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Offline terra_lays

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Reply #260 on: February 17, 2010, 09:22:56 AM

I know its annoying....but.... :-[

My life feels empty without someone in me.

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Reply #261 on: February 17, 2010, 11:55:56 AM
Quote from: terra_lays on February 17, 2010, 09:22:56 AM

I know its annoying....but.... :-[

Its not quaranteted anymore that if you get a degree you will get a job. Even docters arnt affored that luxery anymore.

Late at night you are walking and you see a floating light and you think huh. You keep walking and see me just standing there blank faced.

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Reply #262 on: February 17, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
I'm confused; did you masturbate to the song or the girl in the commercial?

I'm here to meet like minded people and talk about all the wonderful naughty and fun things we can think of. Come say hi. I am very open to talk about anything.

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Reply #263 on: February 18, 2010, 07:48:52 AM
omg lol. the girl

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Reply #264 on: February 18, 2010, 08:15:40 AM
Quote from: terra_lays on February 18, 2010, 07:48:52 AM
omg lol. the girl


I knew what you meant. I was teasing you.  :D

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Reply #265 on: February 19, 2010, 03:17:51 AM
Ive pretty much memorized the song though :emot_laughing:

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Reply #266 on: February 19, 2010, 05:47:10 AM
Hard to believe that the woman who personified an era of sexual repression and
frumpiness was quite a hottie in her younger days.  Here's Queen Victoria at age 24.



OK, so I haven't really waxed my wick to this but she's pretty damn hot imho.

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Reply #267 on: February 19, 2010, 11:25:42 PM
Mate, you're confusing that with a photograph. If you're a royal artist, you're not going to make her look ugly now are you? Or else you could find yourself having very little to do for the rest of your life, even in the nineteenth century.


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Reply #268 on: February 20, 2010, 01:32:36 AM
Dude, I know the difference between a painting and photo!  The enduring image we
have of Queen Victoria as a stern-faced old frump is because that's what she was by
the time photography had become commonplace.  When this portrait was done in 1843,
photography was barely in it's infancy.  And hard as it may be to believe, Victoria was
an attractive, vibrant young woman at one time.  At least that's the "public image"
this portrait was meant to convey.  Note the bare shoulders, tussled hair and "carefree"
facial expression.  Not the prim & proper, stiff upper-lipped reserve we associate with
the later "Victorian Era."
« Last Edit: February 20, 2010, 01:51:09 AM by maidboy »

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Reply #269 on: February 20, 2010, 03:27:29 AM
omg. All them petticoats (?) I never had one and on sunny days, wear panties. Hee hee.

one of the originals

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Reply #270 on: February 20, 2010, 04:41:23 PM
A very unflattering photo indeed!  Childbirth was hell in them days.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2010, 12:03:30 AM by maidboy »

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Reply #271 on: February 20, 2010, 11:35:20 PM
please delete, thanks!
« Last Edit: February 21, 2010, 12:02:04 AM by maidboy »

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Reply #272 on: February 20, 2010, 11:44:50 PM
Quote from: maidboy on February 20, 2010, 11:35:20 PM
While I'm going through this strokage through the history kick, here are the ladies
of my avatar...The Three Graces, by 18th century Italian sculptor Antonio Canova.
This sculpture alternates between the Victoria & Albert Museum in London and the
Scottish National Gallery in Edinburgh.



I was at the SNG admiring these marble ladies and felt the bulge in my pants growing.
I did my best to hide my "condition" as I continued gawking at them like a schoolboy.
Then I noticed two middle aged Italian women holding hands who were admiring the
sculpture as well.  One of them noticed me and put her hand over her mouth to hide
her laughter.  I smiled back at them, took a bow and politely moved on.


hey maid boy y dont you start a thread of Art like this. For men and women.

Late at night you are walking and you see a floating light and you think huh. You keep walking and see me just standing there blank faced.

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Reply #273 on: February 20, 2010, 11:57:00 PM
Quote from: DanteDC on February 20, 2010, 11:44:50 PM
hey maid boy y dont you start a thread of Art like this. For men and women.

Good idea!  I'll do just that.  Sorry for getting carried away there.  I can try & delete
the last two but leave Queen Victoria up if that's OK?  Cheers, MB

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Reply #274 on: February 21, 2010, 03:44:33 PM
COMPLAINTS RECEIVED

Sorry, I removed the girl depicted appears to be underage.  According to US law, even pictures of fully clothed children on a site like this can be determined to be child pornography.

This particular picture might rate a 4-5 on the 10 point COPINE Scale (a European standard) which is deliberately posed pictures of children fully clothed, partially clothed or naked (where the amount, context and organisation suggests sexual interest).

Please refrain from posting such images in the future.

Should you know the model's name and can show that her age is 18 or older, I will restore the picture.

Thanks - Emily
« Last Edit: February 24, 2010, 09:38:04 AM by Emily »


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Reply #275 on: February 21, 2010, 04:23:34 PM


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Reply #276 on: February 21, 2010, 10:14:07 PM
Quote from: CPKD on February 21, 2010, 04:23:34 PM


No matter how beutiuful pussy is would not want it on the face. Scared the crap outta me.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2010, 10:42:57 PM by DanteDC »

Late at night you are walking and you see a floating light and you think huh. You keep walking and see me just standing there blank faced.

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Reply #277 on: February 22, 2010, 09:47:51 PM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #278 on: February 22, 2010, 09:53:29 PM
Quote from: RopeFiend on February 22, 2010, 09:47:51 PM

Nice tattooed lady - If only she'd put the chainsaw down...


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Reply #279 on: February 22, 2010, 10:00:27 PM
I agree, martin.  The chainsaw is hiding what seems to be some of her finer attributes.

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