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Reply #460 on: October 25, 2021, 03:26:07 AM

PSA... just heard there will be a turkey shortage for the big day.  16-18 lbs will be in short supply.  Smaller ones will be more available.  Spiral hams might be scarce. 

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Reply #461 on: October 25, 2021, 04:57:35 AM

PSA... just heard there will be a turkey shortage for the big day.  16-18 lbs will be in short supply.  Smaller ones will be more available.  Spiral hams might be scarce.

That’s why God made beef prime rib and tenderloin. My Beef Wellington is to die for.

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Reply #462 on: October 25, 2021, 05:06:41 AM

PSA... just heard there will be a turkey shortage for the big day.  16-18 lbs will be in short supply.  Smaller ones will be more available.  Spiral hams might be scarce.

I'm not really a turkey person, I like the next day sandwiches, otherwise I'm good without it. Things are getting crazy though. I was going to bake some pumpkin bars, and they wanted $2.20 for a can of pumpkin puree. It's usually $.78.



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Reply #463 on: October 25, 2021, 06:00:23 AM

PSA... just heard there will be a turkey shortage for the big day.  16-18 lbs will be in short supply.  Smaller ones will be more available.  Spiral hams might be scarce.

I’m probably going to go buy one ASAP just to be sure.  I’m rarely the one cooking the turkey for Thanksgiving, especially lately, but her family that does is not one to plan ahead.

I had a very nice ribeye steak this evening, medium rare with seared portabella mushrooms and frizzled red onions accompanied by baked beans from scratch and a huge Caesar salad.  But with all due respect to toe, beef is not for Thanksgiving.



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Reply #464 on: October 25, 2021, 08:41:02 AM

PSA... just heard there will be a turkey shortage for the big day.  16-18 lbs will be in short supply.  Smaller ones will be more available.  Spiral hams might be scarce.

I'm not really a turkey person, I like the next day sandwiches, otherwise I'm good without it. Things are getting crazy though. I was going to bake some pumpkin bars, and they wanted $2.20 for a can of pumpkin puree. It's usually $.78.


I wonder if pumpkins cost more this year?

I have no recollection of how this happened, but several pumpkin plants grew out of the composting area I have next to my house.  I gave pumpkins to all her family and kept the smallest for us which is plenty big enough to make a couple pies for Thanksgiving.

My first wife complained that turkey had no flavor at all.  I sort of agree.  I don’t eat it often, although the lunch meat is frequently in our fridge.  It’s like tilapia, tasteless on its own, but a nice canvas from which to add flavor.  It’s why cranberries are essential to Thanksgiving.



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Reply #465 on: November 05, 2021, 02:43:14 AM
What time is it? Its chili time... except I dont want chili, so I'm making squash soup.

Winter squash, I usually use butternut, but I didn't get one of those, I got a banana squash instead


Slice it, but it and peeled it. Diced it up into relative small cubes. Throw it on a sheet pan and roast at 400° for half hour.

Normally cook it in a crock pot on high for 3-4 hours or low 6-8. I'm impatient, and use a pressure cooker.

1 medium onion diced
2-3 cups of chicken broth depending in squash size
1/2 tsp marjoram
1/4 tsp black pepper
1/8 tsp cayenne pepper
2 tbsp butter
8 oz cream cheese

Due to the size of the squash, and my dad loves it made this way, I'm using one can of chicken broth, and one can of beer. I'm also adding 1/4 cup of heavy cream. I am substituting cayenne pepper for 2 freshly chopped habanero peppers.

Cook it all together in crock pot or whatever you use yo make soup, and I use a stick blender to process it until its smooth. Eat it with a dollop of sour cream and some tortilla chips or garlic bread.



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Reply #466 on: November 05, 2021, 06:31:22 AM
I need to make squash soup more often, only made it a few times.  And plus 1 for stumping me on banana squash, never heard of it (and I’m obsessed with knowing such things).



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Reply #467 on: November 06, 2021, 03:22:04 AM
I need to make squash soup more often, only made it a few times.  And plus 1 for stumping me on banana squash, never heard of it (and I’m obsessed with knowing such things).

There is a small road side shop that sells them in for county. Only place that jce actually seen them.  This time a year, whenever I go there, I bring a copy of my two recipies I make with it. The soup, and a sweet and sliced glazed squash. People always asking what they are and how to cook them. Usually FIBs

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Reply #468 on: November 06, 2021, 04:07:47 AM


And of you're wondering what a FIB is, it's what we Wisconsinites call people from Illinois.  "F*ing Illinois Bastard"

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Reply #469 on: December 26, 2021, 05:39:28 AM
Put these up for Jed.

