Sex => Sex talk => Topic started by: Gina Marie on July 29, 2007, 01:49:24 AM
Title: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Gina Marie on July 29, 2007, 01:49:24 AM
Although I am not a big blond fan, I really dig Amy Smart... something about her just juices my puss puss up like only Dee Dee or a few others really can!
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 29, 2007, 06:15:25 AM
Eddie:
Lindsay Lohan (in a rare sober moment) - EW-A!
Paris Hilton (only if she were gagged) - 2x EWWW-AAAA!
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Post by: kinkyangel on July 29, 2007, 06:51:06 AM
hehe gia what are you trying to do to me?? please don't stop! :-*
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 29, 2007, 07:22:41 AM
I will tell you what i'd like to do.... spread those smooth, silky thighs, then wrap my lips around your beautiful pussy and suck you till you fill my mouth with your juice!
...interested?
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Post by: kinkyangel on July 29, 2007, 07:25:00 AM
umm..no, no..that would be um..horrible *quickly slides under Gia and spreads legs*
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 29, 2007, 07:28:05 AM
*SLURP SLURP SUCK SUCK GULP GULP*
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Post by: kinkyangel on July 29, 2007, 07:33:00 AM
while you're busy slurping *mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm* you should bring your sweet puss puss over to my tongue;) :P
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 29, 2007, 07:36:19 AM
well swing around baby and we can *SLURP SLURP* continue this discussion... Mmmmmm *GULP* sweet and juicy! :P
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 29, 2007, 07:46:52 AM
BTW - have you seen Christina Ricci's breast reduction... it's not a bad job.
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Post by: kinkyangel on July 29, 2007, 07:48:27 AM
:P hehe so when are you going to come move to my bed? I'll make sure to feed you ;) at least 3 times a day :-*
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Post by: LegLover on July 29, 2007, 10:58:49 PM
Kate Beckinsale, the most beautiful woman in the world!
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Post by: Psymon on July 30, 2007, 07:27:59 AM
i second the Kate Beckinsale. I would hit that repeatedly. ;D
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Post by: LoadBlown on July 30, 2007, 08:33:13 AM
Celebrities who can stay in my bed: Catherine Zeta Jones: I hate chick flicks, but, the ones that have her can pass as halfway decent...
The Wreckers (Michelle Branch & Jessica Harp): I saw them live yesterday with Keith Urban (get tickets if you can... Gia, you may need spare panties and a mop) and they're as hot as their music... and I'd let 'em practice in my bedroom any day
Cameron Diaz- She's so quirky and hot... deadly combo to say the least
Taylor Swift- Ok, so she's not legal until December... I can wait for that
(I'll add more as I think of more)
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Post by: LegLover on July 30, 2007, 11:53:35 PM
Ingrid Bergman - If I'd lived sixty five years ago!
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 31, 2007, 12:04:30 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by: eddie73 on July 31, 2007, 02:24:58 AM
Without a doubt. You've got style, Leg, and so did she.
Celebrities who can stay in my bed: Catherine Zeta Jones: I hate chick flicks, but, the ones that have her can pass as halfway decent...
The Wreckers (Michelle Branch & Jessica Harp): I saw them live yesterday with Keith Urban (get tickets if you can... Gia, you may need spare panties and a mop) and they're as hot as their music... and I'd let 'em practice in my bedroom any day
Cameron Diaz- She's so quirky and hot... deadly combo to say the least
Taylor Swift- Ok, so she's not legal until December... I can wait for that
(I'll add more as I think of more)
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 31, 2007, 10:47:24 AM
Michelle Branch & Jessica Harp... FOOKIN 'ELL! I could party with them! I have yet to hear their music, but I gotta tell ya, I am a ROCK CHICK! I listen to Jazz as well and a little classical... but, being an LA girl, I don't really do the Cuntry & Western thang... My daddy (not Grm, my Biological dad) raised me as a Beatles fan... so there ya go...
Taylor Swift... Mmmmmm yummy.... legal in December, eh? Has anyone written a Celeb story about her? I would read it! I love that today's female POP stars would make great nude models! Ya know?
~Gia1978
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Post by: LegLover on July 31, 2007, 04:12:09 PM
Ingrid Bergman - If I'd lived sixty five years ago!
Thanks, Eddie - I don't call myself LegLover for nothing, you know!
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Post by: horny4life on July 31, 2007, 08:18:29 PM
HMM,
Jaime Lee Pressly Lucy Liu Roselyn Sanchez Pink Hillary Duff Liz Vicious Nina Hartley Kate Beckinsale Peter North Hot blonde pornstar in the music video "Controversy" by Future Tiny Wave - anyone who knows the name of this blonde hottie please share.
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Post by: LoadBlown on August 01, 2007, 12:01:57 AM
Michelle Branch & Jessica Harp... FOOKIN 'ELL! I could party with them! I have yet to hear their music, but I gotta tell ya, I am a ROCK CHICK! I listen to Jazz as well and a little classical... but, being an LA girl, I don't really do the Cuntry & Western thang... My daddy (not Grm, my Biological dad) raised me as a Beatles fan... so there ya go...
Taylor Swift... Mmmmmm yummy.... legal in December, eh? Has anyone written a Celeb story about her? I would read it! I love that today's female POP stars would make great nude models! Ya know?
~Gia1978
Heh... once I see Taylor Swift live I'm sure I'll die a happier man than if I died today even better if I meet her and man your comments have got my mind rolling into some pretty steamy situations
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 01, 2007, 02:46:22 AM
Jaime Lee Pressly Lucy Liu Roselyn Sanchez Pink Hillary Duff Liz Vicious Nina Hartley Kate Beckinsale Peter North Hot blonde pornstar in the music video "Controversy" by Future Tiny Wave - anyone who knows the name of this blonde hottie please share.
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Post by: LegLover on August 01, 2007, 03:34:00 AM
Is it just the photo or does she have star shaped nipples?
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 01, 2007, 04:48:29 AM
No, not star shaped... just funky due to a bad tit job. I actually have met and talked with her a few times at a local night club here in LA, and she is actually very nice. I just think she is an average "porn star platinum blond" with a good nose & lip job. What I like about her is she dances really well, (not stripping, just a regular nightclub, that's what we did when we met) and I probably could have fucked her.... but tall blonds are not my thing! :P
I did lick her tattoo for the benefit of a few guys watching us dance tho... he he he.
...alright, I did enjoy that too. You got me.
~Gia1978
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Post by: horny4life on August 01, 2007, 06:25:04 AM
Jesse Jane, wow thanks Gia. AND youv'e met/partied/danced with her?
I thought you rocked before but you are just the cats meow all the way. :)
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 01, 2007, 08:12:42 AM
Yeah... I did hang with her a few times last summer... Her First name is Cindy... I don't recall her last name (I don't think I would post it if I did). And it really ain't no thing, Living here in LA, you get to meet famous people all the time. :o
I did lick her tattoo for the benefit of a few guys watching us dance tho... he he he.
alright, I did enjoy that too. You got me.
~Gia1978
Gia, you're a very naughty girl. Go to my room!
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 02, 2007, 02:18:40 AM
on my way lover... should I bring anything? Lube, gag ball, or perhaps candles to drip hot wax on your chest, while I ride you like a Hobby Horse? :o
~Gia1978
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Post by: LegLover on August 03, 2007, 12:18:13 AM
I don't often admit this but I do love the hot candle wax thing - it's been a while though!
I once made candle wax moulds of an ex-girlfriend's nipples and then filled them with melted chocolate and made chocolate nipples.
She said that it was the most perverted thing she'd ever seen. I said that she'd lived a very sheltered life.
OK, so it's a bit wierd but she then proceeded to tell my sister!
That was years ago and we're not together anymore - can't imagine why!
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Post by: LoadBlown on August 03, 2007, 07:58:42 AM
I have some new ones for you all... (http://www.clive85.com/images/bh/kat.jpg) Kat Von D- Very sexy tattoo artist origionally from the show Miami Ink, now the owner of a LA shop that will be on LA Ink... Gia, you should get a tat so we can see you on this show
Kim Saigh- She's got a more cute look the a sexy form of her face, but, I wouldn't say no to a night with her
Hannah Aitchison- The least stunning of the LA Ink artists, but, nonetheless above par.
Pixie- The final LA Ink female artist... what's there to say except that she's sexy and she's won Fear Factor
Read up on 'em here (http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/la-ink/bios/bios.html)
My order of importance for them: 1. Kat 2. Pixie 3. Kim 4. Hannah
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Post by: eddie73 on August 04, 2007, 03:27:21 AM
What's weird about that. It's a fucking great idea. She has, indeed, lived a very sheltered life.
I don't often admit this but I do love the hot candle wax thing - it's been a while though!
I once made candle wax moulds of an ex-girlfriend's nipples and then filled them with melted chocolate and made chocolate nipples.
She said that it was the most perverted thing she'd ever seen. I said that she'd lived a very sheltered life.
OK, so it's a bit wierd but she then proceeded to tell my sister!
That was years ago and we're not together anymore - can't imagine why!
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Post by: mindu on August 04, 2007, 05:21:25 AM
I think it's a great idea too! Especially if you make the molds & chocolate nipples to give as gifts to those who always wondered how yummy your nipples really are!
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 04, 2007, 09:25:21 AM
Or even better... that nasty, mint-tasting gell that the dentist uses to make a mold of your teeth... (Yah, I had braces for a short time as a teen.) would be really cool! I have seen "making of" stuff on DVD's where they make whole body castings from it!
CHOCOLATE NIPPLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
~Gia1978
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Post by: horny4life on August 05, 2007, 05:33:08 AM
MMMM, chocoalte nipples.
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Post by: Steel_Force on August 06, 2007, 07:55:26 PM
Didnt ee her name and am assuming Im by myself here ..... Ive always had a hard-on for Sandra Bullock ..... So innocent looking and seemingly playful and im sure shes a handful in the sack....
There may be a little bit of dyke in the closet (hey this is a fantasy site ya know)
Hmm, we welcome all possible sexual orientations here without judgement,even male chauvinists ;D, we are just friends sharing our fantasies.
*Edit by Gia to fix color
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Post by: mastdhamaal on August 07, 2007, 01:31:32 PM
Ummn my fav celebrity fuck will be with Salma Hayek, she has got so natural big boobs, i am sure i can give hours to her pussy with my tounge...slurp slurp slurp...ooooh the wetness is so nice.
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Post by: LegLover on August 09, 2007, 12:43:46 AM
Anne Hathaway - the second most beautiful woman in the world. (After Kate Beckinsale)
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Post by: The_PG on August 09, 2007, 10:28:42 AM
A little meat needed from this pic, but i'd still do:
Eddie, I love the idea of a young woman being taken while pregnant. What better tribute to her current condition than to recreate the act that got her there? (Especially with an audience.)
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Post by: prey4me on August 14, 2007, 03:14:01 AM
Here's an imae of Keira that gets me hot!
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 14, 2007, 08:16:18 AM
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Post by: mav on August 14, 2007, 09:29:14 PM
I want to taste Keira's neck and lick the sweat off of her inner arm. Or I will take the girl from 24 -
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Post by: Joram1 on August 14, 2007, 10:12:52 PM
My favorite female would have to be Traci Lords (over 18). I don't really have a male celeb. haven't found one that caught my eye yet.
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 14, 2007, 10:28:53 PM
Really? Over 18?.... all her porn was from, like, 14 to 17.... no? I have a bunch of clips I got from an old BF and she was outta control! I love her banana boobs. And the noises she made when she got fucked... I used to do an impression for my BF while he fucked me! "UH-UH-HUH! UH-UH-HUH!" LOL - He called it the "Traci Triplet"!
~Gia1978
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Post by: mav on August 14, 2007, 11:09:30 PM
I remember seeing the early stuff from Traci Lords. WOW hot stuff and yes, she had a definate style when it came to the fuck noises she would make. I could turn away from the screen and still get heated up. You could tell she was really (not acting) enjoying it - or so my sorry, horny mind thought so.
whats the girl's name from the show 24??? She was also in that soft porn star actress movie - must be the wine killing my memory cells.
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 14, 2007, 11:28:13 PM
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Post by: EazinAlong on August 15, 2007, 12:09:00 AM
Gwyneth Paltrow. Hands down. Knees down. The whole nine yards. Sorry I don't have photos to post, too. I felt a shudder when she exposed her "bubbies," as they called them in the movie, in Shakespeare In Love. I'll play any naked game she wants to play.
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 15, 2007, 12:27:40 AM
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Post by: EazinAlong on August 15, 2007, 04:15:10 AM
Oh, Gia. You're so generous. Damn, she's almost as hot as you are. Would you like to do Gwyneth with me?
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 15, 2007, 04:59:03 AM
Hmmmm... well, let's say we tie little Gwennie down after we strip her naked? Spread eagle, face down on a padded table, and blindfolded you climb on, and start pounding her little pussy with your fat cock. Then I will climb between both of your thighs, and drink the juices that you force out of her hot little hole, stopping every now and again to run my tongue all around your big sack. And when you've filled her hot little celebrity pussy with that big hot load, I will slurp up every drop from the both of you, until your both as clean as if you'd had a washcloth run over you!
~Gia
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Post by: Joram1 on August 15, 2007, 08:01:11 AM
I only chose the over 18 traci because of the fear of the police lol. in truth I'd would fuck her barely teen age pussy till I passed out.
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Post by: EazinAlong on August 15, 2007, 02:24:37 PM
Mmmmm ... Gia that sounds delicious. I'd love to feel your tongue tickling my balls as I slide in and out of her ... and watch her agony as your lick her sex.
But with that cute bottom upturned, it might be a different orifice that I'd choose. I bet it would be a nice cushion. I wonder if she's virgin there.
After my post last night, I had thoughts of her on her back with her knees pulled back and her legs open, exposing her hot little pussy for all to see. The cream on her lips would belie her arousal at showing herself.
She's supposedly close to her parents. Perhaps they had a hand in her early sexual development. I'd love to see her father on top of her.
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Post by: mav on August 15, 2007, 06:33:50 PM
gia, your awesome - thanks. Elisha is the one. never been w two women at once, yet, your secription with Gweneth sounds quite erotic. till another time - thanks again
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 15, 2007, 07:31:01 PM
You're very welcome... it is what I do! Tee Hee!
I am sorry to hear you have not been in a 3-way! It is one of my favorite sexual things to do! Being Bi, I have done both, 2 men and me... and another woman and a man as well! I do enjoy the challenge of making two people cum... OH... the things I do for lust!
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Post by: mav on August 16, 2007, 03:22:57 AM
okay - two women and me - I could go for that. been too sheltered for too long. wiat - where do I start? I can only imagine the huge turnon that would cause. I would blow my load before it started. Then I could last ohh soo much longer. two mouths, two sets of breast, two warm, wet holes, two tight need lube holes for fingers, all for me - where do I sign up?????
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Post by: LoadBlown on August 16, 2007, 07:02:59 AM
I've got a hot little redhead musician for you all.
Hayley Williams: Lead singer of paramore and holy shit is she hot. and for the tiny girl lovers... she is really tiny... If she rolls through town I'd like to get the tour bus rockin (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/darkevilantihero/hayleywill.jpg) (http://buzznet-53.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users15/lian/default/hayley_williams--large-msg-117130732148.jpg)
Oh and word on the street is Keira Knightley is going to be doing a movie in which she will be nude... and the story it's based on is supposed to have les sex scenes... it sounds promising
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Post by: harlequin on August 17, 2007, 07:12:13 PM
for some reason, I've always considered the so called "celebrities" as the most fake, uninteresting, boring and hyped-up women of all the world... :'( remember that what you see in the media is a false and very elaborated image of a person that, in reality, is usually very disappointing...
instead, I've always been considering some normal girls like workers, passers by, employees etc. as the true flagships of sexiness... :P
Every time I talk with an american, I'm amazed at how much he/she is driven to these "celebrities" in term of imitations of their (supposed) look, (supposed) attitude and (supposed) clever and daring things they say in interviews... And in Italy this phenomenon it's just a little less present, but strong indeed
Anyway, back to the topic... ;) It's very difficult for me to "select" a celebrity, expecially a mainstream one, for the reasons stated above... I could say that Ashley Judd has always intrigued me for many reasons, but... is she really like the characters she acts in the movies...?
with pornstars, it's much easier... and I have no esitation to elect Taylor Rain as my virtual target of many fantasies.. On set she's true and simple... and anal whore cute beyond belief...
now, as I'm a little lazy, I leave to the next poster the honor of finding a nice pic of her to show in the thread... would you, please?
xxxxxxx
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Post by: evripper on August 18, 2007, 05:40:39 PM
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Post by: The_PG on August 27, 2007, 02:17:14 AM
Found a good'un there Gia, I wouldn't even have to put a bag over her face. ;D
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Post by: Steel_Force on August 27, 2007, 03:17:14 AM
Gia you have better taste in girls then a lot of guys I know. And my favorite part is Most of your hotties are Brunettes Long hair brunettes with small/medium tits nd 5' to 5'6"always make me weak in the knees
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Post by: LoadBlown on August 27, 2007, 05:59:20 AM
I'd still save the cheerleader... if she repayed me that night
Ah, but that goes without saying, right? :)
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Post by: Sethiol on August 30, 2007, 03:33:26 PM
This list is in no particular order and is not definitive. It is, as they like to say in my profession, a living document. So here we go
10....Kate Beckinsale 9.....Shirley Manson (band Garbage) 8.....Rose McGowan 7.....Alyson Hannigan 6.....Christina Ricci (its too bad she got the breast reduction) 5.....Hayden Panettiere 4.....Ashley Blue(had to through at least one porn star) 3.....Brandi Belle (mostly because I love her website, and wished I could be one of her lucky viewers that gets a chance to fuck her) 2.....Heather Christensen (man I love redheads) 1.....Selma Hayek (had to throw a latina in there)
so I lied....Grace Park from Battlestar Galactica...she is a lovely asian
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 30, 2007, 09:01:25 PM
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Post by: Sethiol on August 30, 2007, 09:44:09 PM
mmmmmmmhhh....GRACE PARK......uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh.....lets cum run down my hand after rubbing one out.
Thanks for the mid work day pick me up, Gia
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 30, 2007, 10:37:23 PM
Awww Seth.... you coulda saved that load for lil old meeeeee! (http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/bj.gif)
Oh well.... glad I could be of service! It is why I'm here..... that and to drive my little Dee Dee wild. (http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/heart.gif)
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Post by: The_PG on August 31, 2007, 12:34:55 AM
:o
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Post by: DeeDee18 on August 31, 2007, 02:13:22 AM
God, you are soooooo funny, yummy, I looove you!!!!
Drive me crazy? Hmm, if you mean making me cream my non shorts, giggle, then I guess you are right, since all I do is come all over my self every time you open your mouth, hey there's an idea, open up and lick me, please?
Oh, and by the way, I'm packed and moving to Korea right NOW, so better hurry if you want some of me before I go over there and dive between that gorgeous sweetie's legs while she sits in that chair!!!! God!!!!! Talk about a picture making me wet!!!!!
Suppose it's because she is little, too? Or is she, who cares, I'm going!!!!
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Post by: Morden on August 31, 2007, 10:29:02 AM
Angela Gossow or Otep Shamaya. Call me weird, but screaming/growling metal chicks turn me on.
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Post by: Sethiol on August 31, 2007, 02:05:05 PM
Why for are you going to Korea. :-[
Who will I seduce with my erotic, romantic ways? :'(
I hope you will still be able to get on here once you have gone....
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Post by: DeeDee18 on August 31, 2007, 03:46:29 PM
Silly, I'm not going anywhere soon, but God! I want her so bad my tongue is even cumming, giggle. :P
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Post by: The_PG on September 03, 2007, 08:43:37 AM
Kate Beckinsale has been mentioned; but I would love to pimp her out a bit more... She's so very hot... Gawd! I just watched Underworld & U:R btw, so... lol
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Post by: Grm on September 03, 2007, 12:27:04 PM
Kate Beckinsale, a beautiful woman and a great actress when she gets a decent part. But sadly as soon as they get to hollywood, they get the makeover from Larry the plastic. Here is what she looked like in her natural state.
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Post by: DeeDee18 on September 03, 2007, 04:46:42 PM
Jeesh, eenie meenie miney moe, now I have two to slobber over, God is she hot or what?
And if that isn't the most delectable mouthful on her breasts I haven't ever seen better!!! Grace, I'm leaving you, sorry. Hmmm well, maybe I could have both?
Guys, and yummy, I can't ever thank you enough for all the great pictures, my little heart is pumping so hard every time I look at this thread I think I will die!!!
Not to mention the flood, but that's sorta' personal, blush.
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Post by: horny4life on September 04, 2007, 09:20:31 PM
Ah Kate Beckinsale, love her especially in the latex of Underworld. There is a nice camel toe shot when she and the other Death Dealers go into the tunnels to finish off the werewolves, she does a backflip and the camera is using an overhead shot. The only problem is you only really get to see it when it is on the big screen, even my 36" TV does not show it well. Thank god I saw it in the theater when it was first released. :)
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Post by: slimndusty on September 09, 2007, 01:50:28 PM
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Post by: kinkyangel on September 10, 2007, 02:42:24 AM
how very cool of you to admit that;) :-*
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Post by: Psymon on September 14, 2007, 04:31:18 AM
lol yeah well thats cause im a cool dood. lol ;D
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Post by: DeeDee18 on September 14, 2007, 07:07:21 AM
Are you a cool dude in a loose mood, P? Come and get me if you can then!
But I guess since you are into guys now I lose out, hunh? Poo, another guy done gone, oh well, Wolfyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy where are you studly? Now here is an all man sort, just my type for a change of pace sometimes.
Plus, I now work for him and am obligated to some extent.
Where have all the young men gone, loong time paaaassing
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Post by: Psymon on September 15, 2007, 04:32:16 AM
This young man hasnt gone anywhere and isnt going gay for anything when theres a horny little deedee running around for me to chase down and fuck silly. I just gatta catch her first. Now where is she hiding. Here little deedee! where\'d you go?! I know your hot for it now come on out!
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Post by: DeeDee18 on September 15, 2007, 05:03:48 AM
Hmm, did I hear my name being called on here? Oh, it's just studly Psymon, showing off again I see, giggle.
So I'm hot for it, hunh? Pretty sure of yourself, aren't you? Just because I get wet looking at a certain pic in my files doesn't necessarily mean I'm hot for it, you know, well maybe a LITTLE. :P
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Post by: Psymon on September 15, 2007, 08:27:24 AM
Yeh right me show off. Never! /sarcasm/ ;D
And i do beleive you are hot for me darlin; at least a certain part of me. So did she send it to you or what? And who said you could look at it anyway huh? that was for her cause she asked. (not that i mind 8))
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Post by: DeeDee18 on September 15, 2007, 03:10:37 PM
Okay, Psymon, I deleted the pic, okay? Sorry, we were just discussing how nice we both thought you were and the subject came up, pun intended, giggle.
So I asked her for it, not her fault, I can be pretty persuasive if I want something really bad, so blame me, not my yummy, please? :-[ :-*
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Post by: Psymon on September 15, 2007, 07:09:07 PM
Woah Woah Woah! I never said delete it why would i say that. Sorry it came across that way, but i wasnt mad at all. Hell why would i be mad if a pretty little woman like yourself looked at a picture of me and had nice things to say. Actualy ask her for it again. i kinda liked the fact that my image is getting out there or at least that you had it. And thank you for the complements. I dont realy get them that much not even from evie. lol
Wasnt trying to sound mean sorry. :-[
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Post by: your ghost on September 16, 2007, 10:17:28 PM
This is a very cruel question for me, since I am 46, broke and going bald. But in the interest of honesty and fantasy, I would have to say Alicia Silverstone more than anyone else. I have had a huge crush on her ever since her movie The Crush. Liked her best in Clueless, but also as Batgirl. Other celebs, though, would include Helen Hunt and Patricia Heaton in my age range, and younger stars like Alexis Bledel, Hayden Panettierre (my hero), Emma Watson, Beverly Mitchell, Ashlee Simpson, and countless others. :-*
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Post by: OttoIII on September 17, 2007, 09:16:49 AM
Although I am not a big blond fan, I really dig Amy Smart... something about her just juices my puss puss up like only Dee Dee or a few others really can! ~Gia1978
I'm new to this forum, and I find few others can inspire a turgid erection like Dee Dee or Gia. This is a place I've been looking for!
As an offering to my neighbor Gia, here is a little something I whipped-up last year, involving Amy Smart. Where the hell has she been anyway? I answer the question. (If the concept is unclear here, just imagine MAXIM as it should be. Click on thumbnails to enlarge.)
Cheers all!
BitchTrade Issue 1 Complete coverage of the Hollywood Whore Machine
The huge population of exploitable young pussy feeds the incredible turnover of Hollywood starlets. Inevitably, a casting director will have a 16-year old Michelle Trachtenberg-clone pinned to his desk for a savage throat-fuck, and even Amy Smart's shapely ass will be forgotten.
Amy's career ended with a degrading public ceremony that left her briefly hospitalized from massive semen overdose and rectal injuries. Soon, she was wandering the streets in a daze, desperately hoping to make a couple bucks as a back-alley ass whore. It was a return to the trade she hadn't plied since Jr. High School.
Amy Smart's screen debut was hailed by film critics and fans of hot babes alike. The New York Times raved, "This tight and shapely bitch is the most succulent morsel of new girl-flesh displayed on film in nearly a week. Even if she's as devoid of talent and intellect as we suspect, few movies couldn't be improved by an hour of focus on her round, denim-clad rump, or exposed puffies. Hopefully, we'll have the chance to enjoy Amy's eye-candy for the next couple of years – before she's banished to soft-core cable flicks."
Like any starlet with such glowing reviews, Amy believed her career and undying fame and happiness was assured. But after a couple feature appearances, she was soon off the screen, earning her pittance as on-set entertainment as the "studio pussy". While various projects were filming, Amy was usually kept nude and leashed to the craft services table. During production breaks, directors, visiting studio executives, and senior crew would enthusiastically sample Amy's various orifices as they pleased. Like most of her kind, her status as a gimped fucktoy was considered "part of the game" that all starlets endured. Amy believed she'd get though this uncomfortable phase and get promoted to better parts in bigger films, just like her role-model, Natalie Portman.
The huge population of exploitable young pussy feeds the incredible turnover of Hollywood starlets. Inevitably, a casting director will have a 16-year old Michelle Trachtenberg-clone pinned to his desk for a savage throat-fuck, and even Amy's rockin' bod will be forgotten. Unsurprisingly to all but Amy herself, the blond beauty's career ended in a degrading public retirement ceremony that left her briefly hospitalized from massive semen overdose and severe rectal bleeding. Soon, she was wandering the streets in a daze and and without a dollar, desperately hoping to make a couple bucks as a back-alley ass whore. It was a return to the kind of work she hadn't done since the 9th grade.
The story of Amy's rise and fall is typical for the industry. The career lifetime of a second-tier starlet is only as long and fruitful as you'd expect for a sexually desirable stage prop. Today's competition just gets younger and learns how to give better head earlier. Historically, these unemployed muffins have been casually discarded and doomed to oblivion, but there's at least one man who is truly making a difference. Professor Erskine Wadd, dean of Film & Pimp Studies at USC, has dedicated his life to rescuing abandoned actresses.
Professor Wadd specializes in the study of discarded starlets, helping them cope with their inevitable troubles by teaching them to lower their expectations and disregard their self-esteem. "Let's face it, Hollywood burns through starlets like charcoal, and it's rare for a girl to be worth any investment after she's reached 22. But there's huge economic potential lost while her holes go unfilled. In the real word, a slightly-used piece of ass like Amy is in high demand from all kinds of deviants willing to purchase her services. She could be anything! – a small business cock-receptacle, an investment-quality prostitute, or pricey pain-slut slavegirl. Hollywood may have forgotten here, but I can give her a future."
Wadd's outreach program now works with the industry, allowing volunteers to reach girls the moment they've been fired. "Early response is key. A rejected starlet usually has some bloom left on the rose. They're desperate and hysterical in the face of Hollywood rejection, and we can start re-education for their new life in cock service, immediately."
He works to cut down the cunt loss as much as possible, before the girls turn to drug abuse that may lessen their market value; or worse, by attempting to return to a practical, "normal" life. "The ones that get away really haunt me. Nobody knows what happened to half of the Baywatch cooze. Imagine a better world, where Yasmine Bleeth was available–at a reasonable price–for a young graduate's first rape party."
Amy Smart holds a special place in Wadd's heart. Recently rescued, she now spends the bulk of her time bent-over with her trim legs spread painfully wide and tied firmly to a sawhorse-like contraption. Face down and wearing a dental/spreader gag, the gently quivering tan globes of her ass point skyward, giving Wadd and his guests easy access to her recently pierced cunt and surprisingly snug anus. "Cute young whores are easy to find, but Amy has a special something that makes a man really want to take his full pleasure with her. She's a walking target for any man looking for some fun, but she's really at her best under the power of a deviant, cruel mind. Until you've impaled her rectum to the hilt while giving her throat a firm, two-handed squeeze, you just haven't lived."
Miss Smart responded with incoherent gurgling and drooling, but her widened blue eyes appeared to agree with her new benefactor. Professor Wadd hopes to have this showcase bitch fully rehabilitated and ready for public auction by Spring of 2007–after the cancellation of The O.C. makes Rachel Bilson available.
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Post by: DirtyOldMan on September 19, 2007, 11:27:40 PM
Present Day: Catherine Zita-Jones and Shania Twain Older Ladies: Raquel Welch and Reba
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Post by: harlequin on September 20, 2007, 01:41:56 PM
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Post by: DeeDee18 on November 15, 2007, 12:47:38 AM
Yummy, yummy, thanks for sharing, and me without so loong, meany!
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Post by: Gina Marie on November 15, 2007, 01:18:46 AM
then Dee Dee left me a private message, and I fucked myself stupid till I squirted all over the floor!
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Post by: AvatarofTruth on November 16, 2007, 02:23:57 AM
Unfortunately, because of her character on That 70's Show, and on Family Guy, it's hard for me to get worked up over her. But that pose is pretty enticing.
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Post by: Steel_Force on November 22, 2007, 02:14:57 AM
Hmmm I wonder if it isnt the fact the she did a movie in 1998 entitled .....
GIA
makes one ponder huh? ;)
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Post by: Gina Marie on November 22, 2007, 08:12:11 AM
Hmmm I wonder if it isnt the fact the she did a movie in 1998 entitled ..... GIA makes one ponder huh? ;)
Honestly, Steel.. I did not know that... but seeing that she played Gia at Age 11, makes me want to fuck her all the more.... how friggin' hott would that be?
....okay, please excuse me.... I gotta go fuck myself again.
~Gia1978
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Post by: AB-2007 on December 08, 2007, 11:13:29 PM
*bows deeply showing much cleavage* your welcome is kindly received m'lord.. now where are the handcuffs?
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Post by: smoothdude on December 14, 2007, 08:32:50 PM
All these young sexy women are wonderful. Clelbrity sex kittens go back to Clara Bow from the silent movie era. There have always been female celebrities for guys (and girls too Gia) to fantasize about.
I think Charlize Theron is one of the most glamourous, sexy celebrities today. But I would have to say the celebrity I am have been most turned on by is Kathleen Turner from her films " The Postman Always rings Twice" and "Romancing the Stone". She has such a voluptous body, tousled hair and that voice is enough to make you cum just listening to her talk. I envision a sexual encounter with her lasting hours, each of us unwilling to end it, catching our breath and then trying something else, each trying to find new ways to bring the other to another orgasm.
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Post by: Steel_Force on December 15, 2007, 07:19:36 PM
Ive always had the hots for Sandra Bullock as I said in an earlier post on this thread.
But when reading Smoothdudes post .....
"and that voice is enough to make you cum just listening to her talk"
Got me thinking about A.D.A. Abbie Carmichael, from Law and Order
That long dark hair with that husky, "been screaming so much from cummig I almost lost my voice", dark bedroom, please cum fuck me, would be great for phone sex, (if I were into that sorta thing (Im not)) voice.
Demi Moore always kinda did it for when I was a bit younger and long before she cut off all of her hair to do GI jane. But again I think it was mostly the voice.
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Post by: AvatarofTruth on December 15, 2007, 07:55:32 PM
Oh man steelforce, I love Angie Harmon!
How did you know? There's some great lesbian LaO fic featuring Carmichael out there.
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Post by: max30 on December 16, 2007, 06:56:31 AM
grace park kate beckansale and most of all Michelle Wie right fucking now
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Post by: Gina Marie on December 16, 2007, 08:44:33 AM
How did you know? There's some great lesbian LaO fic featuring Carmichael out there.
Well I suppose for the obvious reasons, the least not being I only know you by your various post in here, I didn't know.
And although those post have caused me to form various opinions of you, some good some not so good ........ (but I suppose we all have our crosses to bear and short comings to deal with, on that note let me say that one of my short comings is that I tend to form opinions on things I see, my own opinion, not necessarily fact, and for that I beg forgiveness to all I've wrongly judged) .......one thing I guess we do have in common for sure would be weakness in the knees for dark hair and the "bed room" voice.
But to me ??? She is fuckin hot!!!!!!
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Post by: max30 on December 17, 2007, 01:10:30 PM
oh michelle striped and held down by two men wile a thiird has her cunt and a teen brunette sits on her face
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Post by: Dudester on December 18, 2007, 02:59:24 PM
Although I've slept with several porn stars (Summer, Jenifer Stewart, Guage), I'd like to only bang two celebs:
1) Shiri Appleby-She's hot, and intelligent-which turns me on.
2) Dakota Fanning-I know she would be using the experience in some upcoming movie, so she would pay attention to every nuance of the experience (I'd have to make love to every inch of her body). Besides, she talks like she's forty-which means she's a reincarnated soul, which means we'd have a lot to talk about. So, this would take a whole weekend, not just a one evening event.
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Post by: Gina Marie on December 18, 2007, 10:11:36 PM
Although I've slept with several porn stars (Summer, Jenifer Stewart, Guage), I'd like to only bang two celebs:
1) Shiri Appleby-She's hot, and intelligent-which turns me on.
2) Dakota Fanning-I know she would be using the experience in some upcoming movie, so she would pay attention to every nuance of the experience (I'd have to make love to every inch of her body). Besides, she talks like she's forty-which means she's a reincarnated soul, which means we'd have a lot to talk about. So, this would take a whole weekend, not just a one evening event.
I don't pay attention one clit to the next, I treasure them all, but Guage was sweet in the sack. Like Jen and Summer, she let me take my time and took the journey with me. It lasted just a hair under three hours. We had a really good time.
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Post by: romikk32 on December 25, 2007, 08:48:55 AM
Either Mia(?) Remini, Carrie from the King of Queens, or the chick from "the astronaut's wife...name slips my mind but she doesn't.
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Post by: SirRandiKnight on January 03, 2008, 01:40:32 AM
As I was roaming around this new unknown Kingdom I ran across this post Abbot Jesse......she is from texas and about 2 years ago on tour of mens clubs stopped in one of my favorites for a few shows.
I stopped in to watch as the porn stars put on some real fine acts. Her's was great but here is when it got good for me. Her finial was to sit far back on the stage and play pussy basketball, The game is she sits spread legged with near to nothing on...in between her legs just in front of her pussy she put a small small shot glass.
The game was to from about 8 feet away wad up dollar bills and toss them into the glass. The winnergot a 8x10 glossy and a free VIP room table dance.
I had tipped her 4 fives while she danced already. The game began and after around 50 misses I thought what the Hell...I wadded up a bill stood at the edge of the stage took aim and bingo in the glass....LOL she looked at me and said you have done this before...LOL my very first time to see this game.
Well my score led other to try and maybe 40 bucks latter and no winners but me the show was over. She told me she was going to the dressing room and would meet in the VIP. I was taken to the VIP and had a drink and watched other girls give dances.
I got my dance from her on a couch and it was great. I got my picture and was told I could stay in VIP if I wanted....I watched other dancers get dances from her as well as about 5 girls who had showed up with their men friends.
She was down to earth and sure seemed to enjoy women. Great night.
Sir Randy Knight
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Post by: Nadia99 on January 05, 2008, 11:07:13 PM
I just found these pics of, who i believe is Lily Cole. She looks beautiful in these pics. What do you think.
For more click here... http://www.celebfrenzy.net/pl/08/01/mt9-alyssa-milano.html (http://www.celebfrenzy.net/pl/08/01/mt9-alyssa-milano.html)
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Post by: smoothdude on January 18, 2008, 09:16:21 PM
OMG, I know a lot of guys with less arm and belly hair than that. Can't believe the laser hair removal people haven't tried to make a project out of her.
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Post by: smoothist on January 20, 2008, 03:49:14 PM
Sarah Michelle Gellar would work for me. The regular female cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer had lots of females that would be quite alright.
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Post by: smoothist on January 20, 2008, 03:53:44 PM
Alyssa Milano is kind of in a class by herself. It isn't just that she looks so beautiful, but she has the voice to go with it. I like her in any show or movie she has been in.
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Post by: Gina Marie on January 26, 2008, 04:31:19 AM
I was just watching Ana Ivanovic play in the Austrialian Open and GOD DAMN!
She is six feet of hottness!!! She could serve me ANY DAY!
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Post by: Behindblueeyes on January 27, 2008, 03:48:16 PM
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/Expectingmy2nd/Dita-Von-Teese-009.jpg) She is a classic beauty, smokin' hot, make you drip type girl. :-*
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/Expectingmy2nd/kat-heat1.jpg) Kat is sheer erotic to me. So hot.
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/Expectingmy2nd/tobey_maguire_02.jpg) My heart throb, oh how I could rock his world. Something about the nerdy good boy thing, you just want to fuck the hell out of him.
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/Expectingmy2nd/tommy-lee.jpg) I just want to eat him up and fuck for hours, days whatever.
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/Expectingmy2nd/up-SOSRQ0PF58P0MKVP.jpg) Ok, he is just yummy looking.
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/Expectingmy2nd/johnnydepp.png) Hot Johnny in eyeliner.......enough said.
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Post by: Nadia99 on February 06, 2008, 10:30:40 PM
Sarah Michelle Gellar
She is a fantasy i would love to turn to reality
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Post by: butts on February 12, 2008, 06:12:44 AM
Jamie lynn spears
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Post by: Gina Marie on March 09, 2008, 07:58:26 AM
I have always had a thing for Jennifer Connelly. She is gorgeous.
same
but what amazes me most, is the paradox that she was an absolute beauty in every stage of her life
enchanting when she was a young girl, as in Dario Argento's "PHENOMENA", then beautiful when she was in her late teens, as in the pic... and gorgeous when she was a woman :)
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Post by: Gina Marie on March 10, 2008, 11:24:34 PM
Louise Glover... Mmmmmmmm
(http://hidebehind.com/img/scaled/11/118E22.jpg)
(http://hidebehind.com/img/scaled/D3/D32364.jpg)
(http://hidebehind.com/img/scaled/48/48E58F.jpg)
(http://hidebehind.com/img/B7/B79469.jpg)
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Post by: Lorinda on March 31, 2008, 09:00:17 PM
Oh so many... Christina Ricci, Fairuza Balk... Kristen Scott-Thomas, Angelina Jolie, Zara Whites (porn star from the 90's - pictured)... I could go on and on...
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Post by: Missy on June 08, 2008, 05:13:44 AM
Kristen Stewart, she is so gorgeous!
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Post by: xesman on June 08, 2008, 05:48:35 AM
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Also, Katharine McPhee
I'd do either one over and over and die a happy man!
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Post by: milescopperplate on June 08, 2008, 07:49:56 PM
Linda O'Neil.
Cake!
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Post by: milescopperplate on June 09, 2008, 01:01:45 AM
And who can forget Dominique Swain and Maggie Gyllenhall?
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Post by: milescopperplate on June 09, 2008, 01:06:52 AM
Okay, that was Maggie. Here is Dominique. God I suck at this.
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Post by: milescopperplate on June 09, 2008, 03:29:14 AM
Vanessa Hudgens
I think everyone who owns a computer has seen this one but I have to post it again here because sweet mother of God she has a rockin' bod for the Disney Channel!
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Post by: Biff on June 16, 2008, 03:54:08 PM
Nicole Vicius.....aka the diet coke girl , among other things... :)
I'd love to spend a whole day with her and end up making her cum over and over.....
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Post by: So_Yummy on June 19, 2008, 07:57:55 PM
Jason Statham is hot, but I am obsessed with the owner of APB, Inc. Can't find any pictures, though.
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Post by: MeltyMan on June 19, 2008, 11:37:22 PM
Susan Sarandon aint 2 bad for her age
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Post by: daddytom on June 21, 2008, 10:23:12 AM
i think i better answer and stop looking at the pictures i keep changing my mind .For me my first thought is Scarlett Johanson god i love her lips ,oh and the rest is pretty hot,but i think if i want just a dirty girl it would have to be billie ry daughters i bet she can get real naughty
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Post by: unusualappetite on July 06, 2008, 09:27:38 PM
Reba McEntire
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Post by: noritheevil on July 06, 2008, 09:38:19 PM
Too many good looking female celebrities. Why must i choose? I think that i will just make it my mission to fuck as many as possible.
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Post by: pablo on July 07, 2008, 08:03:44 AM
Most of the women listed her are freaking hot...especially A few of mine are 1) Salma Hayek - exotic! 2) Catherine Zeta Jones - MILFage 3) Phoebe Cates - so damn cute 4) Sandra Bullock - that girl next door thing
But what really gets me hot is
1) Heath Ledger - especially in Knights Tale (?) - damn I wish he was still around 2) Brad Pitt - anywhere anytime - but the fight scene of Snatch...wow! 3) Captain Jack Sparrow....fucking wow
Ok, so I like it both ways....what can I say
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Post by: terra_lays on July 07, 2008, 08:20:13 AM
Pretty much every cast member in Buffy/Angel.
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Post by: Supersoftball on July 08, 2008, 07:31:32 PM
Lindsey Lohan, Meagan Fox, Eva Mendes, and Halle Berry
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Post by: charlene4208 on July 08, 2008, 08:09:11 PM
love to have a threesome with brad and angelina
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Post by: Psymon on July 11, 2008, 02:17:45 AM
I dont realy know if shes a "celebrity" or not, but ana beatriz barros. My girlfriend actualy was the one who turned me on to her (shes kinda bi and she had a girlcrush on her) (http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/ana-barros-3.jpg)
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Post by: stefanwolf on July 14, 2008, 05:03:53 AM
Ok I've thought about this answer since Gia started the the thread. I would have to say Jamie Lee Curtis. Shes happy with who she is and no matter what she advertises or how many of her children stories she writes she remains to me sexy. That grin when she licks the yogurt off the spoon just says to me "Yea I would so lick you like this spoon!"
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Post by: Ibea Fox on July 14, 2008, 05:19:34 AM
Easy Peeze! The one and only Peter North. Oh my God, what a Hunk'O'Man!
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Post by: Blue on July 14, 2008, 11:35:28 PM
Lorraine Kelly.
Gotta love the larger ladies.
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Post by: cassiepooh on July 15, 2008, 01:05:50 AM
yeah i'd say angelina jolie and brad pitt, he could get me pregnant with her again too lol
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Post by: stevie_srm on July 16, 2008, 04:48:24 PM
i would really like to fuck Jennifer Love Hewitt. She looks sooo yummy and sexy
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Post by: staci on July 16, 2008, 05:22:23 PM
oh no, not JLH. She is not one of Gia's favorites. lol. Big boobs tho.
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 16, 2008, 08:05:27 PM
Yah - and for the record Staci, Amy has worked with her and says EVERYTHING I say about her is correct! She is a total BIOTCH!
Karma's a bitch too, huh? MEOW... PFFFTTTT! PFFFTTT!
JENNIFER FATCOW HEWITT (http://www.theliberalblogger.com/images/jennifer-love-hewitt-fat-1.jpg)
Look at this ASS! http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/11/1128_jennifer_love_hewitt_bikini_06.jpg
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Post by: bothari on July 16, 2008, 11:15:38 PM
Renee Zellweger.
Just looking at that woman I KNOW she has the softest, smoothest, silkiest, warmest, wettest pussy in the world.
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Post by: stefanwolf on July 17, 2008, 06:28:58 AM
I fail to understand the tags we put on people. I am no more a fan of JLH than I am of any other celeb. However I never recovered from her role as Audrey Hepburn for that reason she iwouldnt be on a list of which celeb would I like to fuck. I tend to think all people are attractive if they are confident in who they are, and I will say I have been attracted to selfproclaimed bitches before, but then they were attracted to me as well.
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 17, 2008, 06:42:20 AM
Actually Wolf... she and I had "words".... I ended up calling her a cunt to her face.
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Post by: Pan on July 17, 2008, 08:14:39 AM
Once you get past script, implants, make up, costume and marketing hype?
Characters would I like to spend a night with: (Note spoilers, music)
Actually Wolf... she and I had "words".... I ended up calling her a cunt to her face.
Well, then What a Biotch!!!! She just went to my list of people not attractive. And You have moved up a few in the attractive people I would like to fuck list. I know, wishful thinking, but a man can cream (and I do).
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Post by: Gina Marie on August 05, 2008, 02:39:16 AM
I saw Tiffany Amber Thiessen today and remembered what a huge crush I had on her when I was a girl. She was so pretty and cool in my eyes, and I wanted to be her.
First she was the nice girl on Saved By the Bell...
I'd limit it to the female cast members (OK - so I'm declaring a 'bias'), but I'd add in all the female cast of Firefly as well.
That Joss Whedon sure knows how to cast a wide range of beautiful women ;)
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Post by: RopeFiend on February 19, 2010, 10:13:54 PM
Personally, I'd have to go with one of the porn starlets. I mean, REALLY! If you're gonna do someone up right, you might as well get one that's already skilled at the art. ;D I hate breakin' in newbies.
I'll leave the virgins & glamor queens to you guys that think they're *special* <rolls eyes>, and I'll take the one that can deep-throat a kielbasa, instead! :emot_kiss:
Would you like brown mustard on that?
I've seen Sasha Grey take on a couple of pretty decent-sized guys and suck 'em all the way down to the balls, so she's pretty high on my 'would love to DO' list.
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Post by: LeCoach on February 24, 2010, 03:10:26 PM
I admit I'm old school but I would still really like to fuck Haley Mills...hopefully in those panties she was wearing in "The Parent Trap" back about 1961. She was just a schoolgirl and to see her in panties in that movie was a thrill for me. Also Winnie Cooper in the wonder years is pretty hot.
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Post by: maidboy on February 24, 2010, 03:58:37 PM
Well as long as we're going old school, how about Sophia Loren back in the day?
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Post by: captain lippy on March 03, 2010, 03:44:54 AM
Gia... I would like to Fuck You! Anyway, Anyplace, You name your perversion and I will fuck you in the style you like for as long as you want. You are just too fucking hot. You make my pussy soaking wet and my man's cock so hard he's second only to our dane... and that dog wears my pussy out! I'd love to eat your pussy after the dog came in my mouth... That's my desire! =)
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Post by: Gina Marie on March 03, 2010, 09:54:51 AM
Sounds fun.... but I'm a little confused... cock & pussy? ...as in a hermaphrodite?
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Post by: handsomepeter on March 03, 2010, 07:38:23 PM
Cristina Ricci does it for me. I loved her in Black Snake Moan.
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Post by: handsomepeter on March 03, 2010, 07:40:41 PM
Uh...Christina Ricci. I hate spelling mistakes. When I was 14 or so I thought that Julie London was very juicy. Thought of her often on my top bunk. I used to jack off to Mary Tyler Moore too in those days.
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Post by: EgeBamyasi on March 03, 2010, 09:52:02 PM
In the end I can't just narrow it down to only a few. Why not just enjoy the beauty and sensuality of all of them? ;D
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Post by: one1000kinks on March 04, 2010, 05:59:53 AM
Jennette McCurdy the blonde girl from iCarly. Does that count?
Gia... I would like to Fuck You! Anyway, Anyplace.
Sorry, Captain. Have to pull rank. In a similar thread many moons ago, I also proclaimed my desire to get to know the lovely Gia more intimately. Still waiting. ;D
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Post by: Gina Marie on March 05, 2010, 04:44:39 AM
Guys.... seriously.... none of you are fucking me!
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Post by: watcher1 on March 05, 2010, 04:56:11 AM
Guys.... seriously.... none of you are fucking me!
And that's what makes you all the more hot to some of us! I know I can only dream, but my bi "friend with privileges" thinks your a hottie and says she'd gladly worship that gorgeous butt of yours and lick you out from behind. :-*
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Post by: Gina Marie on March 08, 2010, 07:50:45 AM
*blush
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Post by: watcher1 on March 08, 2010, 02:43:25 PM
And that's what makes you all the more hot to some of us! I know I can only dream, but my bi "friend with privileges" thinks your a hottie and says she'd gladly worship that gorgeous butt of yours and lick you out from behind. :-*
Come on, maidboy. Fess up. That bi "friend with privileges" is really you, isn't it? ;D
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Post by: maidboy on March 09, 2010, 04:04:01 PM
And that's what makes you all the more hot to some of us! I know I can only dream, but my bi "friend with privileges" thinks your a hottie and says she'd gladly worship that gorgeous butt of yours and lick you out from behind. :-*
Come on, maidboy. Fess up. That bi "friend with privileges" is really you, isn't it? ;D
LOL....Allow me to introduce you to "my most privileged friend and her five sisters".... *extends right hand for handshake* But I do meet up with a bi woman every once in a while for some kinky fun & games.
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Post by: DanteDC on March 09, 2010, 05:21:24 PM
And that's what makes you all the more hot to some of us! I know I can only dream, but my bi "friend with privileges" thinks your a hottie and says she'd gladly worship that gorgeous butt of yours and lick you out from behind. :-*
Come on, maidboy. Fess up. That bi "friend with privileges" is really you, isn't it? ;D
LOL....Allow me to introduce you to "my most privileged friend and her five sisters".... *extends right hand for handshake* But I do meet up with a bi woman every once in a while for some kinky fun & games.
You got six fingers. wow.
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Post by: watcher1 on March 09, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
But I do meet up with a bi woman every once in a while for some kinky fun & games.
Way to go, maidboy. But kinky games? ;D
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Post by: redhatlover on March 09, 2010, 07:45:27 PM
You will probably get a few of the guys here hitting on you in this thread. Remember, the topic is "What Celebrity would you like to fuck?" and you are definitely a celebrity here!!!!!!-RHL
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Post by: maidboy on March 09, 2010, 08:40:26 PM
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Post by: shadesofgrey on March 11, 2010, 08:32:22 PM
Yes - from the "Lois & Clark" days (who didn't pause the video as she lifts her head after sliding down the chute?) OR the Bond film - very elegant and sexy.
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Post by: stefanwolf on March 11, 2010, 10:24:36 PM
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Post by: shadesofgrey on March 20, 2010, 09:09:56 PM
Just caught a glimpse of the TV Detective series "Pie In The Sky", and remembered an example of my love of 'contrast' from years ago.
Bella Enahoro - who plays the put-upon Detective Sargent Cambridge is a beautiful black actress who has done very well at keeping her photo OFF the internet (or I didn't look long enough). On her own she was beautiful and striking - but she was sharing the screen with...
Samantha Janus
(http://www25.patrz.pl/u/f/53/93/48/539348.jpg)
I have similar mental images from CSI Miami with "Bullet Girl" Emily Proctor alongside "Medical Examiner" Khandi Alexander
I just looked her up on the Wiki, and she's only 4 years older than I am, WELL within my 'reasonable for a good relationship' age bracket! Plus, she's got a REAL figure, not one of those emaciated Cali crack-whore supermodel bods.
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Post by: shadesofgrey on April 02, 2010, 08:32:27 PM
;D And a great laugh as well I'll bet ;)
Speaking of her figure - it almost escapes in Jumping Jack Flash (when she gets her dress caught in the shredder)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 02, 2010, 08:59:35 PM
Rachel Weisz from The Mummy, The Spice Girls(!), Paris Hilton(needs breast implants, though), Emily Procter from CSI: Miami, Ziva and Abby from NCIS...
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Post by: Gina Marie on April 04, 2010, 08:42:55 AM
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Post by: Gina Marie on April 04, 2010, 09:53:45 PM
She is also featured on my avatar right now... she's my favorite Russian delicious treat. Best known as Jackie on "That 70's Show, and to a lesser, yer wider extent, the voice of Meg on Family Guy: Milena "Mila" Kunis. My personal favorite roll she's had was in the Angelina Jolie film, Gia, playing Gia Carangi at Age 11.
Watcher double checks the camera to make sure fresh batteries are in it. An all-nighter, you say? Cool. Also makes a note to have waterproof cover for camera, just in case. ;D
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Post by: Athos131 on April 05, 2010, 12:25:56 AM
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Post by: maidboy on April 06, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Anna Paquin recently came out as being bisexual. I wouldn't mind getting in between her and her Lady friend Dianna Argron. Hell, I'd be happy just to watch......
Left to Right: Amanda Seyfried, Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Emma Roberts
Together. What more could you want?
Them naked and horny.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 24, 2010, 04:05:17 AM
Mmmm, Emma and auntie Julia... That would be hot!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 24, 2010, 04:09:35 AM
There's a hot little indian actress on The Good Wife [with Julianna Margulies- i'd do her, too ;) ] that i'd love to fuck. On that note, there's a hot little hispanic actress on Trauma who pilots a helicopter, i'd fuck her, too. I hope i didn't mention her before...
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Post by: watcher1 on April 29, 2010, 02:08:36 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 29, 2010, 07:19:07 PM
Khandi Alexander. She used 2 play Alex on CSI: Miami. She has an amazing body.
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Post by: stefanwolf on April 30, 2010, 03:32:44 AM
I knows it wont happen but this is the which celeb would you like to... (http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/gia1978/hooker_skirt.jpg)
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Post by: Gina Marie on April 30, 2010, 04:55:41 AM
OK TIME OUT!!!
I am no "celeb"! I am just a woman who likes porn, occasionally writing dirty stories and have a few giggles on a little message board...
I love ya Wolfie, ya know I do... but sheesh... what kinda "celeb" hides her face on every photo? YEAHNO.
As to fucking me... well - I can say I do get a certain satisfaction outta teasing ya'll. What can I say? I never claimed to be mentally stable! I might not be the first lesbian cocktease, but I know I am your favorite one.
XOXO N Lots of Squirts... ~Gia the Tease
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Post by: watcher1 on April 30, 2010, 01:41:16 PM
As to fucking me... well - I can say I do get a certain satisfaction outta teasing ya'll. What can I say? I never claimed to be mentally stable! I might not be the first lesbian cocktease, but I know I am your favorite one.
XOXO N Lots of Squirts... ~Gia the Tease
You are my first and favorite lesbian cocktease also, Gia. Tease away.. ;D
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Post by: maidboy on May 01, 2010, 01:03:23 AM
As to fucking me... well - I can say I do get a certain satisfaction outta teasing ya'll. What can I say? I never claimed to be mentally stable! I might not be the first lesbian cocktease, but I know I am your favorite one.
XOXO N Lots of Squirts... ~Gia the Tease
You're the lesbian cocktease par excellence, Gia. You go girl! ;D
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Post by: Patrick on May 02, 2010, 03:56:34 AM
Bit of a blast from the past, but been seeing reruns of her movies lately...
Shannon Elizabeth (http://www.gallery.flyer.cz/albums/upload/mix22/Collage%20-%20Shannon%20Elizabeth%20-%20Sexy%20hot%20girls%20naked%20shannon%20elizabeth%20wallpaper.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 02, 2010, 06:17:37 AM
Michelle Trachtenberg. Dawn on Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. Way hotter than Buffy [Sarah Michelle Gellar], almost as hot as Cordelia [busty Charisma Carpenter :) ]
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Post by: martinjh99 on May 03, 2010, 09:51:38 PM
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Post by: redhatlover on May 03, 2010, 10:45:50 PM
I like Hedy Lamarr. Gorgeous (Her beauty speaks for itself), Audacious (Check out 'Ecstasy'), Intrepid (Even though she was Jewish, she hobnobbed with Germen generals for technical information), and Smart (Her early work on frequency hopping was instrumental in both cellular telephony and WiFi).
(Yes, I do know what the topic is. But I am of an age where the total package adds to the appeal, To me, smarts and personality add to the charm-RHL)
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Post by: buddyChrist on May 03, 2010, 11:24:22 PM
I have- she was just a teenager when she did Ecstasy. She also was one of the first to break with the studios and form her own production company- her autobiography was a good read.
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Post by: Athos131 on May 05, 2010, 04:00:11 AM
What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.
(I add a woo as well for quoting the greatest western EVAR!)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 05, 2010, 09:38:02 AM
Did anybody mention Maggie Gyllenhall? I hope i spelled her name right... Seeing her in The Secretary with James Spader made me want to roleplay with her... ;)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 05, 2010, 07:28:22 PM
Cher. Thank goodness she lover younger guys. ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 05, 2010, 07:29:02 PM
Tina Turner. Those great legs have to go up to the greatest...
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Post by: stefanwolf on May 06, 2010, 12:34:27 AM
thanks maussie. Any true stories to tell us about you and Doutzen?
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Post by: watcher1 on May 06, 2010, 12:44:54 AM
Maussie - I had to Google, since I have never heard of Doutzen Kroes. A Victoria Secret's model and Vogue Model of the Year in 2005? Cool. Don't tell us she was one of those nerdy types when she was in school and none of the boys hit on her or anything like that? ;D
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Post by: staci on May 10, 2010, 09:46:52 PM
Emily Procter -
Is she the one on CSI? I saw a video of a woman wearing a mask and being a domme once that had a voice that sounded just like hers. It was in a dungeon somewhere. She is hot.
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Post by: watcher1 on May 10, 2010, 10:17:43 PM
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Post by: staci on May 10, 2010, 11:29:44 PM
Yup thats her. Anyone else see that vid? It was about a year ago and I think it was video of the moment. May be wrong there tho. hugs
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Post by: bluepervina on May 13, 2010, 04:48:45 AM
I know this is pitifully unoriginal, but honestly I didn't realize how truly hot this woman was until I watched her in Iron Man 2.
Scarlett Johansson
OMFG
I think it's the hair color that brought me around. She doesn't do it for me nearly as much when she's a blonde. But that dark red... with her eyes...... (http://www.bscreview.com/wp-content/gallery/scarlett-johansson-iron-man-2-black-widow-2/scarlett-johansson-iron-man-2-black-widow-4.jpg)
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Post by: stefanwolf on May 13, 2010, 05:25:35 PM
I agree Scarlett is hot. I remember Emily Proctor from westwing days where she played the republican activist who was hired by the democrat white house
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Post by: watcher1 on May 26, 2010, 02:12:18 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 30, 2010, 01:03:07 AM
Just about every female from the former UPN network's Half & Half. Mona was my fave and her mom. Deedee popped open her blouse in a fantasy sequence and her breasts looked great!
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Post by: krkjmst on June 10, 2010, 02:19:36 PM
Angelina Jolie.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 10, 2010, 08:57:27 PM
Nia Peeples, singer and actress, played Sydney Cooke on Walker, Texas Ranger. Hot hot hot!
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Post by: Malsexie on June 26, 2010, 07:02:01 AM
The new Prime Minister of Australia, Julia Gillard, purrr!
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Post by: losvu_fan on July 04, 2010, 04:06:54 PM
I'll have to give a Top 5: 1. Kaley Cuoco 2. Emily Procter 3. Mariska Hargitay 4. Ashley Scott 5. Diane Neal
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 04, 2010, 07:45:28 PM
I'm now for numbers 2-5. Number 5 is/was on Law & Order: SVU, right?
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Post by: losvu_fan on July 04, 2010, 10:58:53 PM
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Post by: MOUNTain MAN on July 06, 2010, 01:29:44 PM
As long as she has two tits and a cooter, I don't care what her name is!
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Post by: handsomepeter on July 14, 2010, 08:25:29 PM
Back in the day I thought Grace Slick was way hot. She would probably have eaten me alive though. Norah Jones, Fergie, the girl from Wonder Years, Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads, Lady Gaga and her mother Madonna, The woman who plays the pimp in Hung (the scattered one), Whatshername from Weeds, more women whose names I can't remember or don't care to remember. Jumbled mess, I know, but I think of sex probably a couple of times or more an hour. Sometimes I'll see a face on tv and think ,OH YEAH!
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Post by: staci on July 14, 2010, 09:54:39 PM
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Post by: MistressWitch on August 02, 2010, 07:46:14 AM
Nick Cage has been in my top 5 forever and in his new movie he secured the top spot. Long hair, full leather trench.... FUCK ME!!!!! Soaked wet all through the movie- quite a distraction to say the least. The movie itself was just a light-hearted adventure but him through it.... holy sheep shit Batman.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a collection of DVDs in my room that no one is allowed to touch- they all know "it's mom's porn collection" and when it comes out on DVD that will join Gone in 60 Seconds, the Fast and Furious set, National Treasure 1 & 2, 8mm.
Ahhh.... take me to my happy place.
Am I strange?? MW :emot_kiss:
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Post by: member on August 02, 2010, 09:19:41 AM
Thats a toughy, my boyfriend swears I drool over Johnny Depp. I don't cause he's not my type, I just love his movies. I really don't know.. Never had a celeb crush, except when I was 7 and wanted Aaron Carter so fucking bad. BUT that ended when I was 12 and had my love affair with Yami (Yu-Gi-Oh) and Ash Ketchum (Pokemon).
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Post by: member on August 02, 2010, 09:33:44 AM
I figured it out.
Him. (http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wfPVWLHUCM8/0.jpg)
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Post by: DanteDC on August 02, 2010, 11:57:36 AM
Nick Cage has been in my top 5 forever and in his new movie he secured the top spot. Long hair, full leather trench.... FUCK ME!!!!! Soaked wet all through the movie- quite a distraction to say the least. The movie itself was just a light-hearted adventure but him through it.... holy sheep shit Batman.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a collection of DVDs in my room that no one is allowed to touch- they all know "it's mom's porn collection" and when it comes out on DVD that will join Gone in 60 Seconds, the Fast and Furious set, National Treasure 1 & 2, 8mm.
Ahhh.... take me to my happy place.
