KRISTEN'S BOARD

...

Great pics Lippy.  All gave me a good laugh.  Also I just realized, we're low a strawberry jam.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

(http://i.imgur.com/DQiO5m4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/qgHhHjY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DAdSQMS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ftZKLGI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Laf2POi.jpg)

...at least one of them should bring a smile to your face... :roll:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg3mobYIIAAQS09.jpg:large)

(http://i.imgur.com/ot76DD8.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/gs2YUi0.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6eff973fd76b11d97c3b970b351699cb/tumblr_mzjwg8XdQW1racc9so1_500.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/OLl6OL7.gif)

I am sorry if this offends someone, but I find this Jiggle-Glorp funny.

(http://i.imgur.com/9JByfg0.gif)


And if you want a sound to go with this, play this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyBlOe2cT1Y

(http://i.imgur.com/1nrKf5j.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/CcyFw96.jpg)

Have a fun day....!!

(http://i.imgur.com/mRxJ2c0.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/taxuGuS.jpg)

 :emot_laughing:

(http://i57.tinypic.com/dziepv.gif)

I'm kind of hoping this one is for real.  :emot_laughing:

The very first thing that popped into my head was: "Why the hell didn't they sell this when I was a teen!!"  :emot_laughing:

Nevermind that, think of all the travel opportunities without the need to explain the reason you have a dildo in your luggage  :emot_laughing:

Looks up at MissB....WTF??

This is a great way to get pasted those moments when somethings need or don't need an explanation. What's really great is that you can carry it around and no one is the wiser.
However on another note, wanna bet the front end promo office planned this as a sale gimmick?, and further it will be the teenage girls who buy it up the fastest.
Just saying........
 :D
Love,
Liz

I doubt the travel size version would be very useful for that.

THE CLAPPER   
"Clap on...Clap off"

(http://i.imgur.com/SRbkdqQ.jpg)

Dang, paws don't clap!

Okay, I don't get it.......
How is it suppose to work?
It's just gum, so what?

Love,
Liz

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a7058eb2e91d3a939439252d85fcdd0/tumblr_mpy233gr1d1rj7cg7o1_400.gif)

Very nice TD.  Always good to find another use for it.

*ducks* Truth be told when I first saw this, I thought of GG and his phone.

Thanks for your comments.

No, that thing is just way too big, sexy, diamond hard and alluring to be GG's...phone!  :emot_laughing:

First Off....."HELL NO".!!!
Secondly...."How the hell do you flush it?"

Love,
Liz

Liz, since Lippy's from "across the pond" it could be a bidet.  Or, combined bidet/toilet.  For flushing, there is one handle showing.
 :emot_rotf: 

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Not grabbing that.!!!!!!!!!!
LOL.....OMG!!!!
Where the hell is Janus when you need him!!!!!
Love,
Liz
 :emot_laughing:

You want to grab janus instead?  He will be over the moon!   :emot_laughing:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO......Janus can grab that!!!!
EEWWWWWWW.....
 :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz

Nice ones Toe.  My wife maintains that unless you can pee, poop and fart with your mate in the room, your relationship is not complete. YMMV

Nothing like sitting in the college cafeteria with all your friends and hundreds of people around you that for the most part you don't know.......and you let one rip.
Everyone looks right at you, and you proceed to die right there.
(Been there, done that).......did not impress anyone at all.
 :D
Love,
Liz

I often suffer from those 'silent but deadly' farts. You know the type, they creep across the floor well away from you and then rise up, engulfing all in the nasty stench contained therein.

(http://s26.postimg.org/izleaedrd/funny5.png) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s26.postimg.org/siv33v19l/funny4.png) (http://postimage.org/)

I'm going to have a hard time putting another Cheeto in my mouth again.

My cat would bite me and say, "I've seen where you put that tongue sometimes!"

Bad start to a bad day.

When the sign says "Total Nudity Not Allowed"

(http://i.imgur.com/Bk0VqYL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/hqxvhvF.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/arR3Ib4.jpg)

(http://www.pmcaregivers.com/images/geezer%20tweets_small.jpg)

Hitting too close to home for me, TD.  :emot_laughing:

I didn't want to pollute the serious thread, so I'll just leave this here...  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/aU1TPH9.jpg)

Or, as a former supervisor would say, "Sex is over-rated.  Sometimes, nothing beats a good, healthy shit."

Goes well with my avatar!

Thought those of you with kids might like this.  

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b12db42f7e9948ffd6ad7e5877875e52/tumblr_n17wjzoklp1rrs15go1_500.jpg)

(http://s26.postimg.org/q9dwj96w9/funny.png) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s26.postimg.org/70c8fhxd5/funny1.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
^^^^^This is just about right.^^^^

(http://s26.postimg.org/k71of0t2h/funny2.png) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s26.postimg.org/4x1t7txk9/funny3.png) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s26.postimg.org/pemrjh9nt/funny4.png) (http://postimage.org/)

Honorable Mention, at least.

(http://s5.postimg.org/r9w92q753/tumblr_n2dg5f6ej11sgrrw8o1_500.gif) (http://postimage.org/)

That really isn't funny.

Shouldn't the batteries in that display be D cells, those look like they're AAs.

(http://s5.postimg.org/qww4ofr1j/tumblr_ms04h4_S6_SE1rk82pto1_250.gif) (http://postimage.org/)

The one below is a GIF, click to view.
(http://s5.postimg.org/vx2rnvbfn/tumblr_mvk58tvdib1ssdid3o1_400.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/vx2rnvbfn/)

(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/ccfc516ff95022d39e66bf72afc663990abc72d5_m.jpg)

Reading Glasses for a Cyclops by chance??
 :D
Love,
Liz

Not so funny to me.  I had to remove one lens from my glasses after first cataract surgery.  Still have lens for left eye, but get that done on the 24th.  I'll be able to read more posts here then.  Gets hard to look a print for any length of time. 

Meanwhile, waiting for Janus to find the picture of the guy that wears those glasses...glass?!

(http://s5.postimg.org/fsc809zmv/0543756859.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s5.postimg.org/y5heokzhj/0551191663.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

See he has another one at home... LOL

(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n598/larrymjordan/cyclops.jpg)

Good work, Janus.   :emot_wave2:

Janus bows to the crowd...Thank you thank you all.......See you in Miami.  ;D

Something for our ladies:

(http://i.imgur.com/QPJqLv7.jpg) (http://imgur.com/QPJqLv7)

removed for underage image

(http://s26.postimg.org/445a9b8dl/funny1.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s26.postimg.org/wd6yjiomh/funny2.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s26.postimg.org/91iuufacp/plane.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

AHHHHH......Not to be nick picky, But thats a picture of an "Otter", not a "Beaver".!!
Just saying.......
Love,
Liz

Liz knows all about beaver  ;D

Removed for underage image

Coacheric

Edit:

Ah, Coach, I know you weren't being a spoilt sport, but I mean, come on, even a drawing of a Ladybird book counts as underage? ;)

She otter.

(http://s26.postimg.org/joqybzg2x/funny.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s26.postimg.org/wu6gi39yh/funny1.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s26.postimg.org/5xmh9rr55/funny2.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

  :emot_rotf: SO true!!!

 :emot_laughing:

Hey! cut that out, where did you get these pics of me??? LoL.

I love your humor  :emot_kiss:

Sorry, I can't. In order to earn money I'm forced to sit inside all day staring at a computer screen.

Damn the luck for you then...I just got the approval for a 4 day weekend. LOL

Gonna be LOTS of playing but I'm thinking it will be all inside.....Deep inside. LOL

You slut.

