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Reply #20 on: July 24, 2020, 06:00:06 PM
Close captions are always on when we are watching anything from the BBC.

I agree with MJ. By us, ABC has the most atrocious background noise. So overpowering is the music, etc that one can hardly make out what someone is saying.

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Reply #21 on: July 24, 2020, 06:07:23 PM

How about when someone gets instantaneous information on their lap top, even when in a car.


Exactly.

Over Christmas I watched Die Hard 4 with my newphews, and there's a scene where a "hacker" is in the back of a moving truck, he types furiously on his laptop for about 7 seconds, and he shuts down the power to the entire eastern half of the country.






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Reply #22 on: July 25, 2020, 04:50:48 AM
And, too much background noise and I can't hear the dialogue.   So I turn it up.   Then the kids are yelling from upstairs telling us to turn the volume down.

 
it’s called “closed captions”.   :emot_kiss:


I don't like closed captions.   My vision is taking in all of the video on the screen.  I can't be distracted by closed captions.   I'll do it for foreign films, but not those with english speaking dialogue.  


Barb, I never thought of the hanging up and dial tone.   I will now though.  And it will irritate me.  hahaha


Another thing that bothers me is that every car in a movie has squealing wheels, either stopping, starting, or going around a corner.  The VW going around the corner at 20 miles an hour does not emit that much sound from the tires.   Enough with too many sound effects.  


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Reply #23 on: July 25, 2020, 05:22:08 AM
Bullets ricocheting off cars.

Like one second they'll go right through or shatter glass, but then they just bounce off a fuckin' Ford Pinto like it had tank armor.  :roll:



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Reply #24 on: July 25, 2020, 03:50:29 PM
In fights, the hero will literally take a pounding for five straight minutes and then have enough energy to deliver a fury of punches that knock the other guy out.

Goes with people falling two or three stories, landing with a bone jarring crunch, moan a little, then get back up like it was nothing.

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Reply #25 on: July 25, 2020, 05:54:43 PM
Close captions are always on when we are watching anything from the BBC.

So do I for some of the UK TV output and I'm British.  Virtually every American series has to have the sub-titles on.  Actors' diction is so bad these days and that together with actors thinking that mumbling is realism and annoying background sound tracks are my pet peeves.


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Reply #26 on: July 25, 2020, 05:56:30 PM
In fights, the hero will literally take a pounding for five straight minutes and then have enough energy to deliver a fury of punches that knock the other guy out.

And neither of them has marks on their faces or broken knuckles.


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Reply #27 on: July 25, 2020, 05:59:22 PM
Close captions are always on when we are watching anything from the BBC.

So do I for some of the UK TV output and I'm British.  Virtually every American series has to have the sub-titles on.  Actors' diction is so bad these days and that together with actors thinking that mumbling is realism and annoying background sound tracks are my pet peeves.



As you know, there are many accents in Britain, depending where one lives. I can understand many without using closed captions but some cockney accents are so deep and, as you have said, mumbled, making it hard to understand without captions.

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Reply #28 on: July 25, 2020, 06:00:16 PM
Just one woman's opinion, but......
Disproportionate amount of naked women being shown in comparison to naked men (and their ding dong being shown) in movies.


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Reply #29 on: July 25, 2020, 06:17:46 PM
Close captions are always on when we are watching anything from the BBC.

So do I for some of the UK TV output and I'm British.  Virtually every American series has to have the sub-titles on.  Actors' diction is so bad these days and that together with actors thinking that mumbling is realism and annoying background sound tracks are my pet peeves.



As you know, there are many accents in Britain, depending where one lives. I can understand many without using closed captions but some cockney accents are so deep and, as you have said, mumbled, making it hard to understand without captions.

Glaswegian can be impenetrable to anyone south of the border (and to some other Scots)


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Reply #30 on: July 25, 2020, 06:56:37 PM
Just one woman's opinion, but......
Disproportionate amount of naked women being shown in comparison to naked men (and their ding dong being shown) in movies.


