Some of the books on my reading list:
“Amelia Earhart’s Guide to the Pacific Ocean”
“America’s Most Popular Lawyers”
“Career Opportunities for History Majors”
“Detroit: A Travel Guide”
“Different Ways to Spell ‘Bob’”
“Dr. Kevorkian’s Collection of Motivational Speeches”
“Easy UNIX”
“Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance”
“Everything Men Know About Women”
“Everything Women Know About Men”
“French Hospitality”
“Guide To Dating Etiquette” by Mike Tyson
"How To Build Your Own Airplane” by John Denver
“How to Sustain a Musical Career” by Art Garfunkel
“Human Rights Advances in China”
“Intelligent Quotes” by Strom Thurmond
“My Book Of Morals” by Rev. Jessie Jackson
“My Life’s Memories” by Ronald Reagan
“My Plan to Find the Real Killers” by O. J. Simpson
“My Super Bowl Highlights” by Dan Marino
“One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes” by the EPA
“The Book of Virtue” by Bill Clinton
“The Wild Years” by Al Gore
“Things I Can’t Afford” by Bill Gates
“Things I Love About Bill” by Hillary Clinton
“Things I Wouldn’t do for Money” by Dennis Rodman
“To All the Men I’ve Loved Before” by Ellen DeGeneres
“Staple Your Way to Success”
“The Amish Phone Book”
“The Differences Between Reality and Dilbert”
“The Engineer’s Guide to Fashion”
“The Microsoft Guide To Data Security”
George Foreman’s “Big Book of Baby Names”
Janet Reno’s “Beauty Secrets”
Most of them shouldn't take too long to read.