afterward was playing with the settings.   Dan had it on one suck setting and one lick setting.  Never changing things up.

THERE ARE 9 DIFFERENT SETTINGS.   Men, please read the f'n directions please whether its for the lawn mower, how to install a light fixture, or how to work your woman's new sex toy.


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Reply #2625 on: December 17, 2023, 06:14:34 PM
WOO #1720 WOO awarded for lasting through such an extended session of Os. I always thought those were an exaggeration in porn stories. ( What happens on the game chair excluded)

Small wonder you went right to sleep after. Dan gets a special award of merit for abstaining from any pleasure and make the night all about you. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2626 on: December 18, 2023, 03:44:45 AM
THERE ARE 9 DIFFERENT SETTINGS.   Men, please read the f'n directions please whether its for the lawn mower, how to install a light fixture, or how to work your woman's new sex toy.

Should bold printed on all packaging.🤣

If he knew all those settings, it could have been another hour of playtime!!



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Reply #2627 on: December 18, 2023, 03:59:22 AM
... it could have been another hour of playtime!!

Another hour, haha, No, but a little variety might have taken me to another level, which I think the next level was me passing out actually.
When I said the last one brought tears to my eyes, I should have been more clear...tears were running freely from my eyes.  Dan thought I was crying, which I was, but not in a sad way. It was just crying.  I've never had that happen before.

He felt bad and said he was sorry before I explained I was okay, telling him it just felt so good I don't know what came over me.  Before untying me, he leaned down and gave me the softest gentlest kiss on my clitoris.  That felt pretty good too.

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Reply #2628 on: December 18, 2023, 04:29:30 PM

I say again - how can you not woo MJ's descriptions.  And a virtual woo for Dan for being so thoughtful.


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2629 on: December 19, 2023, 12:07:04 AM
I wont be tonight, but I was supposed to, or at least I thought I was.

Allan was coming home tonight, which I thought ment hell be home in the evening. He wont be home till almost one in the A.M. sure, I don't have to work tomorrow, but he does, and hes gonna want to go straight to sleep. So no nookie for Shy tonight. What an ass!

Shower buddy and womanizer tonight. Gonna try to rage f*ck myself.



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Reply #2630 on: December 20, 2023, 06:42:26 PM
I had been thinking gaming chair all day, but when I got there, I didn't care where, but I was gonna get me that D!

Started out in the kitchen where he told me about his trip. Hanging out at a bar where the men's room was wall to wall playboy centerfolds from the 80s and 90s. I guess the on going joke is to see if somebody comes out with pee on their shoes because they weren't paying attention.  Anyways, I ask how many times did you go in there. Did he have himself a self love session ogling all the boobs. Few more silly questions before I started reaching for those pants.

I got to my knees while he leaned against the counter. I did my thing with his thing until my jaw started aching and then we moved it to the sofa where I climbed into his lap and did a slow grind. I dont think either one of us got close to finishing before we decided to move the bedroom. Once in bed, he took complete control and I just laid back and enjoyed it.

This morning while I was filling my coffee cup, he came up behind me, and hugged me. He started groping my boobs, and then slid his hand down my shorts. I knew he had to leave for work soon, so I said he shoulnt be wasting time with foreplay. He responded by pulling my shorts down and bending me over the counter. It was quick, even for him, and I nearly knocked over the coffee creamer with how he was going at it. He finished, and headed out the door. I enjoyed feeling him long after he left.



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Reply #2631 on: December 20, 2023, 07:05:08 PM

Hanging out at a bar where the men's room was wall to wall playboy centerfolds from the 80s and 90s. I guess the on going joke is to see if somebody comes out with pee on their shoes because they weren't paying attention.


In college, I used my magazine centerfold collection to paper the walls and ceiling of my bathroom, at the fraternity house. I lived in the old house mother’s apartment. It became a bit of a landmark. No tour of the house was considered complete until you had seen “Toe’s bathroom.”


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Reply #2632 on: December 20, 2023, 08:28:11 PM
I just can't stop WOOing your adventures. # 2610

You two always are so creative. No wonder you have ave such good material. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2633 on: December 20, 2023, 08:51:34 PM
I kinda tease him and instigate it with rubbing up on him here and there, or bending over or needlessly sticking my butt out.



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Reply #2634 on: December 24, 2023, 05:01:08 PM
This gal!!!

Nothing fancy, no gaming chair, no porno positions or too much filthy talking. Just him, me, one toy, and a while lot of pleasure.

I never realised until recently how much I love to rest a hand on his chest when he's sleeping and feel his heart and the slow rise and fall of his breathing.



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Reply #2635 on: December 24, 2023, 07:02:47 PM

I never realised until recently how much I love to rest a hand on his chest when he's sleeping and feel his heart and the slow rise and fall of his breathing.


It’s called love. I hope he appreciates what you two have. Happy holidays.

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Reply #2636 on: December 26, 2023, 05:18:19 PM
Was a very stiring couple of days. Between the packers game on Christmas eve, and then Christmas on Monday, I was cooking, and baking up a storm. I spent the majority of the day with my family, but left a few hours earlier than normal. Drove over to Allan's parents house and spent s couple hours with them.

By the time we got home, I was dragging ass, but still wanted to be intimate with him. It's really hard to be sexy and seductive when you can't stop yawning. He said it was cute, but i figure he was just being nice.

Gave him a little strip tease, and got him good and ready with my mouth before climbing on too if him. He had his partner tucked under his pillow and slipped it between us. The little vibrator is not the most powerful,  and I doubt it could ever get me there by itself, but when he's inside me, it is the perfect tool for the job.

We were both tired, so we wanted to finish quickly, but we both didnt want to rush it, so the rythm was off, and I went to the edge three or four times before I orgasmed.

Tossed the vibe to the side, and just focused on him. I stared moving faster, and he said he wanted to go doggy, so I slid off him. And got on my hands and knees. Normally I'd drop my head on a pillow with my butt up, but I told him he could pull my hair if he wanted, and I was very pleasantly surprised when he did. He hit the finish line rather quickly.

After some post coital care, we stared a Christmas movie on Netflix. He fell asleep just a few minutes in, and I wasn't far behind.



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Reply #2637 on: December 28, 2023, 06:25:13 PM
Thought I was going to. Was very prepared to, but fell asleep on the sofa while watching tv. Woke up about 3 am, he covered us up and slept next to me. I woke him up, and we went to bed.

Still to tired to even do anything other than shower and drink coffee this morning.

Holiday jetlag.



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Reply #2638 on: December 29, 2023, 06:11:03 AM
Another night of expectation, and another night snubbed.

I did however make sure he was drained before he left. I would have sucked him in the open front doorway if I had too, but I made sure he was satisfied before he headed out to meet his buddies.

I am patiently waiting my thank you.😘



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Reply #2639 on: January 01, 2024, 07:20:44 PM
After cleaning up at Dad's, I headed over to Allan's. He was a bit sour when I got there. Whats wrong? Chicago was eliminated from the playoffs with a packer win. If it had been a tie, they would still have a chance. I said he should be used to the disappointment by now.

We decided to stay in as neither of is are good with crowds. I can tolerate them better than he can. The fact I'm always going to concerts helped me. However, big crowds and party poppers and fireworks is a bit different. No wat was he going to go to that. My phone had been blowing up all evening from friends letting me know where they were going to be.

He wasnt sure of is be coming by or going out with friends, I told him he had to be crazy if he thought I wasn't going to be kissing him at midnight. Few jokes about how we celebrate the earth making a rotation around the sun like it's some big accomplishment for us.

Midnight was less than an hour away when we kissed after he refilled my drink. Then again, and then I had my.arms around his neck. Then we were in a kitchen chair kissing. He likes to keep.his place a little chilly, but his hands were warm under my shirt. I was going to start stripping then and there, but he said let's go somewhere more comfy. No, not the gaming chair, but it was the sofa. Not as good as the gaming chair but he really puts his mouth to work when hes sitting like that. One hand in my breasts with his mouth, while he works his thumb down below. He knows it gets me there fast, and oh boy did it. I had to really push his hand away as he wasnt stopping. Nearly hopped off his lap. Took a couple of breaths before I could move again. I leaned into him, so he couldn't get his hand back in there. He chuckled at that, which made me laugh.

After a short bit, I had leaned back again, his hand returned, and he started thrusting up. I figured he needed more, so I asked if he wanted to switch. He asked for me to bend over the sofa.

"Absolutely! But you need to do one thing"

"Yeah? Thought I already did that thing."

He wiggled his thumb around, and I kind of forgot that we were switching and we kept going until he got me there again. This time, I did slide off him. I sat on the couch enjoying it for a bit and he had stood up. He stroked himself while looking down at me. Seeing that was beyond sexy, and as much as I enjoyed watching that, I was overcome with the urge to take him in my mouth, so I did. Love hearing his moans and groans while I give him oral. Makes me feel sexy, and that I'm doing a great job. Its makes me want to finish him off right then and there.

"Pull my hair!"

"What?"

"You know I love it. Please, pull my hair."

I grabbed it up and held it for him to take, and when he did I started sucking again. Every time I went forward there was a slight tug. Head tingles. Work faster means more tingles. Then out of the blue he pulled quite firmly, pulling himself out of my mouth.

"Oh fuck yeah!"

"Wow, you really do like that!"

No I don't like it, I fucking love it. Didnt saying, I just shook my head yes and turned around for him. He never dropped my hair. He just wanted me to let him know when it was too hard, or too much. It never was. He took me from behind and when it seemed he was teasing up, I leaned my head forward to keep up the tension, but he'd pull my head back up. I rubbed myself while he thrust away, and it all lead to the best orgasm of the night. I was still shaking when he came inside me.

"Never thought I'd ever be with someone who likes getting her hair pulled."

"It makes my head explode with feel good tingles and sensations"

"I'll be sure to do it more often"

"Next time be sure to let me know if I'm being a good girl. If I am, I like to hear it."

The sex felt like it took a lot long, but we still had about 20 minutes before midnight. I kept my promise and we kissed at midnight. He rang in the new year butt naked, but I had on one of his hoodies and socks.