:D

hey Hey HEY.....I resemble that remark.  ;D

Anybody really wanna go through that again?
(http://i.imgur.com/5kQn81e.jpg)

Vintage photo from "Goldfinger" try outs
(http://i.imgur.com/mW8yfAB.jpg)

(http://s26.postimg.org/hgmf5i4o9/funny5.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s26.postimg.org/fq3e40n55/funny6.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://i.imgur.com/KmcIv2Q.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/477P7bw.jpg)

(http://cl.jroo.me/z3/g/k/F/e/a.baa-Mechanic-SHark-.jpg)

Ohhhh, so that is how they get those closeups for shark week. LOL

(http://i.imgur.com/w8d56.gif)

Well....that gives me something to think about next time I walk behind a deer.  :emot_laughing:

(http://i.imgur.com/eHGxol3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/lj87IVe.jpg) (http://imgur.com/lj87IVe)

I never knew what it was all about from the original version of the song.  Now I'm really confused.  Thanks Toe, Just the way to start my day.

Ummmm, I just pee in the shower stall.....Then turn the shower on for a little while.  ;D

I was looking for a talent meme, and found this

(http://global3.memecdn.com/talent_gp_714189.jpg)

Thought the blow dryer was to knock the drips off... not dry the bog...

vinney

Ohhh JANUS....  :emot_laughing:

(http://s26.postimg.org/xm964tqnd/funny10.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

Now he's going to spend the weekend looking for one just like that.

Funny thing is, as I was going to the produce section at walmart yesterday, I was quietly complaining that their selection of cucumbers sucked the last few times I'd gone in there. Well guess what? They must have gotten a new shipment in or a different vendor or something, because I really did find some beauties.  8)

you should visit my Walmart. there are some THICK and LONG ones waiting for you right now Janus.  ;D

Ha Ha!

A few pics I found funny - hope you do to...

(http://s5.postimg.org/dy4xmkcdj/image.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/pd1er6opz/6a00d83451bb2969e201348742e147970c_800wi.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/5oxnlw813/20060331anothersign.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/xnn7z0k9z/9173842a_DERAGEF.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

Lego Sex...

(http://s5.postimg.org/av47j6xev/6643400_fbthumbnail.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/p48ff01bb/Image_Uploaded_By_ARRSE1379930077_743023.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/rpilg9g2v/Image_Uploaded_By_ARRSE1379930111_010728.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/jnucycxbb/Image_Uploaded_By_ARRSE1379930160_126443.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/4t5rk6nqf/Image_Uploaded_By_ARRSE1379930146_609656.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s5.postimg.org/oqbot56lj/Image_Uploaded_By_ARRSE1379930127_276518.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/lxih94693/Image_Uploaded_By_ARRSE1379930092_293251.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/4cp5bhpd3/IMG_1734_sm.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/dctqvolgn/Lego_95de7c_710493.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)(http://s5.postimg.org/tmoicblif/tumblr_ktp97e_Ald_A1qzr38no1_400.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s5.postimg.org/62yzlhs4n/Beaver.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/n61rh08tj/31194114_A4_CNRz7a.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/v02d2egmf/clit_sign.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/psh9xy013/how_the_word_boob_was_created_202183424_std.png) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/65s1ztajr/IMG_20140309_WA0000.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/47le1ti1z/image.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s5.postimg.org/vywi9wy3r/POTD_ladies_rugby_2754449k.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/wpp8fp0h3/supermarketpee1.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/z8axgdm7b/sign2_2806975k.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://s5.postimg.org/7qg9o35wn/zzz60_rude_cactus.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

This should go in the WTF thread.  As I do not read Tamil, I would love to have a translation.

GESUNDHEIT!!

The strawberry ones are a bit too sour, you have to buy the chocolate or chocolate-orange ones. Tasty and healthy.

I want the marker about time travel on my grave.
That would make people wonder...... :emot_laughing:
HG Wells, eat your heart out..the time machine is not dead!!
Love,
Liz

(http://i.imgur.com/HkhoJuh.jpg)

Wish *I* had a friend like her!  :emot_laughing:  It's the thought that counts, Kate!

  Tattoo of the Year  
(http://i.imgur.com/EPeUWiM.jpg)

Lovely art work. Good find slave.

(http://i.imgur.com/QXTrWQq.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/bNenqDt.jpg)

One donut to rule them all...  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/qOsjHIf.jpg)

Cracks within cracks

(http://i.imgur.com/XTCGOx0.png)

That's right motherfucker, she's a Lion's Fan.  :emot_laughing:

(http://i.imgur.com/2eK0lrM.jpg)

lol http://f.pepst.com/c/d/C48932/464914-8087/ssc3/home/060/cc.newspaper/funny_pictures_chat.jpg

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdw9qePSx61r449eko1_500.jpg)

Moving up in the corporate world.
(http://i.imgur.com/uMTrolK.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/JnvtlJP.jpg)

Who knew that Lenin was such a hoopster?

(http://s155933700.onlinehome.us/stuff/02.jpg)

(http://nickmom.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:gsp:nickcomstor:/nickvision/nickmom/article_img/pros-cons-showering-husband-rev-article.jpg?&quality=0.8&&stage=live)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/341183232/h52C2D0CC/)

 :emot_laughing:
Good one, Janus.  We don't have a dog, so the cats take over our bed, the chairs, tables and control the window space.  They do get what they want, as your picture shows.

(http://i.imgur.com/YWKtl7u.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10156028_10152388373246489_979509293135318518_n.jpg)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a16c092f72ea6fadb5263f4db41ef1e5/tumblr_mxnelmQhjA1qljj91o1_500.jpg)

MATH.


Get some.

SOCIALISM!!!!

(http://i.imgur.com/WkveuRh.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/510befeccfd2be11aecb0cf713cb563c/tumblr_n0fac282Ea1r7fwyao1_r1_400.gif)

Nice TD!  Senor Wences never thought of that one.  I'm old, so many won't remember him, but there's a few clips on youtube.  He was G Rated.

(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1528724_10152758217595639_450783331_n.jpg)

So, this must be just the first volume.  Any idea when the rest of the set will be out.

Actually, I beleive that is the IRS TAX MANUAL, that everyone has to memorize every April.
 :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz

No, they made the IRS manuel much shorter several years ago.  It now reads:

Line 1.  How much did you make last year?

Line 2.  Send it all in.

So many pages, while they could have just printed 1 copy of this:


(http://i60.tinypic.com/v321kx.png)

I didn't wanna pollute the 'one in 25 sentenced to death row..." thread TOO much, so

(http://i.imgur.com/XADlbsP.jpg)

phtlc working in his lab with cats.

Your mom's so fat, that.............


(http://i.imgur.com/mlV6Ocj.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/uBChrGq.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/lAaPV0dl.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qlnFo01.jpg)

It would have been so much funnier if it was a picture of an elderly couple. "Tell your kids it are shower support devices, because you're getting old and can't reach your feet otherwise. But we know better ;) "

Wait???
Is that real??
they actually make that??
Damn....Where??
 :D
Love,
Liz

(http://i.imgur.com/lmabZo7.png) (http://imgur.com/lmabZo7)

(http://i.imgur.com/lpxBzYM.png)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/147205/hB14400C7/)

Grab your winter buddy and...
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44504983.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10256161_10152409437624674_4296228884041607642_n.jpg)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f60262bf8bd5c45ffec4f438cf415ee4/tumblr_mv2o69zvPh1qljj91o1_400.gif)

May have been around before...but, if not...enjoy...!!

