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Reply #1300 on: June 11, 2023, 03:07:20 PM

You can’t smell your own shit on your knees


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Reply #1301 on: June 27, 2023, 11:18:04 PM
Something different. Since inoucker strawberries today, I figured strawberry daiquiri were in order.  I'm not making them, just drinking premade bottles from Aldis



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Reply #1302 on: June 28, 2023, 01:14:10 AM
Twisted tea pineapple flavor. I bought two tall boys on the way home. Fuck it. Five months is too long to be sober.

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Reply #1303 on: June 28, 2023, 01:19:52 AM
It's overrated anyways. Unless you have a drinking or weight problem, I see no reason to give up on alcohol 100% for any duration of time.

I can remember moments where I think, "when did I last have a drink", but never have I ever though "I should stop drinking."



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Reply #1304 on: June 28, 2023, 02:01:25 AM





Well I have a doctor who said I have grand mal seizures when I drink. So there’s that… But hey, I don’t mind pissing myself every now and then.

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Reply #1305 on: June 28, 2023, 02:35:06 AM

Getting ready for the EW black with splash. I feel positively human.


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Reply #1306 on: June 28, 2023, 02:49:39 AM
Well I have a doctor who said I have grand mal seizures when I drink. So there’s that… But hey, I don’t mind pissing myself every now and then.

I should have had said health problem, not overweight. Now I just look like an ignorant asshat. I'm very sorry if It made it look like i was making lite of your health issues, i certainly wasn't trying to.

I guess I'll have to pay for my transgressions in the bomb shelter.



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Reply #1307 on: June 28, 2023, 07:25:40 PM

Now I just look like an ignorant asshat.


No harm no foul. I feel like shit today. I think my drinking days are over. Except for pussy juice in the bomb shelter.

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Reply #1308 on: July 16, 2023, 02:26:36 AM
Changing it up and taking a break from the margaritas and I'm drinking whiskey. Ole Smoky Tennessee cookie dough flavored whiskey, but still whiskey.



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Reply #1309 on: July 16, 2023, 02:45:21 AM
Evan Williams and watermelon. My recent drink of choice.

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Reply #1310 on: July 18, 2023, 06:11:46 AM
Water. 

I think I'm going to get a carbonator thingy for my water and add flavors

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Reply #1311 on: July 18, 2023, 04:35:50 PM
Water. 

I think I'm going to get a carbonator thingy for my water and add flavors

I use skinny mix flavoring. Acai is one of my favorites



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Reply #1312 on: July 18, 2023, 05:28:38 PM
Saturday tried a new mix:
-Blackened bourbon cask strength
-Triple Sec
-lemon juice
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Top with ginger beer

Drank way to many while sitting at the fire.

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Reply #1313 on: July 19, 2023, 03:41:48 AM
Voodoo Ranger IPA 9.3% ABV.

Rough day.

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Reply #1314 on: July 19, 2023, 05:33:47 AM
Detroit devils cut bourbon.  First brown in a couple of weeks. 

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Reply #1315 on: August 08, 2023, 11:46:25 PM
Margaritas again. Using my skinny syrups water mixes I've flavored each of them differently. Banana, raspberry, strawberry, mango, dragon fruit, and pumpkin white chocolate... ok so that l would never do again. It was pretty nasty. I'll keep that mix for my coffee and hot chocolate.



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Reply #1316 on: August 09, 2023, 01:45:18 AM
EW with a splash of Coke. Hoping I win the MegaMillions tonight and I can sleep off my hangover.

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Reply #1317 on: August 10, 2023, 02:48:43 AM
Bourbon sour.

Picked up a bottle of Whistle Pig Piggyback bourbon. Really good stuff

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Reply #1318 on: August 10, 2023, 04:05:35 AM
More EW and Coke. Sorry, but I love it.

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Reply #1319 on: August 10, 2023, 01:46:12 PM
Orange juice. I hardly ever drink orange juice in the morning, but I love the stuff. It feels like a treat. I dont know why I dont drink it more often