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Reply #1260 on: December 09, 2019, 03:28:46 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1261 on: December 11, 2019, 04:11:20 PM



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Reply #1262 on: December 11, 2019, 04:50:23 PM



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Reply #1263 on: December 11, 2019, 07:47:18 PM


And I thought I was dumb.  :roll:

You’re young.  You are.  You just won’t realize it until you’re my age.   :emot_laughing:

« Last Edit: December 11, 2019, 07:50:00 PM by ToeinH2O »



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Reply #1264 on: December 11, 2019, 07:51:14 PM


And I thought I was dumb.  :roll:

You’re young.  You are.  You just won’t realize it until you’re my age.   :emot_laughing:



When I'm your age you'll probably be dead.  ;D



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Reply #1265 on: December 11, 2019, 08:00:00 PM


And I thought I was dumb.  :roll:

You’re young.  You are.  You just won’t realize it until you’re my age.   :emot_laughing:




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Reply #1266 on: December 11, 2019, 08:24:42 PM
Just talking with someone Saturday. She retired last spring. Somebody asked what she did.

She been a Cobal programer for over twenty years. Said she was on duty all night... just in case. All alone in a large room. Thought about doing cartwheels down the aisles.

I remember being with friends to watch the New Year come in. TV was on and broadcasters were scrambling to fill time. 

Greatest non-event of the century!!  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1267 on: December 11, 2019, 08:42:59 PM

When I'm your age you'll probably be dead.  ;D


Very smart observation.  I’m thirty years your senior.  So I would be 89 when you are my age, and the likelihood of me still being alive are slim and none.  We are ALL going to die at some point.  And as you age, the pace of passing time only accelerates.  That was the point of my meme.  20 years ago still seems like 1980, but it is 2000, which seems like yesterday.



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Reply #1268 on: December 11, 2019, 09:30:16 PM
True Toe. Life speeds up as we age.

When I was 20, a year was 1/20th of my life.

Now, at nearly 74, a year is only 1/74th of my life.

Just wait a few more decades CJ... you'll see what the old farts are talking about. :D

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Reply #1269 on: December 12, 2019, 01:30:51 AM
True Toe. Life speeds up as we age.

When I was 20, a year was 1/20th of my life.

Now, at nearly 74, a year is only 1/74th of my life.

Just wait a few more decades CJ... you'll see what the old farts are talking about. :D

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Reply #1270 on: December 12, 2019, 04:37:17 AM

That's called "advancing age", dear.

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Reply #1271 on: December 12, 2019, 07:10:06 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #1272 on: December 12, 2019, 07:57:12 PM
But try finding it on Dish for the holidays!  They are showing The Santa Clause every 30 minutes, but you have to buy Die Hard to see it!



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Reply #1273 on: December 12, 2019, 08:17:50 PM
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Reply #1274 on: December 12, 2019, 09:59:43 PM
But try finding it on Dish for the holidays!  They are showing The Santa Clause every 30 minutes, but you have to buy Die Hard to see it!

Don't give Disney any more money.  :roll:



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Reply #1275 on: December 13, 2019, 12:17:18 AM
But try finding it on Dish for the holidays!  They are showing The Santa Clause every 30 minutes, but you have to buy Die Hard to see it!

Don't give Disney any more money.  :roll:




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Reply #1276 on: December 16, 2019, 04:51:23 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1277 on: December 23, 2019, 06:23:07 PM
3 for $1 is my favorite part.  Erika really likes cucumbers.






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Reply #1278 on: December 27, 2019, 09:16:23 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Reply #1279 on: December 28, 2019, 01:38:43 AM
Ericka’s getting a triple cuke penetration on her day off.   :emot_laughing: