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FaceInTheFrost

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Reply #3420 on: May 31, 2020, 01:56:32 AM
See also The Governess for plenty of Driver-flesh on display (as well as Tom Wilkinson's penis in loving closeup).


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Reply #3421 on: May 31, 2020, 06:00:17 AM
Or find the movie Convoy. Good Buddy. Breaker 19.

one of the originals

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Reply #3422 on: June 01, 2020, 06:06:58 AM




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Reply #3423 on: June 04, 2020, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on May 31, 2020, 01:47:28 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 31, 2020, 01:22:28 AM
Can Trapper enlighten me on how the word, beaver, came to represent a woman's pubic hair?  8)

Etymology Online offers that beaver, in the gynecological sense, is British slang dating from 1927, transferred from earlier meaning "a bearded man" (1910), or from the appearance of split beaver pelts.

I believe beaver pelts may have been used to make merkins (aka pubic wigs) for sex workers in the 15th century who shaved their natural pubes to cover up infestations of lice etc.


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Reply #3424 on: June 04, 2020, 08:42:58 PM
Could you really say no to a young...er Patrick Stewart.  :roll:



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Reply #3425 on: June 04, 2020, 09:29:35 PM
Does anyone remember "The A List"? It was this floating compilation of celebrity gossip that used to go around Usenet. Anyway, I remember one of its claims was that Patrick Stewart had the largest penis in Hollywood.

So make it so for pleasing that captain's log. Engage!


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Reply #3426 on: June 04, 2020, 09:57:36 PM
Quote from: FaceInTheFrost on June 04, 2020, 09:29:35 PM
Does anyone remember "The A List"? It was this floating compilation of celebrity gossip that used to go around Usenet. Anyway, I remember one of its claims was that Patrick Stewart had the largest penis in Hollywood.

So make it so for pleasing that captain's log. Engage!

Feb 23, 2017 · Patrick Stewart Didn't Realize He Was Uncircumcised Until Late in Life. It turns out there was no slicing and dicing for Sir Patrick Stewart. The British star, 76, revealed on The Graham Norton Show that he thought he was circumcised until he learned that he is still holding on to all of his manhood.  Maybe he is so big, his foreskin didn’t have a prayer to envelope that huge starfleet cock again, once he hit puberty.


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Reply #3427 on: June 04, 2020, 10:06:12 PM
I never watch star trek because all my relatives were star wars geeks and said it sucked.  I have seen him in the mutant movies though and thought he was pretty sexy, love his voice and accent.


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Reply #3428 on: June 05, 2020, 01:44:55 AM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on June 04, 2020, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on May 31, 2020, 01:47:28 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 31, 2020, 01:22:28 AM
Can Trapper enlighten me on how the word, beaver, came to represent a woman's pubic hair?  8)

Etymology Online offers that beaver, in the gynecological sense, is British slang dating from 1927, transferred from earlier meaning "a bearded man" (1910), or from the appearance of split beaver pelts.

I believe beaver pelts may have been used to make merkins (aka pubic wigs) for sex workers in the 15th century who shaved their natural pubes to cover up infestations of lice etc.



You wonder how anyone could have sex back then. Maybe one bath a year? Horrible body odor. Lice and who knows what other little bugs on the body. Venereal disease? 

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Reply #3429 on: June 07, 2020, 03:12:48 AM


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Reply #3430 on: June 09, 2020, 05:28:59 PM
Does anyone else find they get obsessed with the voices of certain podcasters? It's usually best to not look up pictures of them.


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Reply #3431 on: June 13, 2020, 08:45:41 PM
Maude Apatow.  Leslie Mann’s daughter.    :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:



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Reply #3432 on: June 13, 2020, 10:50:59 PM
Wow. So about mother-daughter incest then...


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Reply #3433 on: June 16, 2020, 08:29:07 PM
Constance Nunes.  She can grease my monkey.

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Reply #3434 on: June 16, 2020, 09:24:29 PM
I had this poster of Cheryl Ladd on my closet door as a teen.  I stared at it often.




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Reply #3435 on: June 16, 2020, 09:53:53 PM
Zoe Kazan is one of those quirky actresses who I never actively wanted to see naked, but then when it happens... okay then!



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Reply #3436 on: June 18, 2020, 06:49:31 PM

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Reply #3438 on: June 29, 2020, 11:19:01 PM
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Reply #3439 on: July 06, 2020, 07:01:51 AM


Amanda Seyfried, especially like in Mean Girls where her hair sometimes looks red, yum, and if she wasn't so dumb (I imagine she's v clever in real life).

In my fantasy she's a sexy lil stepsister, but also bookish and shy - if she wanted me I'd be powerless to resist. One day I'd we walking around the house aching to cum because I hadn't had anything for months, and cos she's psychic she'd know. And she'd ask me if she could give me a blowjob, and go to work on me with those lips and sweet warm mouth and ooohhhhhhh... she'd be a gorgeous disgraceful mess by the time she'd finished draining my balls.

Yup, that'd do me.

(Yea, I have a thing for cumming all over pretty girls.)
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