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Title: So who got laid last night?
Post by: toeinh20 on December 09, 2016, 04:02:56 AM
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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 09, 2016, 04:41:31 AM
a pegging

 :emot_weird:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on December 11, 2016, 02:39:40 PM
We went to a downtown casino hotel last night.    It had been planned since Wednesday.  We played blackjack then went to our room for a scheduled couples massage.   Before they arrived, we got a very light buzz with some very good pot.  

After they left is when the real fun began.  

Not much sleep for me last night.   We got out of there early and back home because the roads are getting bad.     I'll be napping a bit as we relax and watch movies today.      I cancelled the Lion watching party with all of my brother in laws friends because of the snow.   I don't need them being under the influence and sending them out on slippery streets.





**edit - have you ever posted something and gone back and looked at it the next day and you think to yourself, "omg, why did I post that".   yep, that's me today.  A bit of the post has been removed.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 11, 2016, 06:43:04 PM
I got laid half an hour ago. Does that count?  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on December 11, 2016, 06:52:58 PM
We went to a downtown casino hotel last night.    It had been planned since Wednesday.  We played blackjack then went to our room for a scheduled couples massage.   Before they arrived, we got a very light buzz with some very good pot.    As we have done before we were completely naked but with towels over us.    As coordinated by my friend when setting up the massage, the towels would get removed as the massages progress.    Laying naked for two handsome muscular strangers as they touch my body, while I have a buzz, got me very worked up.    As previously instructed by my friend, my masseur is to ask permission as he approaches my sensitive area.    When asked, I told him it was fine.    At the same time, my friend was receiving similar treatment.      I came first.  She was just a few seconds behind.    Feel so dirty orgasming for a couple of strangers but it seemed to make it so much better.   That costs us an extra $50 each.   Yes, I paid for sex. hahaha  

After they left is when the real fun began.  

Not much sleep for me last night.   We got out of there early and back home because the roads are getting bad.     I'll be napping a bit as we relax and watch movies today.      I cancelled the Lion watching party with all of my brother in laws friends because of the snow.   I don't need them being under the influence and sending them out on slippery streets.

That's hot.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on December 11, 2016, 06:53:51 PM
I got a caning, a pegging, and a warm sudsy red rubber bag full.  Not in that order.   :emot_laughing:

A man who knows what he likes and is brave enough to post it. That's hot.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: shaver on December 24, 2016, 12:57:07 AM
I did and it was great. Just a lazy night at home .


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 26, 2016, 08:07:58 PM
 :emot_updwn:

I got super laid.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on December 29, 2016, 03:21:29 AM
I got laid Christmas Eve. Then had to get up at 5 AM to go to work for 6:30 on Christmas Day.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: IdleBoast on December 30, 2016, 12:41:31 AM
We traditionally stay at Mrs Boast's parents for Christmas, sleeping in the living room on a fold-down sofa that creaks and doings madly with every movement, so normally nothing sexy happens in the holidays, but a couple of mornings ago...

It started as a morning snuggle, then I sucked gently on her ear, then I started kissing down her side to her hip. Normally I get shut down at that point, but she didn't stop me, so I kissed round to the front.  By this point, I was pretty much on all fours, with my knees near her shoulder, so it was a very pleasant surprise when she rolled onto her back. She started stroking my balls and cock from the back (a very pleasant change from the usual - big hint, ladies!), and I started kissing and licking her pussy.

Plunging, deep, long strokes got her very turned on very quickly - she switched from stroking to masturbating, and then to sucking me, a rare treat!

I kept licking, adding the occasional suck of lips and clit to the motions, and her hips started to clamp on my head. I couldn't help but start thrusting with my hips, and she actually let me fuck her mouth for a while, something she never does, and as she came with a series of deep gasps, I came as well - at the very last moment she moved her head and I came all over her neck and shoulder, but she didn't care.

I knealt up, very literally gasping for breath, and she grabbed my hand, pushing my fingers between her pussy lips, and she said I want to cum again (another actual first!), and I stroked her pussy and clit to bring her to a more gentle second climax, while she stroked my dick from a more traditional direction.

Yay!



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on January 01, 2017, 05:24:38 PM
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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 01, 2017, 08:00:58 PM
 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Piper-Dreams on January 06, 2017, 03:48:21 AM
8)


 :aol_anal:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 06, 2017, 04:08:18 AM

 :emot_bottomspank:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Piper-Dreams on January 06, 2017, 04:09:03 AM


Is it Christmas already?  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 06, 2017, 04:10:35 AM

2 weeks ago.  :emot_bottomspank:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on January 07, 2017, 02:14:33 AM

Tomorrow (7 January) if you follow the Orthodox Christian calendar (Coptic, Greek/Russian/Ukrainian/etc Orthodox churches).

I used to get 7 January off from school every year because I lived in an area with a very large Ukrainian population.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: eliza on January 07, 2017, 04:10:06 AM
Sadly, not me!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 07, 2017, 03:04:53 PM
Got my scorching hot Jap girl on a below freezing night.

4 hours of interracial girl on girl humpin' and suckin'  8)

 ;D

I made her cum so good she said "no more, white girl, or you'll cause my pussy to burn out"  :D


:emot_dancing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Piper-Dreams on January 07, 2017, 03:39:21 PM
Got my scorching hot Jap girl on a below freezing night.

4 hours of interracial girl on girl humpin' and suckin'  8)

 ;D

I made her cum so good she said "no more, white girl, or you'll cause my pussy to burn out"  :D


:emot_dancing:


 :aol_anal: :aol_anal:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 07, 2017, 04:03:57 PM
Got my scorching hot Jap girl on a below freezing night.

4 hours of interracial girl on girl humpin' and suckin'  8)

 ;D

I made her cum so good she said "no more, white girl, or you'll cause my pussy to burn out"  :D


:emot_dancing:


 :aol_anal: :aol_anal:

 :emot_bottomspank:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Piper-Dreams on January 07, 2017, 04:05:57 PM
Got my scorching hot Jap girl on a below freezing night.

4 hours of interracial girl on girl humpin' and suckin'  8)

 ;D

I made her cum so good she said "no more, white girl, or you'll cause my pussy to burn out"  :D


:emot_dancing:


 :aol_anal: :aol_anal:

 :emot_bottomspank:



Oh baby


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 07, 2017, 04:11:01 PM
Got my scorching hot Jap girl on a below freezing night.

4 hours of interracial girl on girl humpin' and suckin'  8)

 ;D

I made her cum so good she said "no more, white girl, or you'll cause my pussy to burn out"  :D


:emot_dancing:


 :aol_anal: :aol_anal:

 :emot_bottomspank:



Oh baby

 :aol_doubledildo:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 12, 2017, 09:28:13 PM
Late for work today.  Second helpings.  Windows were open, so the neighbors got an earful.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 22, 2017, 07:04:32 AM
Am I the only one who gets laid around here?  Or the only one who likes talking about it?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 22, 2017, 08:58:44 AM
I'm up at 2 in the morning cuz I got laid.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: NaughtyNicole on January 22, 2017, 03:29:09 PM
Annie and I hooked up with Jason last night.  I have not been feeling great the past few days but still had fun night. Jason has a great cock and I love watching him fuck Annie and eating her pussy while he fucks me.  And the look on his face as we suck him off together then kissing Annie with our mouths filled with cum.......MMMMMMMM


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 22, 2017, 03:53:57 PM
Annie and I hooked up with Jason last night.  I have not been feeling great the past few days but still had fun night. Jason has a great cock and I love watching him fuck Annie and eating her pussy while he fucks me.  And the look on his face as we suck him off together then kissing Annie with our mouths filled with cum.......MMMMMMMM

I'm very slowly convincing the Jap girl into pursuing a ménage à trois. Slowly.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MissBarbara on January 22, 2017, 04:44:59 PM

Am I the only one who gets laid around here?  Or the only one who likes talking about it?



I've been wondering the same thing myself.

Then again, you're a handsome guy in a tux. I mean, what woman could resist THAT?!?






Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: NaughtyNicole on January 22, 2017, 05:14:29 PM
Am I the only one who gets laid around here?  Or the only one who likes talking about it?

I only post it when it involves a guy or a 3rd(or 4th. .....) woman.  If it's just Annie and I then I dont.




Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: NaughtyNicole on January 22, 2017, 05:17:24 PM
Annie and I hooked up with Jason last night.  I have not been feeling great the past few days but still had fun night. Jason has a great cock and I love watching him fuck Annie and eating her pussy while he fucks me.  And the look on his face as we suck him off together then kissing Annie with our mouths filled with cum.......MMMMMMMM

I'm very slowly convincing the Jap girl into pursuing a ménage à trois. Slowly.  :roll:

Maybe you will be more successful in convincing her if you don't refer to her as "the Jap girl".  Kind of derogatory, don't you think?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 22, 2017, 05:23:05 PM
Am I the only one who gets laid around here?  Or the only one who likes talking about it?

I only post it when it involves a guy or a 3rd(or 4th. .....) woman.  If it's just Annie and I then I dont.

:)


I'll admit to enjoying sexual activities last night....numerous times.  :)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 22, 2017, 05:24:16 PM
Annie and I hooked up with Jason last night.  I have not been feeling great the past few days but still had fun night. Jason has a great cock and I love watching him fuck Annie and eating her pussy while he fucks me.  And the look on his face as we suck him off together then kissing Annie with our mouths filled with cum.......MMMMMMMM

I'm very slowly convincing the Jap girl into pursuing a ménage à trois. Slowly.  :roll:

Maybe you will be more successful in convincing her if you don't refer to her as "the Jap girl".  Kind of derogatory, don't you think?

Not really since she calls me white girl every day and the last time I called her Jap girl I didn't get laid for a week. I call her that where she can't read or hear it now.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 22, 2017, 05:27:25 PM
Am I the only one who gets laid around here?  Or the only one who likes talking about it?

I only post it when it involves a guy or a 3rd(or 4th. .....) woman.  If it's just Annie and I then I dont.

:)


I'll admit to enjoying sexual activities last night....numerous times.  :)


Details. Were eggs involved in any way? Mayhaps some... ketchup?


For some people who may misunderstand:  Mayhaps A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word. Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.

"mayhaps I'll go get fucked up instead of writing this paper"


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on January 22, 2017, 05:32:59 PM
I am not having sex, casual or with a lover. More's the pity.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: vinney on January 22, 2017, 11:42:47 PM
Poor Katie... if only I could help... ;) :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on January 23, 2017, 03:27:36 AM
I must admit, as others have, to my wife getting fucked last night. By me. Quite enjoyable for both of us.  :aol_missionary:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 25, 2017, 05:18:46 AM
Very late for work today.  Quite enjoyable.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: TinyDancer on January 25, 2017, 12:47:12 PM
I am not having sex, casual or with a lover. More's the pity.

Same here, double the pity. 


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: vinney on January 25, 2017, 12:49:12 PM
I am not having sex, casual or with a lover. More's the pity.

Same here, double the pity. 

Aw shucks TD... :'( I'm so sorry...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: TinyDancer on January 25, 2017, 12:54:59 PM
 :emot_laughing:

No worries sugar, be sorry for the fella I get around to having my way with. 


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 25, 2017, 02:48:06 PM
I went 2 days without. That was enough.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: vinney on January 25, 2017, 03:50:11 PM
:emot_laughing:

No worries sugar, be sorry for the fella I get around to having my way with. 

 :emot_weird: You'll kill the poor bugger...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Brittanyishere on January 25, 2017, 03:58:21 PM
Does it count if your by yourself?  Then yes!!!  If not then... :'(


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 26, 2017, 08:53:57 PM
On my way home from work for a little afternoon delight.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on January 30, 2017, 08:53:19 PM
On my way home from work for a little afternoon delight.

Braggard


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 01, 2017, 04:53:24 PM
On my way home from work for a little afternoon delight.

Braggard

I have been late or absent from work every day for a week.  Fortunately, my boss doesn't give a shit.  Or so he says...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 02, 2017, 03:02:39 PM
I think I broke my Jap girl.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on February 05, 2017, 04:24:47 AM
I think I broke my Jap girl.  8)

 :aol_anal: a little rougher than usual??


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 05, 2017, 04:27:34 AM
I think I broke my Jap girl.  8)

 :aol_anal: a little rougher than usual??

You wish.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 09, 2017, 10:20:04 PM
It ain't bragging if it's true..  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: NaughtyNicole on February 12, 2017, 04:54:09 PM
No sex for me this weekend. I normally only post when Annie and I hook up with our fuck buddy. But Annie's son was home from college this weekend so I was all alone.  Thank God for toys and fantasies,lol.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 11, 2017, 02:12:19 PM
4 hour trip to heaven.  :D

Insatiable Japanese girls.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 11, 2017, 02:59:18 PM
Wow, you must be glowing this morning.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 11, 2017, 05:43:20 PM
Wow, you must be glowing this morning.  ;D

Walking on sunshine.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 11, 2017, 06:18:16 PM
 :emot_laughing:

Just had some hot shower sex.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 11, 2017, 06:25:49 PM
:emot_laughing:

Just had some hot shower sex.

 :D easy clean up.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: NaughtyNicole on March 11, 2017, 06:38:05 PM
:emot_laughing:

Just had some hot shower sex.

Love Shower Sex


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 11, 2017, 06:44:20 PM
:emot_laughing:

Just had some hot shower sex.

Love Shower Sex

Bath tub sex.  ;D

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm big soapy Asian titties.  :D

I know what I'm doing tonight.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 11, 2017, 07:21:31 PM
 :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on March 11, 2017, 07:25:57 PM
I keep offering Mrs JBRG shower sex but she says there isn't enough room in our 2 person steam shower. Oh, well.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 11, 2017, 07:34:08 PM
Why don't you just sneak in, and push her against the wall, and show her that there is room. Dominate that bitch, then fuck her hard till she screams.



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on March 11, 2017, 07:43:13 PM
Why don't you just sneak in, and push her against the wall, and show her that there is room. Dominate that bitch, then fuck her hard till she screams.



Because I like living in the same home with her  ;D ;D

You are SOOOOO naughty

And I know she wouldn't enjoy it as much as the scenario suggests.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 11, 2017, 07:59:21 PM
I am a very naughty girl. I would enjoy it. I guess some women like mild sex, and some like it wild. ;)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 12, 2017, 08:54:35 PM
Sunday morning after springing forward.  Yummy.  Twice.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 12, 2017, 09:35:26 PM
I just fucking got laid.  8)

Does a quicky in the bathroom count?  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 12, 2017, 09:40:00 PM
I just fucking got laid.  8)

Does a quicky in the bathroom count?  ;D

Sexy.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 12, 2017, 09:47:11 PM
I just fucking got laid.  8)

Does a quicky in the bathroom count?  ;D

Sexy.

;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: NaughtyNicole on March 12, 2017, 09:55:47 PM
Annie and I had sex by the fire.

But for some reason I only think of getting laid as sex with a guy.

Guess I'm Old Fashioned! LOL  :sign_yeahriight:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 13, 2017, 04:37:41 PM
 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: badcorps187 on March 15, 2017, 09:33:07 PM
I just got laid the last 2 nights but forgot to post about it here.

Some background :

First the judgey stuff. I am married but cheating on my wife when I can. My hook up is also married.

More backstory:

I am currently away from home at a technical school for work related training. It just happens to be located near a girl that I had an affair with about a year ago. Back then I met her on a rather vanilla social media site and started flirting with her. Her boyfriend at the time had a job that took him out of town for long stretches. She was super horny and loved having naughty chats and we exchanged a few pics. After a few weeks an opportunity arose and she was in my area on business so I was able to convince her to cheat with me. Nothing more than physical release for both of us. It was a wild one night thing and after that she pretty much ghosted me. She even dropped off of the vanilla site. She said the sex was great but once she no longer obsessing about that release she felt guilty for cheating.



Fast forward to a few weeks ago :

 She reached out to me again because she is now married to that boyfrend and she even moved closer to his job so he is at home more. Now he just sits around the house playing video games instead of chasing her around. Did I mention she was once a pin up model ? She did a semi nude risque' photoshoot for a website specializing in girls with tattoos and piercings. (I won't name it outright here). She admitted that even through the guilt she often fantasized about me and our one hook up. She did stalk me a little online so she knew that I would be in her town this week. That was enough for her to reach out again and set up another affair.

Present day :

 Monday night was an animalistic rough fucking bent over the bathroom sink and making her look at herself in the mirror. We didn't even get all the way undressed. We discussed her conflicted feelings earlier and I growled in her ear about what a slut she was for cheating. It was intense and rough and over too quickly but it was a good fit for the opening night. She couldn't stay too long anyway. She has to go back home every night.


Last night we had more time and it was a more conventional date with dinner and some talking under the stars. Talking of course led to talking about sex. This time we made it to the bed. It was still rough just because we both prefer it that way. I know I made her a little sore but she likes it.


Because of the cheating I have no one in my life I can brag to about this. I am grateful to have a place like this to let it all out.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 16, 2017, 05:47:26 AM
Wow, that's some hot naughty sex.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: badcorps187 on March 16, 2017, 06:54:11 AM
Wow, that's some hot naughty sex.

From what I have read here that is a high compliment. Thanks.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 25, 2017, 04:30:35 AM
Very naughty... long afternoon fuck session with Liberator, Hitachi, two Lelo's, huge latex cock, and butt plug all employed.  Riding crop and good barehanded spanking.  Dr. Weismueller at his finest.  Broiled flounder and scallops for dinner.  Nice Chardonnay, and cream brûlées for dessert.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: NaughtyNicole on March 26, 2017, 06:24:12 PM
Annie and I went out last night with some friends and met this really cool guy. We had not really thought about him in a sexual way but as the night went on the conversation got a little sexual, I even showed him KB on my phone, LOL  At first he thought we were lesbians since he saw me kiss Annie.  But I guess he quickly realized we liked guys too.  We got a little drunk and ended up back at Annie's house. We had a wild threesome with this hot 25yo. He really got off on Annie and I and loved watching us together......What a shock!!  But WOW, this guy had stamina even if he was a little awkward. And he shot as much cum as I have ever seen! I honestly think we could have got him to do anything we asked, just hope he doesn't stalk us now! LOL


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on March 27, 2017, 03:48:12 AM
Nothing as exciting as Nicole but the Mrs and I curled each others' toes last night.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 27, 2017, 11:13:45 AM
 8)

She did all the work for me.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 27, 2017, 03:19:49 PM
Birthday sex  :emot_smilio:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 27, 2017, 04:27:08 PM
Birthday sex  :emot_smilio:

 :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 28, 2017, 03:57:21 PM
 :aol_doggystyle:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 28, 2017, 04:02:00 PM
:aol_doggystyle:

Ouch.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 28, 2017, 04:02:27 PM
It was awesome.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on March 28, 2017, 07:21:11 PM
It was awesome.

 :sign_outstanding: :emot_pics:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 28, 2017, 07:28:41 PM
I couldn't take pics, I was getting banged. They would have come out all blury.

 :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 28, 2017, 07:34:28 PM
I couldn't take pics, I was getting banged. They would have come out all blury.

 :emot_laughing:

If my wife can make a video on her phone of fucking me in the ass, so can you.  :roll:

And she did, by the way. Still has it.  :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 28, 2017, 07:36:03 PM
Damn. I pity your sore little booty hole. I hope she licked it and kissed it to make it feel better afterwards.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 28, 2017, 07:37:06 PM
Damn. I pity your sore little booty hole. I hope she licked it and kissed it to make it feel better afterwards.

Nope.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on April 03, 2017, 04:35:07 PM
2 weeks in a row. And if the Mrs were a parrot, she would have broken the branch she was on because her toes were curled that tight when she came.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on April 21, 2017, 06:50:27 PM
Friday morning sex with all the toys and naughty games.  She had four, I had two.  I know I told you one, but she gave me a blow job after that.  Hello weekend!

(http://malestrippersunlimited.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photoset126-bythewindow-02.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MissBarbara on April 21, 2017, 07:02:39 PM

Friday morning sex with all the toys and naughty games.  She had four, I had two.  I know I told you one, but she gave me a blow job after that.  Hello weekend!

(http://malestrippersunlimited.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photoset126-bythewindow-02.jpg)



Wow, Merovingian, for some reason I thought you were a bit older...





Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on April 22, 2017, 05:02:36 AM


Wow, Merovingian, for some reason I thought you were a bit older...



 :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on April 23, 2017, 04:09:13 AM

Friday morning sex with all the toys and naughty games.  She had four, I had two.  I know I told you one, but she gave me a blow job after that.  Hello weekend!

(http://malestrippersunlimited.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photoset126-bythewindow-02.jpg)



Wow, Merovingian, for some reason I thought you were a bit older...




Barb, that's how he see's himself in his dreams.

:D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on April 23, 2017, 05:09:45 AM

Friday morning sex with all the toys and naughty games.  She had four, I had two.  I know I told you one, but she gave me a blow job after that.  Hello weekend!

