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Offline licksnkissez

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Reply #260 on: December 29, 2011, 12:33:26 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 28, 2011, 11:40:45 PM
Quote from: licksnkissez on December 28, 2011, 11:01:58 PM
Wait just a moment, Licks! This is an oxymoron!


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Reply #261 on: January 01, 2012, 04:25:08 PM
Ok Toe....Bye....

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Reply #262 on: January 01, 2012, 06:50:59 PM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #263 on: January 01, 2012, 06:56:23 PM
Seems to me it should read "Fuck Me" ?


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Reply #264 on: January 04, 2012, 08:15:52 PM







"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #265 on: January 04, 2012, 11:42:58 PM


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Reply #266 on: January 04, 2012, 11:55:08 PM
Well, there are other, very satisfying uses for it to.

:)

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Reply #267 on: January 05, 2012, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 04, 2012, 11:55:08 PM
Well, there are other, very satisfying uses for it to.

:)



Great point!



"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #268 on: January 05, 2012, 06:37:29 PM
I was thinking that maybe God made the middle finger for pervs and horny people.


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Reply #269 on: January 05, 2012, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 04, 2012, 11:55:08 PM
Well, there are other, very satisfying uses for it to.

:)


I've used everything from my 'middle-finger' to my whole hand.  :P  And any combination in-between.

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Reply #270 on: January 05, 2012, 06:42:47 PM
Quote from: vrkalak on January 05, 2012, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 04, 2012, 11:55:08 PM
Well, there are other, very satisfying uses for it to.

:)


I've used everything from my 'middle-finger' to my whole hand.  :P  And any combination in-between.

Works for me!


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Reply #271 on: January 05, 2012, 06:48:30 PM

Keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.
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Reply #272 on: January 05, 2012, 06:51:33 PM
WOO for that memo licks!


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Reply #273 on: January 05, 2012, 08:09:06 PM
Yum

Quote from: TinyDancer on January 05, 2012, 06:42:47 PM
Quote from: vrkalak on January 05, 2012, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 04, 2012, 11:55:08 PM
Well, there are other, very satisfying uses for it to.

:)


I've used everything from my 'middle-finger' to my whole hand.  :P  And any combination in-between.

Works for me!

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.

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Reply #274 on: January 20, 2012, 10:43:23 PM
Because it's been one of them days


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Reply #275 on: January 23, 2012, 06:04:39 AM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #276 on: January 23, 2012, 11:21:17 PM

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Reply #277 on: January 24, 2012, 04:23:37 PM


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Reply #278 on: January 24, 2012, 05:34:10 PM
Okayyyyy...I'm off.....

 :o

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Reply #279 on: January 24, 2012, 07:28:33 PM
Are we talking about Sally Off? If so, I've already fucked her.

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