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Reply #4980 on: February 06, 2024, 04:57:43 PM
Sure, pick on us blondes.  ;D ;D :emot_kiss:

It's what we're here for ,lol ....................other peeps's entertainment  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #4981 on: February 06, 2024, 05:06:34 PM
Sure, pick on us blondes.  ;D ;D :emot_kiss:

I know right? Even I know god wouldn't be managing an icerink, but I'm still confused on what happened to the fish...



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Reply #4982 on: February 06, 2024, 05:53:09 PM
Our lovely blonde members...... 8) 8) :emot_kiss:


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Reply #4983 on: February 06, 2024, 07:19:57 PM
Our lovely blonde members...... 8) 8) :emot_kiss:


                                                                                                       So  I recognise me [tiny tits on the right] but where are YOU !! :emot_kiss:

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Reply #4984 on: February 07, 2024, 03:07:39 AM

                                                                                                       So  I recognise me [tiny tits on the right] but where are YOU !! :emot_kiss:

Taking the picture.  😎

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Reply #4985 on: February 07, 2024, 12:29:13 PM

My balloon elephant was too big to fit in the back seat of my car.

So, I popped the trunk.




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Reply #4986 on: February 07, 2024, 11:41:13 PM
Kansas police arrest a man for drunk and disorderly conduct after finding him trying to insert his penis into the exhaust pipe of a car. (true story)

It must have been "exhausting" for him.  ;D ;D



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Reply #4987 on: February 07, 2024, 11:45:23 PM
If you're desperate, sometimes any hole will do. I'm guessing the pipe was cool and not just been running. :emot_weird:

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Reply #4988 on: February 08, 2024, 05:33:58 PM
A blonde was driving down the highway when she sees a police officer coming up behind her with lights and sirens going. She pulls over confused on what she had done wrong.

The police officer walks up to her car and begins yelling at her, "What the hell are you doing? You're going to kill people driving like that? What were you thinking? Are you crazy?"

Confused the blonde just looks at the office with wide eyes, "what did I do wrong?"

"Really?" The officer was very angry now, "I clocked you doing 140mph! That's what you did wrong!"

Now the blonde was really confused. "I was in the correct lane for people driving slower, because my car doesn't go 149mph, didnt think I'd be pulled over for going under the speed limit!" She then points at the sign that sat just down the road from them.

Finally realizing what he was dealing with the officer closes his eyes in exasperation as says, "ma'am the speed limit is 65mph. 149 are the highway number signs."



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Reply #4989 on: February 08, 2024, 05:44:06 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #4990 on: February 08, 2024, 05:48:47 PM

                                                                                                       So  I recognise me [tiny tits on the right] but where are YOU !! :emot_kiss:

Taking the picture.  😎

Ha, If that were true we would not be looking straight at the camera :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #4991 on: February 08, 2024, 09:21:21 PM
A blonde was driving down the highway when she sees a police officer coming up behind her with lights and sirens going. She pulls over confused on what she had done wrong.

The police officer walks up to her car and begins yelling at her, "What the hell are you doing? You're going to kill people driving like that? What were you thinking? Are you crazy?"

Confused the blonde just looks at the office with wide eyes, "what did I do wrong?"

"Really?" The officer was very angry now, "I clocked you doing 140mph! That's what you did wrong!"

Now the blonde was really confused. "I was in the correct lane for people driving slower, because my car doesn't go 149mph, didnt think I'd be pulled over for going under the speed limit!" She then points at the sign that sat just down the road from them.

Finally realizing what he was dealing with the officer closes his eyes in exasperation as says, "ma'am the speed limit is 65mph. 149 are the highway number signs."

I know two lovely women, non blondes, that were pulled over for the very same thing - thinking the highway route designation number was the speed limit.  I married one of them and that incident comes up once in a while. 😎

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Reply #4992 on: February 09, 2024, 12:04:02 PM


Science jokes make me numb.

Math jokes make me number.

Not all math jokes are funny, but sum are.  :roll:




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Reply #4993 on: February 09, 2024, 04:40:45 PM
An  atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he  turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you  strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh,  I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no  Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,”  he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a  question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff –  grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat  patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To  which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God,  Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?”

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Reply #4994 on: February 09, 2024, 04:44:47 PM
 :emot_rotf: :emot_clap: WOO

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Reply #4995 on: February 09, 2024, 05:09:09 PM
Brilliant😂🤣💯woo as well



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Reply #4996 on: February 14, 2024, 03:32:38 AM
Hear about the skeleton couple that broke up?

Their hearts weren't in it.   :facepalm:

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Reply #4997 on: February 14, 2024, 04:06:36 AM
What do you call it when a dinosaur breaks wind?



A blast from the.past. :D

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Reply #4998 on: February 15, 2024, 12:22:49 PM


Everyone at the Autopsy Club is so excited they can hardly stand it.

Tonight is open Mike night.




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Reply #4999 on: February 15, 2024, 04:08:47 PM
Groan… Give you a woo.

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