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KB Members!
Best Quote Of The Day' Thread
A member said something today that blew you away, made your day, turned you gay? Whatever it was, you liked it. ;) Now that member needs to get their 15 seconds of glory. :emot_laughing: Post their EPIC quote here, in this very thread.
annnnnnnnnnnd Go!
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And today's BQOTD goes to......
*drumroll*
:emot_ywave: :emot_ywave:
Do you like to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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:evil:
Anyone wanna answer that question?
:emot_laughing:
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Good quote Chirp. You get a woo, just as soon as I can woo you again. :-*
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:-*
I won... something!
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You can pick more than one a day. Who's next?
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Todays winner...
I still like licking a hairy pussy though.
:emot_laughing:
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=21526.msg473594;topicseen#msg473594
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Todays winner...
I still like licking a hairy pussy though.
:emot_laughing:
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=21526.msg473594;topicseen#msg473594
Great choice! I laughed out loud when I read that...
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The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat. :D
:sign_a+:
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The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat. :D
:sign_a+:
I actually came here to post it. You beat me to it.
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The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat. :D
:sign_a+:
I actually came here to post it. You beat me to it.
It may be the "best quote of the day," but I remember saying this on the playground in junior high, circa 1972... 45 years ago. LOL.
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The life so short, the perversions so many.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=55966.msg473978;topicseen#msg473978
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JBRG :emot_laughing:
Spank my monkey first
(http://memeguy.com/photos/images/id-like-her-to-spank-my-monkey-8941.gif)
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=52127.270
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What the fuck is a mail order catalog? Some primitive version of eBay? :emot_laughing:
:emot_laughing:
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:D
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Maybe he [George Romero]'s undead now. :facepalm:
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Maybe he [George Romero]'s undead now. :facepalm:
:emot_laughing:
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If we let cute little girls and their moms run the world, we wouldn't be in such a heap of trouble!
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From Staci, regarding post of kids treated for rabies after have sex with infected Donkey:
"Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "a piece of ass"
Staci
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From Staci, regarding post of kids treated for rabies after have sex with infected Donkey:
"Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "a piece of ass"
Staci
Good one!
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All Kit needs is a Lana Del Rey blow up doll to float on.
:emot_rotf:
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(https://media3.giphy.com/media/P0iqp5ZAbvefK/giphy.gif)
The Earth is ready for space cock.
:emot_laughing:
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8) I am master of quotes.
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(https://i.imgur.com/YFNLLcT.jpg)
She is "God's chosen one"... for abuse.
Damn! :o
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/28/0d/89280d7787947aaab8aa874aac98b381.jpg)
:emot_laughing:
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I support the idea of attractions between younger brats and seasoned ladies--the obverse of dirty old men and their attractions to cute little girls. We're all entitled to our most depraved fantasies.
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Okay kids, are you ready for this? Where's Oedipus?
:emot_laughing:
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I learned you can be on pain killers and tell a friend you wanna lick her sexy black ass because when she sweats it looks like yummy melting chocolate and she won't get offended. :D
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8)
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I'm only 5% gay whore. But I'm willing to learn.
:sign_isntthatspecial:
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I'm only 5% gay whore. But I'm willing to learn.
:sign_isntthatspecial:
Yeah, I liked that one, too!
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'Atsa big salami!
:emot_weird:
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I though you lived in Canada. :facepalm:
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:emot_sorry:
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:emot_sorry:
:emot_bottomspank:
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;D
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(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/c/c6/103875-chris-tucker-facepalm-gif-Frid-GSTI.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140301173225)
#Resist
:emot_laughing:
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Omg!! :emot_laughing:
Well, you can all go to fucking hell and suck donkey dick for beer money...
Seriously, that is freaking hilarious.
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Of Course I Talk To Myself.........
Sometimes I Need Expert Advice.
Love,
Liz
;D :facepalm:
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Of Course I Talk To Myself.........
Sometimes I Need Expert Advice.
Love,
Liz
;D :facepalm:
:emot_laughing: Same here.
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FAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!
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8)
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" Russia, Russia , Russia "
I'm making this my footer, until the Donald is impeached!
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" Russia, Russia , Russia "
I'm making this my footer, until the Donald is impeached!
(http://i.imgur.com/OJcYs4H.jpg)
#Resist
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In response to TODAY IS PICKEL DAY...
(https://i.imgur.com/A70vM5Z.jpg)
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In response to TODAY IS PICKEL DAY...
(https://i.imgur.com/A70vM5Z.jpg)
When I first saw that pic, I thought, "That's so stupid."
