What MADE your day today?

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Out of 70+ posts yesterday, only two were in underaged.  Top posting area was “fun and games,” and “puffy nipples” was the most viewed topic.  Perv on.

[ChirpingGirl]

Just me, wifey #2, a baby and two toddlers. 

Sister and her wifey are off getting ready for their careers.

And it's raining outside. Wifey #2 and I are just chillin' and listening to some music. 

[MintJulie]

A busy and somewhat stressful morning.  Then a 11:45 meeting with two new clients before going to work.   I was dreading it!   My assistant/interpreter was there with me the whole time and was well versed on what needed done.  She closed the deal, she performed wonderfully.  She's definitely getting a promotion and part of the commission.  I just so f'n love her right now.   And my other partners are well aware and have all fistbumped and high fived her.  She's on cloud nine right now.... but I can't wait to hand her a $2000 check once all the paperwork is signed.

[RopeFiend]

Seen on the drive home today:

[ChirpingGirl]

Seen on the drive home today:

In a truck and didn't think "Keep on Fuckin'" wasn't better?

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Play on words.  Cummins makes the Diesel engines that are popular in Dodge Ram pickup trucks.

Should have said “My Ram just keeps on Cummins.”   

[Jed_]

I have a Dodge Ram 2500, but got the Hemi 6.4.  It has enough towing capacity for what I need, and gas is cheaper than diesel.  But most likely my next truck will have that diesel engine.  I don’t really need it, at least not with my current trailer, but I want at least one diesel truck before I move on in this world.  And, my Peruvian has hinted on a desire for a bigger travel trailer.

[_priapism]

I have a Dodge Ram 2500, but got the Hemi 6.4.  It has enough towing capacity for what I need, and gas is cheaper than diesel.  But most likely my next truck will have that diesel engine.  I don’t really need it, at least not with my current trailer, but I want at least one diesel truck before I move on in this world.  And, my Peruvian has hinted on a desire for a bigger travel trailer.

I could see having a truck, practically everyone in my neighborhood has two. But the gas mileage isn’t that great, and I am the only person in my car usually.  You obviously need it for a travel trailer.

[Jed_]

I have a Dodge Ram 2500, but got the Hemi 6.4.  It has enough towing capacity for what I need, and gas is cheaper than diesel.  But most likely my next truck will have that diesel engine.  I don’t really need it, at least not with my current trailer, but I want at least one diesel truck before I move on in this world.  And, my Peruvian has hinted on a desire for a bigger travel trailer.

I could see having a truck, practically everyone in my neighborhood has two. But the gas mileage isn’t that great, and I am the only person in my car usually.  You obviously need it for a travel trailer.

Gas mileage is why I always argue for taking her RAV4 I just got her.  But really I just want to drive the new vehicle.  To work it’s usually my old Tundra, but I’m going to drive her old 2001 Honda once it cools off this fall (AC is broke, electrical issue I don’t want to pay to track down).

My personal vehicle has always been a truck.  Maryland has rednecks too.

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My personal vehicle has always been a truck.  Maryland has rednecks too.

Pickup is the national vehicle of Texas.  I only hate it when husbands buy their wives a crew cab with a lifted suspension and big tires. They can’t see over the steering wheel, can’t park or maneuver, and are an absolute hazard to anyone in their vicinity.

[psiberzerker]

Pickup is the national vehicle of Texas.

Yeah, or it's the Texas Car, but they still do Driver's Ed in economy compacts.  You'd think they'd teach them to drive trucks, if you can handle a 1/2 S-10, you can handle a Geo Tracker, but not the other way around.

Yeah yeah, save it.  I ain't gone yet, don't bring the drama.  Don't ruin anyone's day.

[Jed_]

My personal vehicle has always been a truck.  Maryland has rednecks too.

Pickup is the national vehicle of Texas.  I only hate it when husbands buy their wives a crew cab with a lifted suspension and big tires. They can’t see over the steering wheel, can’t park or maneuver, and are an absolute hazard to anyone in their vicinity.

None of my wives have driven any of my 4 pickups over the years.

Sorry, but it’s just not safe.  That’s not being gender biased, there’s two nephews not allowed either.

[psiberzerker]

Anybody else (In Tx) got the ghetto high riders in your towns?  Here it's late model 80s, or 90s sedans, LTDs, Caprice Classics, the kinda thing an undercover would drive, only jacked up on Luxury SUV (Like an Escalade) rims, with low profile rubber band tires.

[ChirpingGirl]

Learning my sister and her wifey will be able to get off family welfare and do very well for themselves. 

[msslave]

Typing and even working the mouse have turned into a real adventure for this old man.  With arthritis and starting to get a bit shaky, it's hard to predict what key I'll hit or where the mouse ends up just as I click. I have a fear that some error I make will land me on an illegal kiddie porn site and I'll be arrested.

So, last night I went to click on a topic and the mouse jumped and I hit a certain person's profile instead. Knowing what I'd done I quickly hit the back arrow, when I realized that,  "WTF! There was a naked woman filling the background."  Yes, good perv that I am, I went back to the profile and sure "nuf"...naked woman spread all over the page under the profile info.  Was this a self portrait??? I'd like to think so, as the person's profile is one of our regular hot babes posting here.

So, who's profile did I land on, you ask?  How about a "treasure" hunt.  First person to identify the profile wins a free years subscription to KB!!! 

What?  KB is free anyway?  Oh well, all the fun is in the hunt anyway.  Let's see which of you is first to find the sexiest profile on the board.

[_priapism]

So, who's profile did I land on, you ask?  How about a "treasure" hunt.  First person to identify the profile wins a free years subscription to KB!!! 

Mint Julie.

She and I have both used additional coding to add background photos to our “ultimate profile.” The secret on keeping your profile readable is to use a black and white picture without too many contrasts.

[ChirpingGirl]

The kids are used to their daily routine now. 

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The kids are used to their daily routine now. 

I wish teenagers had a regular routine.  Mine woke me up at 11 last night to make them dinner.  They both came in rather late, and I assumed they had a burger with friends or something.  But no.  So I served baked chicken with buttered green beans and egg noodles at midnight.

So my youngest was off to school at 6:30 a.m.  My oldest doesn’t work until noon and is sleeping.  Wifey has the day off and is sleeping late.  I’m having coffee with the dog.

[MintJulie]

So, who's profile did I land on, you ask?  How about a "treasure" hunt.  First person to identify the profile wins a free years subscription to KB!!! 

Mint Julie.

She and I have both used additional coding to add background photos to our “ultimate profile.” The secret on keeping your profile readable is to use a black and white picture without too many contrasts.

And I will help anybody that wants to personalize their background.  Just ask.  It's easy for me.  And easy for you to add the picture link.

[psiberzerker]

It also helps to use a colored text that isn't Yellow (Too light) or Blue (Too dark.)