KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

News:

What I looked at the last time I masturbated.

Prometheus · 352722

« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110   Go Down

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Writers Bloque

  • 2022 KB Erotica Writer of the Year
  • Total freak
  • *****
    • Posts: 977
    • Woos/Boos: +193/-4
    • Gender: Male
  • You would think anything this fun would be illegal
Reply #2060 on: February 15, 2022, 08:46:47 PM
Two Herm's spitroasting a woman. An old vid from my skin bin. Had to clean the old boy out because I can't prove it, but someone was filching my old mags, but not the vhs tapes. Missing copies of penthouse forums and playboys. Not upset though, whoever took them must have a health sex drive, but damn, put them back at least.

View a list of all my stories here

To taste Heaven, one must play in Hell.

Offline Pornhubby

  • POY 2013
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 6,640
    • Woos/Boos: +1289/-24
  • Ph.D in Perversity a/k/a_ToeinH2O
Reply #2061 on: February 19, 2022, 04:49:11 AM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,792
    • Woos/Boos: +2962/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #2062 on: March 06, 2022, 05:20:06 PM
The small window of the sauna at my gym this morning. My new workout friend didn't show, and the rain and cold made me want to sweat it out in a sauna. I got quite handsy with myself and watched people walk by while I fiddled my slit skiddle.


Offline Clitical Thinking

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,141
    • Woos/Boos: +431/-17
    • Gender: Male
Reply #2063 on: March 06, 2022, 06:27:16 PM
Shiela getting in touch with her hole-ly spirit on a fine Sunday morning  ;D


Offline Asmodel

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,160
    • Woos/Boos: +0/-1164
    • Gender: Male
Reply #2064 on: March 06, 2022, 07:17:13 PM


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,792
    • Woos/Boos: +2962/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #2065 on: March 08, 2022, 01:46:12 AM


Offline Pornhubby

  • POY 2013
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 6,640
    • Woos/Boos: +1289/-24
  • Ph.D in Perversity a/k/a_ToeinH2O
Reply #2066 on: March 08, 2022, 02:06:49 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2022, 01:46:12 AM
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f7268a27ab3b

O around the 7 minute mark

I want to have an “O around the 7 minute mark” too. Not because of anything in the vid, which is hot, but because I’d love to watch you shake your legs. I bet it’s worth the price of admission.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


Offline Dadw420

  • New Pervert
  • *
    • Posts: 25
    • Woos/Boos: +13/-0
    • Gender: Male
  • Fun and openminded bi dad/stepdad.
Reply #2067 on: March 08, 2022, 02:19:10 AM
Yum!


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,792
    • Woos/Boos: +2962/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #2068 on: March 08, 2022, 02:25:02 AM
I can honestly say, that I dont ever think I've giving myself a leg shaking orgasm. I usually lock up, but I dont think I've ever shaken.

However, I'm thinking I'd shake hard enough to register on a Richter scale riding you huge dick Love💋
« Last Edit: March 08, 2022, 04:11:47 AM by Shiela_M »


Offline Pornhubby

  • POY 2013
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 6,640
    • Woos/Boos: +1289/-24
  • Ph.D in Perversity a/k/a_ToeinH2O
Reply #2069 on: March 08, 2022, 03:59:42 AM
Hoping you squeal like a barnyard animal. I love a gal who lets me know just how much she is enjoying the ride. Fuck daddy hard. I know how much you love to mash that clitty of yours.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


Offline Hilda

  • Total freak
  • *****
    • Posts: 771
    • Woos/Boos: +288/-1
  • Granny Takes a Trip
Reply #2070 on: March 08, 2022, 04:35:18 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 08, 2022, 03:59:42 AM
Hoping you squeal like a barnyard animal. I love a gal who lets me know just how much she is enjoying the ride. Fuck daddy hard. I know how much you love to mash that clitty of yours.

'Squealing' is something I associate with Japanese porn. The men take the lead and the women squeal. I often wonder if it's a cultural thing --- what's expected of women.

You are just a thought that someone, somewhere, somehow feels you should be here.

Offline Pornhubby

  • POY 2013
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 6,640
    • Woos/Boos: +1289/-24
  • Ph.D in Perversity a/k/a_ToeinH2O
Reply #2071 on: March 08, 2022, 04:40:44 AM
I like an audience. Wake the neighbors up.  ;D

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,792
    • Woos/Boos: +2962/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #2072 on: March 08, 2022, 04:43:19 AM
Quote from: Hilda on March 08, 2022, 04:35:18 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 08, 2022, 03:59:42 AM
Hoping you squeal like a barnyard animal. I love a gal who lets me know just how much she is enjoying the ride. Fuck daddy hard. I know how much you love to mash that clitty of yours.

'Squealing' is something I associate with Japanese porn. The men take the lead and the women squeal. I often wonder if it's a cultural thing --- what's expected of women.

Oh my god, one of the thing  I fear is that I sound like those women. Ive seen only a few Japanese porn videos, and I assume it has to be something with their porn industry, but I find them very shrill and annoying. I wouldn't doubt that you're correct love. Culture.

Quote from: Pornhubby on March 08, 2022, 04:40:44 AM
I like an audience. Wake the neighbors up.  ;D

Those awkward looks in the morning... 😳


Offline Clitical Thinking

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,141
    • Woos/Boos: +431/-17
    • Gender: Male
Reply #2073 on: March 08, 2022, 05:36:22 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2022, 04:43:19 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 08, 2022, 04:40:44 AM
I like an audience. Wake the neighbors up.  ;D

Those awkward looks in the morning... 😳

Awkward? The wife is simply thinking she wishes she were more like you, and the husband is simply thinking he wishes his wife were more like you  :emot_laughing:

Edit: Yes, Japanese porn is really annoying because of the sound. Aside from the squealing women, the men like to slurp when they are going down on a woman.  :facepalm:


Offline staci

  • KB Pervert of the Year 2023
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,831
    • Woos/Boos: +1848/-28
    • Gender: Female
Reply #2074 on: March 08, 2022, 05:37:40 AM
Japanese women are always doing dishes or on their knees wiping the floor. Then the doorbell rings, they jump up and say “Hai”

one of the originals

Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,792
    • Woos/Boos: +2962/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #2075 on: March 08, 2022, 05:51:50 AM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on March 08, 2022, 05:36:22 AM
Awkward? The wife is simply thinking she wishes she were more like you, and the husband is simply thinking he wishes his wife were more like you  :emot_laughing:

Maybe in the movies, but in reality, I get the "bitch you need to shut up. Our son can hear you"... look.


Offline Clitical Thinking

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,141
    • Woos/Boos: +431/-17
    • Gender: Male
Reply #2076 on: March 08, 2022, 06:22:56 AM
"Our son can hear you, and I don't want to deal with even more crusty socks around the house"

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:


Offline Asmodel

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,160
    • Woos/Boos: +0/-1164
    • Gender: Male
Reply #2077 on: March 08, 2022, 06:24:53 AM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on March 08, 2022, 06:22:56 AM
"Our son can hear you, and I don't want to deal with even more crusty socks around the house"

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: woo


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,792
    • Woos/Boos: +2962/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #2078 on: March 08, 2022, 06:27:04 AM
KB rules... I'm uncomfortable...


Offline Clitical Thinking

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,141
    • Woos/Boos: +431/-17
    • Gender: Male
Reply #2079 on: March 08, 2022, 06:29:50 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2022, 06:27:04 AM
KB rules... I'm uncomfortable...

Son is 20 and too lazy to do his own laundry  ;D


Pages: 1 ... 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110   Go Up
« previous next »