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Offline msslave

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Reply #3780 on: December 28, 2019, 07:39:11 PM
I'll be speechless...not supposed to talk with my mouth full. ;D

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Reply #3781 on: December 28, 2019, 07:46:54 PM
Quote from: msslave on December 28, 2019, 07:39:11 PM
I'll be speechless...not supposed to talk with my mouth full. ;D

CJ's been told that countless times.  :roll:


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Reply #3782 on: December 29, 2019, 02:12:49 AM
CJ got caught watching old home movies from a Summer pool party with her sister in a bikini.

CJ's sister: My boobs are huge now compared to then.

 :emot_laughing:


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Reply #3783 on: December 29, 2019, 03:55:45 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 29, 2019, 02:12:49 AM
CJ got caught watching old home movies from a Summer pool party with her sister in a bikini.

CJ's sister: My boobs are huge now compared to then.

 :emot_laughing:

Watcher brings out the tape measure... 8)

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Reply #3784 on: December 29, 2019, 04:15:54 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 29, 2019, 03:55:45 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 29, 2019, 02:12:49 AM
CJ got caught watching old home movies from a Summer pool party with her sister in a bikini.

CJ's sister: My boobs are huge now compared to then.

 :emot_laughing:

Watcher brings out the tape measure... 8)
Careful big bird... you're going to get those primaries slapped off your wings.

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Reply #3785 on: December 29, 2019, 05:40:26 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 29, 2019, 03:55:45 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 29, 2019, 02:12:49 AM
CJ got caught watching old home movies from a Summer pool party with her sister in a bikini.

CJ's sister: My boobs are huge now compared to then.

 :emot_laughing:

Watcher brings out the tape measure... 8)

 ;D

Damn it. Now I wanna touch my sisters boobs.  :roll:

 :D


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Reply #3786 on: December 29, 2019, 08:25:08 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 29, 2019, 05:40:26 PM

Damn it. Now I wanna touch my sisters boobs.  :roll:

 :D

Since I am using a cloth tape measure, I will need to make sure the tape fits snuggly. And I will need to take the measurements at least twice so...... 8)

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Reply #3787 on: December 29, 2019, 10:20:32 PM
I just spent a full 24 hours wearing either a bathrobe with nothing underneath, or just nothing at all, including an amazing 4am fuck after Mrs Boast woke up and decided she had to have me right now!!.

FYI, being woken up by somebody gently twirling a fingernail around your arse hole is rather pleasant.




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Reply #3788 on: December 29, 2019, 11:02:43 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on December 29, 2019, 10:20:32 PM
I just spent a full 24 hours wearing either a bathrobe with nothing underneath, or just nothing at all, including an amazing 4am fuck after Mrs Boast woke up and decided she had to have me right now!!.

FYI, being woken up by somebody gently twirling a fingernail around your arse hole is rather pleasant.




Good to know, IB. Glad you had a nice relaxing (naked) day. Best way to kill a weekend. ;D

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Reply #3789 on: December 30, 2019, 03:28:11 AM
Even wifey was like "yeah, that would have made the movie way better."  :emot_laughing:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5da369e9021a3


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Reply #3790 on: December 31, 2019, 09:31:47 PM
The problem CJ was having with her expensive gaming laptop fans seems to have gone away. They were clicking and buzzing.

I took it apart yesterday, completely air blasted them and checked them, was still getting a buzzing sound from them but they were working. Now today no buzzing and my system temps are at 35 degrees idle.  :roll:

$3000 well spent.  ;D

And my little brother is like "awesome! You can play fortnite with me tonight!"  :emot_banghead: Shoulda kept my mouth shut.  :roll:


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Reply #3791 on: December 31, 2019, 09:34:51 PM
Had fun on our New Year's day out at Red Lobster.

Dropped the wife close to the door, then found a handicap space.  Walked in and no wife.  A bright and bouncy young lady came up and asked if I was with the woman who just came in.

I replied, "Was she pretty?"

"Yes", the young lady replied.

"Fine", I said. "I enjoy sitting with pretty women, lead on."

Got to the table and it was my wife.  Oh well, can't have everything.

Our waitress was one we've had before.  She's a delightful woman from the Philippians who's always smiling and seems ready to burst out laughing anytime.

I told her this was our New Year's celebration and did we get funny hats and noise makers. 

"We don't do that here, sir."   :facepalm:

She went on to say that she was used to fireworks on New Years. That's how they celebrate in the Philippians.

Great meal and we had a $25 gift card from Christmas, so that covered almost half the bill. 

