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Reply #2040 on: January 30, 2022, 01:45:31 PM
I wasn't very tired last night because I fell asleep about 8pm while we sat down to watch the television. 

When Dan woke me to go to bed, I wasn't very tired and got on KB.  I read my comment about masturbating for him to watch and figured I could get in the mood.  So I read a story here, looked at a picture there, read some more, then ended up on back on pictures mainly girl on girls and there I got  in my rhythm.

Dan was asleep by this time so I made some fake noises to awaken him. When he did, I acted "caught" in the act and said I was sorry. He smiled and sat up thinking he was going to get to partake. I told him I just wanted to play by myself for a moment, which I didn't but I know he would like hearing me say that.  He responded by telling me to turn on the light so he could watch, instead of just the glow from the iPad.  Of course I complied. I still had on my pj's and without asking he had me lean forward and lifted my tank top off, then reached forward and wiggled my underwear off.  He sat between my spread legs as my finger found home again. The images I scrolled slowly past were getting the job done, but there was one picture that I had come across earlier that I wanted to be looking at when I had my O. I switched to that tab I had left open earlier and I looked at the subject and imagined being there, imagined her taking that picture. I was staring at that picture when my body was rocked by a nice O, while Dan watched. 

Whew, what a wonderful picture.

When I recovered, I noticed Dan's boxers were in danger of having a hole poked through them. So I rolled over and got my knees under me, ass up chest down. As we were making love, I suggested I might deserve a spanking for masturbating.  The first slap landed before I finished the sentence. My bottom is still a bit red this morning. 
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Reply #2041 on: January 30, 2022, 02:04:55 PM
Woo Miss Julie. That was hot.  :emot_wow:

Thank you.  >:D<
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Reply #2042 on: January 30, 2022, 02:11:21 PM
Nice story Jules, as usual. I understand why you chose the picture you did. No doubt there's been many other KBers who've gotten off to pictures of this lovely lady. She's such a "good girl". ;D

Glad you let Dan finish. Hope the redness has faded by now. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2043 on: January 30, 2022, 03:48:28 PM
That was a very spicy retelling, and I didn't click the link to after it read everything. I can honestly say that I was not expecting that. Color me beet red and surprised 😳



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Reply #2044 on: January 30, 2022, 04:05:03 PM
I think I was hid by the me-me-me syndrome when I responded to miss Julie's post :facepalm:



So I moved the  me-me-me part here:

It was my GF, Tina, I looked at the last time I masturbated. and it was her I masturbated in the shower. She was a little surprised that I was so turned on again, so soon, but She didn't resist and we ended up in bed, wetting all the sheets.  :gay:

Breakfast became brunch again.  :emot_posteroops:

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Reply #2045 on: January 30, 2022, 04:05:07 PM
No, no Shiela. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2046 on: January 30, 2022, 04:27:53 PM
Woo to MJ and Shiela  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #2047 on: January 30, 2022, 04:34:34 PM
I love shower sex. Definitely number one on top ten places to do it, but I could never go straight into bed. Sheets get wet enough as is, I don't need to bring extra water in with me.

No, no Shiela. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.  :emot_kiss:
I love it when men say they do it, but I'll never get used to hearing it from women.



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Reply #2048 on: January 30, 2022, 04:44:17 PM
I love shower sex. Definitely number one on top ten places to do it, but I could never go straight into bed. Sheets get wet enough as is, I don't need to bring extra water in with me.


I didn't think it was water that made the sheets wet  :aol_doubledildo:

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Reply #2049 on: January 30, 2022, 06:57:08 PM
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I didn't think it was water that made the sheets wet  :aol_doubledildo:


That's the good thing about being in love and a little crazy. We don't overthink things. :gay:   and the sheets needed to be changed anyway.  :emot_blush:



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Reply #2050 on: January 30, 2022, 07:07:12 PM
Just saw the double dildo emoji. Brought back memories. Wife/Mistress loved to straddle me on the bed. She'd use one end to pleasure herself, then jam that end into my mouth while she moistened the other end with her womanly juices. She'd keep flipping the dildo around until she was satisfied, leaving me with her taste in my mouth and a sore jaw.

Ah, those were the days. ;D

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Reply #2051 on: January 30, 2022, 07:29:25 PM
Just saw the double dildo emoji. Brought back memories. Wife/Mistress loved to straddle me on the bed. She'd use one end to pleasure herself, then jam that end into my mouth while she moistened the other end with her womanly juices. She'd keep flipping the dildo around until she was satisfied, leaving me with her taste in my mouth and a sore jaw.

Ah, those were the days. ;D

Sounds like you had a good time.  :sign_pornostar:

Sometimes English language is a hard one.  Or maybe I'm just :emot_blond: When I saw the " then jam that end into my mouth while she moistened the other end with her womanly juices." part, I managed to use to or three seconds thinking "how considered of her," before I realized that it had nothing to do with berries.  :facepalm:



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Reply #2052 on: January 30, 2022, 07:33:53 PM
[quote author=Bell

Sometimes English language is a hard one.  Or maybe I'm just :emot_blond: When I saw the " then jam that end into my mouth while she moistened the other end with her womanly juices." part, I managed to use to or three seconds thinking "how considered of her," before I realized that it had nothing to do with berries.  :facepalm:
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Understandable Bell. Don't worry, you're doing great. I'll just add this about our double dildo play. It was berry berry juicy. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2053 on: January 30, 2022, 08:00:20 PM
I love it when men say they do it, but I'll never get used to hearing it from women.

Guess you're so good at pleasing that you inspire absolutely everyone to an orgasm or two  :emot_kiss:

...or twenty. Or more? I lost count in my case  :emot_laughing:

Sorry  :facepalm:



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Reply #2054 on: February 14, 2022, 12:08:57 AM
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Reply #2055 on: February 14, 2022, 12:36:36 AM
You are looking at nothing or are you temporarily blinded because of masturbating?  ;D ;D

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Reply #2056 on: February 14, 2022, 01:29:25 AM
Shiela's post has left CT typeless. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2057 on: February 14, 2022, 02:11:03 AM
I had joked that we could lock the thread, because Shiela's Sunday was obviously now the only logical answer to the question in the thread title. But that seemed a teensie tinesie bit over the top 😅



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Reply #2058 on: February 14, 2022, 03:07:02 PM
I thought maybe his hands had cramped up and he was trying to use his nose to type.



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Reply #2059 on: February 14, 2022, 03:16:06 PM
That as well. Time to find a frozen bag of peas for Junior  ;D