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Reply #3380 on: September 21, 2019, 09:24:59 PM


ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3381 on: September 21, 2019, 10:33:32 PM
I continue pissing wifey off with sound buttons. My new favorite has already gotten a lot of use:

https://www.myinstants.com/instant/shut-up/

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Reply #3382 on: September 21, 2019, 11:35:55 PM
Our eldest took us to see Kinky Boots, and splashed out on decent seats.

My hands still hurt from clapping.



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Reply #3383 on: September 21, 2019, 11:39:01 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on September 21, 2019, 11:35:55 PM
...splashed out on decent seats.

My hands still hurt from clapping.

It's so hard...

Not to take that the wrong way.

Quote from: ChirpingGirl on September 21, 2019, 10:33:32 PM
I continue pissing wifey off with sound buttons. My new favorite has already gotten a lot of use:

Well, here's one for all the guys on this forum:  https://www.myinstants.com/instant/suck-my-dick/

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Reply #3384 on: September 22, 2019, 02:28:19 PM

... reading a review of a book,



If you're going to bitch about someone else's spelling and grammar, you should probably turn on your spelling checker before posting the review.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3385 on: September 22, 2019, 04:58:17 PM
Quote from: RopeFiend on September 22, 2019, 02:28:19 PM

... reading a review of a book,



If you're going to bitch about someone else's spelling and grammar, you should probably turn on your spelling checker before posting the review.  :emot_laughing:

At least they didn't fuck up your and you're.  ;D


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Reply #3386 on: September 22, 2019, 05:06:03 PM
 :emot_laughing:

I'm just laughing at his title, Bad Point No. 1:  

He's obviously not a professional writer, neither am I, just an amateur hobbyist.  He's just appointed himself to spelcheck a novel, and forgot to spelcheck his review.

So, ironically, he made his point, and he made it badly.  

"Now, don't get me wrong, the book isn't so bad that it's unreadable, but there are a lot of spelling mistakes, and there were a few occasions where I had to read a paragraph, read it again, and then reconsider what he was trying to say for a few moments before I could grasp the issue."

Also, run-on.  If anyone should know that anything you post on the internet is going to be proof-written by pedants with nothing better to do, it should be a pedant with nothing better to do, on the internet.

I love irony.   :emot_laughing:
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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3387 on: September 23, 2019, 04:53:23 AM
My new 5 year old slipped up and called me mom.  ;D

But then said "I mean CJ".

That's ok, either is fine with me.  :D


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Reply #3388 on: September 23, 2019, 03:18:23 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on September 23, 2019, 04:53:23 AM
My new 5 year old slipped up and called me mom.  ;D

But then said "I mean CJ".

That's ok, either is fine with me.  :D

I will remember that the next time we are alone together.... ;D ;D

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Reply #3389 on: September 23, 2019, 07:48:12 PM
Got to talk to my Pakistani American friend today for a couplefew hours.  Always a pleasure.


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Reply #3390 on: September 24, 2019, 12:33:02 AM

What made my day........finding time to logoin to KB.


Just checking in for a bit.  Wanted to say Hi.  Miss you guys.  Another week or few and I hope to be here more regularly.

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Reply #3391 on: September 24, 2019, 01:54:17 AM


>:D<

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Reply #3392 on: September 24, 2019, 02:00:00 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 24, 2019, 12:33:02 AM

What made my day........finding time to logoin to KB.


Just checking in for a bit.  Wanted to say Hi.  Miss you guys.  Another week or few and I hope to be here more regularly.

:),
Jules

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Reply #3393 on: September 24, 2019, 05:20:44 AM
My little brothers mom told me she asked him "if you had to go through the apocalypse with someone, who would it be?" He immediately responded "CJ".  ;D


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Reply #3394 on: September 24, 2019, 03:47:18 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 24, 2019, 12:33:02 AM

What made my day........finding time to logoin to KB.


Just checking in for a bit.  Wanted to say Hi.  Miss you guys.  Another week or few and I hope to be here more regularly.

:),
Jules

We MISS YOU a whole bunch. :sign_greatbighug:

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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3395 on: September 24, 2019, 07:53:49 PM
I think wifey technically gained less than one pound over the entire Summer and she freaked out. She is as in love with her own looks as I am with mine but she calls me an egomaniac about it. She acted like she was the size of a whale.  ;D

I tried to calm her down by telling her that her body is perfect, but she's planning a diet.  :emot_laughing: Then said shit in Japanese, probably blaming me for it.

Bitch, you're a head chef at a fancy fuckin' expensive restaurant I'm surprised you're not a hundred pounds overweight, but you flip out over less than one pound!

She is so fuckin' weird sometimes. :roll:


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Reply #3396 on: September 26, 2019, 02:04:55 PM
My Minnesota Twins clinched their first AL Central Division title since 2010!  This after some miserable seasons, a couple under .500 even.

Play offs with be tough I know.  I'll be rooting for the home time.  I'm not a sports fan, but I do have a special love for the Twins.


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Reply #3397 on: September 26, 2019, 02:31:15 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on September 24, 2019, 07:53:49 PM
I think wifey technically gained less than one pound over the entire Summer and she freaked out.

You can gain more than a pound over a good dinner, or lose it in one sitting at the toilet.  (If you'll pardon the pun.)


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Reply #3398 on: September 26, 2019, 02:59:33 PM
Quote from: psiberzerker on September 26, 2019, 02:31:15 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on September 24, 2019, 07:53:49 PM
I think wifey technically gained less than one pound over the entire Summer and she freaked out.

You can gain more than a pound over a good dinner, or lose it in one sitting at the toilet.  (If you'll pardon the pun.)

Don't tell me that. She exercises and maintains her body but freaks out when she gains an insignificant amount.

I however am on a forced heart healthy diet and she'd go insane if I strayed from it even once.  :roll:


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Reply #3399 on: September 26, 2019, 03:07:39 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on September 26, 2019, 02:59:33 PM
Don't tell me that. She exercises and maintains her body but freaks out when she gains an insignificant amount.

You can tell her that, yourself.  A full bladder can add the better part of a pound, as well.  That's not even counting "Water weight" which can fluctuate monthly.  It's generally best to weigh yourself (Unless you obsess over your weight) in the morning, after your morning piss, and doody to get the most accurate, and consistent data. 

It might help you and waifu, if you discuss the things that can skew the scales, independent of her actual body weight, or not.  Trying to help.


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