Am I strange?? MW :emot_kiss:
Strange? No way, MW. Seeing that almost every respondent, including myself, posted a female they would love to fuck, it is a breath of fresh air to hear from the women. ;D
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Post by: DanteDC on August 02, 2010, 02:51:11 PM
I can`t help it, got a soft spot for skinny guys with big noses and lop ears! Any girl should try a guy with a big nose, it just adds an extra dimension when they eat you!
x
Watcher measures his nose..... ;D
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Post by: Bexy on August 03, 2010, 08:34:03 PM
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Post by: MOUNTain MAN on August 04, 2010, 08:23:38 AM
I will gladly fuck any female celebrity, wither she is willing or not, and she has two tits and a cooter (natural hair or shaved)!
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Post by: watcher1 on August 04, 2010, 02:02:11 PM
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Post by: JonnyBadde on August 20, 2010, 06:34:14 AM
8) Jennifer Aniston, multiple times, over and over and over and over again and again and again.
Then after she cooks me breakfast....
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 20, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
I mentioned One Tree Hill in another post, i'd love to fuck Sophia Bush [Brooke Davis]. The actresses who play Millie and Alex are way hot, too! Haley's sister who a regular now is so sexy!!!
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Post by: Bexy on August 20, 2010, 10:51:09 PM
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Post by: tenille17 on August 21, 2010, 08:39:45 PM
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Post by: Zuph on October 20, 2010, 10:31:47 PM
The Olsen Twins in their younger days!!!!!!!!!! :emot_mb: :emot_mb: :emot_mb:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 20, 2010, 11:24:57 PM
Kay Panabaker [and her big sister who played James Woods' daughter on Shark]
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Post by: ooka on January 01, 2011, 01:37:05 AM
Um.....all of them...well at least all the girls.
I would start with Jessica Alba
;D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 01, 2011, 02:03:45 AM
The actress who plays Alexis on the ABC hit crime drama Castle. Now that i think about it, the actress also who played the sheriff's daughter back on Invasion Wednesday nights at 10 on ABC a few years back. She was actually older than her character because she had a full frontal nude scene in a movie before Invasion. Hot stuff.
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Post by: Supersoftball on January 03, 2011, 04:43:18 PM
1) Halle Berry, #1 MILF in America
2) Hayden Paniterrie
3) Kim Khardashian
4) Sofia Verga
5) Vanessa Hudgens
6) Meagan Goode
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Post by: Donnie on January 03, 2011, 05:05:27 PM
Tiffany. But i think everybody guessed that already. pmpl
Tiffany Renee Darwish (born October 2, 1971), known popularly as Tiffany, is an American singer who charted several teen pop hits during the late 1980s. Since then, she has performed in a variety of genres, from country to dance, both in the United States and other countries. Since 2007, she has been charting regularly on the Billboard's Hot Dance Club Play chart.
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Post by: RedRocket on January 31, 2011, 04:19:52 AM
Lately I have been having a thing for Mila Kunis.
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Post by: RedRocket on January 31, 2011, 04:25:44 AM
I saw that movie, it was a pretty hot scene 8)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 31, 2011, 07:31:43 AM
Mila is a little hottie... I read a sex story with her in it once. ;)
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Post by: stefanwolf on January 31, 2011, 03:55:23 PM
heres a link for Catherine Bell clip http://xhamster.com/movies/190626/catherine_bell.html
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Post by: staci on January 31, 2011, 04:47:02 PM
lol, have we done sherry moon whatshername yet? Saw her is a gory movie the other night. The movie was stupid but she was hot. kiss
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Post by: staci on January 31, 2011, 04:54:18 PM
muchas gracias amigo
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Post by: SouthernGent on February 01, 2011, 12:50:51 AM
Who could say no to this young lady, Giada De Laurentiis http://fansiter.com/2009/09/giada-blue-bikini-2.jpg or http://www.sanmarzanoimports.com/del28x6.jpg
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Post by: MIMIMOM39 on February 01, 2011, 04:17:50 PM
mmm all those sweet young ladies to lick, so nice. Also tend towards more experienced women at times: Rene Rousseau (Thomas Crown Affair), Susan Sarandon, and in my naughty fantasies, seducing "nice" women like Mary Tyler Moore and Doris Day, turning them on with multiple quivering orgasms with my tongue, lips and fingers
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 01, 2011, 04:54:33 PM
Great choices, especially Susan Sarandon! ;)
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Post by: Mister Dream on February 02, 2011, 05:46:31 AM
mmm all those sweet young ladies to lick, so nice. Also tend towards more experienced women at times: Rene Rousseau (Thomas Crown Affair), Susan Sarandon, and in my naughty fantasies, seducing "nice" women like Mary Tyler Moore and Doris Day, turning them on with multiple quivering orgasms with my tongue, lips and fingers
How about Milla? You just know that girl can rock your world. And the sweetest little titties to boot...
Nice Nipples
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Post by: starsapphire on February 04, 2011, 07:01:38 AM
I'd love to fuck Gia and Mary Tyler Moore together, lol.
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Post by: Gina Marie on February 05, 2011, 12:55:24 AM
Really? How did you come to that paring?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 05, 2011, 01:02:33 AM
Nancy Wilson from Heart. That hair... Those tits... ;)
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Post by: starsapphire on February 07, 2011, 11:42:16 AM
Well Gia, I just finished reading your Fast Times at Sapphic High while watching an old Dick Van Dyke Show re-run! :emot_laughing:
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Post by: IncestLover on February 08, 2011, 08:53:37 AM
Juliette Bonoche....Cameron Diaz....
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Post by: Son_of_Odin on February 08, 2011, 11:13:44 AM
Don't know how many have seen the show "Yes Dear" but Christine, Liza Snyder, is so lovely. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gSUnvB1aFR0/SUw8Q_KAFNI/AAAAAAAACPU/c13BxmVKdMI/s400/liza.JPG
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 08, 2011, 01:57:13 PM
She's another reason i go for big-titted women... ;)
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Post by: watcher1 on February 12, 2011, 07:42:14 PM
Noomi Repace, from the Stieg Larrsen Trilogy series.
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Post by: emi on February 12, 2011, 08:14:18 PM
Edward Norton and Scarlett Johansson :D
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Post by: staci on February 14, 2011, 09:31:14 PM
I thought of 2 new ones (hope they haven't already been mentioned). Nicci Cox and Elizabeth Shue. Cox had her own tv series I think and Shue was in a movie I was last night on IFC
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Post by: heywhynot on February 14, 2011, 10:21:29 PM
What a fantastic thread! Many of those already posted are definitely on my list too.
Here is a mother daughter team I'd love to try and take on. I know Susan Sarandon has been mentioned (rightfully so) but I don't think her lovely daughter Eva Amurri has been. She has been in a few things most notably some topless scenes on Californication. She is as stunning as her mother.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 14, 2011, 10:32:07 PM
Nikki Cox had 2 shows on the WB, Happily Ever After [a poor man's Married...With Children with a muppet] and Nikki. Then she played Mary on NBC's Las Vegas. I was disappointed that she didn't marry Danny. She's got a great body...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 14, 2011, 10:35:03 PM
Elizabeth Shue was hot in Leaving Las Vegas as a hooker and in the movie where she had a mental disorder and walked in on her brother's business meeting and stripped naked... *drools*
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Post by: SouthernGent on February 14, 2011, 10:38:37 PM
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Post by: Bigdaddymmm3 on February 15, 2011, 03:07:34 AM
Jaime Pressly from My name is Earl......mmmmmmmmmm http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/11/31919/66583.jpg http://googlenewslive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Jamie-Presley.jpg http://www.wallpapercolor.com/Celebrities/Jaime-Pressly/Jaime-Pressly-2.JPG http://gallery.celebritypro.com/data/media/60/jaime-pressly-136.jpg
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 15, 2011, 05:32:25 AM
After she got pregnant that's when i started to find her hot.
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Post by: staci on February 20, 2011, 05:47:39 PM
How about Daryrl (?) Hannah? Jennifer Tilly? Hee, I watch a lot of old movies.
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Post by: watcher1 on February 20, 2011, 06:23:37 PM
By the way watcher... she's a good little Sunday school girl, and I'm her first perv. Just AWESOME teaching her some new things... God, I love making a "nice girl" cum like she never knew how...
Preaching the "Good Cock" to her, are you? ;D ;D
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Post by: watcher1 on February 22, 2011, 02:11:53 PM
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Post by: buddyChrist on February 22, 2011, 05:55:09 PM
I am still stuck on Lucy Liu. (http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg73/cragmor/LucyLiu2.jpg)
I find this to be one of the most beautiful scenes. In Kill Bil Vol.1, she is fighting Uma, and stops to offer an apology for insulting her. Then, there are the pictures and videos where she shows of her 'funbits'.
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Post by: buddyChrist on February 22, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Holy crap, one that just made my list, and I already forgot. Diane Kruger. I just saw her in unknown. I had seen her nude in various other movies and pictures, but in this movie, she had a scene where she was walking around in just a T-shirt with no bra. What a wonderful site, to be teased like that. Breasts moving freely, nipples erect and inviting... Yum.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 22, 2011, 07:51:49 PM
Sweet, this thread has made it to 100 pages fantasizing about celebrities like Monica Keene from Freddy Vs Jason!
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Post by: staci on February 22, 2011, 08:17:21 PM
other than candid teens, one of my favorite threads. Who can come up with a new one?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 22, 2011, 10:54:08 PM
I forget not everyone is on a cell phone. It shows up as 100 pages on here.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 22, 2011, 11:13:18 PM
Don't laugh, but i just saw a pic of this celebrity on the cover of an old Jet magazine. I'd always got hard for Wanda Sykes. Those big tits on that short body, and that sarsy mouth of hers... I don't care if she's a lesbian, i'd love to do her... ;)
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Post by: Gina Marie on February 22, 2011, 11:15:22 PM
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Post by: staci on February 23, 2011, 03:28:54 PM
oooo oooo, I got one. Beverly D' Angelo. Played in Chevy Chase vacation movies. One of her own where she was a black widow and would poison her husbands drink, then tried to seduce his son by flashing those big things. hee hee.
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Post by: watcher1 on February 23, 2011, 07:43:29 PM
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Post by: staci on February 23, 2011, 08:00:00 PM
Yeah, those things. A lot bigger than my "bumps".
Need help with the spelling on this next one - Dyann Cannon. Starred Willie Nelson in some movies and I think was in Bob, bill, nancy and alice. whatever. hee
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Post by: watcher1 on February 23, 2011, 08:05:20 PM
Dyan Cannon. She starred in Bob, Ted, Carol and Alice.
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Post by: GaryMN_2008 on February 23, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
Mrs Cary Grant, too, wasn't she?
Like your taste in girls, Staci
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Post by: Bigdaddymmm3 on February 23, 2011, 09:15:27 PM
Mmmmmm....how about a pair?? Leelee Sobieski & Tricia Helfer !!!! YUM!
Thanks for the heads up BC!! Try these instead! http://blog.fooyoh.com/_data/patpoh/images/20080121/leelee-sobieski-upskirt-03.jpg http://www.mongrelmedia.com/data/ftp/Walk%20All%20Over%20Me/WAOM11.jpg http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Tricia-Helfer/Tricia-Helfer-11.JPG
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Post by: buddyChrist on February 23, 2011, 09:27:03 PM
bigdaddy, your link does not work.
Here is one that I have recently added. Anna Torv (http://img179.imagevenue.com/loc106/th_91844_09_anna_torv_nipple_0310_lg1_123_106lo.jpg) (http://img179.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91844_09_anna_torv_nipple_0310_lg1_123_106lo.jpg) (http://img102.imagevenue.com/loc200/th_91998_11_anna_torv_underwear_0310_lg1_123_200lo.jpg) (http://img102.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91998_11_anna_torv_underwear_0310_lg1_123_200lo.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 23, 2011, 09:46:30 PM
Olivia from Fringe? Nice call!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 23, 2011, 09:47:12 PM
Monica Lewinsky... ;) You can read about my fantasy about her...
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Post by: MIMIMOM39 on February 25, 2011, 09:22:13 AM
Nice Watcher. She was hot in her masturbation scene in a movie called THE SENTINEL as well.
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Post by: MIMIMOM39 on February 25, 2011, 09:33:07 AM
Now I see it was Staci that suggested Beverly D'A...giving credit where credit is due. And StarSapphire seconded Mary Tyler Moore... lovely, those long powerful legs, limber...and her sexy mouth... that could do wonderful things to me.
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Post by: joan1984 on February 25, 2011, 03:23:31 PM
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Post by: roosterfish on February 25, 2011, 08:41:43 PM
Natalie Portman, she is hot.
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Post by: fatherjack on February 25, 2011, 09:11:42 PM
I think the girl on the weather channel Jen Carfagnio, don't know the proper spelling, is hot, she looks great in her clothes
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 26, 2011, 04:37:38 AM
This is who'd love to fuck [if they looked like this] http://d.peperonity.info/c/d/a00830/724123/ssc3/home/001/celebrities.nude/olsen_t.jpg [i hope i did it right...]
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Post by: watcher1 on February 26, 2011, 01:57:42 PM
Link for higher resolution: http://www.mymostwanted.com/gallery/data/1282/emmawatson-dot-ws_empirefilmawards-inside-2005-10.jpg (http://www.mymostwanted.com/gallery/data/1282/emmawatson-dot-ws_empirefilmawards-inside-2005-10.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 01, 2011, 01:05:36 AM
I agree with you, Danny. I didn't have any interest in Harry Potter until i read i sex story with Hermione jerkin Harry off then blowing him, and i like to think of her at about the same age in that fantasy.
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Post by: Danny_Difference on March 01, 2011, 02:02:58 AM
This last picture is a look that I use to recollect often, depicting wonder, amazement, nervousness, some kind of innocent disgust and some elementairy trust.
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 01, 2011, 05:06:24 AM
A BIG WOO Danny. Great pics and a great lady.
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Post by: GwgMCMLX on March 01, 2011, 05:41:43 PM
Megan Fox!
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Post by: Mister Dream on March 02, 2011, 11:40:57 PM
such a nice bottom the little Mudblood has
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Post by: Gina Marie on March 03, 2011, 03:27:08 AM
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Post by: martinjh99 on March 03, 2011, 01:47:23 PM
ooh Demi - yes please - she has a lovely body there!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 03, 2011, 01:48:08 PM
I don't know if you'd call her a celebrity but i'd fuck writer Jackie Collins. Great tits... ;)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 03, 2011, 03:07:49 PM
Hmmm, Audrey... You just reminded me of the sisters, Audrey and Judy Landers. Judy had some great tits...
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Post by: staci on March 03, 2011, 04:13:55 PM
King Kong was on HBO last night. Jessica Lange was hot in those little shorts. Yum
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 03, 2011, 09:47:21 PM
You're welcome, Danny D! There are so many celebrities over the years i've fantasized about that i forget but this thread reminds me at times. And sexy Staci, i agree, Jessica Lange is very hot. I'd seen pics from The Postman Always Rings Twice and she looked so hot in there. Maureen McCormick [Marcia Brady] is another one [even know i think she's hot, she was in a country music video with Jason Alexander from Seinfeld a few years back]. Celebrity Sleuth ran a nip slip pic of her in one of it's first issues. Yum...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 07, 2011, 08:35:46 PM
The female detective on Detroit 1-8-7 i'd love to fuck. *drools*
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 08, 2011, 01:40:45 AM
How about Mariska Hargirtay http://4img.skins.be/1/3/3/8/9/3/6/mariska-hargitay4x3.jpg http://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mariska-hargitay.jpg http://pixel.surpasshosting.com/~keithja/autographs/mariskahargitay6.jpg
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Post by: Bigdaddymmm3 on March 08, 2011, 02:11:29 AM
Good call SG!! :emot_bigokay:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 08, 2011, 02:41:16 AM
I love the episode of Law & Order: SVU when Stabler was undercover as a U.S. customs agent and Olivia came out of his bathroom in just her bra pretending to be a hooker when the bad guys come to visit... ;)
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 08, 2011, 04:02:57 AM
I love the episode of Law & Order: SVU when Stabler was undercover as a U.S. customs agent and Olivia came out of his bathroom in just her bra pretending to be a hooker when the bad guys come to visit... ;)
THANK YOU! I had never seen that, had a nice cum on the second viewing.... :aol_poundit:
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Post by: insatiable on March 09, 2011, 05:59:55 PM
Danny, none of the pics you posted is visible to us. Please try using some other image hosting site. Couple of suggestions : RavishPics (http://ravishpics.com/ (http://ravishpics.com/)), our own image hosting for our sister site, and Imgur (http://imgur.com/ (http://imgur.com/)), both are a great choices.
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Post by: Danny_Difference on March 09, 2011, 06:18:08 PM
Danny, none of the pics you posted is visible to us. Please try using some other image hosting site. Couple of suggestions : RavishPics (http://ravishpics.com/ (http://ravishpics.com/)), our own image hosting for our sister site, and Imgur (http://imgur.com/ (http://imgur.com/)), both are a great choices.
-I have changed my last post accordingly to your advise, but you are the first one with this message. Others seem to see pictures stored by Imageshack...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 09, 2011, 07:36:46 PM
The actress that plays Agent Hightower on The Mentalist is pretty sexy...
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Post by: joan1984 on March 09, 2011, 08:05:52 PM
Do you mean Robin Tunney? (http://www.slutceleb.com/7/robin_tunney_naked_sceen/images/tunney_robin24.jpg) http://www.metacafe.com/watch/290160/robin_tunney/
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 09, 2011, 08:28:46 PM
Robin is cute, but i mean the black lady who's in hiding now, Patrick is hiding her from Red John. Her real name is Aisha Tyler.
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 10, 2011, 01:53:20 AM
Ok, how about Pauley Perrette, or Abby from NCIS? http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16700000/Pauley-Abby-pauley-perrette-16700216-1024-768.jpg
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Post by: staci on March 10, 2011, 03:12:23 AM
either one would be good SG
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 10, 2011, 03:30:16 AM
Thank you Staci. I love them both, and would love to love them both. ;D
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Post by: martinjh99 on March 10, 2011, 09:55:57 PM
Have to agree with you there Danny - Only seen her in Scott Pilgrim though.
Definate Hotty if you ask me!
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 12, 2011, 03:07:34 PM
I was watching the news this morning and realized how hot Amy Robach really is. I have always thought she was very pretty. http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2461/vlcsnap638248chx0.png
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 12, 2011, 04:13:31 PM
Speaking of news anchors, Katie Couric is pretty hot. Especially when she had longer hair... And there was one named Jane something... Connie Chung is sexy, too.
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Post by: martinjh99 on March 12, 2011, 05:43:12 PM
Danny where did you get those Mary Elisabeth Winstead pics from?
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Post by: watasch on March 12, 2011, 07:42:25 PM
Oh so many choices and such little time and opportunity. Some good names mentioned.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 12, 2011, 08:11:00 PM
That news anchor i was thinking of earlier is Jane Pauley.
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Post by: Mister Dream on March 12, 2011, 08:38:34 PM
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Post by: Bigdaddymmm3 on March 13, 2011, 03:53:22 AM
Nice work on Laura Joan!!! & yeah....you gotta love Jackie!!! The naughty little bitch.....lol.....don't ya wanna just spank her ass??? ;D
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 14, 2011, 12:21:13 AM
I watched the news again this morning and remembered the ever playful Jenna Wolfe. She can be very hot and she has a very bubbly personality. http://www1.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/photos/stylus/148678-wolfe_jenna_large.jpg http://i28.tinypic.com/ndyrt.jpg
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Post by: Bigdaddymmm3 on March 14, 2011, 01:58:33 AM
Good call SG!
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 14, 2011, 02:21:41 AM
Thanks BigD.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 14, 2011, 10:59:34 PM
I just saw i photo of Shania Twain on tv. The way she was staring at the horse with her... :P
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Post by: Mark on March 15, 2011, 10:00:44 AM
Kristen Kreuk is my favorit.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 15, 2011, 06:30:34 PM
Mmmm... Lana Lang...
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Post by: joan1984 on March 15, 2011, 06:42:37 PM
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Post by: Mark on March 16, 2011, 01:03:19 PM
Greate pic joan.
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Post by: PhDDave on March 17, 2011, 05:23:06 AM
Have to agree about Laura Prepon
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Post by: Elizabeth on March 17, 2011, 05:29:08 PM
To be completely honest (and I mean really honest)...none of them!! Give me someone who's down to earth, real , (and for gods sakes not always looking like he/she has to pose for the camera!!!). "Tom Cruise" If your reading this the mothership has arrived and wants to pick you up and take you to the home world...soooo just flap your arms a little harder and you might just get airborne..or get a running start off a cliff!!! (opps did I just say that??)............ :-X :-X
Love, Liz
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Post by: Elizabeth on March 17, 2011, 05:32:44 PM
I know....I know...I really should be nice.....(should I)???? Thinks about it......"Naw".....actually thinks again about it....."FUCK NO"...
Love, Liz
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 17, 2011, 08:32:27 PM
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Post by: ColonelKnowledge on March 23, 2011, 05:21:16 PM
With the passing yesterday of Elizabeth Taylor, one of my early fantasy women is gone. I remember finding an article about famous women topless in Playboy. Elizabeth Taylor was one of the women shown. As I recall her nipples were very dark on those magnificent breasts. In my mind I satisfied that beautiful woman many times. RIP Beauty.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 23, 2011, 07:21:30 PM
Not Elizabeth Taylor!!! :'(
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Post by: watasch on March 23, 2011, 07:31:43 PM
Elizabeth Taylor was a woman of her time. RIP. :(
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Post by: ColonelKnowledge on March 23, 2011, 07:54:32 PM
Elizabeth Taylor was a very sexy woman. Thank you Toein for the pics. I see my memory wasn't correct. Her nipples were not dark at all. Great pics though...maybe I will have to give her a tribute.
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Post by: robert432123 on March 25, 2011, 02:44:36 AM
TAYLOR SWIFT is the tightest pussy that comes to mind...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 25, 2011, 04:52:33 AM
Yeah, Gia, the chick on that show with the guy, she's almost as smokin' hot as you! :) I agree with you, Watcher, doesn't hurt to repeat. I bet we already have Roma Downey from Touched By An Angel up on here already, too...
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Post by: sogoodfeelin on March 25, 2011, 05:25:19 AM
demi moore, always wanted
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 25, 2011, 06:14:35 AM
Yeah, but i want Demi circa the mid-80s. She really, really got me hard in No Small Affair and One Crazy Summer.
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Post by: MissBarbara on March 26, 2011, 01:42:33 AM
Here are my Top 5:
1) Kate Winslet 2) Kate Winslet 3) Kate Winslet 4) Kate Winslet 5) Kate Winslet
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Post by: Bigdaddymmm3 on March 26, 2011, 01:53:19 AM
1) Kate Winslet 2) Kate Winslet 3) Kate Winslet 4) Kate Winslet 5) Kate Winslet
Enjoy MissBarbara! ;D
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Post by: staci on March 26, 2011, 04:12:35 AM
I need some help on this one. Jeri somebody. Been in a lot of sci fi movies. was on that program about a swamp. She was the sheriffs wife. sos, help lol
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 26, 2011, 04:24:30 AM
Jeri Ryan is hot, she played 7 Of 9 on Star Trek: Voyager. But i i don't remember her playing a sheriff's wife...
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Post by: lesbian_girl on March 26, 2011, 05:58:37 AM
I would fuck Jessica Alba...She has nice tits
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Post by: joan1984 on March 26, 2011, 11:03:17 AM
I need some help on this one. Jeri somebody. Been in a lot of sci fi movies. was on that program about a swamp. She was the sheriffs wife. sos, help lol
Let's see... Is it this Jeri ?
or maybe this one ? Jeri Ryan
Miss Illinois, third runner up to Miss America - one of Watcher's! http://jeriryanfan.com/biography.html
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Post by: joan1984 on March 26, 2011, 11:05:32 AM
I need some help on this one. Jeri somebody. Been in a lot of sci fi movies. was on that program about a swamp. She was the sheriffs wife. sos, help lol
OMG! Pubic hair on a porn site! There must be millions of teenage boys out there who get the shock of their lives when their hand sneaks down inside there girl's nickers for the first time, "Christ, she's growing a beard!"
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Post by: Bexy on March 26, 2011, 08:08:35 PM
OMG! Pubic hair on a porn site! There must be millions of teenage boys out there who get the shock of their lives when their hand sneaks down inside there girl's nickers for the first time, "Christ, she's growing a beard!"
:emot_laughing: Quite right Grm. Hm, girls with beards ...maybe I could be bi after all. ;D
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Post by: MissBarbara on March 29, 2011, 12:16:38 AM
I have only been a member of this site for a few days, but one thing I've learned is that I never have to use Google again. All I have to do is mention a name, and before I can Google it, someone has already posted an absolutely delicious picture of her.
You guys rock!
P.S. Paget Brewster...
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Post by: joan1984 on March 29, 2011, 12:23:10 AM
I have only been a member of this site for a few days, but one thing I've learned is that I never have to use Google again. All I have to do is mention a name, and before I can Google it, someone has already posted an absolutely delicious picture of her.
You guys rock!
P.S. Paget Brewster...
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Post by: MissBarbara on March 29, 2011, 12:26:16 AM
OMFG!
What movie is that from?!?!?
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Post by: insatiable on March 29, 2011, 12:49:02 AM
I can't see the pic but i know exactly what you're talking about... ;)
That reminds me must dig out the DVD's not watched em for ages!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 29, 2011, 09:50:46 PM
I always try to watch The Mummy movies ever now and then. How about Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing with Hugh Jackman? She looked awesome in those tight, tight pants...
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Post by: martinjh99 on March 29, 2011, 09:52:44 PM
Heard of Kate but not seen her in that particular movie...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 29, 2011, 11:15:40 PM
She looks really good in there... Really, really good... *drolls*
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 30, 2011, 04:08:21 AM
I am now watching Body of Proof, and Dana Delany is very sexy.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 30, 2011, 04:26:45 AM
Oh, yeah, SG? I'm now watching The Good Wife and Archie Punjabi [Kalinda] is hotter. :)
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Post by: SouthernGent on March 30, 2011, 04:33:56 AM
I could not argue with her Geminiguy. She is very hot.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 30, 2011, 06:27:19 AM
Come on, Toe... I was 25 minutes into the show, it's not like it just started and i had just seen her name. Besides, i was too busy drooling over her body...
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Post by: watcher1 on March 30, 2011, 02:02:57 PM
Ah now Pammy in her prime I would certainly like to fuck...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 30, 2011, 10:03:41 PM
We mentioned Scarlett in Eight Legged Freaks in another post. That movie also featured the equally hot Kari Wuhrer. *drools*
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 31, 2011, 08:34:37 AM
Michelle Ryan, the British actress who played in the remake of the Bionic Woman.
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Post by: SouthernGent on April 01, 2011, 01:49:04 AM
I don't know if I or someone else has mentined her but how about Shania Twain? I just seen an image of her and she is still hot. I guess she also fits in the MILF category too. ;D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 01, 2011, 05:25:06 AM
Shania is sooooo sexy... Great, long hair, amazing body, large breasts... :)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 01, 2011, 05:28:57 AM
Amanda Righetti on The Mentalist
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Post by: pablo on April 01, 2011, 05:17:51 PM
Odd, I've been reading through this thread, even looking at the women here but have no interest in fucking any of them.
I think it's the fact that they are unattainable that makes them less attractive and without the real chance (even in fantasy) of me fucking them I don't care.
Anyone share this idea with me or am I just a freak...wait maybe you shouldn't answer that. LOL.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 01, 2011, 05:25:01 PM
I'm sure you're not the only person who does't get turned on by celebrities. I'm sure they're in the minority but who can say? Everybody his their interests, nothing wrong with not liking something or someone.
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Post by: SouthernGent on April 02, 2011, 01:18:16 AM
The fact that they are a celebrity is not what make them hot to me. I could care less, it is the fact that they are hot. That is just my opinion. I know I will never have any lady who is a size 2, but that doesn't mean that I would be turned on by one.
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Post by: RopeFiend on April 02, 2011, 05:34:25 AM
I don't care if it's unobtainable or not, ALL women turn me on!
Admittedly to greater or lesser extents, but still... when you're horny 24/7, you can't afford to be a purist. Take 'em off that pedestal and visualize 'em in between the sheets is my motto. ;D
Why, yes, OF COURSE I'm undressing you with my eyes. I'm merely more circumspect about it than the other perverts, but I do it ALL the time. Fortunately I have VERY good control over the proud reflex or I'd be embarrassing myself all day long.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 02, 2011, 08:35:50 AM
And that was the Thought Of The Day from Jerry 'Ropefiend' Springer. :) I haven't watched that in a long time...
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Post by: staci on April 02, 2011, 04:37:18 PM
Odd, I've been reading through this thread, even looking at the women here but have no interest in fucking any of them.
I think it's the fact that they are unattainable that makes them less attractive and without the real chance (even in fantasy) of me fucking them I don't care.
Anyone share this idea with me or am I just a freak...wait maybe you shouldn't answer that. LOL.
Your opinion. Thanks
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Post by: watcher1 on April 02, 2011, 07:53:28 PM
Odd, I've been reading through this thread, even looking at the women here but have no interest in fucking any of them.
I think it's the fact that they are unattainable that makes them less attractive and without the real chance (even in fantasy) of me fucking them I don't care.
Anyone share this idea with me or am I just a freak...wait maybe you shouldn't answer that. LOL.
As to celebrities, the hardest part would be getting past their super huge egos. But isn't the thought a woman may be unattainable just want you to try that much harder? Here in the fantasy world of KB, let your imagination run wild and pleasure yourself with the belief that any celebrity will gladly succumb to your romantic lines. Or your physical attributes? ;D
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Post by: Bexy on April 02, 2011, 09:29:59 PM
And that was the Thought Of The Day from Jerry 'Ropefiend' Springer. :) I haven't watched that in a long time...
:emot_weird: What on earth is the resemblance between Ropefiend and Jerry Springer, other than that they both carry the XY genes?
GG was drawing a parallel to Springer, because he ends every show with a "deep thought" monologue... it is an American thing, Bexy. *sigh* Things that make me wish I was born in Europe...
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Post by: Gina Marie on April 02, 2011, 11:19:17 PM
And if I have not said so before... She is WAY HIGH on my list!
OK, no 'deep thoughts' or morals, I like a gal that practices! :emot_laughing:
Always nice to have a lighthearted laugh at the simple things in life, such as the implied practice with the "Shake Weight"....a little smile and laughter go a long way to making life much more enjoyable. Nice clip Rope! :emot_laughing:
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Post by: pablo on April 04, 2011, 12:18:35 AM
Interesting replies...like to hear other peoples ideas.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 12, 2011, 11:16:06 PM
Madeline Zima. Google nude pics of her. You'll find some hot topless pics of her from . Californication.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 13, 2011, 04:11:30 PM
I don't know, i still can't view pics, but i'm sure everyone will enjoy what you found, Toe, you always find hot pics. :) How about the medical examiner on Castle? She's so hot...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 13, 2011, 04:43:33 PM
Sorry about that. Hope your computer is all right...
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Post by: hornyson on April 14, 2011, 10:07:35 PM
Alyssa Milano :emot_thdrool:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 14, 2011, 11:36:07 PM
I watched Alyssa on Who's The Boss? when i was growing up. I had a huge crush on her then, but not so much then.
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Post by: watcher1 on April 19, 2011, 03:48:45 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 20, 2011, 02:48:50 PM
How about Lake Bell? She was on Boston Legal then left to do Surface. We got to see her in very little on Surface a lot... ;)
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Post by: Bird4378 on April 21, 2011, 07:50:57 AM
I love Julianna Guill. She played Bree in the Friday the 13th reboot. She looks a little like Amanda Bynes. She wears really short jean shorts in that movie. She has a really sexy dance scene. She has huge natural breasts. You get to see them during a really long sex scene, along with her ass and a split second pussy shot. She rides the guy forever. One of the longest mainstream movie sex scenes I've ever seen.
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Post by: Gina Marie on April 21, 2011, 08:01:10 AM
I love Julianna Guill. She played Bree in the Friday the 13th reboot. She looks a little like Amanda Bynes. She wears really short jean shorts in that movie. She has a really sexy dance scene. She has huge natural breasts. You get to see them during a really long sex scene, along with her ass and a split second pussy shot. She rides the guy forever. One of the longest mainstream movie sex scenes I've ever seen.
I gave u a woo for that......my first one, very satisfying, I hope it was good for you too. lol
Thank you. and yes, was good for me too...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 22, 2011, 01:48:22 AM
Have i mentioned the ladies of Rules Of Engagement? Both Audrey and Jen are smokin' hot! I've met the twin of the actress who plans Jen. Knowing that 2 woman who look like that exists drives me crazy...
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Post by: pepperpotts93 on April 22, 2011, 10:48:46 PM
Bird, does Julianna Guill or her partner get butchered at the end of that sex scene? 'Cause if so, that would be a big turn-off for me. (Call me crazy.) -- Gwen (22/f/Alabama)
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Post by: Oz_sammi on April 23, 2011, 12:34:20 AM
Not sure if she is a celebrity, but that Palin woman who ran for president or vice president, love the glasses, mmmmm
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 23, 2011, 04:53:56 AM
I agree with you on Sarah Palin... *drools* I wrote a story with her in it.
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Post by: Bird4378 on April 23, 2011, 08:32:32 AM
Bird, does Julianna Guill or her partner get butchered at the end of that sex scene? 'Cause if so, that would be a big turn-off for me. (Call me crazy.) -- Gwen (22/f/Alabama)
No, they're alive a good while after that scene.
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Post by: licksnkissez on April 24, 2011, 02:14:40 AM
Ally Walker. Played a lesbian on Sons of Anarchy. OMG she's hawt!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 28, 2011, 09:04:51 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker was hot in Footloose, short with dark hair, mmmm...
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Post by: pablo on April 29, 2011, 07:24:46 PM
It would be interesting to hear why people want to have sex with someone like Sarah Jessica. To me, I really think she is homely. But I bet people I think are attractive others may say the same thing.
Is it that she reminds you of someone? Or perhaps the movie/tv show they are in reminds you of a situation you were in?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 29, 2011, 11:52:10 PM
Here's a blast from the past: I caught the last 25 minutes of a 1968 movie called Secret Life Of An American Wife, the wife was played by Anne Jackson and i'd've loved to fuck her... Her voice, her hair, her body, she was amazing. Almost spilled out of her nightgown at the end of the movie. Very nice...
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Post by: hornyson on May 04, 2011, 12:59:03 PM
Not sure they are exactly celebrities but any and all of the FOX News babes. In fact I would like to have a FOX News babe orgy. You are all invited of course, but I call firsts on all of Courtney Freiles (probably spelled that wrong) holes.
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Post by: joan1984 on May 04, 2011, 01:06:32 PM
Not sure they are exactly celebrities but any and all of the FOX News babes. In fact I would like to have a FOX News babe orgy. You are all invited of course, but I call firsts on all of Courtney Freiles (probably spelled that wrong) holes.
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Post by: joan1984 on May 04, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
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Post by: pablo on May 04, 2011, 05:00:01 PM
Sometimes it's the most conservative ones that get the naughtiest!
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Post by: theclown74 on May 04, 2011, 11:24:16 PM
I'd fuck these 2 twin cuties, Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen! I'd love to see them share my cock between the 2 of them! (http://wallcrow.com/images/A/Ashley%20Olsen%20And%20Mary%20Kate%20Olsen/Ashley%20Olsen%20and%20Mary%20Kate%20Olsen-0975.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 05, 2011, 02:24:22 AM
Did we ever mention, from Silver Spoons, Buck Rogers and Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday, Erin Gray?
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Post by: theclown74 on May 05, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Good one Geminiguy! She's a hottie! Another hot fuck from classic TV would be Lorretta Swit who played Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan on MASH! Now she's a babe!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 05, 2011, 05:15:29 AM
I have a somewhat recent DVD called Board Heads where Loretta plays a slutty landlady trying to seduce her surfer tenant. You could tell she'd had her breasts enlarged... *drools*
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 05, 2011, 04:24:25 PM
I posted a story early this morning and i decided to name the women in the story Caroline, and i don't know why, but i remembered the actress who played the Governor's secretary on Benson. But i can't remember if the actress was Caroline or the character...
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Post by: aventurousexplorer on May 05, 2011, 11:11:45 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 07, 2011, 04:09:02 AM
Yes indeed, William Katt porking Susan in First Love. Ironically, 13 years later he appeared in a movie called Last Call where he porked Shannon Tweed. Lucky guy...
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Post by: theclown74 on May 07, 2011, 05:06:51 AM
William Katt got happy fracking Susan Dey and he got even more happy fracking Shannon Tweed, he is one lucky bastard. Shannon Tweed would be a nice fuck and her sister Tracy Tweed, just ask Andrew Stevens who was always fracking Shannon in movies!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 07, 2011, 06:33:11 AM
Rochelle Swanson has a great set of tits and had done a lot of those softcore thriller type movies. Tanya Roberts also.
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Post by: rowdyrugby on May 09, 2011, 12:14:52 AM
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Post by: rowdyrugby on May 09, 2011, 03:19:01 AM
Why thank you sir
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 09, 2011, 09:24:22 AM
Eva La Rue, Natalia from CSI: Miami, who looks like she may have died on last night's season finale. Boti Bliss was hot, too. I wonder why she left. She had a better hairdo in Campus Daze and showed her tits. ;)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 10, 2011, 10:56:00 PM
Yes, Alyson is hot, but Michelle Trachtenberg is wan hotter.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 10, 2011, 10:56:43 PM
Yes, Alyson is hot, but Michelle Trachtenberg is way hotter.
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Post by: Mote on May 11, 2011, 12:52:21 AM
I know, I'm weird, but I got a bit of a chub yesterday from the guy in those lame 21st Century insurance commercials.
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Post by: rowdyrugby on May 11, 2011, 08:20:01 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 15, 2011, 09:23:00 AM
Milla was so young and sexy in Return To The Blue Lagoon... Brian Krause was one lucky s.o.b. ;)
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Post by: bakeboss on May 15, 2011, 03:42:11 PM
I have some celeb stories I wrote that I'd like to share with you and I'd love to get your feedback on them: http://www.literotica.com/s/angelina-and-her-husband http://www.literotica.com/s/ginger-or-mary-ann http://www.literotica.com/s/kim-kardashians-back-door http://www.literotica.com/s/judgment-of-paris
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 15, 2011, 11:48:52 PM
We sure hope you're going to actually post your stories here instead of making us leave... ;)
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Post by: Fanta_C on May 16, 2011, 12:38:01 PM
Rihanna is my big fantasy at the moment. :emot_kiss:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 16, 2011, 01:38:33 PM
Then check out my Rihanna story... Have i mentioned Marcia Cross, Bree from Desperate Housewives? Vanessa Williams on there is hot hot hot, too...
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Post by: Fanta_C on May 16, 2011, 01:43:02 PM
That's true about a lot of hispanic women. They look hotter with more 'meat on their bones'. [/quote
Hell yes, Eva Mendes!! http://www.celebritythunder.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Eva-Mendes-1.jpg
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 25, 2011, 05:59:33 PM
Hmmm... Now i'm having a hard time deciding which Spice Girl i'd love to fuck if they all were pregnant... Well, not that hard of a time, i narrowed it down to Ginger, Baby, and Scary. ;)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 25, 2011, 06:11:20 PM
I want Ginger in my bedroom, Baby in the living room, and Scary in the bathroom...
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Post by: TinyDancer on May 25, 2011, 07:49:53 PM
xxx
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Post by: pepperpotts93 on May 26, 2011, 05:48:41 PM
Heather Morris of Glee has achieved No. 2 status at the moment (behind years-long No. 1 Scarlett Johansson), thanks in part to her spread in the current Women's Health magazine. OMG! -- XXOO Gwen (22/f/NC)
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Post by: 501sGuy on May 26, 2011, 05:49:18 PM
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Post by: Laurababy19 on June 08, 2011, 03:03:30 AM
Olivia Munn!!!
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Post by: 501sGuy on June 08, 2011, 04:24:46 AM
Salma Hayek
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Post by: enchantedpagan012 on June 08, 2011, 05:25:45 AM
grace park
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 08, 2011, 05:51:11 AM
Heather Matarazzo. My mother was watching the The Princess Diaries Saturday night, i saw the last few minutes and hadn't known she was in the movie. The first time i saw Heather she played the daughter on the short-lived CBS series Now And Again [John Goodman gets hits by a subway train and they put his brain in bionic Eric (Martin Fitygerald Without A Trace) Close's body] as the daughter. She wasn't very attractive then but she's become a hottie based on her nudes in Celebrity Sleuth from Hostel: Part II... *drools*
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Post by: enchantedpagan012 on June 08, 2011, 01:54:52 PM
Heather Matarazzo. My mother was watching the The Princess Diaries Saturday night, i saw the last few minutes and hadn't known she was in the movie. The first time i saw Heather she played the daughter on the short-lived CBS series Now And Again [John Goodman gets hits by a subway train and they put his brain in bionic Eric (Martin Fitygerald Without A Trace) Close's body] as the daughter. She wasn't very attractive then but she's become a hottie based on her nudes in Celebrity Sleuth from Hostel: Part II... *drools*
Mainstream film and TV actress Alyssa Milano performed hard core film with now porn billionaire Peter North.
o xHamster and IMDb websites ... http://xhamster.com/movies/683854/alyssa_milano_and_peter_north_full_version.html http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000192/bio
:sign_wow:
Nutty_and_Fun .. (o:
Are you sure that's Alyssa Milano?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 13, 2011, 08:59:57 PM
I just watched League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen again, and Peta Wilson was so hot in their with dark hair and looking busty... ;)
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Post by: martinjh99 on June 14, 2011, 04:09:59 PM
Saw an old movie last night (2003) with a Tilda Swinton. She had nice legs but don't know much about her.
I first saw her in "Michael Clayton," a nifty little thriller starring George Clooney.
For me, she's one of those women who it's hard to put your finger precisely what it is about her that makes her so appealing, but whatever it is, she has it.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 18, 2011, 11:23:17 PM
I agree with Toe, Aishwarya Rai is gorgeous!
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Post by: watcher1 on June 19, 2011, 12:57:06 AM
There you have it boys and girls. Class and sex appeal.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 21, 2011, 03:52:42 AM
I guess porn stars and pageant winners can be considered celebrities but when i think of celebrities i think of Liv Tyler's hotter sister, Mia... *drools*
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Post by: roy1951 on June 22, 2011, 02:38:43 AM
Diane Lane :emot_kiss:
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Post by: Mister Dream on June 22, 2011, 06:17:31 PM
just re-iterating my undying worship of Helena Bonham Carter
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 23, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Mmmm, she was hot in her tv series Karen Cisco and in Sin City... *drools*
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Post by: D.W. Washburn on June 23, 2011, 01:17:50 PM
Has anyone named D.W. Washburn yet.? :emot_kiss: :emot_laughing: :roll:
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Post by: Mister Dream on June 23, 2011, 05:14:02 PM
I'd fuck these 2 twin cuties, Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen! I'd love to see them share my cock between the 2 of them! (http://wallcrow.com/images/A/Ashley%20Olsen%20And%20Mary%20Kate%20Olsen/Ashley%20Olsen%20and%20Mary%20Kate%20Olsen-0975.jpg)
A big WOO from me to. For all 4 of them ;D
did they get implants?
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Post by: MissBarbara on June 23, 2011, 05:56:00 PM
That movie was so good and so depressing, all at the same time. Major libido killer.
I agree, especially since I was in the corporate world for thirty years and witnessed the effects on people due to layoffs, downsizing, mergers.
One of my favorite lines in the movie was when Affleck's brother-in-law hears his boss made 700 times what the shipbuilder was making and asks Affleck if he thinks his boss worked 700 times harder than that shipbuilder.
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Post by: watcher1 on June 27, 2011, 02:46:39 PM
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Post by: ChrisPretzel on July 19, 2011, 05:23:31 PM
Marissa Tomei, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie (of course), Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jennifer Anniston, Eva Longoria, Charlize Theron, Zooey Deschanel, Anne Hathaway, Annette Bennet, Kate Bekinsale, Jessica Alba, and Drew Barrymore.
Probably not all at once, though.
Not ever being that I'm married, as are they. It's a nice thought, though.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 19, 2011, 08:32:56 PM
Helen Hunt has a great body which she bared in The Waterdance. I think her young 'twin' Leelee Sobieski is hotter, though... Maybe a threesome with them would be in order... :P
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Post by: martinjh99 on July 19, 2011, 09:19:22 PM
Ive always wanted to get my hands on leelees tits must admit!!
Yep, those are 2 areas of Leelee's body i'd love to get my paws on... ;)
Oh yeah!! The fun we could have between us... ;)
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Post by: T.G. on July 23, 2011, 06:39:19 AM
Ashley Judd and Charlize Theron on the female side. Bruce Willis (yeah, he's kinda old now but damn he looks good) and Brad Pitt (yeah...cliche I know...) on the male side.
Ashley Judd has always had that "girl next door" appeal to me...like she was someone I could bump into in the supermarket etc... rather than a famous Hollywood star. I love her tits! Not too big, and she has nice puffy little nipples too. I really loved her character in Double Jeopardy!
Charlize Theron had a role in Devil's Advocate that really struck me as amazing. She played a typical small-town woman brought into the den of sin as her husband hit the big-time by joining a major law-firm in New York. This role really brought her down-to-earth and I've always found her to be really sexy since then.
Bruce Willis is many girls' manly-man fantasy...he gets shit done, one way or another. Oh, and he looks DAMN good doing it. They say guys with too much testosterone bald early in life...and I think that really fits with Bruce.
Most women my age have had a thing for Brad Pitt at some point or another...I mean...he is the iconic pretty-boy of my teenage years for those of us who didn't watch 90210 or the other soap-operas from the time. Sure, its more like a girlish fantasy than actual sexual attraction, but I'm positive I could have a good time given half a chance with him :D
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Post by: vinney on July 25, 2011, 12:57:43 AM
I want to know what celebrity, apart from Bre-Bree, would like to fuck me? :roll:
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Post by: T.G. on July 25, 2011, 01:30:21 AM
I liked her better as a brunette, but you barely even get to see her tits and ass in Double Jeopardy...sadly this is the best pic I can find of the scene (pretty close to the beginning of the movie...the guy she is fucking here is the one she supposedly murdered). (http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/a/AshleyJudd@DoubleJeopardy-CMA.jpg)
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Post by: watcher1 on July 25, 2011, 03:24:57 AM
I want to know what celebrity, apart from Bre-Bree, would like to fuck me? :roll:
Vinney, my man. I think the odds of you getting it on with a celebrity is as long, if not longer, than you getting lucky with Gia. Just saying. But a big WOO for having positive thoughts like these. ;D ;D
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Post by: vinney on July 25, 2011, 12:20:43 PM
Thanks Watcher oh master and font of all knowledge sexual...Once had a favourite song...what was it now? Ah yes In dreams me thinks...getting it on with a celebrity? well it might be in dreams but I'd like to think we're all celebrities in here ;D
We are, aren't we? :emot_laughing:
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Post by: T.G. on July 25, 2011, 02:19:17 PM
Do I count as a celebrity? I've not been in movies or on TV, but I am independently wealthy and well-known in certain circles~
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Post by: vinney on July 25, 2011, 05:59:10 PM
Most? Who said most of us horny guys would line up for their turn. I beg to differ. ALL horny guys would be in there..... ;D
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Post by: dawg111 on July 25, 2011, 08:28:10 PM
I used to have a friend, that was a wrestler, we had to weigh in nude most of the time, that used to say IVE GOT THE SMALLEST DICK, CAN I GO FIRST..... true story, when we were talking train fucking, anyway, he was a state champion 3 times over...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 25, 2011, 09:01:32 PM
Bianca Trump. Porn star turned $3OOO prostitute [i think that was by the hour...] Long, dark hair, olive complexion, DDD tits, wonder what she's been doing lately...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 25, 2011, 09:06:11 PM
I knew you'd reply my post, Toe. And thanks for the heads up.
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Post by: T.G. on July 25, 2011, 09:25:40 PM
quick, tell me what the limit is before you forget...mine is filling up at an alarming rate :o
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Post by: T.G. on July 25, 2011, 09:59:17 PM
I'd love to~
Seriously though I'm on day 3 here and my inbox is up to page 4. I'll start cleaning them up but it would be good to know what the limit is so i don't have to clean them up every day!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 26, 2011, 06:01:17 AM
The actress who plays Molly's sister on the CBS sitcom Mike & Molly. Blondes everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief that a tv show is portraying a dumb brunette. Their mom is kind of hot, too... ;)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 26, 2011, 07:54:26 PM
Yeah, thanks, Toe! On to Sheena Easton. "Nations go to war over woman like" her "It's just a form of appreciation." ;)
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Post by: Mister Dream on July 27, 2011, 01:01:15 AM
Yes, I am certain that Miley does not have a morality clause in her bazillion dollar Disney contract, and she turns tricks on the weekends while being videotaped, because hell, money and fame only mean so much. Sometimes you just have to go for the meat and say "fuck what dad thinks." :emot_laughing:
Hehe~
On the other hand, I can't imagine how sexually repressed she must feel living with a father who is both very famous and very overtly Christian. Its like the old question of why many catholic school girls are total freaks! There are always a set or two of eyes on you and you are trained to believe that sex is wrong unless you meet very specific and stifling conditions. Those sexual urges don't just go away, people...they just get bottled up until they can explode later.
Anyway, I'm gonna call fake for sure. Her eyes are all wrong, among other things. Oh and HOLY SHIT she almost took that whole thing in her pussy in the last bit!
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Post by: T.G. on July 27, 2011, 05:01:38 PM
I can sure as hell see what Geminiguy sees in her - id fuck her!
That pic looks pretty delicious...but she should NOT have worn those rings...they make her fingers look fat and stubby!
On a side note, body glitter gets EVERYWHERE during sex...speaking from experience. I had to wash my sheets twice before I stopped waking up sparkling~
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Post by: martinjh99 on July 27, 2011, 05:15:57 PM
Whats the rules on posting pics then? I got told the large pics could be posted as is....
Thanks Toe...
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Post by: T.G. on July 27, 2011, 05:23:08 PM
(http://ravishpics.com/images/85139206392667134793.jpg) (http://ravishpics.com/images/44936316270559049051.jpg) Or for a good hybrid option...hotlink the little version and embed a link to the big one~
You get a nice preview but don't lose out on image quality if the pic interests you!
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Post by: martinjh99 on July 27, 2011, 05:39:51 PM
Wasn't getting at you Toe just asking... Yeah Miley is a sexy hotty... So is TG too - look at her profile... ;)
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Post by: T.G. on July 27, 2011, 05:58:30 PM
I did. And I am. Whew! I wish you were a celebrity T.G., cause I'd sure like to... Oh wait, I just said that's a bad thing to say... LOL.
A good finish to that would be... I'd sure like to drag you into a closet for some fun! or I'd sure like to sit you up on the office copier and make some prints!
Sex is implied, and the fantasy is not over before it starts! WAY more creative than saying you wanna cum on my tits!
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Post by: Bexy on July 27, 2011, 07:35:43 PM
For your information, large photos can be posted and be 'shrunk' to fit the board format by adding the yellow formula between the first brackets [img width=630]
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Post by: TheBigO on July 27, 2011, 07:37:11 PM
At least for the ones, like me, that don't really watch TV or movies.
My bad if that's directed towards me. The 1st on is Emmanuelle Chiquri. The 2nd is Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame and the last is the love of my life, Mandy Moore.
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Post by: T.G. on July 29, 2011, 11:39:11 PM
Anyone know who this "celebrity" is in this video?
o XVideos website ... http://www.xvideos.com/video1181845/celebrity_hollywood_actress_leaked_sex_tape
;D
Nutty_and_Fun .. (o:
Hmm...well as long as her eyes are shut she looks like Sophia Bush...but its not her. I dunno who that is supposed to be.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 30, 2011, 05:42:48 AM
Amy Jo Johnson from Flashpoint, former Power Ranger. I love her height, anybody have any idea how talk that cutie is?
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Post by: TinyDancer on July 30, 2011, 05:51:46 AM
This is going to sound strange coming from me but here goes. In all of the galaxy there is only one woman that I want to make love with. She is not particuarly beautiful, is her demeanor and her accent and the way she moves......she has this one video, Trip My Wire...I can watch it and get off in a heartbeat....yep, is Shirly Manson. Reckon its because I have been listening to Garbage from the getgo.
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Post by: joan1984 on July 30, 2011, 06:17:40 AM
This is going to sound strange coming from me but here goes. In all of the galaxy there is only one woman that I want to make love with. She is not particuarly beautiful, is her demeanor and her accent and the way she moves......she has this one video, Trip My Wire...I can watch it and get off in a heartbeat....yep, is Shirly Manson. Reckon its because I have been listening to Garbage from the getgo.
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Post by: TinyDancer on July 30, 2011, 06:20:33 AM
Thanks Joan, I needed that! :emot_kiss: Cause I'm a bitch babe, and you're a liar....damn, is she not hot in that white top with her nipples all hard?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 30, 2011, 09:26:46 AM
Shirley Manson has a heat factor, i love the way she dresses and i remember her nip slip at a music award way back when... Very hot lady...
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Post by: TinyDancer on July 30, 2011, 01:22:51 PM
Amy Jo Johnson is same height as me....5'2"
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 30, 2011, 06:51:55 PM
Mmmm, 5'2", very sexy...
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Post by: MissBarbara on August 02, 2011, 12:00:26 AM
Maggie Lawson, who plays Det. Juliet O'Hara on "Psych"
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 02, 2011, 07:49:17 AM
Eva La Rue from CSI: Miami, previously played George López's sister on his former sitcom. She's in her 4Os now, i heard she posed nude when she was in her late teens or early 2Os. Can anyone confirm this?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 03, 2011, 12:23:30 AM
I found a few nudes of Eva LaRue, most looked fake, but one looked like her around 2O... She's listed as being a 34C, but one source implied 36C. Most of the pics i found of her were in tight, lowcut dresses, and it was totally obvious that she was not wearing bras in them, and her breasts looked immense!
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Post by: Mister Dream on August 03, 2011, 01:02:10 AM
#1 Your Helen Bonham Carter photo was ginormous. Huge (1534x3000 pixels). The best size for forum posting is about 400x600 pixels, if you want it to appear in the window.
#2 Many sites forbid hotlinking. So download the photo (good time to adjust size, p.s. by the way), and upload to http://www.ravishpics.com (http://www.ravishpics.com).
#3 Ravishpics will give you several options for reposting in this forum. I prefer just to hotlink to ravishpics. Hotlinking is not forbidden there.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 03, 2011, 07:36:11 AM
Kim Richards. I'm watching her on The Dukes Of Hazzard playing Cooter's daughter. I vaguely remember seeing her when i was growing up in those Witch Mountain movies. Very cute, very sexy...
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Post by: ChrisPretzel on August 04, 2011, 11:20:59 AM
I forgot to include Diane Lane.
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Post by: vinney on August 04, 2011, 06:19:57 PM
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Post by: Mister Dream on August 29, 2011, 04:05:52 AM
someone closer to my age...
either Evanna Lynch or Chris Colfer
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 29, 2011, 06:24:34 AM
I've got 2 i have different fantasies about from X-Men: First Class. Rose Byre plays CIA agent Moira MacTaggert, who's willing to strip down to her sex 6Os style undies to get the job done. Jennifer Lawrence plays Raven, A.K.A. Mystique, she's got in human form and in Mystique form.
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Post by: TinyDancer on August 29, 2011, 07:46:10 PM
Middle age is perfect...but Colin...well he's divine, more than doable, lol. :emot_kiss:
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Post by: Jimbor414 on August 29, 2011, 08:10:46 PM
Define middle aged. :emot_kiss:
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Post by: Mister Dream on August 30, 2011, 04:53:32 AM
she's mine you bastard!
I swear to god I'll kill you!
...
[calms down]
I should've clarified -- I don't just want to have sex with Evanna
I love her
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Post by: Jimbor414 on August 30, 2011, 03:52:30 PM
Erin Gray
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Post by: TinyDancer on August 31, 2011, 06:18:04 PM
Hard to define, I think most of age is in your head..have seen "young" people act like "old" people and vice versa.
That being said, if life expectancy is, for example, 90; if you divide by three, that would make middle age 30 through 60. Holy crap, I am middle-aged.....well, maybe I need to rethink that, lol.
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Post by: vinney on August 31, 2011, 06:24:59 PM
Bugger! I'm in the veteran class now I guess :emot_laughing:
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Post by: TinyDancer on August 31, 2011, 06:27:28 PM
No way vinney....if age is in your head, well shucks, we all know where your head is most of the time, lmao.
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Post by: licksnkissez on August 31, 2011, 06:46:05 PM
Louise Fletcher a/k/a Nurse Ratched. Don't know why I've got this little pervy picture of me as McMurphy fucking the shit out of her on a concrete floor, but I do.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 08, 2011, 09:10:07 AM
The Hallmark Channel puts out a lot of mystery movies and i like the Mystery Woman series. It features sexy Kellie Martin in the lead and Nina Siemaszko as her A.D.A. friend who got naked in 1992's Wild Orchid 2: Two Shades Of Blue. I haven't seen that movie in years...
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Post by: oscarlong on September 08, 2011, 04:52:05 PM
I like the girls with a bit of attitude apparent on their faces. Shannyn Sossaman has definitely got it...
Louise Fletcher a/k/a Nurse Ratched. Don't know why I've got this little pervy picture of me as McMurphy fucking the shit out of her on a concrete floor, but I do.
Love that movie!
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Post by: Bexy on September 08, 2011, 07:17:07 PM
With my former blond celebrity gods Eastwood and Ford getting a little old, I'm now totally smitten with this new viking. If he makes a few more movies with an awesome performance, he's so gonna replace Eric Bana as my number one.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 08, 2011, 11:32:01 PM
You're right about Joan Severance. I saw her in Criminal Passion and she's amazing... And i got Wild Cactus in mind now, too, with Playmate India Allen looking megahot...
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Post by: TinyDancer on September 09, 2011, 01:48:29 AM
Orlando Bloom
(http://i2.listal.com/image/501728/500full.jpg)
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Post by: oscarlong on September 09, 2011, 06:38:01 PM
Im not sure if she has been put on this thread yet, but I think Kate Moss would be such a crazy amazing fuck. You just know that girl would be wild...
Indeed, MissB.....hot couple for sure...one for me, one for you...very good bargain!
Um for the record, which is for whom?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 10, 2011, 12:29:23 AM
Hey, Oscar, you brought up Kate Moss. I have an awesome pic of her trapped on my old Cingular phone, her about to come down some stairs in a tight, short skirt with NO panties on. Her thick bush was on display which was and is why i love that pic... Toe, can you find it for him?
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Post by: TinyDancer on September 10, 2011, 12:49:15 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 10, 2011, 11:27:02 PM
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson. I was channel surfing last night and found Fletch on G4. It was the scene with Fletch in Gail Stanwyck's bungalow when the doorbell rang and the food he'd ordered on that rich guy's account came. Gail walks in the room in just a robe and i was like 'damn, how did i NOT notice a busty beauty like her before?' I checked her out and found out she was topless on Sex And The City, season one, episode 10.
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Post by: TinyDancer on September 10, 2011, 11:30:13 PM
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Post by: TinyDancer on September 15, 2011, 07:43:38 PM
:D why yes she would....if you can manage the jeans would be that much better! Thanks Toe.
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Post by: TinyDancer on September 15, 2011, 07:50:00 PM
LMAO...I should have known, yep I should have known!
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Post by: CardinalBlue on September 16, 2011, 05:27:07 AM
Fuck celebrities. There are plenty of gorgeous horny women who are anonymous.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 16, 2011, 09:34:43 AM
It looks like somebody is just posting to get himself into the chat room... :P Has anyone mentioned Charlotte Church?
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Post by: Grm on September 16, 2011, 03:34:42 PM
There have been quiet a few of these newbies rushing to chat, I tend to draw the line on the content of the post, one word or smilies don't hack it, nor do inane replies such as 'I like it'. I do try to give people the benefit of the doubt though.
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Post by: MissBarbara on September 16, 2011, 07:15:04 PM
Fuck celebrities. There are plenty of gorgeous horny women who are anonymous.
*sighs*
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Post by: Ashleykemper on September 16, 2011, 08:17:49 PM
Kiera Knightly or Candace Bailey
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Post by: Grm on September 16, 2011, 09:33:27 PM
Reading over my shoulder as we sit in bed, my wife commented she would like to fuck: (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r280/ktlinnstar/My%20Blog/micky.gif) When I asked her why, she said "he's cute".
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Post by: Bexy on September 16, 2011, 09:52:59 PM
Mickey? Seriously? Even as a little girl, I always found him to be the most boring, annoying, disturbingly 'always good and cheerful' Disney character.
Mickey? Seriously? Even as a little girl, I always found him to be the most boring, annoying, disturbingly 'always good and cheerful' Disney character.
Oh man, you must not have watched the old old original Disney cartoons then...Mickey started out as a pretty wily and mischievous troublemaker...causing some sort of catactrophy and then either trying to fix it or cover it up. He eventually became what people know him as today, but his roots were much different :P
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 19, 2011, 07:30:04 PM
Since we've crossed over to cartoons, i'd love to fuck Daphne from Scooby-Doo. ;)
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Post by: MissBarbara on September 19, 2011, 07:32:37 PM
Since we've crossed over to cartoons, i'd love to fuck Daphne from Scooby-Doo. ;)
And I'd love to fuck Velma. I am soooooooo gay...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 19, 2011, 07:38:57 PM
I read a Scooby-Doo story once where Velma tells Shaggy she's had a crush on him and they end up fucking. I always imagined Velma having huge tits under that orange sweater and that writer gave her those tits! *drools*
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Post by: TinyDancer on September 19, 2011, 08:08:39 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 19, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
Since who brought him up, any animal lovers want to get boned by Scoob? ;) Moving on but keeping the same theme, Jessica Rabbit is very, very fuckable. Very.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 19, 2011, 08:32:33 PM
I've seen some hot Judy Jetson cartoon porn, she's on my list, as is teenage Peebles Flintstone. I saw a pic of her getting it from daddy Fred once..
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 19, 2011, 09:19:25 PM
The older cartoons were better. Today's cartoons i'm not crazy about. Batman on back the WB was the last cartoon i really liked. I've seen some Det. Ellen Yen cartoon porn, she's another hottie...
