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Reply #2800 on: May 19, 2019, 03:26:03 PM
CJ is about to be a forgotten memory around here.  ;D

Hold the fireworks though, it's a fire hazard.  :roll:



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Reply #2801 on: May 19, 2019, 03:40:48 PM

So, we're not going to the amuesment part, but we will be going to Detroit's Flower Day.   

https://www.easternmarket.org/markets/events/flower-day-2019

Fun.

Gotta go.   Have a great day everybody!

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Reply #2802 on: May 19, 2019, 10:08:24 PM
A relaxing morning to myself - just me and the laser.




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Reply #2803 on: May 20, 2019, 06:57:25 PM
Ever since we got to our honeymoon cabin a male cardinal has been attacking his reflection in the same window.  He just won’t give up trying to chase that ‘other’ damn bird away from his territory.  It’s both funny and a little sad.

Several years back the same thing happened at my bedroom window, except it was a male grosbeak.  Every damn morning when I could still sleep an hour or two more prior to work, that grosbeak was my way too early alarm.  It went on for about 2 months.

On another topic, I’m really glad I bought my Peruvian that lime green string bikini.  It was like unwrapping the best gift ever in the hot tub last night.  I tried to tell her, but she had to find out on her own.  Hot tub water isn’t as slippery as it seems and does not make for particularly good lube.  We had better luck in the bed.



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Reply #2804 on: May 20, 2019, 07:47:44 PM
Hot tub water isn’t as slippery as it seems and does not make for particularly good lube.

#truth

Sex in the water is not all it's cracked up to be.




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Reply #2805 on: May 21, 2019, 12:46:51 AM
Hot tub water isn’t as slippery as it seems and does not make for particularly good lube.

#truth

Sex in the water is not all it's cracked up to be.


You can say that again! In fact it can be pretty uncomfortable especially in seawater when there's sand and stuff swishing around...  :o

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Reply #2806 on: May 21, 2019, 07:09:05 PM
DUCKLING RESCUE

Wife and I were out and about and stopped for a stop sign. A large city truck from the sewer dept. pulled around the corner and stopped, partially blocking the street. As I went past, I saw a female duck near the truck and she didn't fly away. I'd gone two blocks when I realized that maybe her "babies" had gone thru the sewer grate.  Turned around and went back. The two guys from the truck were just climbing out of the storm sewer with handfuls of ducklings. All were returned to mamma and the all waddled away down the sidewalk.
 

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #2807 on: May 21, 2019, 07:29:08 PM
Feedback on the start of a story.



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Reply #2808 on: May 21, 2019, 11:42:55 PM
Actually I heard about this last night.

Black Venture Capitalist and billionaire Robert F. Smith stuns the graduating class of Morehouse College in Atlanta, GA by offering to pay off all their student loans.While the final total is still being calculated, the debt is expected to be in the tens of millions of dollars.

An entire college graduating class free of student debt. Mr Smith made my day.

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Reply #2809 on: May 22, 2019, 12:30:30 PM
Actually I heard about this last night.

Black Venture Capitalist and billionaire Robert F. Smith stuns the graduating class of Morehouse College in Atlanta, GA by offering to pay off all their student loans.While the final total is still being calculated, the debt is expected to be in the tens of millions of dollars.

An entire college graduating class free of student debt. Mr Smith made my day.


Last I saw their estimate was in the neighborhood of $40 million.

Not everyone can pony up that kind of money to make a difference in the world, but there are things every one of can do.

Thanks for posting this watcher.

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Reply #2810 on: May 22, 2019, 02:34:57 PM

A visit from Gina.

Also, the anticipation of something I know is going to happen, that I'm really looking forward to.  I've been waiting since Friday and not sure when it is going to happen.

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Reply #2811 on: May 22, 2019, 04:06:55 PM

A visit from Gina.


KB's Gina? Our resident Beatle fan?  ;D

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Reply #2812 on: May 23, 2019, 01:52:55 AM

All In The Family & The Jeffersons, live in front of a studio audience.
I find these live performances very interesting.   I love Woody Harrelson.
Starting in 9 minutes on ABC.   Home alone, so KB and TV for me.  And a glass of Blanton's, neat.

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Reply #2813 on: May 23, 2019, 08:01:49 AM
I got an interesting PM...





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Reply #2814 on: May 24, 2019, 02:51:58 PM
After being with Dan for 2 years, he still surprises me at times.

We went on a 5 mile run.   We were walking the last 1/2 mile to cool down.  Some girls were in a neighboring yard, we found out they were practicing stunting for their cheer leading squad.   So, Dan sees one of the girls attempting a back flip.  She landed on the tips of her toes and then falls to her hands and knees.   Dan suggests she try to tuck her knees a little tighter to her chest.   The girls all spin and look at this stranger talking to them.  Because I'm there, it put them at ease.  Plus one of the girls parents was sitting on the front porch.   Dan repeats what he said and then said, "Watch me."   And he turns to the side for the girls to watch.  "Watch my knees, go to my chest."
I say, "You're not seriously going to do this."   
The girls all look at me because of my speech.
"Girls," Dan says, "Watch my arms hold my knees tight to my chest.  Eyes on me."
And he jumps up in the air and flips over backward and lands on his feet.
Why did I not know he could do this?
I'm looking at him.  The girls are looking at him.  The mom on the porch says, "Well I'm impressed."
Dan asks mom if he can spot one of the girls and have her try again.  Mom says sure.  Dan steps up to the girl and stands beside her and tells her to try it.     4 more attempts and a few corrections and the girl did a back flip on her own.

And we continued our walk home and I asked how he did that.  He said he has been able to do it for 30 years.   I just thought it was cool.   I can't even do a cart wheel anymore. 

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Reply #2815 on: May 24, 2019, 09:04:18 PM



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Reply #2816 on: May 24, 2019, 10:06:40 PM
School's out!

Nine days, and the only children I'm dealing with are my own grown up ones.




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Reply #2817 on: May 25, 2019, 01:02:57 AM
Yep. Summer vacation officially under way. Happy babies, soon to be begging for fall me.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #2818 on: May 26, 2019, 08:48:27 PM
Another interesting PM...




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Reply #2819 on: May 27, 2019, 12:14:14 AM
Brexit party's performance so far in the European Elections...

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