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Reply #2020 on: February 23, 2019, 03:49:34 PM
Cremains are not as fine as people think, and could possibly clog up the toilet.

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Reply #2021 on: February 23, 2019, 06:55:59 PM
Toilet drains range from 3-to-4 inches in diameter.  (Thanks for making me look that up) so if it's any chunkier than that, I'd say the crematorium isn't doing their job.  I know some of the things I've birthed, and flushed without clogging, and I must say.  They better not have any bits of bone larger than that.



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Reply #2022 on: February 23, 2019, 06:59:51 PM
girl scout cookie day. Not the activity, I'm just so tired.  :facepalm:



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Reply #2023 on: February 23, 2019, 07:46:27 PM
It doesn't ruin my day, but logging on, and finding 4 Incest stories in a row* in the Recent Unread Topics search with nothing else.  Day after day, it's become a bit of a regular disappointment.

(*Though it, varies, of course.  Today it was 4 in a row, while other days it might be 6 UA stories, or 10 mixed between those 2.)

I know I talk about this a lot, but it's not like it happens often.  It's every single day.  I bent over backwards, and pulled out every trick I know, for 6 weeks to get 3 stories.  3 pretty great stories I didn't have to write, but still.  It's really annoying when it's so rigidly predictable, and yet never ceases to disappoint me.

We get "New" members, with "New" comments, and "New" requests, but it's all, inevitably, the same thing.



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Reply #2024 on: February 23, 2019, 11:06:01 PM
Sitting and listening to someone whining and complaining about something and then watching them go and do the exactly same thing.



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Reply #2025 on: February 23, 2019, 11:09:16 PM
Sitting and listening to someone whining and complaining about something and then watching them go and do the exactly same thing.

Is that right?  What "Exactly" the same, then?

If I had to guess, I'd say you must not have read it, decided that I'm a hypocrite, and therefore I must have done exactly the same thing.  As all the other watersports stories in the INCEST section I was complaining about.  Specifically.

Either that, or you read it, and decided that a mother, and daughter Talking about sex is exactly the same thing as Incest.  So far, all the sex that's actually happened in the exact same thing was a husband getting his first blowjob from his wife.

Or, you know, "Exactly" what everyone else is doing, totally ruined your day.  Not that you're "whining" about it.  In the thread for sharing what ruined your day, and all.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2019, 11:18:52 PM by psiberzerker »



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Reply #2026 on: February 23, 2019, 11:30:50 PM
Sitting and listening to someone whining and complaining about something and then watching them go and do the exactly same thing.

Is that right?  What "Exactly" the same, then?

If I had to guess, I'd say you must not have read it, decided that I'm a hypocrite, and therefore I must have done exactly the same thing.  As all the other watersports stories in the INCEST section I was complaining about.  Specifically.

Either that, or you read it, and decided that a mother, and daughter Talking about sex is exactly the same thing as Incest.  So far, all the sex that's actually happened in the exact same thing was a husband getting his first blowjob from his wife.

Or, you know, "Exactly" what everyone else is doing, totally ruined your day.  Not that you're "whining" about it.  In the thread for sharing what ruined your day, and all.

psi, everything is not about you or the u/a and incest stories you write and then complain about reading other similar stories.
I was talking about listening not reading.



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Reply #2027 on: February 23, 2019, 11:35:45 PM
I was talking about listening not reading.

Right.    :roll:

incest stories you write and then complain about reading other similar stories.

Except for no matter how many times I have to say this, the complaint isn't "Having" to read Incest stories.  It's Not having ANYTHING ELSE to read, here.  Why is that such an impossible concept for you to grasp?  I don't mind hamburgers, I would just like the occasional slice of pizza on the menu.  

Please, somebody.  I know that Wayne isn't going to write anything else, but could someone give us a little more variety here?

Keep doing what you're doing, Wayne.  It wasn't about you, specifically either.  Besides, if I had stopped writing Incest stories, all together, 10 days ago.  Would you have noticed?

