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Reply #5720 on: September 24, 2022, 04:16:53 PM
I've been living in a bathroom for the past three days.

Sorry to hear you weren't/aren't feeling good. 
I have had spotty internet so haven't noticed your absence.  I have one bar on my data coverage right now.  30 seconds to load a page.

I will say that when you two are not here, things come grinding to a halt.

Maybe there's a certain magic in the air when they are around  ;D

I don't know, I'll have days where I'm feeling chatty and then days where I'll stop by to read but I don't have anything to add for two or three days at a time.



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Reply #5721 on: September 24, 2022, 04:18:07 PM
Get well soon, Miss S.  Maybe I'll swing by and tend to your wounds next week.

My foot still isn't right.  We walked the dunes earlier in the week and the sand sept into my Keen sandals.  It felt wonderful.  The sand acted as support as it smashed in all crevices.  Next morning I felt the best it has been since it happened in early August. So, we did a 12 mile hike in the woods.  F me if the next morning I felt like I had just sprained it.  Still feels like big toe sprained.  Have to take it slow and easy. But you know I like it fast and hard*.
I've never had an injury go this long.  8 weeks I think. This getting old sh*t is not for me I guess. 

Internet signal still sh*t, but I've got enough that I'm not wanting to throw the iPad across the RV.


* denotes  ;)

Speaking of liking it fast and hard - inquiring minds want to know how that is going?  ;D ;D

Hope your foot feels better soon.

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Reply #5722 on: September 24, 2022, 04:19:35 PM
So I make it a point to hold on to handrails.

When I leave my apartment, there are two concrete steps with no handrails, and that is where I fell, in fact it seems that's where I always fall. Either going down or truping going up.


I've never had an injury go this long.  8 weeks I think. This getting old sh*t is not for me I guess. 


Holy crap that is a long time, but as sprains go shouldnt really be surprised. Especially on feet and ankles that are used all the time. Unless you're constantly wrapping it up to keep it more stable it's going to take longer, and then as you said, age does have a say in healing as well.

Cane, crutches, walkers, and every do limping and wobbling... what a sight we all would make.



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Reply #5723 on: September 24, 2022, 04:32:11 PM

Speaking of liking it fast and hard - inquiring minds want to know how that is going?  ;D ;D

Hope your foot feels better soon.


It's been cold the last couple of days, so the cuddling has been at a factor of 10. 
The sex has been non-existent. A certain young lady is my main obstruction.

I did tell Dan yesterday that he's either f'n me, fingering me, or going down on me. I even suggested the cucumber in the fridge if he doesn't get busy.  He laughed. I asked him what was so funny. 

Tonight, or else I 'm unhooking his car and high tailing it to Wisconsin to meet this Allen boy I've heard so much about.

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Reply #5724 on: September 24, 2022, 04:48:41 PM

I don't know, I'll have days where I'm feeling chatty and then days where I'll stop by to read but I don't have anything to add for two or three days at a time.


It feels more like a circle jerk, when none of the girls are here.

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Reply #5725 on: September 24, 2022, 05:41:25 PM
Tonight, or else I 'm unhooking his car and high tailing it to Wisconsin to meet this Allen boy I've heard so much about.

I ask no bomb shelter time. I'd like him returned in one piece please.



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Reply #5726 on: September 24, 2022, 06:44:37 PM
WTF...I just got a citation from the Lady Sheriff. I'm to report to the hot tub and stand by for towel boy duties and to have lube on hand. What did I miss? :emot_weird:

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Reply #5727 on: September 24, 2022, 06:49:12 PM
Tonight, or else I 'm unhooking his car and high tailing it to Wisconsin to meet this Allen boy I've heard so much about.

Sample some Big Ben while you're there  ;D



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Reply #5728 on: September 24, 2022, 07:57:25 PM
Tonight, or else I 'm unhooking his car and high tailing it to Wisconsin to meet this Allen boy I've heard so much about.