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Post by: Mister Dream on September 23, 2011, 04:51:22 AM
are cartoons the new topic?
I'd have to concur and say Velma :-P
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Post by: bigjake59 on September 23, 2011, 05:31:50 AM
Cartoon wise, I'd have to go with Lois Griffin. But it makes me a little nervous, LOL!!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 23, 2011, 01:12:28 PM
Lois and Meg... I've seen cartoon porn with them with huge tits. Marge Simpson and Peggy Hill too...
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Post by: TinyDancer on September 23, 2011, 01:52:20 PM
Well Lois certainly does have a nice rack on her. OMFG, I can't believe that I just referred to a woman's breasts as a rack. Must be that white trash thread rubbing off on me.
*sentenced to 30 days to white trash thread*
"Somebody help me please...Between the deacons at the Primitive Baptish church and this one geezer drooling tobacco juice out the corner of his mouth, I won't last longer than a couple of days."
Sorry KB...completely off topic, but hey, its Friday. As to what celebrity I would like to fuck, hmmmmm.....today the "Boss" has a birthday, and he looks good, fuckable, as GG likes to say....Bruce Springsteen.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 23, 2011, 01:58:29 PM
Bruce's wife/gf is pretty 'fuckable', does she count as a celebrity? :P Melody Anderson. She played Dale in 1980's Flash Gordon.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 23, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Hey, rockers from Jersey have great taste! ;) I was watching "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina And The Waves earlier. Did anyone else ever find Katrina hot?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 24, 2011, 01:25:10 AM
Your loss. :P I wouldn't kick Katrina out of my bed...
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Post by: Gina Marie on September 27, 2011, 09:03:01 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 28, 2011, 06:36:21 PM
Teri Garr [hot in Young Frankenstein], Jami Gertz [hot in The Lost Boys and hotter on her sitcom Still Standing years later], Kerri Green [very hot in The Goonies, still hot when interviewed with fellow Goonies fifteen years later].
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 28, 2011, 07:03:41 PM
Damn, you're right! :D I was focusing on the horror/comedy theme, it didn't occur to me they were all G last names... :P
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Post by: ynglvr on September 29, 2011, 08:08:50 AM
not giving away which way I lean....but I would go for Emma Watson or Taylor Swift
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Post by: bob r 765 on October 11, 2011, 10:28:19 PM
for me its melissa tomei and jennifer grey
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 12, 2011, 02:27:11 AM
Amy Grant. Remember her? Christian singer, turned Pop singer, turned Christian singer again... I think she's involved in Country music now with her man Vince Gill [who offer Weight Watchers now :P ].
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 12, 2011, 02:28:20 AM
[That was 'needs' Weight Watchers now]
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Post by: vrkalak on October 12, 2011, 06:41:52 AM
The list of "What Celeb I'd like to Fuck?" is so long.
Currently, at the Top of the List, has got to be either or both:
Emma Watson (young Hermione Granger from Harry Potter) and Michelle Trachtenberg (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer - little sister)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 12, 2011, 07:31:09 AM
I agree with you on Michelle Trachtenberg. *thumbs up* I even wrote a Buffy parody about her character Dawn.
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Post by: TinyDancer on October 12, 2011, 05:22:02 PM
LOL.....eel skinner? GG...is there anybody you wouldn't fuck? Besides me, of course.
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Post by: Janus on October 12, 2011, 05:27:06 PM
I too was quite the bible Thumper, She was the object of MANY of my fantasies. If I'd have really fucked her she would have had about 100 of my kids... 8)
Janus
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Post by: staci on October 12, 2011, 06:35:45 PM
Kelly Ripa. I bet she is hot with those long legs.
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Post by: MissBarbara on October 12, 2011, 06:45:59 PM
Kelly Ripa. I bet she is hot with those long legs.
Yep. Never seen her talk show, but I saw her on a commercial for a bank last night, and I'd certainly want to share a cup of coffee with her!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 13, 2011, 02:57:25 AM
TD, start a thread of celebrities you wouldn't fuck and i'm sure i can come up with a lot...
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Post by: staci on October 13, 2011, 03:06:51 AM
lol, that detective lady on NCIS LA
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 13, 2011, 08:01:28 AM
You're right, Staci, the brunette on NCIS: Los Angeles is smokin'... Back to Amy Grant a moment, i did an image search of 'Amy Grant nude', found some yummy fakes along with this real upskirt shot http://pictures.platinum.celebs.com/amy-grant-nude-photo.jpg *drools*
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 13, 2011, 07:06:27 PM
Coach, Google 'Amy Grant nude', very first pic.
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Post by: SouthernGent on October 14, 2011, 12:35:32 AM
I don't know if anyone has named Law & Order: SVU's Mariska Hargitay. She is so hot.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 14, 2011, 03:43:01 AM
Karen Allen. I just watched her in an 'O8 movie and she's as smokin' as ever.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 14, 2011, 04:02:13 AM
And, Coach, it was a real pic of Amy's bush upskirt through her pantyhope. Sheesh...
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Post by: vrkalak on October 14, 2011, 05:19:22 AM
I too was quite the bible Thumper, She was the object of MANY of my fantasies. If I'd have really fucked her she would have had about 100 of my kids... 8)
I realize that this is a fake Amy Grant...I have had such a crush on her for as long as i can remember. And this fake amy is pretty much how I have invisioned her....She was one hot looking lady.....
Janus
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 27, 2011, 09:23:41 PM
Andrea Thompson from NYPD Blue. One of the few blondes that turn me on... [i'm surprised this thread hasn't been stickied to the top of the list...]
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Post by: staci on October 27, 2011, 10:18:04 PM
Certainly one of the most popular GG. I see three or four on Dancing with the Stars each week and wonder why they haven't made our famous List. Lacey Schwimmer(?) and Cheryl Burke would apply
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 27, 2011, 10:22:22 PM
I agree, Staci. Back to NYPD Blue, lots of juicy naked ladies were on there... Kim Delaney, the actress that played Delores, but my favorite after Andrea has to be Sheeri Rappaport. What a body!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 28, 2011, 11:21:42 PM
Sophie B. Hawkins. Between "As I Lay Me Down" and her nude art pics, she drives me crazy...
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Post by: TinyDancer on November 08, 2011, 05:17:50 PM
Anthony Bourdain...I would be his travel groupie anytime!
Just make sure he brushes his teeth after he eats pickled worms. :emot_laughing:
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Post by: TinyDancer on November 08, 2011, 07:03:10 PM
Better a pickled worm than a pickled pecker!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 08, 2011, 10:48:14 PM
Thandie Newton. In the 9Os i remember seeing photos from he nude scene in '89's Flirting in Celebrity Sleuth but i really fell hard for her in her role in Mission: Impossible II...
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Post by: StrangeIndividual on November 09, 2011, 02:28:26 PM
Not sure if she's been mentioned, if she has, she deserves another mention anyway!
The perfect combination of cute, beatiful and sexy..
Silky smooth skin.. thick, dark wavy hair.. large eyes.. high cheekbones.. cute nose.. nice shaped, plump (but not too plump) lips.. defined jawline... oh and a perfect body!
Mmm...
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Post by: heywhynot on November 09, 2011, 03:03:14 PM
^^^ - Mila is insanely sexy.
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Post by: vrkalak on November 14, 2011, 04:29:19 AM
Either Dakota or Elle Fanning . . . separate or together (I'm not picky) ;D
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Post by: Mister Dream on November 17, 2011, 04:55:23 AM
I might have to change my answer to Mila after seeing that pic.
Well here ya go. (http://home.comcast.net/~gwg1955/mila%20kunis%20bikini%20photo%20shoot.jpg)
^ Definately !! Imagine the things you could do to her ... she would be begging for 'mercy'
Or maybe, I would :P
Be begging for mercy, that is - I'm sure she would turn you every which way but loose.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 25, 2011, 05:25:43 AM
Bette Midler. I vaguely remember seeing her in an old movie years and years ago where she sang on stage and after someone approached her backstage, a reporter or record label person, and told she had a great set of lungs on her. She assumed he meant her big tits but he meant the way she sang. If it were me i'd have been referring to her tits... Bette is still hot today, adding the hot older woman factor to her mystique.
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Post by: oscarlong on November 30, 2011, 10:31:45 PM
Fuck ya Toe! Analeigh is so fucking hot! Just look at those lips. What those must feel like wrapped around your cock...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 05, 2011, 05:46:21 AM
I saw Marissa Tomei in Slums Of Beverly Hills. She had some naughty scenes in there [drunk dropping her towel showing the side of her tit, showing her niece her dildo, etc.]...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 05, 2011, 10:59:51 AM
Toe always cums through for us... I'm glad he could share what i'd enjoyed about the movie. Natasha Lyonne even more, though...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 05, 2011, 07:23:44 PM
I saw a movie with Meryl Streep, i hadn't realized how large her breasts were before...
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Post by: Mister Dream on December 09, 2011, 05:04:36 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 13, 2011, 04:16:02 PM
Kat Dennings. When i first saw that commercials for 2 Broke Girls before it actually came on, i thought to myself how hot the dark haired one was. Then my cousin said she looked familiar she i had to take another look at her [but who wouldn't anyway? :P ]. A few months ago i grabbed the latest issue of Celebrity Sleuth, and damn, Kat was in there nude, and i hadn't realized how big her tits were underneath that waitress uniform!!!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 13, 2011, 07:09:31 PM
Nice work, Master Toe. By the way, it seems Kat stuffs her melons in a 38D bra... *drools*
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 16, 2011, 08:27:30 PM
I'm watching Anne Archer in Good Guys Wear Black with Chuck Norris. Fuck, her body looks hot in all those tight outfits!!!
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Post by: rowdyrugby on December 23, 2011, 07:41:43 AM
I'm watching Anne Archer in Good Guys Wear Black with Chuck Norris. Fuck, her body looks hot in all those tight outfits!!!
Ann Archer was one of my first MILF film crushes. When I saw her in Fatal Attraction she was the wife that got cheated on. He cheated on her with Glenn Close. I never for the life of me could figure out why he'd do that....
Janus
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 24, 2011, 05:26:10 PM
Nothing wrong with bringing back favorites, Coach. And i agree, Janus. Glenn Close isn't a very attractive woman. Why choose her over Anne Archer?!? :P
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Post by: SouthernGent on December 26, 2011, 03:04:14 AM
Alex Kingston, from ER and Dr. Who.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 26, 2011, 04:22:28 AM
Speaking of ER, how about the Indian doctor? She was short and sexy...
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Post by: Ambertje on December 26, 2011, 05:28:26 PM
Guy : Aston Kutcher Girl : Alisa Milano and the harry potter girl don't now her name now
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Post by: martinjh99 on December 26, 2011, 05:36:33 PM
Thy wish is granted! :emot_laughing: Swallow or spit?
(http://i43.tinypic.com/6fulpv.jpg)
Yeah, punctuation and proper sentence structure is crucial.
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Post by: TinyDancer on December 26, 2011, 11:31:50 PM
I have mentioned before that I would like Josh Hartnett....I would love to shove him back on the bed and ravish the hell out of him. Then when he was laying there all sweaty and panting, I would lean over him and say, " oh no sugar, you ain't going nowhere....that was just the appetizer, get ready for the entree." Then I would......well anyways, I would like to perv with Josh Hartnett!
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Post by: watcher1 on December 27, 2011, 12:51:13 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 27, 2011, 01:28:32 AM
I've seen Jessica's 'hacked phone pics' from when she was pregnant, love the boobs and belly...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 27, 2011, 03:05:05 PM
I was always a watcher of Without A Trace Thursday at 10 so i never watched ER. I didn't until the final season, and she was the main reason i watched... *drools*
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Post by: Janus on December 27, 2011, 09:44:34 PM
Thank you Toe for posting Ann's pics....
Janus
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 27, 2011, 09:54:40 PM
Now i'm really going to mess with some people's heads... I know very little Spanish, but those women in those Spanish soap operas are smokin'!!! A few years ago Telemundo ran a soap called Lazos De Familia. There was an older lady on the show, she seemed to be the lead character, with dark blonde hair, maternal and sexy as hell. I think she was a doctor... Does anyone have any idea who i mean?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 30, 2011, 06:28:41 PM
Thanks, Toe! Another reason why i find mature women so hot...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 30, 2011, 07:00:21 PM
Agreed. Susan Sarandon. Very sexy...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 30, 2011, 09:18:30 PM
She can smoke and drink as long as sex and rock'n'roll are her other vices... ;)
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Post by: Janus on December 30, 2011, 09:26:17 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 30, 2011, 10:50:45 PM
Has anyone mentioned Kelly Hu yet? I'm watching her right now in The Scorpion King. She shows A LOT of skin in there...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 30, 2011, 11:08:07 PM
It's all right to talk about hot ladies over and over. :) It's the ugly ones you only should mention once... :P Kate Beckinsale is definitely one of the hot ones. Love her butt, and her sexy accent in Van Helsing.
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Post by: Janus on December 30, 2011, 11:15:28 PM
Goddam she's hot....fuck...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 30, 2011, 11:23:11 PM
Very hot. Long dark hair, sexy lips, a hot body with a perfect butt and long legs... *drools*
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Post by: Janus on December 30, 2011, 11:39:55 PM
:emot_thdrool: I would walk through fire and molten lava to have an evening with her...Kate should be ate even on a first date....LOL
Janus
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 31, 2011, 12:20:39 AM
Are you sure about that, Janus? You'd be pretty crispy and Kate might not want to go out on a date then... :P
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Post by: Janus on December 31, 2011, 12:47:59 AM
:emot_thdrool:
My drool will prevent scorching........ 8)
Janus
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 31, 2011, 01:12:28 AM
NO ONE has that much drool. :P
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Post by: Katiebee on January 04, 2012, 04:48:12 AM
Ahem. Gentlemen. Ladies first. Kate is mine.
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Post by: Janus on January 04, 2012, 06:26:50 AM
Taylor Momsen lead singer of The Pretty Reckless (http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/taylor-momsen.jpg)
Oh fuck ya! A woo to you for posting that one Eric. God damn look at that outfit, coupled with the look on her face. Just screams out, yes Im a fucking demoness in bed and I know it
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 21, 2012, 06:14:19 PM
I normally don't go for women with hair that short, but she is so sexy as is her voice...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 21, 2012, 07:02:01 PM
Peta was looking hot [at least in my opinion] in The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Plus she did a dead-on impersonation of Sean Connery, don't you think? ;)
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Post by: LeCoach on January 21, 2012, 09:07:43 PM
I don't have the ability to pull up her picture but I find Scarlett Johansen to be absolutely captivating. She actually was singing with Pete Yorn a couple of years ago and I was all, "Yeah, Pete, she can really sing can't she? What else can she do!!"
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 23, 2012, 09:07:56 PM
Of course Toe is going to reply when Scarlett's name pops [and causes something else to pop up... ;) ] not that i blame him. The Scorpions should do a remake of "There's No One Like You" in honor of Scarlett J.
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Post by: watcher1 on January 23, 2012, 11:50:50 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 26, 2012, 08:04:07 AM
Hmmm, i guess i need to start watching those Harry Potter movies...
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Post by: T.G. on January 26, 2012, 07:17:04 PM
I recently found this guy on some T.V. show one of my friends was watching. I had to look pretty hard to find him, but he is HOT in that rough-cut sorta way.
His name is Jamie Dornan, and the show I probably saw him on was "Once Upon a Time". He's TOTALLY fuckable! There are probably better pics of him, but I got lazy and used one from imdb where I found him.
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Post by: T.G. on January 26, 2012, 08:04:43 PM
Ahh, so he's a model! Well, there go my chances... I still had a shot when I thought he was a no-name actor hehehe~
Thanks for the pics toe~!
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Post by: Mister Dream on January 26, 2012, 08:52:58 PM
Hmmm, i guess i need to start watching those Harry Potter movies...
don't get your hopes too high one of, if not THE biggest flaw of the series was how sharply the roles of all the supporting characters were cut to just a few lines per movie
for example, Romilda Vane, being Harry's stalker with a crush, had a minor supporting role in Half-Blood Prince in the movie, she appears in two scenes and has no lines in either of them her actress, Anna Shaffer, is actually older than the character http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykMWctiOIdQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykMWctiOIdQ)
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Post by: Mister Dream on January 26, 2012, 08:56:39 PM
a lot of people complained that Emma Watson was far too attractive to play the plain bookworm Hermione Granger but the filmmakers really couldn't know what she would look like post-puberty, so we can't really complain
Pansy Parkinson, on the other hand, was regularly described as having the "face of a pug" to compliment her bitchiness Scarlett Byrne, who played in Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows Part 2, hardly fits that description (again, not that many complained ;-) http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1451297798/meeee.JPG (http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1451297798/meeee.JPG)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 27, 2012, 07:22:39 AM
The Hispanic actress they added to the cast of Without A Trace. What was her name, Roslyn Sanchez? She is very hot...
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Post by: oscarlong on January 27, 2012, 07:21:58 PM
Was watching Braveheart again last night for awhile and remembered the little French hottie Sophie Marceau. Very tasty. (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LQBzwFathD4/TTLlmeaMsWI/AAAAAAAAA6w/U7dvNIOvpos/s1600/31_sophie_marceau.jpg)
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Post by: TinyDancer on January 30, 2012, 08:47:28 PM
Thanks Toe...damn I love it when you get laid...so mellow you are. :emot_kiss:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 31, 2012, 12:15:13 AM
Just saw Eva Green in Casino Royale last night. Not as hot as she was in The Dreamers, but fuck, she knew how to work that cleavage... *drools* Anyone know how old she was in The Dreamers [2003 by the way]?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 31, 2012, 01:23:59 AM
She's one of those women who look younger than their age. I'd have figured her for eighteen, nineteen in The Dreamers... Thanks for the stats, Toe!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 31, 2012, 09:48:53 PM
Belinda Montgomery. She i one example of my perfect mom fantasy. And she's no 'size zero'! I just saw her on Murder, She Wrote last night and right at the beginning she's swimming and when she gets out of the pool i love the way her suit clings to her tits... [That was actually the fourth and fifth time i saw the scene :P ] Tried to do a Google Image Search of her coming out of the pool and a Google search of her bust-waist-hips measurements but found nothing.
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Post by: Bexy on February 01, 2012, 06:43:13 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 01, 2012, 08:38:16 PM
Come on, Bexy, it's not like he's ugly or anything. Haven't you seen him on the new series Ringer? Actually, i had my eyes on Sarah Michelle Gellar, but i was like, 'hey, Mr. Fantastic is playing her hubby...'. By the way, anybody here still a fan of Sarah Michelle Gellar?
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Post by: oscarlong on February 01, 2012, 08:46:51 PM
Ive been watching Shameless and Im pretty sure Emmy Rossum has got to be a tiger in the sack...
Come on, Bexy, it's not like he's ugly or anything.
He's not ugly, but he looks boring and dorky with that haircut and without a beard. Gruffud really should consider keeping the looks he had in King Arthur. That was one sexy Lancelot.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 03, 2012, 01:44:12 AM
Hell yeah! Nobody did it better than Roger.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 03, 2012, 02:02:05 AM
American History X. There's a cute blonde with mesmerizing eyes in here i just realized is Jennifer Lien who played Kes on Star Trek: Voyager. Man, is she sexy in here. This seems to be edited, does anyone know if the movie had any hot nude scenes in it?
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Post by: badgirl18 on February 03, 2012, 02:03:43 AM
I'd have to disagree with that :) Sean Connery, to me, was both more attractive and had a great personality ;D
Several female friends, say that Sean Connery has gotten sexier with age.
i'd have to agree with your lady friends ;D
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Post by: T.G. on February 03, 2012, 02:21:46 AM
Yes, Sir Sean Connery is much more distinguished in his later roles imo. I didn't think he was nearly as cool in his younger days...for one thing, that accent sure has matured over the years :)
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Post by: Grm on February 03, 2012, 02:54:23 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 03, 2012, 05:29:38 AM
Oh, hell yeah! She got totally naked in one movie i think it was called Molly? She played a mentally challenged woman who i think was being taken care of by her brother.
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Post by: rowdyrugby on February 03, 2012, 07:27:26 AM
Yes, Sir Sean Connery is much more distinguished in his later roles imo. I didn't think he was nearly as cool in his younger days...for one thing, that accent sure has matured over the years :)
mmmm yesss! i love that sexy accent of his!
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Post by: T.G. on February 04, 2012, 01:28:56 AM
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Post by: vinney on February 04, 2012, 01:36:43 AM
Hey T.G.
You've persauded me...
the beautiful Megan Fox too...
vinney
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Post by: OldManPerv on February 04, 2012, 03:04:58 AM
why thank you T.G. that was very kind of you :emot_hard:
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Post by: T.G. on February 04, 2012, 07:31:48 AM
Porn Star Sasha Grey, now gone mainstream actress...as you can imagine, the hardest part was narrowing it down to so few amazing images (and I still kept way too many)!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 04, 2012, 07:38:14 AM
Mmmm, Sasha Grey... I love her hair, exotic-looking eyes, her lips... The great thing about her going mainstream is if you date her you can take her home to mother. :P You know you can't lie to mom about stuff like that...
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Post by: OldManPerv on February 04, 2012, 07:39:24 AM
damn T.G. way to flood the thread ;D it was very much appreciated eye candy! Sasha Grey is very sexy and I love her anal videos! :aol_poundit:
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Post by: OldManPerv on February 04, 2012, 07:40:32 AM
Mmmm, Sasha Grey... I love her hair, exotic-looking eyes, her lips... The great thing about her going mainstream is if you date her you can take her home to mother. :P You know you can't lie to mom about stuff like that...
haha so true! :emot_laughing:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 04, 2012, 07:56:51 AM
"Hey, mom, i want you to meet my girlfriend, Sasha." "How sweet! It's good to meet you, dear. So how long have you two been dating?" "Not long. Only two weeks. I asked her to go steady with me." "That's wonderful! So what does she do for a living?" "Ummm, well..." *red-faced*
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Post by: OldManPerv on February 04, 2012, 08:00:00 AM
"Hey, mom, i want you to meet my girlfriend, Sasha." "How sweet! It's good to meet you, dear. So how long have you two been dating?" "Not long. Only two weeks. I asked her to go steady with me." "That's wonderful! So what does she do for a living?" "Ummm, well..." *red-faced*
haha that's great :emot_laughing:
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Post by: T.G. on February 04, 2012, 08:03:57 AM
My answer would be: "She takes big, black cocks into her ass and moans sensually."
Of course, I'm not known for my delicacy.
LOVE those expressions on her face...they just scream "I know how to have fun, and there is nothing you can do to hold me back from that!"
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Post by: OldManPerv on February 04, 2012, 08:09:48 AM
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Post by: martinjh99 on February 04, 2012, 08:52:59 AM
Who is that? Certainly a fuckable young lady!
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Post by: T.G. on February 04, 2012, 08:58:44 AM
No idea who that is...and to be honest I don't find her that appealing. Never been a fan of huge breasts, though.
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Post by: coacheric on February 04, 2012, 02:17:54 PM
Saw "Body of Evidence" a few days ago. Stars Dana Delany. I had forgot how pretty she is and how much I would to have her in our bed for a wild threesome one nite
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Post by: T.G. on February 06, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
I have no objections to either :D
But Kaley.... Those lips and those legs... Hehehe it makes a girl all tingly inside!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 06, 2012, 12:23:09 PM
I'm not crazy about Kaley... But that redhead who played her sister on 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter, i'd go for her in a heartbeat... Even posted a story about her. *drools*
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Post by: coacheric on February 06, 2012, 01:49:21 PM
Yes, Sir Sean Connery is much more distinguished in his later roles imo. I didn't think he was nearly as cool in his younger days...for one thing, that accent sure has matured over the years :)
as shocking as it is, Sean Connery has not been awarded Knighthood
and even if it was offered, he would probably refuse as he supports Scottish independence
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Post by: T.G. on February 09, 2012, 07:17:55 AM
He is referred to as Sir Sean Connery on his own official fan-site. I suppose I could look it up on wikipedia, but that's been getting less and less reliable these days so I'd need to dig through the cited references for verification as well.
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Post by: vrkalak on February 09, 2012, 04:12:42 PM
Sir Sean Connery, the actor, was awarded knighthood in July 2000.
http://www.seanconnery.com/biography/knighthood/
"Throughout his life, Sir Sean Connery has been an ardent supporter of Scotland. While it is generally accepted that his support of Scotland's independence and the Scottish National Party delayed his knighthood for many years, his commitment to Scotland has never wavered."
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Post by: OldManPerv on February 10, 2012, 12:13:30 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 12, 2012, 02:13:26 AM
Reba. Oh fuck, i wish i had that pic on my phone of her from either the 8Os or the 90s wearing that seethru dress at a Country awards show that showed off her tits... *drools*
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Post by: staci on February 12, 2012, 02:35:25 AM
I watched an old slasher movie, cherry hills something. Brittney Murphy is cute and showed a lot of leg.
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Post by: watcher1 on February 12, 2012, 03:08:38 AM
Reba. Oh fuck, i wish i had that pic on my phone of her from either the 8Os or the 90s wearing that seethru dress at a Country awards show that showed off her tits... *drools*
Toe, if you think Susan Sarandon is 39, something is wrong with you. :P
Oops, I thought you were talking about Jennifer Garner. My bad!
Your kidding me right! Miss Garner is 39!!!??!!!?!! She does look a hell of a lot younger - mind you those are pics from an oldish movie she was in...
If anyone has any up-to-date pics of Miss Garner Id appreciate them!
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Post by: Mister Dream on February 13, 2012, 10:09:53 PM
that's just laziness
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 14, 2012, 06:46:36 AM
Jane Curtain. Don't laugh. I just saw her on Unforgettable [i had recorded last week's episode] and she looks fun in bed... ;) Remember Dan Akroyd calling her an "ignorant slut" on Saturday Night Live?
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Post by: RopeFiend on February 14, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
Lilian Garcia at 44.... yep, I'd do her in a heartbeat! :D
Susan has an amazing body and great tits... She's the perfect older woman...
Agreed, she is a perfect MILF. Her daughter is pretty hot too.
I remember exactly when I became aware of Susan Sarandon though. It was on MADtv and she was playing something like Michael McDonald's slutty sister-in-law running around in nothing but a button up shirt.
were all either fired or forced to quit because they were "too fat"
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 22, 2012, 05:31:07 PM
Vince's is allowed his opinion, his loss is our gain. Let him keep all the skinny girls. Have i mentioned Marlee Matlin? Just saw her on Seinfeld last night. I don't know why but i have a thing for deaf girls... The actress that played Heather on 7th Heaven was another deaf hottie... *drools*
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Post by: Mister Dream on February 23, 2012, 04:27:26 AM
Vince's is allowed his opinion, his loss is our gain. Let him keep all the skinny girls. Have i mentioned Marlee Matlin? Just saw her on Seinfeld last night. I don't know why but i have a thing for deaf girls... The actress that played Heather on 7th Heaven was another deaf hottie... *drools*
out of touch with culture in general:
*he never got it when Scott Hall (as Razor Ramon) made Scarface references *he was unaware that Metallica was a popular band when it was suggested they perform to promote St. Anger (which, in hindsight, was probably for the best) *had never even heard of Pirates of the Caribbean, and was so mystified when Paul Burchill (who had been given a pirate gimmick) got over that he fired him for being unmarketable
how he's managed to run a company for so long is a mystery
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 23, 2012, 05:26:23 AM
This is celebrity fucks, not rant about Vince.
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Post by: Lois on February 23, 2012, 05:45:56 AM
I want to fuck Jefferson James!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 23, 2012, 05:56:07 AM
He's a celebrity?
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Post by: martinjh99 on February 23, 2012, 05:59:25 PM
Nice one mate not got any nudes - must go looking for them...
Any hints as to what they were?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 26, 2012, 03:10:59 AM
Emily Ríos. I know i've seen her before, can't remember where, but i just saw her tonight on the "Emancipation" episode of House. She's a sexy thing.
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Post by: watcher1 on February 26, 2012, 03:33:12 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 28, 2012, 12:02:44 AM
Anna Farris is cute. Loved her in the Scary Movie flicks and she was nude in a movie i think last year.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 28, 2012, 04:37:20 AM
Katy Mixon. She plays Victoria Flynn, Molly's sister on Mike & Molly. I while back someone on here told us Swoosie Kurtz played the sister but she plays Molly's mom. She's hot, too.
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Post by: coacheric on February 28, 2012, 01:14:22 PM
I watched on Saturday night. And though I hated the movie, I loved every scene she was in. Then again, Marisa Tomei also looked absolutely scrumptious!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 28, 2012, 07:47:57 PM
I was watching Mike & Molly last night, too. I don't recall Katy Mixon's tits looking that big before... *drools*
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Post by: DC2424 on February 29, 2012, 09:34:57 PM
Marisa Tomei is possibly the greatest example of a person who only got more attractive as they aged. Quite the success story, too. Who could of imagined that she would be able to go from some uncredited extra in a Toma film to such a famous actress/babe.
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Post by: MissBarbara on March 01, 2012, 12:18:33 AM
Marisa Tomei is possibly the greatest example of a person who only got more attractive as they aged. Quite the success story, too. Who could of imagined that she would be able to go from some uncredited extra in a Toma film to such a famous actress/babe.
When watching "Ides of March" (see above), I thought Evan Rachel Wood was nice to look at...but she doesn't even come close to matching Marisa Tomei!
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Post by: vinney on March 01, 2012, 12:37:39 AM
she's nice... good choice... can we share...?
vinney
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Post by: Gina Marie on March 01, 2012, 02:03:59 AM
I've spent hours oogling her and always found her amazingly attractive no matter what hairstyle or weight. I don't think there is a celebrity with a sexiness that sparks that primal urge like Sara Rue.
:emot_101010:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 01, 2012, 07:02:53 PM
Sara Rue... WHY COULDN'T SHE LEAVE HER PERFECT BODY ALONE?!? *screams* She was so hot on Less Than Perfect... *drools*
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Post by: Gordon on March 04, 2012, 12:47:28 AM
well swing around baby and we can *SLURP SLURP* continue this discussion... Mmmmmm *GULP* sweet and juicy! :P [/ quote] I would really enjoy sucking and fucking Steffi, as she is a walking sex bomb!
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Post by: LeCoach on March 07, 2012, 10:39:53 PM
I hope I'm not repeating myself but I think Scarlett Johannsen is really hot. Has she ever appeared nude in a movie? Has she ever done a sex tape. Does anyone looking at this response have such a sex tape? Ha Ha. Just wishing.
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Post by: coacheric on March 07, 2012, 10:40:48 PM
OH SHIT, give toe a second to stop cumming and he will post some pics.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 07, 2012, 10:48:51 PM
Nancy Wilson. Cameron Crowe is so fuckin' lucky. :P
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Post by: Mister Dream on March 09, 2012, 06:26:19 AM
Although I am not a big blond fan, I really dig Amy Smart... something about her just juices my puss puss up like only Dee Dee or a few others really can!
Tell me who turns your crank... I really wanna know.
~Gia1978
8)
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Post by: LeCoach on March 12, 2012, 04:22:09 AM
OK, I rented "Lost in Translation" hoping to get a peek at Scarlett Johansson's hot body. She appeared in pink panties in the opening shot..at least I think it was her, and those panties appeared a couple of other times but...still no pussy shot.
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Post by: vinney on March 14, 2012, 01:40:22 AM
Rebecca Saber, an old 80's porn star. Hard to find anything on her anymore other then a Yahoo page with a lot of her old photo shoots.
Eric - WOW! I like her a lot!
Rebecca Saber (AKA Saber) was a round faced, brown eyed brunette who, by the end of her career, had surgically enhanced her breasts to a bra size of 40DD. In 1989 she debuted in Joined, with Racquel Darrian. Although working in mainstream adult film and print, Saber refused to work with men (ATTA GIRL!), limiting herself to pin-up work, bondage, and 'girl-only' productions.
Her refusal to work with male actors affected her career, causing her to be remembered primarily as a bondage model - a relatively 'male free' genre at the time. Although she did have sex with a male or two in Joined.
Lookie what I found for you! 8 pgs of her photos from the 90's: http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t7291-sabre.html
and one here: http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=548727&postcount=83
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Post by: coacheric on March 14, 2012, 01:21:24 PM
WOO GIA. Second page first set was one of the first sets of pictures I saw of her and knew right then I had to hunt her down.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 21, 2012, 03:56:25 PM
I was just watching an episode of R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour and this kid's mom had some big tits. I looked for her name at the end, it's Julia Benson. I did a Google image search and she has a nude scene! And giant tits! [By the way, when is this topic going to get stickied to the top of the forum?]
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Post by: Mister Dream on March 21, 2012, 04:20:25 PM
I was just watching an episode of R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour and this kid's mom had some big tits. I looked for her name at the end, it's Julia Benson. I did a Google image search and she has a nude scene! And giant tits! [By the way, when is this topic going to get stickied to the top of the forum?]
care to share?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 21, 2012, 04:23:57 PM
You know i can't download pics. What i did find out is she was topless in an episode of Masters Of Horror from 2007 called "Right To Die". She was born Julia Anderson in Canada [of Middle Eastern descent] in 1979, she 5'7 and 38F-25-35. *drools*
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Post by: DC2424 on March 23, 2012, 03:49:47 AM
When I first saw the porn star posted, I thought that was a bit cheating. I just had the idea that for whatever reason porn models and actresses were off limits on this post however Gia's post changed my mind. Perhaps they could be posted.
Thus I decided to post my own. A little softcore model with the name of Dors Feline. I felt I should do something different though, so after a couple years of being lazy- I picked up the pencil again and decided to memorialize my lust in art form. The following is the outcome. I'm relatively pleased. The eyes and tattoo print on the shoulder are pretty fucked up but otherwise I thought the shading was bearable and a rather nice product for two years worth of not doing this shit.
For the art/comic enthusiasts, originally I was thinking about doing a full shot of this pose but in the style of a old pin-up a la Dave Stevens (creator of The Rocketeer.) But after thinking about it, that was stupid. I couldn't bear the thought of screwing up a imitation of Stevens. I will never be as good as he was and I was just better off drawing a fucked up portrait than going after something like imitating a true genius.
So, Dors Feline, may your beauty forever be remembered up there where it belongs- next to Helen of Troy! (http://ravishpics.com/images/92479158850902090902.png)
FUN FACT: I was always better at cartoons than people but looking at this who knows, maybe I have a future in Good Girl Art after all. As a youth in the 1990's my drawings were reflective of that era, mostly men with obscenely large muscles but when I got older I got smarter and more refined. However, women remained the constant white whale.... never good enough.
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Post by: Gina Marie on March 23, 2012, 03:57:03 AM
I just had the idea that for whatever reason porn models and actresses were off limits on this post however Gia's post changed my mind. Perhaps they could be posted.
Yah - I was actually replying to Erics post about Saber... I had first intended that this thread be about mainstream celebs (actors/singers/etc)... the rest of the pics section is more about porn-related celebs.
But hey - there are no rules... just guidelines, really. Post away!
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Post by: Katiebee on March 23, 2012, 05:27:01 AM
Pirate Rules
"They're really more like guidelines..."
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 23, 2012, 05:34:23 AM
Roberta Vásquez. One of my favorite Playmates. She did those action movies in the 9Os that always featured other Playmates. Love her dark hair and huge tits... *drools*
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Post by: Gina Marie on April 05, 2012, 01:20:13 AM
Roberta Vásquez. One of my favorite Playmates. She did those action movies in the 9Os that always featured other Playmates. Love her dark hair and huge tits... *drools*
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 05, 2012, 06:16:47 PM
Got to love those busty Hispanic women... How about Lisa Ann Walker? Not his Hispanic but still hot. I saw her on Reelz Channel last week, and i vaguely remember her being on a sitcom years ago...
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Post by: ynglvr on April 06, 2012, 11:48:04 PM
It's a toss-up....Sandra Bullock or Paulie Perette (Abby on NCIS).....or maybe both at the same time?? :) They are so different...but both incredibly sexy.
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Post by: Gina Marie on April 07, 2012, 12:39:26 AM
First KB thread to reach 100 pages!!!!!!
:emot_cheerlead: :emot_smilio: :emot_wave2:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 07, 2012, 01:13:07 AM
Nice! It shows up as almost 300 on my phone. Have we covered Latin beauty Mayra Verónica? Long, dark hair, big C-cup tits, amazing body...
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Post by: Bexy on April 07, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
Karl Urban. Saw him yesterday in Pathfinder. Not a bad movie, but then again, it had VIKINGS and then I sort of lose my objectivity and just drool. LOL
Karl Urban. Saw him yesterday in Pathfinder. Not a bad movie, but then again, it had VIKINGS and then I sort of lose my objectivity and just drool. LOL
Karl Urban. Saw him yesterday in Pathfinder. Not a bad movie, but then again, it had VIKINGS and then I sort of lose my objectivity and just drool. LOL
!!!She is simply...Delicious,love her to died..Thanks GYA
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 11, 2012, 08:10:25 PM
Loretta Swit. 'Hot Lips' from M*A*S*H*. lol I saw her a few years ago in a movie called Board Heads. She was a slut landlady with implants. I wonder if Loretta had really gotten implants herself... *drools*
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Post by: Janus on April 11, 2012, 08:12:15 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 18, 2012, 10:09:26 PM
Iman. Just saw her on Miami Vice yesterday. Still hot...
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Post by: coacheric on April 18, 2012, 10:22:10 PM
Seeing as the show has not aired a new episode since 1989, she is 23 years older then what you saw last night. But in your defense, she is still hot
From 2011 (http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae296/EmailBloggerChi/MET-GALA-IMAN-CLOSE-UP.png)
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Post by: martinjh99 on April 18, 2012, 10:23:34 PM
Isn't that Mrs David Bowie - Lucky bastard!
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Post by: coacheric on April 18, 2012, 10:27:01 PM
She is and he is
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 18, 2012, 10:29:04 PM
Of course, i was just pointing out that i saw her on an episode of Miami Vice, i've seen more recent pics of her going to events with hubby David and she is smokin'...
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Post by: martinjh99 on April 18, 2012, 10:30:55 PM
Smokin is right Geminiguy!
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Post by: martinjh99 on April 20, 2012, 05:36:49 PM
OK I didnt really need to see that one! :)
Yeah everyone has bad and good days!
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Post by: coacheric on April 20, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
OK, I still can't get past the Jennifer Connelly pictures (http://ravishpics.com/images/48276080207125763126.jpg)
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Post by: MissBarbara on April 21, 2012, 12:57:21 AM
This actress never occurred to me when considering nominees for this thread, but when I say this picture of Debra Messing, she instantly made it onto my list:
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Post by: vinney on April 21, 2012, 01:00:07 AM
She's sure finger lickin' good MissB...
vinney
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 21, 2012, 10:29:27 PM
Nutty, are you feeling horny? ;)
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Post by: vinney on April 22, 2012, 12:10:39 AM
sure seems like it...!!!
;D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 22, 2012, 02:20:49 AM
Rachel Griffiths. I had seen see was going to be in this movie Among Giants from 1998 late late Thursday so i decided to record it. She looks so skinny in her boyish clothes but when she gets naked i was surprised what good-sized tits she has. I'm fifty-minutes into the film and she has gotten completely naked twice already and has a nice thick black bush... *drools*
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 23, 2012, 06:39:38 PM
Christina Ricci before the weight loss. She had some figure... *drool*
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Post by: martinjh99 on April 23, 2012, 06:42:41 PM
Id love to see a recent pic of her - I hear she now has a few tattoos now... Anyone got any?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 23, 2012, 06:45:22 PM
I'm pretty sure she had some tatts in Black Snake Moan. Samuel L. Jackson sure is versatile. Can't believe he didn't bang her, though... :P
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Post by: martinjh99 on April 23, 2012, 06:47:31 PM
Im sure ive seen some paparazzi pics of her and im sure shes got some in real life...
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Post by: coacheric on April 23, 2012, 06:54:20 PM
Another that I'm also sure has been talked about before. I found some of her when I was looking for Batman pictures
Each Batman movie had it's own points. She was one of the highs for that one.
She certainly was for that one yes...:D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 28, 2012, 03:53:28 PM
I totally agree. Alicia trumped Uma in that Batman movie. Joel Schumacher really fucked the Batman series. Imagine if Tim Burton had stayed at the helm... Speaking of which, they should have Det. Yin in a Batman movie. Imagine the hot Asian actress they could get to play her... *drools*
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Post by: martinjh99 on April 28, 2012, 04:01:49 PM
Whose Det. Yin? Only know Batman from the movies and what I know of the comics - Not read the comics!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 28, 2012, 04:06:51 PM
The WB was the last to do a Saturday morning Batman cartoon and Det. Yin was first Batman's adversary but then teamed up with him. She was a hot Asian babe. The actress who did her had a very sexy voice, too...
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Post by: martinjh99 on April 28, 2012, 04:11:13 PM
THanks - OK guys lets post some sexy Asian actresses - Not sure I know that many to be honest!
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Post by: Janus on April 28, 2012, 04:47:20 PM
Thanks for the woo Eric. I have been infatuated with that ass for years. I am a small ass kind of guy and she has about as perfect an ass as a woman can have.
Janus
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Post by: mal8899 on April 28, 2012, 07:15:29 PM
I totally agree. Alicia trumped Uma in that Batman movie. Joel Schumacher really fucked the Batman series. Imagine if Tim Burton had stayed at the helm... Speaking of which, they should have Det. Yin in a Batman movie. Imagine the hot Asian actress they could get to play her... *drools*
Joel Schumacher is an amazing director -- look at his career prior (The Lost Boys? Falling Down?) when he was given the director's chair, he fully intended to continue in the same dark style as Burton but the suits at Warner Bros. demanded that he make something that they could sell to kids Returns really scared away families, which is why Burton was axed in the first place
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Post by: Mister Dream on April 29, 2012, 06:10:15 AM
The WB was the last to do a Saturday morning Batman cartoon and Det. Yin was first Batman's adversary but then teamed up with him. She was a hot Asian babe. The actress who did her had a very sexy voice, too...
"The Batman" was crap and Det. Yin doesn't come from the comics, she was created for the show her name actually came from The Dark Knight Returns -- Ellen Yindel is Gordon's replacement as Police Commissioner when Batman returns after 10 years, and vows to take him down
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Post by: BigBadWolf01 on April 29, 2012, 10:59:45 AM
Christina Aguilera
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 29, 2012, 06:25:06 PM
Wolf, get in line. :P I even wrote a story about her.
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Post by: BigBadWolf01 on April 30, 2012, 03:26:27 AM
Yep I'ld hit it lol
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 04, 2012, 01:25:55 AM
Hey, Martin, i think i found the perfect Det. Yin. Check out the new Daughtry music video "Outta My Head". That woman is amazing!
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Post by: TinyDancer on May 04, 2012, 12:09:52 PM
I have noticed several members drooling over Kate.....this is one of my favorite pics of her.
Beautiful Toe... No...! not you Toe...! the fantastic photo... lovely woman...
vinney
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 04, 2012, 06:59:21 PM
Vinney, you know you want Toe, don't try to deny it. ;)
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Post by: vinney on May 05, 2012, 12:53:53 AM
;D
feels good... very good...
vinney
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 05, 2012, 03:47:09 AM
You guys are crazy... :P NOW can we get back to the hot celebrity babes? ;)
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Post by: vinney on May 05, 2012, 04:18:01 PM
Of course... so, after you GG...
vinney
:D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 05, 2012, 06:13:36 PM
Have we talked about Britt Robertson? She plays on the CW's Secret Circle and used to play on Life Unexpected with the actress who had been on UPN's Roswell [her name escapes me at the moment, Shiri something...].
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Post by: vrkalak on May 07, 2012, 11:21:46 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 12, 2012, 07:20:25 AM
I'm watching an episode of Murder, She Wrote called "The Sound Of Murder". There's a black woman on there, very sexy with high hair who reminds me a cross between Holly Robinson-Peet and Janet Jackson.
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Post by: Gina Marie on May 12, 2012, 09:33:56 AM
I'm watching an episode of Murder, She Wrote called "The Sound Of Murder". There's a black woman on there, very sexy with high hair who reminds me a cross between Holly Robinson-Peet and Janet Jackson.
you know... that woman... on that show... with the vagina... yah that one!
:emot_laughing:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 12, 2012, 12:10:28 PM
Ha ha ha I don't know the actress, Gia, so i don't know her name. She was the only black women on the episode.
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Post by: lyonheart on May 12, 2012, 10:53:59 PM
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Post by: BigBadWolf01 on May 16, 2012, 06:53:52 AM
Famke Jenden or however you spell it
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 16, 2012, 06:57:39 AM
Wolf, do you mean Jean Grey from the X-Men movies?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 16, 2012, 06:58:40 AM
Famke Janssen
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Post by: martinjh99 on May 16, 2012, 07:04:18 AM
Or that baddy from Goldeneye - What a way to go though if you've seen the movie...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 16, 2012, 07:27:08 AM
Funny, i have that movie but i've never watched it... Time to go dust it off and let Famke get Onatopp. ;)
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Post by: martinjh99 on May 16, 2012, 07:32:09 AM
She sexy in that one - Watch out for the bathroom scene...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 16, 2012, 08:16:50 AM
Thanks. I'm watching an episode of the original Mission: Impossible series. I never knew Lesley Ann Warren was a regular on the show. Very sexy, then and now...
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Post by: BigBadWolf01 on May 16, 2012, 08:50:25 AM
Yeah the d was suppose to be an s but my phone and fingers dont always coop with each other lol
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Post by: coacheric on May 16, 2012, 01:31:40 PM
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Post by: vinney on May 16, 2012, 01:36:42 PM
Very nice... and very fuckable...
vinney
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Post by: coacheric on May 16, 2012, 01:59:36 PM
Need some help with this one. I was doing a search for Hump day pictures and ran across this beauty. Looks like a movie clip but there was no information about her or where it came from
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Post by: knight12345 on May 25, 2012, 03:44:21 PM
I would blow my load in Amy any time.:)
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Post by: AmandaL on May 31, 2012, 03:30:19 AM
mmmm Guys, a threeway with mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly from NCIS. (http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Na_Nh/NCIS/season5/ncis-identiycrisis76.jpg) Girl, only one on my list for now..
On a related note, this one was quite a hottie back then, and has aged quite graciously since then:
(http://i.imgur.com/GcveK.jpg)
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Post by: vinney on June 06, 2012, 12:52:43 PM
God save the Queen....
vinney
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Post by: Sexymelie on June 06, 2012, 10:15:08 PM
how about Chloë Grace Moretz that played in Kick Ass? is she to young for fantasy? and also Aly Michalka that played in BandSlam... she was so sexy in that movie... i could imagine her and her co-star Vanessa Hudgens together in bed...
how about Chloë Grace Moretz that played in Kick Ass? is she to young for fantasy? and also Aly Michalka that played in BandSlam... she was so sexy in that movie... i could imagine her and her co-star Vanessa Hudgens together in bed...
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Post by: coacheric on June 12, 2012, 09:34:06 PM
Great pick prof. I've posted her in the past but can look at her all day
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Post by: TinyDancer on June 12, 2012, 09:36:38 PM
Aww hell ya'll....I'll come clean...I have this thing for, for....well for Josh Groban. There are soooo many things about him that just get me all in a tizzy...especially that one little curl that always flops down on his forhead...and when he sings in Italian, oh my........I have no idea what the words are, I just make them up. Well anyways, Josh Groban is who I would like to get my naughty little hands on.
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Post by: badgirl18 on June 13, 2012, 01:15:40 AM
NO.. dont think its a fake. It was in the movie. .(Eurotrip)
I rarely find celebs I would want... they are typically all messed up and dont seem like they would be a good lay..
I guess I would have to say Charlize Theron
except for the fact that it WASN'T in the movie
in the scene, Jenny (Michelle Trachtenberg) goes to flash passing drivers to get someone to stop, but we only see her from behind
that pic originally just showed her flashing her bra, but it has obviously bee digitally manipulated
That looks like the beach scene which was in the movie.. I have the movie, Ill look right quick! :P
It's the scene just after the group leaves Amsterdam. Jenny's brother had lost the groups money and they were attempting to hitch hick to Berlin. In the studio version you only see Michelle's back giving the impression she's flashing. In the "unrated" DVD version she flashes a leopard print bar.
see link below http://www.whedon.info/Michelle-Trachtenberg-Eurotrip,18602.html
But I thank whoever faked this cause its GREAT!!!!
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Post by: Gina Marie on June 16, 2012, 11:34:41 PM
It's the scene just after the group leaves Amsterdam. Jenny's brother had lost the groups money and they were attempting to hitch hick to Berlin. In the studio version you only see Michelle's back giving the impression she's flashing. In the "unrated" DVD version she flashes a leopard print bar.
see link below http://www.whedon.info/Michelle-Trachtenberg-Eurotrip,18602.html
But I thank whoever faked this, cause it's GREAT!!!!
Thank you, and a WOO for clearing this up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwocTp5EGR8
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Post by: threeman45 on June 17, 2012, 12:33:55 AM
For me....
Molly Ephraim (sure I want to punch Zack in the face, but little sis is HOT) (http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/luckyduzit/Molly-Ephraim-hot-Wallpapers-01.jpg) (http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/luckyduzit/Molly-Ephraim-Wallpapers-11.jpg)
Natalie Portman, I almost got kicked out of the theater during black swan. (http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/luckyduzit/natalie-portman-leon-1962246064.jpg)
Mila Kunis, anyone else notice she has two different colored eyes? (http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/luckyduzit/mila5.jpg)
Krysten Ritter... One hot Bitch (http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/luckyduzit/KrystenRitterinMeinmyplacePhotoshoot-08.jpg)
finally someone not everyone knows yet, though she might be here already I didn't go through every page.
Kelly Brook (http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/luckyduzit/Kelly-Brook-Photos-4d361dd86a9c9.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 17, 2012, 12:55:57 AM
Love your list. Mila has been on mine for some time. Have to check out Zach's sis...
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Post by: Mister Dream on June 21, 2012, 05:28:54 AM
in the scene, Jenny (Michelle Trachtenberg) goes to flash passing drivers to get someone to stop, but we only see her from behind
that pic originally just showed her flashing her bra, but it has obviously bee digitally manipulated
That looks like the beach scene which was in the movie.. I have the movie, Ill look right quick! :P
It's the scene just after the group leaves Amsterdam. Jenny's brother had lost the groups money and they were attempting to hitch hick to Berlin. In the studio version you only see Michelle's back giving the impression she's flashing. In the "unrated" DVD version she flashes a leopard print bar.
see link below http://www.whedon.info/Michelle-Trachtenberg-Eurotrip,18602.html
But I thank whoever faked this cause its GREAT!!!!
like I said...
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Post by: Mister Dream on June 21, 2012, 05:32:42 AM
I've been babysitting this kid recently, so I've been watching a lot of Disney XD lately
been trying not to get an erection every time I see Brenda Song (London from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody")
and of course, Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez are both very fuckable
not sure if I'm allowed to post picks of them, lest I offend the moral guardians
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 21, 2012, 07:17:52 AM
"Moral Guardians"? :P
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Post by: Mister Dream on June 23, 2012, 08:13:00 AM
the hypocrites who run this porn site, yet are constantly censoring anything they think is too risque
I gotta call foul on this post and toss you a BOO. Photos of children posted on an adult message board could easily get us shut down. I find your statement completely irrational and personally offensive.
You are more than welcome to go play elsewhere if you think we are too restrictive. Although I believe you will have a really hard time finding any board that will allow you to post photos of minors and then talk about how you want to fuck them.
Remember Mr. Dream... no one requires any member to be here...
*Additionally, Brenda Song (24), Ashley Tisdale (26) and Selena Gomez (19) are all adults.... a simple Google check provided me their ages.
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Post by: prof on June 23, 2012, 10:25:10 AM
Woo for you Gia.
Whatever your intentions it is how they are perceived that counts. It would only take one inappropriate post for this haven to be lost forever.
The mods are there to protect all of us and I would prefer them to err on the side of caution, especially where pictures of minors are concerned.
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Post by: Grm on June 23, 2012, 11:12:42 AM
Whatever your intentions it is how they are perceived that counts. It would only take one inappropriate post for this haven to be lost forever.
The mods are there to protect all of us and I would prefer them to err on the side of caution, especially where pictures of minors are concerned.
Wrong prof, we are trying to protect children, Kristen's Board doesn't like paedophiles.
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Post by: prof on June 23, 2012, 12:19:24 PM
I have no argument there Grm, I fully support that view and would in no way defend paedophiles or the exploitation of children.
Reading my post again I can see that it might have given the impression that I am in favour of posting images of minors and possibly even that I supported the views in the post that Gia was responding to. This is definitely not the case.
What I was trying to point out, without being too confrontational, was that inappropriate posting can have major consequences and that I considered that images that even appear to portray minors have no place on here.
In short I was defending the mods and their need to police the board.
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Post by: coacheric on June 23, 2012, 02:01:51 PM
Been watching 30 Rock reruns late night. Have to say that Tina Fey has moved up my list.
Whatever your intentions it is how they are perceived that counts. It would only take one inappropriate post for this haven to be lost forever.
The mods are there to protect all of us and I would prefer them to err on the side of caution, especially where pictures of minors are concerned.
Wrong prof, we are trying to protect children, Kristen's Board doesn't like paedophiles.
I've defended you and how you run this board, and then you say something like this. Pedophilia is a sexual attraction to children, and, as with all paraphelias, there's nothing the pedo can do about it. I get my release by reading, and occasionally writing, stories. Now, if you had said that Kristen's Board doesn't like child molesters, I'd have had no complaint, and even agreed with you.
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Post by: oscarlong on June 28, 2012, 10:19:31 PM
I know she has been on lots of times, but this picture of Mila Kunis is really fucking hot...
Hayden Paniterria Sofia V Halle Berry Chloe Moritz Selena Gomez
careful with those last two you'll have the hypocrites after you
Not sure what you mean. Selena Gomez turned 18 almost two years ago...
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Post by: insatiable on July 09, 2012, 06:52:13 AM
A friend from Stockholm declined the offer from her friends to go for a beer at pretty much the only local gay bar, and guess who turns up at the very same bar:
A friend from Stockholm declined the offer from her friends to go for a beer at pretty much the only local gay bar, and guess who turns up at the very same bar:
And my favorite non-sexual celebrity crush is now slowly turning sexual.
A woo for limning the difference between non-sexual and sexual celebrity crushes!
But, for me, Jodie Foster has long been in the latter category...
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Post by: vittja on July 09, 2012, 11:24:33 PM
Amanda Bynes, she got that something (for me) Young Olsen twins, oh yes Emma Watson....she's all magic and I'm the wand Jessica Alba...and that's where tonights list ends today.
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Post by: Hoss on July 10, 2012, 05:28:50 AM
A friend from Stockholm declined the offer from her friends to go for a beer at pretty much the only local gay bar, and guess who turns up at the very same bar:
I have had the "hots" for Jodie for a number of years... but she bats for the other team...what a waste from my perspective.
Do you have ANY idea how such a statement is offensive and dismissive to me and other members here... "from our perspective"?
Please try to refrain from disparaging my sexual preference as a "waste" in future posts.
No slur intended......and apology - if one was taken...one of the disadvantages on interpreting the written word literally ....
Everyone is entitled to their own preferences.....mine are "straight" in broad terms.. :emot_kiss:
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Post by: Mister Dream on July 12, 2012, 05:38:39 AM
sounded like a slur to me
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Post by: oscarlong on July 12, 2012, 03:29:22 PM
Olivia Wilde. I get the impression she would be a very wild fuck indeed. (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldnb499fQD1qa9gago1_500.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 12, 2012, 07:14:52 PM
I find Olivia's eyes very hypnotic...
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Post by: coacheric on July 12, 2012, 07:21:55 PM
not really looking at her eyes with that picture ;D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 12, 2012, 10:25:37 PM
I was refering to the commercial Olivia has been in.
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Post by: coacheric on July 12, 2012, 10:29:40 PM
And I was commenting on the sexy picture posted
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 12, 2012, 10:42:58 PM
I figured that, and i know you haven't forgotten i can't view pics. Anyhow, let me add Virginia Madsen. I mentioned Peter O'Toole's movie Creator in another thread and Virginia was very hot in there.
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Post by: oscarlong on July 12, 2012, 11:46:19 PM
You cant view pictures?! Damn, thats a real shame man. That actually made me a little sad for you. So much good porn on this site!
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 13, 2012, 01:19:52 AM
STOP POSTING PICS OF BARBARA'S GIRLFRIEND!!!
:emot_laughing:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 13, 2012, 01:25:58 AM
I agree, Oscar, but since i joined for the stories and met some awesome people, it's always been enough for me. I'm adding Anna Chlumsky to my list. She's was in a Hallmark Channel movie last year that on now and she has really grown up with some large breasts... Born December 1980, I found out she's a 36-26-36, but i could not locate her cup size, darn it...
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 13, 2012, 02:14:20 AM
I found out she's a 36-26-36, but i could not locate her cup size, darn it...
Wow, I must be a ultra-super-dooper mega-sleuth!
I opened a web browser and went to this super-secret page called Google... and then... with my ultra-super-dooper mega-sleuth powers of deduction, I typed three words in the text box in the middle of the page:
"Anna Chlumsky bra"
In a matter of 0.25 seconds, it gave me 376,000 results with links to web pages, and these were at the very top of the list on the first page:
So can we post sketches of Barbara's Future wife instead?
(http://i.imgur.com/B6y7M.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 13, 2012, 03:11:02 AM
I'm not surprised. Lady Gia's Google search is better than mine. All i got was off the subject topics relating to Anna, Google likes to fuck with me. Jerks.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 13, 2012, 04:07:22 AM
That's one of things i like about her, her height. Short girls are so sexy.
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 13, 2012, 05:58:38 AM
That's one of things i like about her, her height. Short girls are so sexy.
I'm 5'2" (almost)...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 13, 2012, 06:01:59 AM
Go ahead and tease me. It's not like i have a chance with you. BHA-HA-HA-HA-HA ;)
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Post by: byronsbeast on July 13, 2012, 08:00:00 AM
Absolutely ...none...I prefer to fuck REAL people... :aol_churnit: ;D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 13, 2012, 08:48:40 AM
Now that's not fair. Celebrities ARE you people. Just because you haven't gotten a chance to fuck one makes them no less real. And lots of regular folk have actually fuck a celebrity so it's possible you could, too.
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Post by: vinney on July 13, 2012, 12:48:46 PM
All five feet one and threequarter inches of Gia... tis but a fantasy of course... (winks at Gia)...
vinney
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Post by: MissBarbara on July 13, 2012, 03:38:07 PM
STOP POSTING PICS OF BARBARA'S GIRLFRIEND FUTURE WIFE!!!
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Post by: tangent69 on July 14, 2012, 11:21:37 PM
Mmmmm Heather Graham.......yes please
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Post by: Supersoftball on July 16, 2012, 02:45:00 PM
Jessica Biel Halle Berry Meagan Good Hayden Paniterrie Sofia Verga Rachel Bilson 2007 version of Jessica Simpson Ashley Tisdale, her feet are remarkable Kim Khardasian
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Post by: MissBarbara on July 17, 2012, 08:20:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/55glu.jpg)
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Post by: coacheric on July 17, 2012, 08:37:33 PM
to bad he cut his hair, but I'd do him annyways :D
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Post by: catinthetree on August 05, 2012, 06:20:19 AM
I find Shannon Woodward of Raising Hope to be beyond sexy, she is just so incredibly cute
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 05, 2012, 09:54:26 AM
I just re-read yesterday "Pocket Full Of Kryptonite", a Lois Lane/Jimmy Olsen erotic story. When i read it i always picture the actress who played Lois on the old George Reeves Superman serial. That would be hot if she got nasty like Lois does in the story... *drolls*
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Post by: tamar0k on August 05, 2012, 11:34:39 PM
I`ve always had a thing for Tia Carrere
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Post by: serventruss on August 06, 2012, 05:10:10 PM
CHRISTINA HENDRIX
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Post by: Hoss on August 07, 2012, 06:38:15 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 09, 2012, 06:08:08 PM
I'm in agreement with you on that, Martin!
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Post by: mnfredmd on August 09, 2012, 08:15:10 PM
When she was doing Wonderwoman, I too was impressed. But, after the show ended, she did a big screen movie with a top less scene. She was laying on her back and her boobs were rolled back into her arm pits. EEwww, that lost it for me.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 10, 2012, 05:08:17 PM
Lea Thompson. Just saw her in JAWS III yesterday, pre-Back To The Future.
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Post by: coacheric on August 10, 2012, 05:44:22 PM
Lea Thompson (http://i.imgur.com/AYJiF.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/DlVC4.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Ut4nh.png)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 11, 2012, 09:10:14 AM
Lea had a hot nude scene in All The Right Moves.
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Post by: coacheric on August 15, 2012, 07:29:10 PM
to bad he cut his hair, but I'd do him annyways :D
he does full frontal in "Zack and Miri Make A Porno"
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Post by: RopeFiend on September 04, 2012, 08:40:34 AM
Alyson Hannigan, though sadly she's done almost nothing since 2006/2007. She looks fun. Gotta admit though, the pix I've seen of her as a dark brunette look like someone else entirely.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2ypi2yp.jpg)
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Post by: coacheric on September 04, 2012, 01:11:04 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 28, 2012, 05:12:08 AM
I only found her attractive as redheaded Mary Jane Watson In Spider-man. As MJ she was simply amazing...
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Post by: plagueice on September 28, 2012, 06:59:12 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2T4hGG9sih0/Tgoe6L7itII/AAAAAAAADZc/ZlX0y4VAG1M/s1600/Emma-Stone-.jpg) That reminds me of the fact that Emma Stone looks so much better as a redhead than as a blonde (as in The Amazing Spiderman).
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 28, 2012, 07:33:28 AM
Cynda Williams. I'm watching her on an episode of New York Undercover, very sexy lady.
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Post by: SouthernGent on September 28, 2012, 09:33:33 PM
How about Jean Louisa Kelly from Yes Dear.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 29, 2012, 01:03:52 AM
I Google Image Searched her last week. Saw some downblouse pics of her. ;-)
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Post by: Hotrod32 on September 29, 2012, 01:43:29 AM
I agree with Gia And also, I would do anything for Paul walker. Woo! :-*
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Post by: SouthernGent on September 29, 2012, 10:37:07 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 30, 2012, 02:08:04 AM
There is something about Pink... Especially in the music video "Just A Pill". I love her with dark hair.
