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on: June 30, 2010, 12:03:50 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmLDSuK-nSk


Like many Americans, Tim Childress of Dallas bought an American flag to help celebrate the Fourth of July.

He was a little taken aback, however, when he found that the flag bought at a Dollar Tree store not only has the requisite 50 stars denoting the states, it tacks on an extra 11 stars, WFAA-TV reports.

"You can kind of see the stars are all crooked, and if you count them, there's actually 61 stars," he said.

Childress concedes he paid only a dollar for the flag but says the Dollar Tree and the Virginia marketing company could do a bit better, and he sent them an e-mail pointing out the error.

"I kind of let them know there are 50 states in the United States, and they need to correct this — or at least get the Chinese supplier to correct this," he tells WFAA.

The Dallas TV station says the Dollar Tree assistant store manager wouldn't comment on camera about the excessively star-spangled banner, but said the flag is sold as a "patriotic banner" — not as an American flag.

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Reply #1 on: June 30, 2010, 12:38:31 AM
A patriatic banner that is sold for 4th of july. That asstant store mangers is a asshole if he wont give back One dollar for something that represents our country.

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Reply #2 on: June 30, 2010, 06:18:32 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on June 30, 2010, 12:03:50 AM
The Dallas TV station says the Dollar Tree assistant store manager wouldn't comment on camera about the excessively star-spangled banner, but said the flag is sold as a "patriotic banner" — not as an American flag.

Per the United States Flag Code, the US flag should not be used for "any decoration in general".  It states that Bunting of blue, red, and white stripes, with the blue on top, can be used for decoration (read 'patriotic banner').

If it looks like the flag, it is a flag, and should conform to the design in the flag code.  If it's not a flag, then it should look anything like the flag.

Incidentally, the flag code is a law (Section 1 of Title 4 of the United States Code), but you can't be punished for breaking it.

(Which is a shame, IMHO).

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Reply #3 on: June 30, 2010, 08:40:18 AM
I can understand how irritating this sort of stupidity is to Americans, we Brits get similarly annoyed when ignorant people fly the Union Jack upside down.


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Reply #4 on: June 30, 2010, 10:21:57 AM
Quote from: Grm on June 30, 2010, 08:40:18 AM
I can understand how irritating this sort of stupidity is to Americans, we Brits get similarly annoyed when ignorant people fly the Union Jack upside down.

I have a coworker who disapproves of the Obama administration.

So he has one of those car flag mounts; who know, the kind you put at the top of a window.

And he's switched the flag so it's upside down.

Some people just don't get it....

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Reply #5 on: June 30, 2010, 10:16:20 PM
The American flag when flown upside down is a distress signal.
Is it the same in Great Britain to fly the Union Jack upside down?

The initial statement is for an American flag with 61 stars...perhaps there is National karma in progress...which territory will be ours next?


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Reply #6 on: June 30, 2010, 10:44:51 PM
Quote from: Grm on June 30, 2010, 08:40:18 AM
I can understand how irritating this sort of stupidity is to Americans, we Brits get similarly annoyed when ignorant people fly the Union Jack upside down.

I could be mistaken, and I do not pretend to be educated on the Union Jack, but...



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Reply #7 on: June 30, 2010, 11:09:24 PM
Quote from: Liam Smoot on June 30, 2010, 10:16:20 PM
The American flag when flown upside down is a distress signal.
Is it the same in Great Britain to fly the Union Jack upside down?

Flying a flag upside down is an internationally recognized signal for distress, but it's not to be taken lightly.

Quote from: US Code Title 4, Chapter 1, Section 8, part (a)
The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except
as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or
property.
http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=browse_usc&docid=Cite:+4USC8


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Reply #8 on: July 01, 2010, 02:05:27 AM
Maybe Obama really did visit 57 states during the campaign.

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Reply #9 on: July 01, 2010, 06:51:37 AM
Quote from: joan1984 on July 01, 2010, 02:05:27 AM
Maybe Obama really did visit 57 states during the campaign.

Only in his own mind... which is quite possible!


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Reply #10 on: July 01, 2010, 05:27:33 PM
Quote from: buddyChrist on June 30, 2010, 10:44:51 PM
I could be mistaken, and I do not pretend to be educated on the Union Jack, but...

This is a fact, the Union flag as it correctly called is the combined flags of Ireland, Scotland and England and as such has a right way up when flown.


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Reply #11 on: July 02, 2010, 02:08:06 PM
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Wait...  You mean Texans really can count to 61?!


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Reply #12 on: July 02, 2010, 02:24:16 PM
Quote from: VillageIdiot on July 02, 2010, 02:08:06 PM
:emot_weird:

Wait...  You mean Texans really can count to 61?!

Beware what you just said. there are alot of texans in KB

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Reply #13 on: July 02, 2010, 02:28:38 PM
 :roll:

Sorry Texans...  I'm from West Virginia, so you have my permission to give me what I've got coming!  (Oh shit!  I just came!)


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Reply #14 on: July 04, 2010, 02:18:13 PM
To all who observe the 4th as a holiday, let us at KB wish you a happy and safe 4th of July.  We hope the "bang" that is normally heard on this holiday is of the nice kind.

As always, Gia will be wearing her red, white and blue bikini, but for how long she will have it on, I don't know.  ;D
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Reply #15 on: July 04, 2010, 03:24:15 PM
Youtube is fucked up right now. Some html hackers and fucking with it. It pisses me off.

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Reply #16 on: July 04, 2010, 08:47:42 PM

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Reply #17 on: July 06, 2010, 06:04:34 AM
Mmmmmmmmm Eva! She lives in my neighborhood... I have seen her around.

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Reply #18 on: July 06, 2010, 08:47:40 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 04, 2010, 02:18:13 PM
As always, Gia will be wearing her red, white and blue bikini, but for how long she will have it on, I don't know.

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Reply #19 on: July 06, 2010, 09:19:23 AM
Hot Gia and sexy!!

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