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KRISTEN'S BOARD TALK => Members' Bar => Say Hello => Topic started by: DurangoDan on May 09, 2019, 01:39:01 AM
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It was suggested I say hello and introduce myself. I've been a lurker here for a little more than a year and decided to test the water. I'm happily married. Blended family. 2 are mine and 1 from her. Living in the midwest. Mid 40's. Non smoker. Play a bit of guitar. Like to run. 6 marathons under my belt but they are too much to train for. I just run for pleasure now. I'm also a car guy. Anything to do with cars I'm interested.
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Welcome to our family, pull up a seat and enjoy your time here.
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Dan,
Welcome to Kristen's Board.
Now that you're a member, you'll see that much more content is available. Images and Videos being one of them. The more you contribute, other features will become available.
Should you need any assistance, please do not hesitate to ask.
Non smoker. Play a bit of guitar. Like to run.
hmmmm, reads a bit like a personal ad. Please be aware this is not a pick up joint. Kidding of course.
Welcome again, and a woo for introducing yourself, and your super cute username.
:),
Jules
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Hey Dan...welcum to KB where perversion is king, or queen, depending on your persuation.
As you've been lurking, you're familiar with what goes on here, so hope on in and join the fun.
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Welcome cowboy!
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Just a simple howdy Dan... Come on in and enjoy the ride...
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Always good to see new friends joining us. Welcome aboard.
Remmy
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Welcome to KB. Enjoy and have fun!
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I'm also a car guy. Anything to do with cars I'm interested.
Your screen name is Durango, and you're a car guy.
Can we assume you're a fan of SUVs?
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Glad to have you join Dan. This place is more fun if you participate.
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Welcome from across the pond.
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Cars? Yup, I can drive one of those (mine has proper gears and the steering wheel is on the proper side of the vehicle).
Running? No. Just no. Last time I ran for fun was (counts on fingers, then toes, then borrows cat's toes...) 33 years ago!
Blended family? Since I'm learning to draw with proper pens, that one produced all sorts of odd mental images...
Anyhoo, welcome, and, as MintJulie said, feel free to ask for help if you need it.
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Welcome, Dan. Just a little heads up, most of the forums are easy going and polite. The 1408/Politics forums are a free-fire zone. So posting in there you are open to being flame roasted, and eaten. Not necessarily in a pleasant manner.
Enjoy the delights here and ask a moderator if you have questions.
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Thank you for the welcome.
Yes, I drive a Durango MissBarb. In my opinion, one of the finest vehicles on the road today.
And no Julie, I did not come here to pick up women. Sorry it came out like that. I am new to this sort of chat thing and see how it could be taken as you did . As I mentioned, I am very happily married. She's the third best thing that ever happened to me. My two children being the first two.
Toe,
Blazing Saddles was a classic. A favorite of mine. My wife has a great sense of humor but no appreciation what so ever for classic comedies. I might have to find the movie and let her fully appreciate a satirical Western. I did read some criticism of the film recently for the racist slurs and other non PC humor.
I will be sure to ask if I need help. Thank you for the offer.
Dan
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Yes, I drive a Durango MissBarb. In my opinion, one of the finest vehicles on the road today.
I rather enjoy my Explorer. I'm ready for a newer vehicle and my hubby is suggesting a Chrysler, a Durango in fact. I'll admit it is stylish inside and out. I like the bigger size of the Ford Expedition with my family though. If one or two of the kids wants to bring along a friend or two, or in the coming years a group of kiddo's need carted off to the mall or movies, the Expedition has the room. It might turn into a disagreement over the Ford or Durango, but Jules usually gets her way in the end.
As I mentioned, I am very happily married. She's the third best thing that ever happened to me. My two children being the first two.
That's so sweet - for your kids to hear. Have you told her she's the third best thing that has ever happened to her? That should go over good. I'm sure she knows the children are the most important thing in your life, but I wouldn't recommend saying it out loud. Just a little tip for you, Dano! ;)
Toe,
Blazing Saddles was a classic. A favorite of mine. My wife has a great sense of humor but no appreciation what so ever for classic comedies. I might have to find the movie and let her fully appreciate a satirical Western.
I'm sure she'd suffer through it for your sake. A bunch of men flatulating around a campfire? That should get her in the mood. Might I suggest a RomCom (romantic comedy) afterward and make it a double feature.
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You two get a room. :emot_laughing:
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You two get a room. :emot_laughing:
We already did.
Confession time.
