That third one is the worst. I'm neither unique nor interesting, I'm only very mildly attractive, and I don't think anyone has ever described me as "having a great deal of personal charm."
What the fuck did I just read?
As one of the few, and quite possibly the ONLY person from here that has seen a real life picture of you, .....pardon me, but, 'Mildy attractive' my ass. Sorry for the profanity, but you're gorgeous. You're the type of woman that if you were to walk by Dan and my table at a bar, conversation would stop and we'd both be checking you out. You are not only unique, but so very interesting.
I feel like boo'ing you for that whole paragraph.