And then I remembered this:
(https://i.imgur.com/WO8fBiG.jpg)
I stand corrected: msslave and KitKat are definitely onto something...
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:emot_laughing:
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Barb, I can now count this day as a success. Thanks
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Barb, I can now count this day as a success. Thanks.
No, thank you!
And, as an added thank you, while looking online for that picture, I came across this:
(https://i.imgur.com/t64KEWu.jpg)
Though deep vaginal penetration has never been my cup of tea, that certainly looks...intriguing. And it vibrates!
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Barb, I can now count this day as a success. Thanks.
No, thank you!
And, as an added thank you, while looking online for that picture, I came across this:
(https://i.imgur.com/t64KEWu.jpg)
Though deep vaginal penetration has never been my cup of tea, that certainly looks...intriguing. And it vibrates!
Well hello there. What might your name be? Yowza?!
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"Oh my God. If I could have climbed on
the table and fucked it, I would have."
- Merv (November 13, 2017) (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=31502.msg485480#msg485480)
A couple of days late, but it sounds like it could have been used in his pizza post (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=60568.msg485804#msg485804) this morning.
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Good one J. :)
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(https://i.giphy.com/media/Z4VO1AA8WnI1G/200.gif)
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8)
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:emot_chug:
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Barbie, Bourbon, and KB.
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disabled black incest by chrismastree (Sexual problems.)
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My Official Quote Of The Day Is Simply This:
"WHAT THE FUCK".....!!!!
If You Can't Tell, I've Had A Generally Crappy Day...........
Love,
Liz
;D
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My Official Quote Of The Day Is Simply This:
"WHAT THE FUCK".....!!!!
If You Can't Tell, I've Had A Generally Crappy Day...........
Love,
Liz
;D
Liz I thought it was - as always -.... just
BITE ME...
so enjoy the rest of your crappy day...
luv ya...
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My Official Quote Of The Day Is Simply This:
"WHAT THE FUCK".....!!!!
If You Can't Tell, I've Had A Generally Crappy Day...........
Love,
Liz
;D
Liz I thought it was - as always -.... just
BITE ME...
so enjoy the rest of your crappy day...
luv ya...
Hugggssss Vincent......."psst" I'm Telling the Missus on you.
You are secretly getting hugs on the side......
Love Ya...Vinnie
Liz
;D :emot_kiss:
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Didn't happen today, but still great! ;D
Paddling The Pink Canoe
(http://cdn-so.fantasti.cc/big/d/a/n/dancinghomer/dancinghomer_e04ea9f4852bfb219e1e630db4014314.jpg)
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Going back a couple years, I was in the chat shared by KB and RU. Lois was in there, which is a rarity. It happened to be me and 4 girls, but I was being good, which is even more rare than Lois showing up in chat.
I was talking about that I keep birds, chickens and such, so I went to type ‘I have four ducks’. But that pesky u key is right next to the i key, so I mistyped.
As there were four girls in chat, Lois immediately quipped, ‘Oooohh, one for each of us!’
I hope Lois sees this. I bet she remembers.
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I see you misbehaved.
(https://i.giphy.com/media/XrSW2E8BhbD5m/giphy.gif)
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8)
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Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.
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Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.
I don't get it.
:emot_laughing:
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Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.
(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/understand_reference_supernatural.gif)
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Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.
I don't get it.
:emot_laughing:
If I may hazard a guess...I think he may mean you came...possibly...not sure...it's my best bet.
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(https://i.giphy.com/media/UaImHCEDssJGw/giphy.gif)
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Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.
I don't get it.
:emot_laughing:
Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~
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Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.
I don't get it.
:emot_laughing:
If I may hazard a guess...I think he may mean you came...possibly...not sure...it's my best bet.
Almost, Army of one. LMAO
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Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.
I don't get it.
:emot_laughing:
If I may hazard a guess...I think he may mean you came...possibly...not sure...it's my best bet.
Almost, Army of one. LMAO
Oh! Haha!
Haha.
Ha.
...Oh.
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Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.
I don't get it.
:emot_laughing:
Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~
I never have to pretend to be dumb.
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Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.
I don't get it.
:emot_laughing:
Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~
I never have to pretend to be dumb.
Don't feel dumb ChirpingGirl. I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means. There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.
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I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means. There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.
It’s not that difficult, actually.
(https://aminutewithme.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/math-formula-chalkboard.jpg)
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I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means. There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.
It’s not that difficult, actually.
(https://aminutewithme.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/math-formula-chalkboard.jpg)
Down in the middle left, second equation from the bottom. The second - sign should be a + sign.