(http://malestrippersunlimited.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photoset126-bythewindow-02.jpg)



Wow, Merovingian, for some reason I thought you were a bit older...




Barb, that's how he see's himself in his dreams.

:D

I'll admit to seeing pictures of Merv, and it's pretty close.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: NaughtyNicole on April 23, 2017, 05:05:39 PM
I had a very unexpected wonderful night of sex last night. Annie and went out to eat then went to a local bar for some drinks before going home. Our FB Jason was there with a friend of his. We had drinks with them and I guess one thing led to another and we all ended up at Annie's house for a wild 4some!! I just love watching Annie getting fucked, especially when she has one in her mouth too!! Great Night!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on April 23, 2017, 05:45:14 PM
I had a very unexpected wonderful night of sex last night. Annie and went out to eat then went to a local bar for some drinks before going home. Our FB Jason was there with a friend of his. We had drinks with them and I guess one thing led to another and we all ended up at Annie's house for a wild 4some!! I just love watching Annie getting fucked, especially when she has one in her mouth too!! Great Night!

Sounds like a fucking good fucking time.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MissBarbara on April 23, 2017, 05:49:52 PM

Friday morning sex with all the toys and naughty games.  She had four, I had two.  I know I told you one, but she gave me a blow job after that.  Hello weekend!

(http://malestrippersunlimited.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photoset126-bythewindow-02.jpg)



Wow, Merovingian, for some reason I thought you were a bit older...


Barb, that's how he see's himself in his dreams.

:D

I'll admit to seeing pictures of Merv, and it's pretty close.


"It"? What is this "it" you speak of?






Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on April 23, 2017, 06:04:13 PM
I had a very unexpected wonderful night of sex last night. Annie and went out to eat then went to a local bar for some drinks before going home. Our FB Jason was there with a friend of his. We had drinks with them and I guess one thing led to another and we all ended up at Annie's house for a wild 4some!! I just love watching Annie getting fucked, especially when she has one in her mouth too!! Great Night!


Hotness!!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on April 23, 2017, 06:32:00 PM

"It"? What is this "it" you speak of?



(https://img.memesuper.com/a05d08886fb3a886b56e61232a0f2886_meme-retro-memesuper-retro-meme_610-473.png)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on April 29, 2017, 05:35:25 PM
So nice and nasty.  The way daddy likes it...  :emot_thdrool:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: RopeFiend on May 06, 2017, 10:23:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Zx7UTMA.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on May 06, 2017, 10:34:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Zx7UTMA.jpg)

 :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on May 07, 2017, 06:31:34 PM
This morning.  Twice.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on May 07, 2017, 07:31:00 PM
Doing laundry in the basement last night.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on May 09, 2017, 06:33:58 AM
This morning.  Twice.

Braggart.

 :-*


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: badcorps187 on May 15, 2017, 04:53:18 AM
I went to a site meet up party Last night and hooked up with a girl I have been flirting with for years. We snuck away from the bar and met back at her hotel room. I didn't get much sleep before driving several hours to get beck home but it was worth the exhaustion.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on May 15, 2017, 06:15:09 PM
My groin is still recovering from the cock crushing orgasm that my wife experienced last night.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: cironwalker on May 29, 2017, 02:55:57 PM
Last night was just for her. I licked and ate for over an hour.. After which she went into a hard deep sleep. :emot_thdrool:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on August 04, 2017, 05:31:11 PM


(https://www.mebank.com.au/media/2084750/ME-logo-1200px-white.png)





Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 04, 2017, 08:11:04 PM


(https://www.mebank.com.au/media/2084750/ME-logo-1200px-white.png)





You got ketchup on your scrambled eggs?  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on August 04, 2017, 09:12:12 PM
hahaha, you're gross.

No, no substance was applied to my eggs.  

How can I explain it?    Oh, with this....


(http://cdn.supportkids.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/it-only-takes-one-sperm-to-reach-an-egg-and-fertilize-it.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 04, 2017, 09:38:53 PM
I see what you did there.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: chef64 on August 26, 2017, 08:45:01 PM
 :'(  Wish I had.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 26, 2017, 08:46:00 PM
Well I did if it makes you feel any better.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on August 28, 2017, 06:01:49 PM
Well I did if it makes you feel any better.  8)

Me, too.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 28, 2017, 07:14:08 PM
I got laid an hour ago.  :emot_smilio:

 ;D

And last night.  :emot_dancing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on August 29, 2017, 12:16:54 AM
I got laid an hour ago.  :emot_smilio:

 ;D

And last night.  :emot_dancing:

Braggard



and good for you


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 29, 2017, 12:17:59 AM
 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on September 30, 2017, 02:42:20 PM

We went to a high school football game last night to watch a friend's daughter cheer.  It was really chilly.   We came home and watched the news.   I was still cold so we got in bed with an extra blanket.   I was awoken in the middle of the night by a wandering hand. Not a word was spoken until we were done and he cuddled behind me and enveloped me in his arms and whispered "I love you."



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on September 30, 2017, 02:52:17 PM
 :D :-* 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on September 30, 2017, 03:33:32 PM
 :sign_outstanding: :sign_yourspecial:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 30, 2017, 05:10:03 PM

We went to a high school football game last night to watch a friend's daughter cheer.  It was really chilly.   We came home and watched the news.   I was still cold so we got in bed with an extra blanket.   I was awoken in the middle of the night by a wandering hand. Not a word was spoken until we were done and he cuddled behind me and enveloped me in his arms and whispered "I love you."



He scrambled your eggs and topped with ketchup.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on October 04, 2017, 06:20:52 PM
Despite my need for sleep on Saturday night, my wife was horny so I fucked her to an awesome orgasm. Mine was pretty good as well.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 04, 2017, 08:23:15 PM
Not for weeks since I had a car accident.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on October 08, 2017, 01:56:06 PM
The kids were both gone yesterday, so we got back in bed after breakfast and fucked for six hours.  It was really, really great.  I was particularly filthy, and told her stories about masturbating after school, and letting her catch me, and watch before raping my ass on the bathroom floor, and sucking my virgin cock dry.  Best time in bed since the heart attack in May.  And yes, I "asked my doctor if my heart was healthy enough for sexual activity."  It is.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: NaughtyNicole on October 08, 2017, 04:07:17 PM
Last night Annie and I hooked up with our fuck buddy and it was wonderful. Jason took half a Viagra and he was amazing!! I lost track of how many orgasms I had but the best one was when Jason was fucking my ass as Annie was licking me...................WOW!! What a night!!  :aol_threesome:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on October 11, 2017, 06:29:52 PM
Ovulation day, so daddy had to call in sick and stand stud.  My cock is sore, and I'm feeling a little dizzy.  She's resting with pillows under her ass, and I'm trying to make some coffee...  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on October 13, 2017, 09:15:57 PM
I really did some nasty shit before work today.  I put a 10" latex cock up her pussy with a vibrator inserted, so the whole thing was extra thick and buzzing, then I held the Hitachi wand on her clit, and alternated between high and low settings, while I cursed her out and told her what a filthy little whore I thought she was.  She finally passed out, so I slipped on some clothes and came to the office...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on October 24, 2017, 05:43:14 PM
(https://i.giphy.com/media/ail0yp2gOkIAo/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on October 29, 2017, 06:57:16 PM
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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on November 12, 2017, 04:37:46 AM
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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 12, 2017, 03:27:43 PM
 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on November 13, 2017, 02:24:10 PM
Friday night............ nope
Saturday night..........nope
Sunday night..........nope

I'm going to make him pay for that tonight!!!!!!!



We took a shower together on Saturday, if that counts toward anything.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 13, 2017, 03:55:19 PM
Friday night............ nope
Saturday night..........nope
Sunday night..........nope

I'm going to make him pay for that tonight!!!!!!!



We took a shower together on Saturday, if that counts toward anything.

Yes.
Yes...
3 in a bed YES!!!!

 :D

Catch up. Or... Ketchup.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on November 13, 2017, 04:52:14 PM
Despite my need for sleep (having to get up at 5 AM to go to work sucks) my wife truly and royally got her toes curled on Saturday night. Mutual orgasms for all concerned.  :aol_missionary: ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: mummylover62 on November 30, 2017, 07:41:39 AM
I did....first time for a long time....the wife must be after something


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 30, 2017, 02:44:23 PM
Twice in one day.  :emot_dancing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on December 10, 2017, 07:20:36 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/7a/fe/d37afee1460d1947cccb8c7d54e844a9.jpg)


And I really curled her toes.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on December 23, 2017, 07:43:49 PM
So Ma in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winter’s freak show sex marathon.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Strangesub on December 24, 2017, 03:53:55 AM
Well...
As a submissive pervert who has spent way too much time in my fantasy porn head, I believe that the last time I fucked my wife before yesterday was... August maybe?
I have been forced to get naked and suck Master's cock several times since then but - I have been trying to get away from my Secret Pervert Life for since October, not answering Master's messages to me and refraining from satisfying his demands.
(Master is also an ordinary married guy with children, like I, but unbeknowst to his wife and children, he seriously enjoys dominating men.  Being a Secret Perv like me, it is not so easy for him to find a safe submissive.  About 5 years ago, we hooked up on Craigslist once.  Then, about a year a half ago, he emailed me again and wanted to use me.  I was backing off a cyber Mistress who enjoyed having me go to the local fuck warehouse and get fucked and eat cock all night and send her pics...  The warehouse closed; and she was getting bored with me; and I was tired of getting treated for the occasional VD that I got from being a moron...  So, as Master wanted exclusivity, he was a nice transition from being an old whore to trying to go straight).
I had trashed 20 years of stories and pictures and correspondence from my Strangesub porn email and then shut down the email.
I stayed away from porn.
I stopped jerking off.
I tried to lead the good life...
It almost worked.
But, last week, I had the urge to go on Tumblr and spent a couple of hours looking at some great ass fucking...
Went to Literotica to read my stories.
Went here to read my stories.
Got horned up but - did not masturbate....
Oooo....
Then, yesterday, I told my wife I would be coming upstairs at noon to run some errands.
She is hard of hearing and said "You're coming up nude?"
We laughed.  No.  I explained.
And, after looking at some more porn on my computer, when she texted me that I told her I would run errands at noon....
I stripped down and walked into the kitchen, nude.
We kissed.  We caressed. She grabbed my balls.  The passion grew.  I undressed her the kitchen, sticking my fingers into her wet cunt as she bent over and took my cock into her mouth, running her teeth over it, causing me exquisite pain and pleasure.
After sucking me, causing me to moan, no scream, with pleasure, I suggested we go to the bedroom.
But as she turned around to step out of her housecoat on the floor, I gently bent her over and found her hot wet fuckbox, shoving my hard throbbing meat into her hole.
I fucked her like that, harder and harder as she put her hands on the floor, thrusting my aching rod deep into her delicious cunt!
Until...  she finally almost fell over onto the floor (hey - we're fucking 64 year old fat grandparents).
I helped her get up and we went to the bedroom where we fucked for another 10 minutes or so until I shot my load, totally filling her up and messing up the bed sheets with my sperm...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 11, 2018, 02:56:31 PM

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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 20, 2018, 08:01:22 AM
It ain’t bragging if it’s true...

(https://media.tenor.com/images/b773356ef6e778d85dc342428f6ffab7/tenor.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 30, 2018, 04:36:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/jH7hywL.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 15, 2018, 04:53:45 PM
I'll just repost this here


(https://s2.favim.com/orig/34/epic-fail-fingers-fuck-fuck-yeah-funny-Favim.com-274932.jpg)




Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Hades on February 15, 2018, 04:59:57 PM
Never mind...
I'll just repost this here


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Never mind... this about answers every question  :facepalm:
[...], it must mean you either got seriously laid or were pretty drunk (or both) last night. So...  :emot_thumbsup: either way ;)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 15, 2018, 06:29:34 PM
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-01-2016/iR5PSa.gif)

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 15, 2018, 06:32:27 PM
 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 22, 2018, 06:53:05 AM
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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 15, 2018, 11:52:39 PM
(https://7chan.org/gif/src/141572081017.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Suzimeikle on March 16, 2018, 01:07:37 AM
Last night by my hushband ahhh wet and hot


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 16, 2018, 08:18:04 PM
Someone sent me a naughty photo, and I got so horny I played hooky and fucked the living shit out of wifey.  Ой-ой-ой. She milked a really big load out.  And it’s ovulation day.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Johnny on March 17, 2018, 10:22:52 PM
I did. We drank a bottle of honey whiskey, then she invited over to her room. We finished at about 4:30 this morning. With an 7am wakeup for an open day. Jesus, today was long


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 18, 2018, 07:07:32 PM
Sunday mornings... wow...

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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 24, 2018, 11:20:21 AM
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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 24, 2018, 02:51:26 PM
 :emot_dancing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KitKat on March 24, 2018, 04:53:07 PM
:emot_dancing:

 ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 30, 2018, 02:47:21 PM
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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: holaladies6969 on May 01, 2018, 12:56:59 AM
I'll just repost this here


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:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

I need to send that out to co workers!!



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on May 01, 2018, 01:44:58 AM
"I did, I did!"

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/db928c70379cd1105981c0a73cf3204e/tumblr_ojk6uqvg181v2x95to1_500.gif)

Man, that is fucking hot!

I'll, be in my bunk...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on May 18, 2018, 02:24:32 PM
It was pretty nasty.  No, it was *very* nasty.  She got the Devil’s Advocate treatment.  We had not done anything in a while, but made up for it last night.

(http://slashnude.com/photos/1/charlize-theron-nude-and-full-frontal-in-the-devil-advocate-9420-19.jpg)



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on May 20, 2018, 02:39:33 AM
Well, it wasn't technically last night.  Yesterday evening?

$750.00


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on May 22, 2018, 04:39:48 PM

Does this morning count?  If so, then...

(https://media.holidayme.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/18181534/Me2.png)



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on May 22, 2018, 05:21:06 PM

Does this morning count?  If so, then...

(https://media.holidayme.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/18181534/Me2.png)



Anytime counts.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on May 22, 2018, 05:32:58 PM
How about a vivid sex dream????


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on May 24, 2018, 06:03:48 AM
How about a vivid sex dream????
Only in your dreams…


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on May 26, 2018, 07:42:36 PM
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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on May 27, 2018, 04:14:43 PM
Usually, we snuggle and then make love. A slow, sensual process. Last night, I got used  :D as if I were a sex toy. She fucked me and fucked me good. The Missus came twice before I did.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on May 27, 2018, 04:57:04 PM
 :emot_dancing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on May 29, 2018, 04:09:29 PM
INS what the criterion for "Got layed" is.  I managed a cheap frot, and tug in semi-public, almost fully clothed.  Basically just undid his pants, and humped him in the corner of an alley.  Hey, it was any easy $50.00, and I got a story out of it!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on July 19, 2018, 02:57:06 AM
For the first time since well before my wife passed away over a year ago, ME BITCHES!!  OK it was Saturday night instead of last night, but I couldn’t get on here to brag on Sunday.

Probably about a year and a half for me and she said it had been two years for her.  We seemed to be making up for lost time waking twice in the night to go at it again and then again in the morning.  The poor dog was confused and thought she was hurt and at one point howling along with her, so I kept having to put the dog outside.  I was impressed with how passionate she is, and I think I impressed her too as I ended up getting comments spoken incredulously like:

Really?
Again?

We’re going camping in my trailer this weekend in the mountains taking Friday off.  It’s supposed to rain all weekend, so I got no clue what we’re going to do all cooped up in the trailer all weekend.   ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on August 07, 2018, 05:54:24 PM
Drunk road trip sex. After a 10 hour drive on Saturday, we walked from our hotel to a local restaurant for supper. From there we strolled to a liquor store that had one of my favourite local (to the location we went to) wines. Bought a different wine instead (we went to the winery for the favourite on Sunday). Back to the hotel and drank one of the two bottles of wine we bought in a little over an hour (usually takes us 2 days to kill a bottle of wine). After we crawled into bed, we got busy. We must have been a little bit more excited than usual. Her FitBit said that she had taken 173 steps while getting laid. Mutual, simultaneous orgasms.

Tried to talk her into a Sunday night sober fuck but she’s pretty much a once a week gal these days.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on August 14, 2018, 01:46:57 PM

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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on August 14, 2018, 03:10:33 PM
Excellent Jules!

I’m just realizing today 14Aug is the one month anniversary of me getting laid for the first time in well over a year.  I’ll probably celebrate Bastille Day for now on because of that.

What is both happy and sad is, I’m certain that in the last four weeks I got laid more times than I did in the last 7 years of my marriage.  And my new girlfriend only comes over on weekends, and missed one of those recently  dog sitting for her brother.

However, we are going to Hawaii for 9 days.  We’ll see how often I let her leave the bed those 9 days.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 14, 2018, 07:41:02 PM
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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on August 15, 2018, 03:51:18 AM

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yay, rub it in. You old married people are soooo smug.

Unfortunately if I get laid, it’s a solitary affair.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on August 15, 2018, 04:53:54 PM

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yay, rub it in. You old married people are soooo smug.

Unfortunately if I get laid, it’s a solitary affair.

I’m married but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy a solitary affair once in a while.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on August 15, 2018, 08:12:39 PM
yay, rub it in. You old married people are soooo smug.
 

youch, did you have to throw 'old' in there.   ;)

 :-*



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 17, 2018, 07:05:59 PM
 :emot_smilio:

CJ's on a role.  :D


Actually gettin' kind of sick of it. You can only hump a gorgeous Asian girl so many times before it just gets repetitive. :roll:



  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 19, 2018, 08:02:39 PM
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/92adb18439ad226f3d19539c5dd8b34a/tumblr_moh0g3PlEW1sv7ak2o1_500.gif)

Except I’m 30 years older, 20 pounds heavier, and the lights were off.  Otherwise, SPOT ON.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 19, 2018, 08:25:27 PM
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Except I’m 30 years older, 20 pounds heavier, and the lights were off.  Otherwise, SPOT ON.

You lie! That's you now. Stud., :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 25, 2018, 02:07:14 AM
CJ got laid an hour ago.  ;D


 :emot_dancing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 25, 2018, 03:48:21 AM
CJ got laid an hour ago.  ;D


 :emot_dancing:

 :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Nero on August 25, 2018, 06:28:00 AM
About 5 hours ago.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: wayne3218 on August 25, 2018, 06:30:51 AM
About 5 hours ago.  ;D
Lucky you.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 25, 2018, 05:18:15 PM
Just about now.  Great way to start the weekend.

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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 25, 2018, 07:39:30 PM
CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people.  ;D

:emot_smilio:


Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on August 28, 2018, 04:44:37 PM
CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people.  ;D

:emot_smilio:


Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break.  :roll:

And here I thought young folks had all the stamina  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 28, 2018, 06:38:56 PM
CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people.  ;D

:emot_smilio:


Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break.  :roll:

And here I thought young folks had all the stamina  ;D

Not me anymore.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Rfmetal909 on September 01, 2018, 03:52:05 PM
I sucked a nice big cock, got pegged, and came deep in a tight pussy.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: IdleBoast on September 01, 2018, 10:01:32 PM
CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people.  ;D

:emot_smilio:


Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break.  :roll:

You could take a break by sharing the details in a story...  ;D



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 02, 2018, 02:15:46 AM
CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people.  ;D

:emot_smilio:


Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break.  :roll:

You could take a break by sharing the details in a story...  ;D



Just watch any porn with a blonde and Asian girl and you'll get half the idea.

Then watch another porn with two blondes.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on September 03, 2018, 06:57:12 AM
Strangely enough, I had mindless, zipless sex with a friend.

I must be doing something right, she had a good time.

It did serve to remind me that satisfying the body alone is not that satisfying.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MissBarbara on September 03, 2018, 11:36:38 PM

It did serve to remind me that satisfying the body alone is not that satisfying.


You coudn't have put it more perfectly.






Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 04, 2018, 01:52:37 AM
Why is it as Summer ends and the colder times approach everyone but me gets hornier?  :roll:

Apparently no one can keep their damn hands off me. :roll: I was informed three times today what certain someones would love to do to me.  :facepalm:

Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :emot_banghead:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on September 04, 2018, 02:18:01 PM
Why is it as Summer ends and the colder times approach everyone but me gets hornier?  :roll:


I would say the colder it gets, the more I enjoy getting intimate.   It's the getting under the cold sheet and wanting cuddled with arms wrapped around me.  The closeness, the hugging, one thing leads to another and yada yada.

No, I did not get laid last night.  Mark out of town for the weekend with his family 'up north'.  I had other commitments.   It's okay though.  Missed him and plan on a fun night tonight.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 04, 2018, 03:41:26 PM
Why is it as Summer ends and the colder times approach everyone but me gets hornier?  :roll:


I would say the colder it gets, the more I enjoy getting intimate.   It's the getting under the cold sheet and wanting cuddled with arms wrapped around me.  The closeness, the hugging, one thing leads to another and yada yada.