DurangoDan is my husband. We were going to keep it secret, but I don't want to. He's my hunny and I want to show him off.
When we sit watching TV, or he reading a book, or we are doing whatever in the evenings, I usually am sitting next to him, or laying with my head in his lap, with my laptop and he's peeking over at the screen on occasion. When I'd glance through some photos to make sure they are within KB rules, he would always pipe in with, "Wait, go back to that picture," and make other comments. For many months I've suggested he just sign up and look at all he wants. Well, he finally did.
On KB, I've always referred to him as "Mark", which was a fictional name. I will now refer to him as "Dan" so as not to confuse you, or confuse you less. It is a fictional name also. I may use variations such as Danny, Daniel, Dano, DannyBoy, Dan-Dan, etc.
After I teased him about his DurangoDan username, he 100% refuses to tell me the reason for 'Dan'. Maybe somebody else can pry it out of him. I'm quite curious. Until then, please feel free to use any variations of 'Dan' I mentioned.
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Well, that explains why you deflowered him so quickly.
;D
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Well well well... isn't this an interesting development?
I hope DD makes a few more posts, however many it takes so he can get PMs (Private Messages). ;D
Remmy
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I loved "The big reveal Jules". So nice you two can pervert together on KB. :D
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Watcher lets DurangoDan know that he was just teasing his lovely wife when he wanted to drizzle certain parts of her body with butterscotch, chocolate syrup or whatever. ;D ;D
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I'll just leave this here.
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#Resist
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Watcher lets DurangoDan know that he was just teasing his lovely wife when he wanted to drizzle certain parts of her body with butterscotch, chocolate syrup or whatever. ;D ;D
Well, I will say, you gave him some great ideas. ;)
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Watcher lets DurangoDan know that he was just teasing his lovely wife when he wanted to drizzle certain parts of her body with butterscotch, chocolate syrup or whatever. ;D ;D
Well, I will say, you gave him some great ideas. ;)
Oh, the wonderful things we can learn on KB. ;D
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Watcher lets DurangoDan know that he was just teasing his lovely wife when he wanted to drizzle certain parts of her body with butterscotch, chocolate syrup or whatever. ;D ;D
My apologies to Dan for deleting the following post (not the exact words but close)....
Rick, I especially like to drizzle caramel on her after one of her sweaty workouts.
Salted Caramel Julie is very good.
:-*
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Apology accepted.
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I wonder what beverage or other liquid would go good with Salted Caramel Julie. Sounds delicious. ;D ;D
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I wonder what beverage or other liquid would go good with Salted Caramel Julie. Sounds delicious. ;D ;D
Bourbon goes with everything.
Apology accepted.
But I'm not apologizing for the other post I deleted.
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Knowing everyone concerned, and reading all this, is kind of freaking me out. LOL. And now I have another name to juggle in my head. And reading masturbation confessions.
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And now I have another name to juggle in my head.
You're not the only one that brought up this concern. From here on out, in PMs, email, texts, etc, I will call him Dan. (still don't know the origin).
I have one PM message subject line titled "I AM SOOOO CONFUSED!" that brought up all the names. hahaha
For those that don't know, to some people, in PM, I'd call him by his real name. But on the board I'd call him 'Mark'. Then he registered as Dan.
Sorry everyone. I blame Mark, I mean Ch..., I mean Dan for not just going with Mark. But DurangoMark doesn't sound very good. I really don't like the 'Dan' username, maybe DurangoDon? or DurangoDoug? Just something about the name Dan. But that's what it will be.
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And now I have another name to juggle in my head.
You're not the only one that brought up this concern. From here on out, in PMs, email, texts, etc, I will call him Dan. (still don't know the origin).
I have one PM message subject line titled "I AM SOOOO CONFUSED!" that brought up all the names. hahaha
For those that don't know, to some people, in PM, I'd call him by his real name. But on the board I'd call him 'Mark'. Then he registered as Dan.
Sorry everyone. I blame Mark, I mean Ch..., I mean Dan for not just going with Mark. But DurangoMark doesn't sound very good. I really don't like the 'Dan' username, maybe DurangoDon? or DurangoDoug? Just something about the name Dan. But that's what it will be.
DurangoDom. . . . . . . ?
Now I’m imagining Jules trying to spit out a ballgag in order to object to that name.
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Just Dan, or Durango, or DD “Double Dick” “Ding Dong” or “The Dong, if you’re into that whole brevity thing.”
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DurangoDom. . . . . . . ?
Now I’m imagining Jules trying to spit out a ballgag in order to object to that name.
