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Offline thetaxmancometh

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on: March 30, 2013, 06:25:21 PM
Any suggestions? Decided to spice things up :p


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Reply #1 on: March 30, 2013, 10:06:13 PM

The 'Fleshlight forums' have a number of threads and FAQs on choosing the right toy,

https://forums.fleshlight.com/forum.php

I can't comment on the suitability for you, though.  All of 'em that I've looked at had a tiny hole the size of a pencil, and unless that shit is WILDLY stretchy it flat ain't gonna fit me.  The only take on various models that I read was that the interiors that give "the real feel" aren't nearly as popular as the ones that give maximum stimulation.

Different models fit different guys, and they don't spec the sizes very well there.  You can mix and match the interiors against the exteriors, but I'd suggest reading a LOT there before you make a choice.

Any suggestions you get from the guys here are gonna be their own experience with their own cock size.  Your mileage WILL vary.

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Reply #2 on: March 31, 2013, 12:34:26 AM

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.

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Reply #3 on: March 31, 2013, 01:14:39 AM
Seriously?

Men really WILL fuck ANYTHING! :emot_laughing:


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Reply #4 on: March 31, 2013, 03:55:30 AM

Hells yeah!  Gia, I'd hump your leg if you'd hold still long enough! :emot_bigokay:

... hitting me on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper sure spoils the mood, though.

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Reply #5 on: March 31, 2013, 06:01:04 AM
Quote from: Gia1978 on March 31, 2013, 01:14:39 AM
Seriously?

Men really WILL fuck ANYTHING! :emot_laughing:

It gets bonus points for not talking back or otherwise being a pain in the ass.   ;-)


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Reply #6 on: March 31, 2013, 06:25:34 PM
Were those batteries (that were quickly removed) from the materials needed shot?


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Reply #7 on: March 31, 2013, 06:51:57 PM
Quote from: Partner on March 31, 2013, 06:01:04 AM
Quote from: Gia1978 on March 31, 2013, 01:14:39 AM
Seriously?

Men really WILL fuck ANYTHING! :emot_laughing:

It gets bonus points for not talking back or otherwise being a pain in the ass.   ;-)
and for not asking if i look fat in this


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Reply #8 on: March 31, 2013, 08:03:24 PM
And they can't tell you they think they are pregnant. LOL

Nor are they ever on their period......

I think I could go for a machine....Was wondering if there was ever going to be one commercially made.


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Reply #9 on: March 31, 2013, 09:16:50 PM
Goid masturbation is the result of a good imagination!


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Reply #10 on: April 01, 2013, 12:06:49 PM
LOL....OMG!!!!
Was that Instructional Video actually real or a joke??
Way to funny!!!
You guys actually do silly shit like that??
LOL...
LOL...
LOL...


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Reply #11 on: April 01, 2013, 04:41:15 PM
We don't have the option of using any phallic shapped item like a hairbrush, finger, or vegetable :p


Oh, and guys will fuck anything   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #12 on: April 01, 2013, 04:43:07 PM
Quote from: thetaxmancometh on April 01, 2013, 04:41:15 PM
We don't have the option of using any phallic shaped item like a hairbrush, finger, or vegetable :p

I got a feeling Janus would argue that with you


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Reply #13 on: April 01, 2013, 04:44:22 PM
No idea who Janus is but there is no arguement. I said something so it is obviously correct.

Obviously.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #14 on: April 01, 2013, 10:20:57 PM
A friend of mine loves the meiki onaholes. The anatomy on some of them is just crazy detailed.


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Reply #15 on: April 01, 2013, 10:22:08 PM
Quote from: thetaxmancometh on April 01, 2013, 04:44:22 PM
No idea who Janus is but there is no arguement. I said something so it is obviously correct.

Obviously.  :emot_kiss:

Post #9 above. You need to check out some of his older posts about sex. Lots of info there.


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Reply #16 on: April 02, 2013, 12:08:38 AM
Quote from: toeinh20 on April 01, 2013, 10:52:25 PM
Quote from: coacheric on April 01, 2013, 04:43:07 PM
Quote from: thetaxmancometh on April 01, 2013, 04:41:15 PM
We don't have the option of using any phallic shaped item like a hairbrush, finger, or vegetable :p

I got a feeling Janus would argue that with you

Eric would too, but easier to use Janus as a straw man.  ;)

 :emot_laughing:


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Reply #17 on: April 02, 2013, 03:40:23 AM
Quote from: thetaxmancometh on April 01, 2013, 04:41:15 PM
We don't have the option of using any phallic shaped item like a hairbrush, finger, or vegetable...

O Rly?

Not quite a Vegetable...

Four fingers + thumb...


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Reply #18 on: April 19, 2013, 05:04:37 PM
Fleshlight, nothing else compares, that is not real or illegal...

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Reply #19 on: May 03, 2013, 01:53:04 PM
As it is National Masturbation Month.....I thought I'd try to find some products that would be fun for the fellas.

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