These bitches are in heat and they're all bothering me. Usually it would be fun to be targeted by gorgeous women. But CJ is sick of everyone's lecherous fantasies, some of which involves things done to places I put off limits.  :roll:

They best calm down or CJ will close for business till spring.  :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on September 10, 2018, 04:27:22 PM
Not last night, but Saturday night after a wedding.

And\, Oh boy did I ever!  It was senfreakingsational. 


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 10, 2018, 05:05:14 PM
Not last night, but Saturday night after a wedding.

And\, Oh boy did I ever!  It was senfreakingsational. 

 :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on September 10, 2018, 05:42:06 PM
Yesterday afternoon.  Also, gotta love getting payed $50.00 to get a blowjob.  Not many women are into that, so it's a real treat.  (However, it's not all that uncommon for gay men to pay for a mouthful of cock.)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 10, 2018, 08:16:51 PM
CJ found a cure to everyone bothering her.  ;D

Get pink highlights in the blonde hair and all these horny bitches back off. You'd think it'd make it worse because of how cute it is, but apparently it's like kryptonite.  :emot_dancing:

"I didn't marry your pink hair, white girl."  ;D

"You destroyed your beautiful hair!"

"Change it back!!!!!"

 :D

I haven't gotten laid since and I'm just fine with that. :emot_smilio: Leave me the fuck alone for a while.  8)


Yeah, I know I'm complaining about getting laid too much when some can't get laid at all. I'll trade you. Even I have my limits.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Quimby84 on September 10, 2018, 09:19:30 PM
Lol.

I am going to be exceptionally honest here and admit that its been 11 years since I last had sex.
Its interesting reading about everyone else's exploits though.

Part of why I enjoy KB. I can stay a shy hermit and explore my fantasies and just as my 20's succumbed to involuntary celibacy, so too shall my 30's :-[


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on September 10, 2018, 09:40:10 PM
CJ found a cure to everyone bothering her.  ;D

Uh, predatory lesbians?  I know, they're pretty aggressive sometimes. 

Correct me if I'm wrong.  No pronouns to go bye, it just sounded like that, from my experience.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 10, 2018, 10:30:08 PM
CJ found a cure to everyone bothering her.  ;D

Uh, predatory lesbians?  I know, they're pretty aggressive sometimes. 

Correct me if I'm wrong.  No pronouns to go bye, it just sounded like that, from my experience.

That's a word no one uses in this house. Except one person. It's all complicated, let's just not use that word and move on.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on September 12, 2018, 01:10:00 AM
That's a word no one uses in this house. Except one person. It's all complicated, let's just not use that word and move on.  ;D

Okay, just to be clear.  There were a lot of words there, so you mean the P word, or the L one? 


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 12, 2018, 02:24:32 AM
The "L" word.

We don't use it except for one person. Like I said, complicated.


CJ still hasn't gotten laid, and everyone hates the pink in my dumb blonde hair.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on September 12, 2018, 04:00:35 AM
The "L" word.

My apologies.  Would she perfer the term Bull Dagger?  Help me out here.  Aggressively gay woman.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 12, 2018, 04:36:22 AM
No she would not. She's a beautiful young British girl married to my beautiful young sister and they both have a beautiful baby girl together.

She's proudly gay, And we all cherish her, but we try not to discuss it.

Like I said it's all very complicated and it kinda pisses me off thinking about all the fuckin' women in this house married to other women, myself included.  :roll:

Actually, no it doesn't kinda piss me off it really pisses me off. My therapist is gonna get an earful on Thursday.  :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on September 12, 2018, 07:53:17 AM
About ten minutes ago.  Wifey is ovulating, so daddy had to stand stud.  Very strait missionary style.  Really a lot of body slapping and pig noises.  Crude talk.  My favorite, in other words.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 12, 2018, 02:03:59 PM
About ten minutes ago.  Wifey is ovulating, so daddy had to stand stud.  Very strait missionary style.  Really a lot of body slapping and pig noises.  Crude talk.  My favorite, in other words.

Pig noises?  :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on September 12, 2018, 04:30:41 PM
About ten minutes ago.  Wifey is ovulating, so daddy had to stand stud.  Very strait missionary style.  Really a lot of body slapping and pig noises.  Crude talk.  My favorite, in other words.

Pig noises?  :emot_laughing:

You know... Grunt, grunt, oink, oink, sqeeeeeaaaallllll!!! Think Ned Beatty in Deliverance.   :emot_laughing:

I had to do it twice more last night.  No more yanky my wanly.  Donger needs food.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on September 12, 2018, 04:43:15 PM
A couple times after, I’ve made an attempt to imitate the recent noises.  This gets me a scowl and a comment in a Peruvian accent of ‘You no nice!’
And my response is something like, ‘Based on the noises you just made, I was very nice.’


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on September 12, 2018, 04:52:43 PM
A couple times after, I’ve made an attempt to imitate the recent noises.  This gets me a scowl and a comment in a Peruvian accent of ‘You no nice!’
And my response is something like, ‘Based on the noises you just made, I was very nice.’

She's right.....You no nice.   :)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 12, 2018, 07:28:36 PM
CJ got nailed. The pink hair didn't last.  :roll:

Suddenly it made things worse.  :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on September 24, 2018, 03:56:26 AM
After sharing a bottle of wine, my wife and I climbed into bed for our usual once a week. With the wine coursing through her, she was really horny. Usually, our love making involves cuddling for a while then me mounting her. Last night, she was all over me almost as soon as I crawled into bed. It was obvious that this was not going to be a love making session. This was fucking. Plain and simple. As I got to be balls deep, I figured I would see what kind of boundaries I might be able to cross. I asked her if she wanted me to get out our vibrator for some extra play. She shook her head no, so I dropped that idea.

A few minutes later, I mentioned my oft thought of fantasy of seeing her with another guy whose only purpose was to pleasure her. She didn’t shush me so I continued with telling her that I wanted to see her cum all over the mystery man’s cock. And that he was bare back and would fill her pussy with his sperm when he came.

I didn’t say anything after that but she rode my cock to two orgasms before I was even ready to fill her. 

All in all, she got royally fucked.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 27, 2018, 07:32:31 PM
CJ was "unbelievably awesome and incredible" last night.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on September 27, 2018, 09:25:43 PM
This morning.  I got invited in for breakfast, and then we had dessert.  30ish divorcee, with no kids.

I rarely have sex at night any more.  Honestly, my back can't handle it, I do most of my work during the day.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on September 29, 2018, 04:54:32 PM
We played a game last night.   Mark was given 7 places to lick and kiss.  I kept my eyes closed the whole time.  It started behind my ear, then my neck, he laid me down on the bed while kissing my mouth and our tongues met.   Then he proceeded to lick the other 4 places.

After that, he got laid.




mod edit: changed his name from his real name to the name I use for him on KB


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on September 29, 2018, 05:04:25 PM
Then he proceeded to lick the other 4 places...

Oh, you tease!  LOL.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 29, 2018, 07:21:12 PM
CJ's mouth got laid.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 15, 2018, 04:44:14 PM
CJ had to do make up sex with wifey.

I had to cover her mouth to keep her from cum screaming.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 15, 2018, 05:09:02 PM
Yesterday morning a couple hours before we had the engagement lunch.  No one but the dog was in the house, so I let her scream her head off.

In August when we were in Hawaii, the first 3-4 days and before they moved rooms, her sister and husband and her mom were in the adjacent room.  She was so self-conscious of them being so close, it was hysterical watching her do this closed mouth scream trying not to be loud, ‘MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!’


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: IdleBoast on October 15, 2018, 07:30:04 PM
I don't know why I keep reading this topic... 


:emot_sad:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 15, 2018, 07:45:46 PM
I don't know why I keep reading this topic... 


:emot_sad:

My apologies if I come across as rubbing anyone’s face in it (no pun intended except that’s seems an accurate description of what’s happening to Chirp’s face).

Until the last 3 months, I had been going completely without for over a year and before that it was so very rare for several years.  To finally have a regular sex life and with someone that I find extremely attractive and who responds so enthusiastically to my efforts has made me so happy I can hardly contain myself.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: IdleBoast on October 15, 2018, 07:52:39 PM
Don't get me wrong, Jed, I'm happy for those that are getting laid.

It's just mildly depressing to be left out.

It's a shame that I'm on the wrong continent to meet up with some of the more morally-flexible folk of KB...




Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 15, 2018, 08:12:08 PM
Don't get me wrong, Jed, I'm happy for those that are getting laid.

It's just mildly depressing to be left out.

It's a shame that I'm on the wrong continent to meet up with some of the more morally-flexible folk of KB...




Get a hooker.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on October 15, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
It’s not the same.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: IdleBoast on October 16, 2018, 12:20:09 AM
I've never paid for sex. Nothing against it, just not my scene.

There are four people in the world I would be unfaithful with. Three know it. One is willing, but on the wrong continent. One was wise enough to turn me down and stay friends. One is on the same wavelength as me, but unable to go beyond communication. The fourth doesn't know, and would probably turn me down flat anyway.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on October 16, 2018, 09:59:36 AM
I've never paid for sex. Nothing against it, just not my scene.

Yes, but have you gotten laid in the last 24 hours?

I just got off, work.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: IdleBoast on October 16, 2018, 10:33:47 AM
Haha, thanks, but no.

I know you think "it's just sex", but I need an emotional link before I got that intimate. I've never even had a one-night stand.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 16, 2018, 02:37:26 PM
CJ could happily fuck a stranger and discard them when done.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Johnny on October 16, 2018, 04:03:53 PM
CJ could happily fuck a stranger and discard them when done.  :D

Is it my imagination, or does Chirp seem to get laid more than the rest of us combined?  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on October 16, 2018, 04:07:41 PM

Definitely not your imagination.  hahaha


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 16, 2018, 04:32:08 PM
This morning before I left for work.  I can’t recall the last time I had morning sex before work.

My face was mashed you can guess where, and right when she began writhing and moaning out comes a cute little fart.  I stopped what I was doing and asked, “Really?”  She apologized with “Baby I’m sorry,” but then started laughing.  I resumed what I was doing, but her laughter was infectious and got me laughing too.  Eventually I moved up while she was still laughing.  And then a poke and the laughter abruptly stopped with a “Oooooooohhhhhhhh!!”

She made me a sandwich, and when I got to work I found she had written on the sandwich bag in marker, ‘I love you.’  I’m at work now, and she’s at my house ironing my shirts, hand washing my sweaters and cleaning my house.  Now that’s sexy.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on October 16, 2018, 04:37:59 PM
This morning before I left for work.  I can’t recall the last time I had morning sex before work.

My face was mashed you can guess where, and right when she began writhing and moaning out comes a cute little fart. 

Guilty. 

And aren't all women's stinkers (I don't use that f word either) cute!



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 16, 2018, 06:38:43 PM
Well men are really just little boys, and all little boys think farts are are funny (fucking funny to cover the f words you won’t use).  They’re even funnier when you girls do them by accident in just such embarrassing circumstances.

A comedian once said you girls know the romance is over when he not only does it in bed, but he pushes your head under the covers to smell.  At least I’m still at the stage where I get up, go to the bathroom to let it go, and then yell ‘Excuse me!’


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 16, 2018, 07:46:29 PM
CJ could happily fuck a stranger and discard them when done.  :D

Is it my imagination, or does Chirp seem to get laid more than the rest of us combined?  ;D

CJ gets very sick of it some times.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on October 16, 2018, 08:00:19 PM
I prefer the word "Poot."  I know, it's childish.  I'd argue appropriately so.

Thank you, Jed.  I just wrote a short that brought me to tears, had a good cry, then came back to read about you.  Felt flattus on your face, then closing the door to bust a grumpy, and yell "EXCUSE ME!"

I really needed that laugh, and I'm still giggling.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 16, 2018, 09:55:54 PM
Next time I go down on her I’ll probably ask if she feels any pending gas.  Not because I really care, but it will make her laugh.  And, I love making her laugh.

Wait, maybe I’ll poke a finger in there and tell her it’s to plug any toxic emissions?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: IdleBoast on October 16, 2018, 10:06:51 PM
Hold your nose and declare; "I'm going in!"








If you want a slap.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on October 16, 2018, 10:16:56 PM
Hopefully, she'll take the hint, and report "Fire in the hole!"

No wait.  Knowing Jed's sense of humor, that may be a bad idea.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 17, 2018, 03:02:45 AM
Hopefully, she'll take the hint, and report "Fire in the hole!"

No wait.  Knowing Jed's sense of humor, that may be a bad idea.



Do you think I might dip my finger in hot sauce?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on October 17, 2018, 03:09:31 AM
Do you think I might dip my finger in hot sauce?

Well, I was thinking about lighting a match, and the methane.  Then, I guess you could cool it off by massaging the area with Chili sauce, or aloe Vera.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 03:20:22 AM
If it makes anyone feel worse, I was just told by wifey she can't wait to get my head between her legs tonight.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 17, 2018, 03:22:41 AM
If it makes anyone feel worse, I was just told by wifey she can't wait to get my head between her legs tonight.  :roll:


I hope you didn’t feed her any beans. . . .


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 03:26:31 AM
If it makes anyone feel worse, I was just told by wifey she can't wait to get my head between her legs tonight.  :roll:


I hope you didn’t feed her any beans. . . .

That's disgusting. Thank you for ruining the evening for me.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 17, 2018, 03:41:04 AM
If it makes anyone feel worse, I was just told by wifey she can't wait to get my head between her legs tonight.  :roll:


I hope you didn’t feed her any beans. . . .



That's disgusting. Thank you for ruining the evening for me.  :roll:


The thread did take a foul turn, and you just caught a brief whiff of that.  I’m sure it will be back on track soon Chirp.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 03:49:33 AM
Wifey smells like $30 Japanese shampoo.  :emot_thdrool:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on October 17, 2018, 04:00:25 AM
This too shall pass...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 04:15:41 AM
Imagine this with wet hair, my old ghost busters shirt and nothing else on and then ask yourself why I'm bothering writing this and not assaulting her.  :roll:

(http://www.dailyhoroscopes1.com/imgs/celeb/full/6792-9.jpg)


Answer: She's complaining about plans we have for December and being insanely annoying.  :facepalm: That's why.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: wayne3218 on October 17, 2018, 01:28:41 PM
Imagine this with wet hair, my old ghost busters shirt and nothing else on and then ask yourself why I'm bothering writing this and not assaulting her.  :roll:

(http://www.dailyhoroscopes1.com/imgs/celeb/full/6792-9.jpg)


Answer: She's complaining about plans we have for December and being insanely annoying.  :facepalm: That's why.

With a body like she has and that mischief smile as she thinks on something to do.
She could annoy the hell out of me anytime for as long as she wants.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 02:32:41 PM
Imagine this with wet hair, my old ghost busters shirt and nothing else on and then ask yourself why I'm bothering writing this and not assaulting her.  :roll:

(http://www.dailyhoroscopes1.com/imgs/celeb/full/6792-9.jpg)


Answer: She's complaining about plans we have for December and being insanely annoying.  :facepalm: That's why.

With a body like she has and that mischief smile as she thinks on something to do.
She could annoy the hell out of me anytime for as long as she wants.


Take mine. I'm sick of her. She's 99% that picture and quadruple annoying.  :facepalm:

CJ wants a trade in.  :roll:


No, I won't accept anything less attractive.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 17, 2018, 03:44:27 PM
We could trade for a week Chirp?  I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
We could trade for a week Chirp?  I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.

Deal.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on October 20, 2018, 07:28:00 PM
Laying in bed on Thursday evening, going through our good night routine, my wife nibbled on my neck, as she always does. I told her that if she keeps that up, she might get some on Saturday. She replied that she was planning on getting some that night.

So, ...



I’m getting laid tonight   ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on October 20, 2018, 07:50:53 PM
I didn't.  I slept well, alone, and didn't have to go make money.  I got payed well enough for a therapy session in drag that I could take the night off, and woke up fresh as a daisy.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 20, 2018, 07:54:43 PM
CJ got both her wifey's.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 21, 2018, 12:43:31 AM
We could trade for a week Chirp?  I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.

Deal.  :roll:


Just seeing this LOL and wish I could.  Of course if I just brought her over, that would be 4 girls and me. . . . .

We had to be someplace early this morning, but I still had her succumb to my charms first.  Her mom is here now, so I’m not only getting nothing, I was told I have to wear shorts and a shirt even though we will close the door?  I’ve been sleeping naked for 35 years.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 21, 2018, 02:31:48 AM
We could trade for a week Chirp?  I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.

Deal.  :roll:


Just seeing this LOL and wish I could.  Of course if I just brought her over, that would be 4 girls and me. . . . .

We had to be someplace early this morning, but I still had her succumb to my charms first.  Her mom is here now, so I’m not only getting nothing, I was told I have to wear shorts and a shirt even though we will close the door?  I’ve been sleeping naked for 35 years.


 ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on October 21, 2018, 04:04:47 AM
Can you please stahp with the 5 way lesbian swinger fantasy with pictures?  It really makes me want to write a story I know damned well I can't fucking handle.

 :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 21, 2018, 04:45:46 AM
Nope.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on October 21, 2018, 04:47:16 AM
Nope.  :roll:

Okay.  (Joking.  Mostly, I rather like blueballs.  Actually.)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on November 01, 2018, 01:49:58 PM
Darn right I did.  It was a very Happy Halloween


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on November 01, 2018, 01:53:17 PM
Darn right I did.  It was a very Happy Halloween
.
Nice Halloween.  You got a TREAT...must have been the sexy witch avatar that did the TRICK! ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 01, 2018, 02:35:13 PM
Hours of humping.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on November 01, 2018, 02:59:46 PM
This morning less than 3 hours ago.  She went back to sleep after making me a sandwich.  I went to work.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Virgilcane on November 01, 2018, 07:46:35 PM
Woke up to a great blow job.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on November 04, 2018, 04:02:56 PM
Got the gf a little tipsy last night.  She blew me which she’s not overly fond of doing and then rode me like she was in the lead at the Kentucky Derby.

I need to get her drunk more often.  Although that riding crop stings.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on November 04, 2018, 04:13:49 PM
I had to fix a client's power.  Fortunately, my van is full of Electronics/Electricians stuff, but she had intermittent power failures on half of her house.  It turns out, that the lines in were split, 2 hot wires at 110V(rms) and a ground, but a tree over the fence was overgrown, and caught the triple twist in a crotch, so that one of the insulated wires as pulled Open.  The 2 second cycle was that half of the house, trying to arc across the gap, and heating up the conductor (By resistance) so that they expanded long enough to carry heat, until they cooled, and shrank again.  And again...

So, I had to drive back there, cut down the branches.  (The top limb of the crotch so that the limb supported it.) Strap on my lineman's boots, and stand on my ladder rack (The Fiberglass ladder insulating me from the Aluminum body) to pull in the slack, splice, and re-insulate it, with 110 volts running through it.  The power company should be bye some time this afternoon (Yeah, right.  The fall weather brought cold fronst, and macrocells, so all the crews are busy.)

Then, I got fucked on my bed, as a tip. 


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on November 04, 2018, 04:32:33 PM

So, I had to drive back there, cut down the branches.  (The top limb of the crotch so that the limb supported it.) Strap on my lineman's boots, and stand on my ladder rack (The Fiberglass ladder insulating me from the Aluminum body) to pull in the slack, splice, and re-insulate it, with 110 volts running through it.  The power company should be bye some time this afternoon (Yeah, right.  The fall weather brought cold fronst, and macrocells, so all the crews are busy.)


Foreplay...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 07, 2018, 01:56:40 PM
CJ fed on fellow hot blonde and Asian.  :emot_dancing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on November 07, 2018, 02:26:53 PM
Foreplay...

Yeah, there's this big brush pile, it's taking a while to chop down with nothing but a Ryobi cordless sawzall.  The battery lasts about 5 minutes breaking down 3" Privet.  So, there's plenty of breaks while the batteries recharge, and I'm getting a Lot of action (for me) over the past few days...

Her husband's not really the electrician/powertools type.  More of a white collar investments type.  He doesn't know, of course.  So, I guess my confession for today is I've been banging a rich housewife, for days, and also doing a bit of yardwork in between.

It's a living.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on November 07, 2018, 03:06:13 PM
Election returns watching and Beto losing in Texas... cock blocker.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on November 07, 2018, 07:38:01 PM
Beto losing in Texas... cock blocker.

I'm less upset by Beto losing than Ted Cruz winning.  I voted for Beto, personally, and I actually had some hope for him.

(Waving from the 19th District.)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on November 07, 2018, 11:24:34 PM
Last I looked, Cruz was getting his ass handed to him on a platter.  Granted, less than 30% reported at that time.   I was hopeful for you Texas.

*edit* oops, didn't mean to talk politics here.   My bad.

Back on topic....

So who got laid last night?

