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Reply #7660 on: September 15, 2023, 03:08:11 PM
Hope you have a very relaxing time. ❤


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Reply #7661 on: September 15, 2023, 04:44:53 PM
It’s fucking Friday. And payday. And football season. And it rained all night last night. And it’s only 72° right now.

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Reply #7662 on: September 18, 2023, 02:29:02 PM
I think I am twelve.  I was jogging, and one of the local bible thumpers was checking me out as I jogged past him.  He walks his dog on the same trail, so we see each other a lot.  He stops blinking and breathing while I pass, I guess so he can memorize the whole show, it is a bit creepy, but I am not putting on a burka to jog so whatever.

Today as I was jogging up to him, he farted, and it must have been terrible because his spaniel jumped to the end of the leash away from him, bared its teeth and barked at him.

I kid you not, it was like he had eaten Satan's kazoo and it sounded the trumpet of the end times, setting off his dog's panic attack.  I honestly almost fell on my ass, jogging and laughing is harder than it looks.  I was forwarned, so held my breath as I passed.  Dogs are really tolerant of some fairly rank smells, so I have zero urge to find out what comes out Beelzebubs backside when it does duck calls.

Not mature, still can't stop laughing.  May keep randomly laughing about this all day.

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Reply #7663 on: September 18, 2023, 05:11:33 PM
There used to be a comedy group at a local SMU pub named “Bowley & Wilson.” They sang a lot of naughty ditties for the college students.

One was called “The Fart Song” and I remember the punch line was “the last one was so strong, if we had an egg beater, we could have whipped it back into a turd!”

Your story reminded me of that.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #7664 on: September 18, 2023, 06:01:28 PM
Quote from: Valley Vixin on September 18, 2023, 02:29:02 PM
I think I am twelve.  I was jogging, and one of the local bible thumpers was checking me out as I jogged past him.  He walks his dog on the same trail, so we see each other a lot.  He stops blinking and breathing while I pass, I guess so he can memorize the whole show, it is a bit creepy, but I am not putting on a burka to jog so whatever.

Today as I was jogging up to him, he farted, and it must have been terrible because his spaniel jumped to the end of the leash away from him, bared its teeth and barked at him.

I kid you not, it was like he had eaten Satan's kazoo and it sounded the trumpet of the end times, setting off his dog's panic attack.  I honestly almost fell on my ass, jogging and laughing is harder than it looks.  I was forwarned, so held my breath as I passed.  Dogs are really tolerant of some fairly rank smells, so I have zero urge to find out what comes out Beelzebubs backside when it does duck calls.

Not mature, still can't stop laughing.  May keep randomly laughing about this all day.

 :emot_laughing:

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Reply #7665 on: September 19, 2023, 05:29:26 PM
Heard from daughter today. She's finished the blanket she's been making for me. I've mentioned it briefly here. On her last visit this summer she took 20 of my older "been there, done that" T-shirts and has put them all together to make mea memory blanket. Final step was putting backing on it.

It's now done and when they come back in November it will come with them. I'm beyond excited. A personal blanket with memories of so many places from my.past. So special. :D :D :D

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Reply #7666 on: September 19, 2023, 07:46:11 PM
Love that!!  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #7667 on: September 19, 2023, 09:04:36 PM
What a brilliant idea of your daughter's.

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Reply #7668 on: September 19, 2023, 11:32:43 PM
Guess I rushed my first post in my excitement. Here's a picture that shows most of the blanket



She thought I'd appreciate the camo fabric for a backing. I think that's great. If I want to hide from the wife I'll just flip it over and she'll never find me.  ;D

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Reply #7669 on: September 20, 2023, 01:29:20 PM
Dans girls had these done with t-shirts they earned/bought during sporting events in high school.  It is the middle ones most cherished possession.  She even brings it home when she comes home from college, if only for the weekend.   

I love yours.  Your daughter did a wonderful job on it.  So beautiful.  You are going to love it.   

Woo to your daughter.    I gave you 1182, you have to give it to her now. 

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Reply #7670 on: September 20, 2023, 02:16:01 PM
Thanks Jules. I've already given her many WOOs. She even brought a.piece with her a few months ago  when they were here for a visit so there were also hugs along with the WOO.

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Reply #7671 on: September 24, 2023, 02:50:43 AM
About a day late but have to report this. We were joining friends for dinner last night. To the wonder of my old man eyes a guy left the restaurant as we were going in behind him was his girlfriend... wearing only a lacy bra. Yes, a bra, not a tube top or sports bra.  Even the women in our group agreed it was a bra.