Now we're home. Light snack for dinner tonight and stream some TV until the clock says, "Time for old folks to be in bed."  Yep, we've got a clock like that...It's called old folks bodies. :emot_laughing: 

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Reply #3792 on: December 31, 2019, 11:39:56 PM
Quote from: msslave on December 31, 2019, 09:34:51 PM
Had fun on our New Year's day out at Red Lobster.

Dropped the wife close to the door, then found a handicap space.  Walked in and no wife.  A bright and bouncy young lady came up and asked if I was with the woman who just came in.

I replied, "Was she pretty?"

"Yes", the young lady replied.

"Fine", I said. "I enjoy sitting with pretty women, lead on."

Got to the table and it was my wife.  Oh well, can't have everything.

Our waitress was one we've had before.  She's a delightful woman from the Philippians who's always smiling and seems ready to burst out laughing anytime.

I told her this was our New Year's celebration and did we get funny hats and noise makers. 

"We don't do that here, sir."   :facepalm:

She went on to say that she was used to fireworks on New Years. That's how they celebrate in the Philippians.

Great meal and we had a $25 gift card from Christmas, so that covered almost half the bill. 

Now we're home. Light snack for dinner tonight and stream some TV until the clock says, "Time for old folks to be in bed."  Yep, we've got a clock like that...It's called old folks bodies. :emot_laughing: 

CJ doesn't get her pretty lady in a wheelchair back until Friday.  :'(


But you get some sleep and remind those youngins to stay off yer lawn.  ;D


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Reply #3793 on: January 01, 2020, 02:30:48 AM
Thanks Chirp... resting my old bones is good. Gotta be ready to chase those little whipper-snappers off my snow and ice. :D

Tough that you're down to just one wifey.  The toy's gone, wheelchair lady MIA...uhoh, is that sister's wife in the laundry?
Better grab some dirty clothes and head down there. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3794 on: January 01, 2020, 03:24:26 AM
New Year’s Eve in Russia is traditionally the biggest holiday of the season. Lots of “small plates“ are prepared. This is called zakuski. We had vegetable salads, mashed potatoes, Olivier salad, roe on toast with butter, homemade rye bread, and the crowning achievement: kholodets. It’s a form of aspic, with chicken and pork congealed inside the gelatinized broth. Topped it off with some champagne, and cupcakes for the kids. Everybody is complaining about stomach aches. So it was a good feast.  Happy New Year everyone.
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Reply #3795 on: January 01, 2020, 03:53:57 AM
Happy New Year, Toe and family.  Hope you have the economy size bottle of Tums. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3796 on: January 01, 2020, 04:17:25 AM
Quote from: msslave on January 01, 2020, 02:30:48 AM
Thanks Chirp... resting my old bones is good. Gotta be ready to chase those little whipper-snappers off my snow and ice. :D

Tough that you're down to just one wifey.  The toy's gone, wheelchair lady MIA...uhoh, is that sister's wife in the laundry?
Better grab some dirty clothes and head down there. :emot_laughing:

What a great idea.  ;D

But I think they'll be ringing in the new year together.

Besides, I promised wifey she could celebrate the new year with my head between her legs.  :roll:

 ;D


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Reply #3797 on: January 01, 2020, 04:27:20 PM
The Vigil

Guess we've got some mice.  Last few days, the boy has been spending a lot of time in the basement.  Kinda figured he was hunting some little critter.
This morning woke to find him on full alert beside the stove.  Apparently the hunt has moved upstairs and mousey is behind the stove, where the cat can't get to it.  Just wait 'til he tries to move. 8)


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Reply #3798 on: January 01, 2020, 06:24:04 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 01, 2020, 04:27:20 PM
The Vigil

Guess we've got some mice.  Last few days, the boy has been spending a lot of time in the basement.  Kinda figured he was hunting some little critter.
This morning woke to find him on full alert beside the stove.  Apparently the hunt has moved upstairs and mousey is behind the stove, where the cat can't get to it.  Just wait 'til he tries to move. 8)


My friend has a mouser who likes to bring his trophies inside, through the cat door, and drop them at her feet.  The only trouble is, he doesn’t kill them first.  So she has three or four live mice in the house that she didn’t have before.  It’s called “why I don’t have cats.”


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Reply #3799 on: January 01, 2020, 06:43:09 PM
Our girl as brought a few live critters in from the yard...all live. We've managed to catch and get them back outside, intact.

I refer to the girl as a "catch and release" cat :D

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