Not me



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on November 07, 2018, 11:28:24 PM
Last I looked, Cruz was getting his ass handed to him on a platter.  Granted, less than 30% reported at that time.   I was hopeful for you Texas.

It's still close enough for Beto to pull it off, but barely.  Let's hope theres a pile of "Oops, we forgot to count these" ballots.  Because if there are (Absentee votes, and mailins) then they're almost certainly the ones stacked against the incumbent.  This isn't the right topic, but there's all kinds of Republican favoritism in the voting, and counting here.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 08, 2018, 12:20:18 AM
Holy fuck how many times does CJ have to tell people to fuck off with the politics.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on November 08, 2018, 02:10:25 AM
Holy fuck how many times does CJ have to tell people to fuck off with the politics.  :roll:

 :emot_laughing:

Right after I told an Admin "This isn't the topic?"

You don't.  You never did.  Get over yourself.

As if you never talk sex in Politics, and never talk politics in sex.

 :roll:

Did you get laid last night?  Because I sure did.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 14, 2018, 03:08:34 PM
CJ had too much Japanese last night.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on November 14, 2018, 03:17:43 PM
Nope.  Honestly, I need to give my balls a break.  It was fun while it lasted, but also exhausting.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on November 15, 2018, 01:54:10 PM
The sorceress awoke in the middle of the night and thought of the conversation from yesterday (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=14135.msg525162#msg525162).  There was soon magic happenings in our bedroom.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Remington555 on November 15, 2018, 02:44:51 PM
Holy fuck how many times does CJ have to tell people to fuck off with the politics.  :roll:

Don't be so shy CJ. Why don't you tell us how you really feel?  :emot_laughing:

Remmy



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 15, 2018, 03:16:49 PM
Holy fuck how many times does CJ have to tell people to fuck off with the politics.  :roll:

Don't be so shy CJ. Why don't you tell us how you really feel?  :emot_laughing:

Remmy



It would involve much more cussing.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on November 20, 2018, 06:00:02 PM
Been some moodiness lately and tears for reasons she says has nothing to do with me, and during the night she was achy and having hot flashes.  I changed the heat from 65 to 55 and opened a window, and she still was too warm.  While, I was snug under the covers.

We’re attributing this to menopause, and the the achy feeling last few days definitely has her not in the mood, which makes Jed a little gloomy too.  I got some pity this morning when she took hold of me and began talking to it saying she was sorry.  A few strokes during that conversation with my body part had me a bit . . .um . . . . aroused, so I reached for and then squirted a little lube to make her movements a bit more . . . . um . . . slick.  I have no clue how long it’s been since a girl did what I usually do on my own, but it worked really well.

On another note, I was pretty sure she’s right handed, but now I’m wondering if she ambidextrous?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on November 27, 2018, 02:47:57 PM

(https://zalarieunique.ru/images/clipart-mouth-zippered-11.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 27, 2018, 03:23:31 PM
Wifey and I brought wifey #2 and her wheelchair upstairs.  8)

CJ took care of both of them.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on December 10, 2018, 04:17:11 AM
I love it when the missus cums and milks my cock until I cum. Last night was mutually enjoyable.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Remington555 on December 10, 2018, 02:16:19 PM

(https://zalarieunique.ru/images/clipart-mouth-zippered-11.jpg)

We all know what that means MJ.  ;) ;)

Remmy  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 10, 2018, 03:14:07 PM
 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on December 17, 2018, 06:12:27 AM
Yep.

I made purchases at Victoria Secret this past Monday, half of which she was given on Wednesday (the rest she gets on Christmas Eve).  She kept saying ‘it’s for the honeymoon’ every time I brought up her wearing what I gave her so far,  Fuck!  I gotta wait til May 2019 for you to come to bed in this (and the rest)?

Last night with a silly Harold and Kumar Christmas movie on, she starts responding and kissing me back, then says she needs to use the bathroom.  Hey I get it, very soon something’s going to be pressing on your bladder, so best do that now.  I wasn’t expecting it, but she came back with the black nighty on and a black thong.

Later she was holding up the thong and asking about why the tag was in front (seems even nighties and thongs get removed at some point regardless of not really being in the way).  I told her we’ll cut the tag out.  She replied she never does that, and again asked why it was in front and not the back like all her other panties.  Really?  I pointed to the thin strips that made up the waist band and back of the thong asking where did she think the tag would fit?  Besides that, the front that just barely covered her vagina wasn’t that much bigger than the tag!  She doesn’t wear granny panties, but still everything she’s ever had is apparently pretty conventional.

She’s home now, and I just cut the tags out out the thong and 2nd pair of panties I bought, the 2nd she hasn’t worn yet.  The tags needed to go, but she’s not used to that.  Me, I got a little experience teasing strippers in my lap for big tags sticking out of their naughty wear, that they forgot to cut out.  The next time I saw the strippers in that same frilly thing, the tag would be gone.  For ‘mi chica cochina’, I can do that for her.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 17, 2018, 04:53:09 PM
CJ did some wheelchair humpin' half an hour ago.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on December 17, 2018, 07:10:02 PM
CJ did some wheelchair humpin' half an hour ago.  ;D


I hope wifey #2 was in the chair. . . . . .


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 17, 2018, 09:35:21 PM
CJ did some wheelchair humpin' half an hour ago.  ;D


I hope wifey #2 was in the chair. . . . . .

 ;D

Lucky for her she was.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 18, 2018, 04:40:25 PM
That's the hardest part about eating your vegetables.  Transferring them from the wheelchair to the bed...

Oh yeah, and I got a nice gay 3 way earlier this morning.  After midnight, but I guess technically "Last Night."  Unless somebody wants to point out the inconsistency to prove how pedantically petty she can be, again.

 :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on December 18, 2018, 05:18:51 PM
That's the hardest part about eating your vegetables.  Transferring them from the wheelchair to the bed...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9KVHbPCs9LJHoepG/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 18, 2018, 05:20:25 PM
What?  She can't say "No" if she's in a coma!

I need to go back to writing in other sexions anyway.  So, this is a good one for Non-Con (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64566.0)...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on December 18, 2018, 06:36:16 PM
Good one Jules.  Some people need a wake up call. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on December 18, 2018, 07:04:19 PM
Good one Jules.  Some people need a wake up call. ;D

My response above should be taken in a joking manner, which I believe PSI did.
I'm just not a fan of jokes about those with disabilities.  Now Polish jokes, bring them on.
 FYI - I'm 1/8 Polish.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on December 18, 2018, 07:09:10 PM
Yes, those Polish jokes.  I knew a guy of Polish descent.  Everytime I say him and it was often, he always had several new Polish jokes.  Way before the days of P.C.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 18, 2018, 07:27:27 PM
Being Polish isn't a disability?

Yes, I was joking throughout.  Granted it was in poor taste, but a shot, and a brew should wash that right out.  Next time, douche her first.

You know the best part about fucking twenty eight year olds?  There's 20 of them.  Politically correct doesn't go over real well here.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on December 18, 2018, 08:10:38 PM
Well, my late wife was 100% Polish and disabled, and she didn’t understand the concept of Polish jokes at all.

The point being. . . . .well, I may not have a point?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on December 18, 2018, 08:49:38 PM
Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?

He had to use a bent clothes hanger to get his family out.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 18, 2018, 09:04:50 PM
Well, my late wife was 100% Polish and disabled, and she didn’t understand the concept of Polish jokes at all.

 :emot_laughing:

Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?

He had to use a bent clothes hanger to get his family out.

No, but I saw a Polak stuck up a tree, he had to go get a ladder to climb down...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: staci on December 18, 2018, 09:21:52 PM
booo


Sounds like aggie jokes to me.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on December 18, 2018, 09:34:16 PM
In Canada, it’s Newfie jokes (Newfoundland).  In Ireland, it’s jokes about Kerrymen.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 18, 2018, 09:50:59 PM
Sounds like aggie jokes to me.

Me too.  When I moved to Austin in the 80s, I basically told Polak jokes, and changed the keyword to "Aggie."


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on December 18, 2018, 11:58:19 PM
What do you call a pimple on a Pollock’s ass?

Brain tumor.


Btw, I spell it that way because there used to be (and might still be) a few restaurants called Pollock Johnnies where I’d get a large Polish sausage on a bun at 2AM when the bar closed.  The one I went to was in the red light district of Baltimore.  I’d eat it while watching the hookers walk by.  There also were and still are strip bars along there, but back then I was in grad school and way too broke to patronize either the hookers or strip bars.  In fact, only reason I could get drunk was I worked the door of the bar carding people while the head bouncer brought me beers as my pay.  Funny thing about the Baltimore red light district.  It’s conveniently located across the street from the Police headquarters.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 19, 2018, 01:31:37 AM
Polak/Pollock...  Yeah, well it's making fun of their names, like Sobchak. 

(http://media.giphy.com/media/11EtQQSEepWgA8/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on December 19, 2018, 02:57:37 AM
What is the difference between an Englishman and a Scotsman at the North Pole?

One is kilt by the cold, the other is cold in a kilt.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 19, 2018, 05:58:39 PM
CJ doesn't mean to brag.  8)

Yes I do.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 19, 2018, 06:44:04 PM
CJ doesn't mean to brag.  8)

Yes I do.  ;D

After you claimed to get more play than all of us combined?  I thought that went without saying, or it should have.

OTOH, this is the Kiss, and Tell, thread.  So, at least you're On Topic!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on December 19, 2018, 07:01:18 PM
Anyone get screwed last night?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 19, 2018, 07:02:53 PM
Not me!  A couple nights ago, and it was 2 guys.  So, does that count?  I got to nail both of them, too!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on December 19, 2018, 07:13:44 PM
CJ doesn't mean to brag.  8)

Yes I do.  ;D


it’s not going to count anymore unless a cock is involved.   :emot__rofl2L:

OK OK, it still counts, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need cock.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 19, 2018, 07:26:23 PM
CJ doesn't mean to brag.  8)

Yes I do.  ;D


it’s not going to count anymore unless a cock is involved.   :emot__rofl2L:

OK OK, it still counts, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need cock.

CJ does.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 19, 2018, 08:04:18 PM
Well, maybe it'll shut her up for about 3 minutes...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 19, 2018, 10:39:43 PM
No one would last that long in my mouth.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on December 19, 2018, 10:52:40 PM
No one would last that long in my mouth.  8)


I’d do math in my head while thinking about cleaning toilets just to distract me and make it last an hour or so.  I might develop some mercy once you start whimpering around it.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 20, 2018, 12:01:15 AM
 ;D

CJ doesn't whimper. I was taught not to.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Sensualtravler on December 20, 2018, 10:16:03 AM
No one would last that long in my mouth.  8)

No teeth?? Gumming doesn't count.  :emot_tongue:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Remington555 on December 20, 2018, 01:23:11 PM
;D

CJ doesn't whimper. I was taught not to.  :roll:

Hearing a girl whimper is 38.34% of the fun.  :emot_laughing:

Remmy



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 20, 2018, 02:03:47 PM
;D

CJ doesn't whimper. I was taught not to.  :roll:

Hearing a girl whimper is 38.34% of the fun.  :emot_laughing:

Remmy



Like men care what sounds are made while they get blown.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 20, 2018, 02:04:39 PM
No one would last that long in my mouth.  8)

No teeth?? Gumming doesn't count.  :emot_tongue:

Picky picky.  :roll:

 :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 20, 2018, 02:11:59 PM
Like men care what sounds are made while they get blown.  ;D

 :roll:

#NotAllMen

You'd think a guy like Jed would know what he wants.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on December 20, 2018, 04:12:09 PM
My late wife used to whimper at some point while I was face-fucking her.  That served a dual purpose; it let me know she was at the point of not being able to take any more so I should hurry up and cum already, and the whimpering was a turn on that actually helped me hurry up and cum.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 20, 2018, 04:32:39 PM
My late wife used to whimper at some point while I was face-fucking her.  That served a dual purpose; it let me know she was at the point of not being able to take any more so I should hurry up and cum already, and the whimpering was a turn on that actually helped me hurry up and cum.

Yeah, but CJ was always told to shut up and suck it. So I did.  :roll:

And there is power in not allowing him to cum.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 20, 2018, 04:35:04 PM
 :roll:  Back on topic...

This morning, but I supposed CJ is too busy bragging, and flirting to enforce the letter for the law "...Last Night."

So anyway, I'm off the street, and have a regular client to concentrate on.  Live in therapist, where I can keep an eye on him, and manipulate him (Willingly) with seductive fantasies.  

Too keep his hands off the Girl Next Door (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64315.0), only the first part is tru-ish, with names changed, and extrapolating her developing into a badax as she grows up, without any therapy for his passive aggressive sexual grooming until he sought professional help with controlling his urges...

Also, some yard work, raking leaves and cutting up brush from the Privet the shitty had to cut down, because it had overgrown, and pulled an intermittent open/short in one of the lines in from the power poles.

And there is power in not allowing him to cum.  8)

Yes, but that's not the Power that makes it impossible for him to last 3 minutes in your mouth.  That's Orgasm Denial, of course, you wouldn't know anything about Denial, would you?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 20, 2018, 04:37:41 PM
No I didn't get laid last night. Or today. So far. 8)

Wifey #2 looks super sexy today. And she's out of the wheelchair. Which makes things a little easier.  ;D

Scuse me, I'm gonna go sexually harass her.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on December 28, 2018, 09:16:34 PM
Scuse me, I'm gonna go sexually harass her...

Hope everything came out all right.  I'm sure you fingered something out.

I posted before I realized I was in the Confessions thread, instead of "So, who got laid last night?"

"I did!  I did!"  Yesterday afternoon when he got in, then we went to bed, and then again this morning before work... 

Not gonna need that "What did you look at the last time you jerked off?" thread for a few days...

 :blush: :smug satisfaction:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 01, 2019, 02:51:00 PM
Rang in the new year with both wifeys.  8)

Lots of fireworks.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 21, 2019, 05:16:36 PM
Feeling cheated, since she had eight orgasms, and I only had one.  But it was a mind bender.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on January 21, 2019, 05:24:40 PM
This morning, as usual...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 23, 2019, 05:55:10 PM
 :emot_updwn:
Nearly three week drought ended this morning!!!!
Happy camper here ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on January 23, 2019, 06:00:55 PM
The usual morning wood, and how we deal with it.  Nothing last night, but a couple-few days ago without comment.

It's an open relationship.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 01, 2019, 02:25:42 PM
I had to stay warm somehow last night.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 01, 2019, 04:23:21 PM
I had to stay warm somehow last night.

Likewise.   :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 01, 2019, 04:36:03 PM
I had to stay warm somehow last night.

CJ kept very warm with two other bodies.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Katiebee on February 01, 2019, 04:46:17 PM
I had to stay warm somehow last night.
I take it you managed to stoke the fires sufficiently?
 :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 10, 2019, 04:24:53 PM

Oh, did I ever.  And to think I declined his first couple of advances to my side of the bed.



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 11, 2019, 03:37:51 PM
I lost count of the number of times I was declined this weekend.  But then last night she was whining about us being out of wine, so I gave her some of my bourbon mixed with passion fruit juice.  Turns out, that’s an aptly named fruit (even if the juice was mostly grape and apple).  Since her job was 2 hour delay, we went again this morning.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 11, 2019, 07:20:58 PM
 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 11, 2019, 07:38:06 PM
8)


Were you the meat in the lesbian sandwich again?   ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 11, 2019, 07:39:30 PM
The "L" word not applying to the situation. But yes.  :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 11, 2019, 07:47:06 PM
The "L" word not applying to the situation. But yes.  :emot_laughing:


Spit-roasted were you?


I was sitting in the tub this morning, and she squatted on the toilet, gave me a dirty look and said, ‘You hurt me again.’
I replied as I always do with, ‘Then we need to do that a lot more often, so you get used to me.’


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 14, 2019, 04:20:11 PM
I lost count of the number of times I was declined this weekend.  But then last night she was whining about us being out of wine, so I gave her some of my bourbon mixed with passion fruit juice.  Turns out, that’s an aptly named fruit (even if the juice was mostly grape and apple).  Since her job was 2 hour delay, we went again this morning.


More passion fruit juice, mixed with rum this time.  Combine that with her wearing some things I bought at Victoria Secret made for a very nice evening (and 3:30AM).


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 14, 2019, 04:22:06 PM
It’s been a very nice week.  Sexy love.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 14, 2019, 04:41:00 PM
It’s been a very nice week.  Sexy love.


And it’s only Thursday so far.  While I take her home tonight for work tomorrow, I pick her back up after work.

Since the red Victoria Secret might now be a little soiled, I’ll lay out the black for her to wear Friday.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 14, 2019, 05:00:16 PM
Yeah, I did.  We had a friend over, and I had to stop before midnight, but before that.

 :emot_blush:

A nice little threesome, with a really petite college girl, and my room-mate.  She just left, after taking care of my usual morning duties, and a nice brunch.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 14, 2019, 07:16:03 PM
Not yet. But there's gonna be a wheelchair in our bedroom tonight.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 14, 2019, 08:56:22 PM
Don't forget to eat your vaggies!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 14, 2019, 11:46:29 PM
 :emot_lickie:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 15, 2019, 12:20:32 AM
She's a vagitarian.  Okay, not a strict vagitarian, I hear that she also eats meat, and also cream.

 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 15, 2019, 02:07:20 PM
CJ woke up wrapped up in gorgeous Japanese and blonde.  8)

And my jaw hurts.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 17, 2019, 04:27:59 PM
Watcher finally gets to post in this thread. Finally.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 17, 2019, 05:09:39 PM
Watcher finally gets to post in this thread. Finally.  ;D

Congratulations!  Welcome to the club.

What do we call it?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 17, 2019, 05:19:39 PM
About an hour ago  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 17, 2019, 05:31:27 PM
About an hour ago  ;D

And she rolled over and went to sleep on you?
If not, then why are you on the computer instead of laying there telling her how much you love her while still cuddling under the covers? 

Just kidding.

If it's the middle of the night, either I fall right back to sleep or I'm wide awake.  If wide awake I'll get up and read in my chair in the room.  He always fall back to sleep.  It's like a sleeping pill for him.  Zonk!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 18, 2019, 02:47:15 PM
About an hour ago  ;D

And she rolled over and went to sleep on you?
If not, then why are you on the computer instead of laying there telling her how much you love her while still cuddling under the covers? 

Just kidding.

If it's the middle of the night, either I fall right back to sleep or I'm wide awake.  If wide awake I'll get up and read in my chair in the room.  He always fall back to sleep.  It's like a sleeping pill for him.  Zonk!


Well, it was morning, late morning on a Sunday.  So, nobody went back to sleep.

Too much information I’m sure, but I think I wrote that bragging post while I was sitting on the john using my phone.

That was followed by me taking a hot bath, in which part way through my bath, she joined me.  She says I have the water too hot every time we do that, so knowing she was going to join me, I added some cold water just before she came in.  Then, I made sure all her naughty bits were thoroughly clean.

We also found out chili can be eaten for breakfast if you bake it in the oven with cheese and float an egg on top.  Bake until the white of the egg is cooked.

Later that afternoon we did some shopping at Victoria Secret.  There was a sale on panties of 10 for $35, and a small argument ensued where I insisted I should be able to pick at least 5 out of the 10.  I think I eventually got to select 3, but she wore one of those last night.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 18, 2019, 03:43:26 PM
CJ got nailed.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 18, 2019, 03:54:36 PM

If it's the middle of the night, either I fall right back to sleep or I'm wide awake.  If wide awake I'll get up and read in my chair in the room.  He always fall back to sleep.  It's like a sleeping pill for him.  Zonk!

Watcher slips into the room, gently removes the book from MJ's hands, carries her out to the living room closing the bedroom door, gently puts her down on the couch and begins kissing her all over.....


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 18, 2019, 03:56:25 PM
CJ got nailed.  ;D


That almost implies a cock was involved in the ‘nailing’?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 18, 2019, 04:49:38 PM
Not really.  I mostly hear butch lesbians use the term "Nailed" nowadays, instead of fucking, or screwing.  Not exclusively, but that could mean dildos, vibrators, fingers, fisting, or just about any penetrative sex, without a real dick in the vicinity.  Another term in that community is "Dagger" for a butch top that prefers nailing femmy bottoms.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 18, 2019, 05:30:37 PM
Not really.  I mostly hear butch lesbians use the term "Nailed" nowadays, instead of fucking, or screwing.  Not exclusively, but that could mean dildos, vibrators, fingers, fisting, or just about any penetrative sex, without a real dick in the vicinity.  Another term in that community is "Dagger" for a butch top that prefers nailing femmy bottoms.

Thank you again for over explaining everything.  I don’t know what we would do without your lengthy pontifications.

(https://media.tenor.com/images/f90723f9effe8277bc0645cd011a5cc0/tenor.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 18, 2019, 05:36:56 PM
Thank you again for over explaining everything.  I don’t know what we would do with your lengthy pontifications.