Jules doesn't do ballgags. Ballgags get filed under Athos "nope nope nope" topic for me. So def not DurangoDom
Just Dan, or Durango, or DD “Double Dick” “Ding Dong” or “The Dong, if your’re into that whole brevity thing.”
I think I could do Durango. DD reminds me too much of DemonDelight. "Ding Dong" does kind of fit him though.
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#Resist
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#Resist
hahaha Nope, I don't use that word. I don't even like to type out the word D*ck. SEE, I couldn't do it! D*ck, D*ck, D*ck. Can't be done.
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#Resist
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DurangoDom. . . . . . . ?
Now I’m imagining Jules trying to spit out a ballgag in order to object to that name.
Jules doesn't do ballgags. Ballgags get filed under Athos "nope nope nope" topic for me. So def not DurangoDom
In keeping with the spirit of where this thread is going, I would be remiss in not pointing out they also make penis gags.
Just wondering, can you type ‘penis’?
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Sorry everyone. I blame Mark, I mean Ch..., I mean Dan for not just going with Mark. But DurangoMark doesn't sound very good. I really don't like the 'Dan' username, maybe DurangoDon? or DurangoDoug? Just something about the name Dan. But that's what it will be.
Hey, I am not confused. Pretty simple, actually. You live with three guys. ;D ;D
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Dan, Dan, he’s the man!
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Dan, Dan, he’s the man!
Yes he is. Best guy ever.
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I think I could do Durango.
I bet you could!
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I think I could do Durango.
I bet you could!
:emot_laughing:
I bet you did...! ;D
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I think I could do Durango.
I bet you could!
And I'd pay cash money to watch...
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hahaha
Guess what we're watching next chance we get?
Golden Saddles. It's all he's talked about since the campfire gif.
His oldest daughter has viewed it and will be watching with us.
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hahaha
Guess what we're watching next chance we get?
Blazing Saddles. It's all he's talked about since the campfire gif.
His oldest daughter has viewed it and will be watching with us.
I'd recommend 'Young Frankenstein' for next weekend, if you liked 'Blazing Saddles'. ;D It's safe for kid's ears, and hilarious for adults.
"Iz a puzzlement... during the transference the monster got part of your wonderful brain. What did you ever get from him?" :o
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Blazing Saddles, Jules. Not Golden Saddles.
Young Frankenstein is a great suggestion. I think it should be a double feature.
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I like the sound of DurangoDom
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I like the sound of DurangoDom
DurangoDommed sounds better
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Blazing Saddles, Jules. Not Golden Saddles.
Young Frankenstein is a great suggestion. I think it should be a double feature.
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Blazing Saddles, Jules. Not Golden Saddles.
Young Frankenstein is a great suggestion. I think it should be a double feature.
And look who gets to handle those knockers :emot_laughing:
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Blazing Saddles, Jules. Not Golden Saddles.
Young Frankenstein is a great suggestion. I think it should be a double feature.
Golden Saddles was the movie Donald Trump made in Moscow. :emot_laughing:
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Blazing Saddles, Jules. Not Golden Saddles.
Young Frankenstein is a great suggestion. I think it should be a double feature.
Well worth knocking out a woo... ;D
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I like the sound of DurangoDom
DurangoDommed sounds better
DurangoDom sounds like a porn star in a BDSM film. I wonder who he has dommed recently..... 8)
DurangoDan sounds like a cowboy who wears a white hat and protects the virtues of the ladies. Wait...are there any ladies around still with their virtues intact? ;D ;D
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DurangoDan sounds like a cowboy who wears a white hat and protects the virtues of the ladies. Wait...are there any ladies around still with their virtues intact? ;D ;D
TUT TUT TUT Watcher... How could you ask a question like that? We all know the answer to that... :emot_laughing:
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I like the sound of DurangoDom
LOL, if Jules would let you, i’d Show you what a Dominant is really like.
big evil grin
Oh yes, but you are safe under Jules’ protection.
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I like the sound of DurangoDom
LOL, if Jules would let you, i’d Show you what a Dominant is really like.
big evil grin
Oh yes, but you are safe under Jules’ protection.
I'd be willing to lend him to you for a few days.
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Wait...are there any ladies around still with their virtues intact? ;D ;D
{Raises hand.}
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"No?"
Durango... Pretty much any alliterative way to finish that is going to get you called Buckaroo. Any Handle that ends in "Dom," tells the ladies to share their fantasies with him, just to see if he'll listen.
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