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psiberzerker

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Reply #3040 on: July 12, 2019, 09:20:17 PM
3 new stories, 2 by new authors (To me) in SSBM! 


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Reply #3041 on: July 13, 2019, 02:46:38 AM

TWO idiots that both waited until too late to lane change to get their freeway exit nearly collided.  Both should have been in the center (of 5 lanes) at least 1/4 mile earlier, but they  couldn't be bothered to signal OR lane change in time, so they nearly collided as they both shot across traffic for that middle (either freeway) lane.  They both rebounded at 70MPH and utterly missed the exit they were shooting for, ending back in the lanes they'd been in on the wrong exit.  Oops.  :emot_laughing:  I doubt they learned anything from the incident.  Dallas drivers <pulls hair out>


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Reply #3042 on: July 13, 2019, 04:26:26 PM
Was in an all day meeting on Friday, and late in the afternoon when everybody was tired and bored, there was this discussion on how the frozen product from our company is transported from one building to another.

I brought up a pic of an ice cream truck and turned my laptop towards a coworker to see, and right in the serious meeting she began laughing very loud.  It sort of broke the doldrums.






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Reply #3043 on: July 13, 2019, 04:30:20 PM
Quote from: RopeFiend on July 13, 2019, 02:46:38 AM

TWO idiots that both waited until too late to lane change to get their freeway exit nearly collided.  

It’s not your imagination.

Study: Drivers are 46% more likely to get into accidents on Dallas roads than the rest of the U.S.


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Reply #3044 on: July 13, 2019, 04:58:53 PM
Last trip to the park with the tribe today before we get punched in the gut with 95+ degree heat every day for... ever.  :facepalm:


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Reply #3045 on: July 13, 2019, 06:03:45 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 12, 2019, 05:52:19 PM

And no my mouth is not constantly stuffed with genitalia.  ;D

I know. You have to sleep sometime. Even if Jed was there.  8)

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Reply #3046 on: July 14, 2019, 05:36:36 PM
My kids think I'm being weird because I'm still checking on them every night to make sure they're ok.

"I know you were checking on me last night, mommy, just let me sleep".

 :roll:

Like it's a bad thing I check to make sure they're all ok as they sleep.  :roll:


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Reply #3047 on: July 14, 2019, 06:03:05 PM
It's not creepy if you're their mom!


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Reply #3048 on: July 14, 2019, 09:31:38 PM
What made my day today?

Why England winning the ICC Cricket World Cup for the first time!

About blinkin' time too - it's only taken them 46 years! LOL

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Reply #3049 on: July 14, 2019, 10:37:31 PM
Doesn't it take close to 46 years to play a Cricket match? :emot_laughing:
Sorry, just another smart ass from across the "pond".
I'm glad your team finally won. :D

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Reply #3050 on: July 15, 2019, 12:26:23 AM
Quote from: msslave on July 14, 2019, 10:37:31 PM
Doesn't it take close to 46 years to play a Cricket match? :emot_laughing:
Sorry, just another smart ass from across the "pond".
I'm glad your team finally won. :D


LOL - no need to apologise for telling the truth - convential cricket matches are boring to watch - the limited overs (usually 50 per team) matches are the way to go as far as I'm concerned - much quicker, faster paced and generally (as long as you're into cricket) much more exciting.

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Reply #3051 on: July 15, 2019, 02:23:39 AM

#BlackLivesMatter
Arrest The Cops Who Killed Breonna Taylor

#BanTheNaziFromKB

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Reply #3052 on: July 15, 2019, 04:19:55 AM
Quote from: Lois on July 15, 2019, 02:13:16 AM

The mods have been discussing the OP and the question therein. The truth is that the mods had forgotten this rule and so it has not been enforced.

We have decided to change this. Extreme pedophilia is anything where the subjects are prepubescent, or not sexually mature. Since the average age of female sexual maturity is 13, that is now the lower limit. No stories with subjects under age 13!

If you currently have stories with subjects under age 13, you have 30 days to modify  or remove your stories on your own. After 30 days the mods will start deleting them.

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Reply #3053 on: July 15, 2019, 01:15:51 PM

So far, only these 20 oz tumblers which I carry and use everywhere (coffee/water/everything liquid hot or cold).   I only have one that I have used for the last 6 months.  I just bought 8 more at midnight, but the price has already gone back up since.   I LOVE THEM.   They are the knockoff of the Yeti 20 oz.

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Reply #3054 on: July 15, 2019, 03:05:04 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 15, 2019, 01:15:51 PM

So far, only these 20 oz tumblers which I carry and use everywhere (coffee/water/everything liquid hot or cold).   I only have one that I have used for the last 6 months.  I just bought 8 more at midnight, but the price has already gone back up since.   I LOVE THEM.   They are the knockoff of the Yeti 20 oz.

I have two that I bought in 1996.  They were $8 or $9, and everyone said I was crazy to spend so much ($14 in today’s dollars) on some mugs.  Comes out to about one tenth of one cent per day now.


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Reply #3055 on: July 15, 2019, 03:41:38 PM

Quote from: ToeinH20 on July 15, 2019, 03:05:04 PM
Comes out to about one tenth of one cent per day now.

I have a HydroFlask that I love also.   Asked for it for my birthday.  Daddy bought it for me and upon me opening it, immediately said how ridiculously expensive it was at $28.  I've had it 3 years now.   That's 2-1/2 cents per day.   Keeps hot things hot, cold things cold....for a long time.   LOVE my HydroFlask, fill it 3, sometimes 4 times a day.
Buy a quality product and take care of it, and it's worth it.


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Reply #3056 on: July 15, 2019, 04:27:24 PM
I bought two more.  $16.00 on eBay.  That’s my Amazon Day shopping.   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #3057 on: July 15, 2019, 04:46:10 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on July 15, 2019, 04:27:24 PM
I bought two more.  $16.00 on eBay.  That’s my Amazon Day shopping.   :emot_laughing:

Roku Ultra, $30 off.   It hooks up to an ethernet cord.   I have a very old Roku Express (wireless) in the bedroom, which is furthest from the router.

Also Crest whitening strips for our oldest for her birthday.   She asked for them.

I'm done.  Over it.  Prime Day is over for me for now. 
Not going back on Amazon until at least 1pm.  ;)

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Reply #3058 on: July 15, 2019, 04:53:35 PM
CJ already spent her birthday money. Some of which was on my little brother for the steam summer sale. I bought him 37 games.

But some of them were like $3 so it was worth it. Now he can stop pestering me to play fortnite with him.  :roll:


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Reply #3059 on: July 15, 2019, 06:34:16 PM
My laser is not dead!

Also, a very satisfying morning in the garden with a bill hook, followed by a cold Belgian lager with my lunch.


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