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Post by: SouthernGent on September 30, 2012, 05:19:49 AM
Pink, "Just Like A Pill" video.
She is hot with any color hair.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 30, 2012, 06:12:38 AM
Not to mention Pink shows A LOT of skin in that music video. *drools*
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Post by: Hotrod32 on September 30, 2012, 08:20:08 PM
I totally agree. And she's just a badass.
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Post by: SouthernGent on September 30, 2012, 10:11:59 PM
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Post by: xesman on September 30, 2012, 11:37:24 PM
Piper Perabo! Saw her in Loopers, the new Bruce Willis movie. She does a topless shot! Very HOT!!!
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Post by: coacheric on October 02, 2012, 08:45:25 PM
WOO for that Toe
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 03, 2012, 12:29:46 AM
Mmmm, Liz did a movie where she wore a see thru bra [not sure which movie, i saw thr pic in Celebrity Sleuth years ago]. Her large tits and areolae looked amazing! Pappazazzi caught a great blooper, Liz in a see thru gown-thing, it had spread open in front giving us a view of her pubes... *drools*
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Post by: Mister Dream on October 08, 2012, 06:00:55 AM
Mmmm, Liz did a movie where she wore a see thru bra [not sure which movie, i saw thr pic in Celebrity Sleuth years ago]. Her large tits and areolae looked amazing! Pappazazzi caught a great blooper, Liz in a see thru gown-thing, it had spread open in front giving us a view of her pubes... *drools*
Butterfield 8, I believe it was called
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Post by: Dirtymind on October 09, 2012, 08:31:26 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 09, 2012, 11:00:09 AM
Gabby is cute, but she has that Ally McBeal syndrome. Remember back in the day, there was a comedienne who said "Ally McBeal needs to eat an Ally McMeal!!!", something like that. I don't see why some women starve themselves...
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Post by: Dirtymind on October 09, 2012, 11:52:10 AM
The way I see it both are both quite small and petite. While the other one was underfed, I don't think it's the case here. Angelina Jolie in Salt though..... seriously... eat something.
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Post by: staci on October 09, 2012, 06:06:17 PM
Never mind. It was stupid comment anyway. Have a good day.
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Post by: MissBarbara on October 09, 2012, 07:27:36 PM
Never mind. It was stupid comment anyway. Have a good day.
If you're referring to the comment, "I don't see why some women starve themselves," then I completely agree -- it was one of the stupidest comments I've ever read on this board.
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Post by: coacheric on October 09, 2012, 09:02:27 PM
She posted something then took it down. But agree with the content posted in reply to Staci
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 10, 2012, 08:54:29 AM
Oh, i know why women women starve themselves. And speaking of stupid [what was said about my comment], the reasons women do it ARE stupid, especially when they do it for men. But this is not the thread to discuss that in.
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Post by: MissBarbara on October 10, 2012, 03:59:28 PM
Oh, i know why women women starve themselves. And speaking of stupid [what was said about my comment], the reasons women do it ARE stupid, especially when they do it for men. But this is not the thread to discuss that in.
I agree with you on one point, GG: "This is not the thread to discuss that in."
If it were the right thread to discuss this in, I would excoriate you for treating eating disorders as something women want or choose, or as something "they do for men"; for rivaling your ignorance with your typical misogyny; and for compounding your blinkered views by repeating them.
I would ask you if you consider things like alcoholism and drug dependency in the same light. I would question you: do you think alcoholics want to keep drinking, or those with drug dependency want to keep taking drugs?
And, finally, I would question your taking this discussion off the table, despite the fact that you started it by making grossly ignorant and misinformed comments.
But, since this is not the thread to discuss that in, I will not do so.
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Post by: seawing2 on October 12, 2012, 11:03:37 AM
she is older than me, but I would love to get between Julia Roberts legs
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Post by: vinney on October 12, 2012, 01:35:40 PM
Amen. Just recently took notice of her. Exquisite.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 22, 2012, 07:18:50 PM
Former Playboy Playmates India Allen and Shannon Tweed. India did some movies including Wild Cactus with her getting naked a lot. Shannon did LOTS of softcore porn.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 22, 2012, 07:25:33 PM
Shannon Tweed did several Indecent Behavior movies. The highlight of Indecent Behavior 2 [1994] was Rochelle Swanson. Fuck, she is gorgeous! I saw her in a few others including Secret Games 3 out the same year. Tamara Tunie, the M.E. from Law & Order: SVU is hot. Tina Turner is still hot...
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Post by: Gina Marie on October 22, 2012, 11:59:35 PM
Oh, i know why women women starve themselves. And speaking of stupid [what was said about my comment], the reasons women do it ARE stupid, especially when they do it for men.
Mmmm, i remember her on The Drew Carey Show, very hot...
I know she's on Cougar Town now. Been seeing commercials for the show and she still looks really good
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 27, 2012, 07:18:49 PM
She was on Scrubs also. I remember the episode of The Drew Carey Show where she [i think] went to her high school reunion. The dress she'd rented had formaldahyde in it! It had been on a dead body previous. :P
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Post by: tangent69 on November 28, 2012, 12:10:27 AM
Am watching 50 First Dates (silly but sweet) and Drew Barrymore is seriously fuckable!!! No doubt she's been on here before, but I'm not looking through 122 pages :D
(http://i.imgur.com/MgZ5l.jpg?1)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 28, 2012, 04:54:36 AM
Drew was smokin' in Poison Ivy, so was Sara Gilbert. Sara still looks hot now.
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Post by: Partner on November 28, 2012, 06:06:45 AM
Was a long way back in the thread that somebody mentioned Emanuelle Chriqui. That girl just exudes sexy and has a voice to match, without even trying.
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Post by: Partner on November 29, 2012, 05:43:36 AM
I knew toe would come through. 8)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 29, 2012, 07:08:14 PM
RACHAEL LEIGH COOK I just saw She's All That last night. I thought Rachael was hot in the glasses and acting shy, but at the beach when she slips off the overalls...damn, what a body!!! Her breasts were pretty big, too. *drools*
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Post by: coacheric on November 29, 2012, 07:15:20 PM
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Post by: Ducard on December 01, 2012, 03:19:01 AM
Well she's not a hollywood celeb, but she seems to be a celeb around here and I would Love to Fuck Gia! Have her shower me with her sweet sex juice DAM!!!!!! I would drink it from a champagne glass! DAM girl you make me wanna do BAD BAD things!
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Post by: DemonDelight on December 08, 2012, 06:49:43 AM
Robert Downey fucking Junior!!! Oh god I want to taste every inch of that man!!! Also I would honestly love to fuck Ellen Degenerous (I just know I spelled that wrong)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 08, 2012, 08:50:45 AM
Kristen Kreuk. I'm sure i or someone else brought her up before, but watching her play Cat, a Police Detective on Beauty And The Beast has brought her back for me. Other than infatuating over her on Smallville, an erotic author had included her in his "Journal Of an Agent" series which i've seen on Literotica and KA. She is very hot.
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Post by: coacheric on December 08, 2012, 01:06:10 PM
Well she's not a hollywood celeb, but she seems to be a celeb around here and I would Love to Fuck Gia! Have her shower me with her sweet sex juice DAM!!!!!! I would drink it from a champagne glass! DAM girl you make me wanna do BAD BAD things!
Well she's not a hollywood celeb ;D ;D ;D That's what JLH said also
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Post by: cranium on December 11, 2012, 03:14:31 PM
Halle Berry. Yum Yum!!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 11, 2012, 07:13:05 PM
Halle's got an amazing butt, mmmm... *drolls*
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Post by: Gina Marie on December 18, 2012, 01:06:43 AM
Thanks Ducard - sorry though... you're the wrong gender...
I love that Anne goes to red carpet commando! Who is on my list lately?
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Post by: Zuph on December 26, 2012, 07:03:43 PM
Victoria Juistice!!!!! :aol_doggystyle:
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Post by: chapelsnightmare on December 30, 2012, 06:51:35 PM
Olivia Wilde....she is so hot, Rhona Mitra, sexy accent and sexy body. Olivia is hot in every movie and Rhona is sexy in anything she wears. Now if I could just get them both in my bed. aaah dreams!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 30, 2012, 07:32:22 PM
Rhona Mitra is VERY sexy... Loved her on Boston Legal and really loved her toples scene in Hollow Man. ;-)
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Post by: chapelsnightmare on December 30, 2012, 07:35:44 PM
She was also in DoomsDay, and is in the HBO series Strikeback!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 30, 2012, 07:38:22 PM
She also had the lead role in the third Underworld movie.
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Post by: martinjh99 on December 30, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Rhona was also the Lara Croft model too back in the day... I think she was the first real life model for Lara as well...
(http://i.imgur.com/V5jlb.jpg)
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Post by: chapelsnightmare on December 30, 2012, 07:45:23 PM
Would you believe she was touring the country as Lara, and that was how she was spotted and picked to do the role for Hollow Man. She is a very sexy lady and truly worthy of many fantasies!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 30, 2012, 09:10:39 PM
I'll second that motion!
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Post by: Gina Marie on January 03, 2013, 09:22:17 AM
Would you consider Toe a celebrity cause he got POM? :emot_laughing:
I'd DEFINITELY consider Toe a celebrity!
But as for the "ilke to fuck" part, well, not so much. I'm sure he understands...
;)
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Post by: joe_and_michelle on January 24, 2013, 03:46:39 AM
Always had a thing for Andie McDowell.
Michelle says, "Ew."
She used to have a thing for Tom Cruise, before he went off the deep end. Now Tom Brady is at the top of her list.
edit.... And let me throw Ms. Tiffani Thiessen in there too.... http://www.egotastic.com/photos/tiffani-thiessen-shows-her-sexy-side-for-me-in-my-place/tiffani-thiessen-shows-her-sexy-side-for-me-in-my-place-12/
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 24, 2013, 04:56:57 PM
I had the hots for Tiffani Amber back as Kelly on Saved By The Bell. *drools*
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 24, 2013, 05:53:13 PM
I don't think she would've fucked an eight year old "geminikid". :P
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Post by: joe_and_michelle on January 24, 2013, 06:15:59 PM
Never knew Tiffani pics were out there. I rarely miss anything on egotastic.com (http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/21/tiffani-amber-thiesen-02.jpg)
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Post by: coacheric on January 24, 2013, 11:12:56 PM
Never knew Tiffani pics were out there. I rarely miss anything on egotastic.com
I am not knocking the posts because back in the day, pre crack, she was HOT. I also know that within the 125 pages of this thread, there are more posted of her, along with the fact that there are more on the web of her.
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Post by: Latina on January 26, 2013, 03:37:28 AM
Johnny Depp... yummy
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Post by: Partner on January 26, 2013, 07:42:44 PM
I have, on a couple of occasions, played the "If I Were Straight" game with gay friends (usually after several drinks). And his name comes up every time....
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Post by: Janus on February 08, 2013, 03:32:24 PM
Sigh, maybe I will relent and start watching TV. My hair looked just like that 25yrs ago. Wish I could find my old College ID.....Was the only good pic of me with Awesome rocker hair.
Janus
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Post by: Jaya on February 08, 2013, 04:42:03 PM
hehehehe Janus. I know, not the obvious pick. But you might want to check the series out. It has no shortage of beautiful men.
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Post by: Latina on February 08, 2013, 05:01:27 PM
I have, on a couple of occasions, played the "If I Were Straight" game with gay friends (usually after several drinks). And his name comes up every time....
MissB... He is hot, one of the man that its like wine, gets better with age...
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Post by: TinyDancer on February 11, 2013, 04:42:58 PM
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Post by: xian13 on February 15, 2013, 01:35:06 AM
In no particular order- Gwen Stefani Mila Kunis Demi Moore Melissa McCarthy Jenny McCarthy Jenniferr Lopez Jennifer Aniston Rose McGowan Lucy Lawless More to follow later.... nnow I'm horny.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 15, 2013, 07:36:43 AM
On your list, Xian, Mila Kunis is my favorite, mmmm... Isn't Melissa McCarthy Molly Flynn on Mike & Molly? She does have a bit of sexy to her, i'd still take Katy Mixon as here sitcom sister any day... *drools*
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Post by: Patrick on February 15, 2013, 01:18:17 PM
On your list, Xian, Mila Kunis is my favorite, mmmm... Isn't Melissa McCarthy Molly Flynn on Mike & Molly? She does have a bit of sexy to her, i'd still take Katy Mixon as here sitcom sister any day... *drools*
*slaps head* Forgot about her- I have a serious rape scenario involving her...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 16, 2013, 07:45:24 AM
Really? There are a few writers on here who would love to write a rape fantasy for you about Katy Mixon.
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Post by: SilentRomeo87 on February 16, 2013, 08:04:37 AM
When I was younger during the time of BattleBots... I miss that show by the way... I had a thing for Carmen Elektra who if I recall was one of the hostesses for the show. Now I like Amanda Tapping and the chick from Andromeda, but can't remember her name. Id do Claudia Black but I don't think she's as hot as Amanda :)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 16, 2013, 08:09:18 AM
YES, i loved the episode of Stargate: Atlantis where Rodney was trapped underwater and he imagined Amanda Tapping's Stargate: SG1 character was with him looking all sexy... *drools* Since we're talking sci-fi, i always had the hots for Roxane Dawson's hot half-Klingon, half-Human character on Star Trek: Voyager.
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Post by: EroticVixen69 on February 16, 2013, 08:25:19 AM
Just finished watching Skyfall. My BF is gonna be pisssssed I watched it without him, LOL.
I'm gonna go out on a ledge here and say....Ben Whishaw, the guy who played Q. Just something about him.... :aol_rideit:
You thought I was gonna say Daniel Craig, werentcha? :)
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Post by: SilentRomeo87 on February 16, 2013, 08:28:08 AM
YES, i loved the episode of Stargate: Atlantis where Rodney was trapped underwater and he imagined Amanda Tapping's Stargate: SG1 character was with him looking all sexy... *drools* Since we're talking sci-fi, i always had the hots for Roxane Dawson's hot half-Klingon, half-Human character on Star Trek: Voyager.
Absolutely love that episode :) sadly I never really got into star trek as much, though I have quite a bit of the different series qued on netflix, and I really liked the recent movie... and waiting for the new one :)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 16, 2013, 08:38:18 AM
I was so onto Star Trek: Voyager when it originally ran on UPN, partly because of her character, Kathryn Janeway, Kes.. 7 of 9 was all right... ;-)
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Post by: SilentRomeo87 on February 16, 2013, 08:45:06 AM
I do like that actress... which reminds me to add 6 to my list :) I'm so bad with actresses names :p Oh! And Athena from the same show (whatever her model was)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 16, 2013, 09:22:59 AM
Runthrough thie whole thread, Romeo, and you'll see lots of names you forgot for your list. ;-)
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Post by: SilentRomeo87 on February 16, 2013, 09:37:56 AM
I do not doubt for a second :emot_thdrool:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 16, 2013, 09:44:31 AM
Yoiu'll find my input throughtout, and i can add dozens and dozens more names. Celebrity-themed stories are some of my favorites. Last month i did a Kat Dennings story and another that included Amy from Big Bang Theory, two more hot ladies...
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Post by: xian13 on February 16, 2013, 11:00:05 AM
Yoiu'll find my input throughtout, and i can add dozens and dozens more names. Celebrity-themed stories are some of my favorites. Last month i did a Kat Dennings story and another that included Amy from Big Bang Theory, two more hot ladies...
Oh, I am a sucker for Kat- I have a serious thing for her boobs...
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Post by: xian13 on February 16, 2013, 11:02:13 AM
ANother big crush (even thiugh the rumor is she is asexual) is Janeane Garofalo.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 16, 2013, 11:09:13 AM
YES!!! I fuckin' love sexy little Janeane Garofalo!!! Especially after she masturbated in The Truth About Cats And Dogs. I heard the same rumors about her, too.
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Post by: Partner on February 16, 2013, 02:54:33 PM
hopefully Jennifer Connelly from 'The Hot Spot' at 20 with the bikini scene...wow may not be the right place to post great scene but it falls in to the cat ' What Celebrity would you like to fuck? ' after that
She and Andie Macdowell could be sisters..........(http://www.qnm.it/bellezze/attrici_straniere/andie_macdowell/andie_macdowell_foto_zxyvr73y63.jpg)
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Post by: TPrist on February 23, 2013, 11:43:56 PM
Jane Seymour, probably one of the best looking older women there is. And I know they both have been posted, more than likely, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez.
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Post by: finnline on February 24, 2013, 08:50:39 AM
hopefully Jennifer Connelly from 'The Hot Spot' at 20 with the bikini scene...wow may not be the right place to post great scene but it falls in to the cat ' What Celebrity would you like to fuck? ' after that
now there would be two 'sisters' I would love to meet... ;D
She and Andie Macdowell could be sisters..........(http://www.qnm.it/bellezze/attrici_straniere/andie_macdowell/andie_macdowell_foto_zxyvr73y63.jpg)
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Post by: melbourne on February 26, 2013, 10:07:11 AM
did someone say JC ??
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Post by: melbourne on February 26, 2013, 10:10:23 AM
i give up trying to post anything nothing ever works for me :-[
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Post by: Bexy on February 26, 2013, 01:40:48 PM
Wow, she is smouldering hot in this photo. I've always loved her full lips and I saw a picture of her from a site that proves she has an amazing ass too.
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Post by: Latina on March 04, 2013, 09:48:18 PM
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Post by: coacheric on March 18, 2013, 06:33:26 PM
Damn hot picture finnline. That one was on yesterday. She is always towards the top of my list.
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Post by: finnline on March 18, 2013, 07:02:11 PM
and of course Scarlett...thing is I thought she was damn hot in Eight Legged Freaks..she was 17-18 playing the very hot sheriffs daughter...wow now that was a mother&daughter setup i would have loved...
That middle one is Catherine Heigl. I'd know those tits anywhere. LOL.
yeh it didnt look like scarlett to me...sorry :(
I will erase her fine breasts !!!!
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Post by: chris r on March 18, 2013, 10:11:49 PM
It's fun to see what other people see as desirable.
For me Scarlett Johansson does nothing for me (granted not a bad body, but he face....ackkk) and Jennifer Anniston is very un-sexy, again, not a bad body.
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Post by: finnline on March 18, 2013, 10:15:38 PM
It's fun to see what other people see as desirable.
For me Scarlett Johansson does nothing for me (granted not a bad body, but he face....ackkk) and Jennifer Anniston is very un-sexy, again, not a bad body.
so who floats your boat then???
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Post by: chris r on March 18, 2013, 10:23:40 PM
Salma Hayek is muy caliente.
Audrey Hepburn is a classic beauty.
Natalie Portmann is pretty hot.
Marge Simpson is blue hair sexy.
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Post by: finnline on March 18, 2013, 10:25:09 PM
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Post by: finnline on March 19, 2013, 01:39:29 PM
how about Xena & Gabrielle...always loved Xena-Warrior Princess and they 'are they aren't they' theme that ran throughout the series..cannot remember alot of storylines so do forgive me...but...costumes..swords..bare flesh...storylines?
She was lovely and she did look so petite against Xena but best buddy/buddy couple since Laurel & Hardy...but I didn't want to see either Stan Or Ollie in the buff !!!
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Post by: Janus on March 19, 2013, 02:00:25 PM
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Post by: finnline on March 19, 2013, 02:03:14 PM
I am loving this thread...I am off to the pub now as three days off (lovely) I will think of some more smoking hot celebs for posting on here...some obscure ones too I am thinking...have a nice day everyone...
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Post by: martinjh99 on March 19, 2013, 02:05:46 PM
I am loving this thread...I am off to the pub now as three days off (lovely) I will think of some more smoking hot celebs for posting on here...some obscure ones too I am thinking...have a nice day everyone...
Have a nice time mate - I think me and you share the same taste in female celebs! :D
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Post by: Janus on March 19, 2013, 02:06:08 PM
I am loving this thread...I am off to the pub now as three days off (lovely) I will think of some more smoking hot celebs for posting on here...some obscure ones too I am thinking...have a nice day everyone...
You too Finn
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Post by: coacheric on March 19, 2013, 03:20:17 PM
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Post by: xesman on April 02, 2013, 01:19:23 AM
Gia, Thanks! I love her too! Can't get enough of her!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 02, 2013, 02:11:46 AM
She was my favorite on That '70s Show and i loved her in Aerosmith's "Jaded" music video. I read an erotic story once of a guy meeting her at an Aerosmith concert.
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Post by: Janus on April 02, 2013, 03:18:13 AM
She sure fills out a bikini in all the right places.... :D (http://i.imgur.com/xR5Y6I1.jpg)
Right click and view image for size pics!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 11, 2013, 07:55:01 AM
I don't know if i mentioned this before, but i personally loved Britney in the "Gimme More" music video. Dark-haired Brit is hotter. I also love the nude pregnant magazine cover she did with dark hair.
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Post by: tennysonp on April 11, 2013, 05:04:42 PM
Can I choose more than one?
Julie Graham (William and Mary) Nicola Walker (MI-5) John Barrowman (Torchwood) Maria de Medeiros (from Henry & June and Pulp Fiction) Dawn French
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Post by: Janus on April 11, 2013, 05:16:37 PM
Olivia Wilde......OMG.....I am enthralled by her........Just soooo sexy
Hmmm, just the right kind of fuck - fast and funny!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 12, 2013, 06:31:22 PM
The CSIs have given us a lot of hot female regulars:
Marg Helgenberger
Emily Proctor
Melina Kanakaredes
Jorga Fox
Khandi Alexander
Sela Ward
Elizabeth Shue
Eva LaRue
Anna Belkap
Liz Vassey
Sofia Milos
Julie McKinnon
Louise Lombard
Alana De La Garza
Vanessa Ferlito
Sheeri Rappaport
Boti Bliss
Emmanuelle Vaugier
Elizabeth Harnois
Kim Delaney
Natalie Martinez
Claire Forlani
Megan Dodds
Sonya Walger
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Post by: tennysonp on April 12, 2013, 11:30:38 PM
I'd have to agree with almost all of those. I still can't bear to hear Emily Proctor's accent. Sorry if I am being a snob about that.
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Post by: Janus on April 13, 2013, 04:09:33 AM
She has an accent?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 13, 2013, 04:28:43 AM
I love Emily Procter's slight Southern accent... So sexy.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 16, 2013, 07:01:39 AM
Music videos always have memorable hot girls, especially in the 80s and early 90s. Even if a song or video wasn't, lol How about the woman giving the guys in Journey the cold shoulder in "Seperate Ways (Worlds Apart)"? ;-)
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Post by: Janus on April 16, 2013, 01:26:44 PM
I watched "How I Met Your Mother" last night. The story line featured Liddy, a wedding planner with a "Ridonkulous" body that she kept hidden under a heavy winter coat.
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Post by: Dirtymind on April 17, 2013, 08:40:06 AM
I couldn't agree more. She's young, good looking, and filthy rich. If she can't even crack a smile now, when will she?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 18, 2013, 09:26:46 AM
Barbara Luna
I saw her on The Six Million Dollar Man tonight ["The Vultures Of The Andes"] and a while back on Mission: Impossible. I also remember her from an episode of the original Star Trek. She's another reason why a lot of my favorite actresses are from long ago.
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Post by: coacheric on April 18, 2013, 01:21:13 PM
Great list, SSB! I think Halle got herself some Black dick, she's pregnant. ;-)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivier_Martinez (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivier_Martinez) Olivier Martinez (born 12 January 1966)[1] is a French film actor.
In April 2013, it was announced that the couple is expecting their first child together, the second for Berry and first for Martinez.
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Post by: coacheric on April 20, 2013, 03:35:59 PM
Only relevent in that it was stated she got some black cock......he's not black.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 20, 2013, 04:56:48 PM
All i know is it's not my baby, damn it!!!! :P Is it her first pregnancy?
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Post by: coacheric on April 20, 2013, 04:58:26 PM
No, second
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 20, 2013, 05:07:38 PM
That's cool. I love seeing celebrities [well, any woman] pregnant. They look so much sexier... I wasn't all that hot for Gwen Stefani until i saw her pregnant, to me it just transforms a woman, makes her into a hotter being. :P
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Post by: Gina Marie on April 22, 2013, 01:06:23 AM
Wow, she is smouldering hot in this photo. I've always loved her full lips and I saw a picture of her from a site that proves she has an amazing ass too.
Well don't keep us in suspense....Share the wealth bro......
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Post by: Fish on April 23, 2013, 03:27:47 PM
Allison Scagliotti as Claudia Donovan in Warehouse 13... yeah, I'd TOTALLY do her!
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2vx0wig.jpg)
That's a big "hell yeah" Rope... I love the cute ones with short hair, and something about redheads with straight hair... dammit, I love so many things about that girl... almost want to get cable and watch her show...
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Post by: Gina Marie on April 25, 2013, 01:07:49 PM
The ultimate fantasy girl of my teens, the thinking man's beauty. Somewhat older than I, but the star of many of my first fantasies.
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Post by: Janus on April 25, 2013, 06:23:13 PM
Noni works for me....Woo
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Post by: Fish on April 26, 2013, 01:08:25 AM
She was cutest in Great Balls of Fire. Still unbelievably cute, though, and probably always will be. Love the short hair... *sigh* she can do no wrong, much like Natalie Portman.
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Post by: Latina on April 26, 2013, 03:05:28 AM
Funny you should pick Beyonce and Shakira. I'd read a hot erotic story years ago on Literotica about a guy having a threesome with them. ;-)
Wow...i didn't know that!!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 28, 2013, 09:07:10 AM
Yeah, it's called "Beautiful Liars" [after they music video/song they did together years ago]. Try [I think this is right] http://wap.literotica.com:81/show_story.php?page=1&story=311626 There are like three formats for Literotica, if someone has the link to the best one the story code is 311626.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 28, 2013, 09:08:38 AM
UPDATE!!! I just found it! http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=311626
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Post by: Trueblue on April 28, 2013, 09:13:33 AM
I've always said she's some kind of crazy but I'd hit that.
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Post by: finnline on April 30, 2013, 08:38:17 AM
Juliette Lewis (born June 21, 1973)[1] is an American actress and singer. She gained fame for her role in the 1991 thriller Cape Fear for which she was nominated for both an Academy Award and Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress. This followed with major roles in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Natural Born Killers, Strange Days, The Evening Star, Kalifornia, From Dusk Till Dawn, and The Other Sister. Her work in television has resulted in two Emmy nominations. Lewis launched a career as a singer and musician, leading the American rock band, Juliette and the Licks, until 2009
LOVED her as Scott Baio's dark-haired, glasses-wearing girlfriend in Zapped! I was flipping through the channels the other day and a new channel that plays a lot of 80s movies was airing it.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 02, 2013, 09:35:29 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 02, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
I found out when i Googled her she was on The Facts Of Life, too. I agree, great tits, but why the Hell does Google say she's only a 34A?!? Another site listed her as a 32...
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Post by: Gina Marie on May 02, 2013, 10:00:15 AM
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Post by: Janus on May 04, 2013, 06:37:24 AM
I think everyone that digs chicks wants to have a go with this lovely lady.
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Post by: Fish on May 04, 2013, 08:56:36 AM
She's got a cute personality, too.
Cameron Diaz is much the same way, I met Cameron, and know people who have met Mila. Both have impeccable reputations.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 05, 2013, 11:11:18 AM
Awesome FHM list! Rihanna at #2 only makes it better... *drools*
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Post by: Bexy on May 05, 2013, 11:26:59 PM
I've been downloading a few Swedish films to get to see a bit more of this very fuckable Swede. Viking's 'Floki' is apparently one of the most famous actors in Sweden. Gustaf Skarsgard, yummie.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/15i9k74.jpg)
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Post by: Bexy on May 06, 2013, 06:31:42 AM
LOL and a woo for Vikings with white asses!
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Post by: Gina Marie on May 06, 2013, 07:23:07 AM
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Post by: melbourne on May 06, 2013, 05:13:40 PM
Got a real crush on this lovely little lady from 'she's the man' had a real fantasy of her dressed up as the schoolboy and discovering she is a yummy girl underneath...
Got a real crush on this lovely little lady from 'she's the man' had a real fantasy of her dressed up as the schoolboy and discovering she is a yummy girl underneath...
Although I am not a big blond fan, I really dig Amy Smart... something about her just juices my puss puss up like only Dee Dee or a few others really can!
Janus....why "still"? Could you not have said, Heather Graham, hot as fuck?
Over years and years in the public eye, many stars like to alter themselves. Sometimes for the positive and sometimes not so much. You are correct as she is and always has been very attractive....However, we all know that hotness can dissipate over time.....
We all start to sag here or there and we gain wrinkles and weight etc....etc....We aren't as appealing to the eye as we were in our youth and hotness is about looks...Pure and simple......
Sexy is about attitude......Beauty is from within......
Wouldn't you agree?
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Post by: Gina Marie on May 09, 2013, 08:46:48 PM
We all start to sag here or there and we gain wrinkles and weight etc....etc....We aren't as appealing to the eye as we were in our youth and hotness is about looks...Pure and simple......
Sexy is about attitude......Beauty is from within......
Wouldn't you agree?
Yes - our youth-centric society demands the inclusion of the word "still" - however, I too, am guilty of focusing on the external. I strive to keep myself in shape - inside, outside, and mentally... I hope I look that good in 9 years.
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Post by: Fish on May 09, 2013, 09:19:34 PM
I used to be very good about keeping up my appearance, almost to the point of vanity.
Zoloft solved that by making me gain almost a hundred pounds. Now I've taken off tons of weight, but the vanity isn't back... not yet, anyway.
Age often makes women hotter, on the outside as well as the inside. Goldie Hawn and her daughter Kate Hudson are both hot, and Goldie is quite a bit older than I would normally find myself attracted to.
I met her, and her personality is playful and seductive. Her plastic surgery has been tasteful, at least compared to many older actresses. Sophia Loren is another example of a much older woman knowing how to look good at any age.
My eyes prefer women around 20, but in person, once I speak with them, that is often not true at all.
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Post by: coacheric on May 09, 2013, 09:35:54 PM
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Post by: Fish on May 10, 2013, 03:18:21 AM
She's cute as hell... who is she?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 10, 2013, 03:49:02 AM
Wron, great pick. Megan Price is hot! So is Bianca Kajlick. My pick this time is sexy Michelle Ryan, Jaime Sommers in the 2007 Bionic Woman reboot.
Born Michelle Claire Ryan, born April 22, 1984 in Enfield, Middlesex, England.
5'7" 34C-26-33
I was reminded of her from watching the original Bionic Woman with Lindsay Wagner, another hottie.
Lindsay Jean Wagner, born June 22, 1949 in Los Angeles, California. 5'9" 34A-27-34
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 10, 2013, 03:50:54 AM
Forgetfulish, i agree with you on Goldie Hawn. Very hot lady with a great butt! Some of my favorite Goldie Hawn movies are Foul Play and Seems Like Old Times.
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Post by: Janus on May 10, 2013, 04:38:48 AM
Yes - our youth-centric society demands the inclusion of the word "still" - however, I too, am guilty of focusing on the external. I strive to keep myself in shape - inside, outside, and mentally... I hope I look that good in 9 years.
Darlin' I am fairly certain that you will. I see that you are fit as a fiddle and all of the pics that you put up for us pervs are greatly appreciated.....There is one shot that I have never seen of you that I would very much enjoy I am sure.
You post all of those sexy images of your ripped abs and your slender frame, gorgeous hair totally sexy body.....However, I don't ever recall seeing a sexy ass shot.....Now as I am a Lover of the Butt, I would be honored to see a nice shot of your delectable derriere.
I double Dog dare ya......... :emot_laughing:
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Post by: Fish on May 10, 2013, 05:42:39 AM
However, I don't ever recall seeing a sexy ass shot.....Now as I am a Lover of the Butt, I would be honored to see a nice shot of your delectable derriere.
I double Dog dare ya
I have indeed posted a few... I will indulge you however by reposting.
I hate you, Gia! You just completely ruined my day!
I mean, how could I possibly get even the tiniest thing into my brain today, since it's already filled to the brim with the most delicious and delightful images inspired by that picture...
;)
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Post by: Janus on May 10, 2013, 03:03:46 PM
Considering your earlier posts, hit in what sense?
I'd tap that ass!! I'd screw her silly... ;D
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Post by: Gina Marie on May 10, 2013, 10:42:11 PM
Thanks everyone... I know I am an attention whore, and posting reveling pics of myself is just asking for all kinds of undue attention. I answered a request, and thereby hijacked the thread. I appreciate the compliments (truly), but lets get back on track!
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Post by: Gina Marie on May 10, 2013, 11:19:10 PM
Strange how?
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Post by: Fish on May 10, 2013, 11:48:45 PM
Apparently, they named Miley Cyrus as the sexiest woman alive.
I think she's pretty, but definitely not even top 1,000 prettiest alive today. There are members on this site prettier than Ms. Cyrus... very pretty members, but that means she isn't the sexiest alive.
For my celebrity of the moment: Natalie Imbruglia
At 2:15 she gives the camera a nice close-up of those gorgeous pouty lips... but every second with her in it is worth watching.
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Post by: Gina Marie on May 11, 2013, 12:19:22 AM
Hahahahaha! Back in 1997/98, I used to sit with my GF Pina and say her name over and over.... we laughed till it hurt!
I can't remember all 10 women off the top of my head from the part of the FHM list I saw but it had 2 people who I can only assume are virtual unknown in most parts of the world since their fame comes from their appearances in an English soap and Giorgia Salpa at number 10 is an Irish model who is most famous for looking like Kim Kardashian (and is completely vacuous in interviews, I might add). Then there's Rihanna who is not a bad looking woman by any means but I wouldn't have ever expected her to be at number 2. It's just a strange mix. They're not the 10 best looking women in the world, or at least I would be surprised if anyone thought so, they're not the 10 'hottest' good looking celebrities right now and they're not the sexiest in terms of that good looking/highly talented combination that is so appealing. I don't know it's just difficult to figure out how they could possibly have come up with some kind of parameters that would put those ten women as the ten sexiest in the world.
"Top" lists are subjective, not objective... I just happen to agree with the number one pick. The Maxim Hot 100 list that Eric mentioned has Mila at 5, and Miley Cyrus at 1... I don't agree, but this just solidifies my point.
Ask 10 members here at KB who number one should be, and I would venture 9 (if not 10) different answers...
If I have noticed anything about you GB, it is that you are exceedingly smart... Science is objective, opinion is subjective... you know this! Opinion has no baseline.
Truth be told - I don't really pay attention to those lists or magazines - I am just tickled that my #1 celeb-crush got picked for top choice!
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Post by: Fish on May 11, 2013, 12:42:59 AM
I love those eyes, but miss her cute short hair... why more women today don't use that look baffles me. Besides glasses, it is the easiest way to have a woman look cuter: short hair. Not shaved head, at least not for me, but cute short hair.
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Post by: melbourne on May 11, 2013, 02:05:48 AM
Janus....why "still"? Could you not have said, Heather Graham, hot as fuck?
yep Janus bad choice of words...."still"...watched her in 'out of space' yep love too .??
Yes still. Compare her to your average 40 something woman and she far exceeds the standard.....Hell she is hotter than a good many 20 somethings that are famous........
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 11, 2013, 05:36:19 AM
LOGO ran a special months ago about celebrities over 40 looking better now than they did in their 20s. A LOT of celebrities were on their list, so Heather is not the only one. There's a trend going on i've noticed for something like 20 years[?] now, celebrities and people in general are taking better care of themselves now and are looking younger. If i watch a TV show or movie from the 60s and 70s, people over 50 were mostly white-haired and many seemed frail. Now people over 50 look young, look at Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise, Jane Seymour, just to name a few. Heather Graham isn't the exception to the rule, there are many her age lookin' good and good for them.
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Post by: Malsexie on May 11, 2013, 09:16:42 AM
People tell me Jack is my doppelgänger. And yes, it *is* a wild kinky experience.
LOL, well Toe, just so you know, people tell me that the Playmate 2013 is my doppelganger. And I'm sure anything you're involved in is wild and kinky. Love you sugar! :emot_kiss:
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Post by: coacheric on May 11, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
And with that note from tiny, I know what I'll be jerking to tonight. ;D
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Post by: MissBarbara on May 11, 2013, 08:25:14 PM
LOGO ran a special months ago about celebrities over 40 looking better now than they did in their 20s. A LOT of celebrities were on their list, so Heather is not the only one. There's a trend going on i've noticed for something like 20 years[?] now, celebrities and people in general are taking better care of themselves now and are looking younger. If i watch a TV show or movie from the 60s and 70s, people over 50 were mostly white-haired and many seemed frail. Now people over 50 look young, look at Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise, Jane Seymour, just to name a few. Heather Graham isn't the exception to the rule, there are many her age lookin' good and good for them.
But keep in mind that "for something like 20 years" there have been huge advances in the field of plastic surgery...
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Post by: Fish on May 11, 2013, 09:27:32 PM
And medicine in general, as well as digital photography and dietary supplements. Technology is helping those of us who are interested in being/looking healthy.
For my celebrity of the moment: Jennifer Connelly:
I just saw her on The Six Million Dollar Man tonight. *drools*
What year is it where you live?
That depends, what year was mom's basement finished? ;D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 17, 2013, 02:03:01 AM
Don't get jealous if you don't have the COZI TV channel. :P Two episodes of Charlie's Angels and two of the Bionic Woman every Tueasday, four episodes of The Six Million Dollar Man every Wednesday night, four Magnum, P.I. Thursday nights. And the poor saps living in their mom's basements most likely don't get COZI TV. ;-)
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Post by: Gina Marie on May 17, 2013, 02:13:54 AM
Don't get jealous if you don't have the COZI TV channel. :P Two episodes of Charlie's Angels and two of the Bionic Woman every Tueasday, four episodes of The Six Million Dollar Man every Wednesday night, four Magnum, P.I. Thursday nights. And the poor saps living in their mom's basements most likely don't get COZI TV. ;-)
My dicks hard thinking about what I'm missing....
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Post by: Janus on May 18, 2013, 03:42:47 AM
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Post by: Fish on May 21, 2013, 07:46:46 AM
Hannah Trigwell.
Okay, she's a pretty small-time celeb, but I'm a sucker for a girl who can sing and play guitar.
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Post by: Dynamite on May 22, 2013, 09:29:07 AM
Princess Stephanie of Monaco. Back in the 80s, she was one of my first celebrity crushes. It's because of her I have a thing for girls with short hair.
Ditto Janet Fielding, who played Doctor Who's companion Tegan in the early 80s.
Who else? Patsy Kensit. I love the curve of her top lip.
Kate Fisher, who starred alongside Elle MacPherson in Sirens. Kate was the better looking one.
Alicia Silverstone. Amanda Donohoe. Alyssa Milano. Alizee Jacotey. Amanda Peet. Amy Jo Johnston. Anna Friel. Ashley Judd. Asia Argento. Those are just the As on my list. Imagine how many more I would have to go through before I got to Zhang Ziyi ... !
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 22, 2013, 09:53:40 AM
Amy Jo Johnson and Asia Argento, two good choices. On my Honorable Mention list, Alicia Silverstone has to be on it. I remember Amanda Donahue, another hottie.
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Post by: Killer Moth on May 23, 2013, 06:28:46 AM
I'm not sure I've seen a film with Ludivine Sagnier where she doesn't get naked:
A friend of mine goes to the same gym as Joe. I want to go with her! I'd sit on the stationary bike and pedal.....pedal....kinda rub my thighs together while I pedal....pedal....
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Post by: shamefulmom on May 24, 2013, 02:38:21 AM
Very cute and sexy... Lookin' hot in her Starfleet uniform... ;-)
Thought you could post pictures now? (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rqa-lHqh4x4/UY7eezVxq4I/AAAAAAAAcgM/Y8jqq_OafOQ/s1600/Saldana_Uhura-zoe-saldanas-uhura-13963685-594-1599.jpeg)
I like her looking like this (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IOG06y2cq4o/TO8J9yRfWKI/AAAAAAAAQbA/pHFejV7aOLc/s1600/Zoe-Saldana-CK-Lingerie-1.jpg)
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Post by: coacheric on May 24, 2013, 09:43:52 PM
Danielle Colby Cushman, from History Channel's "American Pickers".
Damn toe, I had to do a google search of her after seeing that picture. I know her from the show but didn't know there were any pictures out there like this (http://www.mtnolan.com/data/photos/104_1daniellecolbycushman.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 25, 2013, 03:11:21 AM
I can post links, i came across Zoe while doing a Google Image Search but only head shots.
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Post by: AB-2007 on May 25, 2013, 10:44:14 PM
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Post by: Fish on May 26, 2013, 12:49:22 AM
She's up there on my list... except for that crap on her face... take a shower, babe.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 27, 2013, 05:48:36 AM
Didi Conn
I was flipping through the channels at just before 11PM and saw Benson was coming on. I never knew she was a regular on the sitcom [I guess i didn't see that much of the show before...]. I never knew she had an amazing body until i saw her in a bathing suit! *drools* If anyone is interested, the episode was "Death In A Funny Position", the first part. Another hottie guest starring was Lynda Day George who did one season on Mission: Impossible.
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Post by: TinyDancer on May 27, 2013, 04:15:55 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 31, 2013, 09:28:57 AM
Pamela Susan Shoop
Hot scene in a hot tub in Halloween II before Michael kills her.
(http://i.imgur.com/dZrIU.jpg)
*Edit by Gia1978 to fix dead link
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Post by: Fish on May 31, 2013, 03:31:44 PM
I'm thinking of a cool three-way with singers Tristan Prettyman and Sara Bareilles... yum. (http://i.imgur.com/zi2cxUT.jpg) (http://imgur.com/zi2cxUT) (http://i.imgur.com/LQKYoGT.jpg) (http://imgur.com/LQKYoGT)
I think they would sound nice as a duet when they cum at the same time with a double-ended dildo between them.
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Post by: pedmommy on June 03, 2013, 03:58:57 PM
it's weird but that's how i like it, I'd like to fuck Steve Buscemi, him or the little person from Game of Thrones
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Post by: KatInTheHat on June 04, 2013, 02:29:13 AM
Adam Levine. I know some people think he's a douche bag, but he's definitely not hard on the eyes....... :aol_doggystyle:
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Post by: coacheric on June 04, 2013, 10:33:16 PM
Colby-Cushman owned and participated in a female roller derby team, the Big Mouth Mickey's, for three years until injuries forced her to give up the sport.[6]
Colby-Cushman decided she wanted to do burlesque when, while living in Chicago with her family, she attended a burlesque performance starring comedienne Margaret Cho and legendary dancer Satan's Angel. Colby-Cushman characterized the event as "amazing", saying in part, "Growing up in a strict household, I think I went into that evening thinking that burlesque was taboo and wrong and bad. But what I realized after I left that event was how absolutely liberating it was, to be in a room with women on stage who were ranging from a size zero to a size of, easily, 28 - all different types of women, with all different strengths."[3]
When she moved back with her family to Iowa, settling in the Quad Cities area, she became determined to make her desire a reality.[3] She created her own professional burlesque troupe, Burlesque Le'Moustache. The troupe features nine performers, including Colby-Cushman herself, who dances under the stage name of Dannie Diesel. It tours nightclubs and other various venues in eastern Iowa and western Illinois.[2]
American Pickers [edit]
Unknown to some of the show's fans, Colby-Cushman had been a close friend of Mike Wolfe for ten years before the concept of the show had even been developed.[6]
Once the show was sold to the History Channel, Wolfe asked Colby-Cushman to work at the office of the antique shop, called Antique Archaeology, because he "wanted someone that did not look like they would work in any antique shop because I wanted our show to be looked at in a different way. I wanted people to look at antiques like they're fun, they're rad, they're killer, they're awesome. I wanted people to know that they didn't have to have a blue blazer and ten cats to be an antique dealer."[7]
American Pickers premiered on History, formerly known as the History Channel, on January 18, 2010.[8] As of September 8, 2010, it was the #1 new non-fiction series of 2010 among total viewers and adults 25-54.[9]
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Post by: coacheric on June 04, 2013, 10:41:11 PM
Something about Avril Lavin that drives me crazy whenever I see her
Have to say that I don't get it. She has the same stupid look on her face ALL the time. Wife and I were talking about her over the weekend. We both agreed that we don't see it.
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Post by: Janus on June 06, 2013, 01:36:39 PM
I just like skinny young women with tiny boobs and small tight little asses. Kind of like the hot redhead I took out last night....LOL
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 06, 2013, 06:33:11 PM
Neve Campbell
I had on the Sundance Channel last night and a movie When Will I Be Loved was coming on with Neve Campbell. I was wondering if that was the movie where she had a shower scene... Sure enough, right at the beginning of the movie she is showering, showing off her cute butt, then after her shower Neve masturbates. ;-)
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Post by: shamefulmom on June 06, 2013, 06:35:56 PM
I had on the Sundance Channel last night and a movie When Will I Be Loved was coming on with Neve Campbell. I was wondering if that was the movie where she had a shower scene... Sure enough, right at the beginning of the movie she is showering, showing off her cute butt, then after her shower Neve masturbates. ;-)
i like after shower masturbation... or before :D
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Post by: coacheric on June 07, 2013, 07:49:24 PM
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Post by: Fish on June 08, 2013, 02:58:53 AM
I don't give a shit if she's 70, she's still hot. I'd clean the cobwebs off that and fuck her at 6:30 because she goes to bed at 8:00, doesn't matter to me.
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Post by: Gina Marie on June 08, 2013, 09:30:57 AM
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Post by: insatiable on June 15, 2013, 08:01:24 AM
Woman in Uniform = Check
Super Smart Astronaut in Uniform = Check
Super Smart Astronaut in Uniform with the sleek Jet plane she flies = Check
NASA Astronaut Joan Higginbotham
(http://i.imgur.com/37sgrLC.jpg)
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Post by: Fish on June 16, 2013, 12:37:53 AM
I'll get in that when you finish, insatiable, she'd be a wild ride!
<Scratchy radio voice> Houston, do I have a go for re-entry?
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Post by: SouthernGent on June 21, 2013, 04:58:05 AM
Lily Thai
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 21, 2013, 06:40:45 AM
Ellen Greene
Little Shop Of Horrors played on LOGO tonight. When i think of that movie i think of Ellen Greene first, how hot she looked and sounded, those huge breasts... *drools*
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Post by: TinyDancer on June 21, 2013, 03:24:22 PM
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Post by: TinyDancer on June 26, 2013, 11:18:14 PM
GG darlin' I'm putting you down on my Christmas list for a 3 pack of bibs, what with all the drooling you do. :emot_laughing:
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Post by: Elizabeth on June 26, 2013, 11:32:01 PM
Am I the only person on KB that isn't into "Celebrity Status" crap. I mean really, what wrong with normal regular people that ARE NOT on the celebrity pages? (unless of course your actually caught up in that kind of media hype).
Love, Liz
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Post by: MissBarbara on June 26, 2013, 11:47:09 PM
GG darlin' I'm putting you down on my Christmas list for a 3 pack of bibs, what with all the drooling you do. :emot_laughing:
Glad I'm not the only one who's had that thought.
Wouldn't it be easier to just buy him a baby pacifier..he could suck on that all day.. LOL
Love, Liz
You're not the only one. In fact, I think the line is rather long...
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Post by: Fish on June 27, 2013, 01:01:04 AM
Sign me up to eat a big ol' slice of Laura Marling... her voice has been going through my head all day, and she just sounds so damn hot!!! She looks pretty, and plays the guitar, too! DAMN!
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Post by: Supersoftball on June 28, 2013, 10:51:58 AM
Minka Kelly Amy Teegarden Halle Berry Jessica Simpson Soledad O'Brian
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Post by: coacheric on June 28, 2013, 06:21:00 PM
She is NOT Flo. She is the customer. She has been in a shit load of different commercials over the years. Never knew her name but did know the face.
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Post by: Janus on June 28, 2013, 06:45:43 PM
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Post by: Fish on June 30, 2013, 07:53:19 AM
Probably because it hurt her back. My cousin is tempted to have her generous C's turned into small B's, and that would fit her frame. I like the idea, as she deserves to feel good any way she sees fit (her girlfriend loves her tits, though).
I think breast augmentation should be for serious medical issues (cancer, chronic back pain), but I'm all about freedom.
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Post by: mikki on July 04, 2013, 11:02:37 PM
all of them?
one, two, three at a time?
is that out of the question?
men on this side, women right here in front... lol
you guys are gonna get so tired of me.
mikki
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Post by: vonGriffin on July 04, 2013, 11:11:43 PM
Tessa Taylor, before she started doing it publicly.
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Post by: julia98345 on July 09, 2013, 06:37:42 PM
Um...this is from left field..I was watching the "Today" show several weeks ago and really started looking at Samantha Guthrie is a new light. Tall, beautiful, intelligent...found myself licking my lips! Janus would you be so kind to post a photo for me of her?
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Post by: julia98345 on July 09, 2013, 06:51:31 PM
Ty Toe, I appreciate that..
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Post by: Janus on July 09, 2013, 07:22:40 PM
I rather liked this pic of Miss Guthrie a tad more....
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Post by: julia98345 on July 09, 2013, 07:24:52 PM
As do I Janus. Love to see her smiling like that as she walked towards me...TY!
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Post by: coacheric on July 12, 2013, 09:22:08 PM
Sorry but always pops in my head when I see this picture. This video has a bunch of Phoebe Cates ;D Sorry for the sun burst http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdglHTSt7fg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdglHTSt7fg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 13, 2013, 12:36:25 AM
I loved Phoebe in Paradise.
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 13, 2013, 01:57:57 AM
Tara cleans up well, but she's a big hot bowl of mess in real life.
(http://i.imgur.com/9l05Nj8.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/j24Tth8.jpg)
I'd still fill her train wrecked ass full of my cum......
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Post by: Fish on July 14, 2013, 04:19:49 PM
Phoebe Cates- literally so fucking hot, she doesn't have to do another thing for the rest of her life, and she will STILL be worshiped as one of the most beautiful women of all time. Her career was very short, but men who love women worship her.
Three cheers to her for falling in love! Yeah, he's the luckiest fucker ever, but love is love.
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Post by: chromedreams on July 14, 2013, 08:02:10 PM
I'd take my time machine back to the 70's and do Goldie Hawn in a minute and then do her again and again. Her daughter is cute but mom was better. My rule of thumb is how many miles I'd walk for the treat. Goldie,is at least a 5 day walk.
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Post by: Janus on July 15, 2013, 07:12:53 AM
What ever. We have so many people taking out this thread, SOMEONE is bound to remember. :P
A woo for the "whatever."
There's been so many people sniping on the board of late about what people should be interested in here, what people should post here, and what people should say here. I think "whatever" is the perfect response.
And getting back on topic, "Person of Interest" is my favorite show on TV right now, and Taraji Henson really does it for me...
(http://i.imgur.com/uMyPuur.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 18, 2013, 07:02:54 PM
Oh, boy, i LOVE Taraji P. Henson... *drolls* I remember when she was on Boston Legal for a while.
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Post by: Well Behaved Lady on July 18, 2013, 08:58:28 PM
What ever. We have so many people taking out this thread, SOMEONE is bound to remember. :P
A woo for the "whatever."
There's been so many people sniping on the board of late about what people should be interested in here, what people should post here, and what people should say here. I think "whatever" is the perfect response.
And getting back on topic, "Person of Interest" is my favorite show on TV right now, and Taraji Henson really does it for me...
(http://i.imgur.com/uMyPuur.jpg)
I love Person of Interest, and yes she looks amazing!
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Post by: coacheric on July 18, 2013, 09:24:55 PM
Been seeing a commercial for a new cop show. Poppy Montgomery is in it. The show looks like another forgettable cop show but she is hot
Not sure if this is a real shot or not (http://www.saladgoat.com/lookalikes/pictures/NikiKarstona.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 18, 2013, 09:59:31 PM
It's not new, Coach. It's season two, it played Tuesday nights at 10 during 2011-2012. Poppy is very sexy and i usually don't find myself attracted to Blonde woman.
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Post by: coacheric on July 18, 2013, 10:21:04 PM
Whatever ;D
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Post by: MissBarbara on July 18, 2013, 10:39:05 PM
It's not new, Coach. It's season two, it played Tuesday nights at 10 during 2011-2012. Poppy is very sexy and i usually don't find myself attracted to Blonde woman.
Maybe you should invest in a color TV. If you did, you'd discover that in that show she's a redhead...
(http://i.imgur.com/6UcGpJr.jpg)
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Post by: Gina Marie on July 19, 2013, 12:27:03 AM
I've met him, and he was really cool... plus, he's better at flatland than I could ever dream of being. He annihilated my former flatland hero, and he has three tricks he regularly does that I have never been able to pull off. Add to that a sexy French accent, and I am good to go.
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Post by: mikki on July 21, 2013, 04:35:12 PM
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Post by: SecretAgentUT on July 24, 2013, 12:42:12 AM
Jessica Alba - mmmmmmmmmm
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 24, 2013, 04:26:47 PM
I had came across some of her pregnant leaked pics, very hot... I read a hot erotic story about her once playing golf [and of course more... ;-) ] and i wrote a story with sexy Jess.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 31, 2013, 12:15:25 AM
Ruthie and Lucy were always my favorite Camden daughters. I was never crazy about Mary. Beverly Mitchell is one sexy, busty lady...
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Post by: mines2000 on August 09, 2013, 11:36:01 PM
Anna kendrick!! Just something sexy about her mouth and a nice rack too... also Peyton List. (well, If I was 14 ;) ..This girl will undoubtedly be a super hottie of the near future...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 09, 2013, 11:44:48 PM
I've got Venus Williams and Rihanna on my mind at the moment...
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Post by: RopeFiend on August 12, 2013, 09:10:06 PM
Now that she's old enough, I'm finally able to be HORNY about her!
(http://i.imgur.com/LQm7EGy.png)
Damn, she cleans up nice!
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Post by: coacheric on August 12, 2013, 09:15:02 PM
Heather Graham - strange 'cause I'm not normally into blondes. (http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/1413.jpg)
Nice... very very nice... she's a blonde you could get right into... :roll:
vinney
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Post by: mines2000 on August 13, 2013, 03:41:20 PM
I enjoyed her on TV since she was a kid.. I knew she would be an exotic Hottie.. Even though she probably gargled Justin Beiber's scrotum snot I would still hammer her senseless...
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Post by: RopeFiend on August 14, 2013, 10:44:52 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 15, 2013, 02:20:43 PM
I turned on the Sundance Channel last night and they were airing Spies Like Us form 1985. First thing i thought about, was when Vanessa Angel steps out of the tent in that seethru bra... *drools*
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Post by: RopeFiend on August 18, 2013, 06:31:13 AM
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
(http://i.imgur.com/xxLhtA6.jpg)
Oh, who am I kidding?? I'd hump just about any woman that'd hold still long enough!
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Post by: Janus on August 25, 2013, 02:11:44 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 13, 2013, 01:43:03 PM
MacKenzie was lookin' very hot and goth when she first appeared on Under The Dome, but either before or after her Samantha Mathis mother died she dumped the eye goop, did up her hair and looked even hotter!
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Post by: coacheric on September 13, 2013, 02:06:57 PM
Mackenzie Lintz (The link was broke on Janus post)
MacKenzie was lookin' very hot and goth when she first appeared on Under The Dome, but either before or after her Samantha Mathis mother died she dumped the eye goop, did up her hair and looked even hotter!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 18, 2013, 10:12:31 PM
Read it slow - ly, one word at a time...
lol
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Post by: Gina Marie on September 18, 2013, 10:20:11 PM
I did... and it made my brain itch... really bad!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 18, 2013, 10:45:40 PM
I like goth girls. The actress who plays Norrie on Under The Dome started out goth; the way she wore her hair, her makeup especially all the black goop around the eyes. After one of her mothers dies played by Samantha Mathis, she has a transformation; new hairdo, normal amount of makeup, very hot.
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Post by: Gina Marie on September 18, 2013, 10:53:11 PM
I like goth girls. The actress who plays Norrie on Under The Dome started out goth; the way she wore her hair, her makeup especially all the black goop around the eyes. After one of her mothers dies played by Samantha Mathis, she has a transformation; new hairdo, normal amount of makeup, very hot.
Ohhhhhhh.... Now I can understand it! Thanks GG... and I would like to introduce you to my friend, the parenthesis.
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I like goth girls. The actress who plays Norrie on 'Under The Dome' started out goth; the way she wore her hair, her makeup (especially all the black goop around the eyes). After one of her mothers dies (played by Samantha Mathis), she has a transformation; new hairdo, normal amount of makeup, very hot.
I hope you two get along!
Cheers! :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 19, 2013, 12:06:43 AM
If you were a teacher, Lady Gia, no one would take your class long. ;-) I will make sure to forget that. :P
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Post by: Gina Marie on September 19, 2013, 12:50:08 AM
Butthurtmuch?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 19, 2013, 02:32:05 AM
No, i get a headache, sinuses acting up, but my butt feels A-O-K, thank you! -thumb up-
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 19, 2013, 02:32:32 AM
*got a headache
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Post by: Janus on September 25, 2013, 05:56:46 AM
I recognize her name, but i can't remember from where...
And that's why, on the Eighth Day, God created Google...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 30, 2013, 05:59:52 PM
Ha ha ha Some people on here live to Google on their computers for us lowly phone users. I don't recognize any of the movies she's been in since 2008, but she was on The Good Wife and Law & Order:SVU, i think i saw her on one of those shows.
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Post by: MissBarbara on September 30, 2013, 07:06:15 PM
Ha ha ha Some people on here live to Google on their computers for us lowly phone users.
Not really, GG. Some people on here are kind enough to help out you lowly phone users.
Quick show of hands: how many "lowly phone users" are there who access the board via their phones but are unable to also access Google?
But sometimes you wear out your welcome and try the patience of those willing to help you out...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 30, 2013, 09:31:57 PM
I rarely ask for anything. If no one wants to look for something, fine. And, Toe, everything you listed my phone does not have access to. Except the last one, which my phone doesn't arms to send smoke signals, lol KB is supposed to be a fun place, no need to pick on us handicapped people.
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Post by: coacheric on September 30, 2013, 10:08:36 PM
Yet what good are friends if you can't be there to kick them when their down
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Post by: redhatlover on September 30, 2013, 10:46:18 PM
We love you, G-Guy! Don't let a little ribbing get you down. Remember, I still work a lot on dial-up, so you are not the only one with a little handicap.
Besides, you are the major poster of stories on this board.
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Post by: coacheric on September 30, 2013, 10:56:02 PM
I rarely ask for anything. If no one wants to look for something, fine. And, Toe, everything you listed my phone does not have access to. Except the last one, which my phone doesn't arms to send smoke signals, lol KB is supposed to be a fun place, no need to pick on us handicapped people.
LOL. You'll get no sympathy fuck from me buddy.
I've been posting nudies here for you for years. Do you go to the library to look at them on a desktop?
Library?? They would cut him off from the building forever if he was caught looking at porn there.
I post a lot of shit up for you also bro, along with fixing links when they don't show, along with GIA also. And as an FYI, I've used my phone a lot over the years for viewing and posting here. I don't like it but I still try and make them posts count as much as if I was here in front of the desk or laptop.
$375 for a Windows 8 laptop with 500GB hard drive at best buy. I know this because I'm probably buying it. Cheaper ones closer to $200 range but I wanted something a little better since it's only for the kids to do computer class homework on a Windows instead of a Mac.
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Post by: MissBarbara on October 01, 2013, 12:21:00 AM
I rarely ask for anything. If no one wants to look for something, fine. And, Toe, everything you listed my phone does not have access to. Except the last one, which my phone doesn't arms to send smoke signals, lol KB is supposed to be a fun place, no need to pick on us handicapped people.
It was intended as good-natured ribbing, GG, and absolutely no offense was intended.
Besides, if we didn't like you, we'd ignore you.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 07, 2013, 05:37:22 PM
Mindy Kaling
Star of FOX's The Mindy Project and previously on The Office
(http://www.anonib.com/cf/src/135837289934.jpg)
(Fixed image view ~ coacheric)
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Post by: coacheric on October 07, 2013, 05:42:45 PM
Hey GG, looks to be a photoshop pic.
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Post by: MissBarbara on October 07, 2013, 06:49:57 PM
I didn't post it because i thought it was real, i posted it because i love the fantasy that it is real. ;-)
I understand, if that helps. Must be a Gemini thing. ;) :D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 09, 2013, 06:49:26 PM
Be honest with yourself [if not with me, lol], Vicky. If you liked guys with 9" cocks and you knew your fantasy guy had a 3" cock, you would fantasize about him with that 9" cock. That's the whole point of a fantasy, we imagine things the way we want them to be, and each of us is allowed to fantasize any way we want. Just like me fantasizing about Paris Hilton with bigger breasts. ;-)
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Post by: coacheric on October 09, 2013, 07:21:20 PM
Would like to add my take on it GG
With a celebrity fantasy fuck, I have always looked at from face value. Take them as they are. Once I start changing their body, it's not really a celebrity fuck fantasy, it's a close proximity of.
Also I look at it as wanting them, not a character they have played, again walking that line of no longer a celebrity and moving into the just plain fantasy realm.
To many rules for a simple mind fuck.
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Post by: MissBarbara on October 09, 2013, 07:26:42 PM
With a celebrity fantasy fuck, I have always looked at from face value. Take them as they are. Once I start changing their body, it's not really a celebrity fuck fantasy, it's a close proximity of.
Also I look at it as wanting them, not a character they have played, again walking that line of no longer a celebrity and moving into the just plain fantasy realm.
To many rules for a simple mind fuck.
I agree. The fantasy's about having sex with Kate Winslet (and that's a totally random example, I swear!). Just as she is. And the fantasy's not about what she looks like, or how she might look better or hotter, but rather, what we two would DO together.