No kidding.  Watch showgirls and there are boobs and growlers galore.  Even seen a stupid movie with jake that was borderline porn with stripping.  Then I watch Magic Mike and not even a glimpse of the goods, and Channing Tatum used to be a stripper in real life.  What the hell guys



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Reply #31 on: July 25, 2020, 06:59:03 PM

Just one woman's opinion, but......

Disproportionate amount of naked women being shown in comparison to naked men (and their ding dong being shown) in movies.


Well, this girl's opinion is that they have the ratio down perfectly.

I mean, I could have easily gone my whole life without seeing Kevin Bacon's junk.

Just sayin'








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Reply #32 on: July 25, 2020, 11:10:14 PM

Just one woman's opinion, but......

Disproportionate amount of naked women being shown in comparison to naked men (and their ding dong being shown) in movies.


Well, this girl's opinion is that they have the ratio down perfectly.

I mean, I could have easily gone my whole life without seeing Kevin Bacon's junk.

Just sayin'


hahaha

I don't recall seeing the Kevin Bacon's bacon.   I'm off to search google images now.





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Reply #33 on: July 26, 2020, 12:41:51 AM
Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights.

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Reply #34 on: July 26, 2020, 08:11:46 PM
I watched Where Eagles Dare (1969) last night.  It involved a crack team of Allied soldiers who staged a daring rescue during World War II. A U.S. general is being held captive in an imposing castle fort, high in the Bavarian Alps. The audacious plan calls for Lt. Schaffer (Clint Eastwood), Maj. Smith (Richard Burton) and other operatives to parachute down wearing Nazi disguises. They'll penetrate the mountain outpost while undercover operatives assist them from within. But their mission changes when they discover that there's a traitor in their midst.

What drove me crazy?  Clint Eastwood being repeatedly cornered by a dozen machine gun wielding Nazis in the castle, who all fired at him simultaneously and didn’t hit him *once*.  Of course, Eastwood had a small automatic weapon and killed them all, without reloading a single time.

Let’s call it the “magic machine gun” because with it, he also killed every driver in a dozen vehicles pursuing them, and even shot the Nazi aircraft controller inside the control tower, while driving by below, on the tarmac.  The body count was ridiculously high.  Oh.  And did I mention Eastwood shot all of those pursuing vehicles, while standing at the back of a snow plow bus with blown out windows?  While all of the other vehicles shot at him?  And no bullet holes in the back of the bus either.   :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:




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Reply #35 on: July 26, 2020, 09:21:24 PM
In adult videos, the guy is being sucked for five minutes, then he puts his cock in the woman and they go at for ten minutes and when it is time for the money shot, it takes the guy five minutes jacking off before he cums. In real life, the average guy would have exploded during the time the woman was going down on him. ;D

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Reply #36 on: July 26, 2020, 10:20:42 PM
In adult videos, the guy is being sucked for five minutes, then he puts his cock in the woman and they go at for ten minutes and when it is time for the money shot, it takes the guy five minutes jacking off before he cums. In real life, the average guy would have exploded during the time the woman was going down on him. ;D

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Reply #37 on: July 26, 2020, 10:20:46 PM
Toe's example reminds me of the scene in tombstone where kurt Russell's, wyatt earp walks into the river, stands in the middle, and kills everybody who is shooting at him from cover in the tree line.  He doesn't even get grazed.



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Reply #38 on: July 27, 2020, 01:14:44 PM
Toe's example reminds me of the scene in tombstone where kurt Russell's, wyatt earp walks into the river, stands in the middle, and kills everybody who is shooting at him from cover in the tree line.  He doesn't even get grazed.

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The  really crazy part about that scene is it is based on the accounts of the people who were there. There are multiple eyewitness statements that remarked on how lucky he was as well.



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Reply #39 on: July 27, 2020, 10:44:23 PM
Sometimes you just have to rack it up to divine intervention.



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