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Reply #1460 on: October 01, 2020, 11:24:19 PM
Quote from: msslave on October 01, 2020, 11:08:08 PM
Saw this phrase on Toe's post. Had to look it up.

From Urban Dictionary:

lemonparty
One of the unholy trinity of internet pictures which all must witness to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty), lemonparty is probably the tamest of the three by just being hardcore old man gay orgy sex. Believe me, the other two are worse.
*upon seeing lemonparty* OH GOD MY EYES!!!

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=71024.msg585143;topicseen#msg585143

I have seen them all.  I'll look at them when I need to fast for a doctors appointment (not really)

 0vomit0 0vomit0 0vomit0


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Reply #1461 on: October 02, 2020, 01:48:44 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 01, 2020, 11:24:19 PM
Quote from: msslave on October 01, 2020, 11:08:08 PM
Saw this phrase on Toe's post. Had to look it up.

From Urban Dictionary:

lemonparty
One of the unholy trinity of internet pictures which all must witness to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty), lemonparty is probably the tamest of the three by just being hardcore old man gay orgy sex. Believe me, the other two are worse.
*upon seeing lemonparty* OH GOD MY EYES!!!

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=71024.msg585143;topicseen#msg585143

I have seen them all.  I'll look at them when I need to fast for a doctors appointment (not really)

 0vomit0 0vomit0 0vomit0

The other two are scat related, and just awful.  Years ago, there was a scat movie involving two girls... Lois showed it to me.  What was that one called?  It won “worst movie on the Internet” maybe ten years ago?

The thing about the “lemon party“ was that hundreds of websites would redirect hotlinking to lemonparty.com. So instead of having your hot photo show in a post, the lemon party guys would be there instead. We always got a good laugh out of it. It taught a lot of people how to use picture hosting also.


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Reply #1462 on: October 02, 2020, 02:43:46 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on October 02, 2020, 01:48:44 AM


The other two are scat related, and just awful.  Years ago, there was a scat movie involving two girls... Lois showed it to me.  What was that one called?  It won “worst movie on the Internet” maybe ten years ago?

Two girls and a teacup or something like that.   I watched for 10 seconds.

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Reply #1463 on: October 02, 2020, 03:04:49 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 02, 2020, 02:43:46 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on October 02, 2020, 01:48:44 AM


The other two are scat related, and just awful.  Years ago, there was a scat movie involving two girls... Lois showed it to me.  What was that one called?  It won “worst movie on the Internet” maybe ten years ago?

Two girls and a teacup or something like that.   I watched for 10 seconds.

2 Girls 1 Cup.


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Reply #1464 on: October 02, 2020, 03:49:07 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 02, 2020, 03:04:49 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 02, 2020, 02:43:46 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on October 02, 2020, 01:48:44 AM


The other two are scat related, and just awful.  Years ago, there was a scat movie involving two girls... Lois showed it to me.  What was that one called?  It won “worst movie on the Internet” maybe ten years ago?

Two girls and a teacup or something like that.   I watched for 10 seconds.

2 Girls 1 Cup.



2 Girls 1 Cup is the unofficial nickname of the trailer for Hungry Bitches, a 2007 Brazilian scat fetish pornographic film produced by MFX Media. The trailer features two women defecating into a cup, taking turns in what appears to be consuming the excrement, and vomiting into each other's mouths. "Lovers Theme" by Hervé Roy plays throughout the video.
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Reply #1465 on: October 02, 2020, 05:01:17 AM


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Reply #1466 on: October 02, 2020, 02:18:38 PM
I noticed it immediately when I played the video for a brief moment a couple of years ago.  I didn't realize the same music played all the way through on loop.  

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Reply #1467 on: October 02, 2020, 02:20:35 PM
Ah, the things we learn on KB...


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Reply #1468 on: October 02, 2020, 04:41:21 PM

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Reply #1469 on: October 02, 2020, 05:34:00 PM
What we can learn from dogs. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1470 on: October 02, 2020, 06:38:09 PM
Porcupines are excellent swimmers. Their quills are full of air.


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Reply #1471 on: October 03, 2020, 04:22:36 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 02, 2020, 06:38:09 PM
Porcupines are excellent swimmers. Their quills are full of air.

Ever try to remove their quills from a dog's snout? Not fun.  Worse then cleaning a dog after it had a run in with a skunk.

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Reply #1472 on: October 03, 2020, 04:28:40 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 03, 2020, 04:22:36 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 02, 2020, 06:38:09 PM
Porcupines are excellent swimmers. Their quills are full of air.

Ever try to remove their quills from a dog's snout? Not fun.  Worse then cleaning a dog after it had a run in with a skunk.

Considering my job, yes... yes I have.  The worst is when they are in the mouth and on the tongue.


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Reply #1473 on: October 03, 2020, 04:40:49 PM
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Quote from: Shiela_M on October 02, 2020, 06:38:09 PM
Porcupines are excellent swimmers. Their quills are full of air.

Ever try to remove their quills from a dog's snout? Not fun.  Worse then cleaning a dog after it had a run in with a skunk.

Considering my job, yes... yes I have.  The worst is when they are in the mouth and on the tongue.

Never saw a quill in the mouth or on the tongue. Probably had to sedate the dog to pull those out, I imagine.

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Reply #1474 on: October 03, 2020, 04:45:09 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 03, 2020, 04:40:49 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 03, 2020, 04:28:40 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 03, 2020, 04:22:36 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 02, 2020, 06:38:09 PM
Porcupines are excellent swimmers. Their quills are full of air.

Ever try to remove their quills from a dog's snout? Not fun.  Worse then cleaning a dog after it had a run in with a skunk.

Considering my job, yes... yes I have.  The worst is when they are in the mouth and on the tongue.

Never saw a quill in the mouth or on the tongue. Probably had to sedate the dog to pull those out, I imagine.

We usually sedate them all when they come in.  Not only for pain reasons, it just makes it so much easier and quicker.


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Reply #1475 on: October 03, 2020, 10:43:41 PM
Quote from: msslave on October 01, 2020, 11:08:08 PM
Saw this phrase on Toe's post. Had to look it up.

From Urban Dictionary:

lemonparty
One of the unholy trinity of internet pictures which all must witness to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty), lemonparty is probably the tamest of the three by just being hardcore old man gay orgy sex. Believe me, the other two are worse.
*upon seeing lemonparty* OH GOD MY EYES!!!

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=71024.msg585143;topicseen#msg585143

A representative of Microsoft phoned me years ago wanting to get access to my computer to "fix errors". I told no problem but that they had to speak to my IT company first. Yep, you guessed it.... I directed them to lemon party.

Ive not had a call since


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Reply #1476 on: October 03, 2020, 11:31:14 PM
I learned sex deprived Japanese girls are not fun to hang around with.  ;D


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Reply #1477 on: October 04, 2020, 01:41:11 AM


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Reply #1478 on: October 04, 2020, 01:21:05 PM
Two foreign words.

Backpfeifengesicht (German). It means "A face badly in need of a fist."

Paizuri (Japanese). It means "Mammary intercourse" (in polite company) or "Titty fuck" (for all the perverts here).

Full disclosure, I didn't even try to type in the German word, I used copy/paste.  ;D


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Reply #1479 on: October 04, 2020, 03:08:32 PM
Good job Purple.  Now, if you can pronounce those words, you can work them into polite conversation with friends and relatives. :emot_laughing:

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