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Post by: Vicki V. on October 09, 2013, 07:30:51 PM
Be honest with yourself [if not with me, lol], Vicky. If you liked guys with 9" cocks and you knew your fantasy guy had a 3" cock, you would fantasize about him with that 9" cock. That's the whole point of a fantasy, we imagine things the way we want them to be, and each of us is allowed to fantasize any way we want. Just like me fantasizing about Paris Hilton with bigger breasts. ;-)
Right, no point in having an imagination if you're going to be lame about it.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 09, 2013, 07:32:27 PM
Of course some people are tailor-made for fantasy. Like the legendary Dolly Parton. -drools-
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Post by: Vicki V. on October 09, 2013, 07:36:52 PM
Classic Fuckdoll shape, yes.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 09, 2013, 07:56:45 PM
At the other end of the spectrum, Jodie Foster. I love her tiny, compact body, which she bared completely in Nell.
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Post by: MissBarbara on October 09, 2013, 08:05:44 PM
At the other end of the spectrum, Jodie Foster. I love her tiny, compact body, which she bared completely in Nell.
Are you Mr. Skin himself?
Isn't that obvious by now? I'm sure he could tell you to the second at which point on the DVD you can see that scene...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 09, 2013, 08:49:52 PM
Jodie gets naked A LOT. Unfortunately Liam Neeson gets naked with Jodie for one [non-sexual :P ] scene, for those of you into Liam Neeson.
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Post by: PervertedAndIKnowIt on October 11, 2013, 02:56:36 AM
Kate Upton or Selena Gomez
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Post by: Victoria V. on October 14, 2013, 02:21:55 PM
Few actors do it for me, and I tend to like someone less traditionally handsome. Alexander Skarsgård would be one of the exceptions.
But celebs are where the woman-lickin' -- sorry, liking -- portion of my brain takes over. I am into the objectification of my own kind, fastasy-wise -- and Hollywood has done all the hard work.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 14, 2013, 10:29:08 PM
Lucy Liu. Asian and GREAT legs. She showed a lot of leg on last Thursday's Elementary
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Post by: Hoss on October 15, 2013, 06:40:16 AM
Lucy Liu. Asian and GREAT legs. She showed a lot of leg on last Thursday's Elementary
I was never a fan of Lucy Liu having watched a number of her performances over the years but have absolutely fallen in love with her in "Elementary"...just waiting for the night Jonny Lee Miller bends her over the table (either backwards or forwards..doesn't matter) BUT then I'd be jealous... :emot_lickie:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 15, 2013, 08:17:55 AM
I know! I wasn't really into Lucy Liu until Elementary when i read she was over 40. She looks amazing!
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Post by: Killer Moth on October 15, 2013, 02:51:20 PM
http://www.c-s-s-a.com/?p=1500
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 16, 2013, 07:57:19 AM
Nice, KM. Seen that story on Literotica and Kristen's Archive as well. One of my favorite "Journal Of An Agent" stories was the final chapter where he gets to fuck Catherine Bell and Kristen Davis [among other women]. Another good entry is with Jennifer Aniston and the actress who played Phoebe, her name escapes me at the moment...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 16, 2013, 07:58:31 AM
*Lisa Kudrow
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Post by: Hoss on October 17, 2013, 05:28:34 AM
Nice, KM. Seen that story on Literotica and Kristen's Archive as well. One of my favorite "Journal Of An Agent" stories was the final chapter where he gets to fuck Catherine Bell and Kristen Davis [among other women]. Another good entry is with Jennifer Aniston and the actress who played Phoebe, her name escapes me at the moment...
That last Journal of an Agent story was also memorable for the public Kristen Kreuk/Anna Paquin/Larissa Oleynik three-way. The Kirsten Dunst/Natalie Portman pairing in the same author's other series was a highlight. Also, Avril Lavigne seducing Mandy Moore.
Used to enjoy reading c-s-s-a... now half the stories are about people I've never heard of.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 21, 2013, 04:18:28 AM
I love Celebrity stories. I rarely write about anyone a twenty year old may not have heard of, maybe Carmen Miranda and Diane Keaton might be obscure to someone that age.
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Post by: Killer Moth on October 21, 2013, 04:53:52 AM
Here's one I enjoyed recently: http://www.c-s-s-a.com/?p=6842
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on October 24, 2013, 03:29:45 AM
Hhmm.. celebs.. Here a few samples from my collection of celebrity pictures. Enjoy.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 24, 2013, 11:04:25 AM
Since we're talking musicians, Helen Schneider. Who??? She played Joanne Carlino in Eddie And The Cruisers and i thought she was so HOT. I was doing a Google Search on Eddie And The Cruisers yesterday and read a biography. It seems she was an accomplished Rock singer before the movie. She had got her start in Germany and had a huge hit right away, went on to have many hits records and received awards for her work. She has continued to release music right up until this decade and still has received awards for her music. You go, Helen!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 24, 2013, 11:08:49 AM
*Anyone who's interested can read this on Wikipedia. Her first hit was "Rock 'N Roll Gypsy", Top 10 in Germany.
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Post by: Janus on October 24, 2013, 11:25:47 AM
I found this pic in a similar thread in another message board. I'm not at all sure which UK 'soap' she appears in, but I'd be quite happy to 'pork' her. Any port in a storm, after all. What am I saying? I should be so lucky!
This is Shobna Gulati from Coronation Street, the UK's longest running soap. Apparently she's had a nose job recently so her face now looks a little different.
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Post by: RopeFiend on October 27, 2013, 07:54:15 PM
Oh, snap! I can't believe I haven't mentioned Michelle Rodriguez in this thread! I *did* note her over in the Girls and Guns (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=2142.msg164820#msg164820) thread, since she frequently plays 'tough chick' roles with weapons. :emot_wub2:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0735442/
(http://i.imgur.com/UMEziTd.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VJbQzT7.jpg)
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on October 27, 2013, 09:38:21 PM
This is Rachel Riley. She's a bit of a brain box. I'd love to see her other box if you know what I mean...
She appear on a show called Countdown - spelling & mathematics.
Brains and beauty... delightful, much like yourself, I would love to see you in a similar outfit :-*
Oh yeah...? :o It'd close KB down... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Maybe just a quick snap for my private collection wink wink
I might have the hair to match.... but I haven't a halter neck dress... got one I can borrow...? and while you're about it... a lacy thong... stockings and suspender belt... and a pair of thigh length boots too... 8)
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Post by: Lippy on October 28, 2013, 01:07:56 AM
Brains and beauty... delightful, much like yourself, I would love to see you in a similar outfit :-*
Oh yeah...? :o It'd close KB down... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Maybe just a quick snap for my private collection wink wink
I might have the hair to match.... but I haven't a halter neck dress... got one I can borrow...? and while you're about it... a lacy thong... stockings and suspender belt... and a pair of thigh length boots too... 8)
I'm sure I could find something that would suit you just fine, you may have to take them off me first
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on October 28, 2013, 01:08:26 AM
Brains and beauty... delightful, much like yourself, I would love to see you in a similar outfit :-*
Oh yeah...? :o It'd close KB down... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Maybe just a quick snap for my private collection wink wink
I might have the hair to match.... but I haven't a halter neck dress... got one I can borrow...? and while you're about it... a lacy thong... stockings and suspender belt... and a pair of thigh length boots too... 8)
Bring it on! I'd like to see too!
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Post by: vinney on October 30, 2013, 01:21:07 AM
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Post by: Killer Moth on October 30, 2013, 08:04:10 PM
Nobody ever looked better in a Starfleet uniform than Ashley Judd: (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111227140439/memoryalpha/en/images/8/8a/Lefler.jpg)
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Post by: Janus on November 01, 2013, 01:47:34 AM
She's gorgeous
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Post by: RopeFiend on November 01, 2013, 06:48:52 PM
As it's been at least a few pages since she's been mentioned, JESSICA ALBA! ;D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 01, 2013, 07:10:21 PM
Jess was looking AMAZING in Machete, and it really turned me on hearing her talk Spanish... :P
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 01, 2013, 08:26:10 PM
Amanda Setton [Lauren on The Crazy Ones]
I'd love to smell her hair... ;-)
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Post by: oscarlong on November 02, 2013, 01:27:04 AM
Ok I dont normally go for older women, but Ive been watching American Horror: Coven and I would just love to push that voodoo witch back in her chair and fuck her until she screams for me. (http://ronekissrichmond.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/ab_headshot_2-1.jpg)
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Post by: Killer Moth on November 03, 2013, 07:13:42 AM
Did anyone use to watch the TV show she was in? I remember there was an episode where at the end of the show, her husband comes home and she has dyed her hair a darker brown color. He jumps on her all horny and the show ends. I have to say that I remember watching that episode and getting all horny myself. I've asked my wife to get crazy and dye her hair something different but she just won't really go drastic like I was wanting her to.
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Post by: MissBarbara on November 07, 2013, 11:18:56 PM
Men! Hubby asked me if I would dye my hair blond. I would look like such a fucktard with blond hair.
Back when I was young and stupid, I dyed my hair light brown with blone highlights. And I think "fucktarded" perfectly describes how I looked. Never again!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 07, 2013, 11:49:29 PM
Megan Gallagher
Loved her as Catherine Black on Millenium
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Post by: Well Behaved Lady on November 07, 2013, 11:56:33 PM
Men! Hubby asked me if I would dye my hair blond. I would look like such a fucktard with blond hair.
Back when I was young and stupid, I dyed my hair light brown with blone highlights. And I think "fucktarded" perfectly describes how I looked. Never again!
;D I was blonde for nearly 25 years, thankfully it did suit me but I'm happier being back to a more natural shade of brunette now.
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on November 08, 2013, 12:37:31 AM
Sacha Louise Parkinson (born 11 March 1992) is a British actress best known for playing lesbian Sian Powers in the ITV1 soap opera Coronation Street from 26 January 2009 to 30 December 2011. Her character left the show on 30 December 2011 when her and Sophie's wedding ends in tatters.
In one of her earliest roles, Parkinson was cast in Always and Everyone. This was followed by the 2003 Channel 4 adaptation of Jacqueline Wilson's The Illustrated Mum. She later made guest appearances in The Royal, The Street and The Bill before joining CBBC's Grange Hill in 2007, in which Parkinson played schoolgirl Anna Duncan for six episodes.
Parkinson appeared in minor guest roles in Waterloo Road, Doctors, Survivors and Shameless between 2007 and 2008, as well as the acclaimed drama Clay starring Imelda Staunton. In 2009 she was cast as Natasha in the Red Union Films Awaydays, and played the role of Leanne in A Boy Called Dad a Made Up North Productions which was released in March 2010.
On 15 December 2008, it was announced Parkinson was to join British soap opera Coronation Street, where she will play Sian Powers.
Parkinson first appeared on screen as Sian on 26 January 2009, as a friend of established character Sophie Webster, played by actress Brooke Vincent.
Sian and Sophie later became the soap's first lesbian couple in the spring of 2010. Due to the popularity of the storyline, Coronation Street extended Parkinson's contract until 2011.
Parkinson made the decision to leave the soap, filming her last scenes on 18 November 2011. These scenes were shown in an episode on 30 December 2011. She cited a wish to work on other projects and not wanting to outstay her welcome on the show as her reasons for leaving.
On 18 August 2012 Parkinson appeared at the start of series 27 of the BBC medical drama Casualty
In March 2013 Sacha appeared in a 2 hour long drama on BBC 3 named, The Crash, previously titled One Day Like This.
In 2013 Sacha Parkinson appeared in Channel 4, four part drama The Mill portraying the role of Miriam Catterall The Mill.
Parkinson placed 63rd on the 2012 AfterEllen Hot 100 List.
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Post by: coacheric on November 11, 2013, 09:09:11 PM
I'll throw an older name out there. Jamie Gertz. She's been popping up here and there on TV. Always had the hots for her.
The image quality has been reduced slightly to appear in line with the forum, these 2 pictures are bigger and better quality if you click 'em!
But then, y'all probably knew that! ;)
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Post by: SouthernFire on November 13, 2013, 08:31:22 PM
Kate Upton (http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/13/13_kate-upton-body-paint_04.jpg) I would do things to her that would make most men blush
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on November 13, 2013, 10:32:30 PM
Kate Upton (http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/13/13_kate-upton-body-paint_04.jpg) I would do things to her that would make most men blush
Ok, I'll bite. Such as?
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Post by: SouthernFire on November 13, 2013, 10:58:47 PM
Lol, well since you called me out....It's just an expression I guess it wouldn't actually "make most men blush" But if you would like a detailed list of things i would like to do to her then I will provide it.
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Post by: vrkalak on November 18, 2013, 06:34:16 PM
(http://picaphobia.com/images/22070.jpg)
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on November 20, 2013, 12:30:12 AM
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Post by: Killer Moth on November 22, 2013, 07:58:06 PM
Anyone who prefers Kaley Cuoco to Melissa Rauch is mysterious to me: (http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news-gallery/thumb/melissa-rauch-maxim13-5.jpg)
Each to their own... Not in my fantasies... But,then again, my only chance of getting this class of lady is in fantasyland.... Provides satisfaction for many males....lol
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Post by: TinyDancer on November 25, 2013, 01:03:45 PM
Hoss, woo for fantasies. :D
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Post by: Janus on November 29, 2013, 03:40:28 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-va3KJfYBMg0/TektvATfUzI/AAAAAAAABL0/qdz6JCkcBlw/s1600/wallpaper_january_jones.jpg) January Jones. :emot_thdrool:
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Post by: Janus on November 29, 2013, 04:14:04 AM
Well I'll be damned. Seems I'm not the only one that thinks so too.
I was just surfing and she popped up so I google imaged her and pulled some pics. She is stunning.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 29, 2013, 07:42:12 AM
Maria Conchita Alonso [The Running Man]
Kelly Rutherford [Dixie Cousins in The Adventures Of Brisco County, Jr. and first victim in Scream 3, does a nude shower scene behind the distorted glass before she's killed]
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on December 03, 2013, 08:12:05 PM
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Post by: BlackThunderDrone on December 04, 2013, 09:30:23 PM
Too many celebrities to list. Right now, I would love to fuck Rihanna in the ass. She's such a slut. I can't help but think about how monumentally amazing that would be.
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Post by: Lippy on December 05, 2013, 12:23:15 AM
I hope that's a good thing. I was trying to make you smile. :emot_kiss:
Ha ha you did indeed make me smile you naughty bugger!
"naughty bugger"? hmmm lets see if I understand my english aphorisms correctly. Naughty? I most definitely am. Guilty as charged, and revel in it.
Bugger? Sorry, I'm not gay in the least. Though I do enjoy a bit of strapon play once in a while. Does that count as the same? Care to give lessons? ;D
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Post by: Lostforkate on December 05, 2013, 03:27:50 AM
It is better than being a naughty booger.
I had to google it to make sure she didn't call you a dirty name.
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Post by: gomez38555 on December 05, 2013, 03:56:48 AM
I had to google it to make sure she didn't call you a dirty name.
Being American I could be wrong, but my understanding of the term is: In the English (as in the country) it is a semi polite term, but has an equalivancy of fuck. In past generations (as in the 1950's and prior) a "bugger" was a sodomite, but came to be synonymous with gay, at a time when that was an insult.
Being old has advantages, you learn some things.
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Post by: Janus on December 05, 2013, 06:19:37 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 01, 2014, 10:23:24 PM
You lent it to Janus. ;-)
Elizabeth Montgomery -drools-
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 02, 2014, 07:35:08 AM
Tasha Smith
I was flipping through the channels yesterday evening and the Oprah Winfrey Network was doing a marathon of Tyler Perry's For Better Or Worse, a sitcom which feature an actress at at first swore was Khandi Alexander [Alex the original M.E. from CSI: Miami]. Of course i'm talking about Tasha Smith who plays Angela. I swear she could pass for Khandi Alexander's younger sister or daughter...
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Post by: martinjh99 on January 02, 2014, 10:16:25 AM
I've always wondered if Miley Cyrus was a good fuck...
(http://i.imgur.com/cfPpjDs.jpg)
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on January 02, 2014, 01:33:19 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 03, 2014, 08:15:06 AM
And i thought Mary-Kate and Ashley were hot... Has anyone seen the Olsen Twins younger sister Elizabeth? I just came across a newspaper from last May and she is a cutie. Here's a pic of her: http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131004130102/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/9/9d/Elizabeth_Olsen.com
Elizabeth Chase Olsen was born February 16, 1989 in Sherman Oaks, California. She's 5'7" to her sisters' 5'2" and she's 34B-25-35. :)
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Post by: coacheric on January 03, 2014, 05:57:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kCK3Jk8.gif)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 04, 2014, 03:38:21 AM
I'm kind of bummed out. I posted Elizabeth Montgomery the other day and today the Biography Channel ran the Biography episode about her. She was still gorgeous when she passed, and only sixty-two... :(
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Post by: shyottawaguy on January 04, 2014, 03:48:21 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 07, 2014, 01:48:45 AM
Back in the 90s Christina Ricci had that fuller figure going on and she was smokin' hot. I remember when she lost weight and played on Joey as his sister and that pic of her was taken in the seethru top. She lost weight again recently, right?
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Post by: oscarlong on January 07, 2014, 04:43:10 PM
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Post by: msslave on January 09, 2014, 08:35:27 PM
Charisma Carpenter
She was such a cute, dittzy hottie on Buffy. Moving to Angel, her character developed much more depth. She was given great lines by the writers, but it was her acting and timing that made them work. She still makes me hot.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 09, 2014, 08:44:38 PM
She was really ditzy on Buffy, that was Anya. :P Cordy was the stuckup rich brat whose father had to go broke for her to grow up. That said, yes, Charisma Carpenter was and still is a hottie. You'd think i'd have learned after finding out most teen drama teen stars are really twenty- and thirty-somethings [Tom Welling was twenty-four playing a sixteen year old, something like that] but i was shocked when i found out Charisma wasn't as young as her character Cordelia Chase. Hell, Kristen Bell was thirty when she played teen Veronica Mars [whose movie will be out in March, March = Mars, get it? :P ]. I loved Charisma's Playboy layout, especially that hot butt shot. -drolls- Also loved her as the hot stepmom of Beaver on Veronica Mars. All hail Charisma Carpenter!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 09, 2014, 08:45:19 PM
*I meant She wasn't ditzy
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Post by: come to daddie on January 15, 2014, 01:39:27 AM
Love it,sluttish and raw, more of this please!
:emot_kiss:
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Post by: Vicki V. on January 15, 2014, 07:25:44 AM
Neither Cordie nor Anya were ditzy. Cordelia crushed her SATs, and Anya was just very literal. Both were intelligent.
Harmony is the name you want. Unicorn-collecting blonde.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 15, 2014, 11:13:04 AM
Oh, Anya was no dummy but she could be ditzy. Mmmm, Harmony...Mercedes McNab, very hot...
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Post by: staci on January 15, 2014, 09:28:22 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 25, 2014, 03:32:12 AM
Hmmm, i think Candice Bergin might be my favorite celebrity MILF... And there's always Raquel Welch... ;-)
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Post by: Panther on January 27, 2014, 07:27:22 PM
Who can pick just one??? I'm like a kid in a candy store!
Top on my list: sofia vergara, funny, beautiful, smart and sexy! And that accent!!!! (http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/tv/files/2011/09/sofia-vergara.jpg) (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lFuiT3hq4io/UHCGmA9zJWI/AAAAAAAAGWg/HbRWWxFNtic/s1600/12-Sofia-Vergara-nude-see-thru-lingerie-BW-HQ-08.jpg)(http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/t_full/v1364527666/sofia-vergara-bikini.jpg) The Sensual Angelina Jolie!(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2LJGfY8qqW8/UAoYJu3dnJI/AAAAAAAAAZc/EiBYiiEULk0/s640/Angelina-Jolie.jpg)(http://i12.tinypic.com/4klcsj4.jpg) (http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/460541-bigthumbnail.jpg) Love those lips, eyes and body. Those lips are begging to be kissed!(http://www1.pictures.stylebistro.com/gi/Angelina%2BJolie%2BDresses%2BSkirts%2BEvening%2BDress%2BfU6OPQz3wWKl.jpg) And I think she's a nasty girl too. :roll: Kirsten Dunst, Looks like a little imp in the second picture. (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiBHL1v8QuxwlxTGLrpTt2eHAVPnjQs330s8VmtuZtqOyffscS)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BpzVIY4WCRs/TxHdZRuVdlI/AAAAAAAAA9A/R6XJPgPFk8A/s1600/26.jpg) Lauren Bacall, talk about bed room eyes! And sweet kissable lips! (http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31100000/Betty-Bacall-lauren-bacall-31120456-700-900.png)(http://cinematicpassions.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/bacall.jpg)
As well as: Jennifer Aniston,(http://d277vln4jzkhhg.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Jennifer-Aniston-Were-the-Millers-premiere-London-August-2013-2.jpg) She knows what you're thinking and gives you a look like you bad boy. Drew Barrymore, Smart and sexy. (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IOG06y2cq4o/THr1hTGeR6I/AAAAAAAAMRU/gLDlSoVsVzQ/s1600/drew-barrymore-1024x768-3889.jpg) Reese Witherspoon,(http://www.hotandgorgeous.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/reese-witherspoon-2.jpg) Cameron Diaz, (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-H-vMOPCRt9U/TdPEHujeTAI/AAAAAAAAANM/oOu93ntvcxM/s1600/Cameron-Diaz.jpg)Gwyneth Paltrow,(http://topfm.static.s-mdstrm.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gwyneth-paltrow-3221-11.jpg)
And Sandra Bullock (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TEU1Jdbb5HI/AAAAAAAAIa8/snhkyMTwxv0/s320/sandra+bullock+black+top.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 28, 2014, 05:17:46 PM
Two lovely ladies from The Scorpion King 3: Battle For Redemption:
Krystal Vee [Princess Silda/Cobra]
Selina Lo [Tsukai/Demon Witch of the Far East]
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Post by: azuroge on January 29, 2014, 07:03:33 AM
I don't know if you ever heard of her but she's quite popular here in Asia.
Probably true, but I bet 99% of the pics of Celebs and Porn Chicks you find online and in mags are touched up. Either way I have seen enough of Jeri on TV to know she has a killer body and I wouldn't say no, LOL! [/quote]
Maybe I'd be happy to touch her up too... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 30, 2014, 09:29:54 PM
Of course you would, Vinney. Of course you would... ;-)
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Post by: Janus on February 08, 2014, 02:11:09 AM
These Women could be sisters....
Tia Leoni and Jenna Elfman.....Both are stunningly attractive blonds. Thin builds and have gorgeous eyes....
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 10, 2014, 11:07:11 PM
I did a story about Alyssa Milano as a young teen for "Who's The Boss? Eyeing Samantha". Alyssa like Drew Barrymore I think were much hotter as teenagers. They were much wilder than they are as adults. Still hot now but play "quirky" roles.
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on February 10, 2014, 11:48:06 PM
I did a story about Alyssa Milano as a young teen for "Who's The Boss? Eyeing Samantha". Alyssa like Drew Barrymore I think were much hotter as teenagers. They were much wilder than they are as adults. Still hot now but play "quirky" roles.
Alyssa was hot as a teen but still incredibly hot now. Another teen who turned out really hot and also very wild from what I have read is Mackenzie Rosman who played Ruthie on 7th Heaven
Mmmm, Valeria Golino... Ever since I saw her in Hot Shots! I wanted her. And that sexy voice...
Yep, same here GG. She has that something special about her...
Valeria is very sexy. I always had a thing for Fabiana Udenio (guess I have a thing for Italian girls, LOL) too ever since I saw her in Summer School. So Sexy!
(http://i.imgur.com/MnjmRew.png)
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Post by: Chloe on February 15, 2014, 06:31:33 PM
The Sensual Angelina Jolie!(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2LJGfY8qqW8/UAoYJu3dnJI/AAAAAAAAAZc/EiBYiiEULk0/s640/Angelina-Jolie.jpg)(http://i12.tinypic.com/4klcsj4.jpg) (http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/460541-bigthumbnail.jpg) Love those lips, eyes and body. Those lips are begging to be kissed!(http://www1.pictures.stylebistro.com/gi/Angelina%2BJolie%2BDresses%2BSkirts%2BEvening%2BDress%2BfU6OPQz3wWKl.jpg) And I think she's a nasty girl too.
(http://i.imgur.com/LpMNGXm.png?1 width=500)
I'd lick that tattoo right off her back. Brad could watch.
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Post by: Chloe on February 15, 2014, 06:36:32 PM
I am amazed that Vera Famiga has not made the thread as yet???? Right up at the top of my list.. :-*
(http://i.imgur.com/aOJz5Vs.png)
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Post by: oscarlong on March 06, 2014, 09:34:12 PM
Emma Watson has really turned into quite the sexy woman (http://images.indiatvnews.com/entertainmenthollywood/Emma-Watson-wat3962.jpg) (http://images.desimartini.com/media/uploads/emma_watson_hot.jpg) (http://topwalls.net/wallpapers/2012/03/emma-watson1-768x1024.jpg)
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Post by: Janus on March 07, 2014, 05:56:33 PM
This link will lead to other links about her. I thought that she was European. She is an American girl....Whoop http://www.fashionising.com/pictures/b--Emily-Ratajkowski-for-Treats-weekend-watch-23021.html
(http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/04/emily-ratajkowski-nekkid-outtakes-from-treats-magazine-03-900x1200.jpg) I want to run my tongue through that little slit until she squeals in ecstasy.
Although, I'm sure it's been tapped several times already, I wouldn't mind getting it on with Kesha. She seems so much like a wild animal needing to be tamed!
smile. She is sexy CW. I just don't understand how one turns lesbian and only for a while. hee
Well, I suppose Staci it'd be like you turning gay for one night just so that you could make out with a female of your choice and then turning straight again after a night of passion and pleasure!
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on March 17, 2014, 05:21:03 PM
Never seen the show Californication, though I know that's where those pictures of Camilla came from. Great link, thanks for that Toe. Was very entertaining!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 23, 2014, 07:31:47 AM
Debby Ryan
I can't remember if I've brought up this goddess from Disney Channel's Jessie... Sometimes when i'm watching the show she reminds me of a younger Sara Rue.
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on March 24, 2014, 12:20:17 AM
Elisabeth Shue
(http://i.imgur.com/9h5x3ML.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VIaMDoh.jpg)
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Post by: smugdingus on March 24, 2014, 03:30:28 AM
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Post by: footlovinfem on March 24, 2014, 06:17:45 PM
Rosamund Pike, Rosalyn Sanchez, Maggie Lawson, Cobie Smulders, and if I have to pick a boy Gerard Butler... all the ladies are Yum-my!! Gerard is pretty hot for a boy...lol
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Post by: OldManPerv on March 25, 2014, 06:18:48 AM
Most definitely she is stunning for her age! I, however, prefer the younger Raquel and not just because she was young. It's hard to put a finger on it, but I'd have to say I enjoy her composure and fashion sense when she was younger.
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on March 25, 2014, 04:55:28 PM
Most definitely she is stunning for her age! I, however, prefer the younger Raquel and not just because she was young. It's hard to put a finger on it, but I'd have to say I enjoy her composure and fashion sense when she was younger.
Oh I agree for sure. She was stunning. What's hotter than this?
(http://i.imgur.com/NuHXaCf.jpg)
Well maybe this!
(http://i.imgur.com/p6jLcRG.jpg)
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Post by: joe_and_michelle on March 26, 2014, 07:57:33 PM
Any or all of the girls from Petticoat Junction. Ah, the good ol' days of 70's television.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 27, 2014, 06:29:12 AM
Heather Langenkamp
A Nightmare On Elm Street will be playing on The Sundance Channel tomorrow [Thursday] and I decided to do a Google Image Search of Heather. Found some great topless pics from Nickel Mountain, she had some amazing breasts. I looked up recent photos too, very MILFy-looking... -drools-
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Post by: coacheric on March 27, 2014, 01:06:28 PM
A Nightmare On Elm Street will be playing on The Sundance Channel tomorrow [Thursday] and I decided to do a Google Image Search of Heather. Found some great topless pics from Nickel Mountain, she had some amazing breasts. I looked up recent photos too, very MILFy-looking... -drools-
I'm curious, Toe... Did you post the Uncle Joe avatar because I mentioned it? If so, thank you. Or, did you post it because that's a celebrity you would like to fuck?
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on March 27, 2014, 09:29:35 PM
Since we are talking about shows I loved as a kid, I loved watching Lost in Space reruns when I got home from school. Id love to have fucked Mark Goddard or Marta Kristen, or better yet have a 3some with them both!
(http://i.imgur.com/1mLsqEs.jpg)
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Post by: redhatlover on March 27, 2014, 09:34:26 PM
And don't forget June Lockhart. She was hot, too!
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Post by: OldManPerv on March 27, 2014, 09:57:10 PM
What movie is this from? I Always have found her hot but never had looked up nudes
Look in the bottom left corner
I have and still can't read it other then her name, and thats why I asked for the extra info.....
The film is the Hollow Man, Rhona Mitra, is an English actress who most recently played a part in a series called Strike Back
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Post by: coacheric on March 28, 2014, 02:29:30 PM
Thanks WBL. She also was in the third Underworld movie along with a slew of horror and Sy-Fy movies.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 28, 2014, 05:09:05 PM
She's a dog lover too. She was on the Dog Whisperer recently for help with her troublesome pet. My mother confused her with Saffron Burrows because they both were on Boston Legal! lol
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on March 28, 2014, 05:09:37 PM
What movie is this from? I Always have found her hot but never had looked up nudes
Look in the bottom left corner
I have and still can't read it other then her name, and thats why I asked for the extra info.....
Hollow Man (I had to "View Image" it to get the resolution high enough to read it).
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Post by: Rockhard on March 30, 2014, 05:10:27 PM
Sophia bush is the top celebrity i wanna fuck till i collapse in a sweaty heap after watching my wife clean my cum from her pussy one of my guilty secrets
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Post by: Janus on March 30, 2014, 05:20:46 PM
Sophia bush is the top celebrity i wanna fuck till i collapse in a sweaty heap after watching my wife clean my cum from her pussy one of my guilty secrets
Isn't she I've even caught my wife getting aroused watching Chicago pd
I don't watch very much television so I had no clue who she was....Thanks to you and google I know now. LOL
Thanks you kind sir. ;D
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Post by: Rockhard on March 30, 2014, 05:33:28 PM
Anytime glad i can add a new face for you to tug to lol
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 30, 2014, 05:43:15 PM
I always loved Sophia Bush as Brooke Davis on One Tree Hill, she was my favorite. I love that gravelly voice, just like Demi Moore... Can't believe Demi is over fifty or thereabouts.
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Post by: msslave on March 30, 2014, 05:58:50 PM
Sophia bush is the top celebrity i wanna fuck till i collapse in a sweaty heap after watching my wife clean my cum from her pussy one of my guilty secrets
Feast your eyes upon this gif image: (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgzosrHK7F1qbp5dxo1_500.gif)
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Post by: Janus on March 31, 2014, 10:40:35 AM
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Post by: msslave on April 04, 2014, 06:29:01 PM
Gillian Anderson (http://i.imgur.com/AoymGBn.jpg)
They kept her so frumpy looking on the X Files, but her appearances on Hanibal show her in a new light. I love the platinum hair.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 04, 2014, 07:52:07 PM
Scully wasn't really frumpy, smartly dressed was more like it. And it was obvious she had a major body under those suits. She's in NBC's Crisis now with the blonde hairdo.
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Post by: Ifeeleverythingbutguilty on April 04, 2014, 11:46:43 PM
Emilie autumn I would drink this girls bath water just to get a taste of her
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Post by: nateyboy7 on April 06, 2014, 09:28:26 PM
Zac Efron
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on April 07, 2014, 12:35:23 AM
Although I am not a big blond fan, I really dig Amy Smart... something about her just juices my puss puss up like only Dee Dee or a few others really can!
Tell me who turns your crank... I really wanna know.
Jamie Lee Curtis
~Gia1978
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 17, 2014, 12:13:49 AM
Hell yeah, definitely Jamie Lee Curtis! Haloween and Halloween II, Trading Places, True Lies, the Activia commercials, she just gets hotter with age!
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Post by: Kamala on April 17, 2014, 04:59:41 AM
*giggles* I like the dark brooding type!
Hugh Jackman Gerard Butler Sam Worthington (Terminator Salivation...um...i mean...Salvation) Russell Crowe (from Gladiator) Johnny Depp (as Jack Sparrow)
The only goody looking boy is probably Channing Tatum...whatever...don't judge me!
As for the ladies there is only one off the top of my head:
Emma Stone (HAWT!!!)
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on April 17, 2014, 07:18:01 PM
Hugh Jackman Gerard Butler Sam Worthington (Terminator Salivation...um...i mean...Salvation) Russell Crowe (from Gladiator) Johnny Depp (as Jack Sparrow)
The only goody looking boy is probably Channing Tatum...whatever...don't judge me!
As for the ladies there is only one off the top of my head:
Emma Stone (HAWT!!!)
I love your list, maybe leave off Russell Crowe.
And add Catherine Bell
(http://i.imgur.com/1lcdaRn.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 18, 2014, 07:38:16 AM
Catherine Bell, Hallmark Channel's The Good Witch. What a hot lady...
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Post by: Rockhard on April 19, 2014, 06:05:26 PM
Another sexy woman i am turned on by is amy Adams
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Post by: OldManPerv on April 19, 2014, 06:41:44 PM
I always thought Katy was hot but she was never one of my favorites. But this is just about the hottest pic I have ever seen of her, WOW!! Thanks for posting it.
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on April 22, 2014, 05:39:34 PM
I always loved Stephanie Seymour
(http://i.imgur.com/XH2FHov.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/bokYKaX.jpg)
She still looks great!
(http://i.imgur.com/L8Ued8K.jpg)
It's Pretty Obvious Her Son Thinks So To! HAHA
(http://i.imgur.com/Wbc3frj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GTiwqFj.jpg)
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Post by: footlovinfem on April 22, 2014, 07:51:06 PM
No way!!! Those can't be real, can they?!
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Post by: redhatlover on April 22, 2014, 07:55:40 PM
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on April 28, 2014, 11:33:05 PM
I was so hot for Niki Taylor back when were both teens. And she got even hotter as she got older!!
(http://i.imgur.com/eha9W83.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NpKerSm.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ajgGoYK.jpg)
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on May 07, 2014, 11:43:53 PM
Its interesting that almost everyone pics women, even all the Bi Men and Women. Wonder why? I am Bi and love both, Ok maybe a little lean towards women. But guess maybe there are just more women Celebs I find hot!
Cheryl Ladd
Then
(http://i.imgur.com/xFkDQmG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9QxSX84.jpg)
And Now
(http://i.imgur.com/vKwhgch.jpg)
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Post by: Das Giggity on May 08, 2014, 12:32:51 AM
An excellent question.
Were I given the option... and that option was free from legal repercussions... I would be inclined towards the following list:
Emma Watson Natalie Dormer Kendall Jenner Mila Kunis Megan Fox Scarlett Johanssen Lindsay Lohan (from Parent Trap) AnnaSophia Robb Kate Upton
Even better would be to just get a pussy stack compiled of each of them so I could sample each pussy in line. Come to the other side, get BJ from each, and go back to pussy. Each Must be shaved- NO power muffs.
Were I to bat for the other team (I don't)- but if I did. Hugh Jackman.
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Post by: LadyAnne on May 08, 2014, 05:31:27 AM
Das Giddity, you could have gotten nine posts out of that. ;-)
I agree on Cheryl Ladd, love her.
I could have, but I didnt. While we're at it, lets also add Saoirse Ronan Natalie Portman Anne Hathoway Avril Lavigne Olivia Munn Kate Beckinsale Anna Kendrick.
But Im still just sticking with Hugh Jackman on the other end. He can go Wolverine for me any day.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 09, 2014, 10:05:35 PM
I have to agree with you on Anne Hathaway, Avril Lavigne and Kate Beckinsale, tasty.
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Post by: coacheric on May 09, 2014, 11:07:54 PM
I have to agree with you on Anne Hathaway, Avril Lavigne and Kate Beckinsale, tasty.
Anne Hathaway just seems to come off as such a bitch that I have a feeling she's a shitty fuck.
Really? I always pictured her as a wild fuck. Bet there is a really dirty girl in there waiting to break out! Now Angelina Joile, that's someone I have a feeling would be a like a dead fish. Beyonce and J-Lo too.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 10, 2014, 06:35:32 AM
Jennifer Lopez I could see being a spitfire in the sheets. Beyonce, now that's another story...
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Post by: xenosef on May 10, 2014, 10:03:20 AM
Elizabeth Hurley and Catherine zeta jones so beautiful in their prime!
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Post by: footlovinfem on May 10, 2014, 03:05:34 PM
Mmmmm... Liz Hurley and Liz from KB... now there is a picture!!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 10, 2014, 09:11:54 PM
Catherine Zeta-Jones was hot in the Zorro movies. Elizabeth Hurley has a naughtiness going on, especially with that British accent...
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Post by: Das Giggity on May 10, 2014, 09:58:23 PM
Anne Hathaway just seems to come off as such a bitch that I have a feeling she's a shitty fuck.
That just means she needs it that much harder! Some bitches just need a good fuck to clear their heads. As responsible men, it's our job to do that sometimes. :D
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Post by: staci on May 10, 2014, 10:43:53 PM
Wow, we sure are lucky there are a few "responsible men" around to put us in our place. smile
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 11, 2014, 12:16:11 AM
I worry when guys start tossing around the b-word...
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on May 14, 2014, 06:02:39 PM
I don't know who she is... but damn is she fine! :emot_hitit:
She is an Italian actress who is best known for dating George Clooney for a year or so. She was in one of the Deuce Bigalow movies and a few other things in the US. As far as I am concerned she is best known for being YUMMY!!
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Post by: jags on May 15, 2014, 07:30:10 AM
Mmmmm Charlize Theron and Britney Spears. Both just do it for me
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Post by: Ds16661 on May 15, 2014, 10:07:58 PM
Denise Richards Shemar Moore
Jim Cavezil Scarlett Johansen.
Ds16661
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 16, 2014, 02:10:21 AM
Ds, are you saying you'd love to see those pairings on some celebrity sex tapes? ;-)
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Post by: Ds16661 on May 16, 2014, 04:48:12 PM
If I can be cameraman and participant then absolutely yes.
Ds
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Post by: OldManPerv on May 18, 2014, 05:55:09 AM
How Id Love To Be In The Middle Of This Kiss. Still One Of The Hottest Movie Kisses Ever!!
(http://i.imgur.com/3SeT5xe.gif)
They are both amazing!!!!
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Post by: Ds16661 on May 21, 2014, 07:04:25 PM
That is so hot.
Gia How do you create those little movies?
I would love to have the one where Val Kilmer throws Elizabeth Shue against the wall in The Saint the look on her face is so fucking hot.
I enjoy reading your posts and looking at your lists.
De
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Post by: footlovinfem on May 21, 2014, 10:32:42 PM
One of the best scenes ever!! Kaley is a hottie too, Melissa Rauch who plays Bernadette on Big Bang Theory is quite yummy too!!
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on May 21, 2014, 11:30:37 PM
So I went through a majority of this thread (not all of it) and I don't think anyone gave any homage to one of my "wifies". I'd so make a million babies with this woman. I had such an unhealthy obsession with her during "Party of Five" and the "I know What You Did..." movies. One of the most infamous "it" girls of her time.
She makes my list every time. (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y69/reminisce4ever/eyecandy/jenniferlove4.jpg)
And there are some others that I'm in love with that have yet to be mentioned in this long thread. Surprising! I wanna see if someone posts something about 'em eventually. :emot_shades:
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on May 21, 2014, 11:54:07 PM
Oh I see it now. Certain thread starters do not approve. :P Well to each his/her own. I've never heard bad things about JLH. In fact I have ties to the industry and I heard she's a sweetheart. But we all have our bad days I suppose. *shrug*
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Post by: kimberly on May 22, 2014, 12:52:06 AM
Oh I see it now. Certain thread starters do not approve. :P Well to each his/her own. I've never heard bad things about JLH. In fact I have ties to the industry and I heard she's a sweetheart. But we all have our bad days I suppose. *shrug*
I personally have no like or dislike of JLH Mr.Tiger. An ex friend on here had a personal confrontation with Ms H. and her opinion was anything but a sweetie. As you said, different tastes. I'd message this to you but you are short on post count.
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on May 22, 2014, 10:00:43 PM
I personally have no like or dislike of JLH Mr.Tiger. An ex friend on here had a personal confrontation with Ms H. and her opinion was anything but a sweetie. As you said, different tastes. I'd message this to you but you are short on post count.
It's okay Ms. Staci. Everything is all good. I didn't take offense at anything. And yeah- I'm trying to work on my noob status as we speak. No worries there either. :emot_thmbsup:
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Post by: Janus on May 22, 2014, 10:36:38 PM
Hot body but she looks a little too much like a Barbie Doll.
I agree Nicole. She looks like a whole lot of fake. I, however, poked around and found some decent pics of her. Still wondering what she would look like without that fake bleach blonde hair, make-up and tattoos. I'm also thinking she may have had a boob job. That is way too much fake for me! Anyways... here they are:
Hot body but she looks a little too much like a Barbie Doll.
I agree Nicole. She looks like a whole lot of fake. I, however, poked around and found some decent pics of her. Still wondering what she would look like without that fake bleach blonde hair, make-up and tattoos. I'm also thinking she may have had a boob job. That is way too much fake for me! Anyways... here they are:
She looks much better in these pics. More like the innocent girl next door who isn't so innocent!
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Post by: Bouncygirlx on May 23, 2014, 05:42:05 PM
I definately would before or after heh x
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on May 23, 2014, 06:32:03 PM
I don't know. Whiteley is just "bleh". I prefer more curves. And I sometimes dislike it when chicks go overboard with tats.
Melissa Clark has been on my mind lately. She's scorches my monitor with hotness. This ---> WALLPAPER (http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1920x1080/melissa-clark/171722/melissa-clark-mellisa-clarke-girl-tattoo-girls-171722.jpg) <--- has greeted me the last few days. Check her out.
Damn, I just Googled Alexandra, amazing! Several sites claim those are only 32C but they look major... -drools-
Only a guy would say, "only 32C..."
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 28, 2014, 07:50:53 PM
That's because whenever I research a celebrity for one of my stories [and i've researched hundreds], I look up their bust-waist-hips dimensions, and i've gotten pretty good at knowing when a woman's breasts like Alexanda's are way bigger than just 32Cs... :P
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Post by: MissBarbara on May 28, 2014, 08:11:11 PM
That's because whenever I research a celebrity for one of my stories [and i've researched hundreds], I look up their bust-waist-hips dimensions, and i've gotten pretty good at knowing when a woman's breasts like Alexanda's are way bigger than just 32Cs... :P
32C is not her breast size, it's her bra size.
Maybe next time you do "research" you might consider that fact...
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Post by: insatiable on May 28, 2014, 08:31:31 PM
Oh, don't be harsh on him, B. He's just a man.
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Post by: MissBarbara on May 28, 2014, 08:38:29 PM
I wasn't trying to be harsh, just offering a little friendly advice.
And few things turn me off faster than, when I'm reading an erotic story, a woman's breasts are described by her bra size. e.g. "She had beautiful 34D breasts..."
But that's probably just me, since that annoying custom proliferates in erotic fiction.
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Post by: Bexy on May 28, 2014, 08:39:43 PM
Thanks Becca. He looks kind, intelligent and funny, but I'm a bit smitten with Tom Hardy lately.
(http://i57.tinypic.com/2pu0tg9.jpg)
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on May 28, 2014, 09:07:39 PM
That's why when I write -it goes something like this:
He saw her nice boobies. He liked her. She saw him too and liked him. They went to the pool. He pulled her bikini off. He poked his thing in her thing. "ahh" she said. "ohh" he said. He made an explosion in her thing thing. It was good. The end.
See? No measurements. Math hurts my brains. :sign_a+:
EDIT: fake email address removed. It looks just the same as a real one to bots - gb.
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on May 28, 2014, 09:24:01 PM
That's because whenever I research a celebrity for one of my stories [and i've researched hundreds], I look up their bust-waist-hips dimensions, and i've gotten pretty good at knowing when a woman's breasts like Alexanda's are way bigger than just 32Cs... :P
32C is not her breast size, it's her bra size.
Maybe next time you do "research" you might consider that fact...
This is a common mistake of most people, not just men. Even articles written about the average "breast" size of American women states it as 36C.
But to Gemini's original statement, I agree that Alexandra Daddario's "Cup" size looks to be bigger than a C. I looked her up on Boobpedia (love that name, LOL) and it says 34DD-27-35. That seems about right!
Can't we just say they are Yummy regardless of the size? HAHA
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Post by: msslave on May 28, 2014, 09:30:42 PM
I always liked the image I get when a lady is described as having "teacup" breasts. Sounds so suckable. ;D
OK, men are clueless. But, do women comment on the "size of the package" when discussing men? Just wondering. I know the 9 inch cock and up is common fodder in stories, but most of those are written by men. I'd like to know what the real women on KB think.
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on May 28, 2014, 09:30:59 PM
>>EDIT: fake email address removed. It looks just the same as a real one to bots - gb. <<
CRAP. That was the best part of the joke...
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on May 28, 2014, 09:35:02 PM
Cock measurement is bullshit. Too many variables.
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on May 28, 2014, 09:51:30 PM
Variables are not the problem. The problem is most guys use this ruler to measure with. LOL
(http://i.imgur.com/WxVTahP.jpg)
Darn those Chinese products! Darn them I say!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 29, 2014, 07:11:03 AM
I wasn't clear enough. I research ALL statistics of a given actress. That meant bust AND bra size. I'm very meticulous and obsessive about my research. When I can't find what I want I get a little bent out of shape. :P lol
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on May 29, 2014, 08:00:23 AM
Wow. I wasn't claiming to be Richard Pryor. I was just making another quip. I don't take my insignificant little posts that seriously. I promise
I was joking... Not very successfully apparently.
Ah. It sucks when you can't "read" someone's "tone" sometimes, don't it?
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on May 29, 2014, 08:37:31 AM
Keeley Hazell was subject of many dreams at one point. She reportedly stopped posing and came to the states to try her hand at an acting career. Many wish she would go back to glamour.
(http://picmates2020.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/keeley-hazell-black-heels.jpg) Google for more and you won't be disappointed.
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Post by: Bexy on May 29, 2014, 08:51:49 AM
OK, men are clueless. But, do women comment on the "size of the package" when discussing men? Just wondering. I know the 9 inch cock and up is common fodder in stories, but most of those are written by men. I'd like to know what the real women on KB think.
I don't want to sound condescending, but it is depressing and sad to see men of all ages who still don't have a clue about what women care about in a man and ask the 'Cock Size Question'. It is my educated guess that 99,99% of stories with 9-inch cocks are written by men, and those written by "women" are also written by men. The few adjectives regarding size used by women in stories are 'thick' and 'hard', but rarely 'long' and NEVER '...-inch'.
I'm assuming you meant what women discuss about men they aren't dating, because otherwise I would ask you: Do men comment on the "size of the boobs" when discussing women they are in a relationship with?
Women will more often talk about the personality of a man, but occasionally we'll play the superficial game of physical looks and the things ladies say when discussing a man's physical aspects range within:
"He looks handsome." "He has gorgeous eyes." "He has a cute ass." "He has nice broad shoulders." "He has a great smile."
The number of times I have discussed *cock size* with girlfriends amounts to an astounding number of ZERO times. And I believe this is the case for the majority of women.
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Post by: Well Behaved Lady on May 29, 2014, 01:14:52 PM
OK, men are clueless. But, do women comment on the "size of the package" when discussing men? Just wondering. I know the 9 inch cock and up is common fodder in stories, but most of those are written by men. I'd like to know what the real women on KB think.
I don't want to sound condescending, but it is depressing and sad to see men of all ages who still don't have a clue about what women care about in a man and ask the 'Cock Size Question'. It is my educated guess that 99,99% of stories with 9-inch cocks are written by men, and those written by "women" are also written by men. The few adjectives regarding size used by women in stories are 'thick' and 'hard', but rarely 'long' and NEVER '...-inch'.
I'm assuming you meant what women discuss about men they aren't dating, because otherwise I would ask you: Do men comment on the "size of the boobs" when discussing women they are in a relationship with?
Women will more often talk about the personality of a man, but occasionally we'll play the superficial game of physical looks and the things ladies say when discussing a man's physical aspects range within:
"He looks handsome." "He has gorgeous eyes." "He has a cute ass." "He has nice broad shoulders." "He has a great smile."
The number of times I have discussed *cock size* with girlfriends amounts to an astounding number of ZERO times. And I believe this is the case for the majority of women.
I'm 45 years old and have never spoken about the size of a mans cock to any of my girlfriends. I'm with Bexy on this one.
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Post by: redhatlover on May 29, 2014, 03:20:24 PM
I wasn't clear enough. I research ALL statistics of a given actress. That meant bust AND bra size. I'm very meticulous and obsessive about my research. When I can't find what I want I get a little bent out of shape. :P lol
Methinks the G-Guy wants a little hands-on observation.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 29, 2014, 08:56:36 PM
Hands on, great idea, RHL!
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Post by: insatiable on May 30, 2014, 07:49:30 AM
This poster has been banned by MPAA:
(http://i.imgur.com/sK91eKT.jpg)
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Post by: footlovinfem on May 30, 2014, 10:48:17 PM
Anyone know who Paige Wyatt is?? She is a minor B list celeb but yum yum!!!
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Post by: coacheric on May 31, 2014, 02:15:26 PM
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Post by: TinyDancer on May 31, 2014, 04:00:39 PM
Mmmmmm......watched an old movie, Dirty Dozen and Clint Walker just did it for me.
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Post by: mommysboytoy77 on May 31, 2014, 09:04:55 PM
just watched fast and the furious Jordana Brewster If I had to and there was no way out of it Would totally bang her
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 01, 2014, 04:45:37 AM
If you had to and there was no way out? Do I note a hint of reluctance there? ;-)
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Post by: curiousperversegirl on June 02, 2014, 01:26:13 AM
Ha, if ever I am on a chatsite or talking to a new person this question is one of my favourite conversation starters...
If you could fuck any celebrity right now, who would it be?
Amy Smart. Wow. Haven't seen any of her movies but she is breathtaking. I mean I am bisexual and I like fucking guys, but something about women draw me in closer. Just so fucking beautiful to look at, stare at.
Lindsay Lohan when she was in Mean Girls. Charlize Theron. Emmy Rossum. Ellen Page is an unorthodox choice, but her in Hard Candy. So uber cute.
Guess it would be celebrities I'd like to fuck ;)
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Post by: Janus on June 02, 2014, 01:48:57 AM
Especially young and slender ones with small boobs. ;D
Sweets, they really don't need to be celebs for you to want to fuck them. We could go for the lowest reply thread ever.. people Janus wouldn't fuck :emot_laughing:
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Post by: Janus on June 02, 2014, 02:13:04 AM
Especially young and slender ones with small boobs. ;D
Sweets, they really don't need to be celebs for you to want to fuck them. We could go for the lowest reply thread ever.. people Janus wouldn't fuck :emot_laughing:
Oh aren't you just a smarty pants. LOL
:emot_kiss:
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Post by: curiousperversegirl on June 02, 2014, 02:16:00 AM
Especially young and slender ones with small boobs. ;D
Sweets, they really don't need to be celebs for you to want to fuck them. We could go for the lowest reply thread ever.. people Janus wouldn't fuck :emot_laughing:
haha janus wants them allll!
So Miss Lippy, who would be your choice? :3
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Post by: Lippy on June 02, 2014, 02:18:58 AM
Oh sweets, we have the same taste in women, and men :emot_laughing:
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on June 02, 2014, 06:48:36 PM
That's so stupid! I've seen posters of J-Lo and Rhianna that showed more.
I love Eva Green, so HOT. If you like her check out The Dreamers. In it she plays a young girl who lives with her brother and another guy in Paris. Some really hot scenes!
(http://i.imgur.com/pJbsXwM.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/fMx0D9b.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 02, 2014, 08:04:20 PM
I've seen The Dreamers, Eva Green is utterly AMAZING.
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on June 02, 2014, 09:07:20 PM
There's something about Eva's face that makes me wanna stare at her for a while. I don't know if it's that she's just that stunning or if it's just the lines and curves of her face that stick out. Like trying to figure out a beautiful piece of art. Cubism.
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Post by: Janus on June 03, 2014, 03:49:23 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 03, 2014, 04:27:22 AM
Great pick, J-Man! Very hot blonde...
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on June 04, 2014, 09:54:53 PM
Connie Neilson. She was in Law and Order:SVU for a while. She is in Nymphomaniac(lot of graphic sex) too but not sure what her role is and if she is in any sex scenes. I can only HOPE
(http://i.imgur.com/cjcsmr4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FWH2pI0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/TuAQzgE.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/WG6cbYA.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 05, 2014, 01:15:24 AM
Connie is hot. I remember seeing some nude pics of her doing a Google Image Search.
...on an unrelated note, I noticed someone unstickied this thread from the top of the Forum list.
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Post by: OldManPerv on June 05, 2014, 09:05:25 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 10, 2014, 05:05:22 AM
Debby Ryan
I discovered Jessie some months ago on Disney XD, episodes from season one. I thought so was soooooooo sexy. Then Saturday night I saw episodes from season three. Debby Ryan has gotten soooooooo much hotter... -major drooling- lol
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on June 14, 2014, 04:35:54 PM
Traci Bingham. She was overshadowed by Pam and Carmen on Baywatch but she was so HOT!!
(http://i.imgur.com/gxhzct8.jpg)
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Post by: TigerStripe49 on June 14, 2014, 04:45:58 PM
Yessshh. I must agree. Yasmeen Bleeth also didn't get enough love. The blondes were always hogging the spotlight. :P
Shit, sorry about that. 17 is the age of consent in Ireland, so I don't think of her as a minor anymore. Should've known better though. Sincerest apologies.
How about I make up for it by suggesting the more mature, but just as sexy, Vera Farmiga?
And any woman who was open-minded enough to be in Caligula, well what else needs to be said!!
Noce choice Nicole... great pics too...
vinney
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 25, 2014, 07:45:59 AM
Helen Mirren showed A LOT of skin in Caligula and I also loved her in this movie I think was called Red. Set in Ireland, a young man in the I.R.A. causes her husband's death I think in a car bombing. Then he gets involved with him. She has dark hair in this movie and a gorgeous dark bush.
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on June 26, 2014, 07:35:35 PM
Helen Mirren showed A LOT of skin in Caligula and I also loved her in this movie I think was called Red. Set in Ireland, a young man in the I.R.A. causes her husband's death I think in a car bombing. Then he gets involved with him. She has dark hair in this movie and a gorgeous dark bush.
Here is a pic of her "dark bush". Not sure what film it was from but it wasn't RED. Red was a recent film about a group of retired Black-Ops agents called back into service, was a really good movie as was RED 2. She wasn't nude in either though.
(http://i.imgur.com/RQ34A2g.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 27, 2014, 08:54:54 AM
It's not a new movie. I just researched it and it was actually called Cal from 1984.
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Post by: OldManPerv on June 28, 2014, 07:54:51 AM
(Before anybody says, "Wut?! Sniff it?! Wut?!" Well, I love the NATURAL scent of a female's rear -- at the end of the day, where she showers in the morning and then goes about her day... that natural feminine musk that creates an irresistible pheromonal cocktail.)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 01, 2014, 07:24:31 PM
SWEET!!! I'm glad you moved it back, Toe! WOO, rock on!
Speaking of rocking on, i'll be back stage with Lita Ford, so don't come looking for me... ;-)
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Post by: handsomepeter on July 02, 2014, 05:47:00 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 04, 2014, 02:20:42 AM
Madeline Zima
I wrote a story about Madeline circa The Nanny a few years back. But I never saw her in anything else until now. In 2012 she co-starred in Lake Effects, and damn, is she FINE... -drools-
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 04, 2014, 03:35:58 AM
Lindy Booth
She was the hot blonde in Relic Hunter. She seems to be a redhead now.
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Post by: OldManPerv on July 07, 2014, 09:56:04 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 07, 2014, 10:48:05 PM
Courtney Thorne-Smith
She was the hot wife/mom Cheryl on According To Jim [and Alan Harper's girlfriend on Two And A Half Men] but in 1986 she played High School babe Pam House in Summer School. VH1 Classic has been airing it lately. She looks AMAZING in a wetsuit!!!! (http://www.liketotally80s.com/images/summer-school-pam.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 19, 2014, 01:29:57 AM
Clare Wren
Just saw her on In The Heat Of The Night last night, very MILF-y...
By the way, I noticed this Topic has become unstickied from the top of the Forum again...
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Post by: symes4u on August 20, 2014, 02:03:14 AM
Look p Molly Rome on any porn tube site. You might like what you see.
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Post by: wolfs_grace on September 08, 2014, 10:04:42 PM
Graham McTavish I am working my way thru the Outlander cast. It has got to be the beard. I had a thing for a man with a beard along while back. Sexy,, :emot_kiss:
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Post by: Killer Moth on September 11, 2014, 06:38:31 AM
Go nuts: http://imgur.com/a/cwXza
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Post by: Uk wife on September 14, 2014, 04:14:03 PM
I would a man it would have to be Henry cavill and woman Emma stone.
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Post by: Patrick on September 21, 2014, 08:58:08 PM
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on September 25, 2014, 05:43:14 PM
Amber Smith
(http://i.imgur.com/yXBmNzD.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/q7WVniF.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZVzNGQQ.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 29, 2014, 12:34:12 AM
Kerrie Keane
She's playing on the In The Heat Of The Night episode "Hearts Of Gold" on THS TV channel.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 04, 2014, 01:56:35 AM
Camren Bicondova
She plays Selena Kyle in FOX's Gotham. Camren says her favorite Selena Kyle/Catwoman is Michelle Pfeiffer [which I agree with whole-heartedly] and she looks up to Michelle. She also said she's been told she could play Michelle Pfeiffer's daughter. She does look like her, only hotter.
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Post by: OldManPerv on October 08, 2014, 03:54:44 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 16, 2014, 09:27:25 PM
Alexandra Vandernoot
We are so thankful to Belguim for giving us Bexy, but they also Alexandra Vandernoot, Duncan Macleod's girlfriend Tessa Noel on Highlander: The Series. -drools-
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 16, 2014, 10:45:04 PM
lol I Googled her and she had some nude scenes in Foreign [I believe French?] films. Very nice body... I saw Highlander: Endgame a few nights ago on THiS movie channel and have been on a Highlander kick since. One of the things i'd found out was Highlander: The Gathering [a DVD of two episodes of Highlander: The Series] had some nudity. It was of Miss Vandernoot. ;-) Of course it wasn't as explicit as the French film nude scenes...
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Post by: aaron23062 on November 19, 2014, 11:35:12 AM
Emily Ristine Holloway, the lady on the Tire Barn commercials. Love her voice. Love her hair. Want to father children with her.
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Post by: coacheric on November 20, 2014, 02:08:10 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 06, 2014, 04:54:09 AM
Kaitlyn Dever
Molly Ephraim
Two of Tim Allen's daughters on ABC's Last Man Standing. One plays a somewhat obnoxious daughter, while the other is smart when it comes to fashion design but dumb on most other things. Both are smokin' hot.
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Post by: coacheric on December 06, 2014, 02:19:46 PM
I didn't forget Amanda Fuller. I'm just not attracted to her. I read a different actress played her character during season one.
Someone else did but I didn't look that hard to find out who. I stopped watching the show for the most part after the first season. They changed the show to much to make it funny anymore for people that watched that first year. Also never thought it was that funny to start with.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 06, 2014, 06:20:17 PM
During season three I caught some episodes, I kept saying i'd watch it more but didn't. I had caught up on three or four episodes On Demand last Thursday of this season, I think it's funny as Hell and Tim Allen hasn't lost his comedic abilities. Two other hot ladies on Last Man Standing is his wife Nancy Travis and their neighbor Erika Alexander. I think Erika looks hotter than she did on Living Single.
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Post by: Elizabeth on December 06, 2014, 07:42:53 PM
:emot_laughing:
For all the Hetrosexual people here.....I think I can safely state (for you all) that Bill Cosby is "out" of the running......"would that be correct"?? :D
Love, Liz
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Post by: arwinbbm on December 06, 2014, 08:36:44 PM
drew berrymore cute busty milf and tia carrere hot aging gracefully
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on December 06, 2014, 08:56:52 PM
I will not post Kaitlyn Dever as she is a minor. You forgat Amanda Fuller who plays the oldest daughter Kristin
Love Molly
BTW, Kaitlyn will be 18 in 2 weeks so you can post her then, LOL
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 06, 2014, 09:51:02 PM
Kaitlyn's character on Last Man Standing is such a spitfire, I love it!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 07, 2014, 09:44:57 PM
Claire Coffee
I have always preferred dark-haired women, but Claire's Grimm character Adalind Schade drives me wild! Nick can have Juliet, and Monroe can have Rosalie, I want Adalind ;-)
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Post by: Supersoftball on December 07, 2014, 11:28:42 PM
Kim K. Halle Berry Minka Kelly Hayden P. Karrache Tran Madison Pettis
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Post by: RopeFiend on December 08, 2014, 01:29:04 AM
For all the Hetrosexual people here.....I think I can safely state (for you all) that Bill Cosby is "out" of the running......"would that be correct"?? :D
Love, Liz
Doubtful. Don't forget, there's a strong contingent here into rape fantasies. ;D
As for me, any *female* celebrity between 18 and about 65, as long as she's still hawt.
I try to not be overly picky. :emot_kiss:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 08, 2014, 09:11:56 PM
Mariska Hargitay
I may have posted her before, but I found an unknown photo while doing a totally unrelated Google Image Search of a woman I feel could be Mariska's twin. What do you think? http://fap.to/images/41/1459101339/amateur-porn/663-bra-mature-wives-young-teens-tits-in-bra-panty-1.jpg Looks like she could be Mariska without makeup. Love that hairy pussy...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 08, 2014, 09:18:24 PM
I may have posted her before, but I found an unknown photo while doing a totally unrelated Google Image Search of a woman I feel could be Mariska's twin. What do you think? http://fap.to/images/41/1459101339/amateur-porn/663-bra-mature-wives-young-teens-tits-in-bra-panty-1.jpg Looks like she could be Mariska without makeup. Love that hairy pussy...
I may have posted her before, but I found an unknown photo while doing a totally unrelated Google Image Search of a woman I feel could be Mariska's twin. What do you think? http://fap.to/images/41/1459101339/amateur-porn/663-bra-mature-wives-young-teens-tits-in-bra-panty-1.jpg Looks like she could be Mariska without makeup. Love that hairy pussy...