Not something you'd expect to see in the conservative area of the city we were in.

No... I'm not complaining. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #7672 on: September 24, 2023, 10:04:23 AM
Quote from: msslave on September 24, 2023, 02:50:43 AM
About a day late but have to report this. We were joining friends for dinner last night. To the wonder of my old man eyes a guy left the restaurant as we were going in behind him was his girlfriend... wearing only a lacy bra.

I was about to ask if the girlfriend got herself arrested for indecent exposure, but now I get the (appropriate) picture.  :facepalm:

You are just a thought that someone, somewhere, somehow feels you should be here.

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Reply #7673 on: September 25, 2023, 12:07:03 AM
Green bay won a last minute game against the saints
 Watched it start to finish with my family and I brought Allan with me. He wore his bears gear and that included a hat. I never seen him wear a ball cap, but he did it just cause. He laughed and mocked the whole game, and we almost left near the beginning of the 4th quarter. But GB started coming back. Dad said allan "can go any time, but Shy is staying until the end." We won, my dad jumped up and hooted and hollered so loud my aunt Amy dropped her wine. Julie smacked him and told him to stop. My entire family loves her to death. She's perfect for him.

I could tell he was getting irritated but he stuck it out for me. His family didn't know he was going to my families, so I called his mom and said he was with me and running late. We'd be there ASAP. Once she found out I was showing up, she said take our time and get there safe. Game eneded I kissed my dad by and we were on out way.

I tried to show him my appreciation on the drive over for sticking around, but he wasn't interested in any road head. Said to wait till later.

Now I'm at his families house decked out in packer gear and making exaggerated comments about the bears getting their butts kicked by the chiefs.

Too bad I dont have a chiefs Jersey. Hes looking like he wants to get out a lot of frustration.


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Reply #7674 on: September 25, 2023, 04:29:54 AM
I adore you. Thanks for sharing.

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Reply #7675 on: September 25, 2023, 04:34:44 AM
Lions won.  I slept through it.  Dan had people coming over to watch, but canceled on them because of me being sick. 

Love your post S!   Haha.

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Reply #7676 on: September 25, 2023, 05:54:28 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 25, 2023, 04:34:44 AM
Lions won.  I slept through it.  Dan had people coming over to watch, but canceled on them because of me being sick. 

Love your post S!   Haha.

That was sweet of him.🥰

After the trouncing the bears got, i was nobodies friend last night except his mother. She laughed and joked about getting a packers jersey. Tom, Allan's dad, said that's grounds for divorce in their house. She just shrugged and laughed it off.

When we left, he was had been slamming drinks pretty hard, so I ended up driving is home. I hate driving his truck. The gas pedal is so weird. It has no resistance to it at all. Hit a bump and my foot moves the pedal causing us to speed forward. It was terrible.  Anyways, we got back to his place and he was half asleep in the passenger seat. I had to half drag him to the door and into bed. I told off my packer's shirt and slid it over his pillow as a makes shift pillow case so he could rest his weary head.

I ended up driving his truck back home because he picked me up and I didnt have any change of clothes. I slept at home, and then in the morning instead of going for my run, I drove back to his place so he could drive me back home on his way to work. I took my car, which he insisted on driving back to my place. He likes me car, but said it would be better if it was the V8, I told him since I dont have a dick, I dont need to compensate for anything. My car looks good and has heated seats... if you didnt know, I love my heated seats...

As for the packers shirt pillow case. He said i was lucky I wasnt there when he woke up, and it was cruel, it's the reason for his migraine, and now he has to throw out the entire pillow... with the shirt still on it. I promised him I'll make it up to him.


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Reply #7677 on: September 25, 2023, 06:11:21 PM
WOO! Fun post. Now I just have to wait for the story of how you make it up to Allen for the Green Bay pillow case. Umm, if you have up your jersey, what did you wear going home?

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Reply #7678 on: September 25, 2023, 07:05:52 PM
Quote from: msslave on September 25, 2023, 06:11:21 PM
WOO! Fun post. Now I just have to wait for the story of how you make it up to Allen for the Green Bay pillow case. Umm, if you have up your jersey, what did you wear going home?

Asking for a.friend ;D :emot_kiss:

That'd be me.  ;D

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Reply #7679 on: September 25, 2023, 07:18:51 PM
One of his hoodies. Yes I still have it, no he may never get it back


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