 :-*


(http://i.imgur.com/VV2xZ0H.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/oiiTVLz.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/BEZzDER.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/OXlC7FA.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/BTW4QRR.jpg)

Right here Liz! http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Free-Suction-Shaving-Mirror/dp/B004BB0VA8 (http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Free-Suction-Shaving-Mirror/dp/B004BB0VA8)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mqEOD5b8L._SX425_.jpg)

 ;D
Love,
Greg

(http://i.imgur.com/om79JWh.jpg)

Finally found one that describes Liz.....

(http://i.imgur.com/3lVQlr4.jpg)

Durango is pretty liberal, known for its extreme sports and spandex, but hmmm

(http://i0.wp.com/geektasticpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/genie-lamp-cyanide-and-happiness.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/KnZ5bcD.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/BcMbzPs.gif)

So MissB, are you the fork? I can't figure out if I'm a fork. Though right about now I'd love for my gf to fork me.

i did last night.

I think the spoon is Bi.  It can be with a fork, another spoon, or both at the same time.

(http://i.imgur.com/YJg9msR.jpg) (http://imgur.com/YJg9msR)

Thanks a lot Licks.  Guess that's meant for me...sure fits anyway. :'(

Unfortunately it seems that most men over 40 have that problem.  :emot_omfg:

Over 40 my ass.... Mine still watches me shave....Why don't you come over and I'll prove it to you.  :emot_kiss:

Not me!  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/UEDCBwn.jpg)

And I really mean it, that's not me!  My tummy is flatter...

Rope, I didn't know you were a blonde.

OMG Katie that was hilarious. Too funny. I was gonna say that I didn't know Rope was a black guy.

I may have slightly bigger tits than Kitty Jung did, but I'm pretty sure I'm still a guy.  And yes, I'm a gringo.

Say "Hello!", Kitty!

(http://i.imgur.com/EcTGnU8.jpg)

(editorial note: this is from BEFORE her boob-job in 2008?)

In a chastity cage, it is always looking at my shoes; it isn't allowed to stand...

This one's for Gia and maybe applicable in her case... :)

An eCard I love just put up on FB by the Girl Boner bloggers
http://augustmclaughlin.wordpress.com/category/girl-boner/ (http://augustmclaughlin.wordpress.com/category/girl-boner/)
(good blog covering a lotta adult topics-hope link isn't bad to place here).

(http://home.comcast.net/~Datcha/femaleejacreal.png)

:)
Remember... always have your diving gear handy :)

(http://i.imgur.com/2BZnIWV.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/vyM71Wl.jpg) (http://imgur.com/vyM71Wl)

(http://i.imgur.com/wAnZOcF.jpg) (http://imgur.com/wAnZOcF)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c685c9653c09ef4eefb37a15a352e93/tumblr_n40y7uLKee1rnqyxdo1_400.gif)

Now that is some talent!!!

(http://global3.memecdn.com/seriously-though_o_2396295.jpg)

TD's been training him obviously... ;D Just wonder what music he was listening to at the time... think he kept up with the beat...?

vinney

This is a very personal question to some of us.......

(http://i.imgur.com/tHyUaWp.png)

oh my! Where do I volunteer?

Mate......! Its a market research, not a lab experiment where we would be actually eating out.

Very funny!

(http://i.imgur.com/NT02nzy.jpg) (http://imgur.com/NT02nzy)

Good GOD! There's plenty there to share!

WOO!

What a cow...

vinney

YES, I have issues. That's pretty hot

(http://i.imgur.com/DQIM4Bg.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4W7ACnZ.jpg)

Great one WBL!! :emot_laughing:

Sure wortha WOO in anyone's money... made me laugh out loud...

vinney

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqsROd9IQAAeU9d.jpg:large)

(http://i.imgur.com/zBn6Eqt.jpg) (http://imgur.com/zBn6Eqt)

(http://i.imgur.com/nNfDdAs.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ND0rvQk.jpg) (http://imgur.com/ND0rvQk)

In todays' world, who knows if it was a mistake or not!   :emot_laughing:

(http://i.imgur.com/lFJrFsR.jpg) (http://imgur.com/lFJrFsR)

(http://i.imgur.com/PQrDx0Q.jpg)

Now i can find this again

Because she's hot!!!   :emot_laughing:

Lickz -nothing like a happy cock, is there?  8)

I'd rather have the wet pussy.

So would a lot of us guys...

vinney

Vinney, and as previously stated, some of the ladies.  We can share, can't we?  8) 8)

Sounds good to me...

vinney

(http://i.imgur.com/dYVggcy.jpg)

Most likely a KB member.

(http://asset-f.soup.io/asset/7629/0551_f9da.gif)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10155291_10152300622500729_1527001435_n.jpg)

Hu's on First?

Yes.

(http://i.imgur.com/JjuijKR.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kMEwH3T.gif)

(http://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/perfectly-timed-photos-19.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/CMaCfZe.jpg)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/6d3575ceaa1d3e085642dcb3bcf6538a/tumblr_n59ts6cffB1qd5mq1o1_500.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/IVDkidj.jpg)

LOL, Is this for real?
"ANL Choco" on the belt buckle.
"Surprise Toys" written on the side???
Wouldn't be surprised if this thing was called an 'Ol Saint Dick Chocolate Bar.

I've always imagined Watcher's penis looks like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/wINs6rp.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/Xzi9scd.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10524573_310826309080258_1041555190070364798_n.jpg)

I spotted the first one just now whilst looking for a fan for a dead H-P laptop.  Poorly chosen domain name...  :D  Laptop Art Sexpert?  Really??  :emot_laughing:  I thought that was *me*!

WARNING!
 
GRAPHIC IMAGE OF A BOATING INCIDENT.
 
THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MAN WITH ONLY SECONDS
LEFT TO LIVE!!!





(http://i.imgur.com/e49hbyD.jpg) (http://imgur.com/e49hbyD)

Words fail me!
 
Whoever sewed this balloon has my admiration !

(http://i.imgur.com/aqtdLAV.jpg) (http://imgur.com/aqtdLAV)

Just hope she never breaks wind.

WOO, Lois.  I always "stand" tall with love for my country. I like it.  Cute.

Notice that it doesn't stay "up" long?

In the right hands, it will....   8) 8) 

You have two right hands? Guess it's better than two left hands.  ;D

Depends.  Does the other left or right hand belong to you?  ;D

Watcher!!!!!

I wonder if this is the norm for his behaviour in the presence of pussies...?? ??? Seems rather indecisive to me...lol.

I am always on my best behavior whenever there are ladies around. Nice pic, Katie and Celtickitten.

Rawr!

Is that Texan for roar?   ;D

That's just how Watcher flirts.  :emot_kiss:

Seems poor Watcher doesn't know what to do with a pussy that lays there waiting for him...

Can offer lessons at a reasonable fee...

vinney

Some pussy has teeth and claws.

