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Reply #80 on: February 05, 2012, 06:07:42 AM

I laughed out loud when I saw this one...

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Reply #81 on: June 13, 2012, 10:53:23 AM
I'm sure this has been asked loads of times before but now I'm asking it again.

Can anyone recommend a first dildo or vibe for someone who has never used one before?

Clearly I'm not looking for 10" black monsters here just something small and effective. The sort of thing you keep handy for those private moments alone.

Girls, this is a chance to tell me all about your favourite toy and how you like to use it.

You're not inferior - It's just that everyone else is better than you.


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Reply #82 on: June 13, 2012, 11:32:38 AM



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Reply #83 on: June 13, 2012, 11:50:51 AM
Thanks bexy

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Reply #84 on: June 13, 2012, 02:36:02 PM
The link that Bexy provided has lots and lots of good choices.  What you might want to consider is the two of you going online and choosing one together, me and hubby have fun doing that. 



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Reply #85 on: June 13, 2012, 04:42:39 PM
The link that Bexy provided has lots and lots of good choices.  What you might want to consider is the two of you going online and choosing one together, me and hubby have fun doing that. 


TinyDancer's advice is very sound. This is just my opinion, but this can be an extremely dicey situation, perhaps akin to buying a woman lingerie. Though your intentions may be good, think first about what she will feel about your buying this for her, how she will interpret the gesture, and the like. That's why you'll be best served by discussing it with her beforehand.

As you, "Girls, this is a chance to tell me all about your favourite toy and how you like to use it," well, nice try...





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Reply #86 on: June 13, 2012, 05:36:51 PM
Thanks for the warning. This isn't one of those sexy undies things there is a practical purpose and it will be a mutual decision.

I just wanted to make sure we made the right purchase.

As you, "Girls, this is a chance to tell me all about your favourite toy and how you like to use it," well, nice try...

Don't ask - don't get... Sure you don't want to share anything?   ;D

You're not inferior - It's just that everyone else is better than you.


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Reply #87 on: June 14, 2012, 02:37:42 AM
I never share my toys.

I will get a separate one for my gf to use together, but what's mine is mine, and what's yours is yours.

And I share stories only when I feel safe with that person. There are just too many things that could get around.

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Reply #88 on: June 14, 2012, 03:00:16 AM
I'm sure this has been asked loads of times before but now I'm asking it again.

Can anyone recommend a first dildo or vibe for someone who has never used one before?

Clearly I'm not looking for 10" black monsters here just something small and effective. The sort of thing you keep handy for those private moments alone.

Girls, this is a chance to tell me all about your favourite toy and how you like to use it.

Make a weekend of it.

Travel as a couple to New York, or San Francisco, or research another city with good sex shops, and ask the clerk about sizes, and to explain and demonstrate some of their toys.

Don't ask the guy making change for the video machines, but the one behind the counter with the 'biker' wallet chained to her belt.

Your wife will appreciate you thinking about her, I am certain.

Surprise her!

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but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Reply #89 on: June 14, 2012, 03:14:12 AM

Don't ask - don't get... Sure you don't want to share anything?   ;D


There is a line Prof -- and you just crossed it. Fair warning...





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Reply #90 on: June 14, 2012, 09:18:25 AM
There is a line Prof -- and you just crossed it. Fair warning...

My most sincere apologies - no offence was intended.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2012, 09:26:40 AM by prof »

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Reply #91 on: June 14, 2012, 09:22:13 AM

Don't ask - don't get...

Exactamundo. This is an adult discussion board, you can ask anything that doesn't violate the board rules.



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Reply #92 on: June 14, 2012, 03:22:14 PM

Don't ask - don't get...

Exactamundo. This is an adult discussion board, you can ask anything that doesn't violate the board rules.



I haven't the slightest disagreement. But you didn't quote the entire line -- which he wrote after I had already politely turned down his initial request:


Don't ask - don't get... Sure you don't want to share anything?   ;D


THAT'S where my objection lies...







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Reply #93 on: June 14, 2012, 05:23:54 PM

Don't ask - don't get...

Exactamundo. This is an adult discussion board, you can ask anything that doesn't violate the board rules.



I haven't the slightest disagreement. But you didn't quote the entire line -- which he wrote after I had already politely turned down his initial request:


Don't ask - don't get... Sure you don't want to share anything?   ;D


THAT'S where my objection lies...


Fair enough I made a jokey comment that deserved a slap and you gave me one. Nothing wrong in that.

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Reply #94 on: June 16, 2012, 03:29:48 PM
Just seen Gia's new avatar:



Guess I got my wish!

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Reply #95 on: February 19, 2013, 06:28:42 AM
I bought a few toys for my last relationship.  Used 1 but have 3 others that never had a chance to try including the WeVibe. 

Looking for opinions, is it a faux pas to introduce the unused ones to future relations?

Where do I dispose of them properly?



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Reply #96 on: February 19, 2013, 06:31:08 AM
Hmm, that's a tough one. I don't see much of an issue with introducing the unused ones, however others may see it as something like giving her a ring you used to propose to the last girl with if you know what I mean. That's a pretty iffy territory.



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Reply #97 on: February 19, 2013, 07:01:43 AM
fresh start= fresh toys  , my 3 cents



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Reply #98 on: February 19, 2013, 07:06:16 AM
The bitch of it is.... The WeVibe is bad-assed and is remote controlled. Lol  Hate to chunk the $70.



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Reply #99 on: February 19, 2013, 07:09:20 AM
craigs list  :D
just joking ........... maybe