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Offline AB-2007

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on: June 21, 2009, 12:59:11 AM
The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys

As an example of the things on this website: how about a pigtail butt plug!

 

For really disturbing sex toys:

http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

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Reply #1 on: June 21, 2009, 04:00:40 AM
WOW - that was a really fun read... My pick for most disturbing is the ORCA cock.... Really? You wanna fuck a killer whale? However if you look in my blog I posted the iVibe back on May 21, 2008... I never got it, but I bet it would be great! I still think listening to Ramstein's Du Hast with that in my butt would be AWESOME! Also, a +1 for AB-2007 cause he brightened my day!


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Reply #2 on: June 21, 2009, 12:06:25 PM

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Reply #3 on: June 21, 2009, 05:49:53 PM
OMG! Is that you Gia? You are simply marvelous, marvelously HOT. Anyway getting to the subject at hand: I personally like the pig tailed butt plug. Now when someones asks that one "squeal like a pig": one can add a touch of realism ;D


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Reply #4 on: June 22, 2009, 12:02:54 AM
And to go along with that, they also have "The 10 Most Terrifying Sex Guides"

http://www.cracked.com/article_16357_10-most-terrifying-guides-sex.html

However, they seem to have accidentally overlooked one of the books I have:  ;D



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Reply #5 on: June 22, 2009, 05:21:16 AM
Quote from: hot joe on June 21, 2009, 05:49:53 PM
OMG! Is that you Gia?

Is whom me, darling? I don't know who you are referring to. The picture that pans down in my sig below is really me... I don't post my face on here - ever.

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Reply #6 on: June 22, 2009, 05:11:50 PM
Quote from: Gia1978 on June 21, 2009, 04:00:40 AM
WOW - that was a really fun read... My pick for most disturbing is the ORCA cock.... Really? You wanna fuck a killer whale? However if you look in my blog I posted the iVibe back on May 21, 2008... I never got it, but I bet it would be great! I still think listening to Ramstein's Du Hast with that in my butt would be AWESOME! Also, a +1 for AB-2007 cause he brightened my day!

It is not that all I want to do is put my cock in a woman's butt, but damn if hearing a woman talk about it is not fucking HOT!
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Reply #7 on: July 03, 2009, 01:25:49 AM
I have to say that two or three of those in these lists are quite fun to play with - the  anal dildos. But they left out one I've seen that seem fearsome - a rubber horse cock. Ouch.


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Reply #8 on: July 11, 2009, 07:03:22 AM
Wow, very interesting reading indeed. The Houdini Locking Steel Cock Chastity scares the crap out of me. The Hot Seat Inflatable Cushion Vibe is quite tempting, however, and the Area 51 Love Doll cracked me up...if I had a penis, that would be on my list for sure.  :D

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