But I get it now! Hahahahahaha!
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/74/84/e67484e2ea3e88ad9b37be28e87aa417.jpg)
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Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.
I don't get it.
:emot_laughing:
Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~
I never have to pretend to be dumb.
Don't feel dumb ChirpingGirl. I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means. There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.
Quite a dated quote ....means "you've got a problem coming up"..!!!!
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We went in the boat house , turned on the heat and made out.
He didn't have the balls to lean over and kiss me, so I had to prompt him.
He is a great kisser. He told me how beautiful I was so many times that I got tired of it.
I finally took his hand and put it on my crotch on top of my jeans.
The kid was so hot that I was turned on already.
He gained confidence and he put my hand on his covered cock.
It was rock hard.
Realizing my time constraint. I un-buckled him and took his cock out. OMG beautiful. No veins or wrinkles . pointed upwards , thick and long enough. perfect helmet. Cut of course.
He started to open my jeans but I stopped him and blew him. A nice teasing bj. Very slow . some ball mouthing and sweet spot licks. I made it last ..he was pre-cumming when I got his dick out. He was ready, but I know how to stop and tease.
It was maybe ten minutes and he was gonna blow no matter what I did. He was at the point of no return. I took the top two inches in and squeezed his balls. I didn't count , but I'll bet there was more than ten thick ropes of cum.
I licked the last drop and then kissed him with my cum breath mouth. Not a problem with him.
:o
:emot_hot: :emot_bluekneel: :emot_applaus: :emot_hard: :emot_winking69: :emot_hot: :emot_thmbsup: :emot_thumbsup:
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...do keep in mind that most of the women you'll meet here are pervs and weirdos, pretty much by definition...
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I'm being naughty.
-KitKat
;D
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:blushing:
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the temperatures this winter have been up and down like a whore's drawers on pay day
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My Personal Quote Used Here All The Time:
"JUST BITE ME"........
can be vouched for by Vinney and Rick and a host of other people here on KB.
;D :facepalm:
Love,
Liz
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My Personal Quote Used Here All The Time:
"JUST BITE ME"........
can be vouched for by Vinney and Rick and a host of other people here on KB.
;D :facepalm:
Love,
Liz
I've seen you use that a bit on this board. I'm just lucky you haven't usedit on me yet.
No, that is not an invitation!
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My Personal Quote Used Here All The Time:
"JUST BITE ME"........
can be vouched for by Vinney and Rick and a host of other people here on KB.
;D :facepalm:
Love,
Liz
I've seen you use that a bit on this board. I'm just lucky you haven't usedit on me yet.
No, that is not an invitation!
Be careful with Liz... she not only wants you to bite her, but gawd alive, she's got some sharp old gnashers on her too... and if she says she wants to ride you - well it'll never be what you think... she'll straddle your back, pull your hair and dig her shiny silver spurs into you... and if you're lucky, she'll horse whip you too... :roll:
Liz... I luvs ya really... :emot_kiss:... so BITE ME!
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Vinney,
I'm telling your Missus on you.....
(By the way.....How is she doing..??).....and yes the concern is real.
Love Ya.....
Liz
PS: tell her I said "hello"
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How KB has messed up my mind :facepalm:
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How KB has messed up my mind :facepalm:
Before or After you arrived......??
Just curious..... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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How KB has messed up my mind :facepalm:
Before or After you arrived......??
Just curious..... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
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If the conclusion is that porn causes erectile dysfunction, they should pass a law banning bad porn.
Better porn, better erections. :D
:emot_heehee:
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Hey! You been secretly quoting me? ;D
:emot_kiss:
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How KB has messed up my mind :facepalm:
Before or After you arrived......??
Just curious..... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
My mind was seriously messed up when I joined... Now, I feel perfectly normal. It's rather scary sometimes :facepalm:
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Hey! You been secretly quoting me? ;D
:emot_kiss:
:-*
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It's a well known fact drinking one bottle of mountain dew will not kill you. ;D
But drinking one bottle in view of a pissed off Japanese wife may result in serious bodily harm.
Aaah, the best quotes always come with a story attached.
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Indeed.
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It's a well known fact drinking one bottle of mountain dew will not kill you. ;D
But drinking one bottle in view of a pissed off Japanese wife may result in serious bodily harm.
Aaah, the best quotes always come with a story attached.
Yikes!
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lick my biscuit door bitch!
:emot_laughing:
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I have two favorites that I use (one of which is all the time).
"BITE ME"
&
"TWATWAFFLE" (For those moments of complete frustration with everything ).
;D
Love,
Liz
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(https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/UHxHC.jpg)
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I love this place!
