Unless you write for an audience of one, views count.
Writing is performance art, like singing, acting, and dancing. Taylor Swift in the shower? (Yes, please!) Tom Cruise on the patio? Maggie Zeigler in a van? (Yes, please!) Performers want need to be seen. Otherwise, why bother?
Step One is the title. Most guys would read "Sweet Pussy" but not "Vaginal Secretions."
Step Two is the code(s). Lots of people will read "M, f-teen, first, oral" but not "MMMMMMMMFFFFmmfffff, dog, snake, NC, suicide, murder, rape, chickens."
Step Three is the opening line. "Call me Ishmael" is out of the park. "My mom, her name was Gladys, and she wanted to name me Frank, but my dad collected harpoons and was a Bible thumper, so he insisted on naming me Ishmael" is caught by the pitcher, who throws out the guy on first base.
At this point, all you need is one great sentence after another creating a compelling narrative. Why do all of that for nobody?