Have you tried sarcasm?  Yeah, that'll work.  I'm so glad you care enough to tell us all how little you care.

The trendiest baby name in U.S. history is not what you think

No, it's not Emma, Kylo, Atticus or Olivia. This baby name from 1947 rules them all.

Jan. 5, 2018, 12:29 PM ET / Source: TODAY
By Scott Stump

Atticus and Olivia are having their moment as the top baby names of 2017, with Bear and Zendaya hot on their heels.

Those names will be competing with the likes of Eleanor, Margaret, Jasper and Wyatt for supremacy in 2018.

However, there is one name that reigns supreme when it comes to being the trendiest baby name of all time.

Take a bow, all you Lindas out there.

When biotechnologist David Taylor analyzed names using the Social Security database, he found that Linda enjoyed the longest peak of popularity of any "trendy" name in the country since 1880, followed by Brittany, Debra and Shirley.

He devised a metric that takes into account a name's overall popularity and how steeply it rose and fell. A timeless name like Mary couldn't be considered trendy because it's been popular for so long, while a spike of the name Dineen was just a brief 1960s phenomenon.

Taylor found the peak of Linda as a trendy name lasted from 1938-1969, including an explosion of Lindas in 1947 when 5.48 percent of all girls born in the U.S. were given that name.

That spike came after performer Jack Lawrence had a hit in 1946 with the song "Linda," which was written about 1-year-old Linda Eastman, the daughter of his attorney. She went on to become Linda McCartney, the first wife of Beatles icon Paul McCartney.

Considering that Emma, the top girls name in the Social Security database for 2016, belonged to 1.01 percent of births, it's likely that we'll never see a one-year spike like Linda's again unless Justin Bieber writes a hit song called "Emma."

Some of our most famous Lindas, like "Terminator" actress Linda Hamilton (born in 1956), supermodel Linda Evangelista (1965) and "Exorcist" actress Linda Blair (1959) were born during that peak Linda period.

Only 0.023 percent of female births in 2016, 434 in all, resulted in the name Linda, so it's lost some steam since its heyday.

In Taylor's analysis, Dewey was the only boys name to crack the top 10, and that came at the end of the 19th Century from George Dewey, a hero of the Spanish-American War.

So Linda, have no fear. It's going to take a lot of like-minded parents (and "Star Wars" movies) for the likes of Kylo and other names to ever be the trendiest.

Not that you'd ever lower yourself to "Lengthy Pontifications..."  This is a story site, and I'm a writer.  That's what I do, and the quoted text was relatively brief in comparison.

I'm so sorry for talking about Sex, in Sex Talk.  [/Sarcasm]


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 18, 2019, 06:05:53 PM
I’m not Chirping Girl, so take your social dysfunction elsewhere.  You get one more reply. So you can feel like you had the last word.  Like you always do.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 18, 2019, 06:09:34 PM
CJ got nailed.  ;D


That almost implies a cock was involved in the ‘nailing’?

From a certain point of view.  ;D


I’m not Chirping Girl, so take your social dysfunction elsewhere.  You get one more reply. So you can feel like you had the last word.  Like you always do.

 :-*


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 18, 2019, 06:43:49 PM
I’m not Chirping Girl, so take your social dysfunction elsewhere.

Talking about sex in sex talk is social.  Not social disfunction.

Quote
You get one more reply. So you can feel like you had the last word.  Like you always do.

This is a continuing discussion, that's been going on for years.  If you don't have anything to add but ad hominem arguments, and image macros, it will continue without you.  So, nobody has the last word.  I'm sure I'll get laid again tomorrow morning, and ChirpingGirl will get laid again tonight.  Jed might or might not, depending on how the argument about bird/seed turns out.  Just like it has been going for the past several months, without you...

Back on topic:  I got laid again this morning, just like I almost always do.  (I took a break for Valentines day.)  Since nothing really changed since I moved in, I didn't feel the need to keep you posted.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 24, 2019, 02:20:17 PM
Edited due to TMI being shared, and me not having a cup of coffee prior to posting what I did.

Summary: There was whipped cream involved.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on February 24, 2019, 02:24:01 PM
Fun time in Michigan. 

Now I'm hungry! :facepalm: :


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 24, 2019, 02:29:40 PM
I need to change my name to Mark!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Remington555 on February 24, 2019, 02:31:31 PM

Sounds like we may have a budding Dominatrix in our midst. A little light bondage can be very interesting.

I do hope you'll keep us apprised, mon cherie... I mean Mistress.  :-*

Remmy



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on February 24, 2019, 03:07:43 PM
One of the last times we played as Mistress/slave, wife had me tied spreadeagled on the bed. I was gagged and blindfolded, naked of course. It wasn't whipped cream she used tho'...she'd come in every now and then with her flogger...and her aim was very good.  Not very many person's "cup of tea", but it's still a fond memory of our fun times.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 24, 2019, 05:37:28 PM
Not very many person's "cup of tea", but it's still a fond memory of our fun times.

Well, I for one love Femdom.  Honestly, it's the only way I can play "The man" and enjoy it, but I don't really care for flogging.  Of course, if she's into it, I can take it, but to each their own. 

I love pegging, "forced" feminization, CBT, and being humiliated for my masculinity, though.  To each their own, but what I love about sex is all the possible combinations you can try to find out what you do like, love, not really care for, and can't stand. 


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MissBarbara on February 24, 2019, 08:31:40 PM

What I love about sex is all the possible combinations you can try to find out what you do like, love, not really care for, and can't stand. 


I can't find that KB Quote of the Day thread, but this is a perfect statement!






Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 24, 2019, 08:42:25 PM
I can't find that KB Quote of the Day thread, but this is a perfect statement!

Thanks!  Why I write about so many different things.  It might actually be easier if I had 1 recurring fantasy for the rest of my life, but where's the fun in that?

Oh yeah.  I'm probably going to Netflix and chill tonight, so I'll keep y'all posted...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on February 24, 2019, 10:36:38 PM
All I’m going to say is — She started it  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 25, 2019, 03:19:37 AM
The wheelchair is upstairs and a gorgeous blonde is in my bed watching the stupid fucking Oscars and waiting patiently for me and wifey.  ;D

CJ's gettin' plenty laid tonight.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on February 25, 2019, 01:57:59 PM
I did. 

This morning, too!

 :emot_blush: :emot_blush: :emot_blush:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 25, 2019, 04:22:37 PM
CJ got both her girls, and got 'em real good.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 28, 2019, 02:37:16 PM

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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 28, 2019, 03:52:51 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3owytR6Tq9kkze3IEU/giphy.gif)

Sure, rub it in.  ;D     Hope it was more then once... 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 28, 2019, 03:57:24 PM
Yeah, my Peruvian has been sick and definitely not in the mood.  She knows tomorrow is must though.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 28, 2019, 04:01:11 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3owytR6Tq9kkze3IEU/giphy.gif)

  :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MissBarbara on February 28, 2019, 06:36:01 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3owytR6Tq9kkze3IEU/giphy.gif)


That is sooooo hot!






Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 28, 2019, 07:52:07 PM
My tongue got laid.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 28, 2019, 08:14:46 PM
My tongue got laid.  ;D

Good tongue or lucky tongue.  ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 28, 2019, 08:32:05 PM
Both.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Remington555 on March 01, 2019, 12:50:55 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3owytR6Tq9kkze3IEU/giphy.gif)

We all know what that means, Miss Twinkle-In-Your-Eye.  ;D

Remmy



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on March 01, 2019, 06:22:05 PM
Well, they say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.  I have to admit, I made that chili pretty hot.

 :emot_blush:

And as usual, again this morning.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 01, 2019, 06:50:11 PM
CJ did laundry last night and got FUCKED!  ;D

The person who did it to me was neither wifey nor wifey #2. And it was fantastic and I don't care.

 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on March 13, 2019, 01:42:12 PM



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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on April 05, 2019, 01:52:59 PM

Even as tired as I was (4 hours sleep Wed night), we couldn't pass up the opportunity with an empty house.  So, yeah, for the first time in about 10 days we finally found some alone time.  Yay us!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: vinney on April 05, 2019, 05:32:35 PM
Guess what...?

Keep guessing………..


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MissBarbara on April 05, 2019, 05:49:57 PM

Even as tired as I was (4 hours sleep Wed night), we couldn't pass up the opportunity with an empty house.  So, yeah, for the first time in about 10 days we finally found some alone time.  Yay us!


And "yay us" for being given us the chance to imagine and fantasize about it...






Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Johnny on April 05, 2019, 06:06:33 PM

Even as tired as I was (4 hours sleep Wed night), we couldn't pass up the opportunity with an empty house.  So, yeah, for the first time in about 10 days we finally found some alone time.  Yay us!


And "yay us" for being given us the chance to imagine and fantasize about it...



What? You didn't see the live stream?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on April 10, 2019, 02:27:00 PM
Yesterday was her birthday, so I took her to an upscale waterfront seafood restaurant.  By ‘upscale seafood’, I mean ~90% of the seafood is actually not breaded and deep fried.  She had paddlefish caviar with blinis for the first time and loved it.

She got a bit tipsy and after dinner and kept saying she wanted to go dancing.  It was after 9 and we were nearly an hour from home.  Given that we needed to get up today at 4:30AM to get her home in time for her work, I persuaded her to just go home promising I would dance with her there.

She changed into something I bought from Victoria Secret.  It wasn’t the most revealing of what I bought her, but still much better than the usual wearing of one of my t-shirts and my old gym shorts.  We danced in the kitchen to Latin music for a while before I took her to bed, where the dancing continued, just horizontally.  And despite being quite full from the restaurant, I may also have snacked a bit more.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on April 10, 2019, 03:35:16 PM
Been weeks. Wifey couldn't take it anymore.

Hot Asian girls are uncontrollable when severely horny.  8)

"Worth it, white girl."

 ;D

That "ascended to a new level of existence" look on her gorgeous face when I made her cum was worth the wait.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: IdleBoast on April 23, 2019, 12:30:25 AM
Me!



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: vinney on April 23, 2019, 12:38:36 AM
Lucky devil...!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on April 23, 2019, 04:18:31 AM
Me!





Yay you!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: staci on April 23, 2019, 04:30:28 PM
Arya Stark


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: IdleBoast on April 23, 2019, 06:18:36 PM

Twice!

It's a bigger deal than it sounds - anti-depression meds had robbed her of any urges since well before Christmas. Tinkering on the dose by the doctor, adding iron tablets to address an energy-sapping anaemia and suddenly I'm checking for friction burns and wondering about my own stamina!

This is a full-on shit-eating grin -> ;D



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on April 23, 2019, 09:39:12 PM
Congratulations!  If you smoke after sex, try more lube.  If absence makes the heart grow fonder, what does abstinence do?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on April 24, 2019, 02:28:35 AM
Not me, but I heard my sisters wifey cumming in my sisters mouth a couple hours ago.  :facepalm:

 ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Remington555 on April 24, 2019, 10:36:13 AM
Arya Stark

Who dat?

Remmy


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: vinney on April 24, 2019, 11:49:44 AM
Could it be Arya Stark US...? :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on April 24, 2019, 02:59:58 PM
You guys are out of touch. I've never seen one second of game of thrones and even I knew a character got laid. Because it was on Twitter.  :roll:

Maisie Williams had a sex scene.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on April 24, 2019, 03:07:56 PM
Arya Stark


I didn’t see until last night, so this was a spoiler for me.

I did however guess correctly who the little chica bedded.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on April 25, 2019, 03:33:43 AM
Wifey and I bringin' the wheelchair and wifey #2 upstairs tonight.  8)

So yes, I got laid tonight.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Remington555 on April 25, 2019, 12:10:10 PM
You guys are out of touch. I've never seen one second of game of thrones and even I knew a character got laid. Because it was on Twitter.  :roll:

Maisie Williams had a sex scene.

I've never seen game of thrones, but I've heard of it.

What's twitter?  ;D

Remmy


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on April 29, 2019, 02:34:53 PM
Yep.  ;D.

And again this morning, although waking at 4:30AM and having to be out of bed by 4:45 meant things were a bit rushed.  I didn’t even have time to finish. . . . but she did.   ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on April 29, 2019, 04:12:18 PM
My mouth got laid.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on May 05, 2019, 08:10:13 PM
Well, it wasn't last night, but we were Away From It All for the weekend, and then we had to pack up last night to drive back. 

Yesterday afternoon, does that count?  It was wonderful.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on May 06, 2019, 03:01:24 AM
Bringin' the wheelchair upstairs tonight.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on May 06, 2019, 01:49:47 PM
She began smelling then biting my chest talking about my cologne and how good I smelled.  I offhandedly commented that I wear that same cologne every day.  But then it’s not every evening she drinks a whole bottle of wine by herself.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on May 20, 2019, 02:09:15 AM
Well, it was my wedding night.  Confession though, we were too exhausted (and maybe a little drunk) after the reception.  But we went at it around 5AM, and I told her it counted as the wedding night, because the sun wasn’t up yet.

Now we’re on our honeymoon.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: triadguy111 on May 20, 2019, 02:47:05 AM
I did and again this morning!!!!!!



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on May 29, 2019, 03:39:28 PM
I got both my girls.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on June 03, 2019, 05:56:01 PM

Not technically last night.   It was about 1pm in the afternoon (the first time)



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 03, 2019, 06:09:08 PM
 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on June 03, 2019, 06:21:30 PM
Pics or it never happened!

;)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on June 10, 2019, 03:09:35 PM
Well, I did buy her a car this weekend. . . . .

Works better than jewelry.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 10, 2019, 10:29:13 PM
CJ ain't getting laid for almost 2 more weeks.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on June 10, 2019, 10:35:31 PM
CJ ain't getting laid for almost 2 more weeks.  :roll:

I seriously doubt that.  If you want to get laid, you shouldn't have any trouble finding someone (In real life.  I.E. not here) to make it happen.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 10, 2019, 10:37:43 PM
CJ ain't getting laid for almost 2 more weeks.  :roll:

I seriously doubt that.  If you want to get laid, you shouldn't have any trouble finding someone (In real life.  I.E. not here) to make it happen.

Of course I could.

But that would be wrong.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on June 10, 2019, 10:45:03 PM
But that would be wrong.  :roll:

Like that ever stopped you before.   :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 10, 2019, 10:48:59 PM
I know.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on June 11, 2019, 01:36:26 PM

I did not.   But I'm going to tonight.   Unless he says "No, I have a headache."   Or one of his other lame excuses.



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on June 11, 2019, 01:41:41 PM
It was really nasty at our house last night Jules.  Sex toy got more than 45 minutes.  She said five.  One for me too.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 11, 2019, 03:16:16 PM
Kids bragging about your sex. Get jobs, you hippies.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on June 11, 2019, 03:59:45 PM
Ethel, git th' hose, the dadblamed lesbians is at it again.

Ethel?  Where'd ye go?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on June 11, 2019, 04:02:45 PM


Ethel?  Where'd ye go?


Based on my head this morning, in my tummy last night.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on June 11, 2019, 04:12:59 PM
Should have said Esther.

She's poly.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: DurangoDan on June 12, 2019, 03:59:25 AM

I did not.   But I'm going to tonight.   Unless he says "No, I have a headache."   Or one of his other lame excuses.



Oh boy.




Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 12, 2019, 04:52:57 AM
CJ needs to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid!  :emot_banghead:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on June 12, 2019, 04:58:45 AM

I did not.   But I'm going to tonight.   Unless he says "No, I have a headache."   Or one of his other lame excuses.



Oh boy.





Time to step up to the plate.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on June 12, 2019, 01:37:14 PM

I did not.   But I'm going to tonight.   Unless he says "No, I have a headache."   Or one of his other lame excuses.



(https://media0.giphy.com/media/l4EpblDY4msVtKAOk/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 12, 2019, 03:36:55 PM
 :roll:

CJ ain't gonna make it another week and a half.  :facepalm:

Wifey sent me pics of her in a red bikini about to go swimming with the kids. "Your grandma says I must taste as yummy as I look."  :emot_weird:

If she were here I'd rip that bikini to pieces.  :roll:


And she better not be fucking my grandma.  :roll: She's as gorgeous and ageless as my mom is.  :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on June 12, 2019, 04:13:57 PM
Wifey sent me pics of her in a red bikini about to go swimming with the kids.

Now that's just cruel!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 12, 2019, 05:14:14 PM
It's not cruel. It's pure evil.  :roll:

She looks so fuckin' yummy she makes me wanna cummy.  :emot_thdrool:


:emot_banghead:

I'm gonna fucking die!  :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on June 23, 2019, 03:33:04 PM


I told a friend that hubby might get lucky last night. 

Yeppers, he did.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on June 23, 2019, 04:33:29 PM
Chirp's orgasm was so loud, it woke me up.  ;D  And I was in a deep sleep after getting lucky last night...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 23, 2019, 06:43:54 PM
It wasn't me.

But it will be tonight.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on June 23, 2019, 08:02:47 PM
The night before.  Then we had to drive back, so I didn't really get a chance to report it.  It was nice.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MissBarbara on June 23, 2019, 08:06:41 PM

I told a friend that hubby might get lucky last night. 

Yeppers, he did.


And here's hoping that the other present when hubby got laid also "got lucky"!









Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 24, 2019, 04:37:19 AM
One hour to go!  ;D

Wheelchair is upstairs. Wifey's in the shower. Wifey #2 is watching Jurassic park.  :D

2 weeks without.  :emot_weird:

I. Wanna. Get. FUCKED!  :aol_anal: :aol_asstoass: :aol_cunnilingus: :aol_69: :aol_doubledildo: :aol_missionary: :aol_doggystyle:

:emot_updwn:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on June 24, 2019, 08:23:08 AM
23 June last year was when we decided she was my girlfriend, so it was recognized as an anniversary.

So yep.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on June 24, 2019, 09:37:56 AM

I told a friend that hubby might get lucky last night. 

Yeppers, he did.


And here's hoping that the other present when hubby got laid also "got lucky"!


Yes, the other in attendance did as well. ;)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on June 24, 2019, 01:06:54 PM
 8)

I feel much, much... Much better.

And so do they.  ;D

Color seems brighter. Air seems cleaner. And even peeing feels better.  :emot_laughing:

I highly recommend threesomes with a hot Japanese and hot blonde girls.  ;D


CJ a very happy dumb hot blonde right now.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on June 24, 2019, 01:37:12 PM

I told a friend that hubby might get lucky last night. 

Yeppers, he did.




And here's hoping that the other present when hubby got laid also "got lucky"!


Yes, the other in attendance did as well. ;)

Oh? Please elaborate.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on July 19, 2019, 08:14:17 AM
Still trying to catch my breath from round two.  We haven’t gone at it like that since the first day of the honeymoon.  It was our two month anniversary.  No wonder I keep track of so many different types of anniversaries.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on July 24, 2019, 03:09:32 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/82/1b/50821b6193947a56957a30ee07471c69.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on July 24, 2019, 03:24:55 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/82/1b/50821b6193947a56957a30ee07471c69.jpg)
Power must be back on...at least something is powered. :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on July 24, 2019, 03:42:36 PM
Or someone got Rogered.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on July 24, 2019, 03:51:24 PM

Power must be back on...at least something is powered. :emot_laughing:

Yep, power came on about 2:00 on Monday from what some neighbors told Dan.

38 hours without.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on July 24, 2019, 07:28:53 PM
My mouth got laid.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 07, 2019, 01:40:12 AM
Afternoon delight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu1UXCdyNo0


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 07, 2019, 01:50:17 AM
She couldn't escape me.  8)

Literally.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 07, 2019, 01:58:39 AM
She couldn't escape me.  8)

Literally.  ;D

Well, now I’ve got that visual stuck in my head.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 07, 2019, 02:05:48 AM
 ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on August 08, 2019, 02:19:43 AM
Should I wait until tomorrow to report my after work fun?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on August 08, 2019, 02:21:01 AM
Nah.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on August 08, 2019, 02:36:20 AM
Nah.


Okay then.  ME!



(https://media2.giphy.com/media/2dmiJqhmsmuSCa3mJB/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on August 08, 2019, 02:38:39 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3otPoS81loriI9sO8o/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 08, 2019, 03:36:13 AM
I’m gonna get laid tonight.  Not because I want to, but rather because MJ and I have a contest to see who can get more.  We have a YouTube channel.  7 million followers.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 08, 2019, 04:14:05 AM
I'm getting laid tonight too.

I have a captive attendee.  ;D

I'm getting laid more with wifey gone than when she's here.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: staci on August 08, 2019, 04:43:56 AM
Cj, you could stumble down the stairs and get laid by one or the other.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 08, 2019, 05:08:08 AM
It would be very dangerous to stumble down the stairs, which is why there's a no running up or down them rule.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on August 08, 2019, 01:52:39 PM
MJ and I have a contest to see who can get more.