 :emot_weird:  No way Vinney, unless your plumbing is different then mine.... ;D

....and wields big swords... 8)

 (http://i.imgur.com/gSuuk4V.jpg)

LOL.  I must be on Gia's radar. Glad you are at least reading what I post.   8)

Feline Fire Prevention

(http://i.imgur.com/JosWEyF.jpg)

msslave - hope that cat has been declawed.... 8)

I think he should have invested in Jockies

Maybe an exercise program too.  8)

I don't think that will matter...the force of the bat will be sufficient for a painful wake up call

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/219bcceee1e0fcad1d9cacd255437c29/tumblr_n9y6cntdrM1s3fqbgo1_500.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/b7bfc81d9d3794e1883c9928473cbc91/tumblr_na5rgdP2871s8ge1mo1_400.png)

This is so very true, I give you an example.  *smile*

Last night we were watching some show where these guys restore muscle cars and they were working on a vette that had splitback windows.  Well hubby was going ape shit over it and says with a sigh, "You know if I wasn't married I'd have me a corvette."  I said, "Oh really, know what I would be doing if I wasn't married, well let me tell you.  I'd be living in Fiji banging the pool boy." 

Ended up laughing about him picking up babes in his 'vette and me banging the pool boy, hubby is such a perv.

(http://i.imgur.com/gMfpEp9.jpg)


And post like this that makes us wish its fake.

I have no words that convey the dismay, astonishment, and sad acknowledgement of the depths of ignorance and stupidity of that FB comment.

Now you know why I don't post on FB... It must make you stupid.

I do believe there is a typo in her last name.

The bad part is that this is the upcoming generation.....we're all doomed

I'm fighting a rear guard action.

Any wonder it's called a Forlorn Hope?

Hey, the forlorn hope go in first. However, I have no doubt you can be in both places at the same time.  ;)

BTW, did you ever notice how this new generation, along with way too many from other generations, did Science, then proceed to "tweet" it on their "smarter-than-they-are phones?

"The younger generation is terrible. The human race is fucked" - every old person ever.

I think every generation says that about the upcoming one.  Luckily there are more that prove us wrong then prove us right.

When can I start yelling "get off my lawn!"?

"Dis" science it should have said, and its certainly not generation specific.

I spent a few years involved with a group of "the world as we know it today will be gone tomorrow" people. Long story there.

They literally "diss'ed" science and technology, then spent hours at night on the computer at the volcano and earthquake sites, just knowing South America was sinking, and geological uplifts had to have happened in human seconds, not Geo time.

They absolutely believed what they saw on their high tech 'puters, coming from the internet, had to be true, and "science" was bs.

They were not spring chickens.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

This show is currently on National Geographic:

Ultimate Survival Alaska:
They are some of the toughest, most extreme survivalists from across the nation. In the second season of Ultimate Survival Alaska, four teams—woodsmen, mountaineers, military veterans, and endurance athletes—go head-to-head in an epic arctic competition that only National Geographic could inspire. Dropped in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness by bush plane, with only their raw, die-hard ingenuity and the gear on their backs, they’ll navigate through treacherous glaciated river valleys, barren ridgelines, and high mountain peaks, battling hunger, hostile predators, and perilous weather conditions along the way. Like the original National Geographic explorers, for those who succeed there is no grand prize, just the well-fought pride of having conquered the grueling challenges that Mother Nature can throw at them. It's an epic competition series where the only prize is survival.

And it is COMPLETELY fake. My husband and I have just checked it a few times and we were annoyed shitless. Firstly, most of the guys look too handsome. Secondly, they are way too clean. Hiking around in the wilderness for a few hours? Your clothes, hands and face are going to get wet, sweaty and dirty. You should see these guys, like they just stepped out of a shower and fohned their hair. Not a single trace of sweat. Their gear looks brandnew and unused. It is fucking ridiculous.

I used to like NatGeo years ago, but my interest and respect has steadily gone down over the years as more 'fake shows' entered the channel. Now I'm pretty much at the point of being appalled and disgusted at the ridiculousness.

The worst thing is, lots of young and inexperienced folks don't get that it's fake, because they never saw the earlier shows and they've never done any trekking themselves.

There used to be another -equally ridiculous- show with a 'survivalist' dude who would eat just about anything. The advice he gave was often stupid and sometimes even bordering on the point of insanely dangerous. My husband knows plenty about survival and was outraged at this show. If people would follow the advice of that show they would surely end up dead or badly injured.

I'm about 90% sure that both of those pictures of young people saying dumb things on social media are just either posted by trolls or completely made up by trolls.

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/4b77820d4f06aee830bf7bff1809b47e/tumblr_n8zamqBDxM1s6j0eho1_500.jpg)

You must have not met many people of this generation.  There are even dumber ones out there.  Unfortunately, I run into them quite regularly.

Don't be too certain of that GB. About 50% of the US population cannot identify the nearest star to Earth, or the 50 states of the country they live in.

Oh, so you visit Ohio often?

Hmmmm, funny pics thread, thought maybe was a thread lamenting the youth of todays lack of common knowledge.   :D

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/9689b33da876432785966b9eabe8df9e/tumblr_naej1rXyXi1s3fqbgo1_1280.jpg)

TD, I have that down pat.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8132661248/hC97B969A/)

A local bike shop's owner has as his motto:  "Put something exciting between your legs!"

The first one is more plausible but I still think the 3 billion comment gives it away as a troll post.

For the second image, it's (remotely) possible that someone posted it in earnest, seems far more likely that it was a troll post made using a picture taken from a page belonging to someone who was excited to see one of the most famous living astrophysicists. The alternative is that the stars aligned and someone that ignorant and that obnoxious found themselves in such company on the day they decided to let their social media buddies know just what they think of the many people who use laptops during their commute.

It doesn't really matter either way. We all know there are stupid, ignorant and ill mannered people in every generation. It's easy to take the words of the few and present them as the words of the many.

Depending on your definition, I am part of that generation. I was born in the 90s at least. I tend to meet people around my own age regularly, though my experience is mostly of my own country.

That's hilarious RH....is that the Harley slogan?

Technically.. If you were to believe him (saw info on gizmondo or somesuch), he knew who he was and put that out there as a sarcastic joke. Can't say for sure.. But it sure brought down a ton o' hate on him...

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ff4d17798fd3f21b67ff4d2e793a3633/tumblr_naiaddpxVz1qzft56o1_1280.jpg)

(http://barkpost-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/funny-dog-humping-cow-scumbag-animals-animated-gif-pics.gif)

No, he is in his 70's and owns a bicycle shop.

Physically that is not an untruth. In the army standards have been lowered several times for physical strength and endurance because otherwise they had no new recruits. Where 30-50 years ago they'd have 60 applicants, 10 made it through the harsh tests. Do those same tests today and perhaps one applicant will pass, if you're lucky.

(http://i.imgur.com/KuuxRE6.jpg)

An ad for Veggie Straws...

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8284129536/h6E14C00D/)

So good for you, you'll pass on fatty meats   :emot_laughing:

Not to try to derail the funny.. But with the way some groups are pushing, and have made pre-science thinking as legitimized fact for education curriculum, that the percentage is likely to climb. "Grow 'me up dumb and stupid and pliable" :(

(http://www.nadlanu.com/upload/thumbs/images/articles/2014/05/08/pametni/clever-people10_1399539202_675x0.jpg)

Hopefully before you brandish your arsenal of weapons..... ;D

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/4eb039f5db854e0758da1c7287774f9c/tumblr_n7bot9I28H1shkiwqo1_500.jpg)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2d0acb5fbecc62b5f9452014b1aadf1e/tumblr_naj4utrBUX1s8ge1mo1_500.png)

Wonders just how big a clit that has to be to smack it with a shovel.

Pussy Couch!

(http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/BmYkl3OCcAEYigY.jpg-large.jpeg)

I wonder if you can put your hand in certain places and get a prize! I'd be scared to find out. There might be some odd deposits.

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/94/05/6c94055c2e46261b36a467b44fdbcbf4.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/JfyUY07.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wxjESHq.jpg) (http://imgur.com/wxjESHq)

Dogs are such goofs!

(http://i.imgur.com/wR9qQd2.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/MNOWee4.jpg) (http://imgur.com/MNOWee4)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2169af9ff055aeb357f534494c8acc4a/tumblr_mwmynyiLR71shg6fzo1_500.png)

Guess what Katie stores in her icloud:

(http://i.imgur.com/oYxCBGx.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wTMlPsL.jpg) (http://imgur.com/wTMlPsL)

(http://i.imgur.com/1xduuoG.jpg)

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/bcaee34e2604ea414afa4bc4e06bba7b/tumblr_mw5h3y3UIY1qejbiro1_500.jpg)

Catman... Uh I mean Batman!  Oh fuck it.

I wondered what happened to PHTLC.  The cats really did get him.  HE WAS RIGHT...THE END IS NEAR. :emot_laughing:

(http://img.humorsharing.com/media/images/1408/i_extreme_picudmps_094_53fd7a1f988da.jpg)

Good one Gia, we should make him KB's mascot. 

(http://acidcow.com/pics/20140911/gifs_10.gif)

(http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/692554/dead-rat-3.0.gif)

I wonder how they got the rat to cooperate.

(http://i.imgur.com/8X8E435.gif)

how to keep your cock in shape.

formaldehyde

(http://i.imgur.com/xPzJAYm.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/e1VXgRq.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/08e8748d33c6d9c470185dd36d36a3cc/tumblr_n3ihw7iz3r1qz8bhyo1_500.jpg)

(http://media.tumblr.com/7b0f3ebe8bd571aaab6aff17659ea957/tumblr_inline_nc6oqhW1H21qk5swu.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/vZkal2S.png)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s600x600/10678780_688808844541645_2063663393087947179_n.jpg?oh=0a7d6a4963aa57d3fe07676a65d5ddf8&oe=54C513C8&__gda__=1421755182_2f608943a5423e6b9ab3b88bf074c284)

This is the pic that Staci posted.  LOL!

Nice, subtle touch.

lol, Tell her she made the perv forum because of her cleverness. On second thought, better not, she'll know you are here too.

(http://i.imgur.com/Z1xDxLL.png)

There is a site where you can create your own sex map.

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/55/4c/e2/554ce27c4b387bdc638e103f8ee4c97f.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/yBI3Bcl.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/5240e8afeeb781677ce65680bcf3fd96/tumblr_nb6eufiDqC1qljj91o1_400.jpg)

(http://forums.bowsite.com/TF/pics/00small31711192.JPG)

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/d4f48134c036e3932268a5968921dcd4/tumblr_n9ls83fVRN1tbpqppo1_400.jpg)

Well there you have it folks, my new signature.    :emot_laughing: 

(http://i.imgur.com/zux1HVK.gif)

This really tickled me for some reason.

I am the Walrus!

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/75b778a01eee680bbe6f219869cdb923/tumblr_n21p5kY2LG1t5fbnlo1_400.png)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/bee368b9d3f68e0e41c616b16a6fcf1a/tumblr_mzbhh3I5Hd1qljj91o1_400.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/201401ded24e1210e3ea4e06ca37509e/tumblr_n41ykweFqU1t5fbnlo1_500.jpg)

Come over to Detroit.  At least, we have a great hockey team!

This is the Detroit border on I-75 heading south.  Someone applied the bottom sign in 2006.   There was a big uproar over it.    MDOT (dept of trans) hired investigators and they were soon criticized for the money being spent on the investigation.     

Hmmm, should this one be edited for underage usage?

Ah but there are a lot of big kids here... :D

vinney

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/9c0a2e8008db88461604bbf8dc40722d/tumblr_m9oxwtDluo1ry6msio1_r1_400.jpg)

Yes, a whopper!  What the hell did she use for bait?????

My guess? Cheerleaders... ;)

(http://everythingfunny.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1aa30.jpg)

REALLY, Amazon?? George Fucking Bush is a 'relevant result' for GEORGE CLINTON?  Really???


I wanted to post this in the FUCK YOU thread, but couldn't think of a reasonable way to tell a multi-headed media outlet to stuff it's collective heads up it's numerous asses.

(http://36.media.tumblr.com/3a77be5a44b9673f02594332d90d1352/tumblr_n7gu7xWMeT1txtox1o1_500.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/8e1c53aea80c3d1d0124ef2d7e0271c8/tumblr_ndabmd0e8u1qljj91o1_1280.png)

(http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/pornhub-times-square-hed-2014.jpg)

(http://everythingfunny.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/1l5.jpg)

Is that you vinney?  Trying to spot the pokies?   :emot_laughing:

Thinking about getting one to set up near the hottub

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mYcBVqTDCk

(http://images.craigslist.org/00j0j_eK5gvnzXQZN_600x450.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/04b40421dd1e428514097565406417b8/tumblr_mior21Fu2f1r9j4b2o1_400.gif)

If this was Google's logo GG would be one searching fool!   

Just because we know that the following is true (for some of us).

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3c7cf0d204d29e70985ebcd157ce67db/tumblr_ncgrkyTBUR1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg)

Hmmm, wonder whose door this sign is on?

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c603054a13710a167d7792752fcdf38f/tumblr_nd0wcnpxKZ1qzan69o1_500.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/VBjlaR4.gif)

WTF....least they're having safe sex.

Didn't see that one cumming...coming...   :emot_laughing:

vinney

Wasn't that a Leslie Nielson movie? One of the Airplanes or something?

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/f1d21e203fe677c6d28680467160ee36/tumblr_n1u0w4pdae1rvs8tno1_1280.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/E6JIqmG.jpg)

 (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0YBNk1IMAAhIzt.png:large)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/84a59ee4de5eb0ea944a99727618ad02/tumblr_ndulc6lTss1qljj91o1_400.jpg)

For fucks sake...! Don't fart again...

(http://i.imgur.com/WeAjkOV.jpg)

WOO to licks for resurrecting Ron Jeremy. 8)

Gee, licks, are you a biker dude?

In spirit of the season....

Nope, but I've had one!   :emot_laughing:

Not seeing the humor.  >:(

(http://s25.postimg.org/vlxfezjwf/423463_269535103120026_219723891434.jpg)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m171k6DiZi1r4xmq8o1_500.png)

Liz, taking instruction in marching from her horse.
(http://i.imgur.com/6mctkw3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/OQCpoYC.png)

WOO...

(http://i.imgur.com/5asMh9i.jpg)

Whoops...!!

Been There done that...!!!
The horse by the way is a "Friesian"....an absolutely fantastic dressage horse, very flashy in the ring.

Love,
Liz
 

Both are great looking subjects. :D

Dutch Actor Rutger Hauer rode a Fresian Horse in the movie "LadyHawke".
Which by the way was/is a great movie.!!

Love,
Liz

It's a breed suited as a mighty destrier!

(http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-newspaper-thief-468710.jpeg)

(http://media1.ariannyceleste.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Yeah-bro-Happy-Friday.jpg)

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a3/24/40/a32440068031b75c1e27e39a1cc954c0.jpg)

Dont fall asleep drunk at your buddy's house. :)

(https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10390034_644857588951876_3364660116414739637_n.jpg?oh=a49a5f93e60930a86cc5a95213d229d1&oe=54E36F19)

Ya gotta watch.  What's the point in telling 'em if they're already that dumb.  They still wouldn't get it. :emot_laughing:

The ATV one reminds me of this one.