There is a resemblance, especially as she got older. Sometimes Mariska looks really hot and other times not so much. Sometimes her features have this "hard" look which I don't find that attractive, other times she is really hot. This could all be how she uses her make-up as most of the time when I see her it is on SVU so could be for the character she plays.
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Post by: Sensualtravler on December 11, 2014, 07:32:06 PM
Never been a fan of most female movie stars. They wear more makeup than cloths usually, and most can't act worth a damned. Sandra Bullock being one lady I might make an exception for. There are a lot more female porn stars I find hot and arousing. ie: Nella Hunter, Liv Wilder, Lil Caprice, Anjelica, a few others.
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Post by: Sensualtravler on December 11, 2014, 07:33:54 PM
For all the Hetrosexual people here.....I think I can safely state (for you all) that Bill Cosby is "out" of the running......"would that be correct"?? :D
Love, Liz
Was he ever 'in' the running? :D
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Post by: Sensualtravler on December 11, 2014, 08:59:09 PM
Liv Wilder taking it deep in all her hot, sexy,pink holes.
Never been a fan of most female movie stars. They wear more makeup than cloths usually, and most can't act worth a damned. Sandra Bullock being one lady I might make an exception for. There are a lot more female porn stars I find hot and arousing. ie: Nella Hunter, Liv Wilder, Lil Caprice, Anjelica, a few others.
Sounds to me like you just described pornstars. There's not much difference between actresses and pornstars. They're both celebrities "acting" behind camera to make money. Pornstars just happened to be telling the story with their clothes off. Still lots of makeup and bad acting (typically worse than actresses I might add). That orgasm she just had... yeah she just faked it.
:emot_laughing:
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Post by: dodger on December 11, 2014, 11:52:07 PM
I have always preferred dark-haired women, but Claire's Grimm character Adalind Schade drives me wild! Nick can have Juliet, and Monroe can have Rosalie, I want Adalind ;-)
I love dark hair too.
Demi Moore Debra Winger Nina Dobrev
To name a few.
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Post by: Sensualtravler on December 13, 2014, 05:22:07 AM
Never been a fan of most female movie stars. They wear more makeup than cloths usually, and most can't act worth a damned. Sandra Bullock being one lady I might make an exception for. There are a lot more female porn stars I find hot and arousing. ie: Nella Hunter, Liv Wilder, Lil Caprice, Anjelica, a few others.
Sounds to me like you just described pornstars. There's not much difference between actresses and pornstars. They're both celebrities "acting" behind camera to make money. Pornstars just happened to be telling the story with their clothes off. Still lots of makeup and bad acting (typically worse than actresses I might add). That orgasm she just had... yeah she just faked it.
:emot_laughing:
All depends on the actress Danger. If an actress is good enough, and attractive enough, she can turn me on. Most actresses I like love sex enough that they don't have to pretend all that much. Besides, when I watch porn,I'm not looking for a story. I'm looking for the action. A little like males watching a war movie. Everything between the battles are merely filler. ;D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 23, 2014, 09:20:48 AM
Melanie Liburd
I'm watching the December 14th episode of CSI and there is a gorgeous Black woman with a British accent. She plays a pool player name The Hornet and she is hot as Hell...
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Post by: oscarlong on December 23, 2014, 05:52:33 PM
Was watching a little holiday movie myself and thought how much I wouldve liked to fuck Vera Ellen. Damn what a set of legs! Made my Christmas white a few times
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Post by: dodger on January 06, 2015, 12:05:10 AM
Always had it bad for Debbie Reynolds. Unsinkable Molly Brown.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 06, 2015, 08:54:02 PM
Paula Patton
LOVED her in Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol, finally saw it last week. She was good looking, but when she got dolled up for the Mumbai, India party, DAMN!!!
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on January 07, 2015, 06:31:43 AM
LOVED her in Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol, finally saw it last week. She was good looking, but when she got dolled up for the Mumbai, India party, DAMN!!!
Didn't know her, She is pretty HOT!
(http://i.imgur.com/3Ju0T3ll.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BfIGv57l.png)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 07, 2015, 07:25:09 AM
She was Robin Thicke's wife, until this past year when she divorced him.
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Post by: coacheric on January 07, 2015, 01:21:03 PM
Eddie Fisher dumped her for Liz Taylor. I get that but still.
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Post by: Killer Moth on January 11, 2015, 11:16:41 PM
Speaking of French actresses, Ludivine Sagnier is pretty hard to top. That sweet, softly rounded face, that sunny blonde hair and those ripe, luscious breasts. I feel like I could suck away at those nipples for hours (http://www.daily-celebvideos.com/mrskin/ludivine_sagnier/ludivine_sagnier2.jpg)
And Charlotte Rampling is no slouch, either...
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Post by: Mason on January 12, 2015, 12:35:42 AM
I want her to boss me around. Make me do things that I wouldn't do for most women. I'd polish her toenails and give her manicures and pedicures. I'd do her laundry and wash her hair....You know, typical office boy stuff. ;D
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Post by: Mason on January 12, 2015, 12:44:49 AM
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30500000/Body-of-Proof-Season-2-Stills-jeri-ryan-30562340-1704-2560.jpg) (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSto2NJkJGvoh6pgCOCRuMGCjfsLsrKWT6QQXelyDklSbkt8Ij-xg) (http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/6383218/600full-jeri-ryan.jpg) Jeri Ryan
She could make me do naughty naughty things too. 8)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 12, 2015, 10:26:05 AM
Jeri Ryan played ANOTHER one of NCIS' Agent Gibbs' ex-wives. That guy got around! ;-)
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on January 12, 2015, 06:41:11 PM
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30500000/Body-of-Proof-Season-2-Stills-jeri-ryan-30562340-1704-2560.jpg) (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSto2NJkJGvoh6pgCOCRuMGCjfsLsrKWT6QQXelyDklSbkt8Ij-xg) (http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/6383218/600full-jeri-ryan.jpg) Jeri Ryan
She could make me do naughty naughty things too. 8)
Jeri Ryan is one celebrity Id love to be with. Her body is simply amazing and she just seems like a really cool woman too. I saw her in a restaurant once in NYC and she looked as good in person as in pics. I wanted to say hi to her but was to embarrassed to and also respected her privacy. Her body is SMOKIN'
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Post by: oscarlong on January 16, 2015, 01:40:18 AM
7 of 9? definitely a hottie! (http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/3/31274/1379868-seven35.jpg) (http://www.geeknews.net/images/2008/02/jeri-ryan1.jpg)
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Post by: Mason on January 21, 2015, 09:01:13 PM
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Post by: Scotty on February 04, 2015, 02:00:07 AM
O sp manu otjK just when I thought I knew - you threw me a curve then I got losted - your preferences were distracting = someone asked me to PARTICIPATE so ............Diane Lane is 1st then Gina marie and deedee and tiny dancer and Katie too (in-magination ) then so many others I thought / OMG if only I could I would do you / mind F you like you just did me ! HEAVEN IS IN YOUR MIND AS IS where we come (here) for sorta >>> ya all got me (the newb)you'all mind Fd me tonite / I got losted in your preferences for an hour / not done yet.... TY I was distracted from whatever today was by what it could have been PFFFT
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Post by: Scotty on February 04, 2015, 02:15:45 AM
OK!! Selma Blair, ashley Judd (Gina Marie,deedee,tiny dancer,Katie too) Kathleen Turner,Susan Sarandon,Natalie Portman,Jennifer tilly,Jennifer connelly,Maria Bello....I could go on but WHAT AN OUTSTANDING IDEA TO COME UP WITH imagination is the name of this place TY Sometimes twisted minds are a good thing - you AMUSE me when I can't amuse myself I will come and ask you for more mind fucking .......did I say TY ? Oh I forgot Carol Kabot
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Post by: Scotty on February 05, 2015, 06:48:48 AM
I wanna fuck you not because I even know what you look like but because you are off the hook you have an odd /maybe not compared to me mind and I would love to be near you once that / you would take me somewhere I have never been before
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Post by: oscarlong on February 12, 2015, 05:16:17 PM
Isla Fisher. Something tells me that girl is a tiger in the sheets. (http://cdn26.us2.fansshare.com/photo/islafisher/isla-fisher-bikini-1071362213.jpg)
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on February 12, 2015, 07:18:51 PM
Charisma Carpenter
(http://i.imgur.com/N8aOwWN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/OEOTsKI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rO7Pk84.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3uKGm5V.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 12, 2015, 07:39:24 PM
YESSSSS!!! I so love me some Charisma Carpenter... -drools- She pulled off looking young and teenaged on Buffy though being twenty-seven. Just a few years later on Veronica Mars she was the perfect MILF as Dick's stepmom. Not to mention she posed naked in Playboy...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 12, 2015, 10:37:43 PM
Wendy Malick also played Mitch Buchannon's ex-wife on Baywatch. She gets around. Her voice is her sexiest feature. Can you imagine her as a phone sex operator??? ;-)
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on February 12, 2015, 11:40:25 PM
I loved Wendy in that show with David Spade about the fashion magazine, cant remember the name of it. She played an ex-model She does have a great voice plus she is big into Animal Rescue which is near and dear to my heart so she gets extra points!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 13, 2015, 12:03:13 AM
Toe had it, Nicole, that was Just Shoot Me. Veronica Mars' dad Keith [Enrico Colantoni] played a photgrapher on that show. George Segal played the owner and his daughter was played by Laura San Giacomo. She was my favorite on the show... :^)
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Post by: skipsdog on February 15, 2015, 04:17:12 PM
Brooke Baldwin (CNN)[e]239[/e][e]239[/e]
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Post by: rack_some_fun on March 03, 2015, 04:29:45 AM
So many to choose from... Carly Rae Jepsen, Taylor Swift, Kristen Bell and Beth Behrs are at the top of my list now. Others who have been on the list are Christina Hendricks and a few porn stars who are escaping my mind right now. One names Siri has also been doing it for me lately.
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Post by: rack_some_fun on March 03, 2015, 06:54:44 PM
Haha, Different Siri.
http://beeg.com/search?q=siri
http://www.xnxx.com/?k=siri
http://www.siripornstar.com/tour.html
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Post by: BlackThunderDrone on March 06, 2015, 04:39:03 PM
I really, really, really want to eat Ronda Rousey's asshole out.
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Post by: Tony V. on March 06, 2015, 07:05:01 PM
And if you didn't please her, she'd be likely to beat the SHIT out of you!! Plus, her thighs could crush your head like a walnut......
Tony V. :police:
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Post by: BlackThunderDrone on March 07, 2015, 06:41:03 PM
toeinh2o and Tony, you are both correct! If my tongue isn't mutilated by her sphincter, then I run the risk of being armbarred. But hey, I have a thing for feisty, badass women. ;D
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Post by: Scotty on March 08, 2015, 08:21:23 AM
YOU
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Post by: brody on March 11, 2015, 03:06:45 AM
She does have a nice butt, although I wish she would lose the Granny Panties!! Still a sexy scene.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 12, 2015, 11:44:35 PM
You've got to remember the movie was a transformation of her character. She started out frumpy and Spader had to straighten her out. He took control. Things got fun... ;-)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 16, 2015, 05:53:15 PM
Kyle MacLachlan was in there too, his career seems just fine. :P
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on March 16, 2015, 06:03:57 PM
Career? Could it be she has no talent? Other than lap dancing I mean.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on March 22, 2015, 09:57:02 AM
Joan Severance
I was watching the music video for The Scorpions' 1988 song "Rhythm Of Love" earlier and there was a familiar looking brunette featured. I Googled the music video and found out it was Joan Severance. I had recorded a movie a long time ago called Criminal Passions and she was hot as Hell in there. I can't remember if I saw all of Lake Consequence but she was hot in there too.
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Post by: ArmandG on March 25, 2015, 04:25:44 AM
Rachel Watson - the greatest Swashbuckler in Buccaneer history. Those damn thighs.....
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 09, 2015, 07:54:45 AM
I've been lax posting in this thread. Of course I never stopped perving on celebrities. :^) A few months back I was watching 1985's Real Genius with Val Kilmer and an actress in the movie caught my eye. I Googled the movie for the cast and found out the actress was Michelle Meyrink. I did a Google Image Search and found out she's previously got nude in Valley Girl. -drools-
I've been lax posting in this thread. Of course I never stopped perving on celebrities. :^) A few months back I was watching 1985's Real Genius with Val Kilmer and an actress in the movie caught my eye. I Googled the movie for the cast and found out the actress was Michelle Meyrink. I did a Google Image Search and found out she's previously got nude in Valley Girl. -drools-
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 14, 2015, 02:17:29 AM
Jessica Marie Alba
I was watching the Law & Order marathon on Sundance TV last night. It usually ends at midnight, but another episode came on. So I checked to see if it'd be on at one a.m. as well. But there was a movie called The Killer Inside Me coming on. The description said it was about an agressive prostitute played by Jessica Alba who gets involved with a local Police officer played by Casey Affleck. I decided to check it out. Not long into the movie, Casey Affleck gets pissed off at Jessica Alba, whips off his belt and whips her butt. And it showed her butt before he fucks her silly. I Googled the movie and found out that really was Jessica's Alba's butt and not a stunt butt. :P
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 14, 2015, 08:30:10 AM
Daphne Joy
I'm not sure if she's really a celebrity, but she is the ex-girlfriend of 50 Cent. If you've seen her I don't think you'd really care if she was or not... ;-)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 23, 2015, 04:35:53 AM
Crista Miller
My cable provider added a channel called Laff. It airs Grace Under Fire, Ellen, The Drew Carey Show, and other older sitcoms. I was watching an episode with Crista Miller's Kate dating Drew. I forgot how SEXY she was on The Drew Carey Show! She exuded sex. It was in her attitude, the way she carried herself, the way she talked... -drools- When she was later on Scrubs it wasn't the same feel. Part of it was her Scrubs character was more in the background, and that character didn't ooze sexy. She was kind of annoying. If I remember it right, Crista Miller's hair was longer on Scrubs - and I LOVE long-haired women - but that didn't save her sex appeal. :P
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 01, 2015, 03:37:26 PM
She was supposed to play She-Hulk in the '90s. Damn she looked good green with long, thick dark green hair... :P
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Post by: shyottawaguy on July 16, 2015, 01:46:57 AM
My choices would be:
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Lawrence Lexi Belle Scarlett Johansson Emilia Clacke
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on July 16, 2015, 07:23:53 PM
Molly Qerim
She's not really a celebrity, she is just a host on the NFL network. But she is one of my new (semi)celebrity crushes. Maybe that's why I love football so much...........and she's a Giants fan too!!
(http://i.imgur.com/zPKaqmbl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Pr5bhPkl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/2WuUZ0ul.jpg)
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on July 20, 2015, 02:27:01 AM
Emma Stone.
Ali Hillis.
A young Lea Thompson.
Jane levy
Giada De laurentiis.
Morgan Smith Goodwin.
Dakota Fanning.
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Post by: BlackThunderDrone on July 29, 2015, 06:16:59 PM
In honor of her bout this weekend, I still want to lick Ronda Rousey's asshole. That'd be quite something. Of course, her smile is something else. I can't imagine the rush one would feel if she took a cumshot facial and then smiled like this:
In honor of her bout this weekend, I still want to lick Ronda Rousey's asshole. That'd be quite something. Of course, her smile is something else. I can't imagine the rush one would feel if she took a cumshot facial and then smiled like this:
In honor of her bout this weekend, I still want to lick Ronda Rousey's asshole. That'd be quite something. Of course, her smile is something else. I can't imagine the rush one would feel if she took a cumshot facial and then smiled like this:
In honor of her bout this weekend, I still want to lick Ronda Rousey's asshole. That'd be quite something. Of course, her smile is something else. I can't imagine the rush one would feel if she took a cumshot facial and then smiled like this:
Ronda Rousey will turn you every which but loose. She can body-slam you.
I'd much rather she gave me a Tongue Lashing!!
0vomit0
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 05, 2015, 07:44:37 AM
Fiona Apple
I never really thought much about her before. I knew of her, but wasn't really interested. Then I was watching music videos on VH1 Classic when her music video for "Criminal" came on. I was too lazy to change the channel. :P lol But I got into the song, Fiona Apple's voice, and Fiona herself. She reminded me of a cross between Alexis Bledsoe and the Olsen Twins. And she kept taking off her clothes in the music video. ;-) She spent a lot of time in bra and panties and several times completely nude. Not a bad-looking woman...
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Post by: Sexymelie on September 12, 2015, 03:57:37 PM
How young are we allowed to say here?
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 12, 2015, 05:42:04 PM
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Post by: footlovinfem on September 26, 2015, 10:20:21 PM
Fuck yes! Ronda Rousey makes makes my lady parts tingle!
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Post by: Bigeasy on September 28, 2015, 08:39:27 PM
Chloe Moretz Victoria Justice Renee Olstead (look her up, you will thank me) Taylor Swift Chloe Moretz Danika McKellar (Winnie from Wonder Years) Natalie Portman Marisa Tomei Chloe Moretz Phoebe Cates (some people you just never get over) Stevie Nicks (ditto) Winona Ryder Julianna Moore Chloe Moretz Bella Thorne - Ten Days From Now (I'll do her last, that way she'll be over 18... If Bella is not allowed until October 8th, substitute Chloe Moretz in her place) ...and, last but not least - Chloë Grace Moretz!!!
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Post by: Bigeasy on September 28, 2015, 09:12:27 PM
She was in a Disney Series called "Jessie." One of the few shows I stuck around for when my kids had it on. :D
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Post by: DrKeith on October 10, 2015, 09:21:06 PM
Yes to Bella, definite fantasies about her. And regardless of her politics Katie Pavlich I would love to have
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Post by: OldManPerv on October 15, 2015, 10:17:51 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 15, 2015, 04:06:47 PM
Saw her in Chloe with Julianne Moore on Sundance TV before they started editing and censoring their movies [bastards]. If i'd known it was going to be that hot i'd have recorded it!
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 15, 2015, 08:14:03 PM
Saw her in Chloe with Julianne Moore on Sundance TV before they started editing and censoring their movies [bastards]. If i'd known it was going to be that hot i'd have recorded it!
Yep. Unpack your VCR from that rotting old box in the basement and make sure you record things you can't see anywhere else!
Laugh if you want but I have one of these.!!! Mine has purple hair and no gem stone in it. stands about 6" tall. It must be about 20 years old. :D Love, Liz
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Post by: vinney on October 17, 2015, 12:08:31 AM
Laugh if you want but I have one of these.!!! Mine has purple hair and no gem stone in it. stands about 6" tall. It must be about 20 years old. :D Love, Liz
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The mind boggles Liz... a six foot troll with purple hair... just one question... does it bite...? :emot_laughing:
love ya,
vinney
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on October 17, 2015, 02:51:31 AM
I believe she said 6 inches,LOL
If it was 6 ft would be like a multi-colored hair Don King!
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Post by: OldManPerv on October 17, 2015, 03:51:07 AM
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Post by: CrazySexyLove on November 07, 2015, 05:17:43 AM
Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper.
You can tell by the way he dances that he's going to be tuned in to how your body is responding to whatever he's doing to you. Mmmmmm.... Then there are scenes like the one in the bathroom with Amy Adams, or with her on the counter in American Hustle, or with Scarlett Johannsen in his office in He's Just Not That Into You... I can just tell we'd be a good fit together that way. Plus, he's smart, funny, family-oriented and speaks fluent French. He's my celebrity husband. ;)
Oh, to be Amy Adams in this scene!
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Post by: RopeFiend on November 10, 2015, 02:45:15 AM
Halle Berry! :o
(http://i.imgur.com/ktfStPt.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/464Xk8W.jpg)
Damned near as hawt as Ertha Kitt in that 2004 Catwoman.
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Post by: OldManPerv on November 10, 2015, 05:59:07 AM
Here's the names to go along with the photos: Alyssa Milano Anne Heche Brad Pitt Britney Spears Chris Brown Colin Farrell David Beckham Derek Jeter Fred Durst Janet Jackson Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Joshua Jackson Justin Timberlake Kate Moss Katie Holmes Kim Kardashian Mariah Carey Michael Jackson Michael Vick Orlando Bloom Pamela Anderson Paris Hilton Rihanna Robin Williams Scarlett Johansson Tony Bennet Victoria Beckham
Damn it! Derek Jeter infected all of the following: Jessica Biel, Alyssa Milano, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Mariah Carey. Can I shoot him? Please??
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Post by: theclown74 on January 18, 2016, 04:11:17 AM
Damn it! Derek Jeter infected all of the following: Jessica Biel, Alyssa Milano, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Mariah Carey. Can I shoot him? Please??
That's why I call Derek Jeter, "Dirty Dick Jeter" cause of the many chicks he has infected! Shoot the Bastard, Rope, I want to see what happens! :emot_laughing:
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Post by: DrKeith on January 25, 2016, 06:44:24 PM
Beverly mitchell
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Post by: BlackThunderDrone on February 08, 2016, 07:30:01 PM
I want to bury my nose and tongue between Beyonce's cheeks and just inhale and lick. You know she has to be ripe with pheromonal musk.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 10, 2016, 02:38:44 PM
lol Which, Toe? The fact that he wants to do it, or the fact that it's Beyoncé's ass? ;-)
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on February 10, 2016, 03:52:10 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 23, 2016, 09:21:06 AM
Jodie Sweetin
So I was over on FB today, and a newsfeed said Fuller House. So i'm thinking, Is that Full House and someone goofed? So I click it, and scroll down. I started seeing the cast of Full House but as they look now. It's a new series on NetFlix with the original cast and their extended families. I hope ABC gets smart and nabs this from NetFlix. Anyway, I keep scrolling down, and see a huge-titted blonde! It's Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie Tanner. I click her image, and there's a discussion about her huge breasts! Even a woman sayid she thinks Jodie should flaunt them! ;-) So I Googled Jodie, and found out she's 36DD-26-34. Yummy...
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Post by: DrKeith on February 23, 2016, 04:04:02 PM
Jodi Sweetin
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 24, 2016, 04:10:19 PM
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Post by: herschel on February 24, 2016, 05:59:05 PM
Assuming this is a game for the imagination, can I get them when they were twelve years old? Or do I get just one, and only after she turns eighteen? Just asking, you know? Only a felonious type would actually do such a thing in real life.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on February 24, 2016, 07:01:24 PM
Well, not really a game. Just make sure you don't post any under eighteen celebrity photos.
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Post by: OldManPerv on February 24, 2016, 10:30:05 PM
I watched a silly exorcism movie on Netflix last night called "The Conjuring." But it does have Vera Farmiga in it, and I have to add her to my list of celebrities I wouldn't kick out of bed.
I did a story series about Elizabeth Olsen when I found out she was related to the Olsen Twins...
I must've missed that! Would love a link?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 28, 2016, 07:33:09 PM
I PM you about it.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on April 28, 2016, 07:40:01 PM
*I'll
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Post by: None on May 02, 2016, 10:18:59 AM
The short list of celebrities I wouldn't be ashamed of disappointing for 5 whole minutes: mid 90's vintage Rosie O'donnell, Donna from That 70's Show, Serena Williams, Amy Schumer, and Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus (I have a strong suspicion that she is a freak).
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on May 03, 2016, 10:17:46 PM
The short list of celebrities I wouldn't be ashamed of disappointing for 5 whole minutes: mid 90's vintage Rosie O'donnell, Donna from That 70's Show, Serena Williams, Amy Schumer, and Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus (I have a strong suspicion that she is a freak).
Interesting group. Laura Prepon(Donna from 70's Show) is hot. Amy might be fun. No clue who Ms. Frizzle is. The thought of Rosie and Serena makes me throw up in my mouth!! JMO of course, but then again it's the only one that matters. LOL
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Post by: herschel on May 04, 2016, 02:45:41 AM
I thought Rosie was lesbian, but I don't follow LGBT news all that closely, only what gets shoved in my face by the MSM, I suppose on the basis that it's a political issue of national importance and a handy distraction away from imperial snafus like Fukushima radiation poisoning, negative interest rate policy, EU migration attempts leading to boatloads of families dying at sea in an attempt to escape the imperial project of bringing freedom (for global corporations) and democracy (for global corporations) to the mid-east, etc.
My old girlfriend, who is definitely hetero, was a big fan of Rosie. I never asked for any further explanation, but maybe I should have, just on the grounds of keeping the conversation going.
I myself admire Serena for her athletic talents, and feel the same way about outstanding female athletes in general.
The other ladies I don't know at all, because they are not of my generation, I don't watch TV and I spend too much time at home on the internet, which is so gloriously responsive to my curiosity about what's really going on behind the smokescreens.
But to get to the point about which celebrity would I like to take a practice honeymoon with, I really like Anna Sophia Robb in her early days. I had a photo I found somewhere of her with her Uncle Pete, his hand drawing her close by the hip, her hand on his shoulder, both smiling, overflowing with happiness. I don't know exactly who the guy was, but I thought he looked very avuncular. I kept that photo on my worktable for some weeks, and always used it to make myself feel better when my project was stymied by one setback or another. It would get me panting like a hound.
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Post by: None on May 04, 2016, 04:00:48 AM
Yes Rosie is a lesbian. She divorced her wife recently. It has occurred to me that we already have one thing in common. We both like pussy. I think that's something that we can build upon. When I get my DeLorean I'm going back to 1995, or perhaps 1985, and try to get her to switch teams.
Serena just because of her legs. It's something about tennis and volleyball players. They have the kind of legs that you want wrapped around your head crushing your skull. That's pretty much the best way to die I can think of.
It's got to be Donna from That 70's show not the actress. It's the red hair.
Here's miss frizzles picture (hopefully). I am convinced that she's a 3-hole slut.
Rosie O'donnell, Donna from That 70's Show, Serena Williams, Amy Schumer, and Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus.
I don't know what it is, maybe it's just me, but I can't stomach most female comedians - - - - -O'donnell in her stand up days, Schumer, Kathy Griffin, Poehler. Oh, and let's not forget my all time least favorite Rosanne. But I LOVE Ellen. And Whoopi.
Um, Cap'n Resu, gettin' your cartoon freak on with Ms Frizzle? Yay you. I've always had a thing for Archie Andrews.
:-* Jules
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Post by: MintJulie on May 04, 2016, 04:13:39 AM
And Donna from That 70's Show, yeah, even I'd hit that. ;D
8) Jules
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Post by: None on May 04, 2016, 04:14:48 AM
You left out Paula Poundstone. ~shudder~
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Post by: MintJulie on May 04, 2016, 04:19:20 AM
Idris Elba. I must admit to salivating over Charlize Theron and Susan Sarandon.
Idris Elba?.?....and here I was thinking that you were a lass of exquisite taste. ....each to his/her own..... :emot_kiss:
I don't follow him on TV, just that he has got a cool body and a wicked smile.
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Post by: MintJulie on May 31, 2016, 09:56:08 PM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2XayTFaZUak/hqdefault.jpg) My daddy used to love all his movies. I knew who Clint Eastwood was at a very young age. Happy 86th Dirty Harry.
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Post by: vinney on May 31, 2016, 11:33:32 PM
My list could be endless but I think my number one choice has to be Julia Roberts
(http://i.imgur.com/tRqRgvV.jpg)
or perhaps Pauline Collins as she was in 'Shirley Valentine'
(http://i.imgur.com/isKizWb.jpg)
Oh hell.. she's spotted me... :roll:
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Post by: None on June 01, 2016, 12:56:14 AM
Julia Roberts is a pretty good choice, but it would have to be the Ocean's Eleven version (not the Pelican Brief one). I'd be very very afraid of those teeth tho.
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Post by: Dirtymind on June 01, 2016, 02:03:56 PM
Julia Roberts is a pretty good choice, but it would have to be the Ocean's Eleven version (not the Pelican Brief one). I'd be very very afraid of those teeth tho.
You haven't seen Liz's teeth yet have you...?
vinney :emot_laughing:
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 02, 2016, 03:34:33 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on June 09, 2016, 03:58:57 PM
It's hard to believe how many of my favorite celebrities are my age... I still think of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Michelle Trachtenberg as the girls they were on Buffy, The Vampire Slayer about fifteen years ago, so I was shocked when I'd Googled Michelle on saw her age... :o
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Post by: Kuriouskitty on June 12, 2016, 01:57:48 AM
In no particular order... :roll:
Michael Fassbender Jason Statham Tom Hiddleston Luke Evans
Maybe two at a time :emot_laughing:
:emot_kiss:
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Post by: Hoss on June 12, 2016, 04:05:05 AM
Mathilda May, from the 1985 movie "Lifeforce" aka "Space Vampires".
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on July 05, 2016, 09:34:55 AM
Hey, when a gorgeous woman is willing to spend a whole movie naked, of course you're going to have her high on your list of celebrities you would fuck! ;-)
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on July 07, 2016, 10:51:40 PM
Laura Antonelli. She is an Italian actress who did a lot of movies in the 70's. She was nude in just about every one of them. My dad loved her. I still remember seeing some pics he had of her when I was a kid. I always thought she was so beautiful................guess I knew back then I liked girls too!!
(http://i.imgur.com/oHmdWNL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YSW8zkU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/jHzjdjx.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/jBWMPM5.jpg)
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Post by: RopeFiend on July 23, 2016, 07:18:34 PM
Melanie Stone, from the 'Mythica (http://www.mythicamovie.com/)' series of movies. :emot_kiss:
(http://i.imgur.com/GrOnrUf.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/uv8rUeT.jpg)
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Post by: JBRG on July 29, 2016, 10:03:26 PM
I would love to have carnal knowledge of Amy Acker (root on Person of Interest) ==
Slapping my perfect ass with a riding crop. She being dressed in a sexy black dominatrix outfit, and me in a sexy cheerleader outfit.
*Slaps your ass with a riding crop*
:emot_bottomspank:
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Post by: IdleBoast on September 25, 2016, 12:31:32 PM
Haley Bennett really did it for me in the new Magnificant Seven - no sex scenes, just a really powerful character, with some cracking scenes. So well-photographed, there are some frames from the film I will be trying to screen-shot when it comes out on disc.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 30, 2016, 01:16:41 AM
While I was gone I Googled Laurie Forman and found out the whole sordid story [that sucks what happened to Lisa Robin Kelly, she was only thirty-two, thirty-three...]. I actually think Christina Moore was a hotter Laurie though.
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 30, 2016, 02:14:46 AM
While I was gone I Googled Laurie Forman and found out the whole sordid story [that sucks what happened to Lisa Robin Kelly, she was only thirty-two, thirty-three...]. I actually think Christina Moore was a hotter Laurie though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_4bp8bBNVw
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 30, 2016, 04:33:44 PM
We all make our decisions and must accept the inevitable consequences.
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Post by: DrKeith on September 30, 2016, 05:25:59 PM
Katee Sackhoff
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Post by: MintJulie on October 01, 2016, 08:37:46 PM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 01, 2016, 10:16:04 PM
She's so cute and small... Now that you said she may not be a natural blonde, I'm picturing the cartoon version of Winona Ryder from the animated Beetlejuice series... :^)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 01, 2016, 10:31:33 PM
lol I hope she's not underage, or you're going to get a spanking from uncle Toe or Auntie Gina Marie... ;-)
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 01, 2016, 10:49:38 PM
lol I hope she's not underage, or you're going to get a spanking from uncle Toe or Auntie Gina Marie... ;-)
Oops...
(I keep forgetting that the age of consent is lower over here.)
I remember one of the British tabloids ran a countdown to the date when the general public were allowed to openly lust after Emma Watson - her 16th birthday.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 03, 2016, 04:50:07 AM
Chirp, cats eat bugs too...
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 03, 2016, 05:00:36 AM
fuk cats :D
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 03, 2016, 06:58:47 AM
Chirp, bugs actually do fuck cats. That's why cats always be scratching. ;-)
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Post by: MintJulie on October 06, 2016, 09:02:33 PM
There is a Chantix commercial lately ("Claudine") that has been causing me erectile discomfort. I'm not sure if a certain actress is of legal age, so I will refrain from posting a photo. My efforts to Google more information have been largely unsuccessful. No idea why I am telling you this.
Erectile discomfort, huh? hahaha She's cute, Toe. I think she's old enough.
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Post by: IdleBoast on October 06, 2016, 10:31:59 PM
There is a Chantix commercial lately ("Claudine") that has been causing me erectile discomfort. I'm not sure if a certain actress is of legal age, so I will refrain from posting a photo. My efforts to Google more information have been largely unsuccessful. No idea why I am telling you this.
Erectile discomfort, huh? hahaha She's cute, Toe. I think she's old enough.
Does this sound like the right commercial?
Quote
Chantix reached out to Claudine, a former smoker, to share her experience with quitting. While she talks about how she found success while using Chantix, she and her daughter walk around an historic farm and buy a few homemade goods.
If so, I also agree with Jules...
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 06, 2016, 11:00:11 PM
Tristin Mays
-drools-
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 06, 2016, 11:54:07 PM
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Post by: Supersoftball on November 02, 2016, 03:54:06 AM
Kim, Kylie, and Kendall.
Minka Kelly Mika Bryrzenski Halle Berry Ariel Winters
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Post by: KitKat on November 02, 2016, 09:27:56 PM
He's not really a celebrity, but he has over a million and a half subscribers on YouTube. He's just a cute young white boy, who does urban exploring, but he's kinda hot. *blushes*
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCNYsIqBwQyhnNDVf7SXJV9w Exploring With Josh
He's not really a celebrity, but he has over a million and a half subscribers on YouTube. He's just a cute young white boy, who does urban exploring, but he's kinda hot. *blushes*
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCNYsIqBwQyhnNDVf7SXJV9w Exploring With Josh
My thoughts exactly........though who can blame him!!!
The obviously fake boobs kind ruin it...
Natural is preferred. But fake is OK too as long as it is a good boob job and the girl doesn't go freakishly huge like some porn chick's do. As long as they fit her body type.
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Post by: Fish on December 23, 2016, 05:36:15 PM
She's always struck me as the type of gal you go home with and half way through your fun you half to stop and let your friends and family know your still alive as its been 3 days and you haven't left your house.
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Post by: Hoss on December 25, 2016, 12:00:38 PM
She's always struck me as the type of gal you go home with and half way through your fun you half to stop and let your friends and family know your still alive as its been 3 days and you haven't left your house.
WOW!! I never heard of her but she is HOT. And she is in her mid 50's too. I looked her up and she has a hot daughter too. OMG, the naughty fantasies running thru my mind!!
Apparently Ted Vernon and his wife Robyn of "South Beach Classics" fame have had a very nasty, and very public, split. In order to boost ratings with Robyn's departure, they have hired a B list actress to pose as an advertising executive. The show is utter bullshit, but I must say I do enjoy the eye candy.
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Post by: Indian Babe on March 06, 2017, 03:53:40 AM
I mentioned it on the music thread. I'd fuck Joe Satriani anytime, anyplace. And my weakness for musicians is sorta strong - John McLaughlin, Zakir Hussain. ... you wouldn't have to ask. (Have to relearn how to post photos. Apologies)
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Post by: KitKat on March 06, 2017, 08:45:12 PM
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Post by: DemonDelight on April 23, 2017, 08:53:28 PM
Mark A. Sheppard in character as Crowley. That is my biggest fantasy right now. I want Crowley to make me his pet.
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Post by: Supersoftball on May 06, 2017, 01:06:03 PM
Desiree Ross Natalie Portman Meagan Good Kim and Kylie Hayden Pantierra Ariel Winter Sofie Verga Halle Berry
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 06, 2017, 02:10:42 PM
Save some for the rest of us ;-) And that's Hayden Panettiere
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Post by: _priapism on May 07, 2017, 06:42:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/50pb8jJ.jpg)
Paulina Porizkova. Don't tell Rick Ocasek.
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Post by: Hench on July 15, 2017, 09:34:47 PM
Since the Fappening incident I've been obsessing over nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence and Kaley Cuoco. So it would have to be those two. Preferably a threesome, all coked up.
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Post by: Billygan503 on July 21, 2017, 02:01:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YhO4QTf.jpg)
I've had a crush on Stacey Dash ince the early 90s
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Post by: Billygan503 on July 21, 2017, 02:04:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tAcaFx1.jpg)
I also adore Rosario Dawson
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Post by: Billygan503 on July 21, 2017, 02:07:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rtJ3OpD.jpg)
Zoe Saldana is my most recent crush.
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Post by: Supersoftball on August 10, 2017, 02:19:12 PM
Katy Perry Emily Ratajankowski
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Post by: _priapism on August 10, 2017, 03:33:19 PM
Bella Thorne is legal now, so Eric doesn't have to take down my photos.
(http://i.imgur.com/58r0CUJ.jpg)
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Post by: Sensualtravler on August 12, 2017, 09:54:41 PM
Kirsten Dunst's spread was literally the only time I ever bought a copy of Maxim.
Taking theories as to why that little red cross makes such a difference...
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Post by: _priapism on September 22, 2017, 03:21:06 PM
I was watching GMA with coffee, when I suddenly had the odd urge to fuck Lara Spencer. Preferably while she was demonstrating how to make a pumpkin spice latte, and Michael Strahan fucks her face.
I was watching GMA with coffee, when I suddenly had the odd urge to fuck Lara Spencer. Preferably while she was demonstrating how to make a pumpkin spice latte, and Michael Strahan fucks her face.
Probably at the time you are having this desire for Lara, I am having similar thoughts about Robin Meade................without Michael Strahan and the Pumpkin Spice Latte!
With all my respect! She is damn hot (including her small hidden fur)
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Post by: Dirtymind on November 01, 2017, 09:15:52 AM
Liv Tyler (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/31/16/45DF55F100000578-0-image-a-34_1509467366936.jpg)
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Post by: coachdave3191 on November 01, 2017, 09:00:15 PM
I never have figured out how to post pics lol, but soem of the NCIS cast women: Shalita Grant, Daniela Ruah, Renée Felice Smith, Bar Paly, and Andrea Bordeaux
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Post by: _priapism on November 17, 2017, 02:16:02 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/a1d31ye.jpg)
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Post by: MissBarbara on November 17, 2017, 02:20:59 PM
She's long been a favorite of mine. I love her petiteness, and her voice makes me swoon...
Admittedly, I haven't seen much of her work. But, given how you guys and girls describe her, I'm sure, if I did, I would immediately agree she would be a little pot of sex.
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Post by: NaughtyNicole on November 21, 2017, 10:23:10 PM
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Post by: _priapism on November 30, 2017, 03:30:30 AM
Joanna Gaines. I really want to bend her Vietnamese ass over an “open concept floor plan,” and stretch her sphincter in ways that Chip has not thought of yet.
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Post by: RT68 on November 30, 2017, 03:20:39 PM
I would love to fuck Gal Gadot while she eats out Amy Adams. I WONDER if they would be SUPER friends.i would love to fuck them both in the ass and have them swap my cum afterward.
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Post by: Hades on November 30, 2017, 04:54:08 PM
Oh yes. She became the wet dream of every straight teenage boy (and possibly a few not-so-straight teenage girls) after that scene, both in-universe and out. Shame she had to follow it up with that crap Thirteen Ghosts remake.
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Post by: Levorotatory on December 07, 2017, 03:41:00 AM
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 08, 2017, 12:53:26 AM
Yes, like many of Doctor Who's Companions, Karen has done a nude scene, as had the actress who played Martha, another favorite of mine I recently became aware of.
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on December 08, 2017, 12:55:05 AM
I wasn't much of a fan of Alex Kingston, but something about her as River Song really gets me...
Do you feel confident enough to be able to handle her, ObiD :roll: :roll:
Oh yes! She was always my favourite Spice Girl, followed by Baby Spice (or even accompanied by) :aol_poundit:
Her married name is Horner! Wife of Formula 1 Red Bull team manager Christian Horner.
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Post by: Killer Moth on January 20, 2018, 04:00:25 AM
I think of Alison Brie as about my celebrity dreamgirl... just a kind of slice of perfection made to personally satisfy my every taste. And yet I've not been anxious to check out her recent nude scenes, or these nude photos of hers that have leaked. I feel like they might threaten the fantasy a bit, which is based on her profile as kind of a figure with a surface of demure modesty, quietly sensual but with a hint of a fire beneath. In my fantasies she would unveil her hidden self just for me -- it might ruin my dream to see her splashed out for the world to see.
[who am I kidding, I checked out those pics and I don't regret it...]
Does anyone have similar feelings about any celebs?
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Post by: MintJulie on January 20, 2018, 05:39:40 AM
I want to sigh whenever I see her. The whole run of Community was a lot of me sighing. If I were religion man, I would point to the existence of Alison Brie as proof that God wants us to be happy.
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Post by: MintJulie on January 20, 2018, 02:13:19 PM
Does anyone have similar feelings about any celebs?
It's the whole reason for this very popular topic, Killer. And also a huge reason that GG's celeb stories are a big hit. We all have celeb 'thoughts'. Me? Well my latest celeb crush is Hugh Jackman. I just know if we ever met we'd fall madly in love, get married, have two children. I boy name Hugh, and a daughter named Kate.
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Post by: Killer Moth on January 20, 2018, 05:04:07 PM
Does anyone have similar feelings about any celebs?
It's the whole reason for this very popular topic, Killer. And also a huge reason that GG's celeb stories are a big hit. We all have celeb 'thoughts'. Me? Well my latest celeb crush is Hugh Jackman. I just know if we ever met we'd fall madly in love, get married, have two children. I boy name Hugh, and a daughter named Kate.
Yes, this is what I was wondering about -- fantasies that are less purely sexual than romantic or domestic. While there are a ton of other female celebrities I've fantasized about meaningless, consequenceless sex with, Alison Brie is on the select list of celebs where that would almost seem wrong. I'd want us to be lovers, for her to be my sweetheart, but also for us to fuck like otters multiple times a day.
So out of curiosity, if you heard that there were leaked nude photos of Hugh Jackman on the Internet tomorrow, would you race to check them out? If so, what would you hope to see in them?
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Post by: Hades on January 20, 2018, 06:26:04 PM
Talking about wolverine and huge crushes... I had this kind of thing for Ellen Page for a couple of years. I could easily see myself baking eggs for her her in the morning after a night of incredibly hot sex. Then burning the eggs because she walked in, and we had incredibly hot sex on the kitchen counter. I definitely searched for nudes of her though. Unfortunately she didn't do that kind of thing. I got over her after a while, but it still broke my heart when I learnt she's lesbian.
Maybe not the "hottest" around, but she has a certain "je ne sais quoi" that I find incredibly alluring.
For the disappointingly uninitiated, Hades, who is this young lady?
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Post by: Hades on January 27, 2018, 08:35:56 AM
Jodelle Ferland. I learnt about her in "Dark Matter (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4159076/)" where she plays "Five". If you're into SciFi, A very recomendable series. A good part of the team behind Stargate are involved in the series.
But despite her young age (born in 1994) she already made quite a career (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0272706/).
There's supposed to be leaked nudes from her, but they don't seem to be readily available.
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Post by: _priapism on January 27, 2018, 02:06:15 PM
Jodelle Ferland. I learnt about her in "Dark Matter (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4159076/)" where she plays "Five". If you're into SciFi, A very recomendable series. A good part of the team behind Stargate are involved in the series.
But despite her young age (born in 1994) she already made quite a career (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0272706/).
There's supposed to be leaked nudes from her, but they don't seem to be readily available.
Lots of *really* bad fake nudes out there. Here’s a nice shot from Comic Con though...
Title: What celebrity would you like to fuck? Part 2
Post by: KitKat on January 31, 2018, 10:33:52 PM
*Not sure why the original topic is currently locked, so I went ahead and made a part 2.
Moderator Note: The original topic was locked accidentally. This newly created topic has now been merged with original.
My current crush...
Nick Hexum (https://78.media.tumblr.com/0dd84c46f84b886578000e7bcde3186d/tumblr_ms44koDzjt1sdtruqo2_400.jpg) (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e7/5b/4b/e75b4be5bf0107358ef89c766119a1b2--happy-birthday-hey-girl.jpg)
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Post by: _priapism on January 31, 2018, 10:38:42 PM
Not sure if any of you are watching Altered Carbon yet, but god damn Dichen Lachman is hot as fuck in it. Its a true shame that she gets killed so often in it.
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Post by: littleamy on February 16, 2018, 07:51:40 PM
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Post by: oscarlong on March 04, 2018, 01:28:12 AM
I just started watching Luther, and damn if Ruth Wilson isnt tantalizing in so many ways. (http://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/20161026_slpf_malibu_mag_ruth_wilson_shot_07_096_flat.jpg?crop=1841px%2C1205px%2C6847px%2C4590px&resize=446%2C299)
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on March 11, 2018, 05:54:59 PM
Holly Willoughby, UK TV presenter
(https://i.imgur.com/42wvrzw.jpg)
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Post by: Hades on March 11, 2018, 07:53:43 PM
Digging into "The last ship" series (again)... These cuties I find particularly hot....
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Post by: Hades on March 13, 2018, 07:58:45 PM
Bloody Hell! :emot_weird: She's smokin' hot! And you just have to admire a woman who knows she's going to be photographed, and still wears a sheer dress and no underwear. Have yourself a woo Obi.
Note to self... download latest series of Dr. Who. :emot_thdrool:
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Post by: KitKat on March 13, 2018, 08:03:28 PM
Love the dress. Very sexy.
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Post by: Hades on March 13, 2018, 08:13:46 PM
Bloody Hell! :emot_weird: She's smokin' hot! And you just have to admire a woman who knows she's going to be photographed, and still wears a sheer dress and no underwear. Have yourself a woo Obi.
Note to self... download latest series of Dr. Who. :emot_thdrool:
Why thank you Hades. Sadly she has left Dr Who, you need series 7-9. However she is currently starring in the series Victoria; but as it's about the UK queen don't expect any revealing costumes.
Also, I owe her an apology for mis-spelling her name, its JENNA Coleman. Hope to be able to apologise in person if i see her in that dress again ;D
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Post by: NicoBlakk on March 29, 2018, 12:31:56 PM
Although I am not a big blond fan, I really dig Amy Smart... something about her just juices my puss puss up like only Dee Dee or a few others really can!
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Post by: oscarlong on March 30, 2018, 12:36:26 AM
(http://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/landscape-movies-guardians-of-the-galaxy-nebula-karen-gillan.jpg?w=293&h=200&crop=1) I did the whole, I wonder what she looks like in real life cause that weirdo alien is pretty sexy... Yep, sure enough! (https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/140/photos/670000/Karen-Gillan-BAFTA-2018-1241670.jpg)
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Post by: littleamy on March 30, 2018, 08:28:38 PM
I tend to think of the youthful Jennifer Connelly of films like The Hot Spot as possessing a "Don't look too long, it may hurt your eyes" level of carnal beauty. Yes, even with her clothes on. She stayed very lovely and will be till her dying day, no doubt, but her weight loss in the later 90s was a crime against beauty.
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Post by: psiberzerker on April 25, 2018, 08:29:05 PM
So many. Jeese, where to start? Uhm, one someone probably hasn't already said. (Too many pages to read through)
Anthony Bourdain. No reservations. The whole thing though, at least dinner, and some drinks to go with it.
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Post by: littleamy on April 25, 2018, 08:48:49 PM
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Post by: psiberzerker on April 26, 2018, 02:18:47 PM
Yeah, if that's a chop (The top one) it's the best one I've ever seen. Most of these are obvious crops, just from the pornstar pose, and the unnatural size angle of the head. The line of the chin with the cartoon line taken out, but still the transition of shadow as if the head was in a different room, with different lighting when it was taken. I know it probably is, but still. I have to give them credit for making it impossible to see. (Like the second one, where she looks more like Ally Sheedy.)
Is it too much to ask getting a piece of Bruno Kramm's sweet ass, while whipped by Stefen Ackerman?
My man crush on AB is well known. Neither of us are gay, but I would definitely consider it with him. With fava beans, and a fine Chianti. No warthog anus please.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on April 28, 2018, 05:09:33 PM
Yeah, if that's a chop (The top one) it's the best one I've ever seen. Most of these are obvious crops, just from the pornstar pose, and the unnatural size angle of the head. The line of the chin with the cartoon line taken out, but still the transition of shadow as if the head was in a different room, with different lighting when it was taken. I know it probably is, but still. I have to give them credit for making it impossible to see. (Like the second one, where she looks more like Ally Sheedy.)
On the other hand this is genuine (https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/karen-gillan-naked-selfie-doctor-3893094)
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Post by: psiberzerker on April 28, 2018, 06:17:30 PM
Well, that explains why one looked like digital surgery, and the other one, I couldn't see the shadow line. I just assumed someone was really good at blending photo-realistic shadows.
"Fake!" ~Psiberzerker.
I've been wrong before, probably won't be the last time. Good for her.
I <3 her nipples. Back on Topic: Jamie Hyneman.
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Post by: MintJulie on April 30, 2018, 02:47:20 PM
Amanda Bearse.
She was Marcy, the next door neighbor on Married With Children.
Back in the 80's Nowadays (https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/frightnight/images/e/e5/AmandaBearse.jpg) (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Q8ZKEYga6kM/T1PW5WYtIqI/AAAAAAAAYt0/SQTsNXILPAQ/s1600/Amand%2BBearse%2Bprofile.jpg)
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Post by: psiberzerker on April 30, 2018, 10:45:52 PM
Yeah, me too. From way back. Okay, make that Darcy, the character...
Well, I just watched the WHCD, so put me down for Michelle Wolf. No wait, Huckabee-Sanders, for having the most thankless job on the planet. (Not to mention that, unfortunate name. In the press-coverage industry.)
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Post by: Killer Moth on April 30, 2018, 11:37:19 PM
Yeah, me too. From way back. Okay, make that Darcy, the character...
Well, I just watched the WHCD, so put me down for Michelle Wolf. No wait, Huckabee-Sanders, for having the most thankless job on the planet. (Not to mention that, unfortunate name. In the press-coverage industry.)
Or Wolf rage-fucking a submissive Huckabee-Sanders? I'll pause while you picture that.
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Post by: psiberzerker on April 30, 2018, 11:49:23 PM
Or Wolf rage-fucking a submissive Huckabee-Sanders? I'll pause while you picture that.
Waay too late for that, by about 24 hours. Did you see what she said about her? it was vicious! The reactions were even better!
It would be a pity fuck. I feel so sorry for her. Who here wants to be the woman officially responsible for apologizing for the last fucked up thing the President tweeted?
She really needs some love.
:'(
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Post by: holaladies6969 on May 01, 2018, 12:54:17 AM
This is a great thread!
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 01, 2018, 01:41:38 AM
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Post by: MintJulie on May 01, 2018, 06:39:59 PM
You go Marcy. Woo.
This was a favorite show of my fathers. I just happened to be in the room at certain times when he was watching it. My mom called it a trailer trash show. I laughed during the program whenever daddy did, just to irritate her.
This was a favorite show of my fathers. I just happened to be in the room at certain times when he was watching it. My mom called it a trailer trash show. I laughed during the program whenever daddy did, just to irritate her.
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 03, 2018, 01:13:35 AM
Neil DeGrasse Tyson, but only after a long evening talking about Physics to get in the mood.
So, probably a morning fuck. So, up until then, we can go all night...
Oh yeah, and he has to wear the vest.
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Post by: _priapism on May 06, 2018, 05:28:20 PM
Alexandra Daddario
(https://i.imgur.com/IT6RT8S.jpg)
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 06, 2018, 08:06:30 PM
Right now? Maggy Talev. What? it was the fantasy I woke up with this morning. Just watched the whole vid last night, and I guess somehow I wound up under that table somehow. Had to imagin how long that dress was, and what kind of underwear she had on...
I know, I'm weird.
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Post by: littleamy on May 08, 2018, 07:10:05 PM
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 08, 2018, 07:24:22 PM
Jared Leto. From way back. Not really into the way he took The Joker, but since that was basically just a vehicle for introducing Harley, it's no big deal. His eyes are dreamy. Even without any sex, I just want to go out on a date, and stare into his eyes all night, but if he wants to take me home? Yeah, whatever he wants to do to me.
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Post by: Killer Moth on May 10, 2018, 06:30:24 PM
Shailene Woodley's nipple is as pink as pink is pink (http://thefappening.so/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Shailene-Woodley-Nude.gif)
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 10, 2018, 08:16:35 PM
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Post by: suemcgregor27 on May 29, 2018, 10:09:02 AM
Emilia Clarke She is a natural beauty. Just watched Han Solo, not surprised with her performance though I believe she is much better in Game of Thrones, I wouldn't hesitate to invite her for a date or for a dinner in my place
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Post by: Hoss on May 29, 2018, 01:28:13 PM
Can I join the queue :roll: :roll:
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Post by: IdleBoast on May 29, 2018, 01:49:16 PM
Wow, Emma Watson had an image change!
(https://i.imgur.com/nx36qhx.jpg)
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 31, 2018, 09:13:14 PM
Sir Ian McKellan, and Hugh Jackman. Or, just Hugh with Ian watching.
Honestly, I keep hearing stories bordering on #MeToo territory about those 2.
Well, her narrow hips make her look "masculine" only when you define "feminine" as having amble hips and generous breasts.
I wasn't defining anything, I thought the combination of shoulder>hips (which Anthropologists also use to identify skeletons) as attractively masculine. For someone playing Lara Croft. If you want to use that to paint me as sexist, go right ahead, but I wasn't "Defining" anything, I was saying what I like in the photos.
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Post by: MissBarbara on June 05, 2018, 01:10:50 AM
Well, her narrow hips make her look "masculine" only when you define "feminine" as having amble hips and generous breasts.
I wasn't defining anything, I thought the combination of shoulder>hips (which Anthropologists also use to identify skeletons) as attractively masculine. For someone playing Lara Croft. If you want to use that to paint me as sexist, go right ahead, but I wasn't "Defining" anything, I was saying what I like in the photos.
Apologies -- that came off rather snippy, and I should have respected your opinion and left it at that.
Again, apologies.
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Post by: littleamy on June 05, 2018, 08:23:05 PM
Just out of curiosity Julie, what makes you think it isn't real?
I can't speak from a Photoshop/digital manipulation point of view, but don't you think that if there were a real topless of Emma Watson, every corner of the Interweb would be screaming about it?
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on June 06, 2018, 04:46:24 PM
Just out of curiosity Julie, what makes you think it isn't real?
I can't speak from a Photoshop/digital manipulation point of view, but don't you think that if there were a real topless of Emma Watson, every corner of the Interweb would be screaming about it?
You do have a point Miss B., however, and I'm speculating here naturally, but it could have been leaked by a friend maybe and I just happen to have stumbled across it. Long shot I realise, but hey, you never know.
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Post by: psiberzerker on June 06, 2018, 04:52:46 PM
Okay, but it's less about the way she looks, than her stand-up, and what she has to say about sex. She's got a dirty mind, and she's funny. So, I have to think she's probably a lot of fun to fool around with.
To each their own. Emma Watson is a little too young for me, personally. Also, I have no idea what she's like in bed, because she doesn't talk about it as much.
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Post by: littleamy on June 06, 2018, 04:58:01 PM
I have no idea what she's like in bed, because she doesn't talk about it as much.
But isn't that the whole point of fantasies?
I mean, you don't have to know what she or he is actually like in bed, because in your fantasies, she or he (or they) are exactly like you want to them to be in bed.
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Post by: psiberzerker on June 06, 2018, 06:23:29 PM
I mean, you don't have to know what she or he is actually like in bed, because in your fantasies, she or he (or they) are exactly like you want to them to be in bed.
Sounds like it may be the point of your fantasies. All I know is when I hear Whitney Cummings talk dirty, it turns me on. When I hear Hermione talk about the struggles facing millenial feminists, it makes me want to support her cause.
Not fuck her, personally. But I'm weird, so it's quite possible that other people have different fantasies.
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Post by: littleamy on June 06, 2018, 06:28:18 PM
Just a thought, I would venture to say most of the photo post have been photoshopped
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Post by: Cats_Whiskers on June 06, 2018, 06:39:37 PM
Just out of curiosity Julie, what makes you think it isn't real?
I can't speak from a Photoshop/digital manipulation point of view, but don't you think that if there were a real topless of Emma Watson, every corner of the Interweb would be screaming about it?
You do have a point Miss B., however, and I'm speculating here naturally, but it could have been leaked by a friend maybe and I just happen to have stumbled across it. Long shot I realise, but hey, you never know.
I've spent a while now examining this photo again for the tell-tale signs of photoshop and I still can't find any. When I first acquired this picture, I combed it throroughly for the obvious marks that are left after someone has editted the picture and I couldn't find any -- so either the person that did the job on this one is a genious OR the photo is genuine.
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Post by: MissBarbara on June 06, 2018, 06:55:07 PM
I mean, you don't have to know what she or he is actually like in bed, because in your fantasies, she or he (or they) are exactly like you want to them to be in bed.
Sounds like it may be the point of your fantasies. All I know is when I hear Whitney Cummings talk dirty, it turns me on. When I hear Hermione talk about the struggles facing millenial feminists, it makes me want to support her cause.
Not fuck her, personally. But I'm weird, so it's quite possible that other people have different fantasies.
Good points. And you're right: different people have different fantasies, and different people fantasize differently.
And it's not that I want to "fuck" Emma Watson (or Keira Knightley or Kate Winslet or anyone else I may have posted about in this thread). And that's even assuming that two women can "fuck."
I'd love to have dinner with Emma Watson (or Hermione Granger) and discuss about the struggles facing millennial feminists. But if she invited me to come back to her place afterward, I might have a hard time saying no.
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Post by: psiberzerker on June 06, 2018, 07:19:54 PM
I'd love to have dinner with Emma Watson (or Hermione Granger) and discuss about the struggles facing millennial feminists. But if she invited me to come back to her place afterward, I might have a hard time saying no.
Yeah, I'd love to talk to her. Ask her about hollywood, and her feelings about being a sex object for Harry Potter fans. (Honestly, that gives me the heebie jeebies, ever since I saw her 11yo head pasted on Anne Howe's 31yo body. You can tell, because she has dark freckles on her body.)
I just don't expect her to want to take my grungy 45 year old ass home. I don't even think about it, but I love what she has to say, and she leads such a fascinating life.
Eufrat.
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Post by: psiberzerker on June 06, 2018, 07:22:19 PM
Just out of curiosity Julie, what makes you think it isn't real?
I can't speak from a Photoshop/digital manipulation point of view, but don't you think that if there were a real topless of Emma Watson, every corner of the Interweb would be screaming about it?
You do have a point Miss B., however, and I'm speculating here naturally, but it could have been leaked by a friend maybe and I just happen to have stumbled across it. Long shot I realise, but hey, you never know.
I've spent a while now examining this photo again for the tell-tale signs of photoshop and I still can't find any. When I first acquired this picture, I combed it throroughly for the obvious marks that are left after someone has editted the picture and I couldn't find any -- so either the person that did the job on this one is a genious OR the photo is genuine.
I certainly don't want to argue about whether it is or isn't. And I'll agree with what Amy said above, that there are a lot here that are photoshopped. I've seen numerous posts of nude individuals and could tell instantly it is a fake. That is how I felt with this one also.
It was when it was said, "(that) picture might be a fake, but this one isn't!" Then I spoke up.
The photo being discussed has a large freckle above her right breast. You don't see that in other photos of Miss EW. One in particular is from the leak of photos from her phone where you can see her upper chest quite well......... https://www.world-lolo.com/images/uploads/image.num1526724384.of.world-lolo.com.jpg
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Post by: _priapism on June 06, 2018, 08:09:32 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/1hceie.jpg)
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Post by: MintJulie on June 06, 2018, 08:11:44 PM
Just out of curiosity Julie, what makes you think it isn't real?
I can't speak from a Photoshop/digital manipulation point of view, but don't you think that if there were a real topless of Emma Watson, every corner of the Interweb would be screaming about it?
You do have a point Miss B., however, and I'm speculating here naturally, but it could have been leaked by a friend maybe and I just happen to have stumbled across it. Long shot I realise, but hey, you never know.
I've spent a while now examining this photo again for the tell-tale signs of photoshop and I still can't find any. When I first acquired this picture, I combed it throroughly for the obvious marks that are left after someone has editted the picture and I couldn't find any -- so either the person that did the job on this one is a genious OR the photo is genuine.
I certainly don't want to argue about whether it is or isn't. And I'll agree with what Amy said above, that there are a lot here that are photoshopped. I've seen numerous posts of nude individuals and could tell instantly it is a fake. That is how I felt with this one also.
It was when it was said, "(that) picture might be a fake, but this one isn't!" Then I spoke up.
The photo being discussed has a large freckle above her right breast. You don't see that in other photos of Miss EW. One in particular is from the leak of photos from her phone where you can see her upper chest quite well......... https://www.world-lolo.com/images/uploads/image.num1526724384.of.world-lolo.com.jpg
Julie, it isn't my intention to start an arguement of any description so have no fear on that score. I was merely trying to find out, from your point of view as to what made you think it was a fake. As I wasn't aware of said freckle you may have just disproven my idea that is a genuine photo of EW so thank you for that.
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Post by: bachman on June 06, 2018, 10:18:29 PM
Fake or not I love them
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Post by: _priapism on June 06, 2018, 10:21:11 PM
Julie, it isn't my intention to start an arguement of any description so have no fear on that score. I was merely trying to find out, from your point of view as to what made you think it was a fake. As I wasn't aware of said freckle you may have just disproven my idea that is a genuine photo of EW so thank you for that.
And it wasn't my intention to use the word 'argument'. I'm so sorry for that.
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Post by: littleamy on June 07, 2018, 01:46:06 AM
Love how your all playing nice. ;D
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Post by: vinney on June 07, 2018, 08:14:04 AM
Due to her role in Dune, which I had read to me as a bedtime story, I have this major Mommy Domme thing for her ever since childhood. So, at least subconsciously a lot of the dommy mommies in my stories look and sound a lot like her. In fact, you can throw in Siân Phillips:
I guess that's the point of bands like the Go Gos, and the Bangles, or at least part of their appeal. You're going to like at least one of them, just like with Boy-Bands.
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Post by: MissBarbara on September 04, 2018, 11:14:32 PM
I guess that's the point of bands like the Go Gos, and the Bangles, or at least part of their appeal. You're going to like at least one of them, just like with Boy-Bands.
Plus, the fact that she starred in one of the greatest movies ever made earns her many extra bonus points.
