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Title: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on February 16, 2018, 01:49:31 PM

Post a sentence that you might hear while having sex or having dinner.     



Oh my god, this tastes so good.





Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: IdleBoast on February 16, 2018, 02:04:44 PM
Let's try somewhere new!



Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Hades on February 16, 2018, 02:11:24 PM
I just love sausage in a bun.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: msslave on February 16, 2018, 04:38:04 PM
So sweet and juicy! ;D


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Jed_ on February 16, 2018, 04:52:46 PM
In a grocery store I once stole a sticker off something like a package of twinkies that said ‘Fun to eat’ and stuck it on my chest and went out for the evening.  It got a lot of comments.  At one point a girl I never saw before approached me and said, ‘I can’t believe you have the gall to wear that.’  A couple hours later she went home with me.

So, ‘Fun to eat.’


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Well Behaved Lady on February 16, 2018, 05:25:53 PM
Open wide


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on February 16, 2018, 08:57:52 PM

"Time for seconds"


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: oscarlong on February 16, 2018, 09:45:45 PM
You're not doing it right. Here, get out of the way and just let me finish    :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: IdleBoast on February 17, 2018, 03:16:13 PM
Let's add a little spice!


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Katiebee on February 18, 2018, 05:12:00 AM
This is hot!


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on February 18, 2018, 06:51:11 AM
I thought of this when out at a restaurant with one of Marks friends tonight.

"Stop talking with your mouth full."


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: IdleBoast on February 18, 2018, 12:51:17 PM
Just smooth on some oil...


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 26, 2018, 07:30:44 PM
Clean up your spilt gravy on the table.  And lick my saucer clean.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: IdleBoast on February 26, 2018, 07:35:56 PM
Try dipping it in this...


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on February 26, 2018, 08:30:58 PM
Put some oil on that cucumber...


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on February 26, 2018, 09:28:02 PM

I love Italian.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ChirpingGirl on February 26, 2018, 09:53:29 PM

I love Italian.

(https://www.mrbreakfast.com/images/481_scrambled_eggs_italian.jpg)


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Hades on February 26, 2018, 10:00:30 PM

I love Italian.

(https://www.mrbreakfast.com/images/481_scrambled_eggs_italian.jpg)
Sorry... you forgot something....

(https://s19.pixxxels.org/rlc0tgf0z/breakfast-pizza-6.jpg)


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: KitKat on February 26, 2018, 10:07:17 PM
Oh my god it's so juicy!!  :o


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Johnny on February 27, 2018, 09:11:41 AM
Please, no more. I'm stuffed.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: wayne3218 on February 27, 2018, 09:30:00 AM
Nothing fills a hole like an Aussie pie, peas and chips.

(https://s13.postimg.org/ybbqdaibb/F43730_F0-_B9_DB-4373-818_F-1_C9_E3657962_B.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on February 27, 2018, 02:43:41 PM

Maybe we should have Matt and his new girlfriend join us next time.




Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: watcher1 on March 01, 2018, 04:45:25 PM
What's next?


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: KitKat on March 01, 2018, 04:46:40 PM
Damn it's HARD AS FUCK!


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Jed_ on March 01, 2018, 05:02:01 PM
I’m having Asian this evening (and a couple other ethnicities).


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Well Behaved Lady on March 01, 2018, 05:45:06 PM
It tastes salty


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: KitKat on March 01, 2018, 06:04:05 PM
It tastes salty

 :emot_heehee:


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ObiDongKenobi on March 03, 2018, 04:11:06 PM
Let's eat out instead.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: KitKat on March 03, 2018, 04:21:33 PM
Needs more oil.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on March 04, 2018, 12:13:55 AM

Are you enjoying the puffy taco?


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: KitKat on March 04, 2018, 01:15:20 AM
This breast is big and juicy.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: oscarlong on March 04, 2018, 01:22:19 AM
Use your fingers


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on March 04, 2018, 01:48:26 AM
Push that stuffing deep in the cavity... it will taste better when you remove it.
 
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/769f60caa931c84e50ebf3ee7303859a/tumblr_ndeqh3TApT1rz8btmo1_400.gif)



Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: KitKat on March 04, 2018, 02:07:33 AM
Can I have some more please?

;)


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on March 05, 2018, 04:15:05 PM

Try it, you'll like it.





Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on August 23, 2018, 09:54:30 PM
Quote

Post a sentence that you might hear while having sex or having dinner.    



Darn, I like the noodle a bit more firm.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: IdleBoast on August 25, 2018, 06:56:29 PM
"Vanilla again?"



Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on August 26, 2018, 05:11:20 AM

That left a yucky taste in my mouth.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Nero on August 26, 2018, 06:30:05 AM
It takes two hands to hold a Whopper.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: msslave on August 26, 2018, 02:46:19 PM
I know you enjoy eating, but now you need to go wash your face!


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Army of One on August 27, 2018, 03:09:32 AM
I'd better go wash my hands; they're so sticky from all that.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on August 27, 2018, 03:31:27 AM

OMG, I am so full.



Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Army of One on August 28, 2018, 12:00:21 AM
One from the wife:

I have to undo my belt.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Johnny on August 28, 2018, 11:23:56 AM
The sauce is delicious


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on August 30, 2018, 07:34:48 PM

Why would you start without me?


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: IdleBoast on August 30, 2018, 07:45:30 PM
WHO PUT CHILLI SAUCE ON MINE???


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on August 30, 2018, 07:48:22 PM

Do you think I can put the whole thing in my mouth?


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: IdleBoast on August 30, 2018, 07:58:55 PM
I'll try anything once!


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: vinney on August 30, 2018, 09:07:51 PM

Do you think I can put the whole thing in my mouth?

Now what are you talking about Jules?  :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on September 15, 2018, 03:21:28 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ebLyUxH.jpg)


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on September 24, 2018, 03:16:01 PM

I need to go floss now.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Army of One on September 24, 2018, 11:14:12 PM
It's okay; you can use your fingers.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on June 27, 2019, 02:20:35 PM
The kitchen table tonight, or the island?

Or better yet, let's enjoy it on the patio.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: watcher1 on June 27, 2019, 04:22:14 PM
The kitchen table tonight, or the island?


The Postman Always Rings Twice happened on the kitchen table.



Shall we eat in bed? On the couch? Where?


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: psiberzerker on June 27, 2019, 04:43:00 PM
Nice spread.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on June 27, 2019, 05:16:51 PM
This is good, but it isn’t as good as my mom’s.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: psiberzerker on June 27, 2019, 05:25:53 PM
Is there a bun in the oven?


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: msslave on June 27, 2019, 06:15:01 PM
I like it a little bloody.  :emot_weird:


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on June 27, 2019, 06:22:43 PM
 Very nice honey, but I still prefer Five Guys.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Jed_ on June 27, 2019, 06:48:22 PM
I always put some newspaper down when I’m eating crabs.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on June 27, 2019, 06:49:24 PM
I guess it’s time to put another load in the dishwasher.   :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on June 27, 2019, 07:19:58 PM

The noodles a little limp


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on June 27, 2019, 07:37:29 PM
There are starving children in Africa, you’d better finish it.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: psiberzerker on June 27, 2019, 09:37:55 PM
"I'll pick some up some Chinese on the way home."


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on June 27, 2019, 09:39:01 PM
"I'll pick some up some Chinese on the way home."

Things CJ would like to say...


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: IdleBoast on June 27, 2019, 09:59:07 PM
"Ugh, it's icky!


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Jed_ on June 27, 2019, 10:06:52 PM
Many years ago I was at a buffet lunch with my boss at the time, and he stood and made a comment that had me raise my eyebrow and snicker until he got why it was funny:

I’m going to make another pass at the fruit.


Not exactly a politically correct term I know . . . .


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: RopeFiend on June 28, 2019, 03:21:53 AM

Yes, I'd love to have some of that!


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 19, 2019, 05:54:02 PM
I’m glad your sister could join us...   :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on August 19, 2019, 07:03:54 PM


"Crabs?!"


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 19, 2019, 07:04:56 PM


"Crabs?!"

“Does this smell a little fishy?”


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on August 19, 2019, 07:45:07 PM


"Really?  You're browsing Kristen's Board right now?"


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 19, 2019, 07:50:41 PM
I like the way your mother serves it better...


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Army of One on August 19, 2019, 11:25:18 PM
I think I'll have a peach for dessert.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ObiDongKenobi on August 20, 2019, 12:30:22 PM


"Really?  You're browsing Kristen's Board right now?"

 :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 20, 2019, 04:50:09 PM
If I paid this much for it, you’re damn right I can complain!   :emot_laughing:


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on August 21, 2019, 03:06:59 PM

There's not very much there.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: watcher1 on August 21, 2019, 03:21:57 PM
Two breasts, please. No wings.  8)


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on August 21, 2019, 03:46:22 PM

There's not much meat on that bone.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 21, 2019, 07:10:52 PM
Slide down. We need to make room for Grandma.


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on August 21, 2019, 10:08:19 PM

My father wouldn't let the waiter/waitress leave the table when he'd have a steak delivered.   He'd always cut into it first to examine it. 

"It's a perfect shade of pink."

or

"It's bloody"  (when it wasn't cooked enough)

or

"There is not a single drop of juice in it."  (when it was overcooked)


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: MintJulie on July 07, 2020, 03:02:41 PM


If I eat another thing, I'll puke.



Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: watcher1 on July 07, 2020, 06:53:02 PM


If I eat another thing, I'll puke.



I think Chirp has said that on occasion -  Like,  her jaw will hurt her if she ate another thing..   ;D ;D


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: ToeinH2O on July 07, 2020, 07:07:40 PM
“Dad, why don’t you and Grandpa sit over there so you can watch the game? I know you two don’t want to miss any action.”


Title: Re: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both
Post by: Shiela_M on July 07, 2020, 07:35:04 PM
Turn it over and finish on the other side.