(http://i.imgur.com/vms2GAP.jpg) (http://imgur.com/vms2GAP)

Christmas is cumming...

(http://i.imgur.com/q1QuAfo.jpg)

Wonder which gives the smoothest ride....

(http://i.imgur.com/jEAofCF.jpg)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/21bdd24e2c5755a6178ab4ee790bda92/tumblr_nc804s4e7V1qbbrt2o1_1280.jpg)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/74ae78a603a6e2c4a49079bdf2e768f8/tumblr_mzivpz0LXM1qzx53bo1_400.jpg)

I'm still laughing over this one

(http://boldomatic.com/content/post-image?v=2&platform=web&device=browser&key=post-pdfs/463853-b0a212b6d871f541319a3d252aa86484eef1e013aadc40301b749958bd07fcca.pdf&width=800&format=jpg&quality=90)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/030bae8d9b46dd1bbb311210f680d64b/tumblr_msueyhhvCs1qljj91o1_400.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/XfQhYRZ.jpg)

This was/is a setup (fake) from the Jimmy Kimmel show.

This sounds about right. :)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/72959667146c907a54bc13ae3f988b1d/tumblr_mwd7y54d6m1qljj91o1_400.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/i4KYb8B.jpg)

http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Bowling-413

All the times I have gone bowling, I now know I was bowling at the wrong lanes.  Fun vid.  WOO   ;D

Expecting knee surgery in the new year...herewith x-ray outlining problem....

(http://i.imgur.com/sRDPMuS.jpg)

Obviously, he has very short legs.!!!!
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/e6287b79499a3ec8ba30ab0923dec5da/tumblr_n844fvJ1Xk1qznluko1_500.jpg)

You have it nailed Toe. The guy is always wrong, even if he's right.

:D

Who said guy's can't learn..??
Look about right to me........ :D

Love,
Liz

Not quite. If the guy wants to have sex ever again with the woman, he does have to apologize every now and then.  You ladies are always in control. 8)

And Don't forget it.!!!
But if you need a reminder....."remember this"....We Have Teeth, and they are very sharp.
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz

Nah, just take away her credit card and don't pay her cell phone bill for a while. She'll cum around. <grin>


(Hey, I was quite happy to sleep in my own bed, SHE got the couch)

And one for the tree...

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/34a016bf0f310071cbce45e79e475a7e/tumblr_mzayyySaFR1qljj91o1_400.jpg)

deleted due to too many boobs.... 8)

I know it's meant as a joke, but reverse the roles in this chart and what do you have? Something closely resembling islamic doctrine if you ask me? Either way, such a chart is demeaning and making jokes about it, is sending a bad message even if the intent is harmless.

Most women don't like a man who is a pushover and women who use sex as leverage in a relationship are abusive.

We're not living in an islamic state, and it's getting tedious sending constant messages to men as if they are the big oppressor. What does this shit do to the self-image of our young boys you think?

(http://i.imgur.com/eTpWDYN.jpg?1)

What a great smile. :aol_poundit:

Yeah.. But I think she's overdoing it with the size of that giant pair of.... 
Earrings :).  :emot_laughing:

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/189fea6bc8d472b6d120ae7ee79c2d1e/tumblr_nfrnfr0hRC1rejo7zo1_500.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/MWIMDnL.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZAQqvckVGqNVXfiIJ0rz8gFY1WaEwkoZtIgztySlv3iZbl0g3VQ)

Wondering is that was a received message??

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/2c71dec1af2e5b26144e38a6d5b2681e/tumblr_msaqj5jN3x1rdn42uo1_500.jpg)

Great TD.  Yeah kid, don't we all. ;D

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/4e2376d3a0537becb8c845158166f064/tumblr_ngo6l5qhXp1qftd7bo1_500.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/d34133f6d0d7d8d49d623504445e434e/tumblr_mg05lgGOnk1rd1ybxo1_250.gif)

Uhhhhhh...I dont even know what to say here...

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/dbbabfd246254e444703884eda29d80b/tumblr_nflbacWRD61qd3a89o1_500.jpg)

Especially for Phtlc, resident cat person.

(http://i.imgur.com/uByky9T.gif)
The Zen of Cat allows one total control over ones environment.

(http://i.imgur.com/Nl7rdXj.jpg)

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/2f0abd3057acd0c927201e98a82c9c08/tumblr_n3c36eU4Kd1qljj91o1_250.gif)

For Liz...  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/JjAOufA.jpg)

Nawwwww....." I don't think so".!!!!!
But it looks like fun to play on.
 :D
Love,
Liz

Could this have been the forerunner to the Sybian? :emot_laughing:

Yep. It is a cure for hysteria. A woman's problem, solved by the stimulation of the Clitorus.

 :emot_laughing:

(http://36.media.tumblr.com/54ae15d704f8971539dddffd7b6a7d56/tumblr_ngnnehHlDO1qd3a89o1_500.jpg)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/e9b53199afa0714f37d9b791eb6dea5b/tumblr_nfg6rfaORZ1td0f49o1_500.jpg)

If she were to walk in on my football game, I would most likely be sexpressed.

Not just men.

Just sayin'

I'd be impressed!

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/cd5168785019cc2c3e64bc6d867a11bd/tumblr_nfkso20tjA1qd3a89o1_500.png)

I Know An Eagle That Needs To Be "Plucked".!!!
No "F" in the above sentence....!!!!
 :D
Love,
Liz

I fixed it for you.  ;D

RF..!!!!!!
You are "NO Better"....!!!!
 :D
Love Ya.......Jerk!!!!
Liz

LOL......!!!!!!
Yup.....That about covers it.....
 :D
Love ya.....
Liz

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/f0990b539529677f24fee6ee4016cdea/tumblr_napofwsF0E1sye9sio1_1280.png)


This wlll make you cry or make you laugh, or both.    :emot_laughing:

I don't do Tumbler  :emot_laughing:

msslave, you misspelled it.

Told you I didn't do it.  Barely know what it is. :emot_laughing:

"The Banana Hammock"
(http://i.imgur.com/l3VwHI2.jpg)

There is never, ever a right time to wear a banana hammock…ever. But definitely do not wear a banana hammock if:

Your banana is past its expiration date

 
When looking down you cannot see your banana

The elastic in your hammock has lost its elasticity and your banana is in danger of escaping

or you are as hairy as a Gorilla......

 :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz

Right Liz.  Amending the rules.  :emot_laughing:

(http://www.everfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/What-do-you-get.jpg)

A friend sent this to me, thought it was funny.

Ain't that the truth!

Were you one of the counselors?

Muscle cars. Fun cars to drive. I agree with RHL.  Chick magnets back then.

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/fa0c2057378f3a7723d715265fbf4bc2/tumblr_ncz2teB2Hj1tju9cvo1_500.jpg)

Well, Gina Marie, you can put one up for the guys, too!  Every guy has had the first three, he needs to be introduced to the fourth.  If he asks a gal to do it, he should be more than willing to reciprocate!

(http://media.tumblr.com/296e2de45ee61cec9b001de790eaf2f8/tumblr_inline_niazd5JXAA1qk5swu.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/H314dIi.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/6YhqRmR.jpg)

Yep, train them young!

(http://64shadesofgrey.net//gallery/2_18_01_15_4_25_07.jpeg)

Jeez, Where was this stuff when I was getting loaded!?! Morphia! Cannabis! Chloroform! I'll bet they stopped coughing!

