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Reply #260 on: January 25, 2021, 03:56:04 AM

My dad... my family... is going to be ranting about this till March  :facepalm:



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Reply #261 on: January 25, 2021, 04:06:09 PM


Yes I watched the game and was screaming the whole time while wearing my Tom Brady University of Michigan football jersey.



Were you also jumping up and down?  ;D ;D

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Reply #262 on: January 25, 2021, 04:16:57 PM
I wanna see the video! No! Not the dang game!

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Reply #263 on: January 25, 2021, 04:35:06 PM
Yes Jules, we know your Tom Brady fantasy, LOL.

The Chiefs vs. Bills nearly became a hockey game with all the frustrated fists flying.

Been a partial Chiefs fan since Len Dawson was their QB, so go Chiefs.  Halftime @ Super Bowl I:




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Reply #264 on: January 25, 2021, 06:05:44 PM

Um, question.... have I ever told you guys how much I love Tom Brady?  And that if he and I ever met, he'd probably fall in love with me?!  And that we'd probably have two children, a son named Tommy and a little girl we'd call Katherine?!
I didn't think so.  Well, I have now.

Yes I watched the game and was screaming the whole time while wearing my Tom Brady University of Michigan football jersey.

I can just imagine...




YES Already... :emot_laughing:


He reminds me of Tom Brady, who I happen to have a thing for, and truly believe that if we ever met, we would fall in love and have two children. (after he dumped Giselle)   A boy named Tommy, and a girl named Kate.   And we'd live happily ever after.



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Reply #265 on: January 25, 2021, 07:45:08 PM

Um, question.... have I ever told you guys how much I love Tom Brady?  And that if he and I ever met, he'd probably fall in love with me?!  And that we'd probably have two children, a son named Tommy and a little girl we'd call Katherine?!
I didn't think so.  Well, I have now.



YES Already... :emot_laughing:


He reminds me of Tom Brady, who I happen to have a thing for, and truly believe that if we ever met, we would fall in love and have two children. (after he dumped Giselle)   A boy named Tommy, and a girl named Kate.   And we'd live happily ever after.

Katherine or Catherine will be on the birth certificate, but I'll call her Kate.  It comes from me also being a huge Kate (Catherine) Middleton fan.

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Reply #266 on: January 25, 2021, 08:52:58 PM
Jules,

See the Lions are going to let Stafford go. Maybe you can lobby them to hire Brady.  8)

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Reply #267 on: February 07, 2021, 01:55:26 PM
I guess there's a big football game of some kind today. Yeah...not a fan.

I know it's a huge excuse to gather together with friends and family. Eat, drink and cheer your favorite.

Please be careful.  Another jump in Covid infections expected after the big game day.

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Reply #268 on: February 07, 2021, 03:05:28 PM
I have been given a glimpse into my future  :emot_weird:


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At least I'll be in fantastic shape
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Reply #269 on: February 08, 2021, 04:27:15 PM
Cheering for KC was no fun at all.  Their defense in particular had foul after foul throwing the game.

And the guy that charged the field was better at evading tackles and getting in the end zone than their offense.


I was hoping for some funny ads to break the somber mood in the country, but I can’t think of a single one that was funny, or for that matter memorable, except the somber ones.  I want to laugh again.




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Reply #270 on: February 08, 2021, 04:35:06 PM
Hear that Will Ferrell kept his clothes on for once.  Of all the actors I want to see run around in just underwear, he is not on that list.



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Reply #271 on: February 08, 2021, 04:37:20 PM

I was hoping for some funny ads to break the somber mood in the country, but I can’t think of a single one that was funny, or for that matter memorable, except the somber ones.  I want to laugh again.

I liked the M&M commercials.

I also liked the DRAKE FROM STATEFARM, only for the surprise factor.  I don't think watching it any other time than yesterday would have been as enjoyable.  And Doritioes.  Liked that one too.  And Will Ferrell, though I had viewed it last week. 

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Reply #272 on: February 08, 2021, 05:28:58 PM
Cheering for KC was no fun at all.  Their defense in particular had foul after foul throwing the game.

And the guy that charged the field was better at evading tackles and getting in the end zone than their offense.


I was hoping for some funny ads to break the somber mood in the country, but I can’t think of a single one that was funny, or for that matter memorable, except the somber ones.  I want to laugh again.


Just another observation, my Washington team gave Brady et al a far better game than the Chiefs did with a backup QB I never heard of.

I may have been a little distracted during the ads, was logging into work some breaks trying to correct something with a contractor in Asia (It was Monday AM for them).

I did get the Drake from State Farm joke, and Will Farrell is always funny.  Wait, this is Sweden not Norway?
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Reply #273 on: February 08, 2021, 05:37:19 PM

Ten appearances.
Seven rings.
43 years old.
GOAT.

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Reply #274 on: February 08, 2021, 06:34:27 PM

For MJ:



Oh my.  I just came.     :o

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Reply #275 on: February 08, 2021, 07:24:13 PM
Wow, well that was blunt.



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Reply #276 on: February 08, 2021, 08:03:47 PM
Cheering for KC was no fun at all.  Their defense in particular had foul after foul throwing the game.

And the guy that charged the field was better at evading tackles and getting in the end zone than their offense.

https://i.imgur.com/msUZlh1.mp4


I was hoping for some funny ads to break the somber mood in the country, but I can’t think of a single one that was funny, or for that matter memorable, except the somber ones.  I want to laugh again.

KC should have suited up the streaker, breaking tackles and running to the end zone. A place KC had a hard time finding.

Interesting to see law enforcement get all jacked up over a non-event.  They would have beat the shit out of him, if they weren’t on national TV.



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Reply #277 on: February 08, 2021, 08:33:52 PM

Wow, well that was blunt.


Look at the url watermarked on the photo: "Leaked Meat."





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Reply #278 on: February 08, 2021, 08:47:42 PM


He reminds me of Superman in this photo with his glasses on.  The mild mannered family man, but when he comes out of the locker room he is super human.


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Reply #279 on: February 08, 2021, 10:43:27 PM
Ummmm...Jules:

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