#unTrue #noContest #firstImHearingOfThis


But if there was a contest, I would win.   Just sayin'





Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on August 16, 2019, 05:28:40 PM

Me.   Since we're going away with friends and won't be home until later Sunday.   We'll be sharing a bunk house at the cottage we're going to with two other couples.  Magic is not going to happen there.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on August 16, 2019, 05:40:12 PM
As I'm not even invited to this pissing contest?

No comment...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: staci on August 16, 2019, 05:55:53 PM
Yup. At work in fact.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 16, 2019, 06:13:47 PM
Sasha was возбуждена this morning so we had some FaceTime fun.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on August 16, 2019, 06:18:50 PM
Yup. At work in fact.

That needs to be posted in the confessions thread.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 16, 2019, 06:40:39 PM
CJ nailed wifey while Hungry eyes was playing.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on August 22, 2019, 03:37:52 PM

Not me.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2e0ead175e85bdb72db43ca58c571d42/tenor.gif?itemid=12249185)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on August 22, 2019, 03:59:02 PM

Not me.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2e0ead175e85bdb72db43ca58c571d42/tenor.gif?itemid=12249185)

Awwwwwww.  :-[

I did.  ;D

The wheelchair was upstairs.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on September 02, 2019, 01:21:53 PM
Thought I'd update the board on my sex life...

(https://i.imgur.com/epxx9Su.png)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 02, 2019, 03:08:37 PM
Thought I'd update the board on my sex life...

(https://i.imgur.com/epxx9Su.png)

 :'(


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on September 02, 2019, 03:20:53 PM
Thought I'd update the board on my sex life...

(https://i.imgur.com/epxx9Su.png)

Call the CDC. It must be contagious. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: staci on September 18, 2019, 07:10:59 PM
I didn't. Just wanted something else on the current board list.

I did sit at a bar last night and watch a couple of ladies hook up and leave with their guys. Someone was happy.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on September 18, 2019, 08:10:19 PM
I didn't. Just wanted something else on the current board list.

I did sit at a bar last night and watch a couple of ladies hook up and leave with their guys. Someone was happy.


And no one caught your eye?

As for myself, I get to ride that menopause rollercoaster of temporary (I hope) celibacy, aka she’s not in the mood, really really not in the mood.  Although it’s been days since I got yelled at for no particular reason.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on September 18, 2019, 08:13:35 PM
I did.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on September 18, 2019, 08:40:11 PM
No, but I could hear my sister making her wifey cum.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on September 20, 2019, 05:24:36 PM
I need to get her a little tipsy more often  ;D

And on a school night too!


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on September 26, 2019, 05:15:13 PM
 ;D
Friend back home after being gone all summer.
Getting caught up.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 01, 2019, 03:33:50 PM
I need to start putting the leveling jacks down on the travel trailer.  An hour ago the damn thing was rocking and squeaking almost as much as she was.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 01, 2019, 03:36:03 PM
CJ gave wifey a handy.  :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: oneconfusedguy on October 11, 2019, 06:07:00 AM
Not me. :-[


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 11, 2019, 03:07:25 PM
Not me either. Too tired.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: TheciaMarie on October 20, 2019, 09:52:58 PM
Later tonight. Dinner at my friend the sea captain's house ............with a nice ending.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on October 20, 2019, 11:07:46 PM
I was beating off like a teenager in heat, when wifey walked in unexpectedly.  She got off work early.  “So this is what you do all day long while I am
working???”  She stripped quickly and mounted me.  I got a nice cowgirl jackhammer and filled her with about two days’ worth of sperm.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 21, 2019, 01:04:31 AM
There was some whining this morning about being too tired, but apparently I whine better.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 21, 2019, 02:24:47 AM
CJ is doing laundry tonight with sisters wifey. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 21, 2019, 03:08:40 PM
  ;D


 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Johnny on October 23, 2019, 11:05:38 AM
CJ is doing laundry tonight with sisters wifey. ;D

I really need to start doing laundry at CJ's house. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on October 23, 2019, 03:11:09 PM
Had a fun morning romp yesterday! :emot_bjsmiley:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 23, 2019, 06:48:04 PM
CJ is doing laundry tonight with sisters wifey. ;D

I really need to start doing laundry at CJ's house. ;D

Laundry here is an unimaginable nightmare.  :roll:

 :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on October 23, 2019, 07:36:20 PM
CJ is doing laundry tonight with sisters wifey. ;D

I really need to start doing laundry at CJ's house. ;D

Laundry here is an unimaginable nightmare.  :roll:

 :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on October 24, 2019, 03:41:02 AM
Nice roll play with the wife.  She was a maid at our local hotel, and I was a horny guest who came out of the shower with only a towel around my waist.  Given the howling multiple orgasms it spawned, I think she liked the idea.  

:emot_laughing:

(https://cdn3.pornid.xxx/contents/videos_screenshots/12000/12816/preview.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 24, 2019, 05:55:48 PM
CJ got absolutely FUCKED last night. By someone I should not have had sex with.  :facepalm:

But I don't fucking regret it. It was absolutely incredible. CJ was hunted, and CJ was captured. CJ didn't struggle.  ;D

Wifey will not know.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on October 24, 2019, 06:34:21 PM
CJ got absolutely FUCKED last night. By someone I should not have had sex with.  :facepalm:

But I don't fucking regret it. It was absolutely incredible. CJ was hunted, and CJ was captured. CJ didn't struggle.  ;D

Wifey will not know.  :roll:



Despite this sounding a lot like me, regretfully it wasn’t.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 24, 2019, 06:52:56 PM
CJ got absolutely FUCKED last night. By someone I should not have had sex with.  :facepalm:

But I don't fucking regret it. It was absolutely incredible. CJ was hunted, and CJ was captured. CJ didn't struggle.  ;D

Wifey will not know.  :roll:



Despite this sounding a lot like me, regretfully it wasn’t.

 :D

Let's just say the person who got me could never be bested by anyone else. Ever. To try would be an exercise in futility.  ;D


 ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on October 24, 2019, 10:53:10 PM

Let's just say the person who got me could never be bested by anyone else. Ever. To try would be an exercise in futility.  ;D

 ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/Eczr44i.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 25, 2019, 12:07:53 AM
Rejected.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: vinney on October 25, 2019, 12:30:51 AM
I didn't...
       


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on October 25, 2019, 01:35:08 AM
That guy's airbrushed to the point of a cartoon.  Nice to see they do it for men, I guess.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on October 26, 2019, 05:44:22 AM
'bout 15 minutes. The wheelchair is upstairs.  ;D

 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 01, 2019, 02:39:59 PM
CJ had an amazing anniversary night.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: psiberzerker on November 01, 2019, 04:52:14 PM
Let's just say that there's more than 1 reason why the party last night was Adults Only.

;)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Eightball009 on November 07, 2019, 08:14:42 PM
Wasn't last night but it was yesterday just before I had to leave for class.  First time in close to 2 years.  It was great for me.  She is asking for more so it must not have been to bad for her either.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 09, 2019, 04:50:04 PM
CJ's head ended up between a couple pairs of legs.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 12, 2019, 03:56:24 AM
CJ intends to cause some warmth on a freezing cold evening.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on November 18, 2019, 06:01:17 PM
After Mrs JBRG’s orgasm last night, I had to check and see if my dick was still attached to me.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on November 29, 2019, 07:01:51 PM
CJ got fucked.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on December 07, 2019, 03:15:54 PM

(https://www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2018/01/clue-hasbro-530x301.jpg)

Mr Dan.   In the kitchen.  With the Reddi-wip.



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on December 07, 2019, 04:52:27 PM

(https://www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2018/01/clue-hasbro-530x301.jpg)

Mr Dan.   In the kitchen.  With the Reddi-wip.


Are you playing Clue?  I’d take Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the Sybian.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 07, 2019, 07:24:51 PM

(https://www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2018/01/clue-hasbro-530x301.jpg)

Mr Dan.   In the kitchen.  With the Reddi-wip.


 :D

Now CJ wants that. I wanna lick it off.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 08, 2019, 05:25:06 AM
Wifey: We have not had sex in a week and a half, white girl. I'm sick of it.

Me: So why are you bothering me about it?

Wifey: Why do you think!?

Me: You wanna get laid tonight.

Wifey: Yeah, I want to get laid tonight.

Me: Do I gotta?

Wifey: It's not a chore, white girl!

Me: I'm the one that usually does all the work though.

Wifey: And you will tonight. So get ready.

 :roll:

I guess someone's getting laid tonight.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 19, 2019, 06:39:35 PM
Horny Japanese-American girl. What else could I do?

 8)

"Ok, leave me alone. Can't cum anymore tonight."

 ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 26, 2019, 07:42:43 PM
CJ wearing a pink cowgirl hat pretending to ride a bull. You imagine the rest.

 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on December 26, 2019, 08:17:13 PM
CJ wearing a pink cowgirl hat pretending to ride a bull. You imagine the rest.

 8)
Yes...the images just keep cumming, and cumming, and... excuse me. Have to go take care of something :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 26, 2019, 08:32:26 PM
 ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on December 27, 2019, 04:38:24 AM
Mrs JBRG lost her California virginity this week. Twice. And it took 12 hours each time to uncurl her toes from the orgasms she achieved. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on December 27, 2019, 07:53:07 PM
The only thing CJ is good for.  :emot_laughing:

(http://picxxxhub.com/thumbs/pictures/5/328df/name1.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on December 30, 2019, 05:15:02 PM
(https://i.giphy.com/media/9rhNJScGSlneHpLtnz/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on December 30, 2019, 07:01:47 PM
(https://i.giphy.com/media/9rhNJScGSlneHpLtnz/giphy.gif)

Why so meek in your admission? Usually we get some details. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on December 30, 2019, 07:32:28 PM


Why so meek in your admission? Usually we get some details. ;D

Just joking.  Had a bit of a holiday dry spell.

(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/32/325e80fd27bcc8928e8369098c1d3eca40befe922afe9b7c8a70e1d325fdf90a.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 05, 2020, 03:24:26 PM

Actually, I did not.  First time this year.  I was 3 for 3 for the year before last night. 


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 05, 2020, 03:31:31 PM
CJ's pretty lady in a wheelchair expressed the desire to come upstairs last night.  ;D

I fucking missed her so much the past two weeks.  :facepalm:

But CJ made up for it. 2 weeks of frustration melted away in CJ's mouth.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 05, 2020, 04:39:51 PM
This morning had a torrid session with my hand. Got the desired result, so that should count, right?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 05, 2020, 05:09:31 PM
This morning had a torrid session with my hand. Got the desired result, so that should count, right?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3422b420f5f7f1b8b820cbff76244e54/tenor.gif?itemid=13959199)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 05, 2020, 05:14:34 PM
 :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 06, 2020, 04:55:12 PM
CJ had glorious sex with someone last night that I shouldn't have.  :roll:

But I couldn't regret it any less if I tried because it was amazing. 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 06, 2020, 05:13:18 PM

Actually, I did not.  First time this year.  I was 3 for 3 for the year before last night. 

I think I jinxed it.   3 out of 5 now.  hmmmm


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on January 06, 2020, 05:27:42 PM
Better than being 0 for 5.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 06, 2020, 05:30:02 PM
Better than being 0 for 5.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/5b3a584713e613cc30414d71cbb5a2c9/tenor.png)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: joan1984 on January 06, 2020, 06:39:38 PM
Of course your relationship with your hand counts! As many times as you wish!

This morning had a torrid session with my hand. Got the desired result, so that should count, right?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on January 06, 2020, 06:40:55 PM
Better than being 0 for 5.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/5b3a584713e613cc30414d71cbb5a2c9/tenor.png)


Not getting that level of sympathy from my Peruvian.  I even get grief for masturbating in bed, not because I’m masturbating, but because she’s sure I’ll make a mess in the bed and she’ll have to change the sheets:  ‘Can’t you do that in the bathroom?’
Among many other things she’s skeptical about, I have to reassure her I have some experience doing this, nearly 50 years worth, and know how to do it without making a mess.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: JBRG on January 06, 2020, 06:46:59 PM
Mrs JBRG was decidedly frisky last night so I was obliged to curl her toes.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 06, 2020, 09:07:32 PM
CJ had glorious sex with someone last night that I shouldn't have.  :roll:

But I couldn't regret it any less if I tried because it was amazing. 8)

Thank you. You were amazing too.  And you didn't break "it". 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 06, 2020, 09:28:05 PM
CJ had glorious sex with someone last night that I shouldn't have.  :roll:

But I couldn't regret it any less if I tried because it was amazing. 8)

Thank you. You were amazing too.  And you didn't break "it". 8)

 :facepalm: Our eagle is lost in his delusions and fantasies.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 06, 2020, 09:52:58 PM
 ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 07, 2020, 03:04:28 PM
Two secret nights in a row.  ;D

Wifey would be very jealous.  :emot_shades:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: KlineS147 on January 07, 2020, 03:07:50 PM
Sadly it’s been quite a while for me  :'(


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 07, 2020, 08:51:13 PM

Actually, I did not.  First time this year.  I was 3 for 3 for the year before last night. 

I think I jinxed it.   3 out of 5 now.  hmmmm

3 out 6.

Yep, totally jinxed it.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 08, 2020, 03:39:27 PM
Our eagle is lost in his delusions and fantasies.

There were no complaints from Chirp. Wait, I must still be in my fantasy. But what a fantasy.  ;D ;D



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 08, 2020, 05:35:45 PM
Our eagle is lost in his delusions and fantasies.

There were no complaints from Chirp. Wait, I must still be in my fantasy. But what a fantasy.  ;D ;D



 ;D

CJ is all laid out for now though.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 08, 2020, 07:42:36 PM

CJ is all laid out for now though.  :roll:

Hmm, never heard it put quite that way before and hands Chirp some lotion to soothe that well used part of hers... Would you prefer I apply it?  ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 08, 2020, 07:56:44 PM
Nah.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 08, 2020, 07:59:39 PM
Nah.  ;D

Can I watch as you apply it?  ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 10, 2020, 06:16:09 PM
Wheeee! Hot fun yesterday. I'd Woo myself if I could.

Needless to say, I'm living up to my POY title :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 10, 2020, 07:26:25 PM
CJ's head was between her pretty lady in a wheelchairs legs an hour ago.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Kymember on January 12, 2020, 01:54:32 AM
Gosh i wish i had. I’m an older male (widowed) and sex has left my life.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 12, 2020, 03:41:38 PM


(https://hungryformotherhood.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/back-in-the-saddle.jpg)





Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 12, 2020, 04:09:50 PM


(https://hungryformotherhood.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/back-in-the-saddle.jpg)





Watcher is wagering the MJ's last streak of 3 straight days will be broken by at least 2 days.  ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 12, 2020, 05:00:25 PM
She rode him hard and put him away wet. Ride on cowgirl! ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 12, 2020, 05:58:45 PM
I haven't had sex in 6 weeks, and haven't had a decent orgasm in 4....


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 12, 2020, 06:50:05 PM
I haven't had sex in 6 weeks, and haven't had a decent orgasm in 4....

Watcher clears his throat....ahem...get your ass over here and I will definitely put a stop to those two streaks of yours.... 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 12, 2020, 07:02:34 PM
My foster kids return to school on Thursday.  Counting the days until then...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 12, 2020, 07:22:20 PM
I haven't had sex in 6 weeks, and haven't had a decent orgasm in 4....

Watcher clears his throat....ahem...get your ass over here and I will definitely put a stop to those two streaks of yours.... 8)
Don't forget...She needs music too. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 12, 2020, 07:41:49 PM
I haven't had sex in 6 weeks, and haven't had a decent orgasm in 4....

Watcher clears his throat....ahem...get your ass over here and I will definitely put a stop to those two streaks of yours.... 8)
Don't forget...She needs music too. ;D

:emot_dancing: :aol_rideit:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 12, 2020, 07:50:42 PM
Looks like we have a party starting..., ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 12, 2020, 10:09:10 PM
Looks like we have a party starting..., ;D

Good. Bother her instead of me for a while.  ;D

 :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 12, 2020, 11:15:20 PM
Guess there's just something about you hot  blondes. :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 13, 2020, 02:04:06 AM
Guess there's just something about you hot  blondes. :emot_laughing:

Correction: CJ is a DUMB hot blonde.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 13, 2020, 04:23:16 PM

Correction: CJ is a DUMB hot blonde.  ;D

 :-X :-X  Not saying a thing.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 13, 2020, 05:00:02 PM
CJ's mouth got laid in two different places last night and half an hour ago.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 13, 2020, 06:12:13 PM
Guess there's just something about you hot  blondes. :emot_laughing:

Awe thanks love  :-*


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: 2Spoogie on January 14, 2020, 04:47:47 PM
I don't mean to come off as arrogant, especially as a newbie, but I wouldn't say I got laid , rather; I did the laying.

I suppose I could say I laid someone last night. I might as well go all the way now and add the last part and leave no doubt about the arrogance:

I laid someone last night and I laid her very well.

Furthermore may I introduce myself to one and all? Hello my user name is 2Spoogie and I'm new to this site and forum. I ask for your patience while I learn to navigate, any etiquette blunders or blunders in general are unintentional and no disrespect intended. Thank you.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 14, 2020, 06:30:33 PM
Welcome!  Come over to the “Say Hello” sub forum and “say hello.”  I think you’ll enjoy it here, and we are always looking for new members to point out blunders!

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=25.0 (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=25.0)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: staci on January 14, 2020, 07:41:25 PM
welcome splooge and glad he or she got laid well.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 16, 2020, 03:45:33 PM
Not last night, but this morning. First morning sex in ages.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: purpleshoes on January 17, 2020, 12:46:14 PM
Not last night, but this morning. First morning sex in ages.  8)

Hooray for Watcher, you lucky dog.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 17, 2020, 01:52:04 PM
Big Woo for our big bird.  Still some life in our Eagle yet. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: vinney on January 17, 2020, 02:39:36 PM
Not last night, but this morning. First morning sex in ages.  8)

Your luck is in...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 17, 2020, 03:04:35 PM
Took kids to the airport, saw them off.  Rode the shuttle back to our hotel room, and took a trip to funky town.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 17, 2020, 03:54:06 PM
Big Woo for our big bird.  Still some life in our Eagle yet. ;D

There is a lot of life in this old eagle. It is Mrs Eagle that surprises me from time to time. 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 17, 2020, 04:01:53 PM

It's been a while.

Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time.   I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 17, 2020, 05:51:14 PM
No, but I listened in, again, on my sister and her wifey relieving stress from each other.  ;D

British girls sound so cute when they're Cumming.  :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MissBarbara on January 17, 2020, 05:52:54 PM

It's been a while.

Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time.   I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)


Actually, a live, play-by-play report would be very appreciated.

Just sayin'






Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on January 17, 2020, 06:01:37 PM
We’re supposed to be going to a birthday party tomorrow, but I have high hopes of being snowed in too.   Even if it’s just an inch, it’s an excuse.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 17, 2020, 06:08:40 PM
No, but I listened in, again, on my sister and her wifey relieving stress from each other.  ;D

British girls sound so cute when they're Cumming.  :emot_laughing:

Kate Beckinsale

I'm not bisexual nor have I ever thought about other girls, but there is something about her and her voice... I think I would cross that line for her.  


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 17, 2020, 07:52:51 PM

It's been a while.

Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time.   I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)


Actually, a live, play-by-play report would be very appreciated.

Just sayin'




Or a "blow by blow" account?  ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 17, 2020, 09:59:59 PM
I just want an audio tape of the sounds Dan makes when he’s being pegged.  Oops.  Did I just say that out loud?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 17, 2020, 10:28:41 PM
I just want an audio tape of the sounds Dan makes when he’s being pegged.  Oops.  Did I just say that out loud?

Jules doesn't really do that, right?  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 17, 2020, 11:52:16 PM
I just want an audio tape of the sounds Dan makes when he’s being pegged.  Oops.  Did I just say that out loud?

Jules doesn't really do that, right?  :roll:

I don’t think so, but if she ever needs a willing victim to practice on...

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/31d729c7240d602a49cc1b4c0ba723ca/tumblr_nsroppTfAz1un3qdvo1_400.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2020, 12:10:26 AM
 0vomit0

CJ hereby bans anything from going into anyone's butt on this forum. Especially mine. Really only mine. I don't care about the rest of you.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 18, 2020, 12:15:54 AM
0vomit0

CJ hereby bans anything from going into anyone's butt on this forum. Especially mine. Really only mine. I don't care about the rest of you.  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FShE0VifCYs


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2020, 12:18:20 AM
 :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 18, 2020, 03:31:45 AM

It's been a while.

Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time.   I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)


Actually, a live, play-by-play report would be very appreciated.

Just sayin'







I could livestream it.  Haha. 
The youngest was invited to a snow party sleepover. They're keeping her and 8 other kids all day.  So they're all spending the day in their jammies watching movies and stating up late.
That gives us 18 hours of alone time.  Except Dan is at a poker night with friend right now. Home at midnight.   