(http://s24.postimg.org/nolfvwlcl/grandfatherclock.png) (http://postimage.org/)
pic host (http://postimage.org/)

(http://i.imgur.com/xuQCXSs.jpg)

(http://media.tumblr.com/227752af7d0cb0234617cfa235332b69/tumblr_inline_nb8ricgiJC1qk5swu.jpg)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/911559bc6bcfb1a18d24e75068eddd60/tumblr_nhu2gd0tPA1qd3a89o1_500.jpg)

(http://bluesyemre.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/deja-moo.jpg?w=500&h=500)

Fits some of the things I read in here...

(http://i.imgur.com/MRTE4na.jpg?1)

Is that pthlc?

(http://36.media.tumblr.com/b177ec0c71f06025876703be961b80ed/tumblr_ng82fsPITW1qfuba5o1_r1_500.jpg)

WOO for the double entendres. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/64e168976e748c5421c44fac03bfa62d/tumblr_n32gzikKBp1r3506ho1_500.jpg)

BFF!    :emot_laughing:

(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p248/A_REAVER/ww2funnysig.gif)

Bizarrely odd and quirky retelling of WWII

Brody, love it! Reminds me of the WW-II as told by Facebook. It's way too long to post the picture in here but the link is safe.

http://imgur.com/gallery/s9x7u

That is brilliant!

One for Liz maybe...?

(http://i.imgur.com/VaPAxpo.jpg?1)

love ya'

vinney

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c220da52c3962968ae371cd942ac670f/tumblr_njt0wxtx4E1sinym3o1_400.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/sPHPiWJ.jpg)

Love it!   :)  And as the mature thread shows they can just get more beautiful.

There are so many badly thought-through books, book titles and layouts.
And yet one more in case you hadn't seen it. 
(Try explaining it to your child.  :emot_weird:  Never mind.  Don't!)

(http://craphound.com/images/ookingwithppoohcover.jpg)

(http://scout.cheatsheet.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cat-games.jpg)
(http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/worst-book-covers-titles/worst-book-covers-titles-1.jpg)
(http://scout.cheatsheet.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/muffin-muncher.jpg)
(http://scout.cheatsheet.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/funniest-books-ever.jpg)
<snort! />

The cop looks very much like Sargeant Shultz, which the cover goes along well with one of his famous lines...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-k_iptVV1Ojc/VHOe6e12UHI/AAAAAAAAF7s/8vs7Wy0PagY/s1600/tumblr_mt6nbuts0L1sgedlyo1_400.gif)

 :emot_laughing:

what about Invisible John?

(http://www.what-the-ish.com/motivational-ish/files/2012/04/Easter-Eggs-Now-You-Know-Motivational-ish1.jpg)

I honestly don't know WHAT to think about this!  :emot_weird:

(http://i.imgur.com/OFzrKhX.jpg)


I could have posted this in the thread about guns too, but..... <snicker />

(http://i.imgur.com/2eK0lrM.jpg)

(http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/13/bump_2.gif)

Bump!

The real answer to the winter weather.

(http://i.imgur.com/BS4H07A.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/t5BNmvA.jpg)

 :aol_poundit:

Ahahahaha!!! That's awesome. Save your soul, don't touch your hole. Wow.

WTH does masturbation have to do with drugs???

Red, they were on the drugs when they made that Meme

(http://i.imgur.com/I7ZRa8A.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/uPMdFhV.jpg)

Never happened.  The second letter on the third line is an "I", so that would be displayed also.

(http://i.imgur.com/JOtMWnZ.jpg)

Hell and damnation... this has to be something to do with phtlc...

(http://i.imgur.com/9xE4L3J.jpg)

This is the defensive technique known as "the opossum". Freeze up and do nothing.

(http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Yin-Yang-Bathtub.jpg)

   Why?
All I could think of is Ricky & Lucy couldn't share a bed on TV:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-083ZnNyPJ4U/Ue27Gk-nXfI/AAAAAAAADkk/ribxmzOpDro/s640/2uijfo2.png)

 :emot_laughing:

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1378095315_laughter.gif)

EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

Katiebee, you're stealing Liz's bit.

 :D
No she isn't.
We work as a team.....

Love,
Liz

 :emot_laughing:

Oh how I wish I could say I've never done this  :emot_laughing: thankfully it never fucked things up and just helped me learn from my insecurities.

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/To+do+list+fun+things+to+do+to+mess+with_40b005_3833072.jpg)

#2, #6 & #9!  Ha!!!  :emot_laughing:

Ha, I can second this.

Brody, you and I have the same twisted sense of humor.

I'll take that as a complement!  ;D

(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10460181_10152660025023204_6806397039914373277_n.jpg?oh=6ff9868abe8e409f456ee0e03187b65d&oe=55BE8550)


Any one who has ever read a comic book knows this is not a good idea.

I don't find this funny, I find it terrifying!  :emot_lmfao:

(http://9buz.com/content/uploads/images/August2014/i_witnessed_a_smart_car_attempt_to_cross_the_road_via_crosswalk_2013-09-10.jpg)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/waka-waka?bftw&utm_term=4ldqpfp#.xh3QodZOK2 (http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/waka-waka?bftw&utm_term=4ldqpfp#.xh3QodZOK2)

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/31/11/enhanced/webdr14/enhanced-30619-1427816995-19.png)


Now you can play PacMan on any Google Map using any spot in the world.

Enjoy.

All work productivity in the Western World has now ceased.


(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/31/11/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-23994-1427817488-21.jpg) (https://www.google.com/maps)

Having a veterinary tech background, this cracks me up everytime.

And then there's this..

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/251/484/292.jpg)


(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rule_34.png)

spotted this on Facebook...

(http://i.imgur.com/fViDiP5.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Vwurn3V.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/LphBILX.jpg)

Ummmm...

Just don't try this at home...

(http://i.imgur.com/KbV6elx.gif)

Here puss... puss... phtlc's waiting for you...  :o

(http://i.imgur.com/mCSCCF1.jpg)

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/86/21/9e/86219ec8b5af7f06f569804e8ef23d10.jpg)

Brody, that would be sooooo cool!

Wouldn't it?
I would have LOVED to have been there!

I laughed!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10988441_943353539036684_3234441701586687054_n.jpg?oh=33cdc89e172f5fdb04cc8f95ef2fe3a2&oe=559B4ACF&__gda__=1436864677_1d2e5eb344697975b9a3c17504b4cad4)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11146516_974706262553634_459597757394215022_n.jpg?oh=2855de1a20cafe2620b8c0bbd7c75b3b&oe=55ADEBFE&__gda__=1437550143_d2fa7fd7ab42631258a141d32d65fba9)

BTW how do I resize pics on here?

Oh. My. God.

This is fantastic.

Andy,

[img width=500]

(http://i.imgur.com/WDkoQ8j.jpg)

pix was titled "young Russian woman poses happily and calmly on subway"

(http://files.mom.me/photos/2014/03/24/6-64705-bumperoutofmoney-1395691188.jpg)

(http://files.mom.me/photos/2013/12/05/6-57782-15-1386202059.jpg)


And somehow, I am reminded of Liz by this one:
(http://files.mom.me/photos/2014/03/24/6-64714-stablebumper-1395691184.jpg)

Seems as though more people are getting into have the Stick Figure Family™ show up in various ways on their cars:

(http://files.mom.me/photos/2014/03/24/6-64702-bumperass-1395691187.jpg)

(http://files.mom.me/photos/2013/12/05/6-57788-21-1386202089.jpg)

(http://files.mom.me/photos/2013/12/05/6-57773-3-1386201775.jpg)

(http://files.mom.me/photos/2013/12/05/6-57772-5-1386201782.jpg)

Well, It happens to be true....
 :D

Love,
Liz

Just knew it!   ;D

Someone just sent me this link and I'm posting it here because Katie would have loved to have been there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmLNDo2Eh_Y

Since we were on a McDonald's & Clown theme.....