« Last Edit: February 24, 2019, 01:32:39 PM by psiberzerker »



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Reply #2028 on: February 24, 2019, 10:27:25 AM
It doesn't ruin my day, but logging on, and finding 4 Incest stories in a row* in the Recent Unread Topics search with nothing else.  Day after day, it's become a bit of a regular disappointment.

(*Though it, varies, of course.  Today it was 4 in a row, while other days it might be 6 UA stories, or 10 mixed between those 2.)

I know I talk about this a lot, but it's not like it happens often.  It's every single day.  I bent over backwards, and pulled out every trick I know, for 6 weeks to get 3 stories.  3 pretty great stories I didn't have to write, but still.

Psi, I now can see and understand where your coming from.



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Reply #2029 on: February 24, 2019, 12:18:09 PM


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Reply #2030 on: February 24, 2019, 01:33:18 PM
Psi, I now can see and understand where your coming from.

It's not just me.

I was talking about listening not reading.

You also said "Them."



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Reply #2031 on: February 25, 2019, 12:27:43 AM
Yesterday actually... England beaten by Wales in the Six Nations rugby... and today Ireland beat Italy...

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Reply #2032 on: February 25, 2019, 01:57:11 AM
I had a good friend and her sister coming over tonight and we were going to watch the Oscar's.  Also coming was Kevin's brother and his wife.   They ALL cancelled.  :(
One had a sick child and baby sitter cancel.  The others had a mini family emergency.


Best picture... I LOVED "Green Book", but doubt it will win.  It was a special movie.   "Bohemian Rhapsody" was very good also.

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I really didn't see anything else.   I need to go to the movies more often.

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Reply #2033 on: February 25, 2019, 02:29:09 AM
The good news is, I won over $1,000 in the casino today.  The bad news is, I’m going to need $1,000 to pay for the fucking $16 cocktails and $75 steaks!  This place is expensive as shit!  But the thread count on the sheets is really high.  And wifey is putting out like a $5 whore.



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Reply #2034 on: February 25, 2019, 01:51:16 PM
Yay, Toe!


What ruined my day, or should I say What is Ruining my day.

A sliver.   A m*therf***ing sliver in my finger.  I can't even see it.  I don't know how I got it.   It's irritating the sh*t out of me.

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Reply #2035 on: February 25, 2019, 02:32:25 PM
Yay, Toe!


What ruined my day, or should I say What is Ruining my day.

A sliver.   A m*therf***ing sliver in my finger.  I can't even see it.  I don't know how I got it.   It's irritating the sh*t out of me.

could it have come from one of the four bed posts you attached your naked hubby?

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Reply #2036 on: February 25, 2019, 02:55:08 PM
Yay, Toe!


What ruined my day, or should I say What is Ruining my day.

A sliver.   A m*therf***ing sliver in my finger.  I can't even see it.  I don't know how I got it.   It's irritating the sh*t out of me.

could it have come from one of the four bed posts you attached your naked hubby?

hahaha I shared a little TMI the other day - that post has been edited.   ;)

We were moving stuff from one room to another, I must have gotten it then.  UGH, I'm going to dig a hole in my finger trying to get this thing out.

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Reply #2037 on: February 25, 2019, 04:04:38 PM

We were moving stuff from one room to another, I must have gotten it then.  UGH, I'm going to dig a hole in my finger trying to get this thing out.

I know a hole you can put your finger in …... ;D ;D

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Reply #2038 on: February 25, 2019, 04:04:54 PM
Sorry Jules... I read it yesterday and the word pictures you "painted" with that hot story will be etched on my mind for a long time. It's like a sexy porno loop running through my mind. :sign_pornostar:

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Reply #2039 on: February 25, 2019, 04:42:08 PM
If you want an old farmer trick for removing slivers (and it actually works).
Find a pine tree and get some pitch from the tree (pitch <--sap) cover the sliver (where it entered your skin)....leave in on for a day or two (it will pull the sliver out and take away the pain also. (if you want, cover the area of the finger with a band aid, but it's not necessary).

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