7.4 lb. 3 ribs.



Au gratin Gruyère.



Morton’s creamed spinach.



Yeast rolls.






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Reply #470 on: December 29, 2021, 05:27:42 AM
Put these up for Jed.

7.4 lb. 3 ribs.






Nephew did a 2 x 2 ribs with Peruvian marinate on a rotisserie over his gas grill.  Other than being overcooked, it wasn’t bad.  His turkey was perfect.

For breakfast today I had made a couple steak and cheeses using those rib leftovers, grilled onions, tomato and arugula on toasted hotdog rolls; improvisational camp food.  We’re in NC at the Great Smokey Mountains enjoying that crazy 60s December weather.



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Reply #471 on: December 29, 2021, 06:03:27 AM
It sounds awesome. I left all the prime rib back at home, and have no idea what I will find when I get back there on Thursday. I want at least one more thinly sliced sandwich or two. The family wants me to make a Wellington for New Year’s.

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Reply #472 on: December 29, 2021, 02:47:02 PM
Last good things I remember
Christmas cake I made myself.
Chicken chilli/Chilli chicken. (Dunno it’s name in the U.S.) with a twist, (pizza oregano in the gravy.)
And just a glass of plentily both refined and aged, H2O.



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Reply #473 on: January 20, 2022, 11:15:02 AM
My Family Famous Meatballs.

Meatballs:
2 pounds ground beef (I use sirloin)
1 packet of onion soup mix.
Combine and make meatballs and sear.

Sauce:
1 can cranberry sauce
1 cup sauerkraut
1 8oz bottle Heinz chilli sauce
1 cup water or short bottle water
1 cup brown sugar
Oven Temp 350°f
In 9" x 13" pan cover meatballs with sauce and bake covered for 1 1/2 hours, uncover and bake 30 minutes



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Reply #474 on: January 21, 2022, 01:56:52 PM
My Family Famous Meatballs.

Meatballs:
2 pounds ground beef (I use sirloin)
1 packet of onion soup mix.
Combine and make meatballs and sear.

Sauce:
1 can cranberry sauce
1 cup sauerkraut
1 8oz bottle Heinz chilli sauce
1 cup water or short bottle water
1 cup brown sugar
Oven Temp 350°f
In 9" x 13" pan cover meatballs with sauce and bake covered for 1 1/2 hours, uncover and bake 30 minutes

I've been putting all the family recipes into a website - I'll definitely test it out.



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Reply #475 on: January 21, 2022, 04:46:56 PM
Hope it turns out a d you like it. It's a staple at most of my family get togethers. My dad wants mentontry with venison, but I'd have to add some fat from something probably pork. Maybe 1lb of each. Others want me to just leave it alone



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Reply #476 on: January 21, 2022, 06:21:15 PM
Hope it turns out a d you like it. It's a staple at most of my family get togethers. My dad wants mentontry with venison, but I'd have to add some fat from something probably pork. Maybe 1lb of each. Others want me to just leave it alone


Yes, for venison grind in some fatty pork or even fatback (which I can’t find any more) and mixi well.  Do you have a decent meat grinder sweetie?  I do of course.

Someone is going make a meat joke out of that, I just know it.



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Reply #477 on: January 21, 2022, 06:53:19 PM
Hope it turns out a d you like it. It's a staple at most of my family get togethers. My dad wants mentontry with venison, but I'd have to add some fat from something probably pork. Maybe 1lb of each. Others want me to just leave it alone


Yes, for venison grind in some fatty pork or even fatback (which I can’t find any more) and mixi well.  Do you have a decent meat grinder sweetie?  I do of course.

Someone is going make a meat joke out of that, I just know it.
Not me, CT maybe.



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Reply #478 on: January 21, 2022, 07:31:11 PM
Hope it turns out a d you like it. It's a staple at most of my family get togethers. My dad wants me to try with venison, but I'd have to add some fat from something probably pork. Maybe 1lb of each. Others want me to just leave it alone


Yes, for venison grind in some fatty pork or even fatback (which I can’t find any more) and mixi well.  Do you have a decent meat grinder sweetie?  I do of course.

Someone is going make a meat joke out of that, I just know it.

Yes Sir, I have an attachment for my kitchen aid stand mixer. I've never used fatback for the simple reason ita called fatback. I know it's like a super fat bacon, but I could never get passed the name.

Yes a meat joke does sound like it's right up CTs alley😁



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Reply #479 on: January 21, 2022, 07:45:38 PM
Moi? 😳😇