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Post by: _priapism on September 08, 2018, 06:09:09 PM
GG keeps posting about Christina Ricci, so I had to Google some nudes.
(https://i.imgur.com/w6BHSXh.jpg)
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on September 10, 2018, 04:23:26 PM
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Post by: psiberzerker on September 10, 2018, 10:02:49 PM
IDK about fuck. Go shooting with, hang out, talk to, and maybe see where it goes from there, but if she's down?
Kirsten Joy Weiss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2p1w0Uq-9A)
Yeah, she seems like a really cool persona all around. there isn't a whole lot I could think of that i wouldn't want to do with her. Almost want to play War Dragons, and I don't even have a phone to load it on.
Oh, and I love her teeth.
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Post by: IdleBoast on September 11, 2018, 06:25:02 PM
[img width=630]http://manhuntdaily.com/files/Christopher-Meloni-naked-on-Oz-in-full-frontal-nude-scenes-and-gay-sex-scenes-10.jpg[/img] Oh, and it's considered Exceedingly Poor Form to hotlink images from pay sites... I've gone so far in the past as adding a line to our site security so that clueless leechers get a goatse. If you go to Imgur, it'll allow you to copy-paste the image URL and give you an image that you can link without problems. Make sure to check the 'adult content' box.
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Post by: psiberzerker on October 06, 2018, 09:42:15 PM
Oh, and it's considered Exceedingly Poor Form to hotlink images from pay sites... I've gone so far in the past as adding a line to our site security so that clueless leechers get a goatse. If you go to Imgur, it'll allow you to copy-paste the image URL and give you an image that you can link without problems. Make sure to check the 'adult content' box.
Sorry. I just did an Image search, and didn't pay attention to the pathing. Also poor form to deny paysites their hits, so I'll try to do better in the future.
Oh, and Goatse away. Honestly, not much of a deterrent for me, but it may disgust some of the other members here. Also edited, and thank you for the info.
So anyway, Cristopher Meloni. Mmmmh, yummy!
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Post by: MintJulie on October 07, 2018, 03:31:15 AM
I'm crushing on Stephanie Szostak after watching two episodes of "A Million Little Things"
FYI, when you're posting big images, adding width=630 to the IMG tag makes it fit without scroll bars, like this:
I don't wish to derail the thread but does this depend on the theme the viewer is using? I wanted to use the Alienation theme but spotted that it showed images greater than 630 wide without scroll bars, and that even preview in Metallic Abyss shows up to 750 wide without scrolling sideways.
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Post by: psiberzerker on October 28, 2018, 11:25:56 PM
Sir Ian McKellen. Well, the full date/girlfriend experience, but at the end of the night. If he's down, I'm down. Really just want to be wined, and dined by a fabulous old knight of the realm. I bet he's got some fantastic stories to tell, too.
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Post by: _priapism on November 04, 2018, 04:50:04 PM
Ireland Basinger Baldwin.
Mommy and daddy are both very naughty. She can’t help but be naughty too.
(https://i.imgur.com/q2qbzHF.jpg)
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on November 06, 2018, 09:58:47 PM
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Post by: IrishGirl on November 14, 2018, 05:22:12 PM
If I had a time machine...Robert Redford (not that he isn't still cute) but All The President's Men is one of my favorite movies and he was gorgeous in it.
But Chris Pine is worth the effort too.
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 14, 2018, 06:18:45 PM
Well he's cute no matter what, but I like the long 70s hair on him:
Is 3 days of Watching the name of the movie? If not what's that from? You're right, he looks hella cute, especially with the glasses, and the long blond hair.
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Post by: IrishGirl on November 14, 2018, 06:33:58 PM
He single-handedly cultivated my love for old 70s movies. (https://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/main_wide/public/redford-alien.jpg?itok=vB33xdPb)
mod edit: resize pic to fit within frame
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 14, 2018, 06:35:52 PM
OMG, that beard!
<3
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Post by: _priapism on November 14, 2018, 11:38:24 PM
I was watching a car show called “Rust to Riches.” And got a TV crush on Constance Nunes. :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
Well he's cute no matter what, but I like the long 70s hair on him:
Is 3 days of Watching the name of the movie? If not what's that from? You're right, he looks hella cute, especially with the glasses, and the long blond hair.
Kinda looks like 3 days of the Condor
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Post by: Dogster on November 17, 2018, 06:55:43 PM
Maudie Williams is a babe
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 17, 2018, 08:13:31 PM
Never heard of her, but I'm crazy about Maisie Williams myself. Saw her for the first time on Doctor Who. Then I saw the paparazzi video of her caught masturbating ;-)
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Post by: wayne3218 on November 17, 2018, 11:12:48 PM
Never heard of her, but I'm crazy about Maisie Williams myself. Saw her first the first time on Doctor Who. Then I saw the paparazzi video of her caught masturbating ;-)
(https://i.imgur.com/vOjke9q.jpg)
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Post by: bob r on November 18, 2018, 12:37:39 PM
Anyone aee Maren Morris on the country music awards last week?? My god!!!! Hot fucking little bitch!!!
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Post by: Dogster on November 18, 2018, 06:57:04 PM
Oops typo that’s what I meant. That pic must be fake!
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Post by: Supersoftball on November 18, 2018, 09:42:27 PM
I've answered this several times, but I like the thought of having sex with my favorite celebrities.
1. Kim Kardashian 2. Kylie and Kendall Jenner 3. Mia Khalifa (wonderful feet) 4. Emily Ratajkowski (wonderful feet) 5. Ariel Winters (spectacular feet) 6. Katy Perry (spectacular feet) 7. Halle Berry 8. Emily Tosta 9. Amandla Stenberg 10. Christian Serratos
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 20, 2018, 06:52:42 AM
Never heard of her, but I'm crazy about Maisie Williams myself. Saw her first the first time on Doctor Who. Then I saw the paparazzi video of her caught masturbating ;-)
(https://i.imgur.com/vOjke9q.jpg)
Oh Em Gee!
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Post by: RopeFiend on December 10, 2018, 11:55:57 PM
Jeez, with a wind-up like that, you could have at least posted a link!
Never heard of her, but I'm crazy about Maisie Williams myself. Saw her first the first time on Doctor Who. Then I saw the paparazzi video of her caught masturbating ;-)
(https://i.imgur.com/vOjke9q.jpg)
Oh Em Gee!
It appears to be one of those new deepfake things.
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Post by: MintJulie on December 11, 2018, 04:11:00 PM
It appears to be one of those new deepfake things.
That's what I was thinking, Lew
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Post by: Jed_ on December 11, 2018, 04:28:14 PM
Maybe, didn’t stop me from watching it a few times last night and again this morning. Although I’m also not sure what ‘deepfake’ means?
I saw a couple others, one of her giving a blow job that you could see the pixels blur in places.
I’m not particularly fascinated by celebrities (usually) and don’t care much for people doctoring pics and vids to make it look like one. That said, I like small girls like Maisie Williams, and have a little bit of a fetish about celebrity girls I’ve watched grow up. She would have been a young teen when GoT started. Included in those I watched grow up to gorgeous young women would be:
Alyssa Milano Danica McKellar
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Post by: IdleBoast on December 11, 2018, 08:06:56 PM
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Post by: mnfredmd on January 23, 2019, 07:13:16 PM
um, I'm sorry but, who is she? Really lovely, though.
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Post by: xesman on January 23, 2019, 09:04:44 PM
Photos say her name is Constance Nunes. IMDB says she is a model in the TV program "Car Masters- Rust to Riches". Never heard of her or the program but she looks pretty hot!
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Post by: psiberzerker on January 23, 2019, 09:06:41 PM
Photos say her name is Constance Nunes. IMDB says she is a model in the TV program "Car Masters- Rust to Riches". Never heard of her or the program but she looks pretty hot!
Thanks! So, I guess I'll just get in line after you guys, then?
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on January 26, 2019, 05:33:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/k1bWjBI.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/R0L1X02.jpg)
Penny Lancaster (Rod Stewart's wife)
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Post by: _priapism on January 26, 2019, 08:08:46 PM
In reference to his two divorces [Kelly Emberg and Rachel Hunter], Stewart was once quoted as saying, "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Then he married Lancaster.
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Post by: MissBarbara on January 26, 2019, 08:11:53 PM
In reference to his two divorces [Kelly Emberg and Rachel Hunter], Stewart was once quoted as saying, "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Then he married Lancaster.
Is it just me, or in that first picture, doesn't she look like she's either stoned or a robot?
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Post by: psiberzerker on January 26, 2019, 08:23:58 PM
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Post by: Jed_ on February 26, 2019, 06:26:08 PM
Claudia Cardinale
After winning a beauty contest at age 19 in her native Tunisia in 1957, this ethnic Sicilian was awarded a trip to Italy where an older man became her mentor getting her into films, and he later for a short time was her husband. I saw ‘Once Upon a Time in the West’, 1968 this past weekend, and I’ve been imagining myself as her ‘mentor’ committing endless Cardinale sins.
(https://i.imgur.com/fWwnYPV.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/zEC9zVl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/VpUQkp4.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/BJHT9ds.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/LqStrNI.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/M0O5ozZ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/jU0tpmU.jpg)
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Post by: Jed_ on February 26, 2019, 10:13:12 PM
I also watched Desperado (1995) this weekend.
(https://i.imgur.com/SYG1NhV.gif)
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Post by: psiberzerker on February 26, 2019, 10:21:37 PM
Daria Pogodina. I may be the only member of her celebrity fan club, but I doubt it.
I can see why you're into her, Toe/Merov . . .
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Post by: BurningSkeleton on March 26, 2019, 09:57:21 PM
Kate Winslet. Even my girlfriend of the late 90s knew that I was half gone for Kate. Sometimes I wonder what it would have been like if Gwyneth Paltrow had been cast in Titanic. It would be very different, since though Gwyneth was lovely, it was a slightly ethereal way, while Kate is earthy and embodied. Somehow it was just easier and more fun to think about sex with her... I imagine a really raunchy, full-throttle experience. (https://i.imgur.com/d8PbHJp.jpg)
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Post by: _priapism on March 27, 2019, 12:39:28 AM
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Post by: BurningSkeleton on May 03, 2019, 10:03:51 PM
I find myself deeply drawn to Krysten Ritter. It doesn't hurt that she seems to be my wife's "girlcrush" as well. (https://i.imgur.com/zgHNRYe.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/LQbwh.jpg)
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Post by: Army of One on May 06, 2019, 12:24:08 AM
I find myself deeply drawn to Krysten Ritter. It doesn't hurt that she seems to be my wife's "girlcrush" as well. (https://i.imgur.com/zgHNRYe.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/LQbwh.jpg)
Do I sense a celebrity three-way is being imagined here?
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Post by: MintJulie on May 06, 2019, 03:39:00 PM
She is on Mark's list. hahaha While he doesn't watch the show OUTLANDER, when I do, he is in the room. Any glimpse of her disrobing and he pays attention. ;) She's beautiful.
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Post by: BurningSkeleton on May 07, 2019, 03:54:30 PM
I find myself deeply drawn to Krysten Ritter. It doesn't hurt that she seems to be my wife's "girlcrush" as well. (https://i.imgur.com/zgHNRYe.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/LQbwh.jpg)
Do I sense a celebrity three-way is being imagined here?
Good guess.
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 07, 2019, 04:15:34 PM
That reminds me, Kat Dennings. She's hilarious, and has an awkward delivery all her own.
At least for me, I love it when the selfies are released by the Celeb, so I don't have any worry about them being leaked, or from Paparazzi invading her privacy. So yeah, add body positivity to the list of things I like about her.
Of course, if I had a body like that, I probably wouldn't be shy about it either.
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Post by: BurningSkeleton on May 08, 2019, 02:44:12 AM
Ys, there's something intimate about such images.
I'd be lying if I said that I never looked at leaked pictures (including Krysten Ritter, come to think of it), but it's something I am a bit ashamed of.
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 08, 2019, 02:51:27 AM
She was Marcy, the next door neighbor on Married With Children.
Back in the 80's Nowadays (https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/frightnight/images/e/e5/AmandaBearse.jpg) (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Q8ZKEYga6kM/T1PW5WYtIqI/AAAAAAAAYt0/SQTsNXILPAQ/s1600/Amand%2BBearse%2Bprofile.jpg)
And she was Amy Peterson in the original Fright Night. We might be seeing Charlie and Amy again in Fright Night 3 IF Tom Holland can get the rights back to the franchise.
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Post by: MintJulie on May 16, 2019, 09:54:13 PM
At first glance I thought, "Oooh, that's Amanda, she so f'n cute." Then I saw it was my post. I had forgotten about that post.
Don't think I'll be watching Fright Night. Scary movies are not for me.
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 16, 2019, 09:57:09 PM
"Married, With Children" reruns, then?
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on May 17, 2019, 12:03:21 AM
She was Marcy, the next door neighbor on Married With Children.
Back in the 80's Nowadays (https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/frightnight/images/e/e5/AmandaBearse.jpg) (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Q8ZKEYga6kM/T1PW5WYtIqI/AAAAAAAAYt0/SQTsNXILPAQ/s1600/Amand%2BBearse%2Bprofile.jpg)
And she was Amy Peterson in the original Fright Night. We might be seeing Charlie and Amy again in Fright Night 3 IF Tom Holland can get the rights back to the franchise.
You know she and Ed O'Neill hated each other.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on May 21, 2019, 12:55:40 PM
Raquel Welch
(https://i.imgur.com/QMZZJgD.jpg)
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Post by: MissBarbara on May 21, 2019, 04:12:02 PM
I watched the movie "The Danish Girl" over the weekend. It's a fascinating, moving, and very well acted movie about the first person to undergo gender reassignment surgery. But that brief description doesn't do it justice, since it's chiefly about the emotional struggles of the subject, and her wife.
Eddie Redmayne is excellent, as always, as the title character, but I was especially captivated by the actress who played her wife, Alicia Vikander. She does an amazing job with her role, and she's stunningly beautiful.
(https://i.imgur.com/c2pHwQT.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/3Yituk6.jpg)
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 21, 2019, 05:00:19 PM
Have you seen "Jupiter Ascending"? Not to contradict you, but an Actor can only be as excellent as the material he's given to work with. Sean Bean is generally a good actor too.
Have you seen "Jupiter Ascending"? Not to contradict you, but an Actor can only be as excellent as the material he's given to work with. Sean Bean is generally a good actor too.
I haven't seen that movie (nor have I heard of it), but that's a fair point. I've only seen Eddie Redmayne in "Danish Girl," "The Theory of Everything," and that Harry Potter spin-off movie, which I watched with my nephews. So you're right, I have only a small sample size.
And yes, even I can appreciate Sean Bean's rugged handsomeness...
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 21, 2019, 07:07:01 PM
I haven't seen that movie (nor have I heard of it)
I can only recommend seeing "Jupiter Ascending" if you appreciate bad Science Fiction (We're talking Plan 9 levels of worldbuilding weirdness here) and want to see how far the Wachowski... Siblings have left humanity since they finished the Matrix Trilogy. (Spoiler, they kept going downhill from there.)
Or, if you want to see Mila Kunis (Is that 1 L, or 2? Ukranian Millas, I forget.) Play a princess that likes long walks on the beach, cleaning toilets, talking to bees, and light skating with a dog/human hybrid from outer space, with Angel wings.
So yeah, only to be appreciated in the same vein as other auteur Science Fiction like the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The best way I can describe it is The 5th Element (The other Ukranian Mila) if Luc Besson took himself as seriously as Tim Burton.
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Post by: MissBarbara on May 21, 2019, 07:40:16 PM
I haven't seen that movie (nor have I heard of it)
Or, if you want to see Mila Kunis...play a princess that likes long walks on the beach, cleaning toilets, talking to bees, and light skating with a dog/human hybrid from outer space, with Angel wings...
Personally -- and perfectly in keeping with the title of this thread -- I would pay to watch Mila Kunis do just about ANYTHING.
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 21, 2019, 09:46:18 PM
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Post by: Supersoftball on May 26, 2019, 09:49:19 PM
Kim, Kylie, and Kendall 2) Yara Shahidi 3) Amandla Stenberg 4) Halle Berry 5) Natalie Portman 6) Anna Hendricks based on her tits alone 7) Emily Ratajkowski
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 28, 2019, 07:50:33 PM
I've got this dirty shameful thing for Lindsey Ellis. I know, you probably never heard of her, because she's a You-tuber, literature, and movie themed video essayist, but still. Minor celebrity? She's adorkable, with a great (facetious) sense of humor, and I can listen to her talk for hours about how Marxist Theory applies to the Transformers franchise (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJGOq3JclTH8J73o2Z4VMaSYZDNG3xeZ7).
I also really want to read her entire Megatron/Starscream slashfic.
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Post by: BurningSkeleton on May 28, 2019, 08:50:16 PM
I know Ellis's work and definitely find her a bit cute. Minor desire to pinch those plump cheeks.
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Post by: psiberzerker on May 28, 2019, 09:27:18 PM
Okay, I want to date her, take her out to The Cheesecake Factory, and talk about the ethics of mass marketing vs Cultural Appropriation over a couplefew slices of Tiramisu, but yeah. After that, if she's willing (And I carried the conversation on well enough to earn it.) Sure, I'd like to fuck her, too.
I'm not one of those "Reply guys," and i fucking hate them, but if I had to pick one woman vlogging on and on about Feminist Theory that i'm severely tempted to tell how nice her eyeliner looks like in this vid?
Yeah, Lindsey Ellis.
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Post by: _priapism on May 28, 2019, 10:33:23 PM
No, she's got one of those faces that gives me the heebie jeebies. I can't even look at her, but she does know how to cook. So, maybe if I avoid eye contact?
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Post by: Jed_ on July 23, 2019, 09:34:23 PM
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Post by: _priapism on July 23, 2019, 10:02:04 PM
:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
Psi, I made a fugly thread, ask for an empty doggie bag. (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/files/Smiling_Emoji_Icon_-_Blushed_70x70.png?13752525173949329807)
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Post by: psiberzerker on July 23, 2019, 10:15:36 PM
I had to turn the airconditioner down about 10 degrees cooler in my office.
Woo for sharing
Entertainingly sleazy movie. Used to air on TV a lot.
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Post by: BurningSkeleton on July 30, 2019, 05:54:30 PM
I don't know what I like most from Melissa Benoist -- the breasts or the bangs. (https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/melissa_benoist_homeland_video.jpg)
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Post by: IdleBoast on July 30, 2019, 09:41:37 PM
I don't know what I like most from Melissa Benoist -- the breasts or the bangs. (https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/melissa_benoist_homeland_video.jpg)
Name seems familiar...
...googles...
Gosh!
(https://i.imgur.com/deHRyJa.jpg)
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Post by: simpleman49 on August 09, 2019, 05:41:33 PM
http://www.imagebam.com/image/a6da221296750454 I would love to fuck Jen Carfagno, would start by burying my face in that ass http://www.imagebam.com/image/8d403f1323155308
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Post by: psiberzerker on August 10, 2019, 12:10:31 AM
Katherine Ryan.
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Post by: pchanning on August 28, 2019, 12:16:21 PM
Emma Watson :)
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Post by: Army of One on August 28, 2019, 02:25:47 PM
Okay, admittedly, Katharine Isabelle has popped up on my radar. Maybe it's because she looks like an ex.
Miley Cyrus. But only prior to the Hannah Montana years.
How do I post pictures.
If she's underage, you don't.
There's an add Image button, between the Flash, and Link Url buttons, right below the Italics button in the controls. If you post pictures of underage (18) girls, even non-nudes, they will be deleted, and you can be banned for it.
So, don't do it.
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Post by: Jed_ on August 28, 2019, 04:53:11 PM
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Post by: Son4Fun on August 30, 2019, 02:29:16 PM
Thanks . Glad I didn't post. Anybody want to get private and get off?
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on September 02, 2019, 12:25:57 PM
Elsie Hewitt
I saw her photo posted on Tumblr, and my first thought was Is she related to Jennifer Love? Google wouldn't say, but I found out she was nude in Playboy, yum . . .
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Post by: xesman on September 02, 2019, 10:04:11 PM
Hadn't heard of her. Checked her out. Great Body, okay face. She's doable
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Post by: BurningSkeleton on September 30, 2019, 04:30:49 PM
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Post by: BurningSkeleton on October 14, 2019, 04:49:37 PM
Mia Wasikowska is lovely but I feel like I'd mostly admire her, as one might admire a marble statue. (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a0/ea/7f/a0ea7f8ac45a0fa9a82a86421bd09fe1.jpg)
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Post by: zjpdarkblaze12 on November 02, 2019, 09:30:12 AM
And this one in House of Sand and Fog: https://videocelebs.net/jennifer-connelly-nude-house-of-sand-and-fog-2003.html
ugh didnt like that sand and fog clip ending
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Post by: BurningSkeleton on November 03, 2019, 05:37:23 PM
Another dark one, though she looks beautifully distraught in that film. I confess that I feel she lost something when she thinned out a bit -- still beautiful but not as lush and ripe.
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Post by: Littlebit on November 03, 2019, 06:14:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/MChl6ja.jpg)
Stephanie Szostak
A Million Little Things
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Post by: MintJulie on November 04, 2019, 01:25:24 AM
Love her. Love that show.
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Post by: BurningSkeleton on November 05, 2019, 03:19:29 PM
(https://i.gifer.com/2VPo.gif)
Zooey Deschanel would be a fun time, I'm sure. I'd prefer if she doesn't sing, though.
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 05, 2019, 06:27:42 PM
I have a thing for her sister, Emily. Kinda librarian/schoolmarm fantasy to go with it.
Definitely, though I preferred her earlier on in the show, she tried too hard later to be sexy.
I agree completely. A great part of the attraction was how oblivious she was to the whole thing, as consumed as she was by her work. Once they hooked up, it kinda lost it's novelty.
Another one is Whitney Cummings. She's got this look, that makes me sorry, when I haven't even done anything, I swear!
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on November 06, 2019, 01:26:35 AM
Definitely, though I preferred her earlier on in the show, she tried too hard later to be sexy.
I agree completely. A great part of the attraction was how oblivious she was to the whole thing, as consumed as she was by her work. Once they hooked up, it kinda lost it's novelty.
Another one is Whitney Cummings. She's got this look, that makes me sorry, when I haven't even done anything, I swear!
Whitney is amazing . . . Her hair, eyes, lips, they're enough to drive me crazy.
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Post by: Dirtymind on November 06, 2019, 11:35:24 AM
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 09, 2019, 11:31:16 PM
Dr. Suzannah Lipscomb.
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Post by: Jed_ on November 11, 2019, 03:56:49 PM
Saw the Adam Sandler movie ‘Just Go With It’ for the second time last night. This time in Spanish, so good thing I didn’t care if I fully understood what Brooklyn Decker was saying.
(https://i.imgur.com/JOj6eon.gif)
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on November 12, 2019, 05:02:53 PM
Sophia Loren in "Boy On A Dolphin"
(https://i.imgur.com/LUra2je.jpg)
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Post by: MissBarbara on November 12, 2019, 05:59:09 PM
I watched "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle" last night. I'm a big fan of the original "Jumanji" with Robin Williams and a young Kristen Dunst, and I was prepared to hate this remake/reboot. But I loved it.
Without giving anything away (or going into too much detail) a group of "typical" high school students are sucked into the game and transformed into characters.
(https://i.imgur.com/kRxUPn9.jpg)
The computer geek, the jock, the nerdy brainiac, and the popular girl are transformed:
(https://i.imgur.com/WDcQ2HI.jpg)
The computer geek becomes Dr. Smolder Bravestone (The Rock), the jock becomes Franklin "Mouse" Finbar (Kevin Heart), the nerdy brainiac becomes Ruby Roundhouse (Karen Gillian), and the popular girl becomes Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon (Jack Black). The movie is laugh out loud funny, and a lot of the humor derives from the fact that while the four characters undergo somewhat extreme physical transformations, they still retain their original personalities, and they learn and grow accordingly.
Okay, back on topic: Ruby Roundhouse. She's a butt-kicking commando and martial arts expert, and her lithe and toned body, along with her revealing outfits, make her seem the one whom I should find myself attracted to:
(https://i.imgur.com/1p8e1zG.jpg)
But I wasn't. I found her original character, shy and nerdy A-student Martha Kaply, to be much more appealing:
(https://i.imgur.com/lS3DzB1.jpg)
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Post by: _priapism on November 12, 2019, 07:32:01 PM
I’ve had something for her since Interstellar. She’s finally street legal. Sort of a young Anne Hathaway, who is also in Interstellar.
She was like 13/14 at the time of Interstellar. You pervert. :emot_laughing:
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 12, 2019, 09:44:06 PM
I don't get this, lusting after 13 year olds, and then coming out when they turn 18, like that makes a difference. I'm not judging you, I just don't get it.
She can act, there was a lot not to like about Interstellar (A Hard Science Fiction movie getting it right, and then turning into A Wrinkle in Time Part III) but her performance wasn't one of them. I guess I love tomboys.
Platonically, of course. Anne Hathaway, I definitely understand.
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 12, 2019, 10:02:31 PM
I don't get this, lusting after 13 year olds, and then coming out when they turn 18, like that makes a difference. I'm not judging you, I just don't get it.
She can act, there was a lot not to like about Interstellar (A Hard Science Fiction movie getting it right, and then turning into A Wrinkle in Time Part III) but her performance wasn't one of them. I guess I love tomboys.
Platonically, of course. Anne Hathaway, I definitely understand.
As long as he wouldn't act, I think it's probably normal. The youngest male in my life lusts after every girl in this house, including his big sister :roll:, and he's nowhere near 13 yet.
Boys will be perverts at any age. :roll:
;D
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Post by: staci on November 12, 2019, 10:40:45 PM
I don't get this, lusting after 13 year olds, and then coming out when they turn 18, like that makes a difference. I'm not judging you, I just don't get it.
She can act, there was a lot not to like about Interstellar (A Hard Science Fiction movie getting it right, and then turning into A Wrinkle in Time Part III) but her performance wasn't one of them. I guess I love tomboys.
Platonically, of course. Anne Hathaway, I definitely understand.
And - you will tell me you never watched Hannah Montana grow up? All men (and some women) did.
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 12, 2019, 10:49:30 PM
And - you will tell me you never watched Hannah Montana grow up? All men (and some women) did.
No, honestly I didn't. Even if I was into tweens, her teeth would have put me off, but at least she got them fixed. I know, I'm weird, but it takes more than a pretty face, and a learner's permit for me. I kinda have to know what she's like to talk to, and Miley? From what I've heard from her in Interviews, I wouldn't enjoy a walk in the park with her, let alone get to kiss her goodnight.
Regardless of her age, and how well I know her father. Again, not judging anyone, but I just don't get it.
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 12, 2019, 11:41:10 PM
Okay, but you, and I aren't boys, at any age. Does being biologically female, secretly lusting after teenagers we don't know until they're legal really make a difference? Okay, if I was a lesbian (Or a gay woman) in my 40s, and I had a thing for let's say Miley Cyris until she got the braces, and training wheels off.
Does it really make a difference? The weird part for me is, I have an over-active imagination. So, I like to think where we might go on a date (Chuck E. Cheeses is right out) before I try to calculate the odds of seing her nipples on the first date.
From what little I know about Miley, I'd say not that low.
I mentioned Her^ before, and then went on and on about Miley's teeth. Here's the thing, Dr. Suzannah Lipscomb has a long running series on the BBC about the hidden dangers lurking in historical homes, so I can overlook her British Smile, because I imagine we'd have a lot to talk about.
It doesn't hurt that she looks like that in a tight red dress. Miley had a show on the Disney channel in the 00s, that I never watched, and I can't stand her music. So, "Age is just a number," but again, to me the difference is WTF would we talk about? Even if I can take her to an R rated movie (But not buy her beer) IDGAFF what her nipples look like. I've seen them now, so there goes every shread of mystery that miley might have ever had for me.
I know, I'm weird, but I just don't get it.
Jeanette McCurdy.
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Post by: _priapism on November 13, 2019, 12:21:56 AM
I don't get this, lusting after 13 year olds, and then coming out when they turn 18, like that makes a difference. I'm not judging you, I just don't get it.
We’ve had a lot of young starlets grow up in the media... Scarlet Johansson, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Bella Thorne, and even Brittany Spears. All or some of whom have been mentioned in this thread. So if I see a good looking teen on television or in a movie, and say “that’s attractive,” it doesn’t make me a perv or a pedo bear, I don’t think.
“Lusting after” is a term of art. And nobody is “coming out.” Jeezus. Half my age plus seven is 35. Not going for an 18 year old.
If you are going there, then get ready wipe about 50% of all media off the face of the planet. And really Psi, I agree you are disqualified from judging my morality. Glass houses? Stones?
So, if I see a good looking teen on television or in a movie, and say “that’s attractive,” it doesn’t make me a perv or a pedo bear, I don’t think.
I didn't say it did. I said, and I quote:
"I DON'T GET IT." Plus, I'm not judging, anyone (Okay, well maybe Miley, a little) multiple times, just to make sure everyone got that point.
Quote
And really Psi, I agree you are disqualified from judging my morality.
Who said anything about the MORAL implications, for that matter? I think that we, as mature adults, can talk about sex, in Sex Talk, without inviting this guy:
I wasn't saying a damned thing about any of that, and for the record, I didn't say "Half your age," either.
My point was that I can't imagine going to bed with someone who I can't have a decent conversation with, regardless of age. Just in case you missed that too.
Finally, I'm pretty sure that "Would like to fuck" is the very definition of lusting after.
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Post by: _priapism on November 13, 2019, 01:20:41 AM
I think forum rules have always allowed “lusting after” anyone 18 years of age or older, but if you have a different rule in mind, please enlighten us.
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 13, 2019, 01:24:02 AM
I think forum rules have always allowed “lusting after” anyone 18 years of age or older, but if you have a different rule in mind, please enlighten us.
I didn't have any "Rule" in mind, either. Just wanted to talk about sex.
Sometimes, I just have to wonder how much of my post someone actually read before they made up their mind what I was saying, and filled up the rest of the page based on those assumptions?
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 13, 2019, 01:43:39 AM
Kinda back on track:
Celebrities are Strangers. We feel like we know them, because we listened to them rant about politics, saw them play that character we really liked, and/or saw them naked, but we don't.
I don't know McKensey Foy even as well as I do Jessica Chastain, nor Murphy Cooper, for that matter. I know what she looks like, and now I know she's old enough to buy cigarettes.
That's not enough for me to fantasize about her. Regardless of age. That's why I don't do Celebrity stories, they're real people, strangers, who might not like it if they found out that i wrote a fanfic about them being raped by dogs. I have a lot easier time fantasizing about Murphy Cooper, because she's a fictional character, that I liked.
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Post by: _priapism on November 13, 2019, 01:55:21 AM
You’re fascinating, we love to hear your thought process, but this is a thread about posting so-called “hot celebrities.” Nobody expects you to fuck anyone. And everyone was 13 once. They just didn’t have their photo in every tabloid in the checkout aisle.
(https://i.imgur.com/OILPd2D.jpg)
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 13, 2019, 02:11:11 AM
Well, I don't read the tabloids, and I try to avoid the checkout counter, so i didn't know that. Doesn't surprise me, though. Oh look, tattoos!
Claire Saffitz. Did i say her all ready? INS.
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Post by: RopeFiend on November 13, 2019, 03:06:54 AM
I don't get this, lusting after 13 year olds, and then coming out when they turn 18, like that makes a difference. I'm not judging you, I just don't get it.
She can act, there was a lot not to like about Interstellar (A Hard Science Fiction movie getting it right, and then turning into A Wrinkle in Time Part III) but her performance wasn't one of them. I guess I love tomboys.
Platonically, of course. Anne Hathaway, I definitely understand.
And - you will tell me you never watched Hannah Montana grow up? All men (and some women) did.
Sorry, I must have missed "Hannah Montana". I've probably seen the name a few times, but never googled her until now. I'll pass, younger OR older Hannah.
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 13, 2019, 03:22:02 AM
I don't get this, lusting after 13 year olds, and then coming out when they turn 18, like that makes a difference. I'm not judging you, I just don't get it.
She can act, there was a lot not to like about Interstellar (A Hard Science Fiction movie getting it right, and then turning into A Wrinkle in Time Part III) but her performance wasn't one of them. I guess I love tomboys.
Platonically, of course. Anne Hathaway, I definitely understand.
And - you will tell me you never watched Hannah Montana grow up? All men (and some women) did.
Sorry, I must have missed "Hannah Montana". I've probably seen the name a few times, but never googled her until now. I'll pass, younger OR older Hannah.
She's kinda gross now anyway. :roll:
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Post by: Jed_ on November 13, 2019, 12:11:28 PM
Speaking of watching girls grow up, Maureen McCormick and Valerie Bertinelli.
(https://i.imgur.com/qZBQ6pJ.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/SzmhWGA.jpg)
I liked watching girls grow up on TV, but I didn’t get the hots for them until after they got tits.
Psi, the pedos want them before they get tits.
I recall the first time I saw Britney Spears, she had a hot body and big beautiful tits. I won’t mention her age at the time, just that in my state it would have been legal for her to ride me like she was the lead jockey in the Kentucky Derby.
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Post by: Jed_ on November 13, 2019, 12:17:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZfxItpp.jpg)
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 13, 2019, 01:44:26 PM
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Post by: Jed_ on November 13, 2019, 02:42:34 PM
It’s not always easy to decipher what you’re talking about Psi.
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Post by: _priapism on November 13, 2019, 02:53:37 PM
The thread was started in 2007 by Gina Marie. It’s the #1 sex talk thread in both views and posts. 3,331 posts later, Psi doesn’t get it. Understood. No need to derail the thread. Start an “I just don’t get it” thread.
It’s not always easy to decipher what you’re talking about Psi.
There's no reason to try to interpret it, though. I know what I'm talking about, if anyone does. It's kind of a pet peeve when people try to tell me what I'm saying, especially when they get it wrong, over and over, page after page.
13-18 isn't pedophilia. I guess it could be Ephebophilia, or Hebephilia (Depending on who you ask what's the difference, it's one of those pairs like Socio/Psychopaths)
It's kind of a pet peeve when people try to tell me what I'm saying, especially when they get it wrong, over and over, page after page.
The feeling is mutual.
Hey, come help me in Confessions with the “straight” guy who only sucks dick, but has “no attraction” to men.
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Post by: Lois on November 14, 2019, 04:14:42 AM
I haven't been attracted to celebrities in a very long time. When I was much younger I thought Bob Crane was hot. And I really had a crush on whoever played Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica.
But I think I really had a crush on the characters. I never knew them outside of their roles.
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Post by: Dirtymind on November 14, 2019, 08:20:16 AM
I know what I'm talking about, if anyone does. It's kind of a pet peeve when people try to tell me what I'm saying, especially when they get it wrong, over and over, page after page.
Jesus we need an ignore fuction on this board.
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Post by: Jed_ on November 14, 2019, 02:58:49 PM
You mean for people who fuck up quotes?
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 14, 2019, 03:05:52 PM
Simon Whistler.
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Post by: vinney on November 16, 2019, 01:03:05 AM
Got to be Julia Roberts for me...
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 17, 2019, 03:58:36 AM
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Post by: Vanz Oiseau on November 17, 2019, 04:22:47 PM
Penélope Cruz
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Post by: psiberzerker on November 17, 2019, 09:28:41 PM
Elaine Chao.
Oh, don't know who she is? Well, I'm not going into all the ways she's fucking US for money, and Mitch McConnell. (Maybe not for money. Hard to say, really.)
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Post by: _priapism on November 22, 2019, 05:43:39 AM
Maria Menounos. I saw her on Bobby Flay the other night. Her bikini malfunction is melting my Gruyère.
no question ... Emma Watson ... of course at 13; that girl had the most amazing bottom with sexy little swells for a chest. My kids would watch the movies .. i would watch for Emma and admit i even jerked off once watching her.
I never watched the Harry Potter movies, but saw an image of her in a New York newspaper in a midriff top. That was enough to turn anyone into an Emma fan . . .
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Post by: Jed_ on December 12, 2019, 10:14:36 PM
A crush of my college days, Jennifer Beals.
(https://i.imgur.com/n2r7bPU.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/zZdFnpb.gif)
A year plus several months younger than me, and she still looks great. She turns 56 next week.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on December 16, 2019, 04:48:03 PM
What a threesome this could have been :aol_threesome:
(https://i.imgur.com/GyAro1R.jpg)
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Post by: vinney on December 16, 2019, 07:36:04 PM
I will have to be content with :aol_poundit: myself into a coma.
You need to tutor Chirps little brother.
:emot_weird:
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Post by: msslave on December 17, 2019, 10:03:08 PM
Doesn't sound like Chirp's little brother need tutoring. Once a guy learns how, there's no stopping him.
We've had discussions on this before.
I remember the late Janus, rest his soul, describing using a roll of toilet paper. Said he'd remove the cardboard tube and soak the TP in warm water and use the hole where the tube had been. Naw, I was never tempted to try it. I'll just keep dealing with the chaffing..
One day I'll have to post the story of the first time I realized I could get pleasure from the little thing between my legs.
(Mods, does that need a UA code?)
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Post by: MintJulie on December 18, 2019, 03:15:02 AM
One day I'll have to post the story of the first time I realized I could get pleasure from the little thing between my legs.
I probably realized that before I could walk.
As far as chafing, there was the day many years ago I was alone looking wistfully at the lube thinking how great it would be if she was here to use the lube with. Then still looking at the lube, I had a revelation. Twas the night there was no chafing, and forever there after.
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Post by: Shiela_M on January 30, 2020, 02:18:43 PM
Jake came over last night and we watch the last marvel movie... again. He knows Renner does it for me... still on my mind... I'm so very very thirsty
Just saw Jeremy Renner on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation season two. I'd picked up a season one through seven set last year and just started watching for the first time ever [I've only seen seasons seven and up]. He's come a long way since then.
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Post by: MissBarbara on January 30, 2020, 05:19:53 PM
Jake came over last night and we watch the last marvel movie... again. He knows Renner does it for me... still on my mind... I'm so very very thirsty
I'm about as gay as it gets, but even I recognize that Jeremy Renner is hot (though not in the way suggested by this thread title).
I've seen all of the Marvel movies with my nephews, and I think that Hawkeye is, by far and away, the most interesting character among all the Avengers. With the possible exception of Black Widow, he's the most vulnerable character among the Avengers, and he's unafraid to show his vulnerability. He's a true family man, who truly loves his wife and children, and even his "thing" with Black Widow is both appropriate and very true to life.
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Post by: Shiela_M on January 30, 2020, 05:22:23 PM
First I saw him was in the movie swat, and of course the hot one has to be the bad guy, then it was that stupid zombie movie where he got burnt alive, stopped watching it after that... what a stupid movie.
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Post by: Dirtymind on January 31, 2020, 01:55:47 PM
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Post by: Shiela_M on February 04, 2020, 12:26:28 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/h4YCpN5H/source.gif)
I said it before, I'll say it again. I am not attracted to women, but I would not say no to spending a steamy night with kate beckinsale. Simply stunning woman with an voice like no other.
Fixed mine too :facepalm: thanks jed_ :emot_kiss:
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Post by: Jed_ on February 04, 2020, 12:27:48 AM
I said it before, I'll say it again. I am not attracted to women, but I would not say no to spending a steamy night with kate beckinsale. Simply stunning woman with an voice like no other.
Fixed
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 04, 2020, 01:48:04 AM
Laying on the couch foot elevated and decided to watch that jack ryan show on prime.
He was cute in "the office" but john krasinski.... damn.... :emot_thdrool: I know they are fake but I would absolutely love to lick, nibble, kiss, suck, and caress every damn scare on his body
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Post by: watcher1 on February 07, 2020, 04:01:18 PM
Daria Pogodina, all grown up now. I’d love to see what those thick plump pussy lips look like these days! :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
(http://dpogodina.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pogodina_main_4.jpg) Oh yes please! I love fresh meat but this seems to have aged just right for a taste of exp.
I saw her in Midnight in Paris last night. Google says: In 2013, Seydoux came to widespread attention when she was awarded the Palme d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival for her role as a lesbian art student in the critically acclaimed film Blue Is the Warmest Colour. That same year, she also received the Lumières Award for Best Actress for the film Grand Central and, in 2014, she was nominated for the BAFTA Rising Star Award and starred in the films Beauty and the Beast, The Grand Budapest Hotel and Saint Laurent. She gained international attention for her appearance as Bond girl Madeleine Swann in Spectre (2015), and will reprise the role in No Time to Die (2020). She also provides the voice and likeness of the character Fragile in the video game Death Stranding (2019).
She did some all out full nudity sex scenes in Blue in the Warmest Colour. Major tribbing.
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Post by: _priapism on March 05, 2020, 03:21:28 AM
Ashley “Dead Eye” Jones. Yes, she’s a married mom. Her husband is a lawyer. But watching her ginger ass wrassle gators on Swamp People makes my bayou barn snake swell.
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Post by: mnfredmd on March 31, 2020, 08:32:08 AM
Gorgeous 23 yo, 5’6”, blond star of TV series Manifest. A roll in the hey with her would be my ultimate pleasure, but, alas, search as I may, I have not found a nude pic of her yet.
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Post by: _priapism on March 31, 2020, 09:12:13 AM
Gorgeous 23 yo, 5’6”, blond star of TV series Manifest. A roll in the hey with her would be my ultimate pleasure, but, alas, search as I may, I have not found a nude pic of her yet.
Melissa Roxburgh :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: She is 27.
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Post by: MintJulie on April 20, 2020, 09:22:42 PM
He's a kook. I always knew who he was, but didn't know he was so funny. I don't think I had ever watched any of his movies. But in the last year I've watched a few. And died laughing. And his Gin commercials are funny too. I have a bottle of Aviator Gin, which is part owner I think. It was a gift. Still unopened.
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Post by: Army of One on April 21, 2020, 12:29:59 AM
Sorry didn't understand ? Blond bit ? .. I think the main reason I like her is the character she plays . Villeneuve is really hot and love the psycho in her lol
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Post by: Shiela_M on May 12, 2020, 01:10:20 AM
[quote author=Shiela_M Sorry didn't understand ? Blond bit ? .. I think the main reason I like her is the character she plays . Villeneuve is really hot and love the psycho in her lol
Was a joke, I'm blonde.... probably didn't tell it right... :emot_laughing:
So who is the psycho in her? How deep?
More jokes love :emot_kiss:
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Post by: Yorkman53 on May 12, 2020, 10:08:34 AM
Not so sure I still fancy Jennifer Aniston now after lockdown lmao. https://photos.app.goo.gl/PtUCiyAnHCBVXh9G9https://photos.app.goo.gl/PtUCiyAnHCBVXh9G9
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on May 13, 2020, 09:10:52 AM
Not so sure I still fancy Jennifer Aniston now after lockdown lmao. https://photos.app.goo.gl/PtUCiyAnHCBVXh9G9 https://photos.app.goo.gl/PtUCiyAnHCBVXh9G9
Ah. That makes more sense. lol
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Post by: _priapism on May 14, 2020, 12:50:35 AM
I just watched the American action car chase flick, Need for Speed (2014). Imogen Poots was putting some lead in dad’s pencil...
Jenna is a pleasant mix of everyday and provocative (https://i.imgur.com/l0L61jM.jpg)
I love Jenna! And I didn't know this picture existed of her. What a cutey. And a cute patootey.
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Post by: _priapism on May 24, 2020, 09:35:41 PM
Jenna is that almost cheerleader type, who wouldn’t give me the time of day in high school, but tells me years later on FB she always had a thing for me. As if.
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Post by: Shiela_M on May 24, 2020, 10:12:46 PM
Jenna is that almost cheerleader type, who wouldn’t give me the time of day in high school, but tells me years later on FB she always had a thing for me. As if.
(https://i.postimg.cc/K8LfnFL0/pam-what.gif)
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Post by: _priapism on May 25, 2020, 12:47:05 AM
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Post by: Dirtymind on May 29, 2020, 04:33:42 PM
Debbie Harry (https://i.pinimg.com/564x/db/95/83/db9583506611c072d18cb7a8dc9996e5.jpg)
and god bless redheads Karen Gillan (https://i.pinimg.com/564x/a3/c4/fd/a3c4fd88882e6dfd711e217feef78d26.jpg)
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Post by: watcher1 on May 29, 2020, 06:22:25 PM
I have always thought that Debbie Harry was/is hot. She can sing in my bed anytime. ;D
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Post by: _priapism on May 30, 2020, 04:28:29 PM
I have always regretted not taking that chance to attend Harvard. But my family couldn’t afford it, and this small town boy was a little afraid of moving cross-country for school. I watched “Good Will Hunting” again last night. Still think I would’ve met a Minnie Driver look-alike in Boston.
(https://i.imgur.com/uUmszzN.jpg)
Furry...
(https://i.imgur.com/ESrlRiH.jpg)
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Post by: MintJulie on May 30, 2020, 09:57:52 PM
Can Trapper enlighten me on how the word, beaver, came to represent a woman's pubic hair? 8)
Etymology Online offers that beaver, in the gynecological sense, is British slang dating from 1927, transferred from earlier meaning "a bearded man" (1910), or from the appearance of split beaver pelts.
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Post by: FaceInTheFrost on May 31, 2020, 01:56:32 AM
See also The Governess for plenty of Driver-flesh on display (as well as Tom Wilkinson's penis in loving closeup).
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Post by: staci on May 31, 2020, 06:00:17 AM
Or find the movie Convoy. Good Buddy. Breaker 19.
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Post by: Hard_as_ironman on June 01, 2020, 06:06:58 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/QNKQrvmN/dd096fe2.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/RhwJn5pc/unnamed.jpg)
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on June 04, 2020, 08:31:04 PM
Can Trapper enlighten me on how the word, beaver, came to represent a woman's pubic hair? 8)
Etymology Online offers that beaver, in the gynecological sense, is British slang dating from 1927, transferred from earlier meaning "a bearded man" (1910), or from the appearance of split beaver pelts.
I believe beaver pelts may have been used to make merkins (aka pubic wigs) for sex workers in the 15th century who shaved their natural pubes to cover up infestations of lice etc.
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Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 04, 2020, 08:42:58 PM
Could you really say no to a young...er Patrick Stewart. :roll:
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Post by: FaceInTheFrost on June 04, 2020, 09:29:35 PM
Does anyone remember "The A List"? It was this floating compilation of celebrity gossip that used to go around Usenet. Anyway, I remember one of its claims was that Patrick Stewart had the largest penis in Hollywood.
So make it so for pleasing that captain's log. Engage!
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Post by: _priapism on June 04, 2020, 09:57:36 PM
Does anyone remember "The A List"? It was this floating compilation of celebrity gossip that used to go around Usenet. Anyway, I remember one of its claims was that Patrick Stewart had the largest penis in Hollywood.
So make it so for pleasing that captain's log. Engage!
Feb 23, 2017 · Patrick Stewart Didn't Realize He Was Uncircumcised Until Late in Life. It turns out there was no slicing and dicing for Sir Patrick Stewart. The British star, 76, revealed on The Graham Norton Show that he thought he was circumcised until he learned that he is still holding on to all of his manhood. Maybe he is so big, his foreskin didn’t have a prayer to envelope that huge starfleet cock again, once he hit puberty.
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Post by: Shiela_M on June 04, 2020, 10:06:12 PM
I never watch star trek because all my relatives were star wars geeks and said it sucked. I have seen him in the mutant movies though and thought he was pretty sexy, love his voice and accent.
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Post by: watcher1 on June 05, 2020, 01:44:55 AM
Can Trapper enlighten me on how the word, beaver, came to represent a woman's pubic hair? 8)
Etymology Online offers that beaver, in the gynecological sense, is British slang dating from 1927, transferred from earlier meaning "a bearded man" (1910), or from the appearance of split beaver pelts.
I believe beaver pelts may have been used to make merkins (aka pubic wigs) for sex workers in the 15th century who shaved their natural pubes to cover up infestations of lice etc.
You wonder how anyone could have sex back then. Maybe one bath a year? Horrible body odor. Lice and who knows what other little bugs on the body. Venereal disease?
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Post by: _priapism on June 07, 2020, 03:12:48 AM
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Post by: Colin Piper on July 06, 2020, 07:01:51 AM
Amanda Seyfried, especially like in Mean Girls where her hair sometimes looks red, yum, and if she wasn't so dumb (I imagine she's v clever in real life).
In my fantasy she's a sexy lil stepsister, but also bookish and shy - if she wanted me I'd be powerless to resist. One day I'd we walking around the house aching to cum because I hadn't had anything for months, and cos she's psychic she'd know. And she'd ask me if she could give me a blowjob, and go to work on me with those lips and sweet warm mouth and ooohhhhhhh... she'd be a gorgeous disgraceful mess by the time she'd finished draining my balls.
Yup, that'd do me.
(Yea, I have a thing for cumming all over pretty girls.)
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Post by: FaceInTheFrost on July 06, 2020, 09:17:44 PM
Amanda Seyfried, especially like in Mean Girls where her hair sometimes looks red, yum, and if she wasn't so dumb (I imagine she's v clever in real life).
In my fantasy she's a sexy lil stepsister, but also bookish and shy - if she wanted me I'd be powerless to resist. One day I'd we walking around the house aching to cum because I hadn't had anything for months, and cos she's psychic she'd know. And she'd ask me if she could give me a blowjob, and go to work on me with those lips and sweet warm mouth and ooohhhhhhh... she'd be a gorgeous disgraceful mess by the time she'd finished draining my balls.
Yup, that'd do me.
(Yea, I have a thing for cumming all over pretty girls.)
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Post by: FaceInTheFrost on July 07, 2020, 09:22:27 PM
Mean Girls has an impressive amount of prettiness on display, but I realized I had turned a corner when I was more attracted to Tina Fey than any of the younger cast members.
Amanda Seyfried, especially like in Mean Girls where her hair sometimes looks red, yum, and if she wasn't so dumb (I imagine she's v clever in real life).
In my fantasy she's a sexy lil stepsister, but also bookish and shy - if she wanted me I'd be powerless to resist. One day I'd we walking around the house aching to cum because I hadn't had anything for months, and cos she's psychic she'd know. And she'd ask me if she could give me a blowjob, and go to work on me with those lips and sweet warm mouth and ooohhhhhhh... she'd be a gorgeous disgraceful mess by the time she'd finished draining my balls.
Yup, that'd do me.
(Yea, I have a thing for cumming all over pretty girls.)
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Post by: PoorJim on July 29, 2020, 04:26:32 AM
Currently popular? I don't know. I always wanted to fuck Princess Leia since I was six when Star Wars first came out. If I had a chance to go back in time I think who I would pick Adrienne Barbeau in the mid seventies or Sigourney Weaver from Alien. Has been a life long fantasy to kill that last alien and share a pod with her. I would have eaten her underwear to get my tongue all over her vag and anus.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on July 29, 2020, 06:40:37 PM
Fiona Bruce. UK TV newsreader and presenter.
(https://i.imgur.com/4nAHJG7.jpg)
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Post by: MintJulie on July 29, 2020, 09:03:31 PM
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Post by: Shiela_M on August 20, 2020, 11:11:10 PM
Sean Patrick Flannery
(https://i.postimg.cc/Mp6YvjGp/seanflanery05.gif)
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on August 27, 2020, 04:31:14 PM
Vicki Michelle (UK Actress)
then......
(https://i.imgur.com/xAboH2L.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2PMKt6G.gif)
and now......
(https://i.imgur.com/NNRQn8f.jpg)
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Post by: cumlovr3014 on September 03, 2020, 12:10:42 PM
Fuck??!?!? I'd love to eat Halle Berry. When she did catwoman...omg...instant hard tongue. I dreamed of tongue-fucking her hot sweaty cummy pussy and licking her butt too. I would love to sniff her dirty panties after she peed in them. I would love to eat her pussy after 10 or more guys cummed in her.
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Post by: _priapism on October 04, 2020, 09:03:10 PM
Miranda Cosgrove. All grown up now. 27. USC grad.
(https://i.imgur.com/Bn5IWEl.jpg)
Blast from the past... Jean Simmons
(https://i.imgur.com/HnhIOyk.jpg)
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on October 06, 2020, 05:06:56 PM
Geri Halliwell
(https://i.imgur.com/LITZxku.jpg)
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Post by: MintJulie on October 06, 2020, 05:09:13 PM
Never saw this before. I was a Spice Girl fan. Wannabe was my song.
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Post by: Jed_ on October 06, 2020, 08:18:38 PM
We have started watching Peaky Blinders. We're one show in. I'm not sure how long I'm going to be able to stick with it, but Dan loves it so far. <snip>
Stick with it, MJ. Tom Hardy becomes a regular character, but may be a bit heavily disguised to drool over.
I have seen all the series, it does get very violent.
Thank you, Obi! Episode 2 out of the way.
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Post by: watcher1 on October 10, 2020, 04:07:52 PM
Following along with Toe - Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira
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Post by: msslave on October 10, 2020, 04:54:47 PM
Good choice for the season too Watcher
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Post by: Jed_ on October 10, 2020, 07:09:47 PM
I’m watching Tarzan, the Ape Man, 1932, with Maureen O’Sullivan. She’s was cute in her day.
(https://i.imgur.com/pnxIjcC.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/2rjEvUs.jpg)
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Post by: watcher1 on October 10, 2020, 07:25:30 PM
And to think Tarzan preferred talking to Cheetah and Simba and the other animals. 8) Johnny Weissmuller, aka Tarzan, was on the swim team and is a graduate of my high school, though many years before me.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on October 10, 2020, 08:23:37 PM
Toe, what movie is that pic from. Thought her films we're before anything explicit.
Spartacus (1960), directed by Stanley Kubrick. Simmons played Varinia.
By coincidence, my daily paper had a tribute to "Spartacus" because it was the 60th anniversary of the premiere. I never knew that Anthony Mann was the first choice director, subsequently sacked by Kirk Douglas who hired Kubrick because he was impressed by him during the making of "Paths of Glory" (IMHO one of the best war/anti-war films ever made and with a title taken from one of my favourite poems). Spartacus was restored in 1989 and many deleted scenes replaced, including the homoerotic bath scene between Tony Curtis and Laurence Olivier. It's a while since I saw it but I don't remember Jean Simmons' nipples being restored - shame.
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Post by: _priapism on October 10, 2020, 09:51:23 PM
I had a random a thought about a Nicole Kidman today... loved her pale Aussie body....
(https://i.imgur.com/0Pe0gII.jpg)
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Post by: Dirtymind on October 10, 2020, 10:30:46 PM
When I was a little boy growing up in rural California with one TV channel that we could pick up on our TV, I never imagined that later in life I would frequent a website where the members thought about or remembered Petticoat Junction, much less were fans. I think if I'd only had two channels back then, I would have picked the other one when Petticoat Junction came on. That said, I was far too young at the time to appreciate female pulchritude, and perhaps I would have felt different about the show if I had.
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Post by: BlakeMather on December 13, 2020, 10:01:37 PM
Although I am not a big blond fan, I really dig Amy Smart... something about her just juices my puss puss up like only Dee Dee or a few others really can!
In no particular order... Petticoat Junction girls, Mary Ann, Ginger, Marcia Brady, Laurie Partridge, Marilyn Munster, Ellie Mae Clampitt, Hilda on Hogan’s Heroes, I Dream of Jeannie, Samantha... “no more spanky my wanky, Donger need food.”
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Post by: Pornhubby on December 22, 2020, 10:30:00 PM
Nicollet Scorsese a/k/a Merry in Nat’l Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
(https://i.imgur.com/Voi6RQP.jpg)
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Post by: _priapism on January 02, 2021, 06:19:10 PM
In no particular order... Petticoat Junction girls, Mary Ann, Ginger, Marcia Brady, Laurie Partridge, Marilyn Munster, Ellie Mae Clampitt, Hilda on Hogan’s Heroes, I Dream of Jeannie, Samantha... “no more spanky my wanky, Donger need food.”
Noticed you put Mary Ann in there. She died just days later on December 30th.
*Bonus*And when quoting and resizing, we don't have to add a height with this theme.
You are going to have to explain this to me, because my photo posts are *all* wonky now
Same here, not a fan of this new look so far. How am I supposed to be POY, when I can't perve put over a gorgeous man dangle because his "third leg" really does look like a third leg.
Staying on topic. Chris Evan's. Apparently this is the leaked photo of his third leg
One for me
(https://i.postimg.cc/tJqkYLpB/1605529065023.jpg)
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Post by: hardcock57 on January 18, 2021, 05:50:34 PM
It’s not even close for me, and I can’t possibly explain why...
I love Taylor! (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/92/cd/97/92cd97328aa229e3d21c63919a62b09c.jpg)
I totally hear you, brother! I just can't explain what I lust after Taylor and write stories about her . . . I'll tell you one thing, the first time I saw the music video for "Look At What You Made Me Do", when she walked in that room full of Madonna's male dancer-type guys and I saw Taylor's thicker thighs my tongue rolled out onto the floor! :emot_thdrool:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 19, 2021, 04:58:16 AM
It has to be her legs, I wish I had legs like hers
For me, it was her voice before I ever saw Taylor, when she released "Teardrops On My Guitar". I initially pictured a totally different person, someone with dark hair.
But her singing, songwriting, sense of humor, etc., also won me over, almost song after song [I admit I don't like all of her songs].
In 2012 Taylor came out with music video " We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together", and the new largerness of her breasts [and the rumor of breast (and later butt) implants] got me again. And the music video "I Knew You Were Trouble." cemented it for me at the time.
I'm on the fence about Taylor's Pop-over-Country style. While I'm not a Country fan I miss the "old Taylor" ["Oh, she's dead," New Taylor informed us"], while on the other hand I love her new body-baring attitude as well, and the songs aren't bad [but don't *feel* like Taylor].
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Post by: Dirtymind on January 19, 2021, 09:13:12 AM
Although I am not a big blond fan, I really dig Amy Smart... something about her just juices my puss puss up like only Dee Dee or a few others really can!
It’s not even close for me, and I can’t possibly explain why...
I love Taylor! (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/92/cd/97/92cd97328aa229e3d21c63919a62b09c.jpg)
I totally hear you, brother! I just can't explain what I lust after Taylor and write stories about her . . . I'll tell you one thing, the first time I saw the music video for "Look At What You Made Me Do", when she walked in that room full of Madonna's male dancer-type guys and I saw Taylor's thicker thighs my tongue rolled out onto the floor! :emot_thdrool:
The legs are definitely a part of it. But it’s her smile. He voice. I mean, I am in love with her. And honestly, I think the biggest part of my infatuation with her is that she seems so utterly damaged. I mean you don’t write all those songs about break ups and stuff without being damaged. And the daddy in me wants to help her...I mean help her in a way that includes thighs wrapped around my neck.
But I can say, she seems a lot like someone I would not like at all in real life. Honestly with her girl buddies, I think I’ve known girls like her when I was younger, and I wasn’t a fan.
But again, that said, I love her.
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Post by: MintJulie on January 19, 2021, 08:32:00 PM
I love her too. My sister and were always fans of her singing. We even went to a couple of her concerts. And she looks just as cute in sweats as she does all done up for the red carpet or her concerts.
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Post by: Bittersweet on January 26, 2021, 01:10:21 PM
Hmmm I always had a thing for Angelina Jolie, but she has moved down the list. Scar Jo is pretty high up on the list..
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Post by: MintJulie on January 26, 2021, 01:19:57 PM
Hmmm I always had a thing for Angelina Jolie, but she has moved down the list. Scar Jo is pretty high up on the list..
Scar Jo seems to be on many of the men's lists. I watched all the Marvel films during the spring/summer because of the pandemic and do see why you guys have an attraction to her.
But I think she's a skanky ho.
Ok sorry that I just blurted that out. It' my jealousy speaking because of Toe's lusting for her.
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Post by: Shiela_M on January 26, 2021, 01:52:51 PM
Hmmm I always had a thing for Angelina Jolie, but she has moved down the list. Scar Jo is pretty high up on the list..
I've always had a thing for skanky ho
Scar Jo seems to be on many of the men's lists. I watched all the Marvel films during the spring/summer because of the pandemic and do see why you guys have an attraction to her.
Ok sorry that I just blurted that out. It' my jealousy speaking because of Toe's lusting for her.
I've always had a thing for attractive skanks..
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Post by: _priapism on January 26, 2021, 02:05:41 PM
Hmmm I always had a thing for Angelina Jolie, but she has moved down the list. Scar Jo is pretty high up on the list..
I've always had a thing for skanky ho
Scar Jo seems to be on many of the men's lists. I watched all the Marvel films during the spring/summer because of the pandemic and do see why you guys have an attraction to her.
Ok sorry that I just blurted that out. It' my jealousy speaking because of Toe's lusting for her.
Hmmm I always had a thing for Angelina Jolie, but she has moved down the list. Scar Jo is pretty high up on the list..
I've always had a thing for skanky ho
Scar Jo seems to be on many of the men's lists. I watched all the Marvel films during the spring/summer because of the pandemic and do see why you guys have an attraction to her.
Ok sorry that I just blurted that out. It' my jealousy speaking because of Toe's lusting for her.
Kate Beckinsale always did something for me.. Especially in underworld
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Kate Beckinsale is the only woman on earth that could get me into bed.
She is simple stunning, with a near singsong voice, and her fashion sense is remarkable. She can make anything look worthy of a runway. And she absolutely loves her dogs
I never watched walker Texas ranger, but I believe that will change
I think I would say hello by wrapping my legs around him and lick his neck, chest, nipples, trace each individual ab... need I go on :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on January 29, 2021, 01:09:42 AM
I never watched walker Texas ranger, but I believe that will change
I think I would say hello by wrapping my legs around him and lick his neck, chest, nipples, trace each individual ab... need I go on :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
Wait. The new Walker takes his shirt off and NOW you'll watch the show??? :emot_laughing: Chuck Norris took his shirt off on Walker, Texas Ranger lots of times and he's in better shape than JP. :emot_laughing:
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Post by: Shiela_M on January 29, 2021, 04:31:54 AM
Wait. The new Walker takes his shirt off and NOW you'll watch the show??? :emot_laughing: Chuck Norris took his shirt off on Walker, Texas Ranger lots of times and he's in better shape than JP. :emot_laughing:
Jared Padalecki has been on my list since supernatural
I spent many nights fantasizing about being in the middle of these two delicious specimens.