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 18, 2020, 02:28:06 PM
Didn't even need my old tinder account, just three texts

Me: sucks you're in vegas, I'm pretty much free all weekend
Him: what? I'm still in town, that trips next weekend
Me: wanna rent a movie and not watch it.

Seven week dry spell broken... twice  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 18, 2020, 02:43:11 PM
Didn't even need my old tinder account, just three texts

Me: sucks you're in vegas, I'm pretty much free all weekend
Him: what? I'm still in town, that trips next weekend
Me: wanna rent a movie and not watch it.

Seven week dry spell broken... twice  ;D
:emot_updwn: :emot_dancing: :emot_dancing: :emot_dancing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 18, 2020, 03:35:18 PM
Now we need to hear from Jules. Here's hoping.... ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 18, 2020, 03:50:23 PM
Now we need to hear from Jules. Here's hoping.... ;D

Maybe they're still going!!!! 


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2020, 04:12:49 PM
 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 18, 2020, 05:17:43 PM

He came home last night and we were both tired.   I was up at 4am and looked out to see the snow piling up.  Crawled back in bed.  And was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly.   That's all I'm saying.  Then we fell back asleep.

Just got done doing yoga.   Showering in a bit.  Then getting into my loose sweats and lounging around the house for the day.  Dan wants to binge Jack Ryan season 2.   


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 18, 2020, 05:47:06 PM
Are you serious??? Jake just started that show himself.  He got to episode two and decided he was hungry, ventured into the snow for taco bell.... he is so dumb eat street delivers.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 18, 2020, 07:07:51 PM
All the time I was out in the cold clearing the sidewalks and driveway, I was kept warm with thoughts of reading about our Jules description of how she broke her drought.

Back inside... grabbing my phone, all I got was a hand rubbing her leg! (Sigh)

Guess it's back to internet porn :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 18, 2020, 10:04:22 PM

  Crawled back in bed.  And was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly.   That's all I'm saying.  Then we fell back asleep.
  

Hmmm, after being awakened by someone's wandering hand rubbing up and down your leg (Watcher categorically denies it was his hand), you fell back asleep?  That hand had to go further up.... ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 18, 2020, 10:49:01 PM

 after being awakened by someone's wandering hand rubbing up and down your leg you fell back asleep?


I didn't say I went right back to sleep.  Maybe this will make more sense.....

"...was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly.  Then, yada yada yada  And after that we fell back asleep."


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 18, 2020, 11:06:38 PM
That's the hottest Yada Yada Yada I've read in a long time.  I may have to go take care of something. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: vinney on January 19, 2020, 01:07:46 AM
I didn't... :'(


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 19, 2020, 02:03:08 AM
This is why prostitution should be legal everywhere.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 19, 2020, 02:44:26 PM
He came over again last night.  I'm sitting on my couch when I hear two soft knocks on my door, the key in the lock, and then he walked in.  i honestly don't even remember saying anything to him before we started I just remember grinning like a damn idiot.  Completely different than the night before, but both were exceptional experiences. He even topped it off with a "good girl"   ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 19, 2020, 02:46:03 PM
Wheelchair upstairs.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 19, 2020, 04:14:55 PM


I didn't say I went right back to sleep.  Maybe this will make more sense.....

"...was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly.  Then, yada yada yada  And after that we fell back asleep."

Three "yadas" and it was over? That was quick. ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 19, 2020, 04:23:06 PM


I didn't say I went right back to sleep.  Maybe this will make more sense.....

"...was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly.  Then, yada yada yada  And after that we fell back asleep."

Three "yadas" and it was over? That was quick. ;D ;D

Do you think you could last longer than three yada yada yada with her?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 19, 2020, 04:31:44 PM
Oh Shiela... now you've got our Eagle up a tree.  My money is on two yadas and it's over.  :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on January 19, 2020, 08:07:47 PM
A long overdo nooner today, just a couple hours ago.  I suddenly feel more inclined to help with housework today.  Well, at least until football starts in an hour.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 21, 2020, 02:06:34 PM
He popped in for a quicky last night but made sure I was satisfied before leaving.... soooo it wasnt all that quick  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 21, 2020, 03:09:44 PM


I didn't say I went right back to sleep.  Maybe this will make more sense.....

"...was awakened at 7 by someones wandering hand rubbing up and down my leg softly.  Then, yada yada yada  And after that we fell back asleep."

Three "yadas" and it was over? That was quick. ;D ;D

Do you think you could last longer than three yada yada yada with her?

It would be fun trying.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: old pilot on January 22, 2020, 09:37:36 AM
regrettably, only five finger Freddy :(


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 25, 2020, 01:15:42 PM
I was think of somebody else the entire time... feeling a tad guilty.  Sorry watcher, wasn't you love, maybe next time.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Valley Vixin on January 25, 2020, 02:06:32 PM
Just finished and sneaked in the door at home :).   My nipples are so sore, the bite marks will be days healing, the same with the flogger marks on my ass, back and thighs.  I will be sitting funny for a few days as my poor vag tries to resize itself, and my clit decides to stop tingling every time I move a leg or bend at all.




Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 25, 2020, 04:42:23 PM
I was think of somebody else the entire time... feeling a tad guilty.  Sorry watcher, wasn't you love, maybe next time.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

Story of my life.  But I bet I can guess which hot young stud you were thinking about.  :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 25, 2020, 05:00:36 PM
I was think of somebody else the entire time... feeling a tad guilty.  Sorry watcher, wasn't you love, maybe next time.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

Story of my life.  But I bet I can guess which hot young stud you were thinking about.  :emot_kiss:

Every time I close my eyes, he's standing there with that strong looking butt under those scrubs.  Makes my mouth water just thinking about how hard those hips might work  :emot_thdrool:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on January 25, 2020, 06:16:38 PM
CJ ain't got laid in a while. Mouth has, but not the rest of CJ.

CJ's ok with that.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 25, 2020, 06:42:10 PM
I consider mouth sex, sex.  Unlike a former president. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on January 25, 2020, 06:49:16 PM
I consider mouth sex, sex.  Unlike a former president. ;D

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/731b3eaca52c49da0f220d9691d69894/tenor.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 25, 2020, 07:00:21 PM
CJ ain't got laid in a while.


That can be easily rectified.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 25, 2020, 07:03:03 PM
I consider mouth sex, sex.  Unlike a former president. ;D

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/731b3eaca52c49da0f220d9691d69894/tenor.gif)

Per day?  Talk about a sore jaw


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 25, 2020, 07:15:16 PM
I consider mouth sex, sex.  Unlike a former president. ;D



Per day?  Talk about a sore jaw
With exercise, practice and experience, you can build up a tolerance. Just get those mouth muscles in shape. :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on January 25, 2020, 07:24:56 PM
Lol I don't plan on going for any kind of record anytime soon so I think I'm ok love.  If I'm going to practice im going for technique over endurance.  Quality not quantity


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 26, 2020, 03:54:39 PM


yada, yada, yada


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on January 26, 2020, 04:06:10 PM


yada, yada, yada
Yea!!! ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 26, 2020, 04:18:03 PM


yada, yada, yada

Translated, it means Morning, Noon and Night..... ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on January 26, 2020, 04:20:06 PM


yada, yada, yada

Translated, it means Morning, Noon and Night..... ;D ;D

Maybe, but it might also mean.....Thursday, Friday, Saturday


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on January 26, 2020, 06:22:53 PM
Watcher multiplies morning, noon and night by Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Someone is sure having fun. I love it.  :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 02, 2020, 12:13:39 PM
HE called me up at 10:30 last night and told me to "come over, and wear something sexy"  which for him means wear whatever I want but be at the door barefoot.

Weird I know, but it's what he wants so it's what he gets.

I dont know what had him stressed out but god I'm glad he called me to help relieve it.  He did me from behind in front of a big picture window of his apartment.  I wasnt completely naked, but if anybody who drove by looked up I doubt there would be any confusion as to what we were doing.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 02, 2020, 08:13:27 PM
Wheelchair upstairs.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 09, 2020, 08:07:50 PM
I’m not saying, but if I was... YES.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on February 10, 2020, 07:04:15 PM
Had a hot time this morning. Two guys and a young lady. They had me on the bed, ass fully exposed. One guy said, "Hand me the KY Jelly.  Next a lubed finger forced it's way into where the sun doesn't shine. The young lady just stood by watching intently.

Then the knife came out! :emot_weird:

I now realized we weren't going to have sex. I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.

So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 10, 2020, 07:27:16 PM

I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open.


 TMI?  :o :o :o


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on February 10, 2020, 07:52:28 PM
Maybe so :facepalm:
Closest I've come to sex in years :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 10, 2020, 09:05:12 PM
I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.

So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered :facepalm:

(https://brucegerencser.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/wtf.jpg)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 10, 2020, 09:09:39 PM
Boy oh boy, sure am glad I read all this while having a snack on my break  :emot_weird: :emot_weird:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on February 10, 2020, 09:56:22 PM
Sorry...guess I got too graphic.  I was still a little fuzzy headed at the time I posted this.  Will report to Jules for proper punishment. (When my backside isn't so sore. :facepalm:)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: staci on February 10, 2020, 11:44:09 PM
lol, I loved it. I was cheering for the med student.

Envision her on a date tonight and telling her boyfriend, "man, you should have seen what I did today."


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on February 10, 2020, 11:53:47 PM
lol, I loved it. I was cheering for the med student.

Envision her on a date tonight and telling her boyfriend, "man, you have seen what I did today."
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 11, 2020, 12:05:11 AM
Had a hot time this morning. Two guys and a young lady. They had me on the bed, ass fully exposed. One guy said, "Hand me the KY Jelly.  Next a lubed finger forced it's way into where the sun doesn't shine. The young lady just stood by watching intently.

Then the knife came out! :emot_weird:

I now realized we weren't going to have sex. I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.

So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered :facepalm:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/YVPwi7L2izTJS/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 12, 2020, 07:21:52 PM
Not for a while. Two gorgeous women are starting to complain to CJ.  :roll:

Just not in the mood. Like... at all. No sex drive.  :roll:

They just need CJ's mouth anyway.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 12, 2020, 09:12:58 PM
Not for a while. Two gorgeous women are starting to complain to CJ.  :roll:

Just not in the mood. Like... at all. No sex drive.  :roll:

They just need CJ's mouth anyway.  :D

Welcome to married life.  :emot_laughing:   How come it is the woman who loses their sex drive? :emot_weird:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 12, 2020, 09:26:04 PM
Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 13, 2020, 04:51:25 PM
Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  ;D

Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us?  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 13, 2020, 04:58:34 PM
Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  ;D

Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us?  8)

Like that really stops you.  :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 13, 2020, 05:08:27 PM
Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  ;D

Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us?  8)

Like that really stops you.  :emot_laughing:


Shrinkage!


(https://i.imgur.com/3uEhH3d.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 13, 2020, 06:48:26 PM
CJ's mouth, tongue and jaw are tired.  :roll:

But at least two women aren't bitching at CJ anymore. They coulda just humped each other and left me alone, but nooooooooooo! CJ's mouth is "magic".  :roll:

Yes, CJ is complaining about orally pleasuring two gorgeous women. I'm just not interested in sex right now. At all. I want to be left alone.  :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 13, 2020, 07:16:30 PM
Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 13, 2020, 07:21:18 PM
Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 13, 2020, 07:23:26 PM
Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

CJ's wifey tells CJ what to do, and if CJ don't do it CJ gets bitched at in Japanese.

So we never really argue, she just complains in a foreign language.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 13, 2020, 07:24:28 PM
Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

I hit the Corian countertop so hard, I cracked it.  Looking for epoxy repair kits online today.  My hand feels like shit though.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 13, 2020, 07:25:02 PM
Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

CJ's wifey tells CJ what to do, and if CJ don't do it CJ gets bitched at in Japanese.

So we never really argue, she just complains in a foreign language.  ;D

 :emot_laughing:
That's like my uncle Bill taking his hearing aids out when my aunt Amy yells at him.
 :emot_laughing:


I hit the Corian countertop so hard, I cracked it.  Looking for epoxy repair kits online today.  My hand feels like shit though.

That's beyond rage, and that's your lesson, costs you time, money, and pain, hope it's not broken


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 13, 2020, 07:34:33 PM
Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

CJ's wifey tells CJ what to do, and if CJ don't do it CJ gets bitched at in Japanese.

So we never really argue, she just complains in a foreign language.  ;D


That’s one of the ways I know she’s really mad.  Not sure what will happen when I become better at Spanish and follow all that.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 13, 2020, 07:36:37 PM
CJ ain't learning Japanese to know what she's saying. I don't wanna know.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 13, 2020, 07:45:20 PM
Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow :emot_weird: ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

I hit the Corian countertop so hard, I cracked it.  Looking for epoxy repair kits online today.  My hand feels like shit though.


Hope you’re OK, and not just your hand.

I use to do that all the time, but then I was married to an alcoholic and endured that mostly by joining her in the cups.

It wouldn’t go over at all with my Peruvian, but I am concerned the bitting of tongues will finally hit a wall like it did with you and my fury will escape.  I don’t worry about getting violent, have never done that.  But I can get enormously frustrated and yell pretty loud.  If I had to guess it will revisiting the topic of throwing out my books.  I don’t think she gets that that topic is non-negotiable.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 13, 2020, 07:52:11 PM
My dad always told me that I need to get into fights over small stuff like snacking before a meal or leaving something out, something not real important, that way when a big fight happens it might be so bad, or me and Mr. Whoever may handle it better.

My response was... "Dad, you do know you're divorced... twice"

Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 13, 2020, 09:46:38 PM
Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night

There is always tomorrow.  :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 13, 2020, 10:18:39 PM
Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night

There is always tomorrow.  :emot_kiss:

I haven't been with a man on valentine's day in years.  Not about to break that streak now :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 14, 2020, 01:11:30 AM
Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night

There is always tomorrow.  :emot_kiss:

I haven't been with a man on valentine's day in years.  Not about to break that streak now :emot_kiss:

Well don't try a girl. She'll stick around and expect you to treat her like a princess.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 14, 2020, 03:41:09 AM
I haven't been with a man on valentine's day in years.  Not about to break that streak now :emot_kiss:

 :o What?  You know, streaks are made to be broken.  :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 14, 2020, 05:19:42 AM
Tonight's ladies night or 'gal'entines day as they say was a bust and it's going to be an early bedtime tomorrow.  Maybe saturday...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 14, 2020, 02:35:22 PM
A birthday/Valentine's gift. Watcher is happy.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 15, 2020, 05:36:50 PM
At one point I asked, ‘Are those happy noises, or am I hurting you?’

She opened her eyes and squeaked out, ‘Both!’


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 15, 2020, 07:28:03 PM
Not CJ.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 15, 2020, 08:51:02 PM
Not CJ.  :D

Wait, CJ didn't get laid last night? Wow.  ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: staci on February 15, 2020, 09:28:25 PM
At one point I asked, ‘Are those happy noises, or am I hurting you?’

She opened her eyes and squeaked out, ‘Both!’

Those clothes pins on the nipples hurt.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on February 15, 2020, 09:34:33 PM
At one point I asked, ‘Are those happy noises, or am I hurting you?’

She opened her eyes and squeaked out, ‘Both!’

Those clothes pins on the nipples hurt. :emot_laughing:
Yes they do... still remember when wife clipped them on me. (OUCH)
Then there were the ones elsewhere. :facepalm:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 15, 2020, 09:43:27 PM
At one point I asked, ‘Are those happy noises, or am I hurting you?’

She opened her eyes and squeaked out, ‘Both!’

Those clothes pins on the nipples hurt.


Those are in the drawer next to the bed.  I might even have real nipple clamps somewhere.

Baby steps.  I got shit that would freak her out.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on February 15, 2020, 09:48:21 PM
I must admit to a hard, fast and successful encounter this morning.   ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 16, 2020, 03:50:08 AM
I must admit to a hard, fast and successful encounter this morning.   ;D

Like wham, bam, thank you ma'am kind of hard and fast? 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 16, 2020, 04:11:54 AM
I must admit to a hard, fast and successful encounter this morning.   ;D

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Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on February 16, 2020, 02:47:20 PM
Yes Rick...a quick wham bam with little foreplay and a big load swallowed (as always)

Chirp...Hell no, still too sore "back there".


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 16, 2020, 02:59:46 PM
It was cold, boring, lonely, and needed to shake the feb 14th blues.  Sweatpants, hoody, and tennishoes was all I wore.  In the bar for about half hour before eye contact, maybe 5 minutes before he came over, back at his place in less than an hour.  I dont even remember his name.  Just needed that itch scratched.  Now I feel like such a whore and can't go back to that bar for a couple months.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 16, 2020, 03:12:10 PM

3 kids in the house last night.
Our little one could sleep through a tornado taking the house down.  The older two, who are not usually here, will wake up with the creek of a floor board.   
Why is it just not as enjoyable trying to be quiet when making love.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 16, 2020, 03:23:23 PM

3 kids in the house last night.
Our little one could sleep through a tornado taking the house down.  The older two, who are not usually here, will wake up with the creek of a floor board.   
Why is it just not as enjoyable trying to be quiet when making love.

I would wager it's two things.
A: you can't let loose and just enjoy the feel of him
B: "quiet or we'll wake the kids" doesn't seem nearly as exciting as "quiet, or we'll get caught"


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 16, 2020, 07:10:35 PM
Not me again.  :emot_dancing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: celticfeline on February 17, 2020, 03:53:22 PM
Me! A wonderful assortment of fingering, cock sucking, fucking, and biting. Hopefully tonight he breaks out the knives and handcuffs! ????


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 17, 2020, 04:31:28 PM
Me! A wonderful assortment of fingering, cock sucking, fucking, and biting. Hopefully tonight he breaks out the knives and handcuffs! ????

The knives? Ah, I see. He is a chef and will cook you a nice meal after. Love the biting part. You nibble?   ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 17, 2020, 04:33:50 PM

Why is it just not as enjoyable trying to be quiet when making love.

Yep, I agree. Nothing like being in the heat of the moment when your partner stops and asks, did you hear something? Totally kills the moment.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: celticfeline on February 17, 2020, 05:49:28 PM
Me! A wonderful assortment of fingering, cock sucking, fucking, and biting. Hopefully tonight he breaks out the knives and handcuffs! ????

The knives? Ah, I see. He is a chef and will cook you a nice meal after. Love the biting part. You nibble?   ;D ;D

He does cook but no. I bought specific shirts and shorts just so he can cut them off me. Remember i am a kinky wench. i do nibble but he doesn’t like to be bit so i settle for growling. He bites though.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 18, 2020, 01:35:55 PM

He does cook but no. I bought specific shirts and shorts just so he can cut them off me. Remember i am a kinky wench. i do nibble but he doesn’t like to be bit so i settle for growling. He bites though.

You can nibble on me any time, mon cheri.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 18, 2020, 02:57:01 PM

Sorta


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on February 18, 2020, 04:17:17 PM
What's sorta...just one yada? ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 18, 2020, 06:11:19 PM
What's sorta...just one yada? ;D

Watcher sorta got laid last night. In his dreams. ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 18, 2020, 06:25:10 PM
If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end.  Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 18, 2020, 06:31:35 PM
If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end.  Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.

Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's  see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 18, 2020, 06:45:34 PM
If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end.  Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.

Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's  see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D

The ultimate goal is to get to that nugget at the bottom.  That part that's leaves me smiling, giggling, and wanting another.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Johnny on February 18, 2020, 07:26:38 PM
If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end.  Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.

Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's  see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D

The ultimate goal is to get to that nugget at the bottom.  That part that's leaves me smiling, giggling, and wanting another.

The licking is part of the fun.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on February 18, 2020, 07:33:07 PM

Sorta


My sorta last night was only composed of grinding our naughty bits against each other through her pajamas for about a minute before it became obvious we both were exhausted.  The second bottle of wine didn’t help either.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 18, 2020, 07:35:22 PM
CJ couldn't help a wheelchair hump this morning. So I broke my dry spell.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 18, 2020, 07:36:31 PM
If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end.  Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.

Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's  see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D

The ultimate goal is to get to that nugget at the bottom.  That part that's leaves me smiling, giggling, and wanting another.

I'm up for round two... 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 23, 2020, 01:31:34 PM


A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 23, 2020, 04:21:17 PM


A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.

 :aol_anal:

 :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 24, 2020, 04:46:54 AM


A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.

 :aol_anal:

 :D

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(https://i.imgur.com/Q1esm5R.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on February 24, 2020, 04:10:12 PM


A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.

 :aol_anal:

 :D

Nope.   No anal.  Not saying it never happened before, but it's VERY VERY RARE.  I'd even go as far to say that it will likely never happen again.



Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 24, 2020, 06:38:53 PM

Nope.   No anal.  Not saying it never happened before, but it's VERY VERY RARE.  I'd even go as far to say that it will likely never happen again.


