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Reply #20 on: May 11, 2019, 03:45:16 PM
Watcher lets DurangoDan know that he was just teasing his lovely wife when he wanted to drizzle certain parts of her body with butterscotch, chocolate syrup or whatever.  ;D ;D

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Reply #21 on: May 11, 2019, 09:33:41 PM
I'll just leave this here.



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Reply #22 on: May 13, 2019, 02:10:58 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 11, 2019, 03:45:16 PM
Watcher lets DurangoDan know that he was just teasing his lovely wife when he wanted to drizzle certain parts of her body with butterscotch, chocolate syrup or whatever.  ;D ;D

Well, I will say, you gave him some great ideas.  ;)

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Reply #23 on: May 13, 2019, 02:16:40 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 13, 2019, 02:10:58 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 11, 2019, 03:45:16 PM
Watcher lets DurangoDan know that he was just teasing his lovely wife when he wanted to drizzle certain parts of her body with butterscotch, chocolate syrup or whatever.  ;D ;D

Well, I will say, you gave him some great ideas.  ;)
Oh, the wonderful things we can learn on KB. ;D

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Reply #24 on: May 15, 2019, 04:39:44 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 11, 2019, 03:45:16 PM
Watcher lets DurangoDan know that he was just teasing his lovely wife when he wanted to drizzle certain parts of her body with butterscotch, chocolate syrup or whatever.  ;D ;D


My apologies to Dan for deleting the following post (not the exact words but close)....

Quote from: DurangoDan  on May 13, 2019

Rick, I especially like to drizzle caramel on her after one of her sweaty workouts.
Salted Caramel Julie is very good.

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Reply #25 on: May 15, 2019, 04:42:54 AM

Apology accepted.


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Reply #26 on: May 15, 2019, 07:39:14 PM
I wonder what beverage or other liquid would go good with Salted Caramel Julie. Sounds delicious.  ;D ;D 

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Reply #27 on: May 15, 2019, 08:27:53 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 15, 2019, 07:39:14 PM
I wonder what beverage or other liquid would go good with Salted Caramel Julie. Sounds delicious.  ;D ;D  

Bourbon goes with everything.




Quote from: DurangoDan on May 15, 2019, 04:42:54 AM
Apology accepted.

But I'm not apologizing for the other post I deleted.


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Reply #28 on: May 15, 2019, 08:54:37 PM
Knowing everyone concerned, and reading all this, is kind of freaking me out.  LOL.  And now I have another name to juggle in my head.  And reading masturbation confessions. 


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Reply #29 on: May 15, 2019, 09:06:51 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 15, 2019, 08:54:37 PM
And now I have another name to juggle in my head.   

You're not the only one that brought up this concern.  From here on out, in PMs, email, texts, etc, I will call him Dan.   (still don't know the origin). 

I have one PM message subject line titled "I AM SOOOO CONFUSED!" that brought up all the names.  hahaha   

For those that don't know, to some people, in PM, I'd call him by his real name.  But on the board I'd call him 'Mark'.  Then he registered as Dan. 

Sorry everyone.  I blame Mark, I mean Ch..., I mean Dan for not just going with Mark.   But DurangoMark doesn't sound very good.  I really don't like the 'Dan' username, maybe DurangoDon? or DurangoDoug?   Just something about the name Dan.  But that's what it will be.

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Reply #30 on: May 15, 2019, 09:12:02 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 15, 2019, 09:06:51 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 15, 2019, 08:54:37 PM
And now I have another name to juggle in my head.   

You're not the only one that brought up this concern.  From here on out, in PMs, email, texts, etc, I will call him Dan.   (still don't know the origin). 

I have one PM message subject line titled "I AM SOOOO CONFUSED!" that brought up all the names.  hahaha   

For those that don't know, to some people, in PM, I'd call him by his real name.  But on the board I'd call him 'Mark'.  Then he registered as Dan. 

Sorry everyone.  I blame Mark, I mean Ch..., I mean Dan for not just going with Mark.   But DurangoMark doesn't sound very good.  I really don't like the 'Dan' username, maybe DurangoDon? or DurangoDoug?   Just something about the name Dan.  But that's what it will be.


DurangoDom. . . . . . . ?

Now I’m imagining Jules trying to spit out a ballgag in order to object to that name.


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Reply #31 on: May 15, 2019, 09:12:31 PM
Just Dan, or Durango, or DD “Double Dick” “Ding Dong” or “The Dong, if you’re into that whole brevity thing.”

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Reply #32 on: May 15, 2019, 09:19:18 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on May 15, 2019, 09:12:02 PM
DurangoDom. . . . . . . ?

Now I’m imagining Jules trying to spit out a ballgag in order to object to that name.

Jules doesn't do ballgags.   Ballgags get filed under Athos "nope nope nope" topic for me.  So def not DurangoDom


Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 15, 2019, 09:12:31 PM
Just Dan, or Durango, or DD “Double Dick” “Ding Dong” or “The Dong, if your’re into that whole brevity thing.”

I think I could do Durango.     DD reminds me too much of DemonDelight.   "Ding Dong" does kind of fit him though.

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Reply #33 on: May 15, 2019, 09:19:54 PM


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Reply #34 on: May 15, 2019, 09:23:03 PM
Quote from: Athos_131 on May 15, 2019, 09:19:54 PM


#Resist

hahaha Nope, I don't use that word.  I don't even like to type out the word D*ck.   SEE, I couldn't do it!   D*ck, D*ck, D*ck.   Can't be done. 

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Reply #35 on: May 15, 2019, 09:25:33 PM

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Reply #36 on: May 15, 2019, 09:43:10 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 15, 2019, 09:19:18 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on May 15, 2019, 09:12:02 PM
DurangoDom. . . . . . . ?

Now I’m imagining Jules trying to spit out a ballgag in order to object to that name.

Jules doesn't do ballgags.   Ballgags get filed under Athos "nope nope nope" topic for me.  So def not DurangoDom




In keeping with the spirit of where this thread is going, I would be remiss in not pointing out they also make penis gags.

Just wondering, can you type ‘penis’?


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Reply #37 on: May 16, 2019, 12:11:55 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 15, 2019, 09:06:51 PM

Sorry everyone.  I blame Mark, I mean Ch..., I mean Dan for not just going with Mark.   But DurangoMark doesn't sound very good.  I really don't like the 'Dan' username, maybe DurangoDon? or DurangoDoug?   Just something about the name Dan.  But that's what it will be.

Hey, I am not confused. Pretty simple, actually. You live with three guys.  ;D ;D

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Reply #38 on: May 16, 2019, 05:10:59 PM
Dan, Dan, he’s the man!

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Reply #39 on: May 16, 2019, 05:17:30 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 16, 2019, 05:10:59 PM
Dan, Dan, he’s the man!

Yes he is.  Best guy ever.

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