(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/52033318.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/l7l2Wlx.jpg)

Snort!   :emot_laughing:

Exit 21B off the NY State Thruway Northbound.
Just about 25 miles south of Albany NY.
If you go thru Ravena on the back roads you can come out by Cobleskill NY (where I went to college).
 :D
Love,
Liz

Sorry ladies... I could not resist...

(http://i.imgur.com/Z4o6abu.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/S263fNq.jpg)

:)

(http://i.imgur.com/ACKujCF.jpg)

Apparently the most valuable resource doesn't have a job with that trucking company any more...
 :D

Love,
Liz

And my mom said  it would make me go blind... wonder what his mom told him...

(http://i.imgur.com/hjHgxAY.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/K8K5Cd3.jpg)

(http://vodvore.net/demotivators/cr_879496673110369256987.jpg)

The Russian text says,
"Yes, I've done that a hundred times..."

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gv2knX-MsFQ/Ums6u7mkIMI/AAAAAAABueU/1IIWV_Vfwdc/s1600/zbeatles-endless-walk-gif-880704.gif)

I keep staring at this one and chuckling!
Great take on a classic!

(http://i.imgur.com/I4ku3Gs.jpg)

(http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/a5NRjpG_460s.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/g6GMTKO.jpg)

Now that's gotta hurt!

It won't hurt you at all, unless you get your fingers between the bricks.  :emot_laughing:

I mean he is Woody.... :emot_laughing:
(http://www.itmustbecollege.com/watermark.php?p=gob57zqfqi.jpg)

Obi, something similar used to be a torture that American Indian's used in the midwest. Tie a guy down, take two big rocks, shatter everything between his legs, then set him loose in the desert naked until the guy found someone or something nice enough to kill him. <gulp!>

(http://i.imgur.com/hS3vViF.jpg)

Really?......I wonder who??
 :D
Love,
Liz

I knew there was a way to make golf fun ;D

Help required from a Spanish speaker please

(http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/2011AndOlder/60%20Illiterate%20Goat.jpeg)

(http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/2011AndOlder/all%20men%20look%20at%20porn.jpeg)

(http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/2011AndOlder/all%20aboard.jpeg)

(http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/2011AndOlder/baby%20needs%20wine.jpg)

Product placement.....   :emot_laughing:

Well, DUH!!

I know I started drinking at an early age. . . .

Ha-ha-ha!   ;D

I remember reading that a number of stores purposely put the beer (etc.) right next to the baby diapers & wipes to catch the eyes of the dads that come in "just to pick up a pack of diapers" -- then they see the beer and say, "Why not!?"  And the store keeps making a tidy profit.

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11393079_712377215550983_7867532892851983560_n.jpg?oh=11679be48285c25842d0f0a371792870&oe=55F5A8EB)

(http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2013/01/funny-pictures-658/03-funny-pictures-658.jpg)

I'm sure there's a market for these.....
.... somewhere!

(http://i.imgur.com/vz5UVa4.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/NrukPyb.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/jGdlKoX.jpg)

Saw this on a sign at 75 southbound at Mockingbird:

(http://i.imgur.com/fbTalbU.jpg)

Who knew you could get a Kama Sutra chess set?

Sorry ladies... I just couldn't resist... :roll:

(http://i.imgur.com/h855YQB.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/DBOafMF.jpg)

 :emot__rofl2L:

Saw this and thought of our resident Cat-Hater.   :emot_laughing:


(http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson943.jpg)

*resized

I was looking for "Hair Bras" and this came up.  Several versions!
 :emot_laughing:

(http://www.bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hair-bra.jpg)

(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/58516063.jpg)

The Russian says:

Piano?
No, I haven't seen.

(http://www.dezinfo.net/images3/image/06.2011/mirdevu/1046.jpg)

C'mon, Toe, let us in on the joke!  (We all don't read Russian!)

(http://i.imgur.com/WpSAJnc.jpg)

rough Google translation: Purse taken, iron turned off ... But my heart somehow not cool!

Кошелек взяла, утюг выключила… Но на душе почему-то не спокойно!

(http://i.imgur.com/dhxPrAj.jpg)

The Rise of the Roman Empire!
(http://i.imgur.com/JCH61ru.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/WWRDId9l.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Dk09lHa.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/SEJ2ENn.jpg)

Well, Vinney, with me you'd get no G-spot orgasm with me.

Looks more like an Arby's Roast Beef

I'm lovin' it!

I'd hold the special sauce.



Funny, Rope.   

you can dish it out, but you can't take it?

Haha,  well, I've tried it many times.   Never from down south.   It was a mouth to mouth transfer and it was just trace remnants, not the whole shebang.

I thought the pickle is what made that mess?

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aI-VjILo--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1341129524761560900.gif)

Phenomenal.   Especially her little leg close twitch.

Her dick is bigger than his!

Hey..!!!
This looks like it came from PHTLC's desk.....
Especially the guide on "Cats".
 :D
Love,
Liz

(http://i.imgur.com/lgvsRMv.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/tnCThvi.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/F4Khngj.gif)

Anal Exorcism!?

(http://i.imgur.com/10f8Ufa.gif)

That says it all... NEVER play cards with a woman... and make sure clubs and spades are well and truly hidden from her...

Woo to you my friend...

vinney ;D

Ah..., but you never deny the validity of the Statement!

There's no denying the truth... and that is that I must be defensive... Knowing from real life that its pointless trying to argue against a woman's opinion, be it right or be it wrong,... lest she holds a club in her pretty little mit... And besides that I still have a bleedin' headache from the last time...

vinney  :-[

 :emot_laughing:

Engagement Picture

They got engaged at a Hibachi restaurant.  The chef wrote their initials in rice.

(http://i.imgur.com/sFga4SA.jpg)

Just to get started


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5f/ed/16/5fed16cb8be4fb5af9cb48707557e9aa.jpg)

(http://www.opengeek.net/images/ogeek/people/picture_24.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Q88Hqwf.jpg)

 :emot_laughing:

I could give a fuck about fake ass wrestling but god damn if it isn't some of the funniest and stupidest shit you could ever watch.

(http://wetalkwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/JimmyHart.jpg)

Joe f'n hates science.

(https://i.imgur.com/eiO7JkZ.jpg)

Modern commercial?

That gal has some talent!

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did. Only she did it moving backwards and in heels.

I never thought of that Katie.   You're absolutely right.

(http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/content/uploads/2015/08/03111001/tumblr_ns9xkjBYqe1ry1rm7o3_r1_5001.gif)

Momentum and leverage.

Go for broke, girl!

The reason a 100 pound dog can bring down a 250 pound man is by all about ferocious attack.

For something a bit more tame?

Please use a picture host. 

She certainly has, I wouldn't mind tackling her  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/nWzWoMS.jpg)

LOL, yep that sums it up.

(https://i.imgur.com/gQAzUuv.gif[)

(http://i.imgur.com/cCWiXQg.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/q4r9g2s.jpg)

It's funny..................but its NOT!

(http://i.imgur.com/7i7BNIFl.jpg)

It is funny.

(http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/funny-coca-cola-coral-walking-dead.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2vKhuqQc5s