Sample some Big Ben while you're there  ;D

Want me to throw a little Jake on your plate too? Come on to Wisconsin the all you can f@#$ buffet.

Actually I dont get to see Ben much anymore. Hes got himself this new little girlfriend and it doesnt take much to realize that she doesnt like me much. Well that's fine, because I do not like that bitch at all. He can do so much better than her. She's got this toxic uppity attitude and looks down her nose at everyone... ok it may just be me, but still, she is not good enough for him.  At his request he asked I refrain from mentioning our lustful past. Doesnt want me lying m if she asks but dont say anything if I can avoid it.

I'm telling you thatevery time she gives me that sideways stink eye, its taking all of me to not let her know she's getting my sloppy seconds, and that he used to fuck me, so hard, for so long, and it was so good henmade me orgasm so many times on that massive dick, that his bed is probably still wet from me.
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Reply #5729 on: September 24, 2022, 09:05:59 PM

Speaking of liking it fast and hard - inquiring minds want to know how that is going?  ;D ;D

Hope your foot feels better soon.


It's been cold the last couple of days, so the cuddling has been at a factor of 10. 
The sex has been non-existent. A certain young lady is my main obstruction.

I did tell Dan yesterday that he's either f'n me, fingering me, or going down on me. I even suggested the cucumber in the fridge if he doesn't get busy.  He laughed. I asked him what was so funny. 

Tonight, or else I 'm unhooking his car and high tailing it to Wisconsin to meet this Allen boy I've heard so much about.

The KB men will bring our own RV tonight, so leave the cuke for the salad.  8)   Our RV has a built-in hot tub. Shiela loves it.  Kiss Dan goodnight. We will see you later.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #5730 on: September 24, 2022, 09:13:32 PM
He can do so much better than her.

I can think of someone  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #5731 on: September 24, 2022, 10:20:56 PM
He can do so much better than her.

I can think of someone  :emot_kiss:

My sister already has a boyfriend 😘



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Reply #5732 on: September 24, 2022, 11:27:48 PM

I'm telling you thatevery time she gives me that sideways stink eye, its taking all of me to not let her know she's getting my sloppy seconds, and that he used to fuck me, so hard, for so long, and it was so good henmade me orgasm so many times on that massive dick, that his bed is probably still wet from me.

Hahaha
A big #1564 to you for that paragraph.

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Reply #5733 on: September 25, 2022, 12:51:35 AM
I’m having some arguments today over who fucked who first, and who fucked who best. So I’m giving you a woo baby. Holy shit. Fuck them all.

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Reply #5734 on: September 25, 2022, 09:25:20 AM
He can do so much better than her.

I can think of someone  :emot_kiss:

My sister already has a boyfriend 😘

But I wasn't talking about your si.. Ooh, nice juke move there!  ;D



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Reply #5735 on: September 29, 2022, 04:11:34 PM
Hilda hasn't posted in a while  :'(



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Reply #5736 on: September 29, 2022, 04:15:17 PM
Hilda hasn't posted in a while  :'(

Yeah I noticed that. But last time I checked, she has logged in recently (yesterday in fact). Probably spinning some hot wax, while reading obscure Victorian literature.

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Reply #5737 on: September 29, 2022, 04:18:56 PM
Hilda hasn't posted in a while  :'(

Yeah I noticed that. But last time I checked, she has logged in recently (yesterday in fact). Probably spinning some hot wax, while reading obscure Victorian literature.

 ;D

I'm liking Marcello's latest pose.


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Reply #5738 on: October 02, 2022, 03:27:09 AM
Seeing it has been a while since Hilda posted.  Missing her.

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Reply #5739 on: October 02, 2022, 04:22:21 AM
Internet pages loading has slowed too much.  Can't operate like this.  Turning off the iPad and light and enjoying some alone time.  Dan texted and said he's winning and is sticking around the casino for a while longer.

Night night.

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