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Reply #3760 on: December 26, 2019, 04:47:17 PM
CJ may have broken her Xmas present last night.  ;D

For a while anyway. But I got what I wanted out of it. Let his wife fix it.  :D



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Reply #3761 on: December 26, 2019, 04:54:55 PM
Sweetie...you have to stop being so hard on your "toys". :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3762 on: December 26, 2019, 05:17:54 PM
No!



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Reply #3763 on: December 26, 2019, 09:23:32 PM
Watcher thinks he will go into business making Chirp-proof toys... ;D

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Reply #3764 on: December 26, 2019, 09:39:37 PM
Watcher thinks he will go into business making Chirp-proof toys... ;D
Chirp, accepting Watcher's challenge

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Reply #3765 on: December 26, 2019, 10:16:57 PM
No known material can stand up the wear and tear I would put it through.  ;D



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Reply #3766 on: December 26, 2019, 10:22:22 PM
No known material can stand up the wear and tear I would put it through.  ;D
Ah...if I were only younger.  I'll tell you what...there was a time.......

Ummmm, what was I saying.  Oh, is it time for my medicine now?

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Reply #3767 on: December 27, 2019, 01:51:36 AM
CJ's conversations with her wifey.

Wifey: Wouldn't "You've got mail" have been a better movie with two girls?

Me: What?

Wifey: If two women met online but each thought the other was the opposite sex and they fell in love online. But then when they finally meet at the end they're shocked, but still decide to love each other and get married and live in New York and live happily ever after.

Me: If they made that movie today that's exactly what would happen except they would never have wanted the other person to be a man or a woman they'd be gay from the start.

Wifey: And be about as attractive as a mail box.

Me: Don't watch that stupid movie ever again.

Wifey: My version is better though, isn't it?

Me: You live with two people who basically lived your plot. That's how my sister met Summer. They met online and fell in love and got married and had a baby and now they have their dream jobs. Did you just rip off their love story?

Wifey: No, but now that you mention it I guess their version is better than mine.


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Reply #3768 on: December 27, 2019, 06:42:17 AM
Went to see Rise of Skywalker with most of the family.

Loved it.






Nothing wrong with the movie at all.  Enjoyed it, and I saw all 9 and the spinoffs in the theater at the time of release.  Anybody fussing about it just needs to lower their expectations just a tad from ‘mind boggling best ever’ to just another good one in the series.



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Reply #3769 on: December 27, 2019, 04:13:13 PM

No known material can stand up the wear and tear I would put it through.  ;D

Ah...if I were only younger.  I'll tell you what...there was a time.......


Our mantra - if I were only younger.   It may have become raw and sore to the touch but it never broke... ;D






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Reply #3770 on: December 27, 2019, 07:31:05 PM
Finding that four people, kooks* though they be, have voted for me as POY.



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Reply #3771 on: December 27, 2019, 09:24:46 PM
Finding that four people, kooks* though they be, have voted for me as POY.

They just might want to take you up on what you wrote under your avatar, that you are learning the fine art of perv... ;D ;D

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Reply #3772 on: December 27, 2019, 09:48:47 PM
Finding that four people, kooks* though they be, have voted for me as POY.

They just might want to take you up on what you wrote under your avatar, that you are learning the fine art of perv... ;D ;D
Or...they want "Babe" to teach them a few things.  If she thinks that's strange, what about me having a one vote edge over Chirp. Is that just an old has-been sympathy vote? :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3773 on: December 27, 2019, 10:02:44 PM
If she thinks that's strange, what about me having a one vote edge over Chirp. Is that just an old has-been sympathy vote? :emot_laughing:




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Reply #3774 on: December 27, 2019, 10:17:09 PM
 :facepalm: ;D

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Reply #3775 on: December 27, 2019, 11:46:09 PM
If she thinks that's strange, what about me having a one vote edge over Chirp. Is that just an old has-been sympathy vote? :emot_laughing:



Make that a 1001 times yes... :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3776 on: December 28, 2019, 02:06:07 AM
Seeing wifey actually happy over star wars. She says the Mandalorian is the only star wars since Disney took over worth watching.



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Reply #3777 on: December 28, 2019, 04:08:21 PM

If she thinks that's strange, what about me having a one vote edge over Chirp. Is that just an old has-been sympathy vote? :emot_laughing:



Make that a 1001 times yes... :emot_laughing:

One-thousand and two for the old has-been sympathy vote.... ;D ;D

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Reply #3778 on: December 28, 2019, 04:35:41 PM
Well, now I know how it feels to the old actor when they create a special Oscar, just so he can finally say he got one :D


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Reply #3779 on: December 28, 2019, 07:10:19 PM
Well, now I know how it feels to the old actor when they create a special Oscar, just so he can finally say he got one :D



Warming up the "microphone" for your acceptance speech..... ;D ;D


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