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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #420 on: June 10, 2019, 10:48:59 PM
I know.  :roll:


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Reply #421 on: June 11, 2019, 01:36:26 PM

I did not.   But I'm going to tonight.   Unless he says "No, I have a headache."   Or one of his other lame excuses.


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Reply #422 on: June 11, 2019, 01:41:41 PM
It was really nasty at our house last night Jules.  Sex toy got more than 45 minutes.  She said five.  One for me too.


ChirpingGirl

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Reply #423 on: June 11, 2019, 03:16:16 PM
Kids bragging about your sex. Get jobs, you hippies.  :roll:


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Reply #424 on: June 11, 2019, 03:59:45 PM
Ethel, git th' hose, the dadblamed lesbians is at it again.

Ethel?  Where'd ye go?


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Reply #425 on: June 11, 2019, 04:02:45 PM
Quote from: psiberzerker on June 11, 2019, 03:59:45 PM


Ethel?  Where'd ye go?


Based on my head this morning, in my tummy last night.


psiberzerker

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Reply #426 on: June 11, 2019, 04:12:59 PM
Should have said Esther.

She's poly.


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Reply #427 on: June 12, 2019, 03:59:25 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on June 11, 2019, 01:36:26 PM

I did not.   But I'm going to tonight.   Unless he says "No, I have a headache."   Or one of his other lame excuses.



Oh boy.




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Reply #428 on: June 12, 2019, 04:52:57 AM
CJ needs to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid!  :emot_banghead:


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Reply #429 on: June 12, 2019, 04:58:45 AM
Quote from: DurangoDan on June 12, 2019, 03:59:25 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on June 11, 2019, 01:36:26 PM

I did not.   But I'm going to tonight.   Unless he says "No, I have a headache."   Or one of his other lame excuses.



Oh boy.





Time to step up to the plate.


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Reply #430 on: June 12, 2019, 01:37:14 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on June 11, 2019, 01:36:26 PM

I did not.   But I'm going to tonight.   Unless he says "No, I have a headache."   Or one of his other lame excuses.




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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #431 on: June 12, 2019, 03:36:55 PM
 :roll:

CJ ain't gonna make it another week and a half.  :facepalm:

Wifey sent me pics of her in a red bikini about to go swimming with the kids. "Your grandma says I must taste as yummy as I look."  :emot_weird:

If she were here I'd rip that bikini to pieces.  :roll:


And she better not be fucking my grandma.  :roll: She's as gorgeous and ageless as my mom is.  :facepalm:


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Reply #432 on: June 12, 2019, 04:13:57 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on June 12, 2019, 03:36:55 PM
Wifey sent me pics of her in a red bikini about to go swimming with the kids.

Now that's just cruel!


ChirpingGirl

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Reply #433 on: June 12, 2019, 05:14:14 PM
It's not cruel. It's pure evil.  :roll:

She looks so fuckin' yummy she makes me wanna cummy.  :emot_thdrool:


:emot_banghead:

I'm gonna fucking die!  :facepalm:


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Reply #434 on: June 23, 2019, 03:33:04 PM


I told a friend that hubby might get lucky last night. 

Yeppers, he did.

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Reply #435 on: June 23, 2019, 04:33:29 PM
Chirp's orgasm was so loud, it woke me up.  ;D  And I was in a deep sleep after getting lucky last night...

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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #436 on: June 23, 2019, 06:43:54 PM
It wasn't me.

But it will be tonight.  ;D


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Reply #437 on: June 23, 2019, 08:02:47 PM
The night before.  Then we had to drive back, so I didn't really get a chance to report it.  It was nice.


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Reply #438 on: June 23, 2019, 08:06:41 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on June 23, 2019, 03:33:04 PM

I told a friend that hubby might get lucky last night. 

Yeppers, he did.


And here's hoping that the other present when hubby got laid also "got lucky"!









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Reply #439 on: June 24, 2019, 04:37:19 AM
One hour to go!  ;D

Wheelchair is upstairs. Wifey's in the shower. Wifey #2 is watching Jurassic park.  :D

2 weeks without.  :emot_weird:

I. Wanna. Get. FUCKED!  :aol_anal: :aol_asstoass: :aol_cunnilingus: :aol_69: :aol_doubledildo: :aol_missionary: :aol_doggystyle:

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