Chuck norris is 80. The show with him aired when I was 8.... I didnt know who chuck Norris was until the jokes about him having no chin, just another fist under his beard, spread across the internet.
And I googled pics of him with no shirt.... I'll pass
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Post by: Bittersweet on January 29, 2021, 05:08:16 AM
Shakira!!
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Post by: WillR on January 29, 2021, 11:30:17 PM
Julie Bowen. My gf and I have been watching every episode of Modern Family for the past few months, and she has seriously grown on me.
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Post by: Bittersweet on January 30, 2021, 02:02:45 AM
Julie Bowen. My gf and I have been watching every episode of Modern Family for the past few months, and she has seriously grown on me.
It's funny how when you repeatedly watch something sometimes women that you're just like eh at first turn into a solid smash. haha. For instance Katheryn Winnick for me..
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Post by: _priapism on January 30, 2021, 07:30:30 PM
Julie Bowen. My gf and I have been watching every episode of Modern Family for the past few months, and she has seriously grown on me.
I’ve been hot for her, ever since Ed, back in the early 2000’s. Not to mention the photos of her twins latched on her plump milk makers (I’d post a photo, but no kids allowed, so Google it).
Wait. The new Walker takes his shirt off and NOW you'll watch the show??? :emot_laughing: Chuck Norris took his shirt off on Walker, Texas Ranger lots of times and he's in better shape than JP. :emot_laughing:
Jared Padalecki has been on my list since supernatural
I spent many nights fantasizing about being in the middle of these two delicious specimens.
Chuck norris is 80. The show with him aired when I was 8.... I didnt know who chuck Norris was until the jokes about him having no chin, just another fist under his beard, spread across the internet.
And I googled pics of him with no shirt.... I'll pass
So you're twenty-seven now?
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Post by: Shiela_M on January 31, 2021, 11:58:29 AM
Google says original aired in 1993.... I was eight in '93. Didn't see how long it ran for though.
2001.
Ok so between ages 8 and 16. I was too interested in my beanie babies and polly pocket when it started, and by the time I was 16 I was hardly ever at home let alone watching tv.
Watch out Brad Pitt. (Yes)
move over Leonardo DiCaprio. (Yes)
no time to fantasy about you Johnny Depp, (yes)
get out of my dreams justin Timberlake. (Oh hell yeah)
Google says original aired in 1993.... I was eight in '93. Didn't see how long it ran for though.
2001.
Ok so between ages 8 and 16. I was too interested in my beanie babies and polly pocket when it started, and by the time I was 16 I was hardly ever at home let alone watching tv.
Watch out Brad Pitt. (Yes)
move over Leonardo DiCaprio. (Yes)
no time to fantasy about you Johnny Depp, (yes)
get out of my dreams justin Timberlake. (Oh hell yeah)
dear god yes, repeatedly yes. Yes yes yes. With my hair in his fist to control my unbridled lust and my panties stuffed in my mouth to stifle my pleasure screams... sorry, TMI
You can put ol' Chuck on your celebrity list, I'm keeping Jared Padalecki on mine.
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Post by: _priapism on February 03, 2021, 05:58:28 PM
So in this Netflix SciFi show called ‘Another Life’ that I’m only a few episodes in, Blu’s character is an astronaut with two male subordinates. One is a very shy Russian who claims to have a gf back on Earth. The other flirts with her incessantly. In the last episode she grabs the shy Russian putting him in a liplock with tongue while the flirt watches dejectedly. She then motions the flirt over and tongue kisses him too. I’m sensing a three-way in an episode to cum.
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Post by: Pedub on March 04, 2021, 08:24:23 AM
Coco Quinn
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Post by: _priapism on March 12, 2021, 06:32:02 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/oQSy84U.jpg)
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Post by: Army of One on March 12, 2021, 10:31:39 PM
You admitting to having a thing for Ms Ocasio-Cortez, Toe?
Who me? :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
Hey, I won't shame you for it; on the contrary, I'd say you have good taste.
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Post by: _priapism on March 23, 2021, 06:24:44 PM
I’m kind of hot for bee keeper Erika Thompson out of Austin. She’s getting 43 million hits on her bee keeping videos on Tik Tok. I’d like to sample her honey.
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Post by: MissBarbara on March 23, 2021, 07:42:13 PM
It's not a celebrity, but a character played by a celebrity: Sara Howard, from the series "The Alienist," played by Dakota Fanning.
(https://i.imgur.com/Uw4LKdv.jpg)
Sara Howard is a straight-laced and proper society woman, who eventually forms her own detective agency. She's a woman in a decidedly man's world (New York City in the 1890s), and she buttons up her feelings and hides her emotions and passions beneath a staid exterior.
While she is, in the series, clearly straight, one night of passion with me would certainly broaden her perspectives and allow her to unleash her passions...at least for one night.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on March 24, 2021, 05:39:48 PM
Anneka Svenska
(https://i.imgur.com/2GFuU72.jpg)
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Post by: watcher1 on March 30, 2021, 07:10:59 PM
Anna Kendrick. Love her eyes... 8)
(https://i.postimg.cc/c4QtvvTh/887-1000.jpg)
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Post by: _priapism on March 30, 2021, 08:57:46 PM
Way better than when she's covered with tons of makeup, and way way better than in the pics that are Photoshopped in addition. It's sad that she doesn't realize this apparently. :facepalm:
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Post by: _priapism on April 29, 2021, 11:27:21 PM
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Post by: seeker83 on August 04, 2021, 01:51:43 PM
I wouldn't mind hooking up with Jennifer Lawrence or Liv Tyler.
Also, despite not being attracted to men as a general rule, if I had enough alcohol and Hugh Jackman offered, I probably wouldn't say no. That guy is a SPECIMINE.
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Post by: Dirtymind on August 04, 2021, 02:27:02 PM
Deborah Ann Woll
(https://i.imgur.com/z6mJWzW.gif)
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Post by: FaceInTheFrost on August 04, 2021, 04:57:11 PM
I saw Camilla Belle in a 2005 movie last night called ‘Chumscrubber’, second time I saw that movie. It’s one of the ones that made me want her. Born Oct 1986, so 18-19 when she was in this movie. The pics below are from the movie.
(https://i.imgur.com/OBlVMJk.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/51NEKk7.jpg)
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Post by: MintJulie on August 05, 2021, 03:29:08 PM
Back about a year ago, Dan and I were talking and The Americans came up. We had both watched it prior to knowing each other. I mentioned my girl crush on Keri. He recalled the 69 scene with Keri. I didn't recall it. And Johnny's post reminded me of that discussion. I googled it.
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Post by: Supersoftball on October 21, 2021, 04:37:29 PM
No particular order.
Sierra Capri (Netflix series On my block) Natalie Alyn Lind (Big Sky First season) Kylie Bunbury (Big Sky)
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Post by: Shiela_M on October 24, 2021, 06:46:40 AM
Because I believe she is the most gorgeous woman on the planet, she can make any outfit look good, she has the most beautiful sounding voice with that accent, and She truly loves and adores her pets.
The only woman I'd willingly go to bed with. She can wear that black cat suit too.
https://imgur.com/a/zcau5FA
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Post by: dragondan on October 24, 2021, 04:48:07 PM
Kate Beckinsale (sp), WOO WOO WOO, absolutely
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Post by: Cthulus Voice on October 24, 2021, 06:49:26 PM
More pics here (https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrJ4NazjXVhBzMAK_KJzbkF;_ylu=c2VjA3NyBHNsawNpbWcEb2lkAzc4NTMwZDAyMDk5Zjc4M2JkMDYwYTZkNzNjODZlZDIyBGdwb3MDNjkEaXQDYmluZw--?back=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dmichelle%2Bpfeiffer%2Bmeow%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dyfp-hrtab-s%26fr2%3Dsb-top-images.search%26nost%3D1%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D69&w=600&h=339&imgurl=2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-GXTYv2esybc%2FUAxBS81RixI%2FAAAAAAAAAQw%2FvHp_drXV9X0%2Fs1600%2FCatW-MichellePfeiffer.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmoviecatholic.blogspot.com%2F2012%2F07%2Fcrush-of-week-catwoman.html&size=39.0KB&p=michelle+pfeiffer+meow&oid=78530d02099f783bd060a6d73c86ed22&fr2=sb-top-images.search&fr=yfp-hrtab-s&tt=Movie+catholic+%28a.k.a.%2C+Nick%26%2339%3Bs+Movie+Blog%29%3A+Crush+of+the+...&b=61&ni=150&no=69&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=uHPvO5lc73W4&sigb=Nt1kdE7eVlSj&sigi=vCv4WZndQ4DX&sigt=mgMbffCMSGGb&.crumb=/G19LxZIxFE&fr=yfp-hrtab-s&fr2=sb-top-images.search)
A perverts defining moment MEOW
mod edit: fixed (shortened)the link, added pic and actress name
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Post by: Sweetums on October 25, 2021, 05:39:59 PM
There's something about Keira . . . In general I'm not really into underweight females, especially with hardly any breasts. But Keira, Natalie Portman, Daisy Ridley, they all get me so horny . . . I don't know what it is about them.
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Post by: FaceInTheFrost on November 08, 2021, 09:42:18 PM
That green dress in Atonement: (https://i.imgur.com/AiX5DJ6.jpg)
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Post by: Shiela_M on November 09, 2021, 12:16:29 AM
I like her name, if I were a stripper, I'd take that as a stage name over candy tush :emot_laughing:
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on November 09, 2021, 12:01:54 PM
I don't blame you! That is one sexy Vice President! And the German actress, wow!
A WOO for the Post!
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Post by: Shiela_M on December 10, 2021, 08:18:13 PM
Allan does fantasy football, and last night after he scored 😉, he jumped on his phone to do whatever they do during games. Anyways, players came up and I mentioned that I miss jordy Nelson and that I thought he was super hot. He assumes I got a thin like MJ for Brady, but I told him no, then the conversation got around the this guy...
Allan does fantasy football, and last night after he scored 😉, he jumped on his phone to do whatever they do during games. Anyways, players came up and I mentioned that I miss jordy Nelson and that I thought he was super hot. He assumes I got a thin like MJ for Brady, but I told him no, then the conversation got around the this guy...
Told him he could put it in my tight end :emot_laughing:
Jordy Nelson, former Packer and Ron Gronkowski of the Bucs can be brothers. 8) 8)
(https://i.postimg.cc/7Lk9q8N0/R.png)
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Post by: Shiela_M on January 20, 2022, 02:46:22 AM
Watcha' got there Tom? Is that package for me? You want to come home with me? Oh my! you dirty little boy!!! :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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Post by: Writers Bloque on February 15, 2022, 07:41:43 PM
Helen Mirren. Yes she is older than me, but in Red and Red 2, she is the epitome of purely feminine sexuality that says "I am a Lady, but get me in bed and I will make you a man, then take it all away." I wish this current generation would take notes from her characters. Nothing makes my cock titanium carbide more than a woman who can hold herself in any situation, look good doing so, and has that subtle undertone of wanton passion.
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Post by: Dirtymind on February 15, 2022, 08:25:37 PM
Helen Mirren. Yes she is older than me, but in Red and Red 2, she is the epitome of purely feminine sexuality that says "I am a Lady, but get me in bed and I will make you a man, then take it all away." I wish this current generation would take notes from her characters. Nothing makes my cock titanium carbide more than a woman who can hold herself in any situation, look good doing so, and has that subtle undertone of wanton passion.
Agreed. She aged gracefully and even now she's just a flirty and slightly dirty than 40 years ago. Sexy is a state of mind above everything else
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Post by: Writers Bloque on February 15, 2022, 08:30:10 PM
Helen Mirren. Yes she is older than me, but in Red and Red 2, she is the epitome of purely feminine sexuality that says "I am a Lady, but get me in bed and I will make you a man, then take it all away." I wish this current generation would take notes from her characters. Nothing makes my cock titanium carbide more than a woman who can hold herself in any situation, look good doing so, and has that subtle undertone of wanton passion.
Agreed. She aged gracefully and even now she's just a flirty and slightly dirty than 40 years ago. Sexy is a state of mind above everything else
True. But I think that she deserves the royal fucking, than just pound away. You don't open a can of foi gras and caviar just to make a sandwich, or a thirty year old brandy just to pound shots. She seems the type that loves the build up, then fuck than raw caveman sex.
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Post by: Supersoftball on March 02, 2022, 05:03:28 PM
Since I’m playing her Wordle game every day... :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
(https://i.imgur.com/qihrHyh.jpg)
Her Wordle game? Sorry, but I'm totally out of my depth. Is that a still from a video game?
No that’s a scene from a sexy music video she did a few years ago. But there is a worldle type game called Taylordle. And a number of us are playing it and posting results over in the fun and games section.
Today’s word was “curly” which made me think about her cute curly red pubic bush. So naturally I have to Google.
Since I’m playing her Wordle game every day... :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
(https://i.imgur.com/qihrHyh.jpg)
Her Wordle game? Sorry, but I'm totally out of my depth. Is that a still from a video game?
No that’s a scene from a sexy music video she did a few years ago. But there is a worldle type game called Taylordle. And a number of us are playing it and posting results over in the fun and games section.
Today’s word was “curly” which made me think about her cute curly red pubic bush. So naturally I have to Google.
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Post by: DeviationElevation83 on March 26, 2022, 05:53:10 AM
Does it have to be fuck or can it be make love? Because I've been in love with Jessica Alba ever since "Dark Angel". We've been happily married for years and have 5 kids together.. she just doesn't know it.
If it's strictly fuck... hmm. Scar-Jo, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Christina Ricci or a younger Bea Arthur. Not necessarily in that order.
(Yes, I'm a dude; yes, I'm straight, but Ryan Reynolds is fucking HOT with a great sense of humor though I'd need him to wear the Deadpool costume)
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on March 26, 2022, 01:32:26 PM
Does it have to be fuck or can it be make love? Because I've been in love with Jessica Alba ever since "Dark Angel". We've been happily married for years and have 5 kids together.. she just doesn't know it.
If it's strictly fuck... hmm. Scar-Jo, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Christina Ricci or a younger Bea Arthur. Not necessarily in that order.
(Yes, I'm a dude; yes, I'm straight, but Ryan Reynolds is fucking HOT with a great sense of humor though I'd need him to wear the Deadpool costume)
Don't see why not. Raising the tone is always welcome. ;D
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Post by: watcher1 on March 26, 2022, 02:59:53 PM
Molly Windsor, actress, seen on the Scottish television program, Traces.
(https://i.ibb.co/5kG1V4V/molly.jpg)
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Post by: MintJulie on March 26, 2022, 04:27:50 PM
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Post by: Dirtymind on April 04, 2022, 02:13:16 PM
I stumbled across Deep Blue Sea 3. A truly forgettable movie, only saved by Tania Raymonde in a bikini. She was so good in it that the sharks could have been wearing bikinis as well and I wouldn't have noticed.
I stumbled across Deep Blue Sea 3. A truly forgettable movie, only saved by Tania Raymonde in a bikini. She was so good in it that the sharks could have been wearing bikinis as well and I wouldn't have noticed.
I don't deny Tania Raymonde in the bikini is the best part of Deep Blue Sea 3, but I have the movie and it's not that bad. If you pay attention to what people are saying everything ties right back to Aquatica in the first Deep Blue Sea.
Only part I hated, was when the guy switched sides to the good guys, leaped off of the very tall ship, and one of the bull sharks made an impossibly high leap and ate him! :facepalm:
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Post by: Shiela_M on April 12, 2022, 04:32:33 AM
I said it before and I'll say it again.
Ryan Reynolds (https://i.postimg.cc/hjbZPqFz/ryan-reynolds-in-hawaiian-swim-short-all-people-photo-u1-jpeg.jpg)
I would do everything and anything that man wants without hesitation complaint. I want to bath every inch of him with my tongue. I want to hold him so tight that I smell him on my skin for weeks if not days. Just thinking of the things I would do to, with, and for him are making me soak clear through my panties
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Post by: watcher1 on April 12, 2022, 03:02:08 PM
Keana Lyn Bastidas, 23, actress. Has a twin sister. 8)
I'll have to make her 18+ if I want to cast her in a story and use these pics! She's 5'2" and very petite! (she's still among us)
I cast her as one of five US nurses who get captured by North Korean troops in one of my stories on another site. I can transfer that story here in the Gang Rape section. These spicy brunettes are really my type! On the second picture, her legs and feet drive me crazy! ;D I can take her in my arms, make her feel dominated, overwhelmed... Some women love this!
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Post by: MintJulie on April 16, 2022, 12:31:00 AM
Rose Leslie is gorgeous. Loved her on Downton Abbey.
Speaking of Downton Abbey, I re-watched “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” last weekend, and it reminded me why I found Lily James so fetching.
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Post by: MintJulie on May 26, 2022, 05:37:50 AM
Lily James, or should I say Lady Rose, is very fetching .
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Post by: HistBuff on June 17, 2022, 11:13:08 AM
This is Mary Patton (Dec. 1914 - Nov. 1982) She was a star actress on the radio, then played a lot of parts on television and a few movies.
This is also a tribute to my spouse of 15 years! And this is why I have chosen images from a 1958 episode of Highway Patrol. Mary was 43 years old when she did that episode, which is very close to my wife's age. My wife looks quite similar to Mary back then! Wow! I sometimes forget how fortunate I am to be married to such a woman!
I love undressing her and kissing her all over! She has gorgeous hair, lovely little feet and an alluring body in between! Her skin is pale and bright with silky-like softness, and her breasts feel amazing under my touch!
Don't forget Lucy Liu, who totally does it for me:
I was crazy about her in Ally McBeal. When Fish and her first started dating and he touched her on the leg and made her melt, I thought 'OMG, she's special'. And that was way before I was ever attracted to women.
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Post by: Pornhubby on June 29, 2022, 02:34:04 PM
Probably the celeb I fantasize about the most would be Maya Hawke. I'm sorry but that face and those tits ;D Getting to take a ride to poundtown with her would make me a very happy man.
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Post by: HistBuff on July 14, 2022, 12:31:01 PM
Shelley Fabares at age 18 when she sang Johnny Angel in 1962.
One of the sweetest faces ever in showbiz! Shelley is an all-time great for fellatio fantasies! Oh God, how I would love to feel her taking my cock deep inside her lovely mouth; then she would keep bobbing away as I caress her wonderful hair... It would end with me pulling out and splattering her sweet face with a hefty load of cum as I scream my blissful relief!
I would of course return the favor and eat her pussy after... After also taking a complete tour of her body, making sure I suck her breasts thoroughly and go all the way down her legs, taking my time, until I finish the tour by kissing and licking her sexy little feet!
Back then, no women shaved their southern bush. I can easily picture my teenage self* removing white panties with a delicate pink pattern of small roses, then discovering a lovely triangle of chestnut-brown hair, all velvety and pointing down at her coral-color labia, where I'd start licking her to hear her sing a very private tune! I would make her climax hard! (*The fantasy dates back to when I was 19 and saw these pictures --- and heard the song --- for the first time.)
Afterwards, she'd cuddle me in bed and tell me that while I was giving her cunnilingus, she was picturing herself in the showers of a boxing gym, getting gang-fucked by three black studs. She would give me another blowjob to demonstrate one of the many things they were forcing her to do.
Note: These images are from the Donna Reed Show, season 4, episode 20, which originally aired on 1st February 1962.
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Post by: Hilda on July 14, 2022, 12:52:33 PM
Shelley Fabares at age 18 when she sang Johnny Angel in 1962.
Wow! A trip down memory lane.
What's incredible about that song is that exists in high-fidelity stereo. Back then, most singles were mixed down to mono, either as they were being recorded, or soon after.
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Post by: HistBuff on July 14, 2022, 01:10:21 PM
Shelley Fabares at age 18 when she sang Johnny Angel in 1962.
Wow! A trip down memory lane.
What's incredible about that song is that exists in high-fidelity stereo. Back then, most singles were mixed down to mono, either as they were being recorded, or soon after.
Yes, I remember... The sound was very good when I first heard that song in 1991, 29 years after its first release. Another great memory from these bygone days when I was 19... Kissing and making out with my girlfriend in a car while this was playing on the radio... https://youtu.be/2f01-Oy0C6E (https://youtu.be/2f01-Oy0C6E)
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Post by: Hades on July 14, 2022, 05:23:18 PM
I have a thing for Sofia Mechetner
(https://i.imgur.com/XrBWACO.jpg)
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Post by: Skynet on July 21, 2022, 05:11:26 AM
Alia Shawkat a/k/a Cousin Maeby
(https://i.imgur.com/WDE24Ga.jpg)
Bisexual who dated Brad Pitt for a while. I would so do her.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on July 21, 2022, 02:26:27 PM
Holly Willoughby - UK TV presenter
(https://i.imgur.com/mUDSxBs.jpg)
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Post by: Pornhubby on July 23, 2022, 03:51:54 AM
https://i.imgur.com/JYaXtt1.jpg[
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Post by: Pornhubby on July 31, 2022, 04:32:28 PM
Aya Cash :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
(https://i.imgur.com/AMPbbm8.jpg)
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Post by: Dirtymind on August 01, 2022, 03:06:48 PM
Watching Orville, and noticed Kelly Hu. She's always been beautiful, but with the gray, it's amazing
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Post by: Pornhubby on August 01, 2022, 08:52:33 PM
Sera Mann :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
(https://i.imgur.com/zOmXVHP.jpg)
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Post by: Supersoftball on August 03, 2022, 01:47:49 PM
1. Kim and Kendall 2. Yara Shahidi 3. Emily Ratajakowski 4. Halle Berry 5. Kamala Harris 6. Jennifer Garner 7. Kristen Bell 8. Elarica Johnson 9. Notlim Taylor 10. Bria Drake (instagram)
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on August 03, 2022, 01:57:54 PM
No apologies for wanting to fuck Helen Mirren - again.
(https://i.imgur.com/JtbahTz.gif)
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Post by: Pornhubby on August 03, 2022, 03:31:43 PM
I looked up her age, and I was surprised to learn that Dame Mirren is 77 years old. Then I was also amazed to discover that Judi Dench is 87, Harrison Ford is 80, Meryl Streep is 73, and Liam Neeson is 70. All the stars of my youth are drawing retirement benefits.
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Post by: Clitical Thinking on August 03, 2022, 07:33:42 PM
Helen Mirren could be 95 and I'd probably still go... yup :emot_laughing:
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 04, 2022, 04:58:07 PM
I looked up her age, and I was surprised to learn that Dame Mirren is 77 years old. Then I was also amazed to discover that Judi Dench is 87, Harrison Ford is 80, Meryl Streep is 73, and Liam Neeson is 70. All the stars of my youth are drawing retirement benefits.
Liam Neeson is probably ready to do another movie where he calls someone, tells them he will find them and kill them. I'm sure he'll do at least 3 more of those.
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Post by: MintJulie on August 04, 2022, 05:11:29 PM
Liam Neeson is probably ready to do another movie where he calls someone, tells them he will find them and kill them. I'm sure he'll dinat least 3 more of those.
So you want to f* Liam Nelson? I thought you were just into females.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: GEMINIGUY on August 04, 2022, 05:12:42 PM
Liam Neeson is probably ready to do another movie where he calls someone, tells them he will find them and kill them. I'm sure he'll dinat least 3 more of those.
So you want to f* Liam Nelson? I thought you were just into females.
No, PornHubby does. I was quoting him.
:emot_laughing:
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Post by: Skynet on August 08, 2022, 04:39:18 AM
Well, you have excellent taste (and I bet you taste excellent), because she happens to be my absolute dream fuck!
MINE!!
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 08, 2022, 06:09:44 PM
I can't watch most of her movies without sporting wood. Especially Van Helsing, Jolt, Serendipity, Tiptoes (EXCELLENT CAST!) and Pearl Harbor. Strangely, the Underworld movies do nothing for me, except for the last one where she has partially blonde hair.
Sadly, the one movie I know of where she does a topless sex scene, Haunted, they apparently used a body double. (Haunted is also the first movie I ever saw her in.)
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Post by: Shiela_M on September 08, 2022, 06:13:55 PM
Said this recently. Kate Beckinsale, Hugh Jackman, and werewolves. That is literally what my dreams are made of
I'm more of a vampire fan, myself. Back in the mid-90's, Alyssa Milano did a movie called Embrace of the Vampire. She's not only nude (and its NOT a body double!) in it, but also did a short lesbian scene.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Shiela_M on September 08, 2022, 06:40:45 PM
Said this recently. Kate Beckinsale, Hugh Jackman, and werewolves. That is literally what my dreams are made of
I'm more of a vampire fan, myself. Back in the mid-90's, Alyssa Milano did a movie called Embrace of the Vampire. She's not only nude (and its NOT a body double!) in it, but also did a short lesbian scene.
"Uncovered" 1994. Not a body double. (https://i.postimg.cc/3r0fbDXT/tn-kate-beckinsale-nude-tits-video.jpg)
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 08, 2022, 06:47:58 PM
Said this recently. Kate Beckinsale, Hugh Jackman, and werewolves. That is literally what my dreams are made of
I'm more of a vampire fan, myself. Back in the mid-90's, Alyssa Milano did a movie called Embrace of the Vampire. She's not only nude (and its NOT a body double!) in it, but also did a short lesbian scene.
"Uncovered" 1994. Not a body double. (https://i.postimg.cc/3r0fbDXT/tn-kate-beckinsale-nude-tits-video.jpg)
Damn!
Why am I now thirsty all of a sudden?
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Hilda on September 09, 2022, 01:11:00 AM
I have a copy of Embrace of the Vampire somewhere in my movie collection, but don't recall the story. I'll revisit it over the weekend.
Uncovered I'd never heard of, so thanks to Shiela M :emot_kiss: for drawing it to my attention. I'm definitely going to check it out.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 09, 2022, 01:16:25 AM
I have a copy of Embrace of the Vampire somewhere in my movie collection, but don't recall the story. I'll revisit it over the weekend.
Uncovered I'd never heard of, so thanks to Shiela M :emot_kiss: for drawing it to my attention. I'm definitely going to check it out.
Its actually a fairly good movie. But Alyssa Milano nude was the main attraction for me back then, since I had a thing for her at the time. There's another movie with the same title that came out in the 2010's, but I have never seen it and don't know if its a remake or just uses the name title.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Hilda on September 09, 2022, 01:26:51 AM
I have a copy of Embrace of the Vampire somewhere in my movie collection, but don't recall the story. I'll revisit it over the weekend.
Uncovered I'd never heard of, so thanks to Shiela M :emot_kiss: for drawing it to my attention. I'm definitely going to check it out.
Its actually a fairly good movie. But Alyssa Milano nude was the main attraction for me back then, since I had a thing for her at the time. There's another movie with the same title that came out in the 2010's, but I have never seen it and don't know if its a remake or just uses the name title.
Thanks for the alert. I checked my movie archive and I have the 2013 version. Or at least a 2013 movie with the same name. I'll keep looking for the one with Alyssa Milano.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 09, 2022, 01:29:05 AM
I have a copy of Embrace of the Vampire somewhere in my movie collection, but don't recall the story. I'll revisit it over the weekend.
Uncovered I'd never heard of, so thanks to Shiela M :emot_kiss: for drawing it to my attention. I'm definitely going to check it out.
Its actually a fairly good movie. But Alyssa Milano nude was the main attraction for me back then, since I had a thing for her at the time. There's another movie with the same title that came out in the 2010's, but I have never seen it and don't know if its a remake or just uses the name title.
Thanks for the alert. I checked my movie archive and I have the 2013 version. Or at least a 2013 movie with the same name. I'll keep looking for the one with Alyssa Milano.
Its definitely worth tracking down.
And I just looked up info on the 2013 movie. Apparently its a remake with more lesbian sex than the original.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Hilda on September 09, 2022, 02:07:30 AM
I have a copy of Embrace of the Vampire somewhere in my movie collection, but don't recall the story. I'll revisit it over the weekend.
Uncovered I'd never heard of, so thanks to Shiela M :emot_kiss: for drawing it to my attention. I'm definitely going to check it out.
Its actually a fairly good movie. But Alyssa Milano nude was the main attraction for me back then, since I had a thing for her at the time. There's another movie with the same title that came out in the 2010's, but I have never seen it and don't know if its a remake or just uses the name title.
Thanks for the alert. I checked my movie archive and I have the 2013 version. Or at least a 2013 movie with the same name. I'll keep looking for the one with Alyssa Milano.
Its definitely worth tracking down.
And I just looked up info on the 2013 movie. Apparently its a remake with more lesbian sex than the original.
I must have watched the 2013 movie soon after it was released, and the only thing I recall is a young student showing up at a university built on improbably scenic grounds.
Wasn't there a flood of sleazy Italian horror movies back in the '80s or '90s, featuring hosts of lesbian vampires?
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 09, 2022, 02:23:17 AM
I have a copy of Embrace of the Vampire somewhere in my movie collection, but don't recall the story. I'll revisit it over the weekend.
Uncovered I'd never heard of, so thanks to Shiela M :emot_kiss: for drawing it to my attention. I'm definitely going to check it out.
Its actually a fairly good movie. But Alyssa Milano nude was the main attraction for me back then, since I had a thing for her at the time. There's another movie with the same title that came out in the 2010's, but I have never seen it and don't know if its a remake or just uses the name title.
Thanks for the alert. I checked my movie archive and I have the 2013 version. Or at least a 2013 movie with the same name. I'll keep looking for the one with Alyssa Milano.
Its definitely worth tracking down.
And I just looked up info on the 2013 movie. Apparently its a remake with more lesbian sex than the original.
I must have watched the 2013 movie soon after it was released, and the only thing I recall is a young student showing up at a university built on improbably scenic grounds.
Wasn't there a flood of sleazy Italian horror movies back in the '80s or '90s, featuring hosts of lesbian vampires?
I'm not really sure. I know there were several in the `70s, most notably from Hammer. French director Jean Rollin did several in the 70's and 80's, but I have never seen them.
One good lesbian vampire movie I recommend is Countess Dracula's Orgy Of Blood (2004). Its a porn, though, so the acting isn't exactly top notch. There's apparently a copy on archive.org, believe it or not.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Hilda on September 09, 2022, 02:40:15 AM
One good lesbian vampire movie I recommend is Countess Dracula's Orgy Of Blood (2004). Its a porn, though, so the acting isn't exactly top notch. There's apparently a copy on archive.org, believe it or not.
Whoa! Yet another golden oldie. It's been years since I saw Countess Dracula's Orgy of Blood (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379226/), and all I remember is Jana Thompson doing an alluring topless dance for her master. So alluring that I still remember her name after all these years, but not those of anyone else involved in the movie.
And now I have to chase up any other Jana Thompson movies I can find, be they topless appearances or otherwise. At this rate, I'm not going to get much done this weekend. <contented sigh>
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 09, 2022, 02:47:15 AM
One good lesbian vampire movie I recommend is Countess Dracula's Orgy Of Blood (2004). Its a porn, though, so the acting isn't exactly top notch. There's apparently a copy on archive.org, believe it or not.
Whoa! Yet another golden oldie. It's been years since I saw Countess Dracula's Orgy of Blood (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379226/), and all I remember is Jana Thompson doing an alluring topless dance for her master. So alluring that I still remember her name after all these years, but not those of anyone else involved in the movie.
And now I have to chase up any other Jana Thompson movies I can find, be they topless appearances or otherwise. At this rate, I'm not going to get much done this weekend. <contented sigh>
What floats my boat in it is the kissing. I have a tongue fetish, and Glori-Anne Gilbert uses her tongue like a snake when kissing and licking. And the actress she did the first scene with was just plain gorgeous.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: staci on September 09, 2022, 04:33:15 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CiOlbpJgsjB/
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 09, 2022, 06:10:09 PM
didn't know that. It is Brittany Spears, flexing a firm butt.
Some pictures you don't have to be logged in for. I know because Yahoo posts some from time to time.
They posted some of Christina Aguilera recently that were...quite nice.
Which Christina IG account? There are so many fan IGs...
It was from her official IG. One was a few posed topless shots (with her hair over her breasts) celebrating her birthday, and I believe one was based on the cover of the Stripped album. Another was a set of her in a white bikini and sunglasses, and a video.
Here's the Yahoo article with the bikini: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/christina-aguilera-gorgeous-curvy-bikini-150725892.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall
The topless pics: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/christina-aguilera-channeled-her-stripped-212928846.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall
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Post by: Pornhubby on September 10, 2022, 03:33:13 AM
I saved you all a copy. I have never had a thing for this woman.
(https://i.imgur.com/ZxJn2lN.mp4)
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 10, 2022, 04:04:07 AM
I saved you all a copy. I have never had a thing for this woman.
(https://i.imgur.com/ZxJn2lN.mp4)
Me, either. I like a handful of her songs, but never found her all that attractive.
The way she's been acting since she was freed from the conservatorship, she might as well just start an Onlyfans, and make some money. Because she's been posting a lot of nude pics censored with emojis. And it comes off like she still needs help.
Christina, however, is a goddess. Both in looks AND talent.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Pornhubby on September 10, 2022, 04:11:15 AM
My Favorite Disney Channel tart was/is Bella Thorne, but she’s been burning it at both ends for a decade now.
(https://i.imgur.com/5UXrxde.png)
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 10, 2022, 04:12:42 AM
Bella has an Onlyfans, and I've seen a few of the milder pics posted elsewhere. You're not kidding. (If I paid for Onlyfans, it would be for Jessica Nigri.)
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Pornhubby on September 10, 2022, 04:15:08 AM
Most of the OnlyFans girls only also have an account on Reddit. And there’s so much free nude content there. No need to pay $30 bucks a month, when I’ve already seen your coochie.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 10, 2022, 04:27:45 AM
Most of the OnlyFans girls only also have an account on Reddit. And there’s so much free nude content there. No need to pay $30 bucks a month, when I’ve already seen your coochie.
I know. I found one video of Jessica Nigri with Amouranth dressed as succubi, which I believe is from Amouranth's OF. Sadly, there's no pseudo-lesbian action, and only Amouranth does any nudity. (Unleashes and plays with her breasts.) Amouranth has shown her ass, but I don't believe she does full frontal.
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Post by: Shiela_M on September 10, 2022, 03:00:29 PM
The way she's been acting since she was freed from the conservatorship, she might as well just start an Onlyfans, and make some money. Because she's been posting a lot of nude pics censored with emojis. And it comes off like she still needs help.
I blame the conservatorship for how's she acting now. I believe that it started with good intentions, but like.most things turned into being all about the money. She had no freedom in it, and she was getting "do this" and "do that" from so many places that she was confused on what she can and cant do. Now that she's free from it, she's getting "let loose" and "do this" and "do that" from all over social media, and I dont think she really knows how to act. She's been in an "open prison" for so long, she has no idea what she's doing. She doesn't need help in the way most people are thinking. She need proper guidance from people she can trust, but since the abuse from conservatorship, how can she trust anybody?
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 10, 2022, 05:07:07 PM
The way she's been acting since she was freed from the conservatorship, she might as well just start an Onlyfans, and make some money. Because she's been posting a lot of nude pics censored with emojis. And it comes off like she still needs help.
I blame the conservatorship for how's she acting now. I believe that it started with good intentions, but like.most things turned into being all about the money. She had no freedom in it, and she was getting "do this" and "do that" from so many places that she was confused on what she can and cant do. Now that she's free from it, she's getting "let loose" and "do this" and "do that" from all over social media, and I dont think she really knows how to act. She's been in an "open prison" for so long, she has no idea what she's doing. She doesn't need help in the way most people are thinking. She need proper guidance from people she can trust, but since the abuse from conservatorship, how can she trust anybody?
True. But the conservatorship was a result of her having a serious breakdown (remember her shaving her head?) in 2007 and 2008 that resulted in her being hospitalized for drug use and being put under observation in a psych ward. I'm not sure she truly got the help she needed.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Pornhubby on September 10, 2022, 05:48:12 PM
I am a certified guardianship specialist in Texas. Texas courts have the authority to appoint a guardian with full or limited authority over an incapacitated person. However, a guardianship should be only as restrictive (See Tex. Est. Code § 1001.001(a)): as indicated by the person's actual mental or physical limitations; and as necessary to promote and protect their well-being.
“The court shall design the guardianship to encourage the development or maintenance of maximum self-reliance and independence in the incapacitated person, including by presuming that the incapacitated person retains capacity to make personal decisions regarding the person’s residence." See Texas Estates Code § 1001.001(b).
There are two types of guardianships. A guardianship of the person, who can make decisions about where someone lives, what medical treatment they receive, etc. And then there is a guardianship of the estate. A person to make decisions about finances and assets.
Although the Code is drafted very conservatively, I have routinely seen the courts just slap a full blown guardianship on people with disabilities. The guardian has to post a bond and make annual reports to the court, but it is unusual to bust a guardianship. Because many of the victims lack the resources or fortitude to take on a court. Many judges feel that removing a guardianship draws scrutiny as to whether the guardianship should’ve been created in the first place.
I didn’t pay much attention to the Brittany Spears case, but she seems to be doing all right. Liking booze and pills is not grounds for a guardianship. Otherwise, 50% of the western world would be under one.
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Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 10, 2022, 05:50:34 PM
I am a certified guardianship specialist in Texas. Texas courts have the authority to appoint a guardian with full or limited authority over an incapacitated person. However, a guardianship should be only as restrictive (See Tex. Est. Code § 1001.001(a)): as indicated by the person's actual mental or physical limitations; and as necessary to promote and protect their well-being.
“The court shall design the guardianship to encourage the development or maintenance of maximum self-reliance and independence in the incapacitated person, including by presuming that the incapacitated person retains capacity to make personal decisions regarding the person’s residence." See Texas Estates Code § 1001.001(b).
There are two types of guardianships. A guardianship of the person, who can make decisions about where someone lives, what medical treatment they receive, etc. And then there is a guardianship of the estate. A person to make decisions about finances and assets.
Although the Code is drafted very conservatively, I have routinely seen the courts just slap a full blown guardianship on people with disabilities. The guardian hast to post a bond to make annual reports to the court, but it is unusual to bus to guardianship. Because many of the victims lack the resources or fortitude to take on a court. Many judges feel that removing a guardianship draws scrutiny as to whether the guardianship should’ve been created in the first place.
I didn’t pay much attention to the Brittany Sears case, but she seems to be doing all right. Liking booze and pills is not grounds for a guardianship. Otherwise, 50% of the western world would be under one.
I believe the guardianship was due to the mental breakdown. But it is crystal clear that her father was taking advantage of it.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Pornhubby on September 14, 2022, 04:06:49 AM
Watching School of Rock tonight (I am suing them tomorrow), and just thought I’d like to fuck the legal aged Miranda Cosgrove.
Mine would have to be Milana Vayntrub - so beautiful and such a hot body
https://www.imagefap.com/photo/837452314/
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Thanks for the post, and you get a woo.
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Inman789 on October 06, 2022, 06:57:41 PM
Thank you very much! I need to do some digging and learning, again, thanks!
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Post by: Pornhubby on October 09, 2022, 02:19:17 AM
Ivanka was showing off the boobs her daddy bought.
(https://i.imgur.com/TWV34jU.jpg)
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Post by: hardcock57 on October 11, 2022, 04:32:15 PM
For me, these days, cause it changes a lot, it would be Halston Sage. Her body is so perfect but its her mouth and smile that really does it for me....
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Post by: MintJulie on October 12, 2022, 06:50:07 AM
Really need to get back to my computer and off this Mac so I can post pictures easier. Thx for the assist, fella.
Another view of her (https://www.goldenglobes.com/sites/default/files/styles/portrait_medium/public/people/cover_images/gg_rosamund_pike.jpg?format=pjpg&auto=webp&optimize=high)
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Post by: Pornhubby on October 12, 2022, 06:52:08 AM
Really need to get back to my computer and off this Mac so I can post pictures easier. Thx for the assist, fella.
I want to dredge that crack with my tongue. Just saying…
Sorry if I'm pissing on anyone's chips (aka french fries) but it's claimed that in an interview she said she was wearing a merkin (for the film, not the interview). Lucky Stanley Tucci nevertheless.
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Post by: Pornhubby on October 24, 2022, 11:36:37 PM
Title: Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
Post by: Donotuy on October 26, 2022, 10:14:34 AM
Maybe someone has already talked about this, but I would definitely have sex with lady gaga. She is an incredibly energetic woman, and I am convinced that she gives herself to sex 100% :D
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on October 26, 2022, 12:43:21 PM
Anneka Svenska
(https://i.imgur.com/zpoMlzZ.jpg)
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Post by: GEMINIGUY on October 26, 2022, 02:27:17 PM
Maybe someone has already talked about this, but I would definitely have sex with lady gaga. She is an incredibly energetic woman, and I am convinced that she gives herself to sex 100% :D
Not to mention she has such an amazing ass . . .
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Post by: Pornhubby on October 26, 2022, 04:10:30 PM
Loved her in the sitcom Mom as Anna Farris' main character's mother. I was pissed CBS cancelled the show after Anna Farris' decided to move on. The show was just as good, shifting the focus to Allison Janney's character. Jaime Pressly was amazing in there as one of the shows cougars.
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Post by: msslave on November 19, 2022, 05:56:09 PM
FYI... Allison Janney turns 63 , today. I love hot looking younger chicks. ;D
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Post by: Dirtymind on November 19, 2022, 07:29:53 PM
Is Rachel McCoy from Southlake? Figures. Southlake is the new Highland Park for monied hotties. (https://www.southlakestyle.com/downloads/10992/download/101566.jpe?cb=416d3e58a9fa2664cc32a01288b20139&w=1200) I know one of the girls in that photo.
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Post by: staci on November 22, 2022, 07:30:57 PM
Colts'' Dad coached there for a while. They play some football there.
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Post by: Pornhubby on November 22, 2022, 11:55:09 PM
How could you forget? She's like the 21st century version of the girl from Def Leppard's "Photograph". Those lyrics describe Kat perfectly. All I have to do is hear her voice in my head and I'm hard.
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Post by: Pornhubby on December 05, 2022, 02:15:51 PM
You can see every episode of 2 Broke Girls on Roku now.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on December 22, 2022, 07:43:11 PM
It's leapt to the top of the bucket list. Prime and Netflix don't have it in the UK but Sky does. There seems to be umpteen sequels, are they any good as well?
Maybe not your type PH, but couldn't resist this image
(https://i.imgur.com/Wao4AGO.jpg)
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Post by: Pornhubby on December 22, 2022, 07:49:05 PM
My American Pie favorite is the foreign exchange student, Nadia. No surprises there! Played by Shannon Elizabeth from Houston. What a hottie.
As far as the sequels are concerned, the second one is pretty good. The third one, American Pie Wedding, wasn’t nearly as funny. And I never saw the final one, American Pie Reunion.
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Post by: Clitical Thinking on December 22, 2022, 08:28:47 PM
It's leapt to the top of the bucket list. Prime and Netflix don't have it in the UK but Sky does. There seems to be umpteen sequels, are they any good as well?
Maybe not your type PH, but couldn't resist this image
(https://i.imgur.com/Wao4AGO.jpg)
I think she was only 38 when the original was filmed and is 61 now, but there's something about her that I find more attractive these days than back then 🤔
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Post by: Pornhubby on December 22, 2022, 10:06:06 PM
Coolidge did Two Broke Girls with Kat Dennings, or as I call it, a win-win.
I call her mumbly Jeanette, because half the time, I can't understand a word she's singing. She has immense talent, but she just has a nack for sluring all her words into one constant vowel. Hard to understamd her.
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Post by: Blue_Eyes on December 24, 2022, 06:55:50 AM
I call her mumbly Jeanette, because half the time, I can't understand a word she's singing. She has immense talent, but she just has a nack for sluring all her words into one constant vowel. Hard to understamd her.
But that body! And that face! She can mumble all she wants, I just want a chance to see if I can get her to hit all four octaves of her vocal range...😜😜😜😜
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Post by: Shiela_M on December 24, 2022, 06:58:20 AM
But that body! And that face! She can mumble all she wants, I just want a chance to see if I can get her to hit all four octaves of her vocal range...😜😜😜😜
Just call your dick Mr. Donut, and she'll be licking it all night long!!
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Post by: Pornhubby on December 24, 2022, 12:33:16 PM
That dude must have magic dick that attracts women on the rebound. Ariana, Kim Kardashian. I'm half expecting to hear about him hooking up with Gisele Bunchden now that she's divorced.
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Post by: Dirtymind on December 25, 2022, 04:40:18 PM
That dude must have magic dick that attracts women on the rebound. Ariana, Kim Kardashian. I'm half expecting to hear about him hooking up with Gisele Bunchden now that she's divorced.
It's cause he's funny. Having said that, he looks dirty. Not the good kind. And I have to admit, the number of people I would rather fuck than Kim Kardashian is very very long
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Post by: Pornhubby on December 25, 2022, 06:36:47 PM
First off she is sexy as fuck. Second she is damaged. She needs an older daddy to just take care of her. I love her. I want to be there for her emotionally. She can cry out her pain on my shoulder. Of course I want to tenderly take her clothes off and then fuck her until I die.
Kat just oozes sexiness in every way. I will freely admit that I believe Kat is too much for me. Like a peewee football playing the Bears, I’d simply end up in pain or even dead.
But I sincerely believe I could ease Taylor’s pain…all night long.
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Post by: Pornhubby on January 10, 2023, 04:44:47 PM
Woo #37. Love them both.
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Post by: MintJulie on January 10, 2023, 05:03:23 PM
Oh, I really want Taylor, but I'm just afraid that afterward she'd write a song about me. The kids all listen to her too, so I can't have that. Otherwise I would do her.
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Post by: staci on January 10, 2023, 05:28:56 PM
I saw one last night I would gladly do bad things to her.
Jana Kramer
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Post by: Pornhubby on January 10, 2023, 05:48:49 PM
Oh, I really want Taylor, but I'm just afraid that afterward she'd write a song about me. The kids all listen to her too, so I can't have that. Otherwise I would do her.
:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
(https://i.imgur.com/zjvSkVG.png)
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Post by: Clitical Thinking on January 10, 2023, 07:13:52 PM
I saw one last night I would gladly do bad things to her.
Jana Kramer
(https://i.imgur.com/eBdwGIO.jpeg)
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Post by: Shiela_M on January 11, 2023, 07:26:36 PM
I've been watching bones lately, or at least having it background noise, but I'm starting to get a thing for David Paul Boreanaz. (https://i.postimg.cc/6phgbtbH/DavidBz.jpg)
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Post by: Bittersweet on January 11, 2023, 08:09:06 PM
My wife's been watching Bones.. maybe she has a thing too.. hmmm
I've been watching bones lately, or at least having it background noise, but I'm starting to get a thing for David Paul Boreanaz. (https://i.postimg.cc/6phgbtbH/DavidBz.jpg)
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Post by: Bittersweet on January 13, 2023, 10:51:58 PM
I was thinking Anna Kendrick and there she is. I love her humor but especially love her BOD. My man thinks she's smokin hot too and wouldn't it be something if we could do her together.
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Post by: Pornhubby on January 14, 2023, 04:45:25 PM
And blue dresses...and former presidents from Arkansas
(https://i.postimg.cc/pTG0hDf0/monica.webp)
Only cause she was scared of Mint ;D
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Post by: Pornhubby on March 09, 2023, 08:30:35 PM
I spent a number of years in Arkansas working on the savings and loan crisis in the 1980’s. The biggest S&L failure in history (at that time) was in Pine Bluff and involved a real estate scam that came to be known as “Whitewater.”
So I typically stayed in the Excelsior Hotel in Little Rock. My firm kept a suite on the executive level. Which also seemed to be Governor Bill‘s favorite place to meet his girlfriends. It was a short walk from the state capitol, where his office was.
I often saw him in the elevator. But remembered an uncomfortable look on his face, when he walked into it with a lovely blonde. I wouldn’t know her name for a few more years, but it was Gennifer Flowers. Slick Willie from Hope. Amazing how innocent those days seem, compared to the bullshit we deal with in politics daily.
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Post by: Pornhubby on March 13, 2023, 01:33:49 AM
Watching Michelle Williams on the champagne carpet...
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Post by: MintJulie on March 13, 2023, 04:18:46 AM
Love her. I think I may have mentioned her here when we saw Fabelmans.
She looked amazing tonight on the carpet in the white gown. And her hair. I wish I could do a pixie.
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Post by: Pornhubby on March 29, 2023, 04:21:15 PM
Minnie is giving Daddy a Maxie this morning. (https://emojipedia-us.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/thumbs/160/apple/81/see-no-evil-monkey_1f648.png)
But I wouldnt say "fuck", more like lick and kiss on her, maybe a little biting. She can wear those fangs... see what they feel like on my neck and breasts... inner thigh...
Ok never mind, I'd fuck her. Let Allan watch...
Oooh boy, new shower time fantasy coming up.
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Post by: MintJulie on April 12, 2023, 03:50:45 AM
I have been watching underworld on netflix sooooo....
But I wouldnt say "fuck", more like lick and kiss on her, maybe a little biting. She can wear those fangs... see what they feel like on my neck and breasts... inner thigh...
Ok never mind, I'd fuck her. Let Allan watch...
Well, that was unexpected
And HOT!
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Post by: anonmyname on April 12, 2023, 11:36:42 PM
Michelle Williams can pull off that frumpy plain looking woman thing quite well, ,considering she is beautiful. She is in a poorly rated movie I love, Deception (2008), with Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor, with Charlotte Rampling.
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Post by: anonmyname on April 12, 2023, 11:44:59 PM
Michelle Williams made me lose my train of thought. I think my choice is Julianne Moore. Since I'll never get the chance Amanda Seyfried in Chloe (2009) gave a good performance. Not a great movie IMO but who cares.
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Post by: Pornhubby on April 14, 2023, 04:30:26 PM
Jere, try to post only the actual JPEG file. Because all of these hosted sites take you off our forum to another location and spam you with a bunch of clickbait.
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Post by: Mr Jack on June 28, 2023, 07:08:42 PM
Maria Bello
(https://images2.imgbox.com/ae/44/VTT2OnVO_o.jpg)
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Post by: Shiela_M on July 06, 2023, 04:45:23 PM
This one is even new to me and the revelation kind of shocked me. Was watching a movie last night, and he never came across like this before, but I was like... damn, I could sit on that face.
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Post by: Shiela_M on July 06, 2023, 06:06:53 PM
I never really found him all that attractive before, but I saw him in a car commercial a few days ago, and then last night we were watching a rather dumb movie he was in, and one moment it just kind of hit me.
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Post by: Pornhubby on July 11, 2023, 11:58:23 PM
Zooey
(https://i.imgur.com/5E8UN5i.jpg)
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Post by: Dirtymind on July 21, 2023, 03:05:21 PM
I saw The Jerk the other night, and it just got me excited about Bernadette Peters (again).
(https://i.imgur.com/U8zarVn.png)
I’d never heard of Bernadette Peters and your post sent me down a fascinating rabbit hole. Welcome relief after several hours troubleshooting a web contact form that wasn’t cooperating.
What struck me about that Playboy cover was Bernadette’s breasts. They look as if they’d been augmented, and not very well. Yet Boobpedia (https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Bernadette_Peters) identifies them as natural.
I found dozens of photos of her on Usenet, and over time her breasts have gone from perky to fulsome to saggy, all very normal. Nowhere could I find photos exhibiting the drooping circular profile characteristic of implants.
The puzzle deepened when I took a look at the cover of the December 1981 issue as posted on the Playboy website. Now I’m wondering if PB had, or still has, alternative covers for different markets.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on August 10, 2023, 01:50:52 PM
I'm impressed by all your detective work Hilda, my nerdiness sent me on a search for the cover of PB. All sites offering copies for sale have the black dress cover. Also the scribble on the botton right of the augmented breasts cover seems to read "HuntaFake" to me.
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Post by: Dirtymind on August 17, 2023, 05:01:04 PM
Watching Lincoln Lawyer, and Neve Campbell has aged so gracefully.
I agree. I never watched "Party of Five" or any of the "Scream" movies," and while I didn't really like "Wild Things," I strongly preferred her subtlety vs, Denise Richards's obviousness.
I just finished Season 2 of "Lincoln Lawyer," and while she's "only" 49, yet she looks great and she exudes a "mature" sexuality.
At the same time, given the choice, I'd go with Ex-Wife #2, the tiny blonde woman in this cast photo:
(https://i.imgur.com/4JwESGy.png)
It has more to do with her character than her looks, though I never minded looking at her.
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Post by: Shiela_M on August 17, 2023, 08:39:09 PM
It has more to do with her character than her looks, though I never minded looking at her.
Stripper from How I met your Mother. I recognized her but couldn't remember from where.
She's tiny (she's listed as being 5' 2" and 125 lbs,) but her character has a huge personality. She's whip-smart and sassy, and despite her size, no one takes advantage of her.
In the show, she's engaged to to bearded guy standing to her right. He's 6' 4" and 175 lbs., most of it muscle.
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Post by: Shiela_M on August 17, 2023, 10:30:50 PM
After watching the remake of the Magnificent Seven, I had some very very dirty thoughts of him and Chris Pratt. Let me help you unload those six shooter boys!! Yummy!
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Post by: MintJulie on August 19, 2023, 04:59:56 AM
Chris Pratt. Yeah, I've been crushing on him.
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Post by: Pornhubby on August 19, 2023, 07:02:15 PM
You're surprised that Toe gets very kinky at times. :emot_laughing:
Ewww
Exactly what I thought since the thread is titled 'would like to' and not 'would have liked to'. Two very different meanings, and I couldn't resist yanking his chain. :emot_pfftdevil:
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Post by: Pornhubby on August 21, 2023, 09:58:49 PM
I was very young, and she was very hot. I felt the same way about Eva Gabor, Barbara Eden, Dawn Wells, and Donna Douglas too, for that matter. My after school boner ladies.
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Post by: MintJulie on August 21, 2023, 11:15:26 PM
I was very young, and she was very hot. I felt the same way about Eva Gabor, Barbara Eden, Dawn Wells, and Donna Douglas too, for that matter. My after school boner ladies.
Well, I think Bob was talking about her corpse up above.
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Post by: msslave on August 21, 2023, 11:58:06 PM
What can I say. Sometimes my brain takes a left turn. :facepalm:
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Post by: MissBarbara on August 22, 2023, 12:13:45 AM
You're surprised that Toe gets very kinky at times. :emot_laughing:
Ewww
Exactly what I thought since the thread is titled 'would like to' and not 'would have liked to'. Two very different meanings, and I couldn't resist yanking his chain. :emot_pfftdevil:
I've been in love (and lust) with Audrey Hepburn for decades, and she died about 5 years before I even knew I was gay.
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Post by: Pornhubby on August 22, 2023, 12:41:13 AM
This board is too small to quibble over semantics. So fire away at will. I don’t give a shit.
Myrna Loy. Born the same year as my grandmother, 1905.
Myrna Loy. Born the same year as my grandmother, 1905.
It's good to find a Myrna Loy fan. Another favourite is Hedy Lamarr.
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Post by: HistBuff on August 22, 2023, 12:23:51 PM
Margaret Lockwood (here between scenes with Alfred Hitchkock on the set of A Lady Vanishes, 1938)
I have a story featuring her elsewhere. Describing her being stripped from that exact outfit to Eve-nudity was an amazing writing experience. I'll never forget the scene where she was naked and sitting on the rug with her legs folded under her, the whiteness of her body looking bright against the dark woodwork inside the diner car.
I thought the same thing as MJ and ODK. When I saw that clip, I assumed it was a fake.
I googled pictures of her (I mean, regular pictures, with her clothes on), and she's nowhere near that busty.
But googling also revealed that she has had breast enhancement surgery at least twice, and when you look at pictures of her today, she very much is "that busty."
So maybe they're real?
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Post by: MintJulie on August 23, 2023, 01:00:44 AM
This scene from the movie is cropped above her boobs. But the footage in the movie has her holding a towel and or a wash cloth, either one or the other at all times. This is a very well done fake. UNLESS it's an outtake, which we know there are some that get leaked. For example Jennifer Aniston (https://celebsunmasked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Jennifer-Aniston-topless.jpg)
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Post by: Hilda on August 23, 2023, 01:54:17 AM
This scene from the movie is cropped above her boobs. But the footage in the movie has her holding a towel and or a wash cloth, either one or the other at all times. This is a very well done fake.
There's a slight glitch in the movement of her hand. It makes sense if she were pulling on a towel or robe.
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Post by: Pornhubby on August 23, 2023, 04:23:14 AM
This scene from the movie is cropped above her boobs. But the footage in the movie has her holding a towel and or a wash cloth, either one or the other at all times. This is a very well done fake. UNLESS it's an outtake, which we know there are some that get leaked. For example Jennifer Aniston (https://celebsunmasked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Jennifer-Aniston-topless.jpg)
It was called a “directors cut.” I honestly don’t know.
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Post by: Shiela_M on August 24, 2023, 12:24:41 AM
Having watched all the pitch perfect movies. Loved the Green Bay packers scene with Clay Mathews, yummy in the second movie , and seeing quite a few interviews with her, she has all but guaranteed she will never do a nude scene. It is very much a fake.
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Post by: MintJulie on August 24, 2023, 01:37:18 PM
Margaret Lockwood (here between scenes with Alfred Hitchkock on the set of A Lady Vanishes, 1938)
I have a story featuring her elsewhere. Describing her being stripped from that exact outfit to Eve-nudity was an amazing writing experience. I'll never forget the scene where she was naked and sitting on the rug with her legs folded under her, the whiteness of her body looking bright against the dark woodwork inside the diner car.
If you Google Danielle Lloyd, there are a number of women with that name. But your photo’s subject has an unusual facial shape and chin. So I was trying to see which of these women was the same one you fancy. All the nudes looked fake.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on September 17, 2023, 08:19:26 PM
She's this Danielle Lloyd (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Lloyd)
Danielle Lloyd (formerly O'Hara; born 16 December 1983) is an English model and television personality. A former Miss England (2004) and Miss Great Britain (2006), Lloyd first rose to prominence when she was stripped of her Miss Great Britain title after posing nude in the December 2006 edition of Playboy magazine. Her Miss Great Britain title was reinstated in 2010.
In 2007, Lloyd appeared on the fifth series of the Channel 4 reality show Celebrity Big Brother, where she was involved in the Big Brother racism controversy. She won the celebrity edition of The Weakest Link in 2008 and Total Wipeout in 2010.
The only Playboy image I can find is this one
(https://i.imgur.com/en40SYe.jpg)
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Post by: Pornhubby on September 17, 2023, 08:23:43 PM
Thanks for the education. I had never heard of her.
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Post by: Pornhubby on September 21, 2023, 04:03:38 AM
WOO Great pick, I've been a fan of hers for a while.
Someone likes them young (18+) and spicy. Like me.
:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
:emot_laughing:
I'm slacking in celebrities. I hadn't even known Heidi HAD A daughter [not to mention I only recognized like three of the celebrities in the new season of Dancing With The Stars].
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Post by: Shiela_M on September 28, 2023, 07:15:08 PM
I'm not about to start a whole new thread for this, but when I would go out with a bunch of friends, every now and again, I'd "make out" with one of them to excite the men around us. Loved the attention. I've kissed Amanda and Shannon more times than most men I've been with. So...
Celebrity I'd make out with in a bar/club Hilary Duff (https://i.postimg.cc/C5wmLZ51/101916-hilary-duff-lead-2000-64b9f498f81c4cb8b2db48a0b60bc1ef.webp)
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Post by: MintJulie on September 28, 2023, 08:23:12 PM
Kissing Hillary? Well, yeah. I'm definitely in.
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Post by: ObiDongKenobi on September 28, 2023, 08:26:18 PM
Can I watch?
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Post by: MintJulie on September 28, 2023, 08:29:04 PM
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Post by: xesman on January 31, 2024, 08:42:53 PM
I agree!
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Post by: sl on February 05, 2024, 11:07:34 AM
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All these AT&T commercials are giving me a boner for Lilly, a/k/a Russian Milana Vayntrub.
Yes! She is from Uzbekistan though. And I just found out she is an official MILF now. She had a kid a few years ago. There is a beautiful pic of her in an NYT profile from but not ago. I'll look for the link.
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Post by: Dirtymind on February 09, 2024, 07:41:59 PM
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Post by: sl on February 16, 2024, 11:01:49 PM
Here is the NY Times pic of Milana Vayntrub. I don't see how to upload the pic (don't know if that is even possible) and don't want to embed such a large one, so here is just the link:
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Post by: sl on February 18, 2024, 09:47:55 PM
Thanks for the image help, and wow, that lingerie pic was unexpected! She is beautiful in it, but I think too young for me at the time it was taken ;).
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Post by: staci on February 18, 2024, 10:39:32 PM
Rachel Riley
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Post by: watcher1 on February 19, 2024, 02:57:07 PM
If it's strictly fuck... hmm. Scar-Jo, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Christina Ricci or a younger Bea Arthur. Not necessarily in that order.
I am watching the Hollywood Remodel with Jeff Lewis right now on HGTV and he is doing Christina Ricci’s house!
Jesus, she’s 20 years older, still so fuckable! (https://hips.hearstapps.com/vidthumb/images/christina-ricci-yellowjackets-1642067479.jpg?crop=0.712xw:1.00xh;0.0499xw,0&resize=1200:*)
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Post by: Pornhubby on May 02, 2024, 11:29:21 PM
And on a separate note, Kate Beckinsale has fallen off the list. She just doesn't do it for me. Still gorgeous, and very stylish, but just no physical attraction anymore.
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Post by: Dirtymind on May 07, 2024, 10:24:06 PM
And on a separate note, Kate Beckinsale has fallen off the list. She just doesn't do it for me. Still gorgeous, and very stylish, but just no physical attraction anymore.
For me, it's about aging gracefully. You're not supposed to look like you're 20 forever. You look at someone like Dianne Lane or even Helen Mirren. - they're aging. But they're still beautiful.
And trying to cling to that youth is sad. Look at someone like Nicole Kidman. Her face has completely changed
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Post by: MintJulie on May 08, 2024, 02:26:58 PM
We went to the movies yesterday to watch FALL GUY.
Yes, I know you're thinking I'm going to say Ryan Gosling. Nope.
Emily Blunt. Love her as an actress. She has gotten so much more beautiful as she has aged.
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Post by: watcher1 on May 08, 2024, 07:04:07 PM