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Merv is insane. :D
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Merv is insane. :D
(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/t/5a5fb8dc9140b77a0d7e1cf0/1516222716746/all_for_you.gif?format=500w)
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Merv is insane. :D
Quite possibly.
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Oh my god it's so juicy!! :o
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This breast is big and juicy.
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(https://s19.pixxxels.org/qq0awvq9f/d21839712bd911e781e43d3e980d25bb_content_medium.jpg)
Reminds of years ago when my job title was Analytical Associate. I was real careful how I abbreviated those words.
:emot_laughing:
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What are you doing!? :emot_weird: Stop that!! >:( >:(
I'm hunting anal eggs! ;D
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/6094d2a0a395b0ee19e874b0bec7d987/tenor.gif?itemid=5250380)
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I tried to woo you for this, but couldn't. Apparently, however, my last woo to you contributed to your attaining your five-hundredth woo. Couldn't have happened to anyone more deserving!
I've always liked Bugs, mostly for his snarkiness.
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I tried to woo you for this, but couldn't. Apparently, however, my last woo to you contributed to your attaining your five-hundredth woo. Couldn't have happened to anyone more deserving!
I've always liked Bugs, mostly for his snarkiness.
:emot_kiss:
Thank woo.
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From Lois (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64636.msg530979#msg530979)...
I think some peeps around here
need to smoke a little weed.
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From Lois (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64636.msg530979#msg530979)...
I think some peeps around here
need to smoke a little weed.
Not going to comment on whether she has a point or not. But you will get woo'd for that.
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From Lois (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64636.msg530979#msg530979)...
I think some peeps around here
need to smoke a little weed.
I’m sure she included me in that, been years though since I did.
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I'll pass on that. I like my job.
#Resist
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PSI
Don't fuck, and drive, kids.
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"...short curly hairs around a tasty hot hole is to die for. love pink meat with a hairy surround. have i mentioned lately that i love eating a hairy pussy"
i will now eat a bare pussy, but still rather have some hair, to play with, are you growing yours out? gotta have hair in your teeth to know all is right with the world. wish i could get around more after the salons have been closed for a while.
- Trapper June 1, 2020
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What a great site this is! So educational. :D
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"...short curly hairs around a tasty hot hole is to die for. love pink meat with a hairy surround. have i mentioned lately that i love eating a hairy pussy"
i will now eat a bare pussy, but still rather have some hair, to play with, are you growing yours out? gotta have hair in your teeth to know all is right with the world. wish i could get around more after the salons have been closed for a while.
- Trapper June 1, 2020
Miss the trapper! We all love short curly hairs around a warm wet hole.
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Pull up a chair. Have a seat.
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Almost 3 years to the day since the last post. Loved this topic.
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Valley.Vixin got me going with this account of her getting laid yesterday.
Quote;
I came like someone plugged me in to the 240v outlet like the rest of the household appliances, and things downstairs got pretty squishy, but my top never really stopped so my clothes looked like I got dragged down the highway by a hydroplaning big rig.
Unquote
Love lactating female.stories and Vixin really knows how to create an image. Think I'm in love. :emot_kiss:
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Pulling her ass open with two thumbs and spitting in her hole, while banging her doggy, six ways to Sunday. I am a pervert.
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And who said sex sites weren't educational. :D
I learn something new every time I come to this board.
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I will never have another best friend. Some people just can’t be replaced.
This is so true. I'll never have a best friend like the one I lost.
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On the way up I35, stop and pick me up. I will have my shit stompin pointy toe boots on.
:emot_bigokay: WOO for sisterhood.
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Is it just me or is it the more pussy you eat the more pussy you want I do not think that we will ever be satisfied there is nothing like the stream of pussy cum.
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I confess that my penis is big and horny after work, and I would love to have someone play with it. Maybe I’ll try to suck myself. I also could do it when I was young, but it’s been quite a few years. I can’t wait to see the look on the EMTs faces when they find me upside down on the bed, with a broken back, choking on my cock stuffed in my throat.
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I’m giving you a woo, just for reposting that.
Having my first Evan Williams tonight, and you gave me a smile.
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"Like battling breast cancer wasn%u2019t enough of a chainsaw to the cunt."
Valley Vixin has such a way with words. In this case a friend of hers is having cancer treatments that aren't going well.
But it's writing like this that makes her stories an entertaining read.
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Staci - Man, she is fun. A true Texan to the core. Her wit is an awesome thing. Thank you for being a friend to all who deserve it.
Woo for both Writer and our resident cactus flower.