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psiberzerker

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Reply #3140 on: August 02, 2019, 07:49:15 PM
He might have to change his name again.  From Toe-in-Water to Cock-in-File-Cabinet.

No, doesn't have the same ring to it.  Probably a bitch to abrrv. too.


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Reply #3141 on: August 03, 2019, 07:27:30 PM
Wifey's taking her daughter to Japan for a week to visit some family. Her workplace is undergoing some work so she's getting a little time off.

Why would this make my day? She didn't pester me to go with them. ;D I'll miss them, but I didn't care for Japan when she took me there the first time. People stared at me for being blonde. Made me feel like an alien. :roll:

But I wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow night she asks why I'm not packed to go.  :roll:


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Reply #3142 on: August 04, 2019, 08:29:15 AM
A new author, with 3 new stories, one in Alternate Reality with such refreshingly new story codes as Gods, and Resurrection?

Yes, please!


ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3143 on: August 05, 2019, 03:13:22 PM
Wifey and her daughter are in Japan. Which means the wheelchair is upstairs for a week.  ;D

CJ ain't going without humpin for a week.  :D


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Reply #3144 on: August 05, 2019, 03:22:07 PM

I logged 40 miles on my runs in the last 7 days.   
I also road my bike 25 miles.   20 at a fitness pace.  5 with my daughter who creeped along very slowly, complaining about the slightest incline.

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Reply #3145 on: August 06, 2019, 03:46:49 AM

Started a new evening job as a bartender tonight. 

There are some pros and cons.

I don't get paid.  I'm my only customer.  But, I get to work from home.

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Reply #3146 on: August 06, 2019, 04:52:39 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 06, 2019, 03:46:49 AM

Started a new evening job as a bartender tonight. 

There are some pros and cons.

I don't get paid.  I'm my only customer.  But, I get to work from home.

 :emot_laughing:

Can’t woo you for another 24 hours.


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Reply #3147 on: August 06, 2019, 01:55:05 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 06, 2019, 03:46:49 AM

Started a new evening job as a bartender tonight. 

There are some pros and cons.

I don't get paid.  I'm my only customer.  But, I get to work from home.

 :emot_cheers: :emot_cheers: :emot_cheers:

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #3148 on: August 06, 2019, 02:35:47 PM
Talking to my foster child in Ukraine for the first time in a week.  Miss the sound of laughter, finger paintings on the walls, and hugs.


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Reply #3149 on: August 06, 2019, 03:14:51 PM
We recently had our annual band uniform “Fitting Day” which is also an excuse for the Band Boosters to empty your pockets with all manner of band paraphernalia.

One of the more obnoxious aspects of Fitting Day is all the “band moms” in their custom t-shirts... “drum major mom” “band booster” “my daughter plays piccolo,” etc.

So I designed my own t-shirt.  Not sure if they’ll let me wear it at the school...   :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3150 on: August 06, 2019, 05:14:50 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on August 06, 2019, 03:14:51 PM
We recently had our annual band uniform “Fitting Day” which is also an excuse for the Band Boosters to empty your pockets with all manner of band paraphernalia.

One of the more obnoxious aspects of Fitting Day is all the “band moms” in their custom t-shirts... “drum major mom” “band booster” “my daughter plays piccolo,” etc.

So I designed my own t-shirt.  Not sure if they’ll let me wear it at the school...   :emot_laughing:



Many years ago, my brother-in-law got me a "This one time at band camp" t-shirt for my birthday.
  
[sarcasm]Thank you to my sister for keeping sister talks between just us.  [/sarcasm]



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Reply #3151 on: August 06, 2019, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 06, 2019, 05:14:50 PM

Many years ago, my brother-in-law got me a "This one time at band camp" t-shirt for my birthday.
  
[sarcasm]Thank you to my sister for keeping sister talks between just us.  [/sarcasm]


One step ahead of you...

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Reply #3152 on: August 06, 2019, 05:56:27 PM
Yeah, I had a "Boner" shirt I had made for me in middle school, they wouldn't let me wear to school, or in band practice.  "What?"  It had a picture of a Trombone on it!

This was before Hooters came out.


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Reply #3153 on: August 07, 2019, 04:48:57 PM
Had great sex with wife, then Lyudmila sent some new nude photos from Marbella, and finally, Sasha wanted to text dirty last night.  Getting my balls drained in three time zones.


psiberzerker

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Reply #3154 on: August 07, 2019, 05:02:45 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on August 07, 2019, 04:48:57 PM
Getting my balls drained in three time zones.

I hope that's a personal record?


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Reply #3155 on: August 07, 2019, 05:05:04 PM
Quote from: psiberzerker on August 07, 2019, 05:02:45 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on August 07, 2019, 04:48:57 PM
Getting my balls drained in three time zones.

I hope that's a personal record?

-6, +1, +2 GMT.  I think so.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2019, 03:38:39 AM by ToeinH20 »


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Reply #3156 on: August 07, 2019, 05:21:47 PM
New update for "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator"  Renaissance faction!  That should hold me until the Scalebreaker DLC hits.

I'm going to be in Steam...


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Reply #3157 on: August 07, 2019, 09:41:59 PM
Wifey's daughter is apparently not having a great time in Japan.  ;D

"She's complaining constantly. She thinks the food is gross. She misses you. And she says everyone here is weird and she has no idea what anyone is saying. These are her people and she's acting like they're from another planet."

 :emot_laughing:


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Reply #3158 on: August 07, 2019, 09:49:13 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 07, 2019, 09:41:59 PM
Wifey's daughter is apparently not having a great time in Japan.  ;D

"She's complaining constantly. She thinks the food is gross. She misses you. And she says everyone here is weird and she has no idea what anyone is saying. These are her people and she's acting like they're from another planet."

 :emot_laughing:

Having been married twice to foreign nationals, I will say mine have typically complained incessantly about America, the food, the people, the politics... When I inquired, “If you hate it here so much, why don’t you just go back?  You seem to like everything in your birth country better...”

“THAT’S CRAZY TALK.”   :emot_laughing:


ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3159 on: August 08, 2019, 02:09:57 AM
Her daughter actually was born in Japan. Wifey was born here. Which technically makes her daughter more Japanese than her. Except she really doesn't like it while her mom thinks Japan is the best place ever to exist.  :roll:


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