I just want some after piano lessons... (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/products/Wink_Emoji_2_70x70.png?v=1485573517) I will give you a good tongue bath first.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 26, 2020, 02:41:28 AM
CJ is getting double laid tonight.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on February 26, 2020, 03:56:16 AM
CJ is getting double laid tonight.  8)

Is that with two different persons or with one person twice?  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 26, 2020, 05:55:11 AM
CJ is getting double laid tonight.  8)

Is that with two different persons or with one person twice?  ;D

Maybe I should have said the wheelchair is upstairs tonight to make it more clear?  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on February 27, 2020, 01:33:09 PM
The spa and hot stone massage was extremely relaxing, trivia night was fun even though we were terrible and lost, but we both won when we got back to his place.  Probably would have saved a lot of time and money if he was good with giving massages.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Johnny on February 27, 2020, 01:50:21 PM
The spa and hot stone massage was extremely relaxing, trivia night was fun even though we were terrible and lost, but we both won when we got back to his place.  Probably would have saved a lot of time and money if he was good with giving massages.

I'm always available.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 02, 2020, 08:05:21 PM
Afternoon delight.  Wife came home early from work, so put on my nasty and made her strip for me.  We haven’t haven’t had a good long serious fuck in ages.  Got out the Hitachi, Lelo, and assorted hardware.  She’s still sleeping it off.  I took a shower (I felt so dirty).


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 02, 2020, 08:08:28 PM
(I felt so dirty).

That let's you know you did it right


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 04, 2020, 02:49:04 PM
I'm just going to say that even if you don't bring me to orgasm, if you make me laugh during sex.  I will come back to you at least one more time


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 04, 2020, 03:26:26 PM
I'm just going to say that even if you don't bring me to orgasm, if you make me laugh during sex.  I will come back to you at least one more time

She says she had *seven* orgasms.  I’m not one to count, but I am pretty deviant in the sex toys, fantasies, and dirty talk areas.  So I had a Lelo deep in her puss, the Hitachi on her clit, and was shouting “Cum for me you dirty whore!  Spread your fucking legs for the nasty man!”  Yeah.  Like that.   :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on March 04, 2020, 05:07:49 PM
She says she had *seven* orgasms. 
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/eM16dA4eiatuyUs3rA/source.gif)

I’m not one to count, but I am pretty deviant in the sex toys, fantasies, and dirty talk areas.  So I had a Lelo deep in her puss, the Hitachi on her clit....
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TimelyTanEmu-poster.jpg)


and was shouting “Cum for me you dirty whore!  Spread your fucking legs for the nasty man!”  Yeah.  Like that.   :emot_laughing:
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/3FBwwRCNTSa52/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 04, 2020, 05:10:48 PM

and was shouting “Cum for me you dirty whore!  Spread your fucking legs for the nasty man!”  Yeah.  Like that.   :emot_laughing:
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/3FBwwRCNTSa52/giphy.gif)


I haven’t laughed that hard at anything around here in a long time.  Thanx.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on March 04, 2020, 06:16:16 PM
I’m afraid my Peruvian’s response to language like that would be far worse.

So I just silently mouth words like that to the back of her head.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 04, 2020, 07:05:14 PM
I’m afraid my Peruvian’s response to language like that would be far worse.

So I just silently mouth words like that to the back of her head.

Glad I am not the only one. ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 04, 2020, 07:14:29 PM
I’m afraid my Peruvian’s response to language like that would be far worse.

So I just silently mouth words like that to the back of her head.

Glad I am not the only one. ;D

Another instance where a blindfold could come in handy.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on March 05, 2020, 10:33:50 PM
Mid-morning frolic. Just like I like it...hard and rough. About a half-hour of great sex with mutual satisfaction.  ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 05, 2020, 10:44:10 PM
Waiting for the god damn plumber for 6 hours.  Says he’s be here in the next 30 minutes.  Daddy wants to get his nasty on *before* the kids get home from work and school.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on March 05, 2020, 11:21:34 PM

Kinda sorta this morning.

How's the saying go that an old boyfriend used to say..."She laid there like a dead fish"

(https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/QDsFSbPG4sKcHntVhvR_p7bLNxM=/768x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/goldfish-5be9ea5ec9e77c0052ea141d.png)
I think we'll name it Julie.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 05, 2020, 11:39:05 PM

Kinda sorta this morning.

How's the saying go that an old boyfriend used to say..."She laid there like a dead fish"

(https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/QDsFSbPG4sKcHntVhvR_p7bLNxM=/768x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/goldfish-5be9ea5ec9e77c0052ea141d.png)
I think we'll name it Julie.

It's kinda weird how unenthusiastic sex is more like a chore than a pleasure, it doesn't even feel the same in my opinion.  Just end up wanting him to finish quick.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 06, 2020, 03:15:23 AM

It's kinda weird how unenthusiastic sex is more like a chore than a pleasure, it doesn't even feel the same in my opinion.  Just end up wanting him to finish quick.

Now you sound like a woman who has been married for ten years...... ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 06, 2020, 03:32:22 AM

Now you sound like a woman who has been married for ten years...... ;D ;D

It's just called morning sex when I want sleep. I just cant get into it, just get it over with.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 06, 2020, 03:36:36 AM

Now you sound like a woman who has been married for ten years...... ;D ;D

It's just called morning sex when I want sleep. I just cant get into it, just get it over with.

After a night of great sex, I can understand you wanting to sleep.... :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 06, 2020, 04:31:35 AM
I guess I am a necrophiliac. I absolutely love dead sex. When she just lays there with that look on her face. And I absolutely molest every inch of her body. It’s all about me. My pleasure. Fuck you bitch. Just lay there. I love it this way.

(https://i.imgur.com/5uuB0Tq.gif)

You just lay there with the same look on your face while I fuck you, mouth wide open, like a deer in the headlamps.  Damn it!  Say something every now and then!  Make a little noise will ya?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on March 06, 2020, 08:14:54 AM
I’ve always enjoyed attacks in her sleep, with many past hers involved.  It always felt a bit like a little boy stealing a cookie from the jar.  Her on her side and me just slipping her panties down just enough for some nice slow spooning.  Sometimes they wake and fuss at you, sometimes they wake and just mumble for you to hurry up, and sometimes they don’t wake.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 06, 2020, 03:38:15 PM
It’s all about me. My pleasure. Fuck you bitch. Just lay there. I love it this way.

Well this gave me a little panty splash.  Love that commanding tone when I read it. I am going to be thinking about this most of the day now.

Sometimes they wake and fuss at you, sometimes they wake and just mumble for you to hurry up, and sometimes they don’t wake.

I can only recall this happening to me twice.  Although it may have happened more if I didn't wake up, drinking will do that, and if you haven't realized yet, I like to drink lol.  Both times it shocked me awake and took about a second to grasp what was happening.  Then I just close my eyes and let it happen.  I didn't hate it, but I would rather be asleep then having sex, or being fucked, I should say.  There are worse ways to wake me up i guess


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 07, 2020, 02:00:47 PM
So a quickie at lunch yesterday and then a little after midnight I'm woken up by my door opening.  He forgot I work on weekends now so he thought he'd stop by after some drinks.  I'm tired and I need sleep but hes so cute when he's as persistent as he was.  So why not.  it took longer than I had thought it would but once I got into it, sleep didn't matter all that much.  Now that's it's morning and I'm leaving for work, it matters.  I'm thinking late Sunday night or early Monday morning I'll swing by his place and return the favor.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 08, 2020, 05:47:38 PM
I'll be ready and waiting... :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 09, 2020, 03:45:56 PM
I got to his place shortly after 1 am.  He was sleeping on his couch and in his underwear making things so much easier.  Woke him up the way all guys say they want to be woken up.  Said this was for keeping me up early saturday morning when I had to work.  We finished just before 2 and I was too tired to drive home so I stayed at his place. Actually just getting ready to leave while I type this.  But this asshole called into work and used a personal day.  He's sleeping in and I'm up earlier than wanted to be so I can drive home.  Guess this is why they say revenge isn't worth it


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 09, 2020, 05:07:56 PM
CJ's mouth needs a vacation.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on March 09, 2020, 05:16:48 PM
CJ's mouth needs a vacation.  :roll:


You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 09, 2020, 05:23:10 PM
CJ's mouth needs a vacation.  :roll:


You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?


I see the guys of KB lining up to be of assistance to Chirp... ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: vinney on March 09, 2020, 06:19:52 PM
CJ's mouth needs a vacation.  :roll:


You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?


I see the guys of KB lining up to be of assis
tance to Chirp... ;D ;D

I'm in line... unzipped... and ready to help...


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 09, 2020, 06:23:32 PM
Fucking Daylight Saving Time is fucking with our sexual rhythms.  Wifey is falling asleep a few hours before I do, and she wakes up a few hours before I do.  Hope to have everything back to normal by the end of the week.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: staci on March 09, 2020, 07:50:25 PM
Fucking Daylight Saving Time is fucking with our sexual rhythms.  Wifey is falling asleep a few hours before I do, and she wakes up a few hours before I do.  Hope to have everything back to normal by the end of the week.

Maybe You can borrow one of Chirps wifeys until then.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 09, 2020, 08:41:33 PM
Fucking Daylight Saving Time is fucking with our sexual rhythms.  Wifey is falling asleep a few hours before I do, and she wakes up a few hours before I do.  Hope to have everything back to normal by the end of the week.

Maybe You can borrow one of Chirps wifeys until then.

I’ll just make up one of my own.  (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/products/Tears_Emoji_Icon_2_70x70.png?v=1485573515)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 09, 2020, 09:19:26 PM
Fucking Daylight Saving Time is fucking with our sexual rhythms. 

First I ever heard that.  :o


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 09, 2020, 09:44:49 PM
CJ's mouth needs a vacation.  :roll:


You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?


I see the guys of KB lining up to be of assistance to Chirp... ;D ;D

Line up, I'll direct you to Shiela.  :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 09, 2020, 10:09:42 PM
CJ's mouth needs a vacation.  :roll:


You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?


I see the guys of KB lining up to be of assistance to Chirp... ;D ;D

Line up, I'll direct you to Shiela.  :emot_laughing:

(https://i.postimg.cc/FFDq2fjg/runandhide.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 09, 2020, 10:13:33 PM
CJ's mouth needs a vacation.  :roll:


You mean it needs time on a different type of genitalia?


I see the guys of KB lining up to be of assistance to Chirp... ;D ;D

Line up, I'll direct you to Shiela.  :emot_laughing:

(https://i.postimg.cc/FFDq2fjg/runandhide.gif)

You're the new popular girl around here, honey, it's time for you to step up.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Mr_Sutton on March 10, 2020, 12:26:16 AM
Had an interesting situation last night. The Mrs was feeling a little horny and I was a bit drunk, she took it upon herself to get what she wanted. First time ever, she pinned me to the mattress, straddling me and rode me, taking what she wanted. I felt so used and got a little excited and laughed, that pushed her further and she absolutely lost it, riding me hard and fast getting her jollies while looking me in the eyes. I have not been that turned on in a long time. It was a new sensation because I am a top and she is a bottom but we reversed roles last night. So totally worth it!  :aol_rideit:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 10, 2020, 01:12:23 AM
It's nice when the wife initiates the fun. Means she is horny, like you said. Like the eye to eye contact.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 10, 2020, 01:15:34 AM

You're the new popular girl around here, honey, it's time for you to step up.  :D

Wow, Chirp, you must be tired, what with a long line of un-zipped horny males standing in line outside your boudoir and you passing the baton to Shiela.   ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 10, 2020, 01:43:18 AM

You're the new popular girl around here, honey, it's time for you to step up.  :D

Wow, Chirp, you must be tired, what with a long line of un-zipped horny males standing in line outside your boudoir and you passing the baton to Shiela.   ;D ;D

That's not a baton...  :emot_penis:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 10, 2020, 02:00:15 AM

You're the new popular girl around here, honey, it's time for you to step up.  :D

Wow, Chirp, you must be tired, what with a long line of un-zipped horny males standing in line outside your boudoir and you passing the baton to Shiela.   ;D ;D

CJ just wants men and women to leave CJ alone for a while. I'm sick of both of them.  :D

CJ's mouth is closed for business.  :roll: Maybe a hand can work an odd job or two though.  :emot_laughing:

Good luck, Shiela.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 10, 2020, 02:33:42 AM

You're the new popular girl around here, honey, it's time for you to step up.  :D

Wow, Chirp, you must be tired, what with a long line of un-zipped horny males standing in line outside your boudoir and you passing the baton to Shiela.   ;D ;D

CJ just wants men and women to leave CJ alone for a while. I'm sick of both of them.  :D

CJ's mouth is closed for business.  :roll: Maybe a hand can work an odd job or two though.  :emot_laughing:

Good luck, Shiela.  8)

(https://i.postimg.cc/SN0RGLmM/Creamy-Delicious-Bushsqueaker-size-restricted.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Mr_Sutton on March 10, 2020, 05:02:57 AM
It's nice when the wife initiates the fun. Means she is horny, like you said. Like the eye to eye contact.
She and I like to shake things up a bit from time to time but I must say, last night she was in rare form. 10/10


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 10, 2020, 02:27:34 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/SN0RGLmM/Creamy-Delicious-Bushsqueaker-size-restricted.gif)

Hey guys, Shiela is open for business... :emot_kiss:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 16, 2020, 03:54:19 PM
No sex though, just manual and oral while we searched the interweb looking at porn.  It was a whole lot of fun.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 21, 2020, 03:04:58 PM
Yes I did.

Then I did again... and it was delicious


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 21, 2020, 03:12:49 PM
Stress relief was needed by all involved.  8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 21, 2020, 03:18:37 PM
Stress relief was needed by all involved.  8)

Can you "relieve" me of some stress?  ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 21, 2020, 03:30:01 PM
Stress relief was needed by all involved.  8)

Can you "relieve" me of some stress?  ;D ;D

I hear you have to wait in line, that's sounds stressful in itself  :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 21, 2020, 07:49:44 PM
Morning wood.  More than a tsp.  Wife just moaned, while I used her like a Russian sex toy.

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/c581289dce3bc1c7617d276d6693182c/tumblr_n92hqproZv1semc6ko1_400.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 21, 2020, 10:18:58 PM
Stress relief was needed by all involved.  8)

Can you "relieve" me of some stress?  ;D ;D

I hear you have to wait in line, that's sounds stressful in itself  :emot_laughing:

You can be front of the lineahead of watcher  if all you're gonna do is complain.  :roll:


 ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 22, 2020, 01:12:50 AM

You can be front of the lineahead of watcher  if all you're gonna do is complain.  :roll:

 ;D

Definitely ahead of me. What a view. 8)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 22, 2020, 02:47:26 AM

You can be front of the lineahead of watcher  if all you're gonna do is complain.  :roll:

 ;D

Definitely ahead of me. What a view. 8)

How about we ditch the line and head over to the hot tub?  Sure it's pretty empty with everybody trying to get into the shelter


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 22, 2020, 02:53:39 AM

You can be front of the lineahead of watcher  if all you're gonna do is complain.  :roll:

 ;D

Definitely ahead of me. What a view. 8)

CJ prefers other ways to get wet.  8)

How about we ditch the line and head over to the hot tub?  Sure it's pretty empty with everybody trying to get into the shelter


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 22, 2020, 03:42:49 PM
We can first get wet Chirp's way and then head over to the hot tub.... ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 29, 2020, 02:30:52 PM
Broke quarantine and went to his house *audible gasp :emot_weird:

Felt guilty I kept saying no to him so after work we went back to his place, and I made it up to him as soon as we got there and then again before we went to bed.  If I didn't still have a change of clothes in my car, I'd have left after the first go

Dont worry, dont worry

We washed hands.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: msslave on March 29, 2020, 02:37:43 PM
Good way to enjoy the quarantine.  And...so great to hear you guys washed your hands after. The new way to practice safe sex.

How much longer will is be before we can take showers again, and not just wash our hands? ???


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on March 29, 2020, 02:48:16 PM
Broke quarantine and went to his house *audible gasp :emot_weird:

We washed hands.

Hope more then hands were washed.... ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 29, 2020, 06:11:34 PM
I told a friend I wasn’t getting any last night, so I made up for it and had a twofer this morning.  Good way to start week three of sheltering in.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on March 29, 2020, 06:46:36 PM
Broke quarantine and went to his house *audible gasp :emot_weird:

Felt guilty I kept saying no to him so after work we went back to his place, and I made it up to him as soon as we got there and then again before we went to bed.  If I didn't still have a change of clothes in my car, I'd have left after the first go

Dont worry, dont worry

We washed hands.


Driving yesterday my Peruvian brushed lint from my face, and then immediately used sanitizer on her hands.  I laughed at her actions and asked, ‘So if we make love tonight, are you going to slather sanitizer all over it first?’ gesturing towards my nether regions.  She doubled over with laughter shaking for several minutes, then giggled for a while after.

As for that happening, no.  She’s been definitely not in the mood, and I haven’t been pushing it.  Hopefully her visit to the gynecologist next month will result in options.  I miss my horny Peruvian.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 29, 2020, 07:03:22 PM

As for that happening, no.  She’s been definitely not in the mood, and I haven’t been pushing it.  Hopefully her visit to the gynecologist next month will result in options.  I miss my horny Peruvian.


I think the whole Coronavirus thing is fucking with people’s libido. You spend all day in the same spot, day after day... I’d rather fuck a knotty board.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on March 29, 2020, 08:01:00 PM

You spend all day in the same spot, day after day...

(https://i.postimg.cc/Qt4SGqn3/581eac764e03e04766b03197ddde316a-jpeg.jpg)

We both needed it.  It was a nice break from the same thing every day.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on March 29, 2020, 11:09:06 PM
I’d rather fuck a knotty board.



I’d rather fuck a naughty broad.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on March 30, 2020, 04:25:18 AM
CJ is too tired, too stressed, and too quietly angry for sex.  :roll:


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on April 01, 2020, 02:36:18 PM
Thought I was going to, would have been a nice way to end my two days off, but it didn't happen. He actually tied one of my hands to the bed, he doesn't do it often so it was really exciting. But then he did the most disgusting and truly evil things a man can do to a restrained woman.  The asshole started tickling me.  I can only do so much with one hand tied up and the other fending off his assault. It was awful.  He just wouldn't stop and I nearly had myself and accident.

So if anybody here knows about a gun for higher PM me.  I may be interested in their services.  (But not really)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Jed_ on April 01, 2020, 02:51:45 PM
He left a hand free?  I wouldn’t have.

Meanwhile, the closest I got to sex recently was yesterday.  She came to me wearing yellow dish gloves and smelling of bleach from cleaning the bathroom (that I just cleaned 2 days ago, but apparently not well enough).  Seems her sweatpants were riding low, and she wanted me to pull them up some.  So I nodded from sitting in a kitchen chair. and she turned her back to me.  I promptly yanked her pants and panties to her knees, leaned forward and bit her on the ass.  She screamed pretty loud, but it was funny.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on April 01, 2020, 03:42:34 PM
Nope. But my sister and her wifey sure did. They needed it more than anyone. We're stressed, but those two are in the middle of this virus shit, dealing with it every day.

So we all made sure they could have some time together.

I do love seeing my sisters wifey after. She always looks like she's the happiest person alive.  :D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on April 01, 2020, 06:42:50 PM
CJ is too tired, too stressed, and too quietly angry for sex.  :roll:

So, that would be a no?   ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on April 01, 2020, 08:01:51 PM

Not me.  I think March 5th was the last time.   Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.  

Hmmmm looking at the calendar


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ToeinH2O on April 01, 2020, 08:28:03 PM
I’m going to get laid tonight. Wifey has been working evenings at the hotel. But she has a day or two off now, so I anticipate there is going to be some Friday on Wednesday. Dr. Weismueller is charging all the toys. I’m tying her to the Sybian also.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: watcher1 on April 02, 2020, 02:23:08 AM

Not me.  I think March 5th was the last time.   Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.  

Hmmmm looking at the calendar

MJ - Dan and you tell the oldest that you are going out for ice cream, then drive to a secluded spot, like you did as teenagers, and your dry spell is over. But don't forget to bring back the ice cream.  ;D ;D


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: MintJulie on April 02, 2020, 12:57:10 PM

Not me.  I think March 5th was the last time.   Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.  

Hmmmm looking at the calendar


Issue corrected.   Was asleep 5 minutes later and slept like a baby.


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: Shiela_M on April 02, 2020, 01:10:38 PM

Not me.  I think March 5th was the last time.   Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.  

Hmmmm looking at the calendar


Issue corrected.   Was asleep 5 minutes later and slept like a baby.

(https://i.postimg.cc/T2VsKNyT/tumblr-842ec01931d6dbdbf58d3134d17f0a34-f76f28fe-500.gif)


Title: Re: So who got laid last night?
Post by: ChirpingGirl on April 02, 2020, 05:45:16 PM
Wifey needed a stress relief. CJ provided. Wifey